#lmao the more i look at it the more canon it looks

[wolfofcelestia]

MDNI

Zayne, Dawnbreaker, Foreseer x MC

Breeding

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Disclaimer: The only exposure to Foreseer I’ve had is from secret times so he is VERY OOC!! Ignore all background plot regarding him!! This isn't about canon accuracy, this is about fucking around with three Zaynes!!

>>> Do not take any of this seriously lmao

Zayne used his surgical knots on MC to tie her wrists to the bed posts at her request

Z: “I knew you were insatiable but I wasn’t expecting a request like this. Are you sure you want to go through with this?”

MC: “I love you and want to feel more of you. Now I can.”

FS: “Meaning you weren’t enough for her, Doctor. Once I’m done with her, I’m afraid you’ll never be enough for her.”

Zayne shot MC a look that told her exactly how he felt about Foreseer but he kept his mouth shut. He was doing this for her and once she was satisfied, they would disappear from their lives

MC flashed Zayne a smile that was half apologetic, half appreciative of what he was willing to put up with

DB: “Do you really want to bear my child?”

Dawnbreaker sounded almost lost, completely unaware of MC’s lust, Foreseer’s rivalry, and the Doctor’s exasperation of his wife’s whims

Z: “Considering what she wants and considering we share the same DNA, the child’s father would be all three of us.”

Zayne sighed, rubbing the bridge of his nose. He still couldn't believe this was happening. This whole situation was completely absurd

FS: “DNA may tell you one thing, but would you be happy raising a child knowing your wife begged for me to impregnate her?”

Foreseer was the very embodiment of Zayne’s smugness and seeing it in front of him made him look away, again shooting a look at MC

Dawnbreaker didn't say anything, but a black ice shard began growing in his hand, seemingly to appear when his emotions were triggered by Foreseer's words

MC caught sight of this and called out his name, fearing this night of indulgent pleasure would end in death

MC: “Zayne!”

All three of them immediately turned their attentions to her, like trained dogs obeying their master. Despite being tied to the bed, she was unquestionably the one in charge of the bickering trio

The ice shard quickly disappeared from Dawnbreaker's hand and he shifted his body away from her, adjusting his tie awkwardly as he dealt with the guilt of upsetting MC, even just a little bit

Z: "Let's just get this over with so we can get rid of them."

There was a clear sense of unease in Zayne's voice as he spoke to MC. It was kind of hard to know how to act when you had two other versions of yourself right in front of you. And your wife wanted all three of you to fill her up until her body had no choice but to accept one of their seeds to conceive

FS: "I agree. Enough talk. This night will be very long and I intend for you to never forget the feeling of me making you cry out again and again tonight."

Z: "Did you think I was going to just let you monopolize her? Once you're spent, I'll show you how to satisfy her."

FS: "Look, she's already so pliant under my touch. You've been waiting for me, haven't you?"

As Zayne and Foreseer competed for control and positions with MC, Dawnbreaker stood back, a whirlwind of shock, hurt, and disbelief swirling in his mind

It was only when MC looked past Zayne and Foreseer to lock eyes with Dawnbreaker that he finally, slowly, hesitantly... approached the bed

[charliedaltonssaxaphone]

What each poet would do to relax after a study session (AKA things I do)

And yes one of my dear friends will see this and yes I am trying to relax (medieval lit I am coming for you)

Todd- crotchet. He is now my forever crotchet partner (or any craft partner tbh)! He would for sure crotchet things for others and do it whilst he's listening to music or watching a movie. If he has the energy for it he would write as well (more to just write and let himself melt into the pages as he writes in his journal).

Neil- watch movies ESPECIALLY OLD HOLLYWOOD MOVIES. He would see himself performing like James Dean or Humphrey Bogart and then daydream about acting as (TW) Mr Perry barges into his room and tells him off for not revising and 'slacking around'.

Pitts- BAKE BAKE BAKE. Pitts is an amazing baker and I thank that person who came up with that idea every day. He would bake for others and for himself as a way to destress after an intense study session. (I baked some cookies and they looked HORRIBLE but were so lovely!!)

