#myhcs

[d1s1ntegrated]

dabi with an insatiable pain kink

the sadomasochist little fucker that begs for you to bite him, scratch him, make him fucking bleed

touya with a fucking disgusting love for scars and cuts and wounds in general

if you get a paper cut he'll suck your finger and let the blood coat his tongue

god fucking forbid you have a period, because for that week, he's a vampire

"orgasms are good for cramps, let me fuck your pain away baby"

dabi, who has piercings all over his body in addition to the staples because it just feels so fucking good to be hurt

because he cant cry but he loves to watch you sob as you take his dick, ramming it all the way so he can hear you scream because no one else understands how good it feels to suffer like you do

touya who fucking loves how it feels to fuck you senseless and raw, cause when you clench around his dick, it tugs his piercings in such a way it makes his head spin

dabi who asks you to use your fucking teeth when you take him in your mouth and dig your nails into him when he fucks you so you can feel the blood under your nails

touya, the disgusting fucking freak, who loves you more than anything and knows you love him back, and wants nothing more than to feel it in the only way he knows how.

[taintandviolent]

OSWALD WITH A SICK S/O🎤 WHATS HE DOING

buckle up, baby, this is my first time ever doing headcanons and I'm fuckin' goin' in!!!!!!!

Oz is no stranger to having to take care of a woman; he took care of his Ma and continues to do so. So, when you fall under the weather, he knows how to nurture you.

He's a rough guy with everyone else, no bullshit, until it comes to you being sick. Then, he's the best caregiver you've ever had - he promised you he was gonna' get you better.

Brings you all your meals - lots of soups - when he can, and feeds you if he's gotta'. He's gentle with you, taking his time and making sure you're getting the nutrients you need to recover.

Sits / lays on the side of the bed next to you, petting you and wrapping his big arms around you.

Can't help himself in thinkin' how cute you are when he comes home and you're passed out on the bed, sheets everywhere, leg out, hair messy, and your little nose all red and irritated.

Makes sure you take your medicine, even though you protest. "C'mon, doll. Open up. C'mon." And he chases it with a kiss to your feverish forehead.

Runs you a cool bath to bring your fever down. Gives you a sponge bath, and wraps you in a big fluffy towel when you're done.

If it's severe enough that you need to go to the doctor, he only lets you go to the best there is. Pays for it in cash, and makes sure the doctors are taking your illness seriously. Threateningly so. He doesn't care if "it's just a fuckin' cold, give her somethin' to make her feel better!"

Does everything he can to make sure you know that he took care of you, because no one takes care of you like Oz does, right? Right?

[hyperfixationcultivation]

the past

Looking sideways when I say I’m okay with the past, But I’m afraid of what I might say if you ask. — The Grey, Bad Omens

Naruto feels weird in the village.

For a while he tried to convince himself that he holds no grudges against the villagers:

the villagers who shunned the kid who wanted to feel seen, visible;

the villagers who didn't even try to understand what it's like to be him, to live alone in that shit-hole of an apartment, to never have anyone to help him cook, clean, live, even.

The villagers who changed so quickly, so hypocritically when they needed him.

Now, when he steps into the street, he's a hero who saved them. He deserves the recognition, the smiles, the cheers and the status of a human being.

Inside though, he still feels like a monster. An abomination who doesn’t deserve a single kind word, hell, even a sideways glance. 

***

A lady, old as the world smiles at him. She has a small flower shop right across the street from the worn-down building he lives in. The building dedicated for orphans, outcasts like him. He still hadn’t moved from there, by the way. That’s his place, after all.

The day is bright, yet Naruto doesn’t see any colors. The flowers glistening in the sun - the lady just watered them - all blend in together. Naruto chances a look at her face and it starts morphing into a disgusted grimace: the one he saw every day, coming home humiliated and beaten down.

He smiles back.

***

He is finally training to become Hokage, did you know? He is doing a great job too. Everybody thought he would be too dumb to wrap his head around politics, and diplomacy, and international relations - but that’s, surprisingly, not the hardest thing about this whole spiel. The thing is, he doesn’t see the point.

Living with the need to prove himself his whole life, wanting to become a Hokage to show them, Naruto wants none of it anymore.

One step short of his lifelong dream coming true, and he wakes up with a clear thought that you know what?

Fuck them all.

He packs his bag and leaves. To a place where he will be a human, and nothing more than that.

[greensaplinggrace]

there should just be a fic where alina grows up thinking aleksander is her ghost buddy or imaginary friend or something. her and aleksander are the same age and they live in different parts of the world and they share a mind bond and one day when they’re both young he just appears like a ghost before her, even though she’s awake and outside. and her entire life is just her hanging out with mal while aleksander talks shit in the background, or alternatively, her hanging out with a mal who knows about aleksander and has to almost treat him like a friend too even though he can’t even see him just because otherwise it would upset alina.

