#megamind drabble

[dansconcepts]

Megamind Komahina AU (MegaLuck)

I saw this post on Youtube by @/Mcdonalds-Qiqi and I was like I should 100% write about this. And that's what I did. It's not done, like, at all, but it's prob the longest thing I've ever written (6000 words is a lot for me). I rewatched Megamind for it and that was a fun watch and YES this is 100% just Megamind but with Komahina flavouring so have a little taste with some scenes under the cut.

(Also this wasn't gonna be my first writing post but I mean I'm silly at heart sometimes yknow.)

If someone asked Komaeda how he was doing, he’d usually respond with “Fine, but I’m sure my luck will kick in at some point.” Had they asked him now, he’d say, “Ah, I’m fine” and not dwell any further on what would be considered quite an unlucky day. Alas, good luck will surely come out of this, even if his body is used as a vessel to do so. 

Falling from a high depth does not feel like flying. 

It just feels like falling from a high altitude, and an instinctive part of himself still wants to salvage this, remain alive even after losing essentially everything. He always loses everything in the end, doesn’t he? This is something he’s prepared for his entire life. Yet, of course, it still doesn’t seem to curb that jolt of displeasure that permeates through his body, the uncertainty in knowing that you want to cling and push everything away at the same time just to preserve your… emotions, fickle as they are. [But he’s the reason he’s here, after all].

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

When it came down to it, he was lucky to live, even if that luck is substantiated by losing his parents and meeting the other that had everything given to him on a silver platter. 

He and Naegi weren’t in the same class, but whenever his luck struck, Makoto was there to stop it, and everyone blamed him for the bad things that happened. He couldn’t hate them for it either. He blames himself too.

Some people don't really believe in such unseeable forces. Yet how else could he explain a plane going rogue, and being the only living being to see the terrible aftermath of it? Of experiencing being kidnapped, and being able to get out of that? Who else could it be besides Lady Luck?

Yet he is grateful to her. Otherwise, how else would he be rich? Be smart of mind, besides being tainted in health? He should be grateful...

He should be.

But he looks at his arm and only speaks to the metal that is there, the little characters on the screen being his only company. Everyone else stares at the teacher pointing at the board toward something he figured out already, when he last snuck a glance at it anyway. Now, he's left with his familiar position of facing brown wallpaper. It's a very boring brown. It's worse when he has to hear his classmates talking about him. They're all so void of doing anything useful.

"Can we pwease pwease pwease do something?! This is, like, soooo boring!"

The class hushes her, along with her fellow companion on the screen. Indeed, his classmates would be more useful in another way. They're so predictable.

In a quieter tone, the pink-haired girl looks up from the console in her hands to say, "You can go play the quiet game, Junko. That'll surely entertain you, I think." And immediately looks back down. Junko squawks her protests. He wonders if Chiaki is actually playing a game, or if the sprite's just for show.

Nagito hums. The AI instantly blinks at him, crossing her arms. "The fuck? What's got you looking so happy?"

"Hope is going to be plentiful today."

"What the hell's that supposed to mea-"

BOOM!

"OH HELL YEAH!"

"JUNKO!!!"

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

Hajime blearily opens his eyes. Light blinds his vision, and he blinks it away. As it clears, fluffy white hair and pale skin greet him, a white T-shirt hanging loosely off their thin frame. Their long eyelashes frame the entrancing evergreen eyes, with a foggy dreaminess melting into him. Is this an angel?

"Oh, you're awake." The voice says. 

Who...? "Leave me alone."

The person steps back. "Sorry, I'm not about to do that when you look that tired. Are you okay? You seem pretty out of it."

He stares outside. There's a beautiful moon out, and again, no stars. Typical. "...It's been a rough day." He cuddles the soft fabric closer. So nice and warm-

Wait... soft fabric?

He immediately looks down to the dark green clothing in his hand.

"Oh, yeah, you started shivering so I just gave you my sweater. You're free to keep it if you want."

His face burns, and he wordlessly tosses the sweater back. "Thanks, but I'm fine. Who are you? I wasn’t expecting to see anyone else besides Touko."

The pale man's smile turns serene. "Ah, I’m new, I started a while back. I’m helping Touko clear out some essentials since the building is getting renovations. It should be happening fairly soon, so let’s get out of here, shall we?"

"Really?" He doesn't recall anything like that happening, but he wouldn't be surprised considering Naegi is...

"Alright, I’ll come with you."

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

"Junko. Where the hell is Komaeda?" Hajime snarls.

Now, Nagito knows he should say something to that, but… He said my name.

"Uh…" He stutters. 

"Junko! Don't hurt him!" He hears his own voice say. He looks to his arm, where Junko's sprite sends a cheeky wink. He should probably figure out when she decided to record his voice later...

Unfortunately for him, Hajime only glares at him harder. "I will not fucking hesitate, you bitch! Let him go!"

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

Hajime’s taking quite a while. He doesn’t resent it, he shall wait however long he needs to, but this is a little unusual for him. If anything, Hajime’s quite punctual. He can’t even talk to Junko or Chiaki, since they seem to have closed off their connection with him.

The reporter finally shows up, a little messy. His ahoge is more limp than normal. He swiftly pulls the velvet chair to sit on. "God, sorry I'm late Komaeda." He huffs.

"Oh, it's no worries, Hinata-kun. I understand why you might not have wanted to come for trash like m-"

"No! It's not that!" He's quickly met with. The white-haired man easily smiles. So easy. The frown turns into a pout. "Oh, you're teasing me again."

"Haha, sorry. It's really fun." Hajime opens his mouth to protest. Ah, can't have that. "What happened?" He shoots out.

