#mwpp james

[jupterwyx]

Couldn't bring myself to take off his glasses

[rhetorical-conscience]

James: We need to talk about your mental health.

Regulus, trying to change the subject: Actually, what I need is to be dicked down right now.

James:

Regulus:

James, removing his tie: You know, one of these days that isn't going to work-

[that-bitch-kat3]

sirius black fell through a ceiling at least once during his life

[toujoursincorrect]

Sirius: I think I’m coming down with something, I’ve been feeling nauseous lately.

James: Maybe you’re pregnant?

Sirius: …

James: …

Sirius: I don’t know who’s the bigger idiot right now, you because you suggested it, or me, because i just had a heart attack.

[nettedtangible]

Reg is a super fast walker. And he will not slow down for you if you can't keep up. James can walk just as fast cause he has longer legs but sometimes prefers to skip next to him as Reg just angry super fast walks.

Remus can be a fast walker but slows for Sirius who likes to stop and look at things all the time. When the four of them are walking somewhere Sirius forces Remus to give him a piggyback.

Pete trails behind on his phone and catches them up at every red light.

[you-cant-be-sirius]

Regulus: So what’s for dinner?

James: I can’t tell you, it’s a soup-prise!

Regulus: …

Regulus: Is it soup?

James: I soup-pose it could be! *winks*

Regulus: Please, enough with the soup puns!

James: Wow, you’re soup-per mean.

Regulus: STOP!

*one hour later*

Regulus: It’s fucking spaghetti bolognese?!?!?!

[lunarlivs]

happy birthday rems, the big 64!

[messrmagpie]

ugh, get a room 🙄

[teaformoony]

regulus: do NOT tell james about this

remus: you want me to LIE to james???

regulus: is that a problem?

remus: lol no

[aithusarosekiller]

Regulus: is kind to a lost student and gently helps them out

Pete: wow, I didn't know Baby Black had it in him to be nice to people

Sirius: I thought he stopped being sweet when he was 6 years old? what the fuck? why is he doing that?

Remus: maybe he's decided to take his role as prefect really seriously, I don't know...James, you good?

James: .....

Remus: James?

James: .......😍

Remus: James?

James, falling in love as they speak: he's so damn pretty when he's nice to people, did you guys see that?

Remus: okay lads, we've officially lost him

[cndarts]

a lazy sunday morning at gryffindor boy's dorm :)) james is at quidditch practice bc he just loves sports that much (can't relate)

inspired by atyd 😋

[thelighthousestale]

Sirius - is very prepared for the eclipse. He made observation tools for himself and the gang.

James - Planned a romantic eclipse date with Lily

Peter - Looked straight at the sun even though Sirius had given him a pair of protective glasses.

Remus- Too afraid he'll turn into a werewolf in the middle of the day, stays inside

[that-bitch-kat3]

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

[calc1fers]

sirius would be the type of guy to play dumb tbh like imagine he's sniffling and it's driving remus insane and just

remus: *holds out a box of tissues, fed up* blow.

sirius: *getting down on his knees* say no more, king

remus: THE TISSUES, SIRIUS, THE TISSUES-

[nettedtangible]

James and Regulus would 100% get that permanent jewellery that they solder onto you and you can never take off. And they would get so hot and bothered anytime they saw it on the other, just like mineminemineminemine. And regulus’ would be gold and James’ would be silver

[you-cant-be-sirius]

James: Bro-

Regulus: No, no, hold up, rewind.

James: ...

Regulus: My tongue was down your throat just a second ago, and now you're calling me bro??