[spacepiratenemo]

Nemo's Morale // Jackpot Lifeguide

There are specific rules Nemo lives by. However, every single one of these rules may be twisted in a way that favors her endeavors. One of the big lifeguide rules of the Jackpot Space Pirates simply states: "If you don't like it, change it. If you can't change it, figure out a way to like it. If you can't do either - throw it into the sun!" To get a grasp of Nemo's general morale, and the morale of the Jackpots, check out this little set of guidance:

-Just because you can do it doesn't mean you should, and just because you should do it doesn't mean you can't. -Improbable doesn't mean impossible. -If you can't do the batoosie to it, don't give it a ten. -Always have a towel handy. -If you feel weak, act like you're the toughest. -Order is an illusion; a true master thrives in chaos. -If it ain't broken, fix it till it is. -Create your own propaganda and become legendary. -If no one saw you do it, there's no proof of you doing it. -It's not a crime if you enjoyed it. -If it's silly, it's probably fun. -Don't force it. Use a bigger gun. -If it didn't explode in the last two seconds, it'll probably be okay. -If your luck runs out, create some. -It's not stealing if you wanted it more than the person it belonged to. -It's not an attitude if you were born with it. -You're not doing it wrong when nobody knows what you're doing. -Being a doormat gets you walked on. -For every new foolproof invention, there is a new and improved fool! -Nothing is ever under control. -As long as the music is loud enough, you can't hear the world falling apart. -Curb your dogma and throw it overboard. -Don't pay for free tickets. -Anything you do can be completely coincidental. -Reality is frequently inaccurate."

[mammapickles]

Imagine youngklok and they don't live together yet, Pickles being like hey whoevers drinking is sleeping over okay none of u are driving or walking. Lumber partyyyy

[skloomdumpster]

kat and stella made out during a party on stella's first year btw. Stell pretended she was too drunk to remember btw

happy pride month

[v1ct0la]

..an intro..

hi, i'm victoria :) | lesbian | 18 | she/her | intj

multi fandom, but currently focussing on tlou2 for a fat while aka probs the rest of my life aka pls send psychiatric help

current obsession: abby anderson (tlou2)

links:

don't copy anything or spam me pls :)

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masterlist

[cleaverqueer]

now obviously Logan is trans and gets his name from his friends like in canon. cant get top surgery but i think he'd have a smaller chest, and with how much he works out they just look like nice pecs and thts probably why he works out so much tbh. ofc with domestication visa vi getting a partner who loves and accepts him he lets himself soften up a little bit uwu been on T since the turn of the 1900s, will fucking SOCK anyone who outs him instead of 'explaining' himself.

Wade learns the word genderfluid and never questions himself again, changes presentation/pronouns with their mood mostly. very bugs bunny esque but his gender conformity and/or lackthereof is never the point of the joke. way more casually fem

uhhhhhh who else do i care about

Squirrel Girl could be more butch but besides that no notes, i like her.

OH MY BBY GHOSTRIDER oh man i have to put some thought into him actually, same with Blackheart

scarlet witch,,,,,,,,the movie portrayals did you so dirty, you could have been so awesome...... i dont have many hcs though i liked her story from what i knew about her.

bruce banner/hulk has more of a frankenstein mixed with jekyll and hyde vibe, and the hulk could pass as a 'normal' albeit very large ripped person

Tony Stark is the same except maybe more bisexual. because how do you improve upon perfection? Exactly. making it more bisexual

Do Not ask me about Captain America we'll be here all day

i dont care about Th- WAIT LOKI

Loki is obviously genderfluid and changes her appearance everytime shes both onscreen and it can be construed as either helpful to him or annoying to someone else. Though they do have a 'real' self thats much more ice giant looking than Tom Hiddleston. More self satisfied with mischief for mischief's sake, really just shows up to fuck up peoples day like in the comics ive actually read

uh. Sunknight cause i think the inversion is funny, i dont actually know anything about moonknight

OUGH NIGHTCRAWLER hm i think im just gonna give him a better costume ngl, i loooove his design a lot and i dont know his backstory well enough to tinker.

Mystique,,,,,, you get a better color palette.

what if. i made my own variants of all my fave marvel characters according to my hcs of them

[darlenicy]

How do you like this plot where Icy specifically uses magic on Darcy to make her stop loving Riven?

tbh I always thought she actually did when I was a kid. In that scene where Riven is betrayed by the Trix, Icy's eyes glow red for a moment and right after, Darcy rises behind Riven and attacks him.