The other's mouth shuts closed. Olive eyes stare him down warily, and he tilts his head. The look is 100% his we're not done with this topic but I'm dropping it because you really love doing this shit, yet he really just wants to know what has Hajime so disheveled. If someone hurt him-

Hajime immediately dives into what happened within the past few hours, being tossed around by Fragment and how Fragment's his best friend while he's left with dread pooling within him.

"I love him, I do, but right now he really doesn't need these powers. The last thing he needs is another reason to feel perfect for Sonia. I’ve been trying to help him deal with rejection, but this really… really fucked with him. And shit went down."

Why would Fragment attack Hinata-kun, this wasn't meant to happen-

Hajime shuts his eyes. He rubs his temples. "I'd rather not deal with all this. Let's just eat."

He resists the urge to bite his lip. The temptation to comfort is so high, but knowing he was the cause of it...

Furrowed eyes meet his gaze, and soften. He gulps. A tanned hand reaches out, and he reaches out his own-

For his glass.

"To you, Komaeda, for being the not insane part of my life right now." Hajime grins, lifting his cup in the air.

Komaeda chuckles politely. If only you knew.

"I'm always happy to be with you, Hajime."

✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦ . 　⁺ 　 . ✦

[He's hoping to get lucky one last time.]

“Providing hope… feels pretty good.”

[buginateacup]

Hello Darlin! I wanted to request a drabble for the 100kisses. I love the kitchen counter make-out idea >:3

I'm curious to see what you can do for MegaRox 💖✨👀

31. kitchen counter make-outs

"I thought-" Megamind's train of thought was rapidly derailing, "-I was meant to be kidnapping you."

Roxanne laughed against his lips, sliding her arms around his neck, "Feeling-" she kissed him, "-very-" again, "-kidnapped-" and again "-right now."

"Aha excellent," His fingers stroked over her hips, trapping themselves in the back pockets of her jeans to pull her closer, "I would hate for you to consider this a subpar evil deed."

"Uh-huh." Roxanne's hands slid up to cradle his face, her tongue teasing at the sharp edge of his teeth, "Sure you would."

Pinned to her kitchen bench Megamind tried for a witty and intelligent retort but her mouth found a rather sensitive spot right at the edge of his jaw and what came out instead was a garbled noise of yesgoodmoreplease as coffee went cold on the bench beside them.

[dairy-farmer]

peck.

(thought of push ups and thought of writing a drabble for you. nothing too infantilized or naughty. just some romance. 🤍)

(okay maybe a little naughty, but not too naughty. <3)

jason likes to work out, alot. his favorite kind of excercise would be push ups. especially if tim is under him. everytime jason does push ups, tim cheekily volunteers to lay down and just let jason be the only one he sees.

it doesn't end there, jason kisses tim's forhead after a few moves. but sometimes per each move, tim gets a peck from jason. and that's what he likes the most. sometimes tim would try to taste his own lips right after jason kisses him and he replies breathless: "tastes like strawberries." "you dork, why'd you taste your own lips after i gave you a peck?" "why not? you're a 5 star meal, 10/10 would love to taste and eat over and over."

tim leaves jason in kiss marks sometimes, when he has lipstick on for fun and jason just leaves it there, sometimes takes pictures of it, just showing off his favorite person's work of art on his face.

jason having a five head and tim smothering his forehead with kisses, jokingly saying that he could be megamind and jason just rolling his eyes due to the warm feeling he gets from tim and tim's affection.

(my infantilized tim could be applicable for this drabble but tim just doesn't say a word until he tastes his own lips and lets out a sound of satisfaction!)

peck.

🥰🥰🥰🥺🥺🥺🥺 this is so cuuutee!!!!!!! 🥺🥺🥺 jason pressing little kisses to tim's forehead, cheeks, and nose while he does pushups. he starts working up a sweat after a while and tim squeals, scrunching up his nose because little droplets of sweat are dripping onto him but jason keeps peppering kisses all over his face so of course tim can't move out of the way, otherwise he wouldn't get to kiss jason back when he comes down and leaves with a kiss mark from tim's lip gloss 🥺🥺🥺

[ao3feed-jonmartin]

The Multiverse and Other Problems

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ylLImN3 by BritishAssistant A collection of complete works and WIPs crossposted from whatever platforms I can find them on. Words: 71569, Chapters: 68/?, Language: English Fandoms: Twisted-Wonderland (Video Game), The Magnus Archives (Podcast), ナンバカ | Nanbaka, Multi-Fandom Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence Categories: Multi Characters: Yuu | Player (Twisted-Wonderland), Martin Blackwood, Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Leona Kingscholar, Jamil Viper, Riddle Rosehearts, Azul Ashengrotto, Vil Schoenheit, Idia Shroud, Malleus Draconia, Enma Yuuken, Original Fear Entity Avatars (The Magnus Archives), Trois (Nanbaka), Honey (Nanbaka), Original Characters Relationships: Martin Blackwood/Jonathan "Jon" Sims | The Archivist, Malleus Draconia/Yuu | Player, Grim & Yuu | Player (Twisted-Wonderland), Azul Ashengrotto/Yuu | Player, Vil Schoenheit/Yuu | Player, Leona Kingscholar/Yuu | Player, Jamil Viper/Yuu | Player, Enma Yuuken & You, Riddle Rosehearts/Yuu | Player, Idia Shroud/Yuu | Player, Honey & Trois (Nanbaka) Additional Tags: Drabble Collection, Alternate Universe - Superheroes/Superpowers, Alternate Universe - Ace Attorney Fusion, Alternate Universe - Weird Pets, Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Enemies to Friends to Lovers, Death Traps, Card Games, Nonbinary Character, danger flirting, Love Triangles, Love Octagons, Kidnapping, but like in a fun and chill way, Big Megamind/Despicable Me/Dr. Doofenschmirtz & Perry the Platypus vibes, Cross-Posted on Tumblr, Pining, Gay Panic, Crossovers & Fandom Fusions, Work In Progress, many of those read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/ylLImN3

[our-flag-means-death-ao3feed]

You and Me, We're Misunderstood

by fangsforasking

What happens when Megamind finds out a shocking secret about his new boyfriend, Izzy Hands?

