#multiplayers can kiss my ass

[rosiegames]

Kinda miss playing ps5 but been back on pc instead

[orphyd]

It appears EA and Blizzard have been in the same goddamn board room…we gonna have to start paying for hairs like Overwatch players do their skins I can smell it. I see the paywall creators’ business model has finally sparked EAs interest because what the fuck do you mean Sims 5 is free to play-

[pythonees]

˚₊· ͟͟͞͞➳❥ SPICY ALPHABET — tommy slater

WARNINGS: 18+, lightly implied chubby/soft bodied!reader, general smut that comes with nsfw alphabets

A/N: i want y'all to know that this doc was created in 2021 and I have rediscovered it today and finished it while trying to fix my bg3 mods to play multiplayer.

A is for AFTERCARE — what they’re like after sex

➥ very very VERY affectionate guy

➥ would definitely take the time to clean you up and make sure you were okay afterwards

➥ there isn’t too much he can do at the camp, but he always makes you feel loved and cared for after

➥ has a stash of your favourite snacks and drinks for whenever your over

B is for BODYPART — favorite body part of theirs + their partner’s

➥ thigh/ass/hips/waist guy for sure, likes the give of your flesh wherever he's holding onto you as he's fucking you

➥ isn’t into overtly sexual pda, but is prone to let his hands wander to your ass if you guys are making out and away from prying eyes

➥ you'd mentioned before that you liked how strong his arms are, throwing the kids around in the water, so if he had to pick anything on himself it’d be his arms

C is for CUM — anything to do with cum

➥ if you’re on birth control, I can totally see Tommy getting off on being able to cum inside you, he barely needs to wait before he's hard again, stuffing his fingers in you to mix his cum with your arousal, living off of the sounds that come for your mouth and your cunt

➥ if he can’t cum in you he's fine with whatever you want

D is for DIRTY SECRET — pretty self explanatory

➥ he's seen the way you've taken charge while your going about you tasks around camp, and finds himself wanting to be bossed around by you in bed

E is for EXPERIENCE — how experienced are they?

➥ not much before you came along

➥ doesn't like anything casual, so anything he knows comes from girlfriends, what he hears in the locker rooms, or from a naughty magazine he has hidden in his room

F is for FAVOURITE POSITION — this goes without saying

➥ really likes seeing your face and/or being as close as physically possible

➥ if you're flexible be ready to be bent basically in half if your on your back, legs thrown over his shoulders as he bends down to kiss you

G is for GOOFY — are they serious in the moment? humorous? etc.

➥ if it’s the first time you two are together you can bet your top dollar that he would be super serious, wanting to make sure you were enjoying it just as much as he was

➥ probably only humorous if you guys knock something over or something like that, laughing at the mess you guys are making before going back to it.

➥ overall probably more on the serious end than the goofy end

H is for HAIR — how well groomed are they? etc.

➥ well, considering the time, hair on either of you probably wouldn't be that big of a deal, so if you do or don't shave, he has no problem with either

➥ I feel like he wouldn't like shaving because the regrowth would be too irritating, but if you have an issue with a full on push he will trim it as low as he can

I is for INTIMACY — how are they during the moment?

➥ very intimate, loves being close to you in whatever way he can, holding your hand and trailing kisses all over your body

➥ there is no way to misinterpret his affections for you during your day to day life, but having sex with him really drives it home

➥ you are his world and he will make sure you know it wherever and whenever

J is for JACK OFF — masturbation headcanon

➥ doesn't really have that much of a high sex drive, until he's in a relationship and after you've been intimate

➥ know how it is to be that close to you means it takes very little to turn him on when you cross his mind, and it doesn't even have to be sexual, it just ends up with him with his hands down his pants if he's alone

K is for KINK — one or more of their kinks

➥ he doesn't like doing anything sexual in public, but really gets off to you having to be quite if someone is close enough to hear you

➥ absolutely loves the sounds muffled by your pillow or hand

➥ if it's his hand over your mouth it's even better, being able to feel your shaky exhales on his skin, the vibrations of your moans, it's got him shoving his face in your neck or pressing your lips together to stifle his own sounds

L is for LOCATION — favorite places to do the do

➥ anywhere behind closed doors is good enough for him

➥ the less likely someone is able to walk in on the two of you the better, he doesn't want anyone ruining the moment or, most importantly, making you uncomfortable in any way

M is for MOTIVATION — what turns them on

➥ he is easily conditioned by you, so if you do the same thing before sucking him off (putting your hair back in some way) or calling him a pet name usually saved for more intimate moments to try to get a rise out of him, it will turn him on faster than he thought possible

N is for NO — something they wouldn’t do, turn offs

➥ he isn't too big on causing you pain, so spankings or choking are probably off the table

➥ i don't see him being a fan of anal

➥ probably against having another person joining you guys as well

O is for ORAL — preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.

➥ isn't very picky or selfish so he doesn't have a preference, enjoys both equally

➥ if he hasn't gone down on any of his partners he won't really know what to do, but knows enough in theory that he would only need a little guidance from you for what you specifically like

P is for PACE — are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.

➥ can go either way but he prefers slow and sensual

➥ he's very intimate and loves being as close to you as possible, which you can't really do with fast and rough

➥ won't deny you if you want to change things up, and is fully capable of pounding you until you're a sobbing mess if that's what you want

Q is for QUICKIE — their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.

➥ at the camp it's typically quickies if your nighttime schedules don't match up

➥ lunch sometimes ends up being skipped in favour of a few precious moment spent together

➥ don't worry though, he'll sneak into the kitchen to grab you both something quick to eat to make up for it

R is for RISK — are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.

➥ is generally down to try anything you ask

➥ he found out he likes hearing you desperately trying to stifle you sounds from fucking you a room over from other camp councillors, so yeah, he's not down to try something out at least once, expecially after finding that out

S is for STAMINA — how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?

➥ can go for quite a while

➥ he's typically big on foreplay, so you'll have probably cum before he's even been inside you

➥ depending on how long you've been apart from each other sexually will depend on how long he can last

T is for TOYS — do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?

➥ he definitely won't own any, but won't really care if you use one when you're apart

➥ I don't think he'd be all that big on using them together, but I also think you could change his mind, since he'd give it a try if you asked

Would probably only like using a vibrator on you to edge you, holding it to your clit while he sits inside you, feeling your walls spasm around him

U is for UNFAIR — how much they like to tease

➥ while I do believe Tommy is a tease, I don’t think it would be something he could fully commit to

➥ he’d make little comments here and there to get you flustered, but any teasing to prolong foreplay would be very quickly abandoned the second you plead for him to do something

V is for VOLUME — how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.

➥ probably not loud, but will make quite a bit of noise

➥ cursing whenever you clench around him, heavy pants that turn into desperate moans and groans as he gets closer to the edge

➥ his moans will probably get caught in his throat as he cums

W is for WILD CARD — a random headcanon for the character

➥ when you two had first gotten intimate, he had eaten you out, laying down on his stomach and rutting into the bed

➥ he didn't even notice he had cum until you had rolled him over to return the favour

➥ despite his initial embarrassment, the sight of you sucking him into full hardness, cleaning up the mess he made with your tongue is probably one of the hottest things he's ever seen

X is for X-RAY — let’s see what’s going on under those clothes

➥ average length but kinda thick, the head larger than you'd expect

➥ it's the perfect stretch, and even when you tease him by only taking the tip, it's big enough to get caught on the rim of your opening if you take him too deep while you roll your hips

Y is for YEARNING — how high is their sex drive?

➥ high when you guys get together

➥ loves being close to you, and the feeling off your body against his, even if it's not sexual, will get him aroused one way or another

➥ if you have to spend some time away from each other for whatever reason he will be so desperate for you it's not even funny, it's almost like he's a virgin seeing a naked woman for the first time

➥ bricked the fuck up until he can touch you again (those reunions tend to last a while and you can bet the first round will be desperate and rough)

Z is for ZZZ — how quickly they fall asleep afterwards

➥ if it's at night in the safety of one of your cabins, the second you're taken care of and you two are wrapped up in eachother, he's out like a light

➥ I feel like he's used to being busy right until he's going to sleep, so he's able to fall asleep with no effort at all

©︎ pythonees — do not, under any circumstance, repost, plagiarize, modify or translate my work.

[sasha199]

Rolan/ Gale Drama part 19

Read all of me on A03

Mayhem and Madness

Rating: E

Summary: Sasha and Marlie are out fighting in the darkness...and by fighting I mean arguing.

Pairings: Astarion & Fem Half-elf Tav

SFW just some kissing

It's a Marlie POV

Y’all…this game hits different when your Tav is a stand in for yourself.

My sister and I are playing a multiplayer as ourselves, as sisters. I (Sasha) am romancing both Gale and Rolan. Sister (Marlie) is pulling both Astarion and Shadowheart.

I sit alone on the steps of the Mausoleum. Gloom hangs in the air, it drifts down around me like dark malcontented snow. There’s a weight to it, a heaviness that would sink me down into the earth if it could. Bury me, like every one of the other poor souls who had called this place home. The malice of it. This land does not want us here, it hates us. Why would Halsin even try to save it? Why save something that hates you? I wrap my arms around my knees and rest my chin on my hands.

It is so very unlike Astarion.

“This is going to fucking hurt.” I have just enough time for the thought to enter my brain before the impact. I would have cried out, but the force of the fall expels all the air from my lungs. There is nothing left but pain. It takes me a full thirty seconds to breathe, and when I do I’m surprised it’s not through shattered ribs. I have just enough awareness to register the word, “ARDE” being shouted above my head. Wyll is still alive then, by Tymora’s grace. Hopefully he is slaughtering what’s left of the duergar forces.

I stay on my back, trying to asses the damage of the fall when I see Sasha’s face pop out over the splintered wooden platform above me. A face pale with worry under her smattering of freckles, “Sis! Are you good?”

Unable to form words, I raise my arm in the air, make a fist and extended my thumb. She nods and disappears into the broken down shack in the upper levels of what the duergar have been using as a fortress.

“We’ll need to rest for a bit,” Wyll calls out, I hear him making his way down a rope ladder to the beach I’m laying on, “we can get moving in about an hour.”

I wave my hand in acknowledgment, but don’t move from my prone position. I close my eyes, it’s a relief to know we won’t be heading out right away. This fight caught me by surprise, I always knew duergar were tough but the undead...that had been...disturbing. What kind of leader uses his own fallen soldiers as fodder for a fight? Their viscera is still everywhere, I am, in fact, laying in some kind of dark gore even now. I know it’s sticking to my new drow armor, getting into the crevices of the metal along with this grimy sand. I should move.

“Don’t worry, darling. I’m here to help.” I open my eyes. Astarion is leaning over me, a sassy half grin adorns his porcelain features. He takes my hand and a groan escapes through my gritted teeth as I get to my feet. I clutch at my side instinctively as I straighten.

“You really flew quite far, Pet. Almost clear across the battlefield. The next time you decide to go soaring, might I suggest a Potion of Flight instead? It would be less painful.”

“Glad I could entertain you, Astarion.” I grumble, using his proffered arm for support as we move over to a cleaner part of the beach. I wince as I lower myself to the sand, my hip hurts as badly as my ribs. As I lift a healing potion to my lips I see Sasha and Wyll with their arms full of loot. They can have first choice over the findings, for once. It’ll give Sasha a chance to have more than rags and books in her inventory.

Astarion sits down next to me, takes out a cloth and begins to wipe down his new short sword. It’s crusted over with dark duergar blood. “That’s fine,” I think to myself as I lean back on the rock behind us, closing my eyes, “just sit there and don’t start talk-”

“Why didn’t we have sex last night?”

My eyes fly open, this elf has absolutely no filter! I immediately look around to make sure no one is in ear shot. Wyll and Sasha seem to be down by the docks now, engrossed in conversation, thank Tymora.

Last time it had been the four of us we had ventured into the swamps together. I had acquiesced to the killing of that monster hunter, the Gur, who’d been after Astarion. Sasha and Wyll were exploring on the other side of the trail we’d followed and had joined the fight late. Sasha still had no idea that Astarion had instigated the confrontation and I did nothing to dissuade her from believing the Gur had attacked us out of nowhere. In fact, I encouraged it, feigning ignorance as to why of it.

It was after he was dead that the elven idiot first proposed spending the evening alone together. When I demanded to know what the fuck he was talking about, he went on to describe (in humiliating detail) the depths of my arousal on the night that he had revealed himself to be a vampire. I silently wished for the earth to open and swallow me whole when I saw Sasha’s horrified face, not to mention Wyll’s, who turned such a brilliant shade of red he looked almost fiendish. I could not have agreed more quickly to meeting him, anything to get him to stop talking so loudly about private matters!

Biting back a sigh, I turn to Astarion now, “I didn’t feel like having sex. I thought it would be nice to just be held. I needed comfort.”

“But you enjoyed yourself so thoroughly before. I made sure of it.” His tone is deep and seductive, I recognize it now. He leans closer, nonchalantly of course. “Why not indulge yourself, again?”

I cover his mouth, now mere inches from mine, with a hand. “Sex is not currency, and this is not a transaction. I slept with you to sate my curiosity. And of course, because I find you remarkably attractive.” I think for a moment, “And charming, in your way.”

He raises an eyebrow inquiringly as I remove my hand.

“Now that I know what I’m in for with you, I encourage you to try… a different approach. Surely you’re clever enough to find more...creative ways to seduce me.”

“And how, pray tell, am I to do that, Marlie?”

I shrug, “I’m sure you’ll come up with something.” I’ve never been courted before, not seriously anyway. Not that I believe Astarion does anything seriously. “Maybe show me more of your rakish ways, I find your personality...intriguing.” I brush a wayward curl off his brow, unable to help myself.

“But you are willing to be with me again in the future? You did enjoy it...” There’s a hit of worry in those gleaming red eyes, something almost childlike and sad lingers on his features for an instant.

I sigh, “I thought you’d ‘made sure of it.’”

He’s kissing me before I know it. I grunt as my sore rib bumps up against the rock I’m leaning on. His mouth is demanding, unyielding. He presses his body flush with mine, our armor grinding. I grip his shoulders both to ground myself and pull him closer. His hand caresses my face and traces the soft point of my ear. I shudder involuntarily, I part my lips deepening the kiss. It’s hard not to get lost in it, to not get lost in him. He groans softly as he eases his tongue sleekly over mine. He tastes of blood, a dark metallic tang. He bit someone in the battle.

I break the kiss, with a soft breathless sound. I turn my head so his mouth finds my cheek.

“You do want me don’t you, darling.” He takes my wrist and brings my palm to his mouth, it’s a slow kiss, edged with the slightest pressure of his teeth. That crooked smile always plays havoc with my pulse. Want? I want not to want him, at least not so desperately. I want not to care so damn much. 

“Not here, Astarion.” I say firmly, finding my resolve.

He sighs, acting dramatically put-out as he moves away.

We sit in silence for a moment. I sense there’s something else he wants to say.

“A question, then,” he says, “just the one. If you answer me honestly, and I promise I’ll provide an honest answer in return.”

“Alright.”

“Ladies first.” He stretches out on the ground facing me, a hand propping up his perfectly coiffed head.

I huff in exasperation. This fucker. I think for a moment. “What is your full name? It can’t just be Astarion.”

“Ancunin,” he murmurs, his voice barley louder than a whisper.

Astarion Ancunin. I mull it over. Not bad, especially by elven standards. I shift uncomfortably mentally preparing myself for whatever oddity is about to come out of his mouth next.

“That first night...why didn’t you mention that you were a virgin?”

Thank Tymora I’d braced myself or else I’d have burst into flames. No breathing exercise in existence could have controlled my blush.

