Tav: I will now torture you.
Astarion: Kinky.
Tav: I think you are sweet and handsome.
Astarion: …Wait.
Tav: You deserve to be cared for as much as you care for others.
Astarion: N-no!
Tav: Your feelings and needs are valid and deserve to be heard.
Astarion: I need a safe word!
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megan thee stallion is the perfect example of unbothered energy. nicki has repeatedly vagueposted about her, gone on unhinged rants about her, gone so far as to mention her dead mother (such a classless low blow), threatened her on live, and has now released the tackiest diss track in history. and what has megan done? literally nothing. she straight up ignored her, aside from that one ig story where she posted herself laughing (which was perfect btw). she is the epitome of “i will not dignify that w a response.” i love it.
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The thing about TMA is that if I think about Sasha James too much I will cry and if I think about Michael Shelley too much I will cry and if I think about Agnes Montegue too much I will cry and if I think about Jonathan Sims too much I will cry and if I think about Naomi Herne too much I will cry and if I think about Gerry Keay too much I will cry and if I think about Tim Stoker too much I will cry and if I think about Jane Prentiss too much I will cry and if I think about Martin Blackwood too much I will cry and—
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Weird Route...
Spoilers for CT Weird Route below.
Please check tags for anything triggering ❤️
Afterlife...
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This is not cannon, as the weird route is finished and it will not be added upon. But.......I often find myself wanting to draw for it. So here you are...
The weird route ends abruptly and without art for a reason. I wanted to make it painfully obvious that as YOU continue the route/story YOU stop getting anything out of it. You're only hurting the characters, and by the end, there's nothing left to do except start over.
I had thought of Asriel discovering Chara...well, dead. But I think that would have been too much for the scene. I didn't want to get any more depressing than it already was.
tbh I only hope that I can make an ending even half as good as this one. I still think about it often and I'm proud of the amount of work I put into it.
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This event title is the gift that keeps on giving
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“I often changed parts, but it was always the same play.”
-Albert Camus, The Fall. p.60 Vintage Books.
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I know people have commented on how weird it is that Phoenix dropped the "You can call me daddy" speech on Trucy so soon after they'd only discussed adoption but the fact that she started doing exactly that just as immediately tells me that they are the same kind of unhinged.
They both become attached to people so quickly they can't help themselves. Must be the abandonment issues.
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So my favorite running joke in Phineas and Ferb is that every time Doof, Monogram, and Perry are in the same frame, there is a grand total of 5 brain cells. And the platypus has them all.
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