*** A Megahands Crack fic

Words: 169, Chapters: 1/1, Language: English

Fandoms: Our Flag Means Death (TV), Megamind (2010)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Categories: M/M

Characters: Israel Hands, Megamind (Megamind)

Relationships: Israel Hands/Megamind

Additional Tags: I'm Sorry, Angst, Hurt/Comfort, Not Beta Read, Crack, Drabble

source https://archiveofourown.org/works/42680655

[sanjee-chan]

Wayne forced himself to get out of bed to grab a cup of coffee. He had been up all night playing a farm RPG and he wasn't planning on sleeping anytime soon. Walking into the common kitchen, he found two figures hunched over on top of the dining table with their backs turned to him. He narrowed his eyes at them, before ultimately noticing his 'I Love Metrocity' - er, Metro City - mug on the edge of the table. He walked up to place a hand on the empty-

“AH! I died again! Roxanne threw a hand up into her hair, falling back on Wayne behind her with a soft thump."Ugh, this game is so frustrating..."

“Roxie? What are you playing?" Wayne asked, slightly confused at her outburst. "How long have you been at this?"

"Metroidvania platformer. Since last night."

"And him?" Wayne points at a happy but jittery looking Megamind.

"I don't know but he's having more fun than me.”

"COWER BEFORE THE CLAWS, RABBITS! MWAHAHAHA!"

for @zeus-a-mighty

they asked for some post canon hcs. I had so many ideas leading up to this. Sadly, only had time to make one. This was originally going to be a short story of about a thousand or so words but I don't know how many of yall would like plot and dialogue based off game discourse XDDD So I cut out of all of it and made a little drabble. Welp, hope yall like it! Thanks to @elf-kid2 for hosting this event! I hope we can have more of these for the fandom > w < Reasons to why I chose the games and consoles for them under the cut (plus one other tiny hc)

Wayne - Gameboy - Harvest Moon: Friends of Mineral Town - I LOVED THIS GAME AS A KID. Still do, honestly. It's a little pixel game where you play as a farmer and you get to choose between different boys to marry (or not and you can make all of them go celibate lmao). I also played the version where you can marry girls. But I picked this version coz in this one, you play as a girl and one of my standing hcs is that Wayne is trans and gay represent OmO I also picked the gameboy because, I think, Wayne loves classics. (He is literally an Elvis Presley fan, you can't tell me he doesn't like old school good stuff)

Roxanne - Laptop - Hollow Knight - I think Roxanne wouldn't be one to buy a separate console for videogames, I'll leave that up to Megamind and Metroman. She'll probably think about practicality and how PC gaming will be the forefront in the near future XD Choosing between two games for her was hard. I finished Cuphead fairly quickly by repeatedly throwing myself at the levels, Hollow Knight is a little bit harder if only because you have to walk around after every death and explore every single pixel of the map ;') But since she is a reporter she will love that and all the nuances of history in the game's lore. THE LORE (chef’s kiss)

Megamind - Cellphone - Kingdom: New Lands - I know I said that Megamind would probably have a console or two (maybe a switch or something) but I do believe he will be using his cellphone more. He'll whip it out whenever he gets bored of peaceful patrols. And OMG this game is such a mood for him. Basically, you get to customize a character (!genderfluid) who will then lead your kingdom into prosperity. Sort of. I think Megs will love the idea of playing 'overlord' in this game (but a good kind of overlord sooo XDD) Also his quote in the small drabble is supposed to refer to him killing rabbits in game with the 'Great Bear'. Honestly hard to explain, if you haven't played the game or any of its sister games. 

//And yes, in this post movie hc, they live together. friendship at its finest. metroman is forgiven, he is now music man. megamind is the new hero. And they all wear sleeve cutoffs because mhmm (if you also have ideas of what games/consoles best represent them, I’d LOVE to hear them) also don’t ask me why they look kinda young here XDD

sorry for this huge text ahhh

[awkward-halfhug]

Megamind kidnapping roxanne when she's got the stomach flu.

She pukes right in the middle of his "We meet again miss ritchi".

Megamind goes from smug to concerned in a millisecond. Cameras off, evil plot rescheduled, untying Miss Ritchi, and "Minion?! Do we have any popsicles left?"

They set her up on the comfy couch in megamind's lab, with soft blankets and saltines, 7up and popsicles at the ready. Minion washes out the bucket on the floor whenever it's needed, and Megamind wipes her brow with a wet washcloth.

The three of them watch movies and rest off and on until Roxanne is feeling better.

Minion makes sure she drinks lots of fluids and eats some broth every few hours, whether she wants to or not. "Miss Ritchi, you need to replenish your fluids or you'll get dehydrated. No arguing! You're as bad as sir..."

And when Megamind catches it a couple days later, she and minion do the same for him.

[stardust948]

Was on reddit and saw this writing prompt and thought it could be fun to make it Zutara and also thought you'd do a great job at making it a oneshot if you'd like :)

From r/WritingPrompts by jardanovic

You're a supervillain whose latest evil scheme threatens to throw the city into chaos unless your nemesis goes on a date with you. To your surprise, they agree with enthusiasm before you can even explain what the consequences of refusing are.

Why don't you say so?

“Nephew, is this really necessary?”

