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gorgeousemoon · 9 months

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LOCAL TRANS COUPLE ATTEMPTS TO GO ON A PEACEFUL DATE TO THE MOVIE THEATER, HARRASSED BY POPULAR KIDS FROM SCHOOL

Quote from victim: "you're literally seniors. Why." "I didn't know people acted like that outside of school"

#trans #lgbtq #gay #bullying #hey dude #just leave us alone??#never talked to these people btw.#they just came up and started harassing me and my boyfriend #like i didnt know they were making fun of us lmao #because they were like “wow uour bfs so hot” a #so i was like “ok... uh... thats weird but ill uh let him know???”#and her friend was very embarrassed and like ashley stop #like real bro #but she was def making fun of us just very badly #then they were in the lil arcade usinf very vulgar language in our direction #toddler behavior tbh

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mr-malumm · 5 days

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Something told me yall would like this

#2013 vox is so cute but what if i gave him depression #hes a bug bro #this is so niche like you have to know the origin of the bug vox and of dark mode vox and also know undertale HAHAHAHAHAH #this is content for nobody but the real ones #anyway #dark mode vox #i fell for the fucking tv #hazbin art #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #vox #hazbin vox #my art #radiostatic #undertale

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rystiel · 3 months

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i keep seeing people say the doctor shouldn’t have feelings for rogue because he’s married to river…? river song… who has also married multiple people… one of the most polyamorous characters in the show…?

#i think the only issue river would have is that she wasn’t there to witness it #ngl #plus when has the doctor ever been strictly monogamous???#even when he was infatuated with rose he still had feelings for other people too #madame de pompadour anyone ??? hello?? 😭#and river’s been gone for multiple regens now… is the doctor meant to never have a relationship ever again or what #gonna be real i think if rogue was a woman i’d be seeing less Ummm He Has A Wife The Doctor Wouldn’t Cheat Like This takes #i really don’t think the doctor & river were ever strictly only with each other bro like they’ve always had a more open relationship anyway #🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️#doctor who #15th doctor #rogue doctor who #river song #timerogue #dndoctor #yowzah #twiver #ehhh yeah.#y’know ????#also as people have mentioned she’s dead #i didn’t make that part of my post bc timey wimey whatever people still want her to return somehow #so if she *was* alive and the doctor wasn’t literally a widow… she’d have no problem with rogue 😭😭#keepin this post ambiguous for u river return truthers

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cloudnienty · 1 year

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what if the kiss caused them to glitch for a second-

#inspired by That One Gumlee Comic #i know marshall calls him 'your majesty' sarcastically #but i like to think hes being for real here #bro is flabbergasted #adventure time #gumlee #prince gumball #gary prince #marshall lee

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decolonize-the-everything · 4 months

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Y'all remember that scene in Batman where joker is trying to prove how society is a cesspit of people willing to kill their neighbor just to save themselves by giving two separate ferries detonators that would bomb the other ferry? Remember how the Joker failed cuz neither ferry actually pushed the button? Not even the boat full of murderers was willing to push the detonator and kill people on the other ferry. So because neither pushed the button both ferries lived?

Liberals and white gays pushed it. And when they see our funerals and statistics they say they didn't have a choice. They had to kill someone else. They had to choose themselves. Or else it would've been them.

And I'm tired of pretending I understand the selfishness of it cuz it makes them feel better. Cuz I don't.

I don't get how you all can sleep at night after a day of defending votes that costs lives, war crimes, genocidal warmongers, and insisting that the lives of brown and black people overseas need to be traded so you don't have to take any actual action besides voting to stop the deep corruption you allowed to be sowed into your government that threats your livelihood if you don't (whether those black and brown people die or not btw).

You're cowards and truly the worst things breathing and I wanted to make this post so you don't die without knowing you'll never be more than that (to me or history).

#i just feel so much rage dude #im tired of these white supremacists being on my fuckin internet and timelines bro #especially white gays like what the fuck is wrong with yall for real #democrats #liberals #whiteness #“hes our best option” kys #project 2025 #2024 elections #vote #usa

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noisyghost · 3 days

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back at it again redrawing all my OC ref sheets; Ark was next up bc even though i seem to redraw his ref every single year, i always start to dislike it about 6 months after drawing it lol

#OC #ark #it is impossible for him 2 be scary when he is so fucking. fluffy.#like. be 4 real. 14 feet tall with 7 inch fangs? who cares bro u look cute and ur ass is fat as hell. who said that #character design #werewolf #artists on tumblr

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canadiangold · 2 months

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#me3 #this game... this SERIES gives me so many emotions bro #the fucking waterworks start up so easily #“not one more!” fuck yeah >:']#“Who's like us!” “Damn few!” h-hell yeah bro >:''''D #there is so much emotion in me3 despite the EA corpos' best efforts to just poop out a quick profitable sequel #the sense of sacrifice throughout the mainline story makes me weak in ways real-world war stories do #the quiet moments of camaraderie... the big speeches.. the swelling operatic music as we fly headfirst into hell...#mass effect #this upcoming game has a lot of work to do. pull back the lost goodwill from andromeda and live up to the love of the trilogy