“It wasn’t a priority at the time.” It comes out more rushed than I’d intended. “There were other things going on that were...taking up my attention. Besides,” I smile bitterly, “losing your virginity at 30...it’s hardly a milestone worth considering. It’s not important.”

“Oh but it is to me, dear,” he reaches over and gently tugs at a lock of my pale yellow hair, letting it slip between his long fingers. “To know that I am the only one to have seen you become so...undone. That I am your first...well, it changes things. Puts us on equal footing, so to speak.” He raises his eyes to meet mine, and there is a heat there I haven’t seen before. A heat that promises something.

“Happy now?” I snap turning away from him, the blush is coming back and I’m determined to control it. “We’ve each answered a question. If you don’t mind I’d like to get some actual rest. In silence.”

I hear Astarion giggle behind me, but thankfully he says nothing else.

I’m pulled out of my reverie by a rustling sound. My dagger is in my hand, but before I can even raise it I hear a sharp bark that announces Scratch’s presence. Soon the white dog is bounding out of the undergrowth, his fur glowing like a beacon.

“What are you doing out here?” I ask ruffling the fur under his ears. He only whimpers. I don’t have a potion on me that would help me understand him so I just nuzzle his forehead to mine. I look around. I don’t see anyone but he didn’t come from nowhere. He was summoned.

“What do I do, boy?” Scratch cants his head first left and then right. “She thinks he’s doomed. That he’s destined to perpetuate Cazador’s behavior. But...he’ll break the cycle, I know it. She’s living breathing proof of it. He didn’t have to save her, he could’ve run or gone for me or done anything else really. But he didn’t. He killed that gith...he brought her to Gale. And Sasha... it’s no secret how she feels about him. How they feel about each other. But her life is the proof. He can’t even deny it.”

Scratch whines and puts his dirty paw on my lap. “Damn it, this is all my fault. I should have moved. I should have hidden after I took that shot at the gith. If I had none of this would've happened. I wouldn't have died anyway and Astarion wouldn't have had to make a choice." Scratch nudges my hand like he understand. I rub his head between his ears.

"Astarion...he’s too good at this act he puts on and she...Sasha will never know what she doesn’t know because I won't tell her...and that's on me. But that doesn't mean I forgive her either. He's more than a 'spawn'.

Astarion and I...we know how to stay alive, how to keep ourselves safe. And that usually means that other people die. Sometimes lots of people…I blink, almost stunned that I’ve let my mind trail down that path, back to those dark waters...

I stand up, and make my way back towards camp, Scratch lopes along in my wake. Astarion or Shadowheart sent him to me, so one of them must be near by...

[oddeyecadia]

a compilation of my pricefield headcanons on twitter bc i feel so normal abt them i need to spread these brainrot like it's the bible

just read an hc that max likes playing with chloe's bracelets. what if she fidgets with them whenever she's anxious too and chloe knows this that's why she keeps wearing more of them. chloe changes them up sometimes but would always keep the one max plays with the most

max definitely does the tiny pinching the back of their shirt thing to chloe whenever they're walking together but not in a cute anime girl way, moreso in a keeping chloe from doing chaotic shit in public way

funny shit abt chloe is she knows behind max's act of indifference, she gets jealous easily. chloe's just more loud about hers. so whenever other people flirts with chloe she just straight up makes out with max in front of them like what happened to hello? how r u? ? my name is?

other than polaroids max would also randomly give chloe rocks when they were kids and chloe kept every single one. years later max grew up to be a crystal collector she has a big ass amethyst tower in her room

chloe is shit at videogames. she plays valorant and is unfortunately a bot frag regular (viper main of course) also she never really grew out of her strategy in fighting games which is basically just press all the button until something explodes. max on the other hand is an absolute god in video games despite not giving a shit about instructions and meta she could still somehow carry the whole team in multiplayers and provide the highest damage when fighting bosses

as much as i love the idea of chloe putting a bow on her pussy or smth as her bday/xmas gift to max i think she'd also be the type to do cheesy shit like taking max to 27 different picture worthy places or drawing the both of them as characters in max's favorite video game or show

max doesn't reply for two minutes and suddenly chloe's doing thirst traps to cope

2022 pricefield would have the noteit app and would send each other notes and pics everyday to display as a widget on their phone. max would often send sunset or nature pics and cute selfies while chloe would use the drawing tool to send max little doodles (and lots of dick drawings)

idc if the general consensus is chloe can't do make up bc in my head she can and she does max's eyeliner by sitting on her lap

baby pricefield crushing on each other is so fucking funny like you have chloe crushing on the quiet kid who's voice would crack during attendance no matter how many times she'd practice beforehand and then u got max crushing on the girl who was caught picking her nose and eat it

my random pf hc of the day is when chloe and max were still a new couple, max went in to give chloe a kiss before going to class/work and they both froze up because WHAT THE FUCK MY BEST FRIEND AND I JUST SMOOCHED before realizing oh yeah we're together, we can do that now. and they just. melt. smiling at each other like idiots cause holy shit they are officially a couple !! the transition from bffs to gfs is so weird in the best way

i just think max kisses chloe's little cheek mole every time they cuddle

[flowersandbirdsflyingfree]

FIRST OF ALL- YOU ARE AN ABSOLUTE GIFT💖

SECOND- perhaps your ‘a night in’ post, but featuring Ultimis?💖💖💖

YOU ARE AN EVEN GREATER GIFT FOR BEING SO SWEET! You can always count on me to be your cheerleader as well💖💖💖💖

A Night In With Ultimis

Edward Richtofen

*Compared to his younger self, he’s way more relaxed when it comes to work. He may meddle with schemes every now and then, but not until his sweet schmoopy falls asleep first. So in the meantime, he’ll probably be very curious to see what you’re up to and do anything in his power to get your attention. Grabby hands included.

*He did say he wanted to take up a new hobby that isn’t opening up a morgue (although I headcanon that in a modern au he’d either be an alchemist or mortician). Believe it or not, he often enjoys doing puzzles sometimes to keep his mind going. He would love to have you help him out with a written puzzle (he’s not keen on jigsaw but he’ll do one if it makes you happy). Edward also loves sweets so maybe you two could bake in the kitchen! I can see the two of you working together with him methodically planning out the measurements for a Swiss roll cake and you stealing the batter and getting scolded… until he gives up and joins in too

*When he isn’t being a horny bastard and banging around the house like a maniac, he’s demanding that you pay attention to him and loves to be a koala to your arm when you both lay down. It’s oddly adorable to see him gazing up to you with such happiness radiating from his smile. The voices eased up so much better with you around, but sometimes he needs to stick closer to you in hopes the nasty thoughts don’t come back. Other times, he will be the big spoon/sit up straight with confidence and have you lean on his shoulder. He’s very charming when the time calls for it. “Oh, darling. I could just stay here with you in my arms forever. You are my one und only.” And then you’re peppered with kisses all over your face.

Tank Dempsey

*Dempsey’s a hardcore gamer and you can’t deny that fact. So that means it’s gaming night again! Oorah! FPS shooters are obvious but he also loves stuff like Mario Kart too. It isn’t always multiplayer games though. If it’s a first player or story-based, you both take turns and enjoy the journey together.

*Depending on the night, he’ll either crack open a nice, cold beer with you or whip up some hot cocoa. He prefers coffee and isn’t a fan of tea at all. But it’s a bad idea to drink any before bed to begin with. Then you both think up of a list for what to do on the weekend. Places to go, seeing if any movies came out, etc. You guys are always up to some sort of adventure together.

*If you’re the cuddly type (like me), then you’ve gotten into Tank’s soft side. He does this little this where he rests his chin on the top of your head and hugs you tightly. You swear it almost sounds like he’s purring. If you’re not, then it’s literally the most shameless make-out session on the planet. But if one thing’s certain, you got him hooked to you. “Night, babe. Get some rest ‘cause we’ve got ass to kick tomorrow.”

Nikolai Belinski

*Nikolai used to go out to bars as late as closing time. There’s a good chance that sometimes it still happens unfortunately. But over time, he knew he had to shape up eventually. Nikolai decided to stay homebound to get out of trouble. He would never forgive himself if he let the fantasies of his 8 wives come true. So he may need vodka to prevent a headache like no other. But he at least makes sure to do it enough to where he won’t get super drunk.

*At the very least, he’s the same as his younger counterpart in that he will watch any movie or TV show with you. He shares the same taste of genres (action, comedies, dramas). But unlike Primis Nikolai, he actually likes crass humor comedies. Yes I’m referring to something like Borat or Jackass because neither are taken seriously. It’s not uncommon for him to fall asleep during a movie. The night usually ends with you curled up on his lap, both of you snoozing in an armchair.

*Russian teddy bear is his full-time job. He will always be the big spoon and he is a very tender lover. Despite his drinking habits, you can at least count on him remaining affectionate and concerned about your needs no matter what. “Is okay, Y/N. Nikolai will keep you save in his strong Soviet arms.”

Takeo Masaki

*Takeo is a grumpy old man who wants to enjoy his peace and quiet. He’s extremely introverted and the only person welcome in his presence is you. He enjoys a hot cup of tea with you. You both essentially have a evening tea party for two.

*He does a lot of healing work, however. Every evening is the chance to meditate. You both started it in silence to clear your thoughts. But through your suggestion, you added soothing ambience. It helps you guys stay grounded from the bustling stress of the outside world. Aside from meditation, you guys started a small scrapbook of the places you’ve traveled. You hope to preserve all of your memories to share with future generations of your family.

*Takeo quietly snuggles up to you but he will be easily flustered from all the affection you give him! He’s hiding under the covers and chuckles when you join him to kiss him again.

[clearwillow]

I feel so silly I've been posting art online for years and I don't think I ever made one of these 😂 in all honesty though? I think a lot of it has to do with thinking people I already talk to know so it'd be irritating them to repeat it, but they really don't know so when they're surprised so am I. But yeah, if there's something you want to know, you're always welcome to ask!

Some random stuff about me:

⭐ Because I work from home my outfits are tank tops and lounge pants (I got those from Amazon and they are *chef's kiss*. That "kimono" from Hot Topic really does drop that low - I'm 5'2" and it looks ridiculous but I love it.

⭐ Copper compression gloves are wonderful.

⭐ I've got a pizza sauce recipe that's like our cheeseball recipe; the longer it sits the hotter it gets. I have no self-control with hot peppers and sauces and one day my stomach will have a hole burned through it because of this 🤣

⭐ I can and will blow through art pencils and micron pens, but I'll also hang onto the tiniest nubs and nearly-dry pens because I am terrible about buying more. I'd buy larger sets of what I use the most, but uh...*sticker shock*

⭐ I prefer physical books, but if it's an author I'm unsure of, I'll try the ebook first. I play Plants vs Zombies 2 more on the kindle than I do read.

⭐ Either I have some green witch magic or I've got mislabled seeds, but since I've started gardening I've managed to grow 4 foot tall dwarf variety marigolds.

⭐ Hated Halloween Kills. Very disappointed in it. I think the setup for 13 Ghosts would make a really freaking cool haunted attraction.

⭐ I love playing Mario Kart Tour, but it's not the same as when I could do online multiplayer in Mario Kart Wii. Up for sharing my friend code if you want to kick my ass lol

⭐ When I say I enjoy anime, I used to enjoy a large range, but since I've gotten older I've learned I just don't care for a lot of newer stories. But I have binged Azumanga Daioh, Bastard!!, Full Metal Panic, and Crayon Shin-chan multiple times.

⭐ I'm fairly sure winter, art block, and imposter syndrome meet up in skinny jeans, UGG boots, and pumpkin spice lattes for brunch every year.

⭐ One more that I forgot when I posted this a couple weeks back on patreon, I have a small Bath and Body Works addiction. Really love the Fairytale and Into the Night scents especially.

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[ramrage]

now tht the dust has settled..... thoughts on mwiii campaign ?

oh god this has probably been sitting here for 27 years, hasn’t it?, my apologies—tumblr mobile is super ass and butt with highlighting inbox notifications, even tho (to me!) theyre the most urgent but WHATEVER!, anyways thank you so much for the ask, the fact that people care about my opinions on anything is so flattering, so i smooch and kiss your head, basically

full, rambling essay (which tbh is way longer than it needs to be) below the cut

id be lying if i said i was pleased, and this is coming from a fannish perspective /as well as/ a plain ol’ gamer perspective.

starting with the fandom bit, specifically The Culling of Soap, because i assume that’s what youre here for:

so, im a complete and utter fool and actively sought out spoilers despite not wanting to see them, so i already knew soap was going to kark it. it is what it is. my hope—tho tbh, it was more of an assumption—was that it was at the very least going to come with nice, high-quality emotional moments to fuel the ghostsoap fire.

which would make sense, no? this was only the 2nd campaign ive ever played, but going off the writing in mw2 and the few scenes ive seen from the 09 campaign, i assumed they’d give a main character’s death a bit of care. like a whole ass heart-wrenching cutscene right after soap got shot. and they really could’ve.

how it went:

- little cutscene with soap (kinda anticlimactically) playing the hero and then getting shot

- return to regular gameplay in which you have to literally just. press a button or two.

but why couldn’t all of the above been a cinematic? like, the gameplay task wasn’t remotely challenging or engaging—it didn’t add to the experience. i can say that it reminded us that we were, in fact, playing a video game and not watching a movie, but?? who the fuck cares? the campaigns shine because they marry visual narrative storytelling with gameplay. ideally, you take the best bits of both to create a whole greater than the sum of its parts, but imo, that was very much not the case.

instead, they used the ash spreading scene as the emotional suckerpunch but omg I am so sorry, that nonsense was BEYOND corny. I was genuinely waiting for the soulful bagpipe rendition of Amazing Grace to start up (as is the tradition for at least irish catholics. i reckon the same goes for their scottish counterparts).

I must recognize the scene’s silver lining, though. That’s right. Three cheers for Ghost looking like the saddest wettest cat to have ever worn BOOHOO MAN joggers. Great choice, by the way, to put the boohooing man in boohoo man. Gotta give it up for that.

But overall, I was rather disappointed by the lack of banter in this campaign. Evidently, there was more banter that I missed, presumably because my style of play is running in guns blazing, screaming “LEEEROY JENKINS”

Which brings me to the Gameplay Section

It was a lot like DMZ! I like DMZ! Which is really fucking lucky because here’s a comprehensive list of mwii and mwiii game modes that are a lot like DMZ

- the campaign

- resurgence

- battle royale

- zombies

- co-op missions

- raids

and now for the game modes that /aren’t/ like DMZ

- multiplayer

I understand the Paper Pusher Powers That Be rushed development severely, hence the massive amount of reused/repurposed content, but like. I don’t care? Fuck that. At the end of the day, we were offered an expensive-ass bowl full of leftovers mixed with heat-and-serve frozen dinners. Not cool, man.

It makes me extra-pissed hearing that the developers got worked to the bone for this, and it pisses me off that they’re receiving a great deal of the heat re: the game sucking. It’s /so/ not their fault that corporate did as corporate does, that being focusing on the money instead of the quality of the product. y’know, the thing that actually compels people to spend money in the first place.

I have no idea how or if they plan on salvaging this, but I hope they do. It’s pretty damn embarrassing if they don’t.