“Shh quiet! Painted Lady will be here any minute. And I told you, it’s Fire Prince!”

“Why don’t you ask her? I’m sure she’ll understand.”

“You know why. Now go prepare for Phase Two! Hurry!”

Fire Prince grumbled to himself and reviewed his notes as Iroh left. Tonight had to go perfectly. Phoenix King was due to reawaken any day and he still had to complete all of the tasks. The alarms blared signaling one of his many traps were triggered.

She’s here.

Fire Prince put on his red and black dragon helmet then took the platform lift to the lower deck. As expected, a figure decked in bright red and brown was tied to a pillar. She lifted her head letting the thick veils that hung from her bamboo hat to part. Her bright blue eyes lined by decorative face paint sparkled with amusement.

“Sunshine.” She said in a sing song voice. “There’s has to be an easier way to get a girl’s attention.”

“What’s the fun in that, my dear lady?” Fire Prince smirked.

“Please. You’re too stiff and humorless to have fun.”   

“I am not!”

“Sure.” Painted Lady giggled. “So what’s on the agenda today? Laser beams? Mutated mongoose-lizards? Oh! An army of giant robot turtleducks?!”

“Clever.” Fire Prince circled the pillar in slow careful steps. “But I decided to go old school.”

 “Well, don’t keep me in suspense.”

“I’ve planted six interconnected bombs in six secret locations spread throughout Republic City that will go off in exactly-“

“Six hours?”

“Let me finish!” Fire Prince hissed.

Painted Lady laughed. Fire Prince cleared his throat to compose himself. Where was he? Oh yes.

“That will go off in exactly SIX HOURS, coating Republic City in a classified yet dangerous substance. I alone know the kill code which I will gladly share with you,” Fire Prince leaned closer to her face. “For a price, of course.”

Painted Lady raised her brows expectedly. “Oh?”

“One evening together. No bending. No battle. No tricks. If you refuse, I’ll-“

“Deal.”

Fire Prince blinked hard. “What?”

“How does dinner at Beifongs sound? I hear their komodo chicken entrée is incredible. And I’ve been dying to see that new Omashu movie.”

“Wait, wait-“ Fire Prince shook his head and took a step back. “I didn’t even tell you the consequences yet!”  

“Don’t worry, Sunshine. I can put two and two together.” Painted Lady casually freed herself from the trap then reapplied her lipstick. “Honestly, it’s about time. Meet me on the Avatar Aang statue at 8?”

Fire Prince could only manage a nod.

“Great! See you then!” Painted Lady winked at him.

She summoned a wave and rode it through the sunroof, leaving a dumbfounded Fire Prince behind.

Iroh came in carrying a tsungi horn with a whole orchestra following behind. He casted Fire Prince a knowing smirk.

“I take it we won’t need Phase Two?”

“No.” Fire Prince continued to look up at the sunroof. “That won’t be necessary.”  

///

This was such a fun prompt! I’ll definitely turn this into a full one shot later. Thanks for the ask 💖💖💖

[damienthepious]

"No ones going to hurt you." writing prompt for megarox?

[hey thank you! this one came out cute! 💙]

~

A Pulse That Escalates

[ao3]

The crowd crowds. Fairly logical, that progression. Megamind’s heart races regardless, like it’s risen to roost and writhe at the hollow of his throat.

Hands guide him, sharp eyes and wit shield him until they reach somewhere quieter, and then Roxanne tilts his chin gently up.

“Hey, sweetheart.” She smiles, soft. “Hey, I’ve got you. No one’s gonna hurt you, I promise.”

His heart slows. He leans into her touch.

Megamind misses his exoskeletons, sometimes, his suits of spikes and steel. Misses the impenetrable layer between himself and the world. But Roxanne-

She protects him better than steel ever did.

~

[send me a character or ship and a prompt from this list and i’ll write a drabble!]

[mypromptmachine]

Megamind was a cute kid, a sweet kid. The warden felt like he deserved a real nursery.

[reareaotaku]

Masterlist I

Updated: September 13, 2023 [Completed] !Masterlist II Here!

Bnha

A Beautiful Tail Dead Man Running Pt1, Pt2, Pt3 What It's Like To Be A Dad Hate Kind of Love Yandere Shoto Todoroki Headcanons Trying to Breakup [Deku, Bakugou, Shoto] Man-Eating Bird Male! Toga

Voltron

I Don't Hate You

Swat Kats

A Pretty Kat Chance Furlong Headcanons

SVTFOE

A Sick Love

Sailor Moon

Escape The Squad

Kim Possible

Maybe We Need A Break

Hansel & Gretel

A Look into the Dark Fairy Tales Pt1, Pt2, Pt3

Lego Ninjago

The Green/Gold Ninja

Scooby Doo

Yandere Daphne Blake Yandere Scooby Doo

Own Characters

Are You The Villain Harry the Lawyer Priest Son Yandere Loser

Thunder Cats

You're a Prince? Fuck-

Charlie Brown

What an Annoyance Aged Up! Schroeder [Peanuts] Headcanons

Monster High

Yandere! Porter "Paintergeist" Geiss Headcanons Yandere! Cleo De Nile

Euphoria

Yandere! Nate Jacobs

Red Shoes & The Seven Dwarfs

Yandere! Prince Merlin Headcanons

Ben 10

Keep My Girlfriend's Name Out Of Your Mouth

Invincible

Yandere! Mark Grayson [Invincible] Headcanons

Big Mouth/Human Resources

Yandere! Pete Headcanons Loving You So [Connie]

Skip Beat

Yandere! Ren Tsuruga Headcanons

Lolirock

Yandere! Lolirock Headcanons

Metal Family

I'm Not a Stalker!

