a kiss to the center between his darting eyes , the young woman grazes rafe's cheeks with her thumbs , palms lightly cupping his face . " something on your mind ? " she inquires concerningly . - from the protective girlfriend ashley 🥺
Rafe exhales through his nose, nodding and wrapping his fingers around one of her wrists. " Yeah! Yes, I'm good. Mhm. Just I need to get out of here or I dunno what I'm gonna do. Some people here don't know how to keep their fuckin' opinions to themselves. " They're gonna learn though, he thinks and pulls away to pick up his phone on the table. " I need to call my guy and get some more stuff so I can blow off steam cause. ", he lets out a tired laugh. " I need to cool off. "
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I am coming to collect you. Please don't put up any resistance, I don't mean any harm. You will reunite with your brother soon. - 🦌
if he wants to see me he knows where i am hes not even tried dont talk to me leave me alone im locking the doors
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this is the single worst way i've ever read to describe an erection, frank herbert
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Doctor: so tell me about your experiences on Wellbutrin.
Me: I know I was supposed to try it for a month but I only lasted two weeks. The side effects started the second dose. it made me feel worse. It made me restless, anxious, it gave me night sweats and day sweats and you name it. But the worst part of it all was that it made me feel like there was a violent rage bubbling underneath the surface that I haven’t felt since I was 16. Fight or Flight. Full of piss and vinegar and ready to fight the world. If it’s anti-depressant, is it somehow pro-psychotic? It made me so aggro, I wanted to go out and break stuff and pick fights.
Doctor:
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(you don't have to be a frequent enjoyer of either to vote. weed can mean any type of marijuana products: joints, edibles, oils, etc.)
add where you're from in the tags if you feel like it!
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Look at me. In the eyes. Lookatmeintheeyes. You're gonna train your dog to be comfortable in kennels. You're gonna teach them to tolerate strangers. You will do this for me. Because your dog will get sick. And it will go to the vet. And I will have to interact with your dog. And if it howls for twelve hours straight and tries to eat me whenever I touch it. Well I'll still be nice to it. But I would prefer if it was kennel trained at the very least.
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if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing
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I think an underrated angle on 2x05 is something that either Jacob or Assad said in some interview somewhere, which is that in that episode Louis is addicted to heroin. Thats why he has that whole stash of drugs that he gives to Daniel, that's why he gives Daniel the drugs even though he's already got him alone. He didn't just use those 128 boys for sex he was using them to get high. Bring them home, get them to shoot up, and then drain them to get that secondhand high.
It clarifies something that's always confused me about that scene, which is why Armand saves Daniel the first time. He wouldn't save Daniel as a person, he clearly knows Daniel needs to die, but he's not seeing Daniel as a person there. Daniel is just a substance. He rips him away from Louis to stop him from using.
And i think that adds a whole other layer to the fight he and Armand have to think that this is Louis on a bender, with Armand cleaning up after him because he's not stable enough to. Louis in the bed for a week isn't just healing from the burns, he's going through withdrawal. Him at the table with Daniel giving him the "bright young reporter" speech is probably the first time he's been sober in months.
It adds another layer to Armand's desperation, that Louis has been running from both Armand and himself in this way, and of course Armand wants to erase that memory. Of course he wants to pretend that that fight never happened. Not just to protect himself but in a way to protect Louis from having said those things. When he describes the fight to Louis afterwards, he says "you said the worst things you've ever said to me." And he doesn't really know how to forgive Louis for that so he just wants to bury this rock-bottom moment and move on like it never happened. After all, Louis was high, he didn't really mean it, but if he remembers then maybe he might think that he had a point. Better to wipe the whole experience away.
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*by live theatre i mean plays, musicals, operas, ballets, concert versions of musicals, staged readings, & things of that nature. EDIT: YES this includes amateur, local, kids, high school, & community theatre. almost every show i've seen has been local
if you want, list the names of the shows you've seen in the tags!
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PHEN-228 taking a fat bong rip at a frat party
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Sharknado is a cinematic masterpiece.
These sharks are so extra. So alpha to those lesser beta sharks that we have that would be all, flopping around, confused as fuck being whipped around by a stupid little tornado, not being able to breathe and dying on land, completely uninterested in tearing someone’s face off in midair.
No these sharks are pissed off and starving for revenge. And blood. They can bite through steel beams and eat tourists for breakfast. And second breakfast. And lunch and dinner and midnight snack. And maybe a couple of toddlers or arms or legs in between.
Everyone gets the chance to say one of the stupidest lines, plenty to go around. At one point, they’ve just finished one of the best scenes where they fought several sharks in chest high water inside of a house that mysteriously has NO WATER OUTSIDE OF THE HOUSE and then COLLAPSES COMPLETELY, where the main guy’s wife’s boyfriend gets COMPLETELY EATEN and everyone else is in a car calmly driving away not mentioning the DEVOURMENT they just witnessed and the guy says some version of “well that could have been worse.”
Meanwhile they NEVER speak about the dead boyfriend. Not even to the son. He didn’t pause to think, “hey my mom and sister and dad and some random other people are here, what about the guy that’s been living in my house and fucking my mom?” NOTHING.
And there’s one character who is just Girl With Gun. Well, she also gets Tragic Shark Related Backstory, and Coolest Looking Intentional Scar of Badassery. And she wins best line of, “ I have the key.” BANG shoots the whole doorknob off.
And these crazy bastards are FIGHTING THE SHARKS. with guns and bombs and freaking CHAINSAWS. because of course, it is a COMPLETELY rational and reasonable response to fucking sharks flying around in the SKY during a HURRICANE to raid and army supply store and blast the sharks to hell.
Honestly the only thing wrong with it is that it’s set in California.
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TW: don't be an idiot
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ship ask game 😁1 Who would be first to to bite down anc consume the flesh of the other, euphoric in the taste and the heft and the slide of the blood 2. who is the ant and who is the ophiocordyceps fungus? 3. who is the dog and who is the master? 4 when the roles are blurred or reversed who would be first to die and how? would it be by bulletwound? the phallic blade? strangulation? 5. Cocaine or Heroin? 6. who licks up the other’s cigarette ash? 7 who is julius caesar and who is brutus? 8. who is jesus and who is judas? 9. did jesus want it? did julius caesar know it was coming? are the betrayed ever proud? 10. who is irrumatus and who is irrumans? who is pedicatus and who is pedicans? 11. did they ever kiss and why not? 12 if they are two sides of the same coin who is heads and who is tails? 13. and if the coin was the holey dollar? 14. And if the dog bit back? 15 and if the dog bit back? 16 and if the dog bit back? 17 and if the dog bit back? 18 and if the dog bit back? 19 and if the dog bit back? 20. Who buys the other flowers?🥰
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he is gone for her bro. hanging out with uranus
ref under cut
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