[syrinq]

sy's beautiful list of hypothetical changes for warframe in a perfect world

also known as my SO and i have a love/hate relationship with this game, because it's the closest thing to the 'perfect' multiplayer game that can be played for hours upon hours upon hours, yet so extremely far away from it because of Things.

also known as: we discuss how we'd have approached & designed this game differently, to tailor it to our most perfect needs in a hypothetical alternate universe. because multiplayer games suck ass, generally, but they're the only type that allows playtime extension through content updates. unfortunately they are also awfully painful to plan & turn out to be a mess of code usually, meaning starting from scratch is the best approach to implement ginormous changes, etc. etc. etc.

also known as: i'm making a list out of this in case i somehow ever design my own multiplayer pve/p game so i know Exactly What I Want. or DE somehow releases warframe 2 and are open to suggestions. LOL

*cracks knuckles* This is Fuck Ass Long by the way Haha Oopsiedoodle

the most fun and important thing about warframe has always been its core gameplay loop. the parkour, the shooting, the warframe abilities, all of that shit is *chef's kiss* prime fucking shit. the only gameplay that hits as smooth and satisfying as that mechanic-wise, is fromsoft with its melee combat system that somehow feels like you're playing an fps but melee.

unfortunately that awesome gameplay loop is shoved away to make place for new doohickey cool projects, like open world v5 that isn't really open world, story continuation that's locked behind a linear progress and endless fucking grinding. SO HERE WE GO!

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1.Star chart lvl 1-30 remains the introduction, BUT it serves as an introduction to multiple things aka the beginnings of mission types, warframes, lore/mini quests to understand what the fuck you're actually doing. The nodes for the open worlds? GONE. REMOVE THAT SHIT. WE DON'T NEED POE AS LIKE THE 5TH NODE ON EARTH. keep these shit nodes at the end of a branch & locked until further notice.

We are going starchart old-style, keeping the junctions & the bosses that drop the warframes 'n weapons. This 'introductory chart' should allow the new player to get their first few equipment shit, in order to get prepared for The Next Things. It also will give the player 'mandatory' tools to navigate said Next Things, such as the railjack, archwing & necramech introduced earlier, rather than 500h+ into the game.

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2. 'Content islands' should be handled like WoW new players are irredeemably fucked if they want to do the new war. the amount of required grinding you've got to do to get there, BECAUSE MOST RELEASED CONTENT IS MANDATORY, is awful. fucking. awful. who wants to go through the star chart, get open world rep, get a railjack, get a necramech, etc. etc. just to see how the story continues? it's a linear rollercoaster that you can't get off of, and this is utterly awful if you're a newcomer with limited information i propose dlcs like world of warcraft instead. CONTENT ISLANDS SHOULD BE OPTIONAL INSTEAD OF MANDATORY TO ENGAGE WITH AND TO PROGRESS FURTHER IN THE GAME. if you want to hear the entire story? yeah, you CAN do them, but you aren't FORCED to grind your brains out. blah blah blah, i get that it's a combination of poor decisions & shit planning & f2p methods, but still. as a result they're doing 'duviri is an alt. start heehee', but come on. these ''content islands'', such as the open worlds and railjack missions, should be introduced after the initial star chart is finished AND PROPERLY ALSO RATHER THAN RANDOM BUTTON X IN THE CODEX FOR QUEST Y.

okay. locking story behind story quest to tell it linearly, FAIR AND SQUARE. but to require 84914309328 farming things, fucking railjack, etc., is fucking ridiculous. these separate 'content islands' should be independent from each other and not depend on each other for mandatory 500+ hours of farming. this is TORTURE

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3. More star charts notice how i said initial star chart? yeah, so, imagine, instead of the fucking steel path, IMAGINE a brand new star chart of some imaginary solar system/galaxy. the 2nd star chart introduces new tile sets, new missions, new enemies/factions that further pull the player into the world of warframe, and runs from lvl 30-60. possibly up to 90. with the increased difficulty, this is also where ''other methods'' can be allowed/introduced, such as a necramech in missions for boss fights or with a cooldown for example. necramechs should have that feeling of power armour from fallout, not some limited corn cob you can only utilise in an ''open world'' setting. yet you somehow need that for a story mission. what the fuck. and then, steel path difficulty, is the 3rd star chart, that is yet another one with new tiles/factions/whatever, and runs from 100+ to whatever the fuck steel path does. this is WHERE YOU REALLY CRANK YOUR BRAIN, aka a more gradual 'difficulty shift' towards steel path. rather than going from mindless fuckbeast killing to CHESS MASTER IQ 1MILL AND STRATEGISING WHAT YOU USE, this is fucking dumb. going from 0-100 literally

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4. If you make a content island, don't hop on the hype train yeah yeah, duviri paradox and you can ride a horse and melee people with your drifter like you're playing fucking elden ring. sea shanty song because popular pirate game released.

it's so obvious that big updates like this are a try-out experiment to try the Next Big Cool Thing because Epic and have new gimmicks. yes, it can pull in more new players or let old players return. but then they stray away because new content's locked behind 483924320 hours of farming. so that's a le epic fail

content islands for multiplayer games happen. hell they happen for singleplayer games. the problem here is that when they fundamentally feel so DIFFERENT from the main gameplay, is that it gets fucking stupid. railjack? makes sense. you're in space.

you go into duviri to level up your drifter rogue-style...... ??? huh?????? i thought we were playing in skinny mecha suits? what the fucking hell?

and once you're done with content, you're done, you're never looking back. the new war gameplay experience with the grineer & corpus guy, neat! but now kahl is fucking stuck at a singular farming access point for the rest of his life, offering nothing interesting ever again. he's clem in a new suit. fucking. Hell. can we stop prioritising OHH NEW SHINY! and you know. make everything actually make sense & polish old stuff here and there.

and making content islands dependent on each other, so it ''links them together'' in the most awful way possible, is also dumb. it's only dependent because you need shit from old world y for new warframe z. THAT'S STUPID! KEEP IT SEPARATE IF YOU WILL, OR ONLY UTILISE BASE-GAME RESOURCES. YOU'RE INTRODUCING A MILLION NEW THINGS AND IT IS AWFUL! FUCK YOUR OROKIN FISH THAT I HAVE TO SLAUGHTER FOR MY SINGULAR (1) FRAME RECIPE!

IMAGINE INSTEAD, you have to revisit something for a new quest/update sometimes (not always), and it feels somehow different, instead of the same but +100 levels or it's alad v but now with an std! gods!

the most useful 'content island' that's frequently used still is nightwave, despite how fucking odd its beginnings are. that shit with the investigating some murder scene. what in the fucking hell man, what is this, i'm sherlock-fucking-holmes with a katana in space? why am i helping out this random woman. why am i screaming at some ginormous statue. what in the goddamn. at least the weeklies are relevant.

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5. (Re)implement raids or 'dungeons' & LOVE tileset generation the random tileset generation, ARE WE GOING TO USE IT FOR MORE THAN JUST STARCHART MISSIONS? IMAGINE, specially-crafted tilesets for raids or dungeons, that also randomise each time you do them with 8 folks, so it keeps it fresh regardless of the objectives! and then there can also be special maps for these things to begin with!

why are there so many set maps now? citrine's last wish. the open worlds (understandable in that regard). quest number 100 that goes somewhere unknown with a specially-crafted area that you never go to again. you bitches remember the red veil? is harrow just chilling with them now? i don't know nor care

why do some starchart planets STILL have extremely similar tilesets, or ones that are incredibly frustrating to navigate? fuck me, i hate the derelict and uranus and that one icy planet i forgot the name of. faction-linked tilesets, fine for multiple star charts, but, gods, imagine more planet-linked tilesets that actually show the personality of the planet and how said faction has adapted itself to it. you know, besides water floors and doors on them. that'd be cool!

then they dare introduce the zariman mission with a new tileset but then it's just..... there. one new thing to the starchart, that you can't even get to for a million years. didn't we have this supposed earth rework like 483294032 years ago? god. i feel old and i'm only in my 20s.

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6. MAKE ACTUAL OPEN WORLDS love it when you go into fortuna or some shit and do the same 5 bounties on the same 5 places until you're dead. okay, fine, you can do multiple missions in a row without leaving the map, BUT THERE IS NO POINT. MAKING THESE MANDATORY TO GET REP AND A NECRAMECH OR FIGHT THE ORB MOTHER ALSO IS FUCKING DUMB!

there should be more than just those bounties on the same 5 places. keeping them is fine, whatever. BUT COME ON, WHERE'S THE OPEN? EIDOLON IS LITERALLY JUST A FIELD

imagine, you explore, and you find a secret hidden boss that gives new warframe parts. never advertised in the trailer. it's just some guy there. you know, elden ring style! discovery! npcs walking about like you're in skyrim and you get credits for saving them or whatever, instead of HAVING to go to ''enemy camps'' and then you get spotted and shot! for what? NOTHING

what if there were optional (mini-)quests in the open world that could reward you with shit more useful than 5k credits? or share a bit more on the lore? the introduction to gara's quest without having to listen to onkko who looks like he's about to die. there's no ''open'' in open world if you only add in bounties, some stupid fishing mechanic, mining and tranquilising animals like you're in ark: survival evolved

also. for the LOVE OF GOD I CAN'T SEE WHAT'S HAPPENING IN POE OR DEIMOS. FORTUNA IS THE CLEAREST I CAN SEE AND YET IT REMAINS SHIT TO NAVIGATE! WHY DID YOU ADD FAST TRAVEL POINTS AFTER 5 MILLION YEARS? THE PARTICLE EFFECTS THE FOLIAGE THE BRIGHT COLOURS GOD MY EYES AND MY BRAIN

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7. Rewrite that entire fucking mess of a story In an ideal world, the operator wouldn't exist because Fuck Them Kids. Get the drifter instead sacrifice-way, if we REALLY need to have a ''mech pilot'' so fucking badly. The introduction to these quests should be smoother, at least HINTS of it when you go through the initial star chart, rather than having to find out through the wiki, inbox or codex that -apparently- these things exist.

imagine, a new node pops up after a certain point in progression, and you're like owo what's this? BOOM. YOU GET SUCKED INTO THE TITANIA QUEST. or alternatively there's a mysterious cutscene that draws your attention once you finish the node, BUT then the problem of that is the amount of quests that'd be introduced & then overwhelm the new player.

also why can everything be thrown back to the orokin as the origin of all that is there? we're in space, for fuck's sake, give me more unique aliens! more outer forces at play besides those sentients that look like walking matchsticks!

you'd think life would be a bit more varied than blue long-armed humans, regular humans, capitalist humans, cloned humans & humans infested with fungi & humans so infested they became mech suits & sticks invented by the blue humans. oh and telepathic kids.

you're a multiplayer game. THERE IS CREATIVITY IN THOSE FRAME DESIGNS. YOU CAN DO THE SAME FOR THE FUCKING WORLD BUILDING, INSTEAD OF SLAPPING A SHINY LIGHT ON A HUMAN AND CALLING IT A NARMER. YOU ARE AS AWFUL AS MARVEL IN TERMS OF ALIEN DESIGN writing a better story is also heavily hindered by the fact it's a multiplayer game. how am i supposed to believe I AM THE ONE SPARKY if there's about 10 million other bitches besides me on fortuna? tailoring it to fit the multiplayer narrative would also make it more immersive and believable, aka you're not JUST the only one. you're just a speck of nothing in the grander scheme of things, or whatever.

this'd also allow multiplayer quests for once, because solo-ing every story-related thing is a bit.... eugh. admittedly, they did scale things to be 'bigger' with yapping about the zariman update, and I Get That Multiplayer Game Planning Is Awful And Is Messy, but god fucking damn. incoherent mess with 10 million buzzwords, plotholes and whatever else exists. YOU CAN BE INCOHERENT AND INCONSISTENT. BUT IF IT'S A STORY TO BE CONSUMED BY AN AUDIENCE, THAT AIN'T GOOD BUDDY!

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8. In an ideal world the Warframes are actually Just Guys Unique abilities? Yes please. Unique idle animations? Yes please still. However WHY do SOME warframes get special roll animations while others don't? It's fucking dumb. There should be a 'standard' at least for particular body types, aka Grendel Big And His Arm Is Clipping Because Of Standard Animation. this also adds more onto the feel that warframes are unique and ''alive'' rather than skin puppets. because seriously Fuck Them Operator Kids And Drifter Adults (But Less)

have a main animation set (walking/jumping/rolling/etc.) for the 'average' body. have one for flying types. have one for bigger bodies. have one for smaller bodies. etc.

i don't want that airy feel with zephyr like she's incredibly awful to control. give her unique animations instead, and begone with that walking-on-clouds shit! rhino's walk should FEEL HEAVY BECAUSE HE'S HEAVY! hypothetically, what if grendel bullet-jumped around like he's some kind of sonic ball, instead of being as agile as the skinniest skin puppet? EVEN MORE PERSONALITY, BABY, RATHER THAN VALKYR 2.0!

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9. A BIT MORE customisation freedom & optimisation The regular classic palette should be fully unlocked to every single player normally. I AM SO GODDAMN TIRED OF ALL THE WHITE/BLACKS + GREENS OR OTHER BRIGHT COLOUR. additional palettes being 75p that's fine whatever. why don't we include more cosmetic shit in login rewards or quest/nightwave shit that isn't a random wall picture?

material customisation should've been a thing from the start. though the way they do it now with voidshell skins, is fine really. BUT IN MY IDEAL WORLD, part of customisation normally.

amps/customisable weapons/whatever should be able to get their names changed always for free, though possibly at a cooldown interval of a month because. idk. database issues or whatever. you can also name rename regular weapons after max. rank and pets with platinum, sure that's fine whatever. imagine being able to give your own warframes a name as well. customised names for non-modified things should still show up to other players as nezha, baza prime, etc. because otherwise Confusing As Fuck, Baby!

the tennogen shit? that's fucking awesome, keep it coming. big minus of that, is when tennogen shit is out-of-date once the prime releases, and that Sick Ass Revenant Immortuous Helmet looks fucking HORRIBLE due to material differences. (another reason i'm an advocate for material customisation from the get-go)

some customisation shit should just be free. I GET THAT IT'S F2P. BUT WE DON'T REALLY NEED TO PAY FOR FACE TATTOOS. FACE TATTOOS, FOR FUCK'S SAKE! the older/outdated a cosmetic is, the cheaper it should be if made by DE. why do you want me to pay 50 plat for what's essentially a moving texture on a 2D plane. this shit should be like 15. I'M LOOKING AT YOU ASA SYANDANA. this is the same shit as nintendo still asking 60 quid for yoshi's doodoo world that came out in the 1950s or whatever. FUCK YOU, WHY DON'T YOU REALISE MORE PEOPLE WILL BUY IT AT LOWER PRICES IF IT'S BEEN A (REALLY) LONG TIME?

also: optionally, tennogen artists should be able to permanently 'lower' prices of their older items if they want to. good thing DE is doing tennogen sales tho, i guess

recolours of syandanas/armours/similar cosmetics (I'M LOOKING AT YOU, BARO KI'TEER PRISM SHIT!) should be treated as skins rather than separate items. it clogs up the fucking menu so bad. do it like fortnite skins, or, you know, how you select the appearance of something with weapons.

"BUT SY, WHAT IF I GET THE RECOLOUR FIRST" yeah so this system is dumb to begin with. cosmetics with recoloured versions should be rewarded for free rather than pay 50p-100p a recolour. TAKE THAT, AVIA ARMOUR SET

also can we stop having those cinematic market preview shots of new frames and whatever. i can't see what the fuck i'm looking at let alone what the thing looks like. ew

AND HEY. I KNOW WISP IS A FAN-FAVOURITE AND YOU KEEP RELEASING SKINS TO GET THAT SWEET $$$, BUT FUCK ME, I WANT COSMETICS FOR LESSER-LOVED WARFRAMES MORE OFTEN! FUCK YOU ASS-LOVING BITCHES

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10. I Get That It's Spaghetti/Years Upon Years Of Code But Wow These Bugs Are Random XD saryn my poor girl i am so sorry for your loss of a cracked spine and having your innards penetrated by whatever this new positioning bug is in the market preview

my poor baby mustard will remain forever a premature piece of cyst. poor thang isn't even alive. undeveloped flesh beast. (Note that this has been an issue for uh..... At least a year at this point)

sigh.