Avatar: The Last Airbender

Yandere Aang Headcanons

Miraculous Ladybug

Chloe x Reader x Mari

Percy Jackson

Yandere! Percy Jackson Headcanons

Twilight

Yandere! Edward Cullen Headcanons Yandere! Jacob Black Headcanons

Free! Swim Club

Yandere! Haruka Nanase Headcanons Yandere! Nagisa Hazuki Headcanons Makoto Tachibana Headcanons

Chilling Adventures of Sabrina

Yandere Sabrina Headcanons

Assassination Classroom

Yandere Karma Headcanons

My Life As A Teenage Robot

My Neighbor was a Robot

Phineas and Ferb

Ferb Fletcher Headcanons

The Originals/Vampire Diaries

Yandere! Klaus Mikaelson Headcanons Yandere Klaus Courting Yandere Elijah Mikaelson Headcanons Yandere! Damon Salvatore Headcanons

Shadows of Rose

My Only Friend [Drabble]

Welcome Home [COMPLETE/FINISHED]

You are Mine [Drabble] [Wally] Lovey Dovey Darling [Wally]

Bob's Burgers

Being a Belcher Calvin Fischoeder Headcanons

Diary of a Wimpy Kid

Rodrick Heffley

Futurama

Yandere! Philip J Fry

Megamind

Yandere Metro Man

There's Someone in your House

Yandere! Zach Sandford Headcanons Sneaking Off with Zach

Barbie

Why Don't You Love Me? Yandere Ken! Headcanons I Love You Like a Doll [NSFW] Pleasurable Sin [NSFW] Red Faced Loser I'll Never Stop Loving You Don't Run from my Love

Clone High

Yandere! Joan of Arc Headcanons JFK Headcanons

Sabrina the Teenage Witch [1996]

Harvey Kinkle Headcanons

Corpse Bride

Yandere! Victor Van Dort Headcanons

Fairytales

Yandere! Male Cinderella Yandere! Peter Pan

Merlin BBC

Yandere! Merlin Headcanons

ICarly

Childhood Crush [Fred Headcanons]

IT

Ben Denbrough Headcanons Fear and Anxiety [Eddie]

Scream

Yandere! Billy Loomis Headcanons Call Me, Baby [Yandere! Billy Loomis] Lively Party Bloody Hands

SVU

Detective Chester Lake Headcanons Dr. George Huang Headcanons Rafael Barba Headcanons Sonny Carisi Headcanons

[buginateacup]

For the kissing thing, 26 with Megamind x Roxanne? 👀

Okay so it's a bit more than a drabble but!

Prompt: ''i was supposed to take a shower, alone, but go ahead jump right in''

"I was supposed to take a shower, alone, but go ahead, jump right in."

"Thank you," Roxanne's voice called from the other side of the frosted glass, "I will."

Megamind rubbed awkward hands over the sticky remains of the Jamintor 5000 clinging to his suit. (Listen, listen Minion it's an excellent name. It shoots ultra sticky strawberry preserves at high velocity AND it plays rocking tunes!) And tried very hard not to watch the blurry pink silhouette visible through the shower wall.

"This is my bathroom." He tried to point out.

"I'm aware."

"Minion did say he was going to drive you home once he found the seat covers, I know he did."

"He took too long. And I was sticky," Steam billowed through the bathroom, "I genuinely don't think my clothes are going to make it out of here." She did not sound sorry about this fact.

"So instead you decided to invade my abod-ee?" He stared determinedly at a cracked tile high on the wall, "How perfectly diabolical Miss Ritchi, we'll make an Evil Queen of you yet."

"Or you could get in the shower and make one of me right now." She retorted, twisting under the spray and running her hands over her head.

Megamind's brain put that comment and the previous one to one side in the box labeled: Things Miss Ritchi says during witty back and forth that are obvious attempts at distraction and not to be taken seriously or thought about ever at all ever. Things like "Maybe we should just have dinner instead?" or "Man I would kill for some coffee right now, want to make a pitstop?" or "You could just call me if you're running late, here's my number."

"And," Her voice continued, "You still owe me an apology."

Ah. Of course. She was always so insistent on talking these things out. "I said I was s-ss…you know"

"I know." She replied lightly, "But you can make it up to me that little bit more by sharing your shower."

"I don't think I have much choice in the matter."

"You don't."

"Well," He could feel a trickle of jam congealing down the back of his neck ,"If you'll ah, let me know when you're done?"

"Oh don't wait on my account."

"What?"

Roxanne's hair was pushed away from her forehead, water running down her skin as her face and one shoulder leaned out of the shower. Her eyes looked oddly exasperated "Are you getting in or what?"

Megamind's brain skipped like a record, "What?" he repeated blankly and watched, outside of himself like a dream, as her hand, wet and still faintly smelling of strawberry, reached out and closed around the edge of his cape. Tugging him forward until he was up against the glass with no memory of how he got there, and Roxanne's eyes were smiling at him fondly.