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cloudyydraws · 9 months

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more mario and luigi doodles but i took their mouths away

+ extra unfinished stuff under the cut

#the dear doppelganger weeg one is purely self indulgent bc ive been playing it on loop recently im normal #and i know doppelganger is a different whole thing than what he has but. hey its ok we ball #more spm on the way (i hope!!!!!! as long as i dont get distracted by avemuji or sekai for a bit)#most of this was practicing mario bc i still dont like the way i draw him tbh but i think we're getting somewhere #shoutout priv twt oomfies for dealing with my mario fix bullshit youre all so real #drawing these little guys is so much different from my other little guys i think thats why ive liked drawing them so much constantly #it just feels fresh for me!! i just get to fuck around when i draw them its fun to experiment again #ok done talking i like them a normal amount #mario and luigi #mario #luigi #super mario bros fanart #super mario bros #super mario fanart #spm #super paper mario #mr l #starlow #smb #super mario brothers #mario bros #mario fanart #art #fanart #my art #cloudy draws #nintendo #nintendo fanart

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ministarfruit · 7 months

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day 20: chose violence ♡

(femslashfeb prompt list)

#minifemslashfeb2024 #danganronpa #kirumugi #shirotojo #tsumugi shirogane #kirumi tojo #salak: toujou kirumi #canistel: shirogane tsumugi #toxic yuri arc idfk #bros that execution still gives me the creeps #you can hear her scream. like. bro #anyway what if you made the perfect soulless servant out of a real person #and then tormented then disposed of her like a doll. and you were both girls

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basslinegrave · 2 months

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#considered posting this to my 'main' for a second but then realized i just post most ship art here so it goes here.#now the real question should i use the main tags or stick to a ship tag. but i think the tags might be empty anyway so dont mind if i do #my art #monarch a trois #dr. girlfriend #henchman 21 #the monarch #dr mrs the monarch #uhhhh #venture bros #vbros #ask to tag #im new here i have no idea what tags to use 🫡#i mainly just wanted to draw them all together cause yknow. they could be a thing #so yeah this is ship art but take it however you want #ALSO i got very lazy with the clothes and coloring i honestly just wanted to do a pose like this and then didnt really want to think abt #the clothes and then when it came to coloring i considered leaving them in all black but it was hard to see them then #so i added a tiny bit of color after having this sit in my files for over a week #i want to draw them more but i have no ideas at all im just imagining them having like movie nights whenever they can nd stuff #i loved how domestic the show got to depict them being somehow. injecting the scenes where theyre in their kitchen into my bloodstream #but now that sheila isnt a part of the villain trio its like ough... leaving the boys home alone in their r/malelivingspace #garys s7 room 💀#also i cropped this cause i could not be bothered to draw shoes. i actually drew them for dr gf and monarch but i gave up on garys #<- has not drawn shoes in months because of liking cartoon animals that dont wear them

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turtleblogatlast · 4 months

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I think a lot about Leo standing up for his brothers in the things that really matter to them.

Like- Leo is the one who immediately pushes Mikey and Donnie into finding Raph the second it’s clear that their oldest brother is missing because he knows Raph can’t handle being separated like that.

Leo is the one who stands up for Mikey when Mikey wants to go on a solo mission, actively vouching for him and being the one to convince Raph into letting Mikey go, because being independent and proving himself just as capable of standing on his own two feet as everyone else means so much to Mikey.

And Leo defends Donnie’s honor in particular when his brothers’ intelligence is insulted because Leo is well aware of how important Donnie’s smarts are to him - and how important having those smarts valued and acknowledged is as well.

All this goes right into just how well Leo knows his brothers. For as much as he’ll tease or fight with them, he knows them, and he loves them.

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rottmnt leo #rottmnt headcanons #rise leo #listen Leo loves his family SO MUCH #and like it’s no accident that Leo is consistently the one to give pep talks that #very notably #are less ‘everyone as a group’ and more ‘all of you individually’#it’s heartening to see honestly and like #it works with how he is as both a person and as a fighter #he knows people he knows them so well he knows how they work what they’re like #which is SO USEFUL for subterfuge AND portal/teleportation strategy #my guy is charming his charisma comes from his understanding of people at an individual level #when he wants to be he is very very good at that #he’s still a teen who is too cocky for his own good at times but that does not negate his stellar other moments #he can be selfish he can be mean he can be rude but when push comes to shove he is so quick to stand up for his family #Mikey’s statement at the end of the movie about how Leo NEVER gave up on THEM is so important because it’s not JUST about the movie!!#that’s Leo as a whole he will never give up on his bros #portal jacked is telling of this too because although it has a lot of comedic moments #never once does Leo stop looking for a way to get his bros back #they’re everything to him #he’s the face man he’s a people person and he’s the number 1 pet turtle which I will discuss the implications of in this essay-#Will also say that when Leo does these moments of standing up for his bros he’s never expecting praise for it #he’s just glad they find Raph he just smiles when Mikey tells him he loves him he never mentions defending Donnie #leo has a tendency to show off fancy glittery moves but his real actions and feelings are sooo much more lowkey #that you have to be actively looking for them to catch them all #and I really really like that about him it’s so interesting HE is so interesting

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p1nkshield · 9 months

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Superman: Hey Batman congratulations on adopting your son! My mom insisted I bring you this… are you okay?

