#markiplier is the only man i simp for

[seabysiren]

141 Task Force Streamer AU!!!

the ghost force channel began with just you and Simon in the beginning. simon came to you with a proposal after hearing some of his coworkers chatting idly on their break.

simon works his ass off since graduation. he had to. to get him mom out of that hell hole. to help his drug addict of a brother.

normally he would’ve rolled his eyes at the slackers, but the conversation caught his interest. that someone could make a living off of playing video games and whatever else. (he had to search up markiplier and pewdiepie to fully understand)

simon had to ask you about the idea. he wasn’t the best versed in technology, nor did he have good, working computer. (each time he booted up the old hand me down laptop it sounded like it was about to blast off into space.)

you had jumped at the idea. you nodded happily as he slowly explained what he had overheard. then shyly asked if he could borrow your pc.

it was kinda funny though. simon would whip out his glasses and squint at the screen as you taught him the basics of how to video record and download games.

when you first opened the editing software he just slowly looked at you. blinking slowly like a cat. there was no way he was gonna be able to understand all this.

so you promised you would learn just for him.

it took a few recordings of you and him messing around to finally get him comfortable talking into a microphone. because this man doesn’t talk. he just sits in silence and observes most of the time.

you jokingly call him grandpa. in return he just gives you this dead stare.

it took a lot of time to think about the channel name. simon didn’t want it to sound dumb, nor too try hard. (you teased him about the new lingo)

he settled with ghost. because if this didn’t work out, he would just disappear. and because this was a side gig, something bound to fail.

you tacked on force at the end because you knew. you knew that whoever was going to watch his first video is gonna be a simp. I mean, have you heard his voice??

the first video recording was around thirty minutes of good old minecraft. seemed popular enough. and paired with simon’s deep voice and his dry humor, it was all set to go.

you reassuringly rubbed his back when he posted the first video. you could see in his eyes and from the way he wrung his hands he was a bit nervous.

that same day you ushered him home to rest.

that same night was when it began.

the simping.

you had to filter the majority of the comments in the beginning because you just didn’t have the heart to show him all the thirsty comments about his raspy, deep voice.

he was just happy to have a bit of extra cash. that he didn’t have to work himself to the bone if this channel grew.

and grew it did.

not only was everyone really liking his voice, but also his dry ass humor and dark jokes. coupled with the fact that for some reason he was really good at learning game mechanics, you were able to easily record and edit.

him angrily clicking on the red bed and being told there’s monsters nearby.

“good night moon. good night tree. good night zombie that i cant see but i fucking know you’re there.”

fucking hates dating sims. but his audience thinks it’s funny for him to dryly play the protagonist.

“goddamn it i dont wanna fuckin’ talk to you ya bloody muppet.”

he’s not allowed to play dream daddy anymore from the pure frustration that radiates off him. that and because you don’t want his blood pressure to rocket.

loves lying and tricking his viewers. makes up the most absurd background information about himself because he just thinks it’s funny.

“i wasn’t born for this fuckin romance. i was born for politics. been told i have great hair and i love lying.”

you chime in every once in a while and have funny little text chat comments. especially when you have a counter about the amount of times he insults something with the word muppet.

he’s british. his accent is too powerful for the simps. there are too many videos making fun of his british-ness. next video title is called damn Americans reviewing all their stupidity in return.

you call his fan base little poltergeists because damn do they make a tonna noise. their so vocal about his voice and dry humor. that and because they love clowning on him.

he gets bullied for playing valorant instead of apex. in return he mops the floor with anyone who stream snipes his games.

loves mystery games. and action games. anything in general he can shoot and lie and absolutely destroy other players

he’s a little too good at among us to be healthy.

overall 10/10 recommend coparenting a channel together with simon.

ps he’s known for this one quote that went viral.

“im going to defeat you with the power of friendship… and this knife I just found.”

part II

[distracted-milkshake]

Markiplier Egos Smash tierlist https://tiermaker.com/create/markiplier-egos-15400970 but I put too much godforsaken time into it. all alter egos in order under cut. fml

From left to right, top to bottom:

Please ruin my life: Engineer Mark (In Space With Markilpier), The Necromancer (Ninja Sex Party), Illinois (A Heist With Markiplier), Yancy (A Heist With Markiplier), Damien the Mayor (Who Killed Markiplier), Bim Trimmer (Cyndago Shorts), Resident Enis Mark

NEXT LINE

Smash: Wilford 'Motherloving' Warfstache (Same Name), Heist Mark (A Heist With Makiplier), Murderiplier (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Metal Gear Engineer Mark/Tactiplier/Unnamed Soldier Mark (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Actor Mark (Who Killed Markiplier), Porniplier Pizza Delivery (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Porniplier Construction Worker (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Dr. Iplier (Worst News Doctor), [NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH] Dr. Plier (My Therapist, Dr. Plier) [THERAPIST, NOT MD, severly underrated], Chef Iplier (now we're cooking), Date Mark (A Date With Markiplier)

NEXT LINE, CONT.

Bingiplier (Google Gets an Upgrade), The Host (Danger in Fiction), Randall Voorhees (Santa Spills The Tea), Derek Derekson (Santa Spills The Tea), Dadiplier (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Cool Patrol Mark (Ninja Sex Party)

NEXT LINE

Hug:

Captain Mugnum (A Heist With Markiplier), Old Man Engineer Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Colonel William Barnum (Who Killed Markiplier), Yandereplier (MAKING LOVE FOR SENPAI | Yandere Simulator #12), Bop Mark (Markiplier TV), Porniplier Woodsman (In Space With Markiplier Part Two), Porniplier Doctor [possibly Dr. Iplier] (In Space With Markipler Part Two), Camp Counselor Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Annus (Unnus Annus), Jeremiah (Cyndago), Bonesaw (Cyndago)

NEXT LINE

Heehoo (Unnus Annus/In Space With Markiplier)

NEXT LINE

Friend:

Darkiplier (Various), Wilford Warfstache (Warfstache Interviews Markiplier), Markiplier Noir (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Santaplier (Various), King Of The Squirrels (Markiplier TV), Porniplier Plumber (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Porniplier Lifeguard (In Space With Markiplier, Part Two), Jim (Markiplier TV/Corpse Abduction), I Actually Am Not Sure Don't @ me it's 3am, Googleplier (Google IRL), Derek Derekson (Santa Spills The Tea)

NEXT LINE

E-boy Mark (Unnas Annus), Station Commander Mark (In Space With Markiplier), Bill (Werewolves), God of Night (The Tabletop Roleplay thing)

NEXT LINE

Not interested:

Silver Shepherd (Super Infidelity)

Nope go away: none.

In my quest for knowledge I have found only torment. Endless torment. Mark did all of this. I'm simple a biased observer. All mistakes are me or my simping factor. Feel free to ask for clarification. I will not be taking any questions thanks.

[x-littlemoth]

I'm probably going to get back into writing again soon, but the posts won't be until Tuesdays and/or Thursdays. Unless I get my internet back on.

So send in requests if you want. Basically I'll do any fandom requests.

I won't write for specific characters – but I'll let you know if I won't do your request because of a specific character). I also don't feel comfortable writing specific characters as bottoms or tops of I personally can't see them as a bottom/top – this is not to be judgey your request, but if I can't see those characters as bottoms/tops, I won't physically be able to write them well in that position and all of my requesters deserve a well-written story.

I am working on a lot right now, both writing and personal life wise, but I will most likely do the requests as they come in and post them as soon as I can.

Current fandoms I currently have inspiration for (this is not to stop anyone fr requesting a story for any fandoms outside of these, these fandoms are just the ones I currently have an urge to write for and/or have ideas for):

– Skyrim

– Fallout

– FFXV (the one with Noctis and his friend for anyone like me who can't remember which game is which based off the title)

– The Addams Family (could be literally any of them, including the new Netflix series Wednesday)

– Hotel Transylvania (or literally any vampire movie/tv show that has Dracula in it)

– The Owl House (I haven't actually watched this, but I've seen a lot of clips on YouTube and have decided I need to at least check it out. Plus the palismans are cute af.)

– Any video game Markiplier or Jacksepticeye have played.

– FNAF Security Breach; Yes, I'm being very specific with this one because I am a Monty simp (I also like this specific fanart of Music Man. Also Sun and Moon are cute in like, a little sibling way).