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*insert 2-hour break here because holy fuck the drifter faces are horrendous and i just HAD to fix mine's even though they've got a hood on 24/7*

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11. Old Frame New Jacket You know what those fuckers at Hi-Rez do for smite? when an old ass model gets so ugly, they make it a new sculpt + model. The old version is still attached as an extra skin. you wanna look at sobek's glow up? of course you do.

what a beautiful boy!

anyway. can we do this for excalibur and nyx and whatever. you can switch between the old/new version and accompanying tennogen skins just fine. but still. my poor boy excalibur looking like a loose candy wrapper on the street

this also helps with keeping the art consistent. like, okay, i get it, excalibur looks basic as fuck, you're more prone to buy a skin for him. but this is just lame

cosmetics bring in money. fashionframe is endgame. i get it. fine. but fucking hell can we also stop implementing things that look way cool, but ruin the practicality of play?

ephemera wings? fuck you especially. fuck you extremely hard. 10 million warframe effects and it's just a visual mess upon visual mess.

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12. Fuck That Farming Grind Extreme 1000 some bitches love farming. i don't. there should be more QoL to farming as well as better RNG rates & less RNG occurrence in general & better amounts of resource drops, especially for endless missions.

it should be a crime that there's double RNG upon RNG. RNG for getting a specific relic. so you can put in a stupid item, to increase RNG chances to get that specific item you want from it. that's SINFUL. AWFUL. WHO CAME UP WITH THIS? I'M GOING TO HAUNT YOU

why are the rotations like AABC? that's fucking stupid. why do you get so many shit things on rotation C only, aka after 20 minutes of wasting your painful life? can't we do it like khora, where you have a chance to get a part on rotation A, then B, then C? you know? more efficient time instead of purposefully making the player go fucking insane and then give in to buy with plat?

i got a life, homie, i cannot dedicate to the grind full-time. waiting 3 days for a frame you crafted, fine, whatever. but timegating a lot of shit behind that 20-minute mark, oh you're just asking to be punched

the faction rep farming with the tokens from deimos? good change. they should keep that. although farming rep in general is god awful and those rates should be lowered to begin with. why the fuck do you need to be rank 5 of the main faction and then rank 5 of the side faction to get some stupid wristband for your mecha pilot. that's dumb.

and the recent thing with citrine, that you can farm resources to buy from some guy to guarantee the part? also good! keep doing more of that shit, instead of locking the latest warframe behind arbitrations, which REQUIRES YOU TO DO X AND Y AND Z AND THE ALPHABET and you're 85 and about to die. god. this is awful.

AND HEY. WHY DO I NEED 120K FUCKING ALLOY PLATES FOR A FUCKING INCUBATOR JUST SO I CAN GET A STUPID CAT TO WALK AROUND MY SHIP? WHAT THE HELL

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13. Fuck Them Power Creeps, Give Me Actual Challenge the modding system is already complicated enough and you add a whole new set of power mods again, now from the archons? why do we even still have damaged mods? that's stupid. rid of them. god. i'm going to jump off a cliff.

I LIKE IN THE STAR CHART THAT IT'S DIFFICULT WHEN YOU START OUT! YOU DIE! YOUR BULLETS DO SHIT DAMAGE! NOBODY FUCKING CARES ABOUT AOE OR YOU! THE ENERGY & HEALTH MANAGEMENT COULD BE A TAD BETTER BUT STILL!

for the love of god can we stop this power creep. fine, you one-shot every single thing when you know what you're doing. but can we just not have this at all? one-shotting lvl1-30 enemies. fine. whatever.

sorties and arbitrations and similar are fine also, but, come on, dude, that's just an endless defense mission with an increased level for ''difficulty''. that's dumb. and also the fact you can one-shot them. where's the design in that?

red crits constantly in steel path shit after learning your stupid shield gate and navigation skills? i think that's dumb. it's a nobrainer. you have 0 thoughts doing warframe like this and it makes the grind unenjoyable, ALTHOUGH EASIER to get through

increase the difficulty, NOT BY JUST LEVELS! lower the amount of shit power warframes and weapons can get! why is AOE still the meta! why are boss fights only increased in ''difficulty'' by giving them invulnerability, gated health bars or disabling your abilities! that's so fucking stupid!

MAYBE INTRODUCE MORE ENVIRONMENTAL MECHANICS FOR SPECIAL OCCASIONS LIKE BOSSES ALSO. THAT ISN'T JUST *corpus hound blares and spins lasers in a cone, also known as your average spy mission* OR *guy screams and there's water and you just have to jump up a little*

why do people have to learn stupid mechanics like shieldgating in order to get crazy mad unkillable with a 100armour frame with no health mods, instead of, i don't know, utilising the actual tools at disposal! can we balance warframes and weapons more for a more even playground! good fucking gods. the game is fucking pve, but the only pve available is the loot & the parkouring & useless minigames in open worlds. WHAT ELSE

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14. I am New and I Need Mommy new player experience remains absolute dogshit JUST because of the focus on new stuff & the fact that it very heavily deviates from what you start out as

hello? in-game wiki? or at least more comprehensive tutorials that aren't a stupid wall of text like we're playing a jrpg. i will Not Remember what you said about the modding system. like at all.

the fact that you will NOT survive without the wiki or someone to teach you is utterly awful for the survivability of a f2p game. how in the fuck warframe's still standing is sometimes beyond me. fun gameplay loop maybe. jesus

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15. Prime shit should be Better than 10% health stat increase Hello? you're missing out on the opportunity to make primes actually fully worth it, besides a new look with overwhelming gold ornaments. or, you know, someone wants nidus, but nidus prime already came out, so, you know, why bother with the regular one unless it's for MR

what if abilities were also just stronger? so. you know. it actually feels more like a prime rather than a golden iphone you bought from the store, only because you didn't like your black iphone. sigh.

the increasing amount of fucking normal tex lines + details on primes (and newer frames in general) is also god awful.

HELLO? I CAN'T DISTINGUISH NOR READ THIS VISUALLY

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16. Companions are still pretty much useless yeah girl i love going into steel path and then my sentinel is immediately dead because this motherfucker's health is so sad and bad. the CONSTANT notification of a pet dying because it's in a high-level defense mission. god. help

at this point you might as well make companions fucking invincible and only have them for flair or small QoL changes. you know... how mmos do it... like the sucking up items with a sentinel. the fact that my sentinel can just kill starchart enemies on its own is dumb, yet it dies immediately if it comes close to level 60.

companions are never going to have the usefulness of palicoes in monster hunter and frankly they shouldn't do that either. we already got frames. we already got weapons. cats having a random farm boon. fine. pet the dog maybe. also fine. BUT WE ARE IN A SKIN SUIT FOR A REASON, BOYS!

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17. Redundant & inconsistent things that should be rid of or fixed archwing should only be a means of quick travel in open worlds and railjack. why are there still archwing missions. fuck uranus for having so much fucking water.

why do we need to keep track of 4839248320923090423 resources with each new update? this is so fucking awful. i'm holding my entire inventory and 5 of each component falls out. goodbye. why do we even have so many status types also when there's a clear preference for viral + heat?

the abundance of mods? fuck that. why do we need primed. why do we need archon mods. why do we need arcane mods. why do we even have umbra at this point. simplify it, for god's sake, there's a bazillion things at this point that basically do the SAME THING so you can only STACK IT. BUT FOR WHAT? WHAT'S THERE TO KILL BESIDES STEEL PATH OR ARCHONS WITH THOSE MODS? TELL ME FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

WHY IS THE OPERATOR/DRIFTER EQUIPMENT UI DIFFERENT THAN THE WARFRAME ONE? WHAT THE FUCK? DO WE REALLY NEED 5 MILLION BUTTONS IN THE MENU AND UI, IT'S SO OVERWHELMING

newly-introduced ''pity systems'' or changed mechanics should be also applied to older versions. why the fuck is the mining game different still, if you use the poe drill vs. the fortuna drill vs. the deimos drill? why the fuck is getting a dog fundamentally different to a cat to a moa. WHY DID THEY NEVER INTRODUCE TOKENS FOR FORTUNA & POE? THIS IS SO FUCKING DUMB AND INCONSISTENT!

syndicates are also so fucking redundant, with their expanded system compared to usefulness in practice? what? i'm picking between pokemon sword & shield to see which special frame-specific mods i can get besides relic packs? and also who'll sometimes come to assassinate me? that's it? and i can pick out of 6 different factions with a different look that you could've definitely built more on lore-wise? but the only one you basically build on is teshin for some reason? christ.

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18. Where is the multiplayer in my multiplayer game? you can solo shit if you want to. farming and gaining xp becomes a fuckton easier with a squad. maybe you can do steel path easier. but that's it. most of the time you're in random squads. forgettable usernames. forgettable places. etc. etc.

with the previous point about difficulty and also a more multiplayer-tailored story, this can also just boost multiplayer interaction over solo. it's a multiplayer game ffs, why is the main story acted out solo?

it's the same with any multiplayer game that's too piss easy. remember classic warcraft? yeah i didn't play that, but fucking hell bitches would get into a party and become friends over fucking questing.

this is a general anonymosity issue with the internet/gaming/whatever as a whole, but still, fuck me, warframe literally doesn't feel like a multiplayer game whatsoever. utilise that mechanic besides shitty host migrations and crossplay! god! there's barely even any pvp!

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19. For Fun Gimmicks should stay For Fun Why in the hell is there a faction for a hoverboard in fortuna......... Why do I need to tranquilise 5 fucking animals for 1 plushie and that's the Only Way I Can Get Him........ God. Good god why can't it just be simpler and easier. this is so fucking stupid, holy fuck. farming for cosmetics, fine. farming for a stupid plushie so your ship looks less bland and depressing, that's just dropkicking the player into a chasm

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*add in comment here that my post is getting so long that it's making the tumblr editor glitch. this is extremely funny to me i am writing a book here*

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20. Mastery rank is a fucking sham locking things behind mastery rank is fucking dumb, especially if they require something like MR10 and you get the equivalent of a starter weapon. my god.

mastery rank is there to show your 'progress' of the game, but really the majority of it is levelling gear. discovering new locations and quests only add so little. do you know how stupid that sounds?

what the fuck am i mastering here? how to shoot a guy with my goddamn hek? what da hek is going on?

it is true that mastery rank can be more-or-less tied to someone's experience with the game, but even then it's flawed. it's not a good indicator. the rewards you get from the tests, fine, great, but other than that, it's just another fucking bar to fill, like, you know, the millions of other bars in this fucking game

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21. There is always fucking Something You Don't Know when it takes over 1k hours to learn of something new, especially if it's a required or fundamental part of the game, that's so fucking stupid. i still don't touch steel path despite min-maxing my warframes. i still don't use specters or whatever the fuck. i don't care enough to do sorties or arbitrations or whatever because fuck me what do they give me? nothing of worth to me.

some see it as a bonus that there's always something to learn. i agree. but if it's for fundamental systems that will be required in the journey (EVENTUALLY), then, you know. that's. so. stupid.

look at this fucking shit ass table of game mechanics, some technical in the background, most of them part of your moment-to-moment epic gaming.

like what the actual fuck? it's so clear that you can build upon coding, or reinvent coding to copy-paste it into a new zone (multiple areas that count as your 'decoration zone'). yet by multiplying what's essentially the same, you're just, again, bloating the system with useless crap that could've just utilised the original base.

the last time i actually saw a new fitting mechanic, was when disruptions were introduced, because, wow, that was an actual entire new game mode, rather than copy-paste defense but NOW with gems to collect. sheesh. again, this is the focus on shiny new & adding more shit onto the pile, rather than keeping it more concise. eugh

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22. I'm feeling 22 i'm actually not 22. my head is empty and this is like an essay. there is 4832948230 more things but above? yeah that's about the majority of it.

here is an irrelevant beast you will never see on mars ever but only about once maybe.

that's my ted talk. good bye

[marquez-junky8920]

i ask for the request plzz ☺️ Marc Marquez & reader is a marriage couple for quite a few years and they still haven’t had baby yet, and one day his family invited you to his parents home to have a family dinner and in the middle of the dinner night his mom suddenly ask both of you guys about kids so after that night marc & reader start to 🧨🎇 *you know 😏🤭*

thank you!!!

This gets... Very smutty at the end. Do enjoy. 😏

Oh Baby!

"Good morning, my love." you heard Marc's husky morning voice came from behind you. Turning around to say good morning, you took the opportunity to check him out - sweatpants hanging dangerously low on hips, no shirt on, and his bed head very evident from a very needed night's rest.

"That stare is violating." he joked, covering himself up like he was shameful.

"Hey, it's there on display, I'm gonna drool over it. After all, it's all mine." you smirked, picking up his left hand and showing him his own wedding ring.

"That street goes both ways sweetheart." he winked, swatting your ass as you went back to what you were cooking.

"Whatcha making?" he asked, hugging you from behind and watching you cook.

"Just some eggs and bacon. You want some?" you turned to him to peck his lips. "Since I know you'll burn down the kitchen otherwise."

"Hey, that's foul play!" he laughed, placing a kiss on your neck before grabbing some plates from the cabinet. "Yes please. Your cooking is amazing." he groaned.

The thing with Marc is that even though he can't really cook much, he helps you around the kitchen in other ways. Getting plates, silverware, drinks, napkins, and cleaning up after you're done. It's his way of showing you that he appreciates you cooking for him and keeping him well fed. And he's great at loading a dishwasher, oddly enough. He's always happy to return the favor to you when he sees you giving your all to him.

"Hey, my parents called me when I woke up earlier. They want us to come to the family dinner tonight. You wanna go?" he asked, putting a forkful of food in his mouth as you nodded.

"Yeah, absolutely! I love those dinners. Your mom's cooking blows mine out of the water." you giggled, sipping at some water while you sat at the table with him.

"I'm literlly the only one in my family that can hardly cook, what the hell..." he giggled, visibly thinking about what he can cook. "Hey, I can cook a mean steak though."

"Oooo yeah you can. You're pretty good at grilling! Give yourself some credit." you said, rubbing his back with your hand and leaning over to kiss him.

"You got anything you want to do today before dinner tonight?" you asked, taking his plate to the sink after he finished.

"Not really honestly. I just want to hang out around our house with my wonderful wife." he smiled, grabbing your waist and pulling you to him while he sat on the kitchen chair.

"Mm... I love you." you smiled, squishing his cheeks as you kissed him.

"Love you too babe."

"Hey, let's play a game on the PS4!" you suggested, walking into the living room.

"Is this an invite for me to kick your ass in the MotoGP game?" he asked, grabbing a controller and laughing as you pushed his arm.

"Hey, I did better last time! I made it 1 lap without eating shit." you laughed, snuggling into his side as you started up the game.

"Here, try this. Lemme show you." he said, going to a training session and letting you hold the controller while his hands controlled your motions.

"When you go into a turn, tilt the bike like this, and then as you slowly start to move the stick to stand the bike back up, start pressing the button for the gas and you'll go wider out of the turn." he explained calmly, watching you take over the controller again.

"There you go! Exactly like that!" he said, cheering you on. "Now you're ready for some real competition." he smirked, cracking his fingers and grabbing his controller.

"It's on."

Loading up the multiplayer, Marc of course chose his own bike. Just out of spite, you chose Fabio's bike since he was a rival.

"That's cold." he said, throwing a playful glare your way and sticking his tongue out at you.

"Niiiice turn babe!" he cheered, actually happy that you had taken 1st place after that flawless turn.

"Noooo! Stop it!" you yelled, Marc's contagious laugh echoing through the apartment as he nudged your bike when he rode next to you in the game.

"Ah fuck!" he shouted, grabbing his hair as he crashed out in the last lap on the last corner.