Charlie- go to the student union and play the most random songs that there are on the list. Probably order something from the coffee section or the alcohol section of the bar and shit post, maybe even go to town and play careless whispers lmao

Cameron- He would watch 5 hour video essays on philosophy topics (and yes I did watch a 2 hour video on every political ideology). Probably would yap about it or use it in his future essays!

Knox- go to the beach and mourn and yearn Chris. thats the canon!

[rainbowonice]

I'm barely hanging by a thread with this show.

The amount of PR that Oliver has done about Bucks storyline and Buddie has been overkill. To the point, where of Buddie doesn't happen after talking about it so much that headlines and clickbait have been created, they're going to look like they've just been shipbaiting to pull in the viewers!

Tommy and the homophobe/transphobe need to go. Lou's weird "thriving" video gives me the impression they're deffo not thriving! And the other one needs to go for obvious fucking reasons!

The whole Bi storyline would've been better coming from Eddie. They could've had Buck single and Eddie discovering himself like it was originally going to be. It would've been so much more interesting to watch!

But I do think the fact that the season only has 10 episodes has put a damper on things, too!

oh i agree with everything!!! it's definitely giving shipbait (for now) i feel like Oliver is saying unhinged Buddie stuff because, in his prospective, they can't really call him out for queerbaiting anymore, since Buck is canon bi now. But I really hope I'm wrong and that he actually knows that Buddie is endgame or something!

I'm still conflicted about Lou video to be honest, I'd rather if he wasn't there at all lmao but if he's there just to make things awkward and they are really NOT thriving then i Could be ok with it. for the Edy situation... idk how she even got in s7 to begin with, i know it's because Natalia actress wasn't available and Tim didn't want both of them to start off as single but they could have just went with a replacement and no one would have noticed 💀 big hope is that she will be bones before the season finale tho! No one likes her and the foreshadowing about them breaking up has been crazy (never date someone you met on a call, bobby convo etc)

Anon you have no idea I've been terrorizing my bestie about EddieTommy for WEEKS i still wouldn't like Tommy as a character but it would have made so much more sense and it would have been way more groundbreaking than BuckTommy! if episode 100 have zero haters I'm dead I REALLY HATE the whole execution and how they switched characters and keep making Buck and Eddie interchangeable cuz that will never be right and it will never sit well with me for various reasons (racism is the racism). And I've been wanting Buck to be single for the longest time let the man be alone and get to know himself for the love of God!

This season worst problem is that they are writing it as they go and they are really rushing things and you can really tell that they have no idea where the plot is going and the season being only 10 episodes make it so much worse :( hope season 8 will save us from this hell but if the last 5 episodes of the season don't get any better idk if i will survive to watch season 8 they are really making it hard for me and I've been watching the show since 2019!

Also i want to thank you for sending me your thoughts! I got so excited when i saw an ask in my inbox 🥰 this is a safe space for hating! I'm a yapper and a hater!!

[us-costco-official]

the world if it was good (danollins was real)

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🤠 deanwinchestersvirginity Follow

genuinely cant believe he said fag lmaooooo WHO GAVE HIM THE PASS 😭😭

🤖 danollins-luvr Follow

I mean. Probably the guy he got pregnant ??

🕷 spacemanspiderfucker2 Follow

I always knew Paul would end up with someone like misha. Dm for more info

🤠 deanwinchestersvirginity Follow

god not this guy again. ok adam sandler apologist!

🤠 deanwinchestersvirginity Follow

HE BLOCKED ME LMAO

🎉 suprnnnnnatrl Follow

i couldnt resist 🤣

👾 disintercourse699 Follow

Now we have canon danollins can we just admit Jensen and misha fucked already.

🫧 pauldanointhesoup Follow

pauls already said hes uncomfortable talking about that :// .....

👾 disintercourse699 Follow

Do i look like Paul's therapist? Jesus Christ it was a fucking tumblr post

🌝 carleenjacques2039 Follow

c l i c k f o r m y o n l y f a n s 😉

🤠 deanwinchestersvirginity Follow

I hate this website.