– Blade (the vampire series with Wesley Snipes and Ryan Reynolds – although Ryan Reynolds was only in one of the blade movies)

– Underworld (the vampire movie series with Kate Beckingsale – I think that's her name)

– Queen of the Damned (specifically)

– Monster High (kinda obsessed with the new one because it has more lore – the series not the live action movie)

– Cyberpunk 2077 (I will literally write a story with OCs only, as long as it's set in the Cyberpunk 2077 world – doesn't even have to be in the same year or state)

– Stranger Things (please. For all that is unholy. Request some trans! reader/OC x Eddie Munson/Billy Hargrove. I'll actually write any character as long as the request has a trans reader or trans OC – not enough trans reader stories out there)

– Dark Hunter (Sherrilyn Kenyon novels. Please note they are for mature readers only, as they do contain sex scenes, so if you're under 18 and go to read her novels, ask a parent or at least let them know it's a rated M book)

– Zodiac Academy (having a hard fucking time find any of the books after volume 1 at my local libraries 😤)

– The Walking Dead (I don't actually know much about this series, but that's what resources like Wiki and actual fans are for! I'd watch the show, but I have plans to binge it with @joelsgeetar at some point).

– Resident Evil (both the movies and the games – someone request RE:8 stories about Lady Dimitrescu, Heisenberg, Donna and Moreau)

– X-Men

– Marvel

– DC (I have this story idea where Jason unknowingly starts dating the son of Death, because irony~🎶!)

– Hazbin Hotel

– Helluva Boss

Aaaand I think that's it. For now.

[tashiiiplier]

I made this..and I’ve watched it like 40 times in a row. 😍🥰

[dreamonminecraft]

Which post did Mark reply to?

This one

[takalzuoom]

Hii It's my first time Requesting and if they're closed ignore! Could I request Octo Trio x Reader whose like Cala maria? Like when they're in the water they get really big

Okay okay okay, so this took a while to think about because I had no idea how to write it. Like at all.

And I even ended up watching markiplier’s cuphead gameplay because of it 🙈 and this also inspired my whale shark y/n scenarios! I hope I did these okay 🙇🏻

i hope you like it! and tysm for requesting 😻😻 mwah mwah

cw: cursing, link of raccoon being flung, they/them pronouns!

𝐎𝐜𝐭𝐚𝐯𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐥𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐨 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐂𝐚𝐥𝐚 𝐌𝐚𝐫𝐢𝐚 𝐬/𝐨

𝐀𝐳𝐮𝐥

He already knew you were gonna be something big- as you tower over himself and the twins.

And frankly, he was excited to find out

Okay, I can say for sure that his face turns SCARLET when he first sees your merform. That you're much, much larger than him that you could easily crush him without a second thought

👁👁

And since we know that Azul is bigger than the twins in water (unlike on land), he did feel a little… threatened

but since it's you it's okay 😻

But it's great for business!

I think that you’re that last resort for some… bothersome customers... like you won't even do anything but stare at them…

silently

🧍🏻

SIMP IN DISGUISE

I see him cuddling up to you in his octo form if there isn't an octo-pot available/near :(

Of course, you coddle your little boyfie :(( when he’s in a mood or just stressed you offer a big ol' hug and just listen to him rant

But he's Azul, and has insecurities- so he'll use this to scare potential ‘suitors’

He’ll feign sadness, have you scoop him up into your arms, and fucking SMIRKS at the other guy

DEFINITELY makes the decapitating motion while you're just like :) happily holding your scheming boyfriend

Mama Azul APPROVES she’s a big lady. Much bigger than Azul

And she just LOVES the fact that you're a whale shark/ Since you eat a lot she has you as the official taste tester! She values your opinion a lot, as she’ll be your mother in law in the very very near future 👁👁

Azul and his mom plan out the wedding in advance- like years in advance- like so in advance they're also planning your first year anniversary

Like- girly will evaluate your every move. Having a checklist and all as she makes sure you’re good for her baby zuzu (she adds 20 points just because you're a whale shark)

He has scary dog privileges

Like if someone gives him trouble over vacation- and before he can even threaten to wipe out their entire bloodline, you’ll just pop up behind him, red smeared on the corner of your lips as you tell them to ‘leave’

(It was his mom’s new jam recipe!)

𝐅𝐥𝐨𝐲𝐝

Oh my god, it's spiderman! Spiderman! It’s spider-man!

Oh my god. Personal simp

Like okay, okay, okay.

You're tall, hot, and scary. What more could Floyd ask for in a partner??

When people hear about what kind of merperson you are, they run for the hills.

I mean, with those razor-sharp teeth, blank eyes, and looming presence, I wouldnt wanna be around a great white shark merfolk either.

Though you're not as tall as the other y/n’s, you’re still tall (great whites grow to be over 10 feet. Females are 15-21 and males are 11-13. )

But you fall on the scale of being around 22 feet in the water. And 6’3 on land!

When I tell you it was love at first sight for Floyd. I mean it. He would always drag you off (per your dismay) and bring you along with his shenanigans

Literally, the girl who’s like “oh y/n you're so funny😹😹😹” when you haven't even done anything

Kinda like an extrovert adopting an introvert since you're more prone to be alone. By choice of course, as that’s how you were raised in the sea.

Though I think sometimes Floyd will either respect it or just not give a shit

Like- I mostly see him hanging out with you. Maybe you're reading or just scrolling through your phone as Floyd sits there lazily talking about his day and how he annoyed the shit outta riddle

your occasionally inputs only egg him on

Y’all fucking bite the shit out of each other. 🧍🏻

LIKE OKAY LISTEN- after an impromptu make-out session he walked out looking like he was mauled by a bear

While you walked out looking like you barely managed to escape an axe murderer

Date people who’re willing to bite you 🤞

You play volleyball. And you’re fucking good at it.

I can imagine Floyd helping you practice. Like where your both peppering, but you're both just- spiking at each other.

(Mark my words I’m gonna make separate headcanons for him and his great white hottie)

But in water- he’s a fucking gnat. Like he’s swimming around you every which way as you're just cruising along

Will annoy the shit out of you.

Like you're not used to having this kind of company, especially in the water. But he loves it. Loves how he can scare people with just a mention of your name.

Loves the attention he gets as well.

Just everything about it he loves.

Except when he’s in a bad mood.

You’ll take your little Floyd, put him vertically on your back, and just swim.

But if he’s being especially pissy one day while he's on your back, sulking, you'll start spending up, your boyfriend slipping a bit as you’ll spy hop out of the water and fucking FLING HIM

LIKE HE GOES FLYING OFF INTO THE DISTANCE SPINNING IN THE AIR

AND THEN HE’LL JUST- COME BACK, BEGGING YOU TO DO IT AGAIN

More than once has he asked you to fling him on land so he can

1. Freak out his fellow students by playing zombie

2. Freak out his fellow students by pretending to be a fish out of water. Then attempting to drag them into the water when close enough

Everyone and their mother regrets bringing you two together.

*Floyd standing in front of the ocean*

“Hey babe”

*25” great white shark emerging from the water like the lost city of Atlantis

“Hey”

Someone has pissed themselves in your presence OUIBWERFHIGR

𝐉𝐚𝐝𝐞

Ah yes, Jade and his Orca lover😁

😟

No

Oh god no

The WORST absolute combo

Between jade’s… charming personality, height, and teeth- and your mischievous behavior, large size, and (once again) sharp teeth

You're avoided like the plague

Sometimes, people feel like you're mixed up

“Shouldn’t Floyd be dating the orca while Jade dates the shark?”

You and Floyd's partner are like night and day. And you could understand why they would think that.

They’re more reserve, patient, and sometimes assertive. While you're more sociable, affectionate, and charming… you think they’re dead wrong

Cause, on one hand, you and Floyd tend to clash. Sometimes, while Floyd’s s/o and jade have one-sided conversations (or telepathic ones)

don't let them talk cause they'll plot world domination...

“hey orca- why do they keep looking at us like that”

“couldn’t tell me”

But overall, you love your boyfriend, and he loves you even more. You kind of remind him of his brother with all the hijacks you pull.

But when you're in water, oh my god- he falls in love all over again

You're a bully. Let’s get that straight, when you see another merfolk minding their own business, you both share a look and immediately- like with the snap of a finger, start harassing them.

AND YALL JUST GIGGLE, SWIMMING AWAY WHEN THEY THREATEN TO CALL THE COPS-

He loves your dynamic, loves how you value personal relationships and how much you care for your family

HAS met your family. Your two moms welcoming him with open… hands? It was kinda weird, 'cause you're all so much bigger than him that he couldn’t hug them without it seeming awkward.

