#mrs. long

[starsfic]

ok random fic idea mei reveals to her parents that she had to reforge the dragon blade only for them to reveal that it happens to every holder

"I...I am so sorry."

Long Xiaojiao kept her eyes on the floor as she presented her family's sword to her parents, keeping her head low. There was a noise above her, suggesting that her parents had noticed the changed shape of the blade.

"I was protecting my friends inside a cursed scroll. The curse attempted to attack them and broke the sword," She lowered her head further, pressing her forehead to the floor. It might've been too much, but she couldn't bring herself to raise her head. "I am so sorry. You trusted me with this symbol of our family, and I acted rashly and destroyed it."

There was a heartbeat of silence and then a "Ow!"

Xiaojiao had to raise her head at that. Her father was leaning away from her mother, rubbing his arm. "What was that for?"

"You didn't tell her?"

"I thought you did!"

"It's your family, dear," Her mother hissed. "We agreed, remember?"

Her father winced. "Yes..." He turned towards her and took a deep breath. "Xiaojiao, it's not your fault. I mean, it is your fault-" She winced. "But it's not bad or anything. It's just-"

"Jade is not the strongest material to make a blade out of," her mother said, interrupting her father. "You are not the first to break and reforge the blade."

Why don't you make a new sword?

...oh. Oh. There was family history there. But, wait.

"But in all of the paintings of Ao Ji with this sword-"

"The last person to wield the sword was a bit of a historian," her father admitted. "So he purposefully broke the blade in order to restore its original shape."

Oh. "So...I'm not in trouble?"

"No!" Her mother said. "How could we be mad at you when you were protecting your friends?"

Xiaojiao melted with relief. "Oh, that's great." She sighed, scooping up the sword. It thrummed at her touch, feeling almost happy to be back in her hands. "We should really have an instruction manual for this sword."

There was a long pause.

Then, her mother slammed her fist into her father's arm again.

"OW!"

"You didn't give her the instruction manual!?"

[jaybennet]

[coffinwoodx]

ok so for those of you who don’t know, there’s this twitter account of a japanese local hero mascot named dentman who went viral recently due to this tweet

but yeah he saw the tweet. and his response went viral as well (which is how i found his account)

and he just has like. hourly posts reminding you to brush your teeth

oh and his rival? his name is mr. mutans. whenever dentman posts he makes a post of his own, ofc

but THAT’S NOT ALL. literally while making this post i found a THIRD ACCOUNT that’s all about taking your meds

safe to say i’m losing my mind

anyway the point of all this was that people are ALREADY beginning to draw them ship art 😭

and the reactions are everything

I CANT ADD ANY MORE IMAGES BUT TRUST ME THIS IS SO FUNNY

toxic one-sided dentman yaoi wasn’t on my 2024 bingo card but it DEFINITELY IS NOW!

[thisdudedoesntexist]

Danny doesn't know he's the Ghost King, or that he's scaring the shit out of other people.

So, Danny and Jazz moved to Gotham for a new start in their life and un-life ( ignore that he and Jazz are rather young to be moving across the country, ignore that his parents died saving them from the GIW ). They've got an "ok" apartment, and a job at this cute little flower shop run by an eccentric "possibly former supervillains" lesbian couple.

He's even making friends with the ghosts. Like Richard and Mary Grayson (trapeze incident) who are teaching him to fight like a human, if Danny didn't know better he'd think they were stalking those vigilantes. or Dr. Hamish (killer clown?) who's helping Jazz with her studies.

Apparently some time before they met Danny they were just shades who couldn't even manifest, weird. There's also the weirdly active shades telling him where all the good spots to watch the city are and how to find the cheapest prices at stores.

Nobody knows what's wrong with this creepy kid. Every time some mugger even looks in the scrawny boy's direction their loved ones show up and yell at them until the kid's down the street.

Batman tried to investigate the potential meta until he saw his parents waving in a nearby window. Danny's neighbor swares his grandma is haunting him and Danny for some reason, and any time the Joker goes within a city block of ivy and Harley's flower shop/home he becomes blind and deaf by the sheer number of his "volunteers" telling him to die.

[duckysprouts]

if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

[sailorsally]

literally why are you as an actor even talking about your character's sexuality?? unless you are Misha Collins.

That man worked for it! He sat down on that bed so gaily that they had to call the execs about it and he still didn't budge! He decided to make Cas' voice extra low so he wouldn't hurt Dean's ears. He acted like a jilted lover when Cas became human. And when everyone was calling the fans delusional, he came thru with "you are not crazy" tweet because he knew, he'd been doing it on purpose.

My man laid the groundwork! He deserves to say Cas is gay & be annoying about it! Get on his level or keep your mouth shut.

[aerequets]

(part 1)

(short comic) (you can otherwise search 'spy x pta' on my profile)

MY GOODNESS. it's been a hot minute since i posted the first part and i guess i just couldn't SHUT UP because this is FOURTEEN PAGES LONG. FOURTEEN. you can even see some pages where the linework is slightly different because i drew it like 6-ish weeks ago, that's how long this has been cooking. drawing in general has been hard lately because of time constraints, BUT i am so happy i finished this. this is like my fav project even tho it isnt as popular, but who cares!!!!! POPULAR IN MY HEART

[jaesti]

[sageshouldknowbetter]

[professorcalculusstanaccount]

If I had time travel I would go see Herge and insist that he make Didi absolutely gigantic. I just feel like it would massively (lol) enhance the story without changing anything else.