👩‍❤‍💋‍👩 us-costco-official Follow

actually cannot believe we predicted danollins

🗣 catboymishacollins Follow

Tranny Barnzalez server strikes again...

🕺spinkertoot Follow

We should pull out the roleplay dms and send them to Paul and Mish

🥀 adamsandlerdaily Follow

BREAKING NEWS: Jensen Ackles is homophobic, sources say he's anti-MishaPaul

⚧ kockles Follow

no he’s not you cunt he’s just in love with misha collins

🌼 dano-guy Follow

Hey can we stop with the fucking worst take of all time and focus on the lovely queer trans men that are Paul Dano and Misha Collins?

[imjustamime]

I made a random thing. Very random even I'm confused on what my brain just created. What if something happened and everything got swapped? And I don't mean the usual like Bob swapping Lila and so on, I mean everything was randomised.

Personalities are the same with a few changes.

Kevin replaces Lila. Carmen replaces Jaune. Ignacio replaces Kevin. Aaron replaces Jack. Jaune replaces John. Lila replaces Patty.

That's all I really had so far, idk what I wanna do for John, Jack, Frank, Radford, Streber, Rick and other adults.

Lore wise? Ignacio is still part of the cult, Carmen is still her usual self but is a sort of better mother than canon, Kevin is like his normal self, but he looks after Skid, Susie and Pump because Mr Wonder is dead, and since their parents are always busy and Lila is almost always working, Kevin reluctantly took them in. Aaron and Jaune, like John, lost Ross. We dunno if Hope is dead or just missing, so the same will be said for Ross. Roy hangs around with Susie, Skid and Pump, while still being a little bit of a bully, but not as bad as in canon.

I dunno what I wanna do with John and the others. Maybe Hope can replace Ross' place in the hatzgang and Robert is still Robert. Maybe Radford could be swapped with Rick or something. (Maybe Rick could replace Carmen hahehe) Idrk.

Some aspects will be more like a plot hole/confusing or need to be changed, but for now that's all I have. Maybe I'll do some Screenshot redraws with this AU :P

Also when I say replaced, I mean like swapped but not properly swapped? I think I just made it 10x more confusing.

Funfact: this is most likely confusing because I dont think before posting my ideas, I just write on the post until I give up and post it 😭 (it is 1:21am bro I need sleep lmao)

Im defo gonna look back at this in the morning and think 'what the fuck-'

[betterthanbatman1]

Jason Todd Red Beanie appreciation post

[scatterbrainedbot]

the trouble with being the one who survives is you must keep on doing it

inspired directly by @onionninjasstuff 's heart wrenching comic of Future Donnie's death (read it!!)

[turrondeluxe]

[conspicuous-clown-car]

auhghh okay here it is AAAAAAA

based off of that one TV Girl album cover hehehe

also heres an alt version thats brighter:

[kelsh]

I have no excuses for this,,,, I was initially drawing them with their hair down then it became a tits out kind of moment,,,,

Bonus: my Durge’s own bird’s nest under her hood

[batz]

ok ya but This Scene from the new dhmis made me become so happpy i wanted to gnaw thru a brick wall when i saw it. i love gay puppets. wow<3

anyway what if they were oldmen

[ofswordsandpens]

I'm sincerely very happy for anyone who is enjoying the show but every time I see takes that the show has improved the book characterizations or that the book characters are underdeveloped in comparison to the show...

[iintervallum]

i'm not a shipper at all this campaign but i stil had to draw this moment, can't help but have a soft spot for sapphics lol

also imogens clothes are so difficult to draw man, why does she wear like three layers of shirt, you're already gay you don't need to prove it with your clothes.(for legal reasons i'm joking imogen dress as gay as you want girl)

[lazycranberrydoodles]

woe mundane monopoly headcanons be upon ye

follow for more of modern au hua cheng’s outfits

[skitskatdacat63]

He is so 🤏

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[starry-bi-sky]

Dead on Main Childhood Friends Memes

Because now that I've gotten the hang of making au memes, i can't stop.