#modernincorrectlotrhobbit

[sariahsue]

Sabrina: Gosh, I'm such an idiot.

Sabrina:

Sabrina: *glancing at Chloe*

Chloe: If you're waiting for me to disagree with you, you'll be waiting a long time.

[thealmightyemprex]

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[haisuri]

jinyoung: you need to eat healthier.

yugyeom: no.

jinyoung: the last person who didn’t eat healthier after i told them to died.

yugyeom: oh my god.

jinyoung: in a plane crash.

yugyeom: that sounds unrelated.

jinyoung: i crashed the plane. do not disobey me.

[godsofhumanity]

Horus: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free! Pouring water in your socks!

Anubis: Uh.. why would we do that?

Horus: It's quick, it's easy, and it's free!

[incorrect-ritchieverse]

Watson: You have scurvy. You need to eat healthier, Holmes.

Holmes: No.

Watson: Eat your veggies.

Holmes: No.

Watson: The last person who didn't eat healthier after i told them to, died.

Holmes: Oh my god.

Watson: Drowned in a sinking boat.

Holmes: That sounds unrelated.

Watson: I sank the boat. Do not disobey me.

[incorrectcaptiveprince]

Damen: I wish you would just admit that you made a mistake...

Laurent, stirring his coffee: I actually prefer it with salt.

[letsstartafamilywellinvitewelove]

Will: I mean, there’s literally nothing that proves that anything is real! Like, it’s real to us because we experience it, but it’s literally not real! Nothing is real!

Gilan: *beaming and giving him a big thumbs up*

[stevviefox]

Bilbo has anxiety and it’s all Gandalf’s fault!

Kili: we have fun, don’t we, Mr. Boggins?!

Bilbo: I have never been more stressed out in my entire life.

[asgardianmarauders]

Sirius: Good night.

Remus: Sleep tight.

Sirius: Don't let the bed bugs crawl into your ears and whisper threatening things that make you question yourself.

Remus:

Remus: What the fuck?!

[incorrect-musketeers]

Treville: If you found out you only had one day left to live, what would you do with it?

D’Artagnan: Say goodbye and mend my relationships.

Porthos: Something illegal.

Athos: Accept my fate.

Aramis: I would message ten people saying that if they didn't forward the message to 10 other people, I would die tomorrow.

Treville: Wait, What?!

D’Artagnan: That’s fucking awesome, can I change my answer?

[ravenerdhogwartsincorrectquotes]

H/R: Ugh, I am so full.

Slytherin: Then stop eating

H/R, stuffing chocolate in their mouth: but it's so good

[mirkwoodest]

text by @modernincorrectlotrhobbit

[dash-o-frost]

Thanks to @modernincorrectlotrhobbit for the idea!

[godsofhumanity]

Hera: Accept your flaws, you'll feel better. It worked for me.

Zeus: You've accepted your flaws?

Hera: No, I accepted yours.

[wannabe-cartoonist-blog]

Part 1

Directly based off of this text post.

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[purghhappenings]

Corazon: Doffy used to be so nice.

Doflamingo: I try to walk the line of chaotic neutral.

Law: yeah, and then you fucking fell off it.