"HAHAAAA! I win!" you cheered, tossing your arms in the air and laughing in victory.

"That was a good race. You've really improved on those turns. I think I have some real competition now." he put his controller on the table and tackled you to the couch.

"Ahh! What are you doing?" you squealed, holding onto him before you rolled onto the floor.

"Kissing my wife." he smiled, moving your hair out of your face before planting his soft lips onto yours. "Is that a crime?"

"Not in the least." you hummed, hooking your leg around his waist as he rested his weight on top of you and snuggled his face in your neck.

"Let's just sleep all day." he groaned, pulling a blanket over you both and sighing as you laid on his still bare chest.

"Sounds like a plan." you kissed his chest and then closed your eyes to go to sleep.

-

"Babygirl..." you heard Marc's velvety voice in your ear. "It's time to wake up."

"Mmm..." you whined, snuggling further into him causing him to chuckle.

"My god you're too cute for your own good." he sighed, kissing your forehead.

"C'mon. Let's go shower before we go to dinner." he said, sitting up on the couch.

"Kiss first." you tapped your lips and puckered them. He grabbed the back of your neck and leaned down to kiss you roughly. His tongue peaked through your lips and you gladly let him do it. You knew it was useless to fight him because he always won. When he pulled away, you were slightly out of breath and your cheeks were red.

"Wow... Okay." you said, sitting up and smiling in a daze at him.

You took a shower first since you took the longest to get ready. You wanted to look nice for his family and he appreciated that. He always told you that you were beautiful no matter how you looked. You really think that you could be wearing a trash bag, and Marc would be head over heels in love with you like the day he married you.

"Hey babe, what dress should I wear?" you asked, bringing your two options to Marc. He always had a good fashion sense.

"Oh jeez... Hard choice." he said. "Hold up the pink one.... Now the black one."

"Definitely black. Accentuates my favorite part of you." he bit his lip and checked you out, eyes lingering on your chest to reveal his weakness.

"Thank you honeyyy." you smiled and pecked his cheek before running to the closet to change into the sundress that Marc picked for you. Putting on your shoes, you walked out of the closet to see Marc grabbing his wallet off the dresser and doing a double take.

"Whoa..." he whistled, looking you up and down as you spun in a slow circle to show him all angles. "You look... Incredible. My god I'm so thankful I wifed you." he smiled, his hand running to the small of your back as his lips kissed at your neck.

"Ugh... Wearing my favorite perfume too? You're trying to kill me." he groaned, nipping lightly at your exposed shoulder.

"C'mon. We're gonna be late." you grabbed your purse and kissed him before walking out the door.

Marc always had a habit of driving with his hand on your inner thigh. No matter where you were going, he was always either holding your hand or your inner thigh in the car. Not in a sexual way, just in a way that made you feel protected and loved. You loved that habit and you wouldn't change anything about it.

"Mama! How are you?" Marc smiled, hugging his mom before greeting his dad and his brother Alex.

"Bueno, bueno! Holaaaa!" she greeted you and hugged you.

"Hola Mrs. Marquez, Mr. Marquez!" you greeted them both with hugs.

"Hey Alex!" you hugged him as he greeted you as well.

"My goodness it smells amazing in here." you sniffed, walking into the kitchen to see what Marc's mother was cooking.

"This was Marc and Alex's favorite food when they were little. Terrible for the body, but good for the soul." she laughed heartily and rubbed your arm.

"You'll have to give me a recipe! We gotta keep these boys fed somehow." you looked over at Marc, his brother, and their father. You saw nothing but smiles from all of them and heard nothing but laughter. Marc definitely got his laugh from his dad.

"Dinner is ready!" you shouted, all eyes on you as everyone crowded into the kitchen to serve their plates.

"So Marc, have you been treating my favorite daughter-in-law well?" his mom asked when she sat down, looking at him quizzically.

"Of course. You and papa did raise a gentleman after all." he said, looking over at you and smiling a warm smile.

"Have you talked about kids?" his dad asked, mother smacking his leg.

"Julià! Not at the table." she scolded, everyone busting out into laughter.

"We actually haven't talked about it yet. But we will one day for sure." you said. You knew both you and Marc wanted kids someday, but the topic had just never come up in conversation until now. It would be nice to have a little Marquez to add to the family.

"No pressure dear. Don't mind him, he's just excited." Roser rubbed your back.

Some time passed and the conversation flowed to Alex and Marc was talking to him about the next race they had together.

"Is everyone done?" Roser asked, standing up from the table to begin cleaning the kitchen.

"Yes. That was delicious. Thank you so much mama." Marc and Alex said, kissing her cheek as she grabbed their plates.

"Here, let me help." you offered, only to have Roser tell you that she had it handled. You stayed seated at the table with Marc and just admired how he acted around his family. He was the definition of a family man - great with kids, still having a childish streak in himself to compliment that fact, great with everyone in his family, and loved the fact that he came from a big family. It gave him a sense of pride that you loved to see him wear on his sleeve. He would never hesitate to put family first above all.

As you sat lost in thought, you hadn't realized that an hour had passed already. It was time to leave.

"Bye! Thank you so much for dinner! It was so nice to see you all again." you hugged Julià, Roser, and Alex goodbye before Marc had his turn. Getting to the car, he opened your door for you and closed it before getting in and starting the car.

"I'm so stuffed I feel like I could pop any second now." you groaned, feeling how full your belly was.

"I know. I'm in a food coma." Marc groaned with you, pulling out of the driveway and beginning the drive home. A comfortable silence fell between you two until Marc spoke up.

"You were awfully quiet after dinner. Is everything alright?" he asked, looking over at you, then back to the road.

"Yeah! Yeah, just thinking, that's all."

"About what?"

"About us. Our future and what it holds for us." you sighed, rubbing your thumb on the back of his hand.

"And what do you see in our future?"

"I see a couple kids." you blurted out, watching his face to see if this was something he wanted.

"Are you ready to have kids and start a family together?" he asked. "You know I'm ready, but I don't want you to push yourself because you think I'm tired of waiting." he clarified quickly.

"No, Marc. I want to have children with you. I want to grow old with you and watch our kids grow up to make us grandparents. I want to start a family with you." you said, putting his hand over your stomach as his thumb rubbed over it.

"When do you want to start?" he asked.

"How about tonight?" you smirked, biting your lip and looking over at him. He quirked an eyebrow at you and shook his head.

"And I'm the horny one..." he laughed, pulling up in the driveway to your home. His hand was still on your stomach and he looked at it.

"You would look pretty damn sexy carrying our child." he admitted, turning off the car and rushing inside. As soon as you got inside, Marc was all over you. He pushed you against the now closed front door and put your arms above your head as he made out with you heavily. Breathy and tongue tied, you whimpered when he bit your lip lightly and went down to kiss your weak spot on your neck.

"Fuck..." you sighed, reaching to take off his shirt, raking your nails lightly along his abs causing goosebumps to rise on his tan skin.

"Jump." he said, prepared to catch you as you wrapped your legs around his waist for him to carry you to the bedroom. His face was so close to your breasts, and he couldn't resist at sliding the material to the side of your right breast and take your nipple in his mouth. He groaned at the sound you made, somewhere between a gasp and a moan. Laying you down on the bed, he removed the dress from your shoulders and focused on your chest for a moment before he continued. He made sure to suck purple marks on the sensitive skin of each breast, pulling away to admire how needy you were for him already.

"So beautiful. Already so needy for me." he chuckled, kissing his way down your body as he pulled the dress down further and further until it pooled by the side of the bed.

"Shut up and kiss me Marquez." you whined, pulling him to you by his belt loops and moaning when you felt his dick brush against your core. He groaned when you started grinding your hips on him for a moment before he regained control and ran a finger through your folds.

"Already so wet too? God if that's all it takes, you're going to be drenched." he kissed your neck once more before kneeling at the edge of the bed and pulling your hips towards his mouth. He kissed the apex of your thighs before placing an open mouthed kiss on your clit, a devious chuckle leaving his sinful lips as your body reacted to him.

"You are heaven on earth babygirl." he sighed, taking your clit into his mouth and flicking his tongue on it. He knew that made you cum quick when he sucked and licked at the same time. It was almost sensory overload for you, and he loved pushing you to your limit.

"Oh fuck! Oh my god don't stop." you whined, your hands grabbing at his hair while his wound around your hips to keep you still against the bed. When he did that, you knew that he was about to go harder. He pushed his tongue harder onto your clit, allowing the very tip of it to brush slightly against your opening which had you running wild.

"You like that?" he taunted, his ego getting a boost when all you could do was whimper and nod your head yes. Shortly after, he took 2 of his fingers and pushed them into your pussy, curling them in a come hither motion while still sucking harshly on your clit. You were a moaning mess at this point, chanting his name and clawing at the sheets beneath you.

"Ahh! Oh god I'm gonna c-cum." you squealed, trying to wiggle away from the intense pleasure, but Marc latched onto your clit once more and held you in place as your legs closed around his head when you came. He licked up everything he could get from you and enjoyed every sound it drew out of you.

"That's my good girl." he praised, kissing back up your body before standing up to take off his jeans. His painfully hard cock was finally free, and you were so excited you didn't have to worry about a condom tonight.

Watching Marc, he let some saliva from his mouth drip onto his length before he ran it through your folds a few times. The tip brushed ever so slightly over your clit and had your hips twitching out of oversensitivity already. He chuckled lightly at your response, but it quickly turned into a breathy moan as he pushed himself into you slowly. You had never had sex together without him having a condom on, so tonight was the first time you'd both felt actual skin to skin contact. And you had to say that it felt one hundred times better.

"Oh my god..." you gasped, watching his length disappear inside you. Your head dropped to the sheet beneath you and your face was scrunched in pleasure.

"How are you still this tight after 4 years?" he groaned, a smug smile painting your lips when you looked at him trying not to cum right there.

"Look who's all talk and no game." you teased, circling your hips to get a reaction out of him. He threw his head back and groaned loudly, his rough hands holding your legs apart as he stood at the edge of the bed. Once he regained his composure, it was over for you. Marc had dangerous hips and he knew it. He knew his stroke game could make you weak in about 10 seconds, and tonight was no exception. His speed increased and all that filled the room was your moans and skin slapping. Filthy, yet it felt so so right.

"What was that again, my dear?" he smirked, watching as your back arched when he hit your g-spot over and over again. He knew your body like the back of his hand, and he knew how to work you into overdrive.

"You gonna cum again, hm? Cum on my cock amor." he bent down to leave more marks on your chest as his hips continued to ram into you. It felt like he was rearranging your insides in the best way possible, and my god you never wanted him to stop.

"Ugh... God Marc, you're so good." you whined, clawing lightly at his back like you knew he loved.

"Cum for me. I wanna see you fall apart." he breathed out, hips speeding up just a tad more as his thumb found your clit. Once he made contact with your clit again, you were done for. Stars pricked your eyes and your ears started ringing before you felt your back arch and a loud moan fall from your lips.

"Theeeere we go. Good girl. Always so good for me." he cooed, hips never slowing down as he worked you through your second orgasm. "God you're so fucking wet." he groaned, looking down at his dick soaked in your cum. He found that to be the sexiest, yet most beautiful thing.

"Oh fuck, I'm close. I'm gonna cum." he groaned, leaning his weight on top of you as he bit your shoulder lightly.

"Fuuuuck." he groaned, bottoming out inside you as he came undone, hips thrusting back into you every few seconds.

"All that training for this race next week has certainly paid off." you said, still out of breath as he breathily laughed with you. He stayed inside you, but bent down to your chest and licked a stripe up your neck and ended it with a kiss to your sweet spot. He wanted to hear one last moan from you, and he got it. He always drew what he wanted out of you.

"Te quiero mucho." he whispered, touching his forehead with yours as he pressed a kiss to your lips.

"I love you too." you smiled, running your hand through his hair. Both of you stayed like that for a few more minutes to catch your breath.

"We need a shower." you said, the sticky after-sex feeling starting to set in. Marc's head shot up from laying on your chest.

"Does that mean... Shower sex?" he wiggled his eyebrows.

"If you're lucky." you laughed, walking to the bathroom and turning on the water.

"It always seems that I'm lucky when I'm around you." he smiled, getting into the shower with you.

-

It seems that Marc's statement held true. He was preparing for his race the following week and you decided to stay home to take care of some things around the house while he was gone. But right now, you were video calling him with shaking hands. He answered.

"Hey love!"

"Hi daddy." you smiled, crying tears of joy as you showed him the positive pregnancy test.

END

[ffamranxii]

HAIKYUU!! COUPLES HEADCANONS

DAISUGA

-Daichi goes to the gym to work out. Suga goes to the gym to ogle Daichi

-Suga has a massive sweet tooth

-Daichi cooks, Suga cleans

-Suga is a little shit who is not above seducing Daichi in public. He can say the most lewd things without batting an eye while Daichi blushes furiously

-Daichi and Kuroo once hooked up at training camp. They do not talk about it

-Daichi is good friends with Michimiya and Kiyoko. Suga is closer to Asahi

-Daisuga rarely fight and are often asked for relationship advice. Daichi tries to discourage this because “guys I didn’t realize Yui had a crush on me or that Suga was in love with me for three years.”

-Daichi can’t dance, won’t dance, and refuses to acknowledge the time he got trashed and twerked

-Suga dislikes his given name unless it’s said by Daichi, who is the only person allowed to call him Koushi

-Suga is extremely flexible. Daichi is not.

-Daichi or Suga getting hit on makes Daichi uncomfortable. Getting hit on amuses Suga, and Daichi getting hit on makes him horny

-It took all of high school for Daisuga to get together, because Daichi is oblivious and Suga assumed Daichi wasn’t into him. Daichi’s dumbness and their mutual pining becomes a fond, shared joke several years later

-Daichi has no gag reflex. 

-Daisuga have a very fat, very orange cat named Ninja. He’s surprisingly fast and agile despite looking like a furry basketball. (Daichi is a dog person and did not even want Ninja at first. He suspects Kuroo had something to do with this. Suga sometimes playfully gets upset because “Ninja likes you better than me, Dai!”)

-Everyone expects Suga to be the dominant one but Suga is more than willing to be submissive for Daichi and has on several occasions

ASANOYA

-Noya gets up before sunrise to run. Asahi would rather die than leave his bed before 8am

-Noya turns the coffee pot on and cooks breakfast to lure Asahi out of bed

-Noya is surprisingly patient, gentle, quiet, and kind when it comes to Asahi and his insecurities

-Noya is the type to bottle his insecurities and fears until they explode. The only one who can calm him back down is Asahi

-Asahi makes bratty faces when he thinks Noya isn’t looking

-Noya and Tanaka spend a lot of time with Daisuga because of the Daichi&Suga&Asahi&Kiyoko friendship. Asahi and Ennoshita become good friends

-Asahi doesn’t understand the distance between Noya and his sisters because Asahi is very close to his

-It is impossible to embarrass Noya

-Asahi gets a lot of inspiration for his fashion designs from traveling with Noya

-Noya knows how to braid hair and likes to play with Asahi’s

-Asahi enjoys physical affection but dislikes overt PDA. Noya would happily climb Asahi like a tree in public if Asahi would let him

-Only Asahi calls Noya by his given name

-Noya knows he likes Asahi early on but Asahi’s panic (“omg someone LIKES me?? NOYA likes me?? My crush??”) at his confession prevent them getting together until after the Date Tech match (after Asahi rejoins the team).

-Noya is affected by wanderlust and that’s why he travels. Sometimes Asahi joins him. They get married in Canada during one of these trips. (I once read a fantastic asanoya fic where a significant event happened in Canada so Canada is my asanoya place now)

-Noya sends Asahi a postcard from every place he’s ever visited. Sometimes he’ll spend over half an hour trying to find the *best* one, only to buy them all and send them as a sort of big long letter. Asahi saves them all in a photo album that lives on the coffee table. (Some people have a coffee table book, Asahi has a photo album.)