"There's room in here for two." She murmured and her mouth tasted like strawberries as she pulled him under the spray.

~~~~~~

A while later Roxanne eyed him through lashes that sparkled with droplets, strawberry sticky clothes discarded firmly at their feet. "Are you going to say sorry yet?"

Megamind grinned through the water running over his face and kissed her again, "No I am absolutely not."

[inceptiversary]

Weekly Bulletin: July 3 - July 9

ONGOING

Check out the Inceptiversary Google Calendar to see a calendar version of all the events taking place this year!

@inception30daychallenge​​ - view prompt list here!

@inceptionart​ Artist Highlights posted to blog

@inceptionart​​​ Inception Art Celebration; visit blog

@inceptionbingo​​​​ open for fanwork submissions from 2021 bingo cards

@inceptionkitties​​​ 30 days of inceptionkitties; visit blog for prompts

@inceptionpositivity​​ submissions open through July 24

THIS WEEK

Sunday, July 3

@inceptionwatchparty​​​​ - Megamind, 8PM EDT | 12AM GMT in the Waiting for a Train Discord Server

Tuesday, July 5

@aeldws​​ drabbles due, voting opens

Thursday, July 7

@aeldws​​ voting closes, 7PM EDT

Friday, July 8

@aeldws​​ prompt posted, 1AM EDT

@inceptionwatchparty​​​ - Catch Me If You Can, 8PM EDT | 12AM GMT in the Waiting for a Train Discord Server

Saturday, July 9

@inceptionwatchparty​​​ - The Great Gatsby (2013), 8PM EDT | 12AM GMT in the Waiting for a Train Discord Server

[midnightlee25]

Yandere Request Page

I’m pretty open when it comes to writing. Keep in mind I only write character x reader. I don't want my work put anywhere by anyone else whether I'm given credit or not. That being said, I do also post on Quotev, Wattpad and AO3 all with the same name that I have here on Tumblr. 

What I will not write:    

Non consensual    

Incest     

And anything else along those lines.    

No character x character (it would only be them working together not going after each other.)  

No OCs x character

What I will write: 

Gore/dark stories (they are yanderes after all.)    

Platonic & romantic relationships. 

 AUs are welcomed and above all please be specific in what category you want it to be in (stories, team ups, headcanons etc.)    

SFW & NSFW

Reader x character 

If you don’t say or if it is unclear what category you want it to be in (stories, team ups, headcanons etc.) it will then turn into the writer's choice.

What I write: 

Stories/ Drabble 

Yandere ABC 

Yandere Profiles   

Mini Profiles

Team-ups 

Reactions 

Random Yandere Headcanons 

Darling/Yandere Says Prompts

A few extra things:

With team ups I will do them with opposite genders.

Although i can't have a limit on characters there's a chance that if there are many characters i will cut it in half. For example, for the  Danganronpa case if the whole case is requested I will split it by writing the boys and girls separately.

I can do mixed posts with characters from different series in the same post.

All series that are below are put in ABC order and in categories in how i am following them plus just of what they are to make it easier to find series. (there is a chance of a series being in more than one category.)

I’m open to trying to write any of the characters in those series.    

This page will update when there are new series or as needed.  

Another thing I should mention is that I don't have a limit on how many characters. I know some have a limit of like 3 to 5 but I'll write whoever is written in the request as best as I can. (This also includes team ups and stories.)  

Series I'm most familiar with (I'm always adding new ones and always open to new ones. I do try to keep everything in ABC order.): 

New series will be in bold for the month.

Anime: 

Akudama Drive

A3

Akame ga kill

Assassination Classroom

Ahiru No Sora

Angels of Death

Attack on Titan

Bungou Stray Dogs

Black Lagoon

Demon Slayer

Death Parade 

Free!

Hetalia

Hellsing 

Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Part 1

Kakegurui

Kuroko's basketball

K Project

Pokemon Sun & Moon

Pokemon XY

Run with the wind

Sk8 the infinity

Slam Dunk

The God of High School 

YuYu Hakusho

Manga: 

Alice in the country of hearts

Black Butler

Black Clover

Blue Exorcist

Can't Stop Cursing You

Cells At Work 

Dr. stone

Fire Force

Fruits Basket

Gangsta

Gangsta: Cursed

Golden Kamuy

Haikyuu

Heaven’s design team

My Hero Academia

Mashle: Magic and Muscles

Moriarty the Patriot

Ouran highschool host club

One punch man

Record of Ragnarok 

Servamp

Spy X Family

Sakamoto Days 

The Promised Neverland

The Way Of The House Husband 

Tokyo Revengers   

Animated Series: 

6Teen

Avatar the last airbender

Adventure Time

Danny Phantom

Ever After High

Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends

Futurama 

Gravity Falls 

Hero:108

Invader Zim

Kim Possible

MotorCity

RWBY

Regular Show 

Sym Bionic Titan

Scooby-Doo! Mystery Incorporated 

SpongeBob SquarePants 

Superjail! 

Star vs. the Forces of Evil 

Total Drama

The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy

Wander Over Yonder

We Bare Bears

Series:

Ash vs Evil Dead    

The Imperfects   

Wizards of Waverly Place

Animated Movies:

Atlantis: The Lost Empire

Big Hero 6

Brave (2012)  

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs  

Encanto  

Firebreather

Hercules (Disney)  

Home (2015)

How to Train Your Dragon (1, 2 & 3)

Megamind

Osmosis Jones

Onward

Rise Of The Guardians 

Sinbad: Legend of the Seven Seas

The Princess and the Frog  

The Book of Life

Turning Red

Thumbelina

The LEGO Ninjago Movie

The Great Mouse Detective

The LEGO Batman Movie

Who Framed Roger Rabbit

Wreck-It Ralph (1 & 2)

Movies:

Avatar (1 & 2)  

Beetlejuice  

Hocus Pocus (1 & 2)

IT

Sweeney Todd: the demon barber of fleet street

Spawn  

The Nutcracker And The Four Realms

Marvel (what I am familiar with): 

Avengers Assemble 

Black Panther (1)

Captain America (1)

Iron Man (1)

Marvel Zombies 

Thor (1)

Ultimate Spider-Man 

What If...?

DC (what I am familiar with): 

Birds of Prey (2020)

Justice League/Unlimited (2003/2004) 

Suicide Squad (movies 2016 & 2021)

Teen Titans (2003) 

Zack Snyder’s Justice League

Games:  

Danganronpa 1 

Danganronpa 2 

Danganronpa 3 

 Dachabo

Dead Island 2

Dream Daddy

Error143 

Frost Bite

Hiveswap Friendsim 

John Doe game 

Mad Father

Pokémon Legends: Arceus  

Resident Evil Village 

Something's Wrong With Sunny Day Jack

Web Comics/Web series: 

Creepypasta

Homestuck  

The Mandela Catalogue 