Batman, looking especially bedraggled, dragging a hand down his face: huh? Yes. I’m fine. I it’s just that I can’t find him.

Superman: What? do you mean you LOST HIM?

Batman: shhh, be quiet

*scuttling from above*

Batman, squinting: he’s in the rafters.

Superman: the wHAT!?

Batman: what did you bring?

Superman looking up frantically: the rafters?!?- I brought pie but why are you asking me tha-

Batman: ROBIN COME, PIE!

*scuttling stops, then rapidly moves closer*

Robin!dick: please give me some pie please

Batman: come down here first. If you try to eat upside down you’ll choke.

Robin!dick: not true I’ve been practicing!

Superman: 0_0

#dick grayson #bruce wayne #clark kent #robin!dick #batman #superman #Robin don’t practice eating upside down #please Robin I beg of you #if you choke then fall then get a concussion I will never recover #okay….#clark: maybe I don’t want kids…#bros got a real num num cookie situation on his hands #poor brucie #Robin come pie is to be read like that EJ COME WATER meme

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crowlyne · 3 months

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Still thinking about shen qingqiu / shen jiu accused and punished of things he never did but not the one crime he actually did... "SJ needs YQY's affirmations" "SJ needs SY to fix him" "SJ needs LQG to fix him" NO BITCH!! THIS BITCH NEEDS AN ATTORNEY!! LIKE PHOENIX WRIGHT!!! ill bet if phoenix wright is there my boy will be not guilty in 3 hours plus OPM getting the ace attorney killer treatment and sue HHP for defamation and unlawful detainment

#shen jiu #shen qingqiu #svsss #svsss crack #svsss au #btw im real srs #bro is convicted based on hearsay and previously unrelated crime and no evidence whatsoever like bruh #sj is so ace attorney falsely accused/red herring victim-coded

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crustycrackhead · 30 days

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I got possessed dude, did a line of flour— some crazy shit anyways… Swampcat

Swampcat, Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost

They both find each other interesting like anatomy wise, drastically different, some “lemme examine you 🤓☝️”

Kremy slowly blinks and Frost gets flustered… that’s the good shit to me man. Purring, Bellows… I SHOOT THEM TWO WITH MY AMERICAN GUN

#my art #legends of avantris #loa #ouaw #once upon a witchlight #kremy lecroux #morning frost #Kremy x frost #frost x Kremy #Kremy Lecroux x Morning Frost #Morning Frost x Kremy Lecroux #swampcat #ouaw swampcat #swampcat ouaw #I think they slay #they’re apathetic towards eachother leaning on dislike #I dunno I think I’m crazy #I’m being so real— No throwing clothes silly Billy— their foreplay is folding eachother’s clothes cuz that’s A SHOW OF CARE OKAY BRO #I THINK THAT’S SWEET #there’s moment of tenderness and I think that shit goes so hard #freak 4 freak #demi 4 demi #also like— Frost is def more experienced when it comes to the devil’s tango but also I think the juxtaposition of Kremy being “bruh idk #Kremy to me can charm a person and get a free drink but I don’t think ever went past that cuz he never had the desire to #he’s so demi to me #he would definitely be out of his element but liek he’s enthusiastic okay #Kremy is like an onion layered and every time you peel a layer back you get more Kremy and I think that’s the thrill of it #he would be interesting #I’m speaking from an aroace perspective— like how a scientist would see bacteria under a microscope #tw suggestive

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poeticnotpretentious · 4 months

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Oh my god I can’t believe I have to say this but:

DISABLED PEOPLE CAN HAVE GOOD DAYS!!

Just because I had one day when the pain wasn’t there for long enough for me to enjoy it doesn’t mean I am suddenly “cured from my issue” or that I don’t need accommodations anymore.

#are you for real #i just told a classmate about going to barre #the enthusiastic response was oh my god are you over your thing #bro what THING #my disability?#because obviously fucking not #then he was like #do you have to do classes online still #im shre if you can do exercise you can come to class #my disability paralyses me with pain on the regular #we found the solution guys #all the years of suffering have come to an end #you just need to go to ONE barre class #chronic pain #chronic fatigue #disability #disabled #disability awareness

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hitwiththetmnt · 10 months

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12 Donnie has some words for MM Leo if he’s gonna survive the writing room

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