WILL use your height in and out of water for his advantage.

I think he might be a little bitter about how you're so much taller than him, but that ends when he sees you struggling to do normal things

Like when you get stuck in the rocks underwater, not able to go to half shops since you can't even fit your arm through the door.

And even on land, you're constantly bumping your head on doors, getting suck in hallways, pouting at him to help you.

Like Floyd, he has recreated that moment. But in different fonts

Like okay- setting the scene

Imagine some customers are trying to give Jade a harsh time in the lounge. By this time Floyd dipped, Azul's in his office (said yall could handle it) and the other employees didn’t know what to do.

Of course, you were in the lounge, trying to take a quick snooze before your shift. But accidentally eavesdropping on your boyfriend and his new 'friends'

And when Jade finally backed up against the glass, monkey grin stretched upon his face as he knocked on the glass saying ‘babe’

They were meant with a singular eye. First looking up, then snapping to them as they stood frozen in fear.

Jade, chuckling, slowly walked towards them as you you swam by giving them a preview of your body that never seemed to end…

Until it did

Bending down towards them, jade places a hand on two of their shoulders, the others watching the tank intently as Jade only whispered one thing.

“Run”

And before they even had the chance, you emerged from the water's surface. Water ran off your ink and snow-stained body, as you smiled eerily at them.

Before you could even open their mouth, they sprinted out the door, pants a little wet as they promised to never come here again.

There was a brief silence until you started laughing- cackling hysterically.

The employees and regulars joining in as they were used to this scenario.

Jade only chuckled, reaching up to caress your hand. Silently telling you how you did well.

“I didn’t even say anything” you huffed, picking at your ear. Jade was about to say something until a loud sigh was heard

“Really y/n?” Again?” Azul groaned, looking at the water stains around the tank.

You both shared a look, then shrugged. “It was the most efficient way to handle rowdy customers. Besides-” he gazed at you, who was bored out of your mind, leaning against the glass.

“Something tells me we won't have any problems for a long while”

I see him catching a ride on you. When you want to spy hop he’ll hold onto your dorsal fluke and just enjoy the view of the endless oceans and the setting horizon.

( curse you anon! I now making separate Jade and Floyd scenarios 👿) /lh

[thefanficmonster]

Hidden Powers

Corpse Husband x Reader (Female)

Warnings: Abuse allegations, Swearing, Mild melancholy

Genre: Humor, SLIGHT Angst, Fluff, RPF (Real Person Fic) - Sorry the genres are all over the place

Summary: A misconception or misunderstanding turned rumor threatens to bring down Corpse’s entire career, but luckily, Y/N knows better than to stand aside and let it happen.

Requested by Anon. Hi darling! Thank you so much for your request and I’m so sorry for the long wait but here it finally is and I hope you enjoy the fic if you happen to come across it. Love, Vy ❤

“Fuck this game!“ Y/N yells out in frustration as she is met with the screen informing her of her failure - aka death - for the fifth time in the past hour. “Has anyone ever even passed night four? I’m sure the king of FNAF Markiplier has but I’m also sure he hasn’t done it one a livestream! And my big mouth really had to go ahead and swear not to end this stream until I pass this God forsaken night, ughhh!“

Typically, Y/N’s quite the fearful rat when playing horror games, especially when home alone like right now, but this FNAF game has gradually turned her into a raging gamer instead. Not raging as in kicking ass at the game but as in the game kicking the ass of her sanity. She’s been struggling with this specific night for a while - the better half of her previous stream and an hour into today’s. Well, seeing how little progress she’s making with each try, it’s gonna be way more than an hour into today’s livestream as well. She’ll be lucky if she manages to get past it before hitting the three hour mark or just rage quitting which she’s bound to do eventually if her gameplay keeps going at this rate.

Another try later, she’s once again jumpscared into a failure screen that’s practically mocking her at this point. Throwing her arms above her head, Y/N sighs heavily, the frustration she’s harboring becoming more and more evident in her body language. “You know what, I need a break. Lemme see what you guys are saying in the chat.”

Scrolling through comments upon comments greeting her, sending her compliments and some trolling her with some hateful remarks she comes across a question which makes her brows furrow. That same question is repeated by a few other people but they fly by so quickly she doesn’t manage to catch the people’s usernames.

“A bruise on my arm? Where?“ She says out loud as she inspects both her arms, looking for what her chat had been talking about. That’s when her eyes eyes land on the purple mark on the skin just above her right elbow. She laughs, “Oh this? I know I’m a clumsy person but Corpse is to blame for this one.“

Little does the girl know, her boyfriend, who’s currently in his own apartment instead of camping out at hers, is watching this very stream, laughing his ass off remembering how that bruise came to be.

His laughter is cut short though when he catches glimpse of Y/N’s chat which suddenly floods with concern from her fans - assumptions and allegations of him being an abusive boyfriend starting to pollute the previously cheerful comment section. His stomach turns, for many reasons, each reason making it tighten in a worse and more painful knot. 

The first blow comes from people actually coming up with such a thing. How could they even allow their minds to wander to such a dark and disgusting place where he’d be even remotely an abuser.

The second blow to his heart is delivered by the fact that people believed it. How and why could people believe such an absurd idea?! How low did these people think of him? What kind of piece of shit did he come off as to some people?

And the third is the mental image the idea gives him. It’s such a fucked up scene, he can’t even conjure it up, he can’t mentally picture it. Hell, he could and would never even raise his voice at Y/N. He’d never dare upset her or hurt her feelings let alone hurt her....like that!

“Whoa, whoa, whoa!“ Y/N’s gasp reaches him as though it was meant to fish him out of the downward spiral he started going down with these overwhelmingly dark thoughts, “What’s with this nonsense some of y’all are spewing in the chat?!“ She sounds downright angry and irritated, ready to fight whoever will continue spreading these rumors about her lovely boyfriend whom she absolutely adores. “Guys, I mean, seriously?! Do you have any idea what you’re talking about and WHO you’re talking about? Do we have the same Corpse in mind here? I doubt we do - you have some villainized, abusive version, and I have the loving boyfriend who tried to teach me how to handle a lightsaber so we can have a lightsaber fight and my dumbass used my own weapon against me. Yeah, I was pretty salty Corpse laughed his heart out while I was cringing in pain, but man, you guys take it farther than the farthest.“ Seeing his sweet, kind and non-confrontational girlfriend who always avoids conflict at all costs turn into this protective lioness because someone is talking shit about him is heartwarming and scary at the same time. “Y’all better shut the hole where these fucked up rumors surfaced from before you get one of the most innocent, loving and caring individuals in hot water for the BS you came up with! Copy? You better.“

Corpse has never in his entire life seen the topic of a stream chat change so quickly, the rumor never once getting brought up again.

That’s some serious power right there - power he never knew Y/N possessed because of her cute and soft exterior. Now he knows what kinda beast of a woman he’s dating - one prepared to do anything to protect him, no matter who from. And damn does that make him feel emotional and loved despite the shit that just happened. She can make him forget all the bad within the blink of an eye - that too is another superpower of hers, but this one he’s known about from the very start.

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Tier Lists

Since I'm gonna have exams for a week and I probably won't be able to draw as much. Imma just share these tier lists I made for twitter.

Markiplier Egos

Guys I might be obsessed to this man. He's literally the only creator I even watch on YouTube anymore.

Idk why- I mean he doesn't make jokes that much and he's not very chaotic, he's so chill that's its attracting ig wjsjshs

ALSO DATE MARK, SPACE MARK AND JIM ARE MY MAIN BOYS 💕💕💕 and annus too.. If he was still alive...

The Cuphead Show

IT WAS OBVIOUS THAT MUGMAN WAS GONNA BE ON TOP BUT DID YOU GUYS EXPECTED KING DICE 😏😏

Spooky Month

KEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVINKEVIN

KEVINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN

Encanto

Camilo and Agustin are my boys 😌 oh and Bruno but mostly Camilo and Agustin

Funny story: Before I watched Encanto, I saw a lot of Camilo edits on tik tok and I was like "What's with the hype on this guy??" so when I watched the movie I still haven't simped for camilo but I jokingly simp for him to like mock the tik tok edits but damn.... That didn't turn out well.. NOW I'M ONE OF THEM

Madness Combat

Yes. This is actually my legit list.