-Noya prefers to top. The one thing he’s really uncomfortable with is being on the bottom (physically laying beneath someone and also sex).

KUROKEN

-Kuroken have a black cat and a calico and enjoy naps on the couch with the kitties. Kuroo has SO MANY pictures in his phone of Kenma curled around the kitties.

-Kuroo: “Love you.” Kenma: “Hate you.”

-Kenma CAN cook, but likes that Kuroo likes taking care of him

-Every game Kuroo has ever owned is multiplayer because he only games with Kenma

-Kenma’s favorite games involve critical thinking and puzzles. Kuroo enjoys watching him play

-Kuroo is an introvert masquerading as an extrovert. Kenma is an introvert. They enjoy quiet nights in.

-Kuroo has anxiety. Kenma always knows when Kuroo is anxious and how to fix it

-People make Kenma anxious. Kuroo makes himself anxious.

-Kenma’s nicknames for Kuroo are Kuro and Koroemon. Kuroo calls Kenma Kyanma and kitten

-Kuroo has been in love with Kenma for as long as he can remember, since they were kids. Kenma knows this, but doesn’t understand he feels the same way until Kuroo goes off to college

-Kuroo is the one who discovered Daichi’s lack of gag reflex. He’s delighted to learn that Kenma lacks one as well

-Kenma moves more slowly than Kuroo. He’s not as comfortable with physical affection and sex as Kuroo is. Their relationship progresses slowly, and Kuroo lets Kenma lead. 

-After Kenma’s confession, how he feels about Kuroo is one of the very few things Kuroo does not doubt or make himself anxious over.

-Kuroo can, will, and has go(ne) on and on and ON about Kenma until someone shuts him up. It drives Yaku up the fucking wall in high school.

-Kenma does a retro game stream once or twice a month made up of games he and Kuroo used to play as kids. Kuroo actually games with him on those days and Kenma’s followers are quick to notice and speculate because Kenma has literally never gamed with another person in the same room before. Sometimes Kenma can only post the actual gameplay because Kuroo ruined the footage of them by being excessively sappy. (Kuroo is NOT above flirting and dirty talk to get an edge and Kenma doesn’t really think his fans need to know that.)

-Kuroken do not talk about Kuroo’s mom or sister

-The Kozumes love “Tetsu-chan” and Kuroo’s grandparents adore Kenma. Kuroken get along with each other’s families better than they do their own.

-Kuroo is tactile. He’s that ass-slapping friend. Kenma thinks he’s ridiculous

-Kuroo used to be dislike Hinata, because Kenma and Hinata are extremely good friends and Kuroo was afraid Hinata would take Kenma away from him. Kenma has assured him he doesn’t like Hinata like that but Kuroo doesn’t warm up until Hinata starts dating Kageyama

BOKUAKA

-Akaashi is 100% in charge of the house and the financials and his word is law. Not because he’s an asshole but because Bokuto is whipped

-Akaashi is a screamer. Bokuto has a big dick.

-Bokuto is the calmest between him and his sisters. His sisters have formed an Akaashi fanclub

-Bokuaka kiss a lot during sex

-Bokuto fucking loves owls

-Akaashi used to be embarrassed over being a manga editor but Bokuto thinks it’s the coolest job ever, “even better than mine!” When his authors need references, Akaashi sends them pictures of Bokuto. Bokuto takes this responsibility very seriously

-Bokuaka exclusively refer to each other by first name but Akaashi can’t break the habit of using -san

-Akaashi and Kenma are very good friends. Bokuto thinks they might even be better bros than him and Kuroo. (Kenma is one of the few people Akaashi calls by first name, and one of the only people who calls Akaashi by his.)

-Akaashi overthinks as a result of anxiety, but he doesn’t think he has anxiety. He prefers to call it “seeing the issue from all sides”

-Akaashi and Bokuto do yoga together. Bokuto behaves himself surprisingly well around Akaashi in yoga pants

-Akaashi decided to attend Fukurodani after watching Bokuto play and literally for no other reason

-Bokuaka are the embodiment of love at first sight and their relationship has an unreal, almost storybook quality to it because they are literally perfect for each other. Because of this, Bokuto doesn’t understand why other people struggle so much to start and maintain a relationship, no matter how many times Kuroo tells him “just because your relationship is straight out of a movie doesn’t mean the rest of the world works like that”

-Bokuaka have a koi pond in their backyard and have named all the fish. Bokuto always asks about them when he’s away for games

IWAOI

-Iwaizumi cooks and cleans because he’s always been the one taking care of Oikawa, but he refuses to fold the laundry because “I’m not doing everything for you, you fucking freeloader”

-Iwaizumi cooks healthy “old man food.” Oikawa’s sweet tooth suffers

-Oikawa is that guy who puts more cream and sugar and other additives in his coffee than actual coffee. He’s tried all of Starbucks’ seasonal drinks and never gets the same thing twice

-Iwaoi have very heated arguments about if Godzilla can kick King Kong’s ass or not. Iwaizumi of course sides with Godzilla

-Iwaoi once fought about the original purpose of Stonehenge and now no one can mention England without it coming back up

-Oikawa only became comfortable with his glasses because Iwaizumi likes them

-Iwaoi have been friends since they were in diapers. The whole volleyball team took bets on when they’d announce their relationship

-Both the Oikawas and the Iwaizumis respond when either boy calls for mom or dad. Oikawa calls his sister Nee-chan while Iwaizumi says Oneesan

-Iwaizumi’s favorite of Oikawa’s features is his legs. Oikawa is in love with Iwa’s arms

-Neither of them can remember when they started liking each other or how their relationship started

-Iwaoi are shockingly codependent and do NOT do separation (during university in Argentina/California or for away games) well

-Deep down Oikawa is extremely insecure and worries he isn’t enough - in volleyball, in school, in his family, in his relationship. Iwaizumi always knows when he’s putting on a front and how to cheer him back up

-Iwaizumi is secretly so soft and weak for Oikawa

-After the Olympics Iwaizumi moves to Argentina to be with Oikawa and they get married. They move back to Japan after Oikawa retires from volleyball and after gay marriage becomes legal there

-Oikawa keeps various plants around the house and the patio and is extremely proud of them. He paints all their pots and even names some of them (which Iwaizumi thinks is disgustingly cute). His most prized plant is a lucky bamboo he bought on a whim when iwaoi first moved in together.

-Oikawa can’t deepthroat. It makes him so jealous that Iwaizumi can

-Iwaizumi blushes whenever Oikawa gives him a genuine compliment

-Iwaizumi has a praise kink. Oikawa has a “whatever comes out of Iwa’s mouth” kink

-Iwaizumi has dom tendencies.

[yoimix]

haikyuu!! as types of best friends.

➼ ft. hinata, sugawara, bokuto, osamu+atsumu.

➼ playlist. talk too much - coin, higher - banks, romanticism - mrs green apple, me and my friends - james vincent mcmorrow

➼ a/n. these have light bff2l undertones hhn i love that trope, pls forgive me. </3 + there’s some timeskip spoilers for atsumu & osamu’s part.

❀ hinata :-

i wish the childhood best friends trope a very good evening.

no one’s better than hinata at making friends, even if you met after he spiked a ball into your face. you’re childhood best friends too !! so imagine being a child and having to pick up this goofball by the scruff, who has the audacity to ask you to play with him after giving you a scratched up forehead and teary eyes from a ball to the face. but, like, you were the one who said yes so it’s on you :-)

sometimes you bicker but it’s ok bc he would literally go to the ends of the earth for you if you asked. no kidding. he hates sitting still anyway so he’ll just gravitate towards where you are like you’re the sun. also gets you taiyaki in the evenings but climbs in through your window instead of using the front door like a normal person. (he has too much energy </3) if you hear someone yelling your name outside your window and ranting about volleyball games, you know who it is.

ok when he makes you mad with his bullheadedness, you'll be complaining with kageyama (who agrees vehemently) and hinata gets pissy bc you get along a little too well when you're throwing insults about him. (he's not jealous, no, of course not.) but.. how long can you stay mad at this sunshine child anyway?? you'll be pretending you never got mad at all within a few hours and go back to joking around.

he gets distracted if you're watching a match sometimes (bokuto somehow got it into his head that he needs to show off in front of you) so you got banned from watching. he overcomes it later on so you can cheer him on in his jersey too <3

gives you ALL his attention when you talk or even complain about your life. he reacts a lot to whatever you have to say so you have to pretend there aren’t people behind you glaring at hinata for having the same decibel sound level as a jet engine.

you have matching keychains you bought at a local fair !!! (you got a pochacco one for hinata but it’s super worn out by now so he keeps it in his wallet instead.) 

he has not won a single multiplayer video game against you (*cough cough* mario kart *cough*) and you don’t even have to be good at it. if you call him a loser, he’ll lose even harder. gets unnecessarily mad at just dance and you have to calm him down.

... you’ve probably kissed bc the two of you (mostly him) were too eager for a first kiss and you got fed up with his pubescent ramblings and ended up kissing him. and then had an early mid-life crisis bc you guys are definitely just friends. (unless.. unless he doesn’t think that way.. surprise surprise 😳) also he's.. kind of bad for make out practice... it’s like kissing a month old puppy.. sorry :/. if you happen to make a lot of offhand comments and tease him about his kissing skills, he WILL turn tomato red and argue in gibberish. only do that in private bc the rest of the world thinks you’re sickeningly cute together >:(

overall, your best friend is a ball of sunshine (who occasionally pisses you off) and your #1 motivation to get out of bed. it's mostly bc he's somehow there to get you out of bed though you've repeatedly told him to not climb in through your window. at least the sun is smiling upon you every day <3

❀ sugawara :-

being best friends with him is such a secure relation !! 

he’s your soft place to fall but also would provide gentle (not so gentle) reminders for your wellbeing (STUDY!!! WATER!!!! BREAKFAST!!). doesn’t get mad when you say you skipped breakfast but gives you this look of disappointment which is 100x more effective. still gets a granola bar for you though. also he literally carries bandaids for u and he’s been doing that since second grade bc you fell off the swing ONCE. you know, just in case. if you’re an accident-prone hazard to society, you’re in luck. 

BEST HUGS especially if you had a rough day and want to sob into his shoulder. if u damage his $85 hoodie tho, he will make u do his laundry and also buy snacks for him. but like he is so soft (his skin is SUPER soft bc he actually follows a skincare routine now) and cuddly like a teddy bear, it's a small price to pay for salvation.

he will hype you up for anything you do !!!! new outfit? offers to be your personal photographer. scored an A+? will treat u to your fav ice-cream. new job? will tell everyone just how proud he is. 

ALWAYS shares the last bite with you and smiles to himself when you eat it so contented. also!!! hanging out at cafes and taking cute pictures is a must <3 even though you’re not dating, you’ll have photos together that make you look a real couple which ensue teasing from daichi and asahi and admiration/jealousy from noya and tanaka. also he gets weirdly protective of you around the team (i’m looking at the moron quartet) and you have to pull the “koushi you’re not my mom” card. it really strikes a chord with him when you say that out loud.

will egg your ex's house with you if you say the word. somehow gets more pissed than you at your ex (if they're a shitty one). it's kind of scary when he's mad too so.... good luck calming him down. he's also really good at sarcastic trash talk so if you happen to meet your ex on the street... send prayers for their self-esteem.

you don't really fight often but if you happen to disagree, he'll go about it in a pretty mature way and talk it out. if you pick a fight on purpose, he'll catch on to it and either tickle you (excessively) or flick your forehead as punishment for trying to rile him up. it’s impossible to prank him!!!!! it’s like he’s got a sixth sense or something so you might as well give up on anything of the sort. 

you said you want to get a dog (or cat) with him in the near future and he somehow equated that to having children. turned bright red and started saying it’s too soon to be thinking of that while you had daichi stop you from smacking some sense into your overly imaginative best friend. (i mean, you do need to live together if you want to raise a pet sooo)

his lockscreen is a picture of the two of you so a lot of people who try to hit on him take the hint quick. he says it’s unintentional but you know he can be terribly scheming at times. if you say something like “why don’t you date me for real, coward” he will malfunction and not be able to look you in the eye. (“don’t joke around, y/n” “what if i’m not” “it kind of feels illegal to date you” “what do you mean?!💢”)

anyway you are one lucky mf if you have sugawara koushi as your best friend even if there are both ups and downs (mostly ups). having someone care for you so blatantly certainly makes the question of romance arise but you’re content with the most loving best friend ever.

❀ bokuto :-

you guys are the “two best friends in a room, we might kiss” “yes we will” “what” type of best friends PLS

it doesn’t matter what stage of life you met him, it’ll feel like you’ve been best friends since the beginning of time.

it’s just so easy to make friends with this airhead and by god’s gift, you cannot physically get annoyed at this man. sometimes his friends will complain about him being forgetful or blunt but you’re just there like. yeah. that’s bokuto. love him for it. (you seem to have a lot of patience.)

he probably gets into trouble with authority unwittingly, so save your weekends to sweet talk his way out after accidentally implying the coach has a weak mindset. afterwards, you go get ice cream or something and hang out at the dog park to forget it happened. (the amount of second hand embarrassment bokuto has given you though... you need some hard drugs to forget all of it.) 

you probably make a lot of friends through him in high school/college but at the end of the day, it’s just you and him and sometimes akaashi making sure you guys are alive. if you guys are alone together on a friday night, you’ll still be having fun!! very often, it takes shape as karaoke :-) bokuto thinks he’s really great at rapping for some reason (he’s not) so cue you screaming the lyrics in an attempt to ruin your part of the song equally. also he always sets the key wrong??? although you sing the same songs each time?? sometimes he picks a song neither of you have ever heard and the both of you try to guess the melody. he’s terrible at it but at least he’s funny. there’s not a single song he hasn’t had a voice crack in.

if you go clubbing/partying with him, get prepared to be introduced as the friend of “the guy who did four keg stands in a row before proceeding to do a cartwheel unprompted and somehow not throw up”. is on first name basis with the bartenders/hosts and gets you free drinks. also gets hit on often but is oblivious unless they’re being very straightforward. if he’s not into them... you have to pull the s/o card and save his ass. oh also he barks at anyone that gets near your drink.

will always exaggerate when introducing you to new people. “y/n and i met when i saved them from drowning a terrible death.” “it was the children’s pool and you were the one that was screaming.” “and then y/n didn’t really thank me but it’s not like heroes need thanks to do the right thing.” “kou, i will push you into a pool right now, let’s see how well you swim.” (he learned swimming to impress you so joke’s on you.)

he likes to watch you do stuff at the end of the day, so if you see him go o_o at you doing homework, you can just put your earphones on and focus on your work. even if he’s making.. a strangely.. adorable expression. also LOVES to listen to you talk about your day when he’s tired, he says it helps him sleep better (so expect a lot of nighttime calls). moreover, if you say you had a bad dream, he’ll comfort you with his ridiculously confident tone of voice (unless the dream was about something bad happening to him, then he’ll freak out and you’ll have to comfort him instead </3)

ok one thing that’s annoying about him is that he probably leaves food crumbs over your stuff like laptop, bed sheet, etc. you clean it up but bokuto.. is a bit... distracted to notice the mess he’s making. it’s usually pretty difficult to get him to be more aware, but like your glare is enough to make him at least try to be careful from the next time. (either that or he’s become sensitive to your change in mood/emotions bc you know... you’re best friends after all.)

