#incorrect nancy wheeler

[eddieintheupsidedown]

Nancy: are you two friends?

Steve: no

Eddie: yes

Steve & Eddie stare at each other:

Steve: we're married?

Eddie, voice breaking: but ... are we not friends?

[skylarinfinity]

m/n: [walk to hopper] officer! can you help finding my girlfriend? she been missing.

hopper: [get worried] can you describe her-

m/n: i have a drawing of her [pull out paper with stick figure drawing on it] here [give it to hopper]

hopper: uh- [clear his throat] can you just how me her picture or just give me her name.

m/n: my phone on her handbag, i can't just tell you her name i respect her privacy- [stop after heard somebody screaming his name]

[nancy rush toward them and hug m/n]

nancy: oh gosh m/n, don't walk away for me like that! [slap m/n bicep] you had me worried bad.

hopper: [look them both] nancy, where the hell do you find this man?

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[thatmunsonboy]

Eddie: THAT’S IT! I want a divorce!

Steve: YOU CAN’T HAVE DUSTIN!

Eddie, glaring at Steve: Fine, I get Will though.

Steve, gasping: NO YOU DON’T!

Nancy, who just walked in: Why are they fighting?

Robin: Steve ate the last cookie.

[sophemeva]

Nancy : Why is Dustin crying?

Steve : I am having Max be mean to him.

Nancy: What?? Why??

Steve: He got a D in Spanish and then cheated.

Nancy : Well, you can't use Max for that, discipline your child yourself.

Robin : Nance, max got straight A's , she needs to be rewarded too.

Eddie : it's a win-win.

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 5

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[piliharrington]

*At Steve and Eddie's house*

Jancy's kid: Uncle Eddie, why don't you have a wife?

Eddie: Because I'm gay.

Jancy's kid: What does that mean?

Eddie: It means I like boys, not girls.

Jancy's kid: Then why don't you have a husband?

Eddie, looks to Steve who is in the kitchen minding his own business: I don't know. WHY DON'T I HAVE A HUSBAND, STEVE?

[princessdave]

Steve, a superstitious jock who just realized he’s only won fights in his Scoops uniform: I’m telling you Robin, it’s science

Robin: how are slutty sailor uniforms going to help us beat Vecna?

Steve: what were you wearing when you cracked the Russian code?

Robin: oh shit

Kas!Eddie: *immediately passes out when he sees season 3 babygirl Steve come into the upside down*

[ronancebrainrot]

SHES ABOUT TO BEAT HIM UP FRRRRR WE WIN WE WIN

She’s gonna call him out on his bullshit and then we finally get another scene of Nancy beating up a man. The girls truly win again

[criminally-obsessed]

STEVE: Oh, to be a bored heir to the throne who keeps rejecting marriage proposals due to being secretly in love with the cute gardener. EDDIE: Oh, to be a cute gardener who secretly places roses in the heir’s room because they are in love with them. ARGYLE: Oh, to be the palace guard who discreetly helps to boost the cute gardener up the wall for their secret deliveries in the middle of the night. ROBIN: Oh, to be the heir’s best friend witnessing the two fools dance around each other while knowing damn well that the two like each other. NANCY: Oh, to be the noble suitor from another royal family who comes to know of their love instantly and plans an entire plan to get them their happy ending. JOHNATHAN: Oh, to be a medieval peasant who knows nothing about the heir’s personal life and who dies of dysentery at age 23.

[kurtkankle]

it’s time for… more fruity four text posts!

[eddieintheupsidedown]

Eddie, sliding a photo across the table: I need you to shoot this person in the leg

Nancy: That’s you

Eddie: Steve wants me to work out with him

[steddiealltheway]

Jonathan: Who else is hiding in the laundry room trying to listen to Robin and Nancy's convo?

Argyle: Me. I'm in the laundry basket.

Eddie: I'm in the washing machine.

Steve: I'm in the closet.

Argyle: We accept you Steve. <3

Steve: No I'm literally in the closet.

Argyle: Love is love. <3

[joehawke]

Dustin: were you dropped on your head as a child?

Steve: bold of you to assume I was even held

Dustin:

Eddie:

Nancy:

Robin: Steve, we’ve talked about this

[bigboysteveharrington]

Nancy (quietly to Steve while Eddie’s out of the room): Have you told him about the wanting six kids thing yet?

Eddie (popping his head back into the room): It’s seven now

Nancy (more relieved than ever that she’s not the one Steve wants to raise kids with him anymore): What?

Eddie: I talked him into raising the number. I say why limit ourselves when we’ve already proven we can handle that many

Nancy: You’re joking, right?

Eddie:

Nancy (turning to Steve): He’s joking right?

Steve:

[lavenderstobins]

stranger tweets part 2

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[standatsvthoughts]

*on a nature hike*

Nancy: it’s beautiful out here

Steve: and quiet

Nancy: too quiet

Steve: did we lose someone?

*Cut to Eddie and Robin trying to befriend a bear*