OK another funny story: My brother showed me this YouTube series a month ago and I was so mesmerised even tho it's just dummies beating up each other brutally with a bit of lore.

So anyway, when Deimos got the cap hes wearing, I pointed out to my brother: "yo he has a cool hat, I think he's my favourite character now" I SAID JOKINGLY Cus the cap was pretty cool and GUESS WHAT. I ENDED UP SIMPING FOR HIM ONCE I SAW HE HAD A BIT OF PERSONALITY.

ANYWAYYY That was my rant today about my favourite characters. Attack me all you want. I think I'm getting too comfortable on this app.

[zee-stars]

Who Killed Markiplier x reader pt1

Angst, very little fluff. No pronouns used.

Warnings: mentions of gun, death, murder, blood, falling off stairs, alcohol. I think that's it.

Authors note: the cornel dude is getting called William in this because I'm pretty sure that's his real name. I cannot spell to save my life so sorry if there are mistakes. This is just WKM but with Y/n actually taking and having thoughts and whatnot. The longest thing I've ever written. I may or may not be simping for Damien in this but can you blame me?!

What was supposed to be the best night of your life; filled with spending time with old friends, drinking, games, partying and a good time, turned out to be the worst; filled with sadness, anger, grief, mystery, fear, and death.

Mark had invited you, William, Damien, and a few other people, to his house for a party. You weren't sure why. He hadn't talked to you in who knows how long. It was very strange and random. But when you found out Willam was going, you knew you had to go as well. You had missed him so much. The only one you really talked to since university, was Damien and that was because you worked together. You were excited to go and see them all again. It would be just like old times.

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When you arrived at the house you were blew away by the size of it. You were proud of Mark. He really had a nice place. From the sounds of it, a nice life. You wondered why he hadn't spoken to you. But you shrugged it off when you saw William. You ran over to the steps where he was.

"Y/n! Jeez it's been forever, my friend! How have you been?" He asked pulling you into a hug.

"I've been good. It's been far to long!"

"Agreed, now let's go inside, maybe Damien is here." He opened the door and you were greeted by a man in a suit.

"Hello, I am the butler, I will be sure to get you both a drink, the host will be down shortly." You nodded and walked farther into the house.

"Y/n! There you are! I was wondering when you were going to show up!" A voice boomed from across the room. You turned around and came face to face with Damien. You had just seen him the day before, but it was great to see him again.

"Hey Damien. Have you seen Mark yet?" You asked.

"No I haven't. I think he's upstairs or something." You nodded and headed out to the dining room, where you saw the chef.

"If you’re looking for hors d'oeuvres, I’ll get them when I’m good and ready!" You were startled by his shouting. He started to walk away. "And stay out of my kitchen!" He shouted again.

"Now now, don't be rude to our guest." The butler scolds the chef and turns back to you. "I'm sorry about that, here's your drink. Enjoy your night."

"Thank you." You say as you take the drink. You take a sip and walk back out into main room. You see Mark start to walk down the stairs.

"Welcome, welcome, one and all! My name is Markiplier. Thank you for joining me on this auspicious evening. So good to be surrounded by such close and trusted friends. Now, this evening, it’s not all about the poker, it’s not all about me. It’s about me, it’s about you. So drink up and be merry! Life is for the living! And who knows, I could be dead tomorrow." Mark starts to laugh loudly and you let out an awkward chuckle. 'Mark's always had a way with words.' You thought to yourself.

Soon you find yourself sitting at a table, surrounded by friends, money, cards and alcohol. You don't remember most of the night. All you can remember is Damien walking into a room and you another, falling asleep as soon as you hit the bed at 1:30 am.

_________________________________________

You are awaken by an alarm. You roll over and turn it off.

"Why the hell was this set of 8:30?" You ask yourself. You decided to get out of bed and you are greeted by the butler outside your door.

"Good morning. Hope you had a good night’s rest. I’ve prepared you a Seltzer with cocaine. Best thing for the morning after, if you ask me." He says with a wink. You take the glass and put it aside somewhere. You see Damien standing by the stairs. He turns when he hears you behind him.

"Good morning Y/n, you were quite the monster last night! I haven't seen you like that since our years at University." He chuckles.

"Glad someone remembers last night. I don't." You smile while rubbing your head, trying to fix your hair.

"Aww it's alright. I have to ask, did it feel strange to you when you got the invitation? Kinda out of the blue don't you think?" He questions. You nod your head.

"But now's not the time to question why we're here, especially after last night." He chuckles again.

"Your right, maybe after a bit of breakfast you'll feel better. I'll join you in a few minutes. I've just got some things to take care of."

You nod and head down the stairs. You head towards the dining room but are stopped by the sound of something falling on the floor in front of you.

You freeze in place having caught a glimpse of what it was.

"There's no way." You think to yourself before looking down. You cover your mouth with your hand and jump when the sound of thunder fills the house.

"Did anyone hear that lightning? OH MY GOD! There’s been a murder!" The detective yells. Another clap of thunder.

"Excuse me. Did you hear lightn- oh my god, murder!" The butler yells, another clap of thunder.

"Did you- MURDER!" The chef yells louder then the rest. Another clap of thunder.

The detective gets in your face and grabs you by the collar.

"What the hell happened here? Who’s in charge around here? Trick question. That guy." You turn your eyes towards the dead body on the floor, your eyes begging for you to let tears out at this point.

"And he’s dead now, which makes me in charge. So you better listen up good, bucko. ‘Case you haven’t been paying attention, there’s been a bit of a killin’." He pauses and looks around. "And you’re my prime suspect! So you better get to explaining right quick as to the what, where, when, and why you happened to be here upon this man’s death."

"I didn't do-"

"Sir, the body's cold, he's been dead for awhile." The butler says from next to the body.

"A likely story, that I just so happen to believe. Alright your off the hook, for now!" He let's go of you and you fix your appearance.

"But I'm a detective," he starts.

"Then prove it!" The chef says.

"Here's my badge." A line of photos fall out. You raise your eyebrow at him. He starts to pick them up and fold them.

"Those are my old partners. But that's unimportant! You!" He points at you, pulling you out of your zoned out state of mind.

"Your gonna be my new partner!" You shake your head.

"Absolutely not!" He laughs.

"That's what my old partners said, right before they died." Theres a moment of pause.

"Alright, hand me that bag behind you." You turn around but its not there. You look back at him and he has it.

"Thanks partner." You are confused about what just happened but it falls from your mind when Damein walks back in.

"What the hell happened here?" He asks. He looks at you with a confused and concerned look. He walks towards your side and puts a hand on your shoulder. You relax a bit but don't say anything.

"Mr Mayor, I'm so sorry, but there's been a murder.*thunder*" The butler says. Damien's hand leaves your shoulder.

"A murder?*thunder*" You can hear the shift in his voice. Going from concerned to fearful. "Who?" He asks.

"Mark." You eyes don't leave the body hidden under the sheet but you feel Damiens eyes on you.

"I'm afraid their telling the truth. Mark's been killed." The detective says.

"Why? Who would do this?" His voice raises the slightest.

"That's what me and my new partner are going to find out. Isn't that right?" You nod. Not looking away from the sheet that you know your childhood best friend is laying lifeless.

"I feel like we should call the authorities. Maybe they could handle this?" The butler suggest.

"Look, buddy. As far as you’re concerned, I am the authorities. The fact of the matter is, I believe the killer is right here amongst us in this very house. With that freaky lightning storm outside, none of us would get very far anyway. So, in the meantime, we’re stuck here. But I’m gonna get to the bottom of this. The rest of you, get back to your rooms, hunker down, and pray to God you’re not next to be murdered.*thunder*"

The butler and chef leave. Finally you turn towards Damien, his eyes right where yours were moments prior.

He turns and meets your eyes. He backs up to leave.

"I… I-I need to talk to the Colonel about this."

You turn towards the detective, wishing you were anywhere but here. Wishing Damien or William were here with you. Wishing Mark was still alive and by your side. You haven't seen Mark in years and your final night with him, you barely remember.

"All right, partner. It’s time to get to work. Judging by the temperature I measured rectally, which is obviously the most accurate way to get the inner body temperature of a corpse: that’s a fact, totally procedure. Don’t tell anyone I did it. I am sure Mark was killed around 1:30 am last night. So what were you doing at 1:30 am last night?" Flashbacks of you falling onto the bed and checking the time fill your mind.

"I was... heading to my room with Damien and getting ready for bed." You answer.

"So Damien was with you last night?" He asked. You understood what he was interpreting.

"No, not like that, he went to his own room. It was next to mine." Your cheeks turned pink at the thought but you pulled yourself back to reality. Now's not the time to think about those things while standing next to your best friends dead body.

"Alright, we need to figure out what everyone was doing at the time and when they saw Mark last. You need to go get out there. I'll stay here with the body and run more... test." You nod and head out to wander the house.

You head to what you remember what was William's room. You're just about to enter when you here yelling coming from inside.

"How can you be so flippant?" Damien?

"Flippant? I’m taking this matter very seriously!" William? What are they talking about?

"Oh, don’t give me that horseshit! I know you hated him, but, god damn it, he reached out to you!"

"Oh, what do you want from me?"

"Well, I want you to care!"

"Just because I’m not weeping like a child doesn’t mean that I don’t care."

"I can’t believe you. You come and find me when you pull your head out of your ass!" Damien exits the room, startling you both. His eyes widen but relax quickly. "Excuse me." You move and he passes you. You walk into William's room.

"Damien if you're here to- oh it's you." William parks up when he sees you. "It's good to see you again. You were quite wild last night. Surprised you're even awake at this hour."

"If I wasn't up before we found Mark, I'd definitely be up now with all the thunder, shouting and... death..." You shrug. He frowns at you.

"I guess you're here to help the detective with his "investigation of murder" *thunder*" He sighs before continuing. "Alright, I'll help. I'll tell you what happened to our dear friend Mark."

You could hear attitude and sarcasm falling from his mouth. Did he really hate Mark? They were so close when we were younger. What happened between them?

"”Oh! Look at me! My name is Markiplier, now! Forget all my friends or the people who helped me along the way! Just look at my money! Oh, I need to pay people to be my friends! Ha-ha-ha! You like me? Too bad. Oh, glug-glug! Oopsie poopsie. I can’t hold my booze. Gotta go off to the little boys’ room. Who wants to join me? I’m gonna go there upon my stairs. My house has more than one staircase. Oh, look at me and how great I am! Oh no, I’m falling. Aah, I’m dead." You had to hold back your laughter from his little act. He was so dramatic with everything he did. It really did remind you of Mark.

"And that's what happened, probably. So if you need to share this story with anyone else, go ahead, I'll be here when you're done." You exit his room, still trying to get yourself back together after that reenactment of what might have happened. You didn't believe it but, if his stories could make you feel like this during times like these, you might ask for another.

You start to head back to the room where the body was found when you ran into the butler.

"Oh Y/n, just the person I was looking for. I need to show you something." You nod and follow him.

"Now if your looking for answers, theres really no mystery at all. There’s not a single detail of this house that I’m not privy to, and not a single guest that I have not personally vetted." You continue to follow him around the house until you arrive to some staircase type thing. "I must warn you, what your about to see is not for the faint of heart. A domane evil is around us, but we must still enter," he opens the gate, "after you."

You step ahead and move down the stone staircase. You find yourself in a room full of wine bottles. You look around and almost step on a broken glass bottle.

"Avert your eyes! I’m so sorry you had to see this! Master would be so displeased! If only he were still alive!" You slowly walk away and back upstairs.

"What was the point of that?" You question aloud. You roll your eyes and find yourself in the kitchen.

"I thought I told you to stay out of my kitchen!" The chef holds up his knife at your face.

"Hey! I'm just trying to help the detective!" You jump back, holding your arms in the air.

"You’re helping that dick with his little investigation, huh? Well, I might look like a sweet and innocent man, but some people with short lifespans might think otherwise." What could that mean?

"Last night, after I got rid of all of the evidence," pause, "Of that delicious meal I prepared, and wiped down all the fingerprints, pause, "From those filthy dishes, and sopped up all that blood," pause, "I retired to my room at 1:00 am, and left my little buddy in charge like I always do. He sees everything… Why don’t you ask him what happened last night?"

You flip through the film from last night and the day before but one seems to stand out to you.

It shows Mark and the detective in an empty room.

"Abe!" Mark exclaims as he walks towards the man.

"Mark! Good to see ya." The detective responds.

"Great to see ya. Look, I’ll cut right to the chase. Chef? Butler? Good?" Mark asks.

"Chef’s an asshole, but he’s clean. Uh.. Butler, he’s a chill guy, but also an asshole, but he’s also clean."

Mark smiles, "I wouldn’t have it any other way." You look away from the film and notice the chef is gone. You run a hand through your hair.

"What does this all mean?!" You question aloud. The more you learn the more confusing this all gets and it's making you frustrated.

You decide to step outside to get some fresh air. You go to stand by the railings but find that someone's beaten you to it.

You stand for a moment taking in Damien's peaceful stance. He seems so calm yet stressed at the same time. It's strange. You stand next to him. He acknowledges your presence but doesn't say anything for a few minutes.

"I’m sorry you saw that argument with the Colonel. I lost my temper, and it wasn’t right and… He must be in shock." You look at him but he doesn't look back.

"The Colonel’s an eccentric; it’s his best quality and his worst. But he’s my friend, and… So was Mark. We all were so close years ago." He looks down, fidgeting with his cane thing. You rest your hand on his. He rest for a minute before moving away from the railing to look straight at you.

"I’m supposed to be a leader in this scenario, but I can’t help but feel lost. I’ve known Mark for years, since we were kids… And he’s just gone? I don't know what to do." You try to give him a look telling him that you understand and are willing to help, but you are unsure if he notices.

"I don't have anything that could help you or the detective right now. I just need to be alone... to process this." He looks away again.

"It's okay, I'll be around to talk, whenever you need." He pauses and nods before walking away.

"Partner! Get over here, now! Hurry up! You’re not gonna believe this!" You sigh before walking towards the detective. Time to get back to work.

"The body! It's gone!" The detective says. You straight up stop where you are walking.

"What the fuck do you mean?!" You notice William on a porch on the second floor but ignore it as there seems to be bigger problems at hand.

You walk into the room when Mark was and sure enough, he's gone.

I am sorry it's so long! I'm gonna try to make it shorter next time by breaking it up more!

[uncanny8ellen]

How I fell for the bastard,

Karl Heisenberg

I remember the exact moment I fell in love with our all time favorite, showy, ill-tempered metal engineer. I was watching YouTube videos, cuz that's what I do for pastime activity when I got no brain power for books. I watch game plays mostly. I was watching Markiplier video, and yes, him gushing over the infamous 'Lady dimidom' was cute. Mark u simp lol.

Anyway when he first showed up I wasn't that interested. His voice was good,kinda familiar, then I realized it's Neil Newborn. I realllllly liked Elijah Kamsky from dbh, so I was glad to know he voice acted in the game.

Back to our mechanic. His vibe? Cool. Smoking cigar, giant metal hammer slung over shoulder, kinda military look. Oh, nice sunglasses, dude. His speech too. "Well, well. Didn't think anyone was left! You must be preeetty tough, huh." My immediate thought was, 'oh he's got a showman's vibe!' All the metals levitating in the air, and I knew he was trouble for our guy Ethan. Duke only confirmed my suspicion later. After Ethan got dragged to the trial I laughed at "-and if a man's dick is cut off in the castle blah blah blah.", also at the "nothing like fresh American ground beef!"

Then after Ethan's murderous journey to get his ikea furniture equivalent of daughter, a TV crackles. And I was like, oh? Deja vu? But he was different from Lukas Baker. Much less chaotic, for one. He didn't seem that psychotic compared to that guy. More put together. I saw the whole, 'landing a hand' coming from miles away. Duke did say he's the most dangerous one, after all. And I had a feeling that he wasn't just referring to his mutant power.

With all the purring and threatening, it was more amusing if anything. Testing the person who murdered 3 Lords, Vârcolacs, Lycans in the village all on his own with guns, bombs and some herb juice, by sending him to the lycan infested stronghold. To me Ethan was just one hell of a guy. Sure we all suspected he's not human, but imagine a normal computer engineering guy going through all that. Damn. And Heisenberg was ballsy enough to test him. That or he really was the strongest. Either way, I liked his style. "See you, Ethan." Bless ya Neil Newborn.

And really, when Ethan got to the factory (I absolutely love industrial vibe. Didn't really know he was a metal-welding, real mechanic sort of guy until Ethan got to the factory. REAL ASS ENGINEER WHO OWNS A BIGASS FACTORY), I was a bit excited. Even from outside, the building was big. And just like him, the place was unpredictable. After all the hype, I wanted to see this guy's deal.