Welcome Home

This page will update when there are new series or as needed. 

  If you have any questions, please let me know.  

Updated August 31 , 2023

[elf-kid2]

Megamind Soulmate AU

When you write something on your arms, the marks appear on the arms of your soulmate as well. This is known: the soul-bond does not begin at birth; it is only possible with both souls have reached a certain level of maturity. No one knows what triggers the bond; it is not restrained by distance, by language, by contact... but everyone knows that a soulmate is true love, however improbable it may seem. 

Some people develop the mark as young as 14; others begin to find their Soulmate’s marks on their skin when they’re in their 20′s; some never get a mark at all.  In some countries, people bare their arms openly, to better show their art and facilitate the finding of the soulmate (who will of course match). In most of the northwest hemisphere, especially the United States, baring one’s arms in public is considered extremely taboo, even obscene: a cultural norm born of cold weather, left over from outdated arranged-marriage traditions, and puritanism.

Megamind never wrote or drew anything on his arms. There was no point: if he had ever had a soulmate (which wasn’t guaranteed) they had no doubt perished young, lost to the black hole with the rest of his homeworld.

He was never more surprised than the day he discovered a line of colors (black, white, pink, red, yellow, purple, orange, green and, when he looked closer, a shade of blue close to that of his own skin) on his left arm while getting dressed one morning. His first thought was that it must be a bruise- except that he hadn’t hit himself, it didn’t hurt, and the tidy, circular segments of colour didn’t actually look like a bruise at all. His second thought was that he must have spattered himself with paint, except that he had been in the Lair, wearing long sleeves and gloves, and he hadn’t been anywhere near the paint in three days. His third thought was that he needed a plan.

Roxanne Ritchi was not obsessed with finding her soulmate. She didn’t worry, as some did, about ‘missing her chance’ or  She did not decorate her arms with new doodles every day the way some of her friends from middle and high-school claimed to, nor did she spend an excess amount of time or thought looking for a new mark and trying to determine if this or that dot was a freckle or a drop of ink-- but that’s not to say she wasn’t interested.

Every year on her birthday, Roxanne would take out a box of special colored ink-pens (given to her by an aunt for her 15th birthday as a right-of-passage type thing) and draw a multicolored pattern on her arm. She is careful to make bright, clear lines and use a variety of colours-- both light and dark-- because she’s heard too many stories of people missing their chance because they used a shade of ink to close to the color of their Soulmate’s skin, causing the marks to go unnoticed.

The day after her 22nd birthday, Roxanne woke up to find that her right arm was covered in black ink. (Was her soulmate left-handed?). Near the wrist was a pattern of tiny, unfamiliar symbols arranged in a spiral. Below that, a set of Chinese characters. Then a message in arabic. Then a question in German, then French, then Spanish. Finally, close to her shoulder, she could read the message: How did you survive?

She found translations for all of the marks except the ones closest to her wrist: How did you survive?

It took three weeks of communicating at cross-purposes before Megamind figured out that his Soulmate (who was, as it turned out, english-speaking) was in fact native to planet Earth. He felt... The realization... It felt like losing his people all over again. It hurt. He’d known, of course, that even if she (they had confirmed each others pronouns within two days of establishing communication) was also interested in starting a family, one couple was not enough to rebuild a population, even with cloning technology. He also knew that it was probably-- safer-- for both of them this way; the world was not kind so a solitary blue alien, and he could very clearly imagine what people would do if they saw more. An alien was an oddity; Aliens were an invasion or an infestation to be destroyed with extreme prejudice for the good of all humankind. He and Minion had been stockpiling weapons and improving security at the Evil Lair since the soul-bond had appeared, for just that reason. Part of him, some small, cursed part of him, was actually, secretly, a little bit relieved.

Roxanne wondered, sometimes, about his first love. Reading between the lines, Roxanne could tell that he’d initially thought that she, his Soulmate, was a certain childhood sweetheart or previous girlfriend who hadn’t been heard from since died in some sort of accident or natural disaster years ago. It was fairly common in this day and age for people to date before they made contact with their soulmate, and really it would be silly to be jealous of a girl who had died, but. But. Roxanne wondered if she would measure up to her Soulmate’s first love, the girl he had lost. She wondered if they would still have been soulmates if the other girl hadn’t died, or if she would have ended up alone. But there was nothing to be jealous about.

Mostly, it hurt. He was alone on this planet, he and Minion were completely alone hear, and when they died all that was left of his planet, all that was left of his parents’ legacy, would die with them. He had known that for years, but having hope, having a chance and then feeling it ripped away once more in the cruel hands of fate made the facts all the harder to bear. Furthermore, Megamind had somehow become Bonded to a human. She would expecting someone of her own species, probably hoping for someone tall and square-jawed, with good hair and lots of money. What if they met, and she couldn’t stand to look at him? What if she was horrified, or angry, or disappointed, or scared when-- if they met in person?

Roxanne had asked, a few times, about meeting in person, but each time he wrote a note saying that, for now, it was impossible. She understood, really,  she did. Based on their first communication, where he had asked How did you survive? in so many languages, she suspected that he was from another country (most US citizens were not bilingual), and though he wrote in English fluently enough, perhaps he was less comfortable with the spoken language? In any case, if he lived in another country, it could take a lot of time and money before he was able to visit her, or before she was able to visit him. She understood.

