Sometimes I want to sleep forever and let my body return to the earth
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Growth capitalism is a deranged fantasy for lunatics.
Year 1, your business makes a million dollars in profit. Great start!
Year 2, you make another million. Oh no! Your business is failing because you didn't make more than last year!
Okay, say year 2 you make $2 mil. Now you're profitable!
Then year 3 you make $3 mil. Oh no! Your business is failing! But wait, you made more money than last year right? Sure, but you didn't make ENOUGH more than last year so actually your business is actively tanking! Time to sell off shares and dismantle it for parts! You should have made $4 mil in profit to be profitable, you fool!
If you're not making more money every year by an ever-increasing exponent, the business is failing!
Absolute degenerate LUNACY
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Homoerotic cannibalism is like crack to me. Best trope
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Should asparagus be mulched in winter?
Should asparagus be mulched in winter?
Should asparagus be mulched in winter?
Protect perennial asparagus plants from cold temperature damage by mulching the asparagus bed with compost, aged manure, or straw before freezing weather or snow arrives. Asparagus crowns can produce tasty spears for 20 years or longer if given the right care and nutrients.
Can you put straw on an asparagus bed?
Considerations. Straw is safe to use around…
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I mean...this combination of depth and toilet humor is literally Shakespearean, so A+ for Eoin Colfer.
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I can’t believe Artemis gets mauled by a gorilla in Time Paradox and it’s the least of his problems.
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The problem i have with the magi in mother 3 is their name is an ethnic slur
Deeply unfortunate that it is. It almost definitely wasn't made with any bad intentions, from my understanding most people in general were unaware it was an ethnic slur, and I imagine 2006 japanese creatives esp didn't know this, but the fact that its their name still remains. I like naturalkillercyborg's alternative of calling them Majesties, still has basically the same cadence and also I think ties in nicely with the visual element of them resembling drag queens in a lot of ways.
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do you ever just think about the fact that Ed and Stede's romance was deliberate? like the creators intended on them being together from the beginning, and they didn't tack it on as a last minute decision to get better ratings? do you ever think about the fact that they're in love and it's on purpose? cause i sure as fuck do
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Happy mulchgiving u loam sisters
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"can't you see these bags under me eyes" "he's right, he's hideous"
"why do you think we built your house so far outside of town"
"it took a month to dig him out and the rest of our lives to wonder why we bothered"
i love literally everyone on berk bullying mildew lol
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