Then comes the 'proposal scene'. Yes the one where Karl confesses his undying love for Ethan and asks him to marry him.

Kiddin. That voice clip still cracks me up. All hail Neil Newborn.

When Ethan pulled the cloth away and BAM! conspiracy board showed up, I was smiling. Then the devil pops outta nowhere, walking n talking like a showboat he is, and although I was sure the guy had quite a temper, considering his earlier outburst at the church, his movements seemed.....weirdly calculated. When he slammed that chair down and told Ethan to take a seat, that move seemed calculated too.

That made me actually pause the video and think. Everything about him exuded pride. From the very moment he's introduced in the game, he was nothing but charisma and confidence. 'Most dangerous Lord'. A recluse. Huge factory.

And I wondered. Is that enough for him?

The main reason I didn't find him that great of a character was because at first, I felt the villians were a bit flat. Actually, I found all of the Lords a bit...boring up until Ethan escaped the gauntlet. Everything felt cliché, a heroic father looking for his daughter and defeating monsters. Just another fairy tale. Another bad vs good.

Then I saw how Lady Dimitrescu cried for her daughters. Daniela saying she doesn't want to die before she turns to ash, although she did try to murder Ethan. Shocking reveal of Donna lying in the place of Angie, eyes vacant, blood trickling down her face. And yes, I noticed the bloody hand prints she left at the door frame and wallpapers as she was running away from Ethan. That was heartbreaking. Letting her gardener see his loved one again. Claudia Beneviento...

I don't know much about Moreau, but I do know he got multiple cadous implanted. Maybe that's why his mutation was unstable. Cheese loving, cheesy romantic movies loving, cheesy guy that got effed in the head and is a kid looking for his mommy. That was just...sigh. He had to be put down. Damn Miranda.

Then there was this guy who was clearly smart and ambitious. I started to get excited. I resumed the video. "It's a test. To see if you're strong enough to be apart of Mirander's family." 'You're way off the mark, pal,' I thought. But that was a valid guess.

"Neither did I, but here we are!" Being forced into a 'family'. That was interesting. Of course this wild man could never tolerate the confines of his laughable 'family'.

"Kill me, move up the chain, well fuck that!" Yeah! Fuck that! Fuck the cult bullshit! I got reeeally excited. Here I also noticed his voice sounding a little weird. Slightly distorted.

Then the revving started up again. It dawned on me why my intuition was screaming at me about that chair slam. 'DANGER!!!' The guy seemed all brash and brutish but he had a plan. This guy was smart. Not booksmart or wisdom smart, but the way he acted. The chair was directly in front of that hole.

Take the outsider to Mother dearest. Brownie point + avoid suspicion. Waiting until Ethan takes out other Lords. Strong guy? Potential ally. Negotiation first, if fail, down you go. I personally like the headcannon where Heisenberg was the one who painted yellow all over the village. The ammo crates, levers, everything. Makes sense too, he did write those 'papa' signs with yellow paint.

"You and me, Ethan. Together we go save Rose, and we can USE her, to grind Mirander into paste." I immediately knew Ethan was gonna say fuck no to that. What father would agree to use her daughter like that?

But it was at that moment. That moment, my heart just stopped. Yes I died. In my mind, such pleasant realization just poured into my chest. Oh. Oh, he was a rebel. Up against the control freak of a cult leader.

Hey let's go kill my bitch of a surrogate mother. I'm sick of her cult bs, she insane. Imma gon blast her wanna join?

As soon as I realized he's not one of Miranda's pawns, but an unhinged individual planning to take her down, a person, not some toy soldier, I wanted nothing else other than shaking his damn hand. I wanted it so bad. So bad. Why capcom. I get that Ethan wouldn't take that deal. But goddammit.

I fell hard. Been simping ever since. Anything else after that were just cherries and fruit cocktails on top. His maniacal laughter, complaining on speakers while Ethan fights for his life, experiment logs, 'interesting body', HE HAS A CYBORG UNDEAD ARMY?!?!? Heart eyes motherfucker. Production line of soldiers. 'Heisenberg's quarter' but Karl it's a workshop. Where's bed Karl. Karl. Do you sleep on the fucking floor? You doze off sitting in chair?

Stepping down that floating metal stairs with ease. SKILL. Bullet deflected, again, deflected, oh what's this? That distortion from earlier. His voice changing. HIM MUTATING. "Don't, come, hmm Back!!" Just cutting off the platform so Ethan falls in water. Could've killed him right there. Do you like the guy Karl? That why you spared him? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Rain pours and it's so fitting. God. That metal colossus. I shouted, "Fuck didn't know I'm into that shit! Guess I'm a monster fucker then!" And I loved the fight. His theme song. Even his crystal was beautiful.

Miranda's boss fight was anticlimactic compared to his. It was just so intense. Ethan needed a freaking tank and just some luck (Karl turning himself into a fan/grinder and exposing his main reactor. Ethan managed to get back on tank in the air and fire the rpg one last time) to beat him. His boss fight is actually the most difficult out of all the bosses in the game, and if you try village of shadow difficulty, he's almost impossible to kill.

Capcom please, show us that man doing many bad but kinda cool things in DLC I love that man. Please. Let him kill the witch and be the true maniac he is! Come on! Free the rabid man! He belongs in the wild!!!

[a-funny-little-sunflower]

Lady Dimitrescu x male reader

[For my simp of a friend, Magnus and for @markiplier]

You were travelling through Europe, and you were currently staying in a little village near a large castle. The village was a tad too religious for your liking, but you couldn’t judge, and besides, the forest and castle made the most beautiful backdrop for painting habits.

One night, when you couldn’t sleep, you’d had the impulsive decision to go on a bit of walk through the snowy landscape, the fresh cool air being too much of a temptation for you to surpass.

However, you had wandered too far and before long, a sea of darkness had enveloped you, and there wasn’t even a star in the sky to guide you back to where you were staying.

Thankfully, your phone hadn’t died just yet, so you had that salvation in being able to see where you were putting your feet. But, on an icy path, being able to see where your going doesn’t mean you aren’t going to fall, and you learnt that the hard way.

You were trying to slowly make your way down an icy hill, and even with your special winter boots, it was difficult, and then all of a sudden, your feet came out from under you without warning and the last thing you remember before everything went dark was sliding down the hill and hearing something moving in the distance.

When you awoke, you felt a cold metal chain wrapped around your wrists, and you were being dragged along a cold forest floor by it.

When you managed to crane your neck enough to see who exactly was dragging you, you were met with broad shoulders and some brown locks just barely visible underneath what seemed to be a hat of some kind.

The man must have felt you staring because he turned his to look at you, and without ceasing in his dragging, he said “You might wanna catch a few more winks there handsome, we’re a long way from the castle yet, and you won’t be doing much sleeping when Alcina gets her hands on ya.”

The broad-shouldered man’s words intrigued you, but you were already feeling your eyes slip close once more, so you had no chance to ask him what he meant.

When you finally woke up again, you heard the voices of 3 women, chattering excitedly together, like an orchestra of birds.

“Oh, I just know that Alcina will love him! He just perfect, isn’t he? Oh, this will be just a lovely present, and it’s a good thing Heisenberg found him when he did, if he hadn’t, he probably would have frozen to death!” The first woman said excitedly.

“I don’t see why we have to keep him alive, why not make use of his body and blood and be done with it?” The second woman with a seductive voice asked.

“Because he bears the same mark as Alcina, don’t you see it on his wrist, see, look, look! Sister, you’re not looking!” The first said is whiny tone, she must be the youngest.

“Well, so what if he does?” The second woman snapped, “That doesn’t mean anything!”

“Oh, you are so stupid, sister!”

“Sisters please…” A third voice entered the conversation, and she must have held authority over the other two because they went silent immediately.

“The fact that he bears the same mark as Alcina means that he is her soulmate, and unless you wish to suffer her wrath, I wouldn’t even think touching him”. She said in a firm warning tone.

“Yes, sister,” the other 2 women said in unison. “Good, now come, we must tell Lady Dumitrescu that her beloved one has finally arrived, just as Mother Miranda promised.” The sound of 3 pairs of heeled footsteps echoed out the door of the room you were in, and you were left alone with your thoughts.

Where were you, and who were those women? Why were they talking about your birthmark, and most importantly, who was Lady Dumitrescu?

Lady Dumitrescu. You liked that name.