He'd be far more terrifying, especially with how tiny Tintin is in The Blue Lotus, the absurdity of his poison induced madness would also be exaggerated if he was built like an American fridge, and just imagine a tiny Mrs Wang adoring her Giant Son. Now imagine how Chang would feel having this guy as his literal Big Brother.

His name is also the Chinese equivalent to "Junior" so. of course he must be an Absolute Unit

[starsfic]

Xiaotian did not, in fact, stop liking poisons.

its a genuine coincidence, when he smells poison in somebody else's food.

"Chef Zhu, I need you to not panic. We're at the hospital."

Contrary to Long Taitai's words, Pigsy felt panic twist his stomach. "Is Xiaotian alright?! Why are you at the hospital?!" Tang jerked his face out of his book on the other side of the bar, eyes wide. "What happened?!"

The dragon woman sighed on the other end, and Pigsy felt concern mixed with panic. In his opinion, Mrs. Long had always been a touch snooty, never allowing what she felt to show on her face. She allowed Xiaotian to play with her kid, Long Xiaojiao, and let Tang in to study the Long collection of artifacts for his research and, as far as he knew, never said anything unkind, but there was just an aura. Right now, he couldn't sense that aura.

"A person who I assumed was a friend tried to poison my family," Mrs. Long explained. Pigsy wasn't sure what expression he had at that tidbit, but Tang looked even more worried. "I cannot explain further over the phone. Could you please come to the hospital on Third and Lotus Street? We brought Xiaotian here at the authorities' request and they need you."

"Sure," Pigsy said, realizing that she couldn't see him nod. "Yeah, hang on, I'll be there in a sec." Before Mrs. Long could answer, he hung up. "Tang, look after the shop. Xiaotian ate poison again."

Before his boyfriend could respond, Pigsy was already out the door.

-_-

The Li Nezha Hospital had to be the fanciest hospital Pigsy had ever seen. However, that didn't matter. What did matter was being led into the private room and hear Xiaotian's delighted "Dadsy!"

They sat on the couch, Xiaojiao next to them and holding their hand. Mr. Long was holding Xiaojiao's other hand, his eyes red. Mrs. Long was nowhere to be seen.

"They're in perfect health, shockingly enough." The doctor explained. "They ate enough cyanide to kill two full-grown adults on the spot. Although," They flipped the papers. "According to their medical history, that has been covered already."

Pigsy nodded. "Yep. They keep trying to eat rat poison."

"It's spicy!" Xiaotian called from the bed.

The doctor's brows furrowed. "I see." They glanced at the papers and they furrowed even more. "Mr. Zhu, have you had a-"

"DNA test? Yep." The authorities had done about ten of them- eight were for trying to find the small mud-stained toddler's parents while the other two were after the third poison-eating incident. All were inconclusive. "If they have yaogaui heritage, it's nothing in the database."

"I'm a mystery!"

"Yes, you are."

"Well, the justice department does want to keep at least the children here, at least overnight," the doctor explained. "They want to see if they can get a sample of the cyanide from Xiaotian's stool and pee and make sure that Xiaojiao didn't ingest any of the cyanide herself."

Pigsy nodded. "Okay, I can do that."

The doctor led him out to sign the right papers and that was where he saw Mrs. Long.

Her eyes were also red, but she looked ready to throw the phone in her hands. Pigsy waved, and she immediately headed straight towards him. "Thank you," were her first words. "If it wasn't for Xiaotian, I am sure neither I nor my family would still be here."

Pigsy nodded. "No thanks needed. Just..." he sighed, rubbing his brow. "What happened?"

"I cannot give all the details since it's a live case," Mrs. Long said, tucking her phone into her pocket. Pigsy nodded in understanding and she continued. "But I received a box of chocolates from a family friend. The plan was to have them for dessert. Xiaotian and Xiaojiao found them, and the nursemaid found them after Xiaotian ate them all." A smile tugged on her lips. "She told me that the chocolate on them had a strange almond smell, since my husband is allergic to almonds."

"Yeah, I remember that."

"Something in my brain told me to call the justice department and the poison control officers identified the cyanide in them." Mrs. Long's smile faded. "If Xiaotian hadn't found them, according to the officer, my family and I would be experiencing an extremely unpleasant death."

Pigsy felt a shiver roll down his back. He didn't exactly like Mr. and Mrs. Long, but the thought of anyone suffering a death like that was enough to make him nauseous. Xiaojiao was so small...

"I'm sorry this happened." He pulled out his wallet. "I can repay you for the chocolates-"

"No need." Mrs. Long chuckled, her smile returning. Her aura of snootiness was gone, replaced with an unfamiliar warmth. "I already promised the children that we could go out for ice cream once the hospital released them, if that's alright with you."

"Why wouldn't it be?"

She laughed. "Fair. Hopefully, the ice cream's less poisonous."

"Yeah."

Although Xiaotian wouldn't mind...

[loveridden1999]

milchick standing up for himself. him breaking down at mark's remark of work is work right? isn't lumon all about balance? when he has dedicated day & night overworked himself to the bone for this company only for them to never give him the same respect they'd give to another severed floor manager because of his skin colour & compliancy. i CANNOT wait for people to finally get on milchick hype train. tramell tillman i will get you your emmy!!!!!

[ningadudexx]

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its finally autism

[dejitaru49]

couldn't sleep till I drew this

[chloesimaginationthings]

FNAF movie Mike and Vanessa meet Mr.Hippo

[cata613]

Someone: Why do you keep showing me clips from Star Trek TOS all the time?

Me: