#like picking chits

[padfootastic]

I wanna share a lighthearted headcanon of mine. So, I’ve always imagined that Regulus and Sirius look almost completely identical, just a handful of minor differences and Sirius was just a bit taller, so imagine the Hogwarts students coming up to one Black and desperately hoping it’s the one they’re looking for, only to realize it’s the brother. A good way to tell is to look at their tie, but RIP anyone who sees them out of uniform or from the back. Normally the people they’re with the best indicator, but it sucks when they’re alone so nobody can tell. Sometimes, when they’re on decent, friendly terms, they even switch ties, to the dismay of everyone else. Both Sirius and Regulus have started responding to the other’s name, and they hate this fact.

Remus, approaching from the back: Hey, Sirius, McGonagall is looking for you

Regulus, without looking over: Wrong brother, no clue where Sirius is, good luck and goodbye

ok but i love this!!!

i do think the differences are pretty obvious once u get to know them. like u said, sirius is taller. he’s also a bit more,,,sharp-featured? like reg has some baby fat he absolutely loathes but it never rly disappears. sirius is skinnier overall tho, and he has really bony hips & other joints. they loved playing this to their advantage when they were kids—posing as each other, sirius pretending to be regulus and taking any of his punishments, annoying guests who come to their house etc. bit as they grow older and differences started arising, they tried doing whatever they could to distinguish each other. regulus had longer hair, like their father, and preferred smoothing it back to look older. sirius was more on the shorter, spikier hair end. (he was trying to replicate some muggles he’d seen & also it made him look more similar to james ykno?) but yah, sometimes even that wasn’t enough and u have instances like this.

malfoy: black—

sirius, cutting him off w/o even looking back: not the one u want. he should be on the quidditch pitch.

[sully-s]

Space And Earth Chat

Bruce: Will you watch when the sun swallows the earth? Clark: Bruce, that's in five billion years Bruce: ... Clark: No Bruce: I would Clark: Morbid Bruce. Bruce: I understand why you wouldn't- Clark: I wouldn't becuase I won't let it happen. Bruce: It's physics Clark, you can't stop it. Clark: I can. Bruce: How? You're going to feed it more hydrogen? Clark: Sure, why not. I am a farmer's son.

[oatbugs]

procrastination is starting to have its consequences finally

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

GASP wait, you have a cat????? And I randomly learn this from the tags one fine morning???

Can we see the kitty 🥺🥺🥺🫶

YES i have a cat and you may ABSOLUTELY SEE HER :D

this is Tigger she is old and bossy and opinionated but she is mine and i love her

she used to be my grandparents' and is small and has a very gravelly meow. she likes sitting on top of people and sleeping under blankets but hates being brushed

oh and she also eats vaseline (but it's in very small doses and completely fine for her to eat)

here is another photo of her having a nap :)

[crybaby-bkg]

I had a seggsy dream about toji last night and I keep getting flashbacks like it really happened and I am. feeling Tortured. this is Pain.

[i-am-the-balancing-point]

you are not gonna be able to guess what lucky circumstances I managed to accidentally get myself into this time lmao I secured myself a spot at a nude drawing class without even knowing it was a nude drawing class. it’s absolutely fantastic tho! the class is usually super popular and spots are hard to get so I was really lucky

[merakiui]

Omg that doctor!Riddle fic crumb!

Is it hinting to the fact that Riddle is gonna do a two-in-one with reader?? After he hits them with his car, he brings them to his home to keep it a secret. But it takes a long time for so much damage to heal and he’s starting to get attached and his mother said she wanted grandkids didn’t she-

She is rather insistent about how he ought to seriously consider marriage and family because of his age, isn't she? Although for this fic there won't be any baby-trapping or pregnancy or nsfw! Just Riddle navigating two sides: successful, well-respected magic doctor and criminal who hit and nearly killed an innocent person. May he find strength in this fic because I certainly won't give it to him. >:D

I will share another tiny snippet from the fic! This time Riddle is doing some fun mental gymnastics to reach a very crooked rationale.

[etoiile]

me: i want a bf

also me: *terrified of the male species*

[baffledapple]

Thinking Abt the preview for ep 7 and how Charlie was so surprised that Alastor was in the bed with her.

Which means that either she has the best bed in the world and didn't feel the bed shift when he got on it

OR he's light that his added weight was negligible and he didn't even move the bed enough to alert Charlie

[androxys]

I know this question gets asked ad nauseum in the Batman fandoms but if you had a friend come up to you and say “I want to read Batman,” with no other Batman experience or knowledge… what do you give them to read?

[thetwelfthcrow]

https://x.com/thecasualfanf1/status/1749034289646477507 these idiots are writing their own fanfictions 😭😭 “there's definitely tension” yeah, sexual tension xx

lmaaoo i find tweets like these so fucking hilarious. ya really think ya sayin somethin here??

i, a random self-proclaimed casual fan who has zero ties with the guys in question meaning i don't know them personally nor will i ever, am gonna say it's more than what the guy who it's about says.

i'm so sorry but i cannot take people like this seriously lmao. you use comic sans in your youtube thumbnails. writing fanfics or girlblogging on tumblr is a whole lot more fun than throwing random statements like this out there. at least we know the difference between fact and fiction (and we emphasize fiction for funsieesss)

BUT ANON TO YOU: yes babe i agree there's soooo much tension and it's all sexual. they should fuck nasty about it and then the tension will be even higher bc they'll want to do it again and again and again and again and ag-

[joeyclaire]

giving bad idea right today

[itstimeforstarwars]

I have no concept of normal hours after being in retail for three years. I get up at three in the morning. My coworkers text me at 1130 at night when they get off work. "When is a good appointment time for you?" well what do you consider normal human hours. I'll pick something in that range.

[that-foul-legacy-lover]

Stargazing with Legacy >>>>>>>>>>

you're right. you're so right

setting up little nighttime dates, climbing the mountains around Liyue just before sunset so you can spread out an old blanket over the grass and munch on some fruit as you wait. fireflies come out as the sun begins to dip beneath the horizon, blinking on and off in little shining globes, Foul Legacy batting and attempting to catch them with delight. a few of the insects are even brave enough to rest in his fluff and hair, twinkling like jewels and earning several happy trills from the Abyssal monster and a soft smile from you. when the sky begins to darken, Legacy hurries over to sit beside you, pulling you back against his chest and onto his lap, his arms around your waist

slowly, the stars come out, glittering in the night sky in a tapestry of midnight and diamonds. it looks like Legacy's cape-like wings, splashed with galaxies and constellations, and you begin listing off the different ones that you know, smiling when you reach his, Monoceros Caeli. he chitters, wings fluttering as he points at another cluster of stars, one you don't recognize. you raise a brow and he simple nudges you, snuggling his face against yours- you don't have a constellation due to your lack of a Vision, so that pocket of stars can be your constellation instead! and you get to pick whatever shape you want, right next to Foul Legacy's narwhal <33

[crybaby-bkg]

picked up my youngest niece today when I shouldn’t have and I’m now paying the price for it 😔😔😔😔 (stitches are burning and aching when they were healing so well at first) 😔😔😔😔😔

[abombihoney]

What if Eetl was able to take Maki in a fight, 1-on-1?

What makes you think he can't?