Although your limbs were sore and your back ached, you found the strength to get to your feet and look around the room. It looked like it was fit for a Lord.

The bed was a massive four-poster, there was a roaring fireplace and two seats sitting opposite each other right beside the fireplace, a desk, and a painting…Wait…Painting?

Above the fireplace, was a painting of the most divine looking woman you had ever seen in your entire life. The woman seemed to ooze confidence as if she knew that she was better than you and wasn’t afraid to bring attention to that fact. Her golden eyes seemed to glow, and you couldn’t tell if that was because of the firelight or perhaps it was some kind of divine intervention.

After all, surely there had to be some kind of divine intervention to make a being of such beauty.

You had been so transfixed with the staring at the beautiful woman in the painting that you hadn’t heard the door creak open, nor had you heard the click of heels getting closer to you and you were yet to be hit with the realization that the subject of portrait you were currently fawning over, was standing right behind you.

What finally got your attention was the fact that a shadow was being cast right over the portrait, causing your view to be obstructed and that enraged you.

You quickly span around, ready to confront the person that would dare to obstruct the viewing of a Goddess, but what you were met with was the Goddess herself, standing proudly in all her glory.

She was even more gorgeous in the flesh; everything was made to perfection. She was incredibly tall, taller than you could have imagined, wearing a beautiful white dress that complimented her pale complexion, hugged every curve of her elegant form, and displayed her breast in the most exquisite manner. She stood with the confidence of a queen, and if someone had said that she was the very being who hung the stars in the sky, you would have believed them in an instant.

You must have stood there admiring her form for what seemed like years, you couldn’t even bring yourself to blink because you want to miss a single second of this angel before you.

Your final breaking point was when Lady Dumitrescu must have found your smitten expression humorous, and let a smile grace her gorgeous face. Her dazzling smile had such an effect on you that it caused you to drop to your knees in what you could only assume to be worship.

Lady Dumitrescu stared down at your trembling form for a few moments, still smiling and then began to speak. “Come now darling, there will plenty of other times for you to get down on your knees for me in the future, let’s just a conversation first hmm?”

You nodded dumbly, left star struck by the goddess in front of you and allowed her to help you to your shaking feet and guide you to a chair by the fireplace. You shakily sat down without taking your eyes off her and waited for her to speak once more.

“Darling, do you know why you’re here?” She asked. You silently shook your head and the Lady Dumitrescu spoke again. “You were brought to my castle by little brother because he noticed the mark on your wrist, it’s identical to mine and it means that we are destined to be soulmates, just as Mother Miranda prophesied.”

She stated all this like it was already written history, but she hesitated for a moment before speaking again. “Are you aware of what that means, and are you comfortable with it?”

It took a moment for all of Alcina’s words to register but you eventually understood. You and Alcina were destined to be together, the fates had written it long before the creation of the world, and after all, who were you to argue with fate?

You smiled at your newly found soulmate, and you felt as though for the first time in your life, you were completely whole. You reached forwards, gathered her hand and pressed a soft, sweet kiss to it, sealing your love for one another for all eternity.

[m-jelly]

Pls tell us ur opinion about iron mannn, I'm curious now...

Also, I am absolutely in love with Loki and Thor, they're some os my favorites 💕😭

Loki is another character I simp for big time, like I love that man haha.

Iron man... Well ...

I think he's selfish, self-centred, manipulative and deserves a punch to the throat. I wasn't surprised he did the snap and died. I know people will say oh it was self-sacrifice and all and he was growing as a character, but to me he did it as a fame thing. He does this to inflate his own ego. I'm not saying I don't like people with big egos because I do, Markiplier the YouTuber confesses he has a massive one and I'm a big fan and adore his goofy ass. Iron man has only cared about himself and only himself. As cap said, without the suit who is he really? He's just some rich asshat with lots of money. Self-sacrifice didn't make him a better person to me.

I'm so so so sorry to iron man fans. This is just my opinion. A close friend of mine loves him and she's okay that I don't like her fav haha she agrees with me a bit but thinks he's lovable. I've just never seen the appeal with him. Like some people don't see the appeal with Levi.

Please don't hate me 😭

[askaceattorney]

(Referenced Letter)

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Fixed! Sorry about that. Gotta get back into the habit of looking out for that.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Ajanisapprentice,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: That would be me and aside from the man part (I’m leaving my gender anonymous)... I guess? 

Co-Mod and I are the oldest and I’m 31.

Mod Franziska: and i’m the youngest i’m 13

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Iamnotthensa,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Maybe? Not in a bad way. Your dog is cute and what’s wrong with simping for an AA character? I simp hard for these asses.

In fact, I simp for Kazuma so hard that I purposely gave myself penalties just so he could be savage to me and kick my ass. Even Modthorne questioned my sanity. Believe me, I totally get it. I would not mind if Kazuma or Edgeworth killed me. I’d write some simp letters to Kazuma but I’m not sure how Co-Mod and Mod Justice would answer them. Then again, the idea is tempting if it means riling up Kazzy.

I know, I need help.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Anonymous,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: I don’t see why not. I consider it an open secret that Susato was meant to be Ryunosuke’s future wife. I figured that understanding their relationship depends heavily on reading the air. 

Of course, there is the age gap but the way I see it is that it was a different time when no one knew the affects or harm that came from adolescent girls marrying this early. This also took place at a time when you were expected to work at the coal mines and factories at the age of 7 to 8 and society was much more strict on marriage. In other words, you were either arranged to be married or it had to be agreed upon by family. 

Not saying it’s okay for a 16 year old girl to marry a guy that’s 23-24. Many things were condoned back then that I would never tolerate today. However, we do need to understand that times, views, culture and moralities were different back then than today. People were very ignorant and are still ignorant today. I’m sure in a hundred years, people will look back and think, “oh wow, I can’t believe they allowed that kind of shit to happen in 2022.” Hopefully, Susato and Ryunosuke can wait for a few more years before they hitch. Considering how serious marriage was treated and that you were ostracized if you had sex outside of marriage, hopefully they won’t be married for another few years.

Dear Anonymous,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Thank you and Happy... erm Eid Ul Adha Day. 

It’s a good thing I’m typing because I doubt I’d pronounce that correctly.

Dear Dawsongfg,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: I have no idea what you’re talking about or what this means? Mods, can you understand what this means?

Mod Franziska: no because I can’t understand half of what he’s saying sometimes.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Bruh,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Ah, okay. Thanks for the explanation.

(Referenced Letter)

Dear Miraz van Nohrr,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Modot is the founder and it was originally him and Modthorne. They have since retired. Co-Mod is the only one that has worked with them and has been here the longest. Not since Day 1, but for quite a number of years. 

Modot does pop in once in a blue moon and Modthorne has written some letters. She does livestreaming and some music, while also popping in at our Discord. 

Dear Dawsongfg,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: Hm? Did you say something?

Dear Miraz van Nohrr,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: I have written letters under anonymous about it being Kazuma due to him being a prosecutor, but those do not coordinate to what the blog considers canon.

Going by canon alone, it could be either one or neither. All we know is that Genshin’s pupil was the first von Karma or Karuma. Anything that comes from that are just headcanons.

Dear Dawsongfg,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: I did and I think Co-Mod did. It was a fun and interesting game that was a wonderful callback to dating sims games.

Co-Mod: Yep!  I watched Jacksepticeye and Markiplier play it first out of morbid curiosity, then decided to go ahead and play it for myself (if only because it was free).  It hit me kind of like Danganronpa -- the characters are adorable and relatable, but the story...

...Yeah.

Mod Franziska: It came out in third grade for me and my friend asked me if I knew what it was and I said no. Then she was like well don’t play it and she wouldn’t tell me why I shouldn’t play it so you know what I did?? I played it. I also have the just monika mod installed.

(These three letters)

(Referenced Link)

Dear Anonymous,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: I was confused by the article as stated on here. 

I did change the answers somewhat but they’re very awkward. Thankfully, the article you provided was much more straightforward than the article linked in the letters. So, thanks.

Dear Vivyn,

Chief Mod Edgeworth: I purposely waited for this one to be at the bottom of the inbox before answering it because I wasn’t sure at the time. 

At the time I got this, your letter was still inside the inbox piled full of letters but I remember answering this one now. You send us a good chunk of letters, so I’d keep track of which ones you send first and go by then. If a letter you sent a day or so after an  unanswered letter is answered, give it a week at least. Nine times out of ten one of our mods just scrolled through the bottom of the inbox and answered a couple of them that were easier to answer from there.