Roxanne gave him her phone number instead.

When she gave him her phone number during one of their "evening chats” (sessions in which they would lock themselves in their rooms and exchange notes, sharing jokes, doodles, poetry, and little incidents from the day with the sort of ink that could be easily washed away to make room for more notes), he wasn’t sure what to do. She had a Metro City area code. Megamind hadn’t expected that. He knew he’d mislead her, allowing her to believe that he lived overseas in some far-away country, but he hadn’t actually expected to find out that they lived in the same city.

He wondered who she was

Two days after she’d written her own phone number on her arm (two days of worry and nervousness, because what if really he didn’t like the sound of her voice, what if she said something wrong when he called, what if he never called at all, what if he didn’t ever want to see her, what if...), Roxanne got a text message from an unlisted number: “My Queen, shall we continue our correspondence?” She blushed, smiling in delight: this was how her Soulmate liked to ‘greet’ her in their evening chats. Now they could send messages anytime... and now that she had his number, she could call him.

“Ollo?” She’d called when he was in the middle of building a weaponized tunneling vehicle (the name was also in the works). Somehow, he hadn’t expected her to call

“It’s me. I mean, this is Roxanne Ritchi, I mean... can you spare a minute to talk with your Queen?” she’d called during her lunch break, on an impulse, and she hadn’t planned on telling him her name, hadn’t planned on what to say at all, hadn’t thought that maybe there was a time difference and he was at work or asleep or something, but... she’d wanted to know what his voice sounded like.

“I always have time for you,” he said, making his voice low and smooth. “So, my only Soulmate, did you say you’re name was Roxanne?” He already knew her name of course; he’d tracked her down almost as soon as he had her number. But being able to talk to her, being able to say her beautiful, luscious name outloud, to her...

“Roxanne Ritchi,” she said. Gah, she loved his voice; she should have called him ages ago. “I’m an investigative reporter with the KMCP8 Newstation. What’s your name? What do you do for a living?” It was hard to believe they’d been bonded for months, yet she still didn’t know his name.

“I-” how was he supposed to answer? “Roxanne, I--” How was he supposed to tell Roxanne Ritchi, the smart, witty, beautiful reporter, the woman who had twice discovered his Evil Scheme early and had to be taken hostage, who he’d seen flirting with his most hated rival following both those occasions-- how was he supposed to tell her that her one and only Soulmate was a (skinny, blue, big-headed, short, freakish) notoriously unsuccessful Super Villain?

“I’m really not that interesting,” he whispered. “And Roxanne, my love, I’d much rather talk about you.”

“Come on, don’t tease,” she giggled. “I told you mine, so you tell me yours. What’s your name?” He’d drawn this out as long as possible. He could try to delay again, make it last a little bit longer, but sooner or later she would get sick of waiting; sooner or later she would figure it out.

“My name is Megamind,” he said, his voice holding more confidence than he felt. “Incredibly Handsome Criminal Genius and Master of All Villainy. Roxanne will you-- do you still--- wont you be my Queen?”

“Is this a joke?” Roxanne demanded. “It isn’t funny!” “It’s no joke,” her soul mate Megamind the voice on the other end of the phone replied. “...If you don’t believe me, you can look at your left wrist.”

“I will!” she grabbed her purse and stormed to the privacy of a stall in the Lady’s Room to role up her sleeves. (She was angry, but she wasn’t about to get undressed in public.) There on her arm, in the same handwriting her soulmate always had, was the message. My name is Megamind.

They met in person for the first time that very evening. It went infinitely better than Megamind thought it would.

It went about as well as could be expected.

He wondered if she wished that he were human. She wondered if he wished she were blue. He wanted to know what she thought of his career. She wanted to know why he chose it. He wanted to give her nice things. She wanted to give him a home. He hoped that she would get along with Minion. (Soulmate or not, he wasn’t sure what he’d do if she couldn’t.) She delighted in the thought of how her family would react if when she took him home for Thanksgiving. He offered to conquer the world so that she could truly be Queen. She offered to help him rework his PR until he didn’t have to fight the world.

They kissed for the first time that night.

It was... wonderful.

The debate continued on if Megamind should give up Villainy, or if Roxanne should become his ‘Partner in Crime’.

In the end, both were happy with the decision.

They were married three months later-- after what Megamind described as a torturously long engagement. Roxanne’s family felt that it was scandalously short-- but since they were hoping the groom would die in a lab accident before the wedding, they don’t get to vote.

Roxanne and Megamind Ritchi went on to do great things together. (One of their greatest achievements was successfully creating-- and doing an unusually successful job at maintaining-- a happy family.)

[goatbi]

Commissions!

I do writing commissions babie! Prices and Examples below, as well as fandoms I an well versed in!

Prices (all in US dollars btw)

Drabble (300-700): 5$

1k: 10$

5k: 20$

10k: 30$

15k: 40$

Higher word counts can be talked about if that’s something you want, but I this is generally the range I would work in!

Examples

My Ao3 holds a good amount of work, though to specifically call out a few for the various lengths 

Drabble Length 

One K 

Five K 

Ten K 

Fifteen K

Fandoms 

I am well versed in Bleach, HLVRAI, Half Life, Markiplier Egos, Sanders Sides, Stardew Valley, Homestuck, and Megamind, less versed but still have first hand knowledge of Full Metal Alchemist. This list is not a full list, and if you want a different fandom, not included on this list, feel free to ask and I'll let you know if I am willing to write for that fandom!h

I am also willing to do OC commissions, as long as I am provided with a ref/explanation of personality! X Reader commissions also available, again with an explanation of the kind of self insert you'd be looking for !