#logan quotes

[stoeptepel]

Wade: "Sorry we're late, Logan was fingering me, and it left a wet mess, so I had to change."

Logan: "Stop describing it like that, I was stabbing him and he got blood on his clothes."

Wade: "Tomato, tomahto."

[lovethebadguy]

[incorrectanything]

Y/N: Can I go to the movies tonight?

Logan: Bub, I'm not your dad, you can do whatever the hell you want.

Y/N:

Y/N: Okay-

Logan: Be home by ten, don't talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the road.

Y/N:

Logan: Here, ten bucks for popcorn.

[of-many-incorrect-quotes]

Logan: I cut my finger

Y/N: I can kiss it. That way it'll get better

Logan: *confused*That works?

Y/N: Yeah, my mum used to do it all the time when I was little

Logan: Huh…

*later*

Logan: I need you to punch me in the mouth

Wade: *has waited his whole life for this* I thought you’d never ask

[yellowwwcrayon]

Wade: Let's fight by sucking the air out of each other's lungs. Whoever dies first loses.

Logan: Are you asking to kiss me?

Wade: No, I'm asking to kill you. With my mouth. Over your mouth.

Logan: That sounds like kissing.

Wade: It's not, I'm cutting off your oxygen supply. Here, l'll demonstrate.

[arachpool]

Wade: My kink is doing stupid shit and watching Logan speed-run the five stages of grief as he realises that he still wants to fuck me.

[techwrecker]

[watmalik]

“Get in bitches, we’re done fvcking.”

—Wade Wilson, probably.

[pandapool]

*at Wolverine's grave* Deadpool: hi everyone and welcome to another unboxing video

[dreamysletters]

F1 drivers as text messages pt.3

[logan-the-artist]

i immediately thought of them when i saw this format

commission me!

[incorrectanything]

Wade: Logan and I are having a baby!

Y/N: That's gre-

Wade, slamming adoption papers on the table: It's you, sign here.

[lukas-dusk]

Logan to Scott : Excuse me? Who made you the boss of the group?

Ororo : You did.

Hank : You said "Scott should be boss."

Jean : And then you said "let's vote" and it was unanimous.

Gambit : And then you made him this little plaque that said "Boss of Us" and you put little sparkles on it.

Logan : Valid points, all.

[yellowwwcrayon]

live footage of Deadpool snatching Logan from his universe:

[sardonic-the-writer]

Logan: I've experienced tragedy in a way you'll never understand—

You: Womp womp.

Logan: What the fuck did you just say.

[brainrotcharacters]

The thing that gets me giddy is the fact that Logan goes from "Do I know you, bub?" to "WADE! You don't have to do this!"