(Previous Letter)

Dear Miraz van Nohrr,

Co-Mod: That’s technically true.  Ehehe...

I figure that, since we already pretend everything in the real world also exists in the Ace Attorney universe (not including a few historical events, such as Pearl Harbor), there’s no reason why we can’t have a few things from other universes exist there as well.  I even made a certain Ultimate Musician a foreign exchange student in Khura’in a few months ago.  Take that however you will.

- The Mods

[scythlyven-art]

The amount of times I’ve gone to twitter and saw Markiplier trending, freaked out thinking either something bad happened to him or he did something bad, only to find out it’s people discovering him and what an absolutely gorgeous man he is and start simping for him I would have 2 nickels which isn’t a lot but the fact that it’s happened twice in the last month is concerning

[smiledog15578]

Before I sleep I just wanted to post these since I feel like to understand the situation better

First image: shitty as it sounds this thing he took from one of my posts was from blue shaded. Some dude who just loves to complain about everything any youtuber does like youtubers are supposed to be saints it’s just weird. Anyways ~ I’ve said this before but Ty was blocked during this time so obviously he was stalking and he KNEW it was him cause I knew he was talking shit. However I didn’t say his name so him getting butthurt really says something that he thought it was about him (and it was! But if I didn’t wanna say his name cause 1. I respected his privacy at the time and 2. I knew he would do this ☠️

Second image: I knew exactly what the fuck he was talking about. I say this because me and a friend saw him talking about it WITH HIS NAME HANDLE ON IT so you kinda fucked your self over with this one FR. If you want to see what he said it’s on one of @chatterghosts ‘s post I reblogged it so it’s probably below this one. I also find it funny that he thought I got it from Nate and Nate (why y’all named the same that’s so funny omg SORRY OFF TRACK) when I did but also like- blue shaded isn’t a private account you can see that shit in plain sight👁👁 hello. Also of course Nate knows the full story cause he told me AFTER you had this conversation and he told me everything but anyways 🎊

Third image: that’s probably a load of bs cause after you talked shit about Ethan you talked shit about jack. Not only that you FEED on this behavior. When I was in the discord you always talked shit about jack and nit picked over the smallest faults he’s made. You being associated with blue even ONCE tells me that you are attracted to these people (not romantically obviously but you get my point). Then we go onnn about me leaving the discord. Like I had the choice to tell you? I knew you’d talk shit about me if I told you why I left and if I lied you’d find out so I did the right thing and just left for good. I blocked ty on almost every platform I knew of and ghosted that mf (like I stated earlier, he found my only account I forgot to block him because I blocked him on the rest of my accounts🤡 I’ve met too many people who will do everything to find my other accounts just so they can have their say instead of just idk... maybe leaving that person alone?). A lot of my friends told me to leave ty with a LOT of evidence and personal experiences so this wasn’t just something I did on a whim. I took the courage to do it and I’m glad I did.

Fourth image: ANOTHER BS THING. I know damn well you simped for Mark so obviously you stood up to him the most. When I was being harrassed for liking Mark and how he’s a neo Nazi (? I still think that’s utter bullshit and also what’s up with mfs assuming every German last named mf is a Nazi like dude he’s a minority why would he be a Nazi- anyways) ty was saying so much stuff about how marks a good guy and while I do agree ty kept doing this a lot. Mark was his jesus to his crazy Christian after all. He babied Mark in a weird way like I get it I get that way too but I know that Mark is a grown ass man and he has to defend himself I’m not his momma and I’m not going to be a pokimane simp to him. In one of his rants about Ethan he said that Ethan was mooching off of unus annus like HELLO?? Ethan was apart of unus annus he should be proud of it? Plus it’s not like Mark hasn’t done the same thing and of course ty hasn’t said anything about Mark cause again Mark is a saint to him so not surprising. Ethan HARDLY gets credit for being apart if unus annus so I’m glad he gets to gloat about it because bruh if I did something like that I’d be promoting it and milking it it’s YouTube what do you expect- I feel like most people in this fandom treats Ethan as Mark’s sidekick like idk he didn’t also did as much as Mark? And I don’t even WATCH Ethan as much as Mark and I think this mf deserves more credit. The Markiplier has this weird double standard between youtubers idk I just find it odd as hell. Like the time pokimane came onto cloak and everyone calling her a slut? And whore? Like bruh I hate her but come on how low can you fuckin go. THERES a lot of bs in this fandom I could talk about after being in it for 6 years but that’s for another time❤️. the way ty says “I’m sorry what I said about Ethan made YOU upset” just sounds like “I’m sorry what I said made you feel that way :/“. It’s like what he said he doesn’t even recognize was wrong and doesn’t even care that what of he might of said was insensitive and just plain not in his lane to say that shit.

Fifth image: um what 😀 I was already out of the discord so do it yourself? Like yea lemme just ask to come back in and delete them🏃‍♂️- like no fuck you maybe you shouldn’t have treated people like shit I would of but no that’s your problem now. Also bruh my BLOG? I’ve never posted shit that I’ve had from the discord (aka discord screenshots) unless I forgot but from the looks of it he’s probably implying to delete my art from my blog😀. No bitch this is my blog you damn dictator I’ll delete something when I want to you’re not my parents. Also I hate this parenting attitude he has about how I have to do it 😐. Bruh you are a 20 year old man who likes Markiplier from the Internet I don’t gotta do shit HFHFJBJBJ. My final wish was to leave you loser for good but I see sore losers don’t like to see their teammates leave for their shitty behavior lolz.

TLDR: bitches ain’t SHIT this dude has serious abandonment issues over at the time 16 year old who doesn’t even know them irl

I’d like to say I didn’t bring up the actual things people who’ve talked to me about their personal experiences cause that’s for them to speak up about and that’s their private information. I’m only talking about my experience with this creep. Like I stated before I’m sick of this dude on my dick and bring up old fights that should of been resolved like a real mature adult but I guess a 17 year old has to finish this shit and many others.

I would go on more about the Ethan situation but you’ve heard me yak a whole essay of bs so I’ll leave that on hold (unless you wanna talk about it hmu 😏) idk if I should put this in the Markiplier tag cause this isn’t really a Big M problem but more of the cesspool of the fandom problem but I just want y’all Markiplier fans to watch out for this dude and I mean it PLEASE

[xx---locketdragon---xx]

I posted 13 times in 2021

11 posts created (85%)

2 posts reblogged (15%)

For every post I created, I reblogged 0.2 posts.

I added 22 tags in 2021

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#this man is a hardcore simp for lady dimitrescu

My Top Posts in 2021

#5

A little gift for @bamsara  Thank you for the fic, and I hope you like this doodle of Gir from Invader Zim.  Also, Mr. Wonderful is a reference to this old video where someone edited the song “Mr. Wonderful” by Smile dK into a clip of Gir dancing.  The video is here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jdNT6uRAwxY

9 notes • Posted 2021-02-05 22:35:44 GMT

#4

Lady Dimitrescu body pillow design. I don’t know if anyone else already did this but if they did I am hopping on the bandwagon. Inspired by the moment in @markiplier ‘s video where he mentioned something about life size cardboard cutouts of Lady Dimitrescu. He also mentioned that a body pillow of her would be the size of a couch or a mattress. The only thing I can make is this design as I do not have the funds or resources to turn this into a 9 foot 6 body pillow. (I also have no concept of how tall 9 foot 6 is).

16 notes • Posted 2021-02-06 17:05:08 GMT

#3

Art sites that I use besides Tumblr, if you want to see what else I drew in the past, or have posted recently.

DeviantArt

20 notes • Posted 2021-03-16 05:05:54 GMT

#2

Today is WIP Wednesday and here is some stuff from my sketchbook.

1) Photos of my OCs. Top photo is Mikey and his younger brother Theo and bottom photo is John with his younger brother Tolliver.

2) My OC Stella.

3) My OCs, Larry and Pheaca (as a child), reference is that photo of Drew Barrymore lighting Stephen King’s cigarette at the premiere of Firestarter.

I don’t know if I should tag anyone but if anyone wants to show their WIPs, it will be fun to see what you are working on.

21 notes • Posted 2021-07-21 20:07:36 GMT

#1

The big booby man redraw art meme.

OCs: Pheaca and my new unnamed male OC who is very well built but don’t be fooled Pheaca has whooped people twice his size.

35 notes • Posted 2021-08-28 02:02:25 GMT

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