#incorrect quotes nancy wheeler

[skylarinfinity]

m/n: [walk to hopper] officer! can you help finding my girlfriend? she been missing.

hopper: [get worried] can you describe her-

m/n: i have a drawing of her [pull out paper with stick figure drawing on it] here [give it to hopper]

hopper: uh- [clear his throat] can you just how me her picture or just give me her name.

m/n: my phone on her handbag, i can't just tell you her name i respect her privacy- [stop after heard somebody screaming his name]

[nancy rush toward them and hug m/n]

nancy: oh gosh m/n, don't walk away for me like that! [slap m/n bicep] you had me worried bad.

hopper: [look them both] nancy, where the hell do you find this man?

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[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

[part 1] [part 2] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7]

[piliharrington]

*At Steve and Eddie's house*

Jancy's kid: Uncle Eddie, why don't you have a wife?

Eddie: Because I'm gay.

Jancy's kid: What does that mean?

Eddie: It means I like boys, not girls.

Jancy's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?

Eddie, looks to Steve who is in the kitchen minding his own business: I don't know. WHY DON'T I HAVE A HUSBAND, STEVE?

[princessdave]

Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science

Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?

Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?

Robin: oh shit

Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*

[criminally-obsessed]

STEVE: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. EDDIE: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. ARGYLE: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. ROBIN: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. NANCY: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. JOHNATHAN: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

[kurtkankle]

it’s time for… more fruity four text posts!

[steddiealltheway]

Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?

Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.

Steve: I'm in the closet.

Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3

Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.

Argyle: Love is love. <3

[joehawke]

Dustin: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Steve: bold of you to assume I was even held

Dustin:

Eddie:

Nancy:

Robin: Steve, we’ve talked about this

[standatsvthoughts]

*on a nature hike*

Nancy: it’s beautiful out here

Steve: and quiet

Nancy: too quiet

Steve: did we lose someone?

*Cut to Eddie and Robin trying to befriend a bear*

[rogueddie]

Onion Headlines 2.0

[bisexual-cryptid]

Stranger Things + Textposts (pt ?)

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 2

[part 1] [part 3] [part 4] [part 5] [part 5.5] [part 6] [part 7]

[madbyer]

Jonathan: Hawkins isn’t that small

Argyle: Your girlfriend’s brother is your brother’s boyfriend, and also your sister’s ex.

[hart269]

Chrissy : Eddie, I love you

Eddie : But I love Steve

Steve : But I love Nancy

Nancy : But I love Jonathan

Jonathan : But I love Argyle

.

Y/N turning to Robin : I love you

Robin : I love you too

[ronancebrainrot]

[steddiealltheway]

Nancy: You know those things will kill you, right?

Robin, pouring another glass of whiskey: That's the point.

Eddie, smoking a cigarette: We're trying to speed up the process.

Steve: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*