i’m not gonna lie, he probably catches feelings for you at some point. he wants to, like, keep it lowkey bc akaashi told him to take your feelings into consideration too but?? it’s so hard?? you’re literally so pretty?? everything you say is like music to him??? he reacts reflexively to all the firecracker feelings u give him. he probably says he likes you all the time but you dismiss it with “as a friend right :-)”. there’s no climbing up from that one, sorry bokuto.

to summarize, if a moody golden retriever was your human best friend.exe

❀ miya twins :-

they feel like a set. it would be strange to have one of the twins as a bff and not have the other one around whoops 🤷‍♀️ 

either you and osamu bully atsumu in your free time, or you and atsumu annoy osamu for fun (or both) <3. it’s always a good idea to team up with osamu and prank atsumu for fun btw. (put wasabi in his breakfast pancakes and you’ll get a very pissed off but weirdly cute tsumtsum. you can blame it on osamu if you don’t want to face his wrath.) your alternative is to embarrass osamu in front of strangers with atsumu, have fun with that. (second hand embarrassment also works.)

when you were younger, you pretended to not be able to distinguish the twins bc it would visibly rile atsumu up and then you’d go “ok you’re atsumu”... which would further rile him up. osamu got used to your shenanigans though it ticked him off the first time too LOL. call them the wrong name on purpose and they’ll start a riot; be careful when you’re playing with fire pls.

you guys played a lot of knight and prince/princess/royal when you were a kid and atsumu would always try to make osamu the evil dragon holding you captive. in the end, you were somehow the knight, osamu the prince to be rescued and atsumu the big, bad dragon. (it’s kind of funny in hindsight. your parents have photographs of the three of you fighting like no tomorrow.) also speaking of which, your parents are also friends and have bets on which twin you’ll marry (or if you will at all). it’s tearing your parents’ friendship apart.

these two have DEFINITELY fought over whose jersey number you’re going to wear to the games ( “oi, ‘samu, stop brainwashing my best friend into wearing your stupid double digit number” “you know i’m the best friend, ‘tsumu. they clearly like me better over yer ratty ass.” “what did ya say?!?!? if anything, you’re the one that looks like ratatouille.”) you wore kita's jersey number to games.

imagine sunday picnics with the boys !!! by that, i specifically mean osamu and his perfect bento boxes <3 sometimes the two of you will cook together before your outings while a sulking atsumu stands outside bc you didn’t let him. (let him in, you monsters.) he says he can cook too but the last time the twins’ bickering almost burnt the whole kitchen down. the picnics continue well into adulthood and you get to diss your boss to the twins who will always support your rants. (sometimes atsumu will tell you it’s your fault but you can smack him off. we only need supportive besties here 🙄)

if someone hurts u.... they’re going to need divine intervention to be safe... you have two well-built, physically adept best friends ready to beat the shit out of anyone who deliberately breaks ur heart. 

when the twins get into a physical fight...... oh boy. it kinda pisses you off that they’re spewing profanity at each other and you’re the one getting glares. but at the same time, you don’t really want to step into a fight that has nothing to do with you. people should solve their interpersonal issues on their own. they have never fought over you, this isn’t twilight <3 

but the question did come up once on which twin you like better; it’s not something to seriously fight over though. if you chose osamu, atsumu will complain for six days straight and you’ll start to regret ever answering the question. if you say atsumu, osamu won’t feed you his onigiri anymore for a few days which is just as bad. the safest choice is to say neither bc it will both be funny and you won’t suffer too many consequences. if you say you love the both of them for being your best friends all this time and go all mushy, there’s a slight chance they’ll go soft too. god help you from the bone crushing hug you’re about to receive 🙏

you make sure to not miss any of atsumu’s official games !! sometimes he’ll wave at you and make the reporters give you hell bc he’s a little shit. just push osamu to them and run away if it gets that bad. (he gets free advertising for his shop, he should be grateful.)

osamu is super good at cheering you up!!! whether it’s with food or with pleasant talk, you’ll be feeling much better with a full stomach and a calmer state of mind. as for atsumu, he’s really good at you cheering you up by distracting you. he’ll talk about his team or this new serve he learnt and the world will seem a lot brighter bc he seems so happy about it. whichever twin you go to, it’s win-win. 

in return, the twins take up a good chunk of your time. sometimes atsumu will crash at your place after a game though you’ve told him to not lead the damn reporters here. osamu makes you taste test his experimental onigiri... which are not always good..... no seriously, why’d he put honey and tuna in there ?? but still, your life is ridiculously colorful with them around.

anyway, what can i say except what’s better than one best friend?? two best friends !!!

[beelsnack]

Henlo!!! Just wanted to request MC getting surprised by the demon bros in the human realm! The bros miss MC a lot so they just surprise them and hang out for a bit :) it can be HCs! Thank you and I love ya work ❤️

Henlo!! Get ready for some fluff, my dudes.

I don’t know why, but this seemed better as short little headcanons as opposed to my usual scenarios.

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Lucifer

- He had expressly forbade any of his brothers from going up to the human world, because “they needed time to readjust.”

- But apparently Pridey McPrideface is exempt from his own rules.

- He does his research. If the human still lives with their parents or has roommates, he picks a night when they are home alone.This night is reserved for the two of them, and he will eviscerate anyone who gets in the way.

- Honestly, he wants to do some sort of grand entrance, but in the end, he simply knocks on the door.

- “Hello, my dear,” he takes their hand and kisses their knuckles. “I’ve missed you.”

- “Lucifer!” they tackle him with a hug strong enough to knock over a lesser demon. In his peripheral, Lucifer sees a neighbor stick their head out of the door and look around with a confused look.

- “You have nosy neighbors, I see.”

“Well, I mean, I did just scream ‘Lucifer...’”

“Perhaps we should go inside before someone calls a priest?”

“It wouldn’t be the first time.”

- The two of them spend the night in their living room, just talking. They ask if he wants to go out somewhere, but he declines.

“This is the most relaxed I’ve been in centuries. I’m perfectly satisfied with staying in with you.”

- He hadn’t intended to stay the night, but it was near impossible to resist the offer. And that would end up being his downfall.

- He had forgotten about that stupid game that his brothers and the human liked to play, where they got pictures of each other sleeping. And, just as he couldn’t resist the temptation to spend the night with them, they couldn’t resist the temptation to steal a picture while he slept.

- When he arrived back at the House of Lamentation, all six of his brothers were waiting for him in the entrance hall.

- “So, where ya been, Luci?” Mammon sneered. “Ya couldn’t have possibly snuck off to visit the human after makin’ damn sure you told us not to do that, now could ya?”

“It’s not like our dear eldest brother to do something so hypocritical.” Satan said coolly, regarding Lucifer with a raised eyebrow.

“...I haven’t the faintest idea what you’re talking about.” Lucifer huffed.

“’Hey guys! How many points is a sleeping Lucifer worth?’” Levi turned his phone around to show Lucifer a picture of his own sleeping face, with the human’s laughing eyes just poking out from the bottom corner.

“...Oh.”

He wasn’t living this one down for a while.

Mammon

- This sneaky little bastard straight up just climbs into their room in the middle of the night.

- You know, like he DIDN’T live in a completely different realm.

- The human damn near punches him in the face when he wakes them up.

- “Mammon, what the actual fuck are you doing?”

“Visiting, what’s it look like?”

“To my neighbors, probably breaking and entering.”

- They should kick him out, all they have to do is issue a pact command. But Mammon looks at them with his sad blue eyes and they just can’t bring themself to do it.

- “I got so used to ya...y’know...sleeping next to me.” he shuffled around like a kid waiting to get scolded. “It’s hard to fall asleep when ya ain’t there.”

“Shut up and cuddle with me, you big baby.”

- They stay up stupidly late watching vine compilations and talking until they straight up just pass out against each other. They stay like that for the rest of the night.

- And by rest of the night I mean until freaking noon the next day. And the only reason they wake up then is because Lucifer is blowing up Mammon’s phone.

- “Mammon, where are you?”

“If you’re out clubbing, be back at a reasonable hour. If you’re out scheming, don’t come back until you have something to show for it.”

“You better not have passed out in a gutter somewhere. We have a reputation to uphold, you know.”

“Mammon, please tell me you didn’t directly disobey an order and go visit the Human Realm.”

Four unread voicemails.

“Welp, you’re fucked.”

“Thanks, human, love you too.”

Leviathan:

- Social anxiety is a bitch and a half, so he just asks if he can come visit.

-Deadass just portals into their living room like “’Sup, I brought games, go get some snacks and get prepared to get rekt.”

- That’s it, that’s the visit.

- They decide to do multiplayer vs some other humans and they wipe the floor with them.

- “Eat it, normies, I’M the one playing with a hot person! Have fun in your moms’ basements!”

“Pot meet kettle, Levi.”

“I don’t live in a basement, though!”

“Fair point. Boom, headshot!”

- Levi manages to sleep over without repercussions solely because nobody is surprised if he doesn’t show up somewhere.

Satan

- Makes direct eye contact with Lucifer as he leaves the House of Lamentation and goes “Don’t wait up.”

-Times his surprise visit so he’s made himself comfortable with a book and a cup of coffee when they get home.

- They brought a friend over to study or whatever. The human sees him in the middle of the living room and just screeches “Satan, what the fuck?”

-The friend is like “Aight imma head out.” And like goes into witness protection.

- Satan comes bearing gifts of the newest installments of Devildom book series’ and a recording of the episodes of the crime dramas that they need to catch up on.

- They pause between each episode to talk theories even though Satan already knows what happens. Both of them feel proud of the human when they figure it out.

- Mammon texts Satan in the middle of the night in absolute terror.

Mammon: Satan you get your ass back to the Devildom right now!

Satan: Why?

Mammon: Because Lucifer is about to rip a hole through the dimensions to drag you back here!

Satan: That sounds like a Lucifer problem.

Mammon: It’s about to be a Three Realms problem!

- Read 2:09 AM

Asmodeus

- He just tells Lucifer he’s going to visit Solomon.

- And makes sure to tell him that if Lucifer decides to interrupt him, he will gladly let him listen to all of the naughty things they’re going to be doing.

- And Lucifer just straight up doesn’t want to deal with his shit so he lets it go.

- The human comes home to see Asmo stretched out on their bed scrolling through Devilgram.

- “Ugh, finally! You took forever!”

“Asmo? What are you doing here?”

“Well, I was planning on seducing you, but I absolutely refuse to have sex on a bed that moans louder than I do.”

- They go on a cute little cafe date and Asmo insists on going to all of the high-end fashion stores.

- “Devildom fashion trends always seem a few decades behind the human world. Honestly, it wasn’t until about five years ago that I could find a skirt above my knees! You would think a Realm full of sin and vice would be a little more up-to-date with provocative attire.”

- FASHION. SHOW.

-They spend an absurd amount of time trying on tacky jewelry and roasting it via Snapchat. Like, the employee showed up on Asmo’s story as they were kicking them out.

- They buy a bottle of liquor on their way back to the human’s place, get absolutely smashed and, depending on your preference, either have the giggliest sex ever or watch stupid beauty hack videos. Maybe both. Actually, definitely both.

- The next morning, Asmo does an Inter-dimensional Walk of Shame and no one is surprised.

Beelzebub

- Was going to lie about where he was going but felt guilty about it.

- So he just didn’t tell anyone.

-Knocks on the human’s door and immediately gives them the biggest bear hug.

- “I missed you, so I came to visit. That’s okay, right?”

- Beel wants to go out to eat, but the human flat out says no because they can’t afford to wine and dine the Avatar of Gluttony.

- They compromise by buying a crapton of snacks at the grocery store.

- Cashier: Must be a big party you’re having.

Human, grabbing a family size bag of chips out of Beel’s hand without even turning to look at him: Yup.

- They make themselves a blanket fort in their living room, watching movies and eating way too many snacks. Beel asks them questions about their family and their life up there. If the human has photos, he wants to see all of them.

-The human falls asleep mid-movie, slumping against his shoulder. Beel picks them up and tucks them into bed, planning on leaving to let them rest before they sleepily ask him to spend the night.

Belphegor

- Convinces Mammon to cover for him.

- Does this by going “Please, Big Brother?” and Mammon caves almost immediately.

- Pops into the human’s bedroom in the early hours of the morning and wiggles into bed with them.

- “Why am I not surprised?”

“Missed you too.”

- Human just accepts the snuggles and goes back to sleep. Belphie makes sure they have good dreams.

- If they have work or school, Belphie convinces them to call in sick and spend the day with him.

- Lots of naps and sleepy kisses. The chillest day ever.

- The human feels so relaxed that they almost convince Belphie to stay another night, and Belphie almost agrees.

- But Mammon’s ability to bullshit will only last so long, and Belphie knows he needs to go back before someone notices that his “afternoon nap” was going on 14 hours.

- “Come see me in my dreams, okay?”

[kuroosdumbslut]

relationship hcs for BNHA Boys

hawks

ok first of all, you gotta get through his trust issues

like this poor guy really needs someone who can peel back all those layers and not just give up

i can see him having many suitors, but a lot of them are there for his looks, his status, or because they think they might be able to get some money

if you’re genuinely interested in him as a person and dont even think of a romantic relationship at first, he’ll probably be more likely to become interested in you 👀

once yall are in a romantic relationship? oh my god, this guy will flirt with you until your face is bright red

if he gets distant at any time, please let him have some space but leave him little reminders of how much you love him, he just needs to be reassured

for a lot of your dates, it can go a few different ways: him taking you to a high end restaurant, a stay-at-home date with movies and both of your favorite take out, or hes flying yall somewhere no one else can really get to you

a fucking tease, and i highly recommend teasing him back just as much for some,,, extra fun

cuddle this man, he loves it,,, on his especially hard days after work, he will go straight to you for cuddles, both of you holding each other and (mostly you) mumuring out soft praises while you guys just unwind

LOVES GIVING YOU KISSES OH MY GOD he will stop whatever hes doing sometimes and just plant his lips on yours

if he comes home and finds you cooking for the both of you, he will not hesitate to come up behind you and cradle you in his arms while you continue to cook, occasionally stopping to give him kisses and attention

and while he seems like the same flirty bird when he does that, his mind is going crazy with thoughts of you being his spouse

hes soft, just gotta get through those layers of trauma and trust issues bby

dabi

this little shit is also flirty, but he likes to flirt in the filthiest way he can to get you riled up

(if you tell him u get uncomfy with sexual advances he will back off tho he isnt THAT much of a dick)

most, if not all, of your dates will be inside at the base or at your place due to his villain status

ok but play fights and roughhousing are his JAM ok? rolling around or chasing each other through the place make him happy

will never purposely hurt you unless its a kink thing that you both consented to

he loves,,,to leave kisses,,,all over your face

like when he wakes up to you still asleep? you will be woken up with a flurry of kisses

around others, he seems like hed be more,,, rough around the edges in a weird laid back way, but once it’s just the two of you, he becomes so soft and sweet

if you’re in the league too and get assigned missions with him, he will kill anything and anyone who tries to harm you

he wont be fucking around on missions, not only because its a mission but because he doesnt want to lose you

he will smoke with you,,,be prepared for deep conversations while yall are back at base high as fuck

he likes having you sit on his lap lmao

kaminari

baby is super nervous when yall first started dating

he didn’t know what to do with himself lmao

gaming dates, movie dates, dates where you spend the day with him,,, those are the most fun dates, especially since you just pick places to go or things to do as you think of them :)

OH MY GOD HE WILL READ YOU ROMANTIC STORIES like kaminari canonically likes reading literature, so you bet your ass hes gonna be a cheesy fuck and read to you

if you gift him a book hes been wanting for a while,,, prepare for an onslaught of kisses and affection

sometimes when you surprise kiss him, he accidentally shocks you

(gets blushy and shy about it, please reassure him that you think hes a cutie)

loves cuddling with you, and while he does like being big spoon, he prefers you to be the big spoon

play a multiplayer game with him, either as his teammate or as his opponent

if you do, and you happen to be in the room with him while playing (maybe you brought your laptop of something into his room) you will most likely either win or do most of the fighting yourself cause he will get distracted by you and instead watch as you kick ass

after game over, you can expect him to gush about you and give you lots of praise

for as much of a flirt as he is, hes also super awkward at times cause he really doesnt wanna fuck up 🥺

[jojostylesposts]

Hi 💛💛💛 Can I get some dating Headcanons for my boy Josuke as well as some Jealous Headcanons from him? 👀👀 Thank you~!💜💜💜

Hello, we hope you are doing well! Here you go! Hope you like it✨

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Bf! Josuke Higashikata🤍

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- This boy is the biggest sweetheart ever

- Like ever ever ever ever

- He would do anything to impress you

- He would show you around to everyone like if you are a treasure he was lucky to have found

- He would yell to Okuyasu about you for hours

- “Dude, you are like mad in love.”

