Nico Rosberg may have ended his F1 racing career in 2016 with tears and an ex and somehow he still has the most paddock immunity powers I have ever seen? He comes in and isn’t afraid to ask all the most unhinged questions and somehow the team managers and principals are all so fond of him and love him?
Bonus mention here before everything else: please appreciate Nico telling Andrea Stella (current McLaren team principal) after Hungarian GP 2024 on how to NOT put teammates vying for 1-2 in TERRIBLE SITUATIONS
Exhibit A: Fred Vasseur, current Ferrari Team Principal (was Alfa Romeo team principal in 2019 when this interaction happened)
The way Fred kisses Nico and is gonna leave like thats their normal interaction before Nico calls him back to ask him a question 😭
Exhibit B: Nicolas Todt, Charles Leclerc’s manager
I think this happened after China GP sprint race and there was tensions between Carlos and Charles
“You could ask if you’re br-“ AND Nico is already moving in to yap in French. Mind you, Todt is apparently infamous for avoiding sky news like plague but stops to listen to Nico HELP
Exhibit C: TOTO WOLFF OF COURSE
We get this interaction during Hungarian GP 2024 and Nico is being his usual self and stirring up unnecessary drama
no no don't talk to me. you're telling me that Blitz and Stolas both have pictures with the other of themselves smiling while the other doesn't? and those are the ones they each keep? you're telling me there is a tangible representation of their different perspectives of their relationship???
Stolas' pictures including a conscious Blitz looking away from the camera and Stolas. Blitz's picture including an unconscious Stolas cuddled up next to him. Because Stolas believes them on equal footing/the same page about what their dynamic is with Blitz just hating every minute of it and Stolas. Because Blitz believes they're on different levels entirely and that the only way he can be content is when the rest of the world (and Stolas specifically) live on without him.
Because Stolas and Blitz are both terrified of being/dying alone, but while Stolas would sacrifice his love for Blitz, Blitz doesn't believe his own love is worth anything to begin with.
desk moment (i totally did not spend 15 minutes arranging this)
a) headphones
b) nail polish which i use for both painting my nails and my sketchbooks
c) 1 book i've read, one book i've started, and one book i have yet to begin reading
d) a doodle, stickers, and a few pens from my tiny collection (god i love the fish pen so much i wanna AUHF) and a jar of cute sugar candy that tastes reprehensible
Compilation of dumb doodles from earlier post here (with @kronovoi s Wonderful tags). This time they have text below so those who can’t read my frankly appalling handwriting don’t have to suffer :)
Wizgiz, running with a tree: YIPPEE!
Griselda: How long has this tree been here?
Faragonda, popping up out from behind the tree: Oh, Wizgiz brought it earlier. I think it looks nice.
Griselda, quietly: ..... this is a dining hall.
Palladium, after making a poison so deadly it has a cloud of skull-shaped smoke: Perfect
Griselda: *looking around menacingly with her clipboard*
Two student: *looking back fearfully*
Griselda: *begins writing on her clipboard*
Student 1 in utter fear: We’re dead
The clipboard: Blazers: 7, Jumpers: 5
DuFour, sitting on her desk surrounded by piles of books with “Charming 101” on the blackboard: And then he just dies! Talk about killing the suspense!
Barbatea: Of course! Go right ahead into the restricted section! Stay as long as you'd like
Wizgiz, high as balls and half-asleep on his desk: Class is cancelled
Palladium and Avalon: *talking*
Stella: Those two are gonna end up together. I'm betting on it.