I can see it in general. Icy only cares for the three of them, and it's obvious that Riven is a threat to their coven. So yeah, I can totally see Icy trying to control Darcy. Which would be kinda hard, tho, because even though Icy is a master in dark magic....Darcy is the queen of illusions and darkness and an expert messing with the mind of others. So I think it would be super hard to get in Darcy's head.

On the other hand, Darcy is an overthinker and Icy surely could influence her thinking with little well set comments and taunts. And yes, I think this way Icy could make Darcy doubt her relationship.

[lowbcame]

tlsp/am doodles :)

i miss baby tlsp so much if you can’t tell x

[d1s1ntegrated]

thinking thoughts today

thinking about shigaraki losing a match on his game and coming over to you, laying in his bed, and taking his frustration out on you in the form of aggressive kisses, nips, and pathetically rutting into your thigh. thinking about how he would ask you if you think he's a loser, and having to listen to him grumble about how useless his teammates were, all while he's panting and shaking on your lap. he'll get himself off on your plush thighs, shoving his face into your chest and moaning feverishly into the nape of your neck, making a pure mess of himself. once he's finished, he'll get right back up, slip back into his chair, pop his headset back on, and the cycle will repeat.

[taintandviolent]

If you're doing random and wild headcanons: RANDOM AND WILD JIMMY HEADCANOS?

I'm re-watching Freakshow bc the vibe gives me extreme hot summer vibes and the current nor cal weather is not summer-ing rn 🙄 (random note lmao). Anyways- yeah I love that man. Need to cover his face in cherry red kisses fr fr

uggggghhh the loml. my summer boy, my sweet honey pie. I’m sorry summer isn’t summery for you — it’s a little too summery for me, almost 100 degrees is a little much. anyway, again, written at work - so apologies if these are doody!!

Jimmy Darling always dips his fries in his milkshakes because Eve turned him onto it. He can't have a shake without doing it.

Jimmy has a cigar box full of napkins with kiss marks on them; he asks his favourite girls to kiss a napkin to remember them by. Spoiler alert: there's a napkin from almost every single city he's been in.

After sex, Jimmy is a major snuggler. He spoons you like he's trying to melt your bodies together, smearing his face against your bare shoulders. He takes big breaths of you, inhaling every scent that your body gives off -- your sweat and the summer sun mixed with your perfume is the most intoxicating one.

Jimmy Darling also snores. It's not like an ugly snore that makes you sleep in separate bedrooms, but he's definitely a snorer. Every so often, you have to nudge him a little to change positions and get him to stop.

He takes his coffee black, because his ma takes it the same way.

Jimmy's the type to put his shirt down over a puddle so you don't get your shoes wet, unless he's wearing his favourite leather jacket. Then, he's just picking you up marriage-style and carrying you over the puddle.

Jimmy’s got a pretty good memory, and never forgets a date…. unless he’s drunk. And when he is drunk, he can’t stop apologizing into your neck, crying and peppering desperate kisses.

[hyperfixationcultivation]

I feel like Naruto would not be really good at realizing that someone likes him, loves him, wants to be with him.

Personally, I view him as a sensitive boy, that had to grow up too early in an abusive environment. Kids like this learn to feel people's moods and emotions as a survival tactic.

Yet he had no one to teach him love. He doesn't know what it looks like.

So while he would know perfectly how Shikamaru's steps sound like when he's frustrated, or how Sakura's shoulders sag when she's upset, he has no clue what to make of Sasuke cooking for him. Coming over to just do nothing together. Bringing him stuff. Looking into his eyes like that. Staring at him when he thinks Naruto is unaware - Naruto notices, of course, always.

He's puzzled but he's happy that Sasuke is with him at last. Even as friends, he wouldn't DARE to wish for more.

So after weeks of panicking, and wondering, and not understanding he just decides to enjoy it while it lasts.

And then Kakashi-sensei asks if they're dating already, and Naruto laughs it off at first but then-

He thinks. And wonders. And hopes.

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[greensaplinggrace]

malarklina fic where darklina is actually together first and mal on the outskirts of their relationship is like ‘wow they’re kinda fucked up, but at least they’re not involving anybody else in what they’ve got going on’. and then darklina meet him once and rapidly hone in on him like hungry bloodhounds and he very quickly becomes involved in literally everything they’ve got going on, to everyone’s detriment but especially his own

[13eyond13]

who do you think would be best at cooking? I feel like Matsuda would be really good at it and no one else

Hahah I like imagining Matsuda being a good cook!

My #1 best chef in the Death Note universe headcanon is always Mogi, because of scenes in the manga like this:

I headcanon that he maybe has some legit culinary arts training or something like that in his past?

Also randomly Gevanni is somebody I would easily headcanon as a good cook, probably because he's sorta like the SPK's Mogi... that quietly efficient and subservient and impressive team member that the Wammy boy boss seems to love