- “Bro, I know right?”

- It would be you guys at lunch time along with Okuyasu and Koichi and his eyes would never leave your face

- Which of course, Okuyasu teases him about it making him a blushy mess

- You guys initially met through miss Yukako herself, who, by the way, is your best friend

- How did you guys even end up together? The boys still wonder, but they don't complain. Well...except for Okuyasu since he would be the only one in the group still single

- Whenever the five of you are together, Okuyasu will complain about being the only one without a partner in the group

- The first time Josuke saw you he could swear it was love at first sight

- “Bro, she’s beautiful.” He would whisper to Okuyasu punching him in the chest

- He would always try to make small talk with you and walk besides you on your way to class just to see you

- It was like that for a couple of months until he got a little bit of courage to ask you out on a date

- “Y/n..I...uh” he would get really shy and you honestly thought it was the cutest thing ever

- “He’s trying to ask you on a date!.” Okuyasu would literally yell out of nowhere

- Josuke’s cheeks would heat up and he would feel very embarrassed

- “I would love to.” You would reply with the sweetest smile and it would make him melt even more

- You guys went to a couple of dates around Morioh

-Let me tell you, dates with this man is always full of surprises. Every si god second counts

- He would show you his favorite cafes, parks, secret spots, etc...

- Let’s now talk about your first kiss

- He had been dying to kiss you for a while now but, everytime he would convince himself to do it he would always discourage himself and not do it

- Every time you spoke, you could notice his eyes on your lips

- One time you guys were in a movie date watching a romantic movie, which Josuke was very bored of it

- “This is a boring ass movie, y/n.”

- “Shut up.”

- You did agree with him, it was a pretty boring movie so....you wanted to try something else

- You somehow stared at his face as he calmly watched the movie

- His side profile was absolutely perfect, even in the dark

- “What are you looking at?” He asked turning his face to yours

- That’s when you took the opportunity to lightly press your lips on him

- He froze, he completely froze

- “W-wow.” He would whisper in shock making you giggle

- “Can you do that again?”

- So....yes you guys kissed through the rest of the movie, feeling so not sorry for the people around you

- Overall, he would be a very good boy

- He is a literal ball of sunshine

- You guys would plan meetings in one of your houses for homework along with Okuyasu but...do you guys really do the homework?

- The answer is no.

- You guys would rush the next morning trying to do the homework freaking out in the process

- “Dude, did you do the homework?”

- “We had homework?” We all know Okuyasu asked that...

- You and Josuke would just stare at him like ???

- You three shared braincells...not gonna lie to you chief

- You guys love each other very much and would not hesitate to beat someone with your stands if they tried to do something bad to one of you...period.

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Jelly Josuke headcanons🤍

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- He trusts you 100% that’s just the real truth

- He is very serious when it comes to your relationship and pretty mature about it

- But let’s be real, he is still growing up and jealousy is anormal thing, specially in teenagers

- if you get cat called or something along those lines, he won’t hesitate to take Crazy Diamond out for a ride

- I honestly don’t think he would get extremely jelous about people checking you out, he knows he is a very good looking young pal

- “Nah, i think he’s looking at me instead, y/n. Can’t you see how handsome I am?” He would say posing and all

- I’m not sure if this counts as jealousy but, if you guys played on a console on multiplayer, this guy would get pretty competitive

-“ Are you ready to loose?” You would tease him just to get him on x-games mode

- “Hah! As if you’d win.”

- He would loose.....rip.

- He would be all pouty about it with a frown and all

- “I let you win.” “I went easy on you.”

- You would shower him in kisses to get that pout off

- if he felt jelaous, it would take him a little while to admit it was jealousy

- He would try to deny it to himself, but one he realizes, he would be open to talk to you about it

- Communication is key y’all

- He is a very sweet boy, so I’m sure he would let you know about his feelings.

- He trusts you and you trust him, that’s all you need

[babybottlepop96]

Home Again Chapter 1

Jean x Marco

Summary: Jeana and Marco have been friends since the tender ages of 5 and 7. They grow together and fall in love.... then Jean disappears.

Warnings: This story will contains mentions of past rape and abuse. The violence parts will probably be descriptive, but the rape will not be. There will be eventual smut further along into the story. 

~20 Years Ago~

"Jean, honey, this is mommy's new boss, Mr. Bott. He is the man who is going to help us, so I need you to be on your best behavior, okay?" The small five year old with ash blonde hair, dark brown undercut and honey golden eyes nodded his head as he stared at the tall dark haired man with dark chocolate eyes.

"Nice to meet you Master Jean." The man smiled down at the boy with a warm smile. "This is my son, Marco, he just turned seven a few months ago. Heard you enjoy dinosaurs and superheroes?" Jean nodded as he stared at the boy just two years older than himself with wide eyes, mapping out all the freckles along his tanned skin, milk chocolate eyes staring back into his own with a smile that could make the grumpiest of men relax. "Marco has a boatload of dinosaur and superhero toys, Marco, why don't you show Jean your room?" Marco smiled, grabbing Jean's hand and dragging him up the giant spiral staircase to the second floor.

Once inside the room, Jean's jaw dropped, the size of Marco's bedroom was bigger than his whole house combined. The ceiling was high with detailed trim along the edges, painted in a dark brown and a pale maroon shade of red. The bed was bigger than what any seven year old should have, a giant flat screen tv was mounted onto the wall across from the bed and games, movies and toys filled the rest of the room. "Do you want to play a video game? I have Spyro the dragon, Crash Bandicoot, Mario Kart?" The freckles kid asked, naming off games while setting up one of the many gaming consoles he owned.

"I… ummm.." Jean stood there nervously, rocking on his feet while twiddling his tiny thumbs. "I've never played a video game before." He looked up to see Marco smiling at him.

"That's okay! I'll teach you! We can start with Mario Kart, it's a multiplayer game, so I'll be able to teach you!" He smiled proudly as if he just won first place at the spelling bee.

"Oh, okay! Thank you!" Jean grabbed the controller Marco handed out to him with shaky hands. The two sat down on the squishy blue and purple bean bag chairs and started a game, Marco showing him how to pick his character, how to move and control the kart and how to throw the special abilities gained when hitting the boxes with the question marks.

"So, Jean, what's your favorite color?"

"Purple." Jean spoke as he tried to concentrate on what he was doing on the screen, still having a bit of trouble with the turns.

"Cool! Mines red!" Marco spoke as he gestures to the room around them. 

"Favorite food?" Jean asked, stealing a glance at the older kid next to him, he couldn't help but smile, Marco's smile was infectious.

"Spaghetti! Well, all kinds of pasta! Penne, ravioli, ricotta-"

"I thought ricotta was a cheese?" Jean questioned, he wasn't actually sure himself, he just knew that cheese was a luxury in his home, never having enough money most of the time for really fancy things like cheeses.

"Oh, yeah! It is!" Marco giggled, "I just really like ricotta cheese." Jean giggled too, this kid was alright. "You're my new best friend, Jean."

~8 Years Later~

"Will you just shut up, Yeager?" A thirteen year old Jean Kirstein, as calmly as he could, spoke with his fist balled up at his sides as he walked out of the middle school building.

"Come on, Kirstein, didn't your poor piss excuse for a mother teach you it isn't nice to tell people to shut up?" Eren, the school bully, asshole and dick, in Jean's opinion, insulted. That's when Jean's resolve faded into nothing and landed a swift punch to the tanned, unblemished skin, a crunch was heard throughout the whole parking lot. Eren fell to the ground but quickly regained his strength and landed a kick to Jean's guy. The wind was knocked from Jean's lungs, but his anger was dominant. He lunged for the bastard who insulted his mother, the only parent he ever knew who worked her ass off to make sure he survived, to give the douche-nozzle a good pounding, but warm, strong arms held him back before hos fist could collide with it's intended target.

"Jean." A warm voice whispered in his ear, Marco. He relaxed in the freckles arms but he was still livid. "Let's go." Then, he was dragged off to the black Chevy Impala.

"Is that your boyfriend Horse Face? Man, I knew you were fruity but seriously? You could do better!" Jean almost got out Marco's grip, but the taller, older teen had his grip firm and all but threw the teen into the back seat.

"Jean-" 

"No, don't start Marco! He taunted me about how I have to live my life, insulted my mother, then insulted you! He deserved to get his lights punched out!" Jean yelled, unshed tears forming in the corners of his Carmel eyes, threatening to spill any second. Marco just simply drew the younger into his arms and the driver drove towards Bott Manor. "He… he doesn't have to be so mean! I never did anything to him!" 

When they finally pulled into the Manor, Marco led Jean to his room, the same room they first became friends in eight years ago. The stuffed animals and small toys are now replaced with books, CDs and even more games and movies. Marco sat them down on the bed and neither spoke for a few minutes. "He was right, ya know." Marco finally spoke and Jean looked at him like he had four heads. "You could do better than me, if we were together."

"Marco Bott, you stop right there! No one could ever replace you! You are literally the best person alive! If I had the balls to kiss you I would!" Jean and Marco's eyes widened and Jean turned into a blushing, flustered mess. "Oh my god! I'm so sorry! I.. I don't know why I said tha-", but Jean couldn't finish, Marco's lips pressed firmly against his in a gentle yet passionate kiss that spoke thousands of words and so many feelings. 

"I love you Jean." Marco whispered as they pulled apart, foreheads still touching as both tried to regain their breath and slow their hearts. Jean cupped Marco's face in his hands and kissed him again.

"I love you too, Marco."

~2 Years Later~

Jean Kirstein, fifteen year old freshman at Trost High, walked through the park on his way home after work. He hates his job, hates working behind the counter at the local Taco Bell, hates that Eren works there too in the kitchen as a prep cook, hates dealing with annoying ass customers with snarky attitudes complaining that their crunch wrap supreme doesn't have enough sour cream. Well sorry, Karen, I don't make the fucking food nor do I determine how much sour cream goes on it. Today was a particularly bad day, Eren called off claiming he was sick when Jean really knew he was out with his "boyfriend" leaving him to prepare food and take orders. Then someone took a dump on the men's bathroom floor, didn't even try to aim for the fucking toilet! Just took a shot right there in the middle of the goddamn floor which he had to clean up himself while his manager bitched about him not doing his job at the counter. All Jean wanted to do was go home, talk to his boyfriend for a little before he eventually went to bed and got up early the next day for school.

It was a simple request that he wished for while the clock ticked by slowly. Jean was so into his own head, he never heard the footsteps coming up behind him until it was too late. A wet cloth covered his nose and mouth, his eyes widened for a second before the world faded to black.

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"We have to find him!" Marco shouted at his father who was looking at him with a solemn expression. Marco paced back and forth in front of his father's desk, hands taking through his u kept hair. He has barely slept a wink since Jean vanished three days ago, his mind wondering about all the worst scenarios it could think of.

"We are trying, son, but we have no evidence of anything taking place. No struggle, no personal belongings, nothing to suggest anything has even happened."

"But Jean couldn't have just vanished into thin air! He wouldn't run away either! He loved his mom too much to just up and leave her and me…" Marco trailed off, thinking about his and Jean's time together over the last two years. Picnic and arcade dates, eating pizza and hot wings while they binge watched their favorite tv series at that moment, the soft and gentle kisses they shared between one another before they parted ways, always promising to text each other once they got home, letting the other one know they got there safe. That's the single most reason why Marco knew something was wrong. Neither of them forgot to send the 'im home safe and sound' text. Not once, in the ten years that they've known each other, did they miss sending that text. Even as children and Marco's father gave Mrs. Kirstein a cell phone as a gift to keep in contact, did they miss THAT text.

"Son, we are doing everything we can to find Jean. But we also need to think rationally, Jean might not ever be found." Marco froze at those words, Jean may be lost forever? He may never see those honey eyes, beautiful smile, perfect sketches and vibrant paintings painted by those slender pale hands and fingers? May never run his hands through those soft locks of ash and brown ever again? That's when Marco broke, he screamed and fell to the floor in a fetal position on the floor. His father looked at him with hurt in his own dark chocolate eyes, for him, his son and Jean's mother who was currently out looking for her only child as they speak. Don Bott rose from his leather chair and walked around the desk, kneeling in front of his son. He put his hand on his back and whispered a pained, "I'm sorry, Marco."

~10 Years Later (Present Day)~

Here he was, once again, at an underground auction. Mr. Bott hated these things, but he had no other choice, ever since Mrs. Kirstein passed away three years ago from a drunk driving accident, he hasn't been able to find someone who cleaned as well as she had. Every person he hired had an attitude or just didn't speak at all, always forgetting to dust the book shelves or take out the trash. So he relented and took up on Mr. Ackerman's suggestion to go to an auction. Getting there early to get a good seat, Mr. Bott, along with Mr. Ackerman, Mr. Braun and Mr. Hoover, the Dons of their respected parts of New York City, all sat down to converse while the auction for the…. Pleasure portion of the auction slowly came to a close. Mr. Bott cringed as the scum of New York bid money on these poor people just for the gratification of getting their dick in a hole.

"And now for our last and best prize of the night!" The auctioneer spoke as the Dons sighed in relief, none of them liked the idea of people being sold for pleasure as they themselves, tried for years to get it under control but never succeeding. "This one has been in the business for ten years, used and a bit rough looking, but this little beauty will be the best fuck you ever had. Clean and pliant, not a bad body either if I do say so myself. Number 54!" The announcer spoke as someone roughly shoved a young man out into the center of the room. The numbers flying from the crowd started pouring in left and right and it got the Dons wondering whom this "prize" was. "Three-thousand!" "Ten-thousand!" "Twenty Five-thousand!"

"Two hundred-thousand!" The crowd went quiet after hearing the deep booming voice coming from the front row.

"Two hundred-thousand! Going once! Going twice! Sold! To Do Bott!" The young man was then hauled out of the room to be prepped for leaving the facility.

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"Dad! I'm home! Reiner, Bert, Mikasa, Eren and Armin are here too!" Marco called from the doorway as he and the others walked into the Manor. "Dad?!"

"In the living room son!" He heard his father call and the group walked towards the sound.

"What's up? We heard your voicemail and hauled ass here. What happened?" Marco asked as soon as he saw his father, eyes brimmed with tears and a small smile. The others in the room, specifically Dr. Yeager, looked at them, small sad but slightly happy smiles on their faces. "What's going on here?" The group looked at each other, confused and concern plastered on their faces. Once Mr. Bott moved to the side and gestured to the couch, it was then that the group realized what was happening. On the couch asleep, lay a thin pale man, dark circles under his eyes, bruises and scars and even some fresh wounds, now neatly stitched up thanks to Dr. Yeager, littering his almost naked form. Marco stared at the man laying on the pale green couch and tears flooded down his cheeks. "Jean?"