#nerd whining

[pineyw00dsshesquatch]

When I heard about "shojo superman" I was intrigued, but skeptical. Now, I am a believer.

The fan discourse was right about its shojo sensibilities, but I keep finding dipshit articles people were paid to write calling it "Shonen inspired". This is why we can't have nice things!!!! If they just used the general "anime" it'd be less annoying, but they keep using "Shonen" specifically which is just LAME. It has a magical girl Transformation sequence come ONNNNN.

Yeah, there's a lot of overlap, especially in a hybrid East to West show like this, but GDI it's lame when something cranks up so many well loved features of shojo for a mainstream audience only to be misunderstood as shonen. I guess it's the action misleading people, but the pacing, character moments, and themes distinctly lean shojo. It feels like an episode of Sailor Moon before Yu Yu Hakusho. I'm keeping it retro for the comarisons cuz I think that was clearly the goal in production. The way it showcases tropes usually reserved for femmes characters and consumers, especially for western shows, for a legacy male character is part of what makes it feel so fresh and appealing. It all adds up to a nostalgic, romance hazed, optimistic take on Superman that works brilliantly.

Just on an "aesthetic level" the same way the 90's animated Superman and Batman banked on Art Deco futurism in its environments and settings, this show uses hazy lighting and a warm inviting city reminiscent of classic shojo.

Sorry, I'm not an expert in DC or Superman by any means, and with a character that's been around for almost 100 years, an "ideal adaptation" is kind of a fallacy in its own right. I have zero ill will towards Shonen on its own, only the way the industry prioritizes it at the expense of shojo cuz "stuff 'for girls' isn't profitable" and the cultural fallout from that. My Adventures With Superman flies in the face of that broke brain thinking with its unabashedly romantic, pink tinged success. I just adore shojo, so seeing something really hit a gender flaunting homer with its sensibilities getting mislabeled as shonen is lame.

[m-3-rcil-3-ss]

I hate when people write my whiney pathetic men as doms

[vanillabeams]

nerdy armin prt2!!

christmas special!!!

warning: smut, pet names, sub men, mention of cum, cursing, teasing

surprise at the end!!

prt1

poor armin..buddy was skipping classes just to avoiding you and we all know how important his classes were to him. he was so embarrassed because he knew for fact that you knew he was getting off to your voice.

it’s been 2 days and you haven’t seen armin at all, he hasn’t answered any of your texts and your seriously getting worried because this isn’t like him at all,

it’s been 4 days now and you can’t lie you miss him a lot the way he can’t look you in the eyes properly..or the way he stares at you in class. you squeeze your thighs together releasing the energy that is slowly creeping up on you which made you realize you arrived at the mall to bring him a christmas gift as an excuse to come over to his house. you shop around the mall finding different things you think he would like making him a little basket.

you knock on his front door rethinking this whole plan but your worries gotten the best of you and now your here there’s no going back, armin opens the door shocked that your here “y-y/n??..what are you doing here?” his tall frame clouding over you and it doesn’t help with what he is wearing. he was wearing a black tank top with shorts that hang just above his knees with his black Yeezy slides and a Santa hat on the side of his head to top it off . he stretches his arm resting it on on the very top of the door

omg he is so fineee you can’t even squeeze your legs together right now cause your standing. “y/n?” you look back up at his face seeing him turn red because you were staring too hard and it was noticeable. “christmas gift duhh” you smile wide at him and he looks down at your glossed lips but quickly looks away embarrassed. “you should come in, i know it’s cold” he stretches the door wider for you.

“ im glad you finally let me inside im freezing!” you walked over to his island and place his gift down “ is this a fine place for me to put your gift here?” he turns around from the door to look over where u placed it “ yeah that’s fine, u can come sit on the couch i’ll get u a blanket i know u said u was cold” before u could tell him you weren’t gonna be here long he is already going upstairs to his room to grab one.

once he sees you sitting on his couch he takes in your outfit and it’s so cute to him. he hands you the blanket and sits next to you. but there is an awfully huge space between you guys because he is so nervous around you. you wrap the blanket around you and it smell just like him. “ armin why haven’t you been to school?” he face turns red reminding him of why he actually skipped school “ i-..i just needed a break. i guess” you could tell he was lying “ armin please don’t lie to me.”

u look at him waiting for a response and you don’t even get a answer, he only does this when he isn’t ready to talk about something so you change the subject and get up seeing his red face as u do so, walking over to his gift. once u grab his gift you sit directly next to him legs touching and everything “ look at what i got you” he grabs the gift out of what seem like the smallest hands ever.

“thank you, you didn’t have to do this” he looks at the basket and then looks at you for 1.2 seconds and looks somewhere else “armin!” his head snaps back at you startled by the way you voice rose up at him “ y-yes..? what’s wrong?” you cross your arms over your chest “ i deserve a response on why you left me on ghost” you watch as he bite his bottom lip “c’mon..you know why”

you start to grow an irritated with him “ armin if i knew why you went ghost on me i wouldn’t be here” you’ve never yelled at him before but he went ghost on you and tried to wipe it off “ last phone call we had..” he doesn’t finish his sentence and you instantly remember what happened “ so you were actually getting off to my voice..??” you can’t help but smirk at his reaction. he holds his face in his palms shaking his head yes you then start to graze the nape of his neck with your acrylics “ aw my voice turns you on min?”

“ i don’t wanna talk about it..” he mumbles in his hands embarrassed. you take a good look at his frame again and you realize that he is hard. you can see his bulge slowly rising so you take it upon yourself to get off the couch and squat right between his legs. he doesn’t realize your between his legs intill you place your hands on his thighs. he removes his hands off his face and looks down at you “y/n?” he then realizes his hard wood is literally poking up right in front of your face. “ i’m s-sorry..” is all the words that he manage to say.

you press your hand on to his bulge and he leans back into the couch biting down on his lower lip to hide back the whine that almost slipped from his lips. you start gently rubbing him thru his pants “ if you can’t hold eye contact i’ll stop.” he looks down at you “ please y/n..you know how hard it is for me to-..” a whine slips from his lips once you take his cock out his boxers and it nearly slaps your face. you use both hands to grip onto his girth just to get the feel of it “ does that feel good min?” he nods his head “ imma need words armin.” you start to kiss on his thighs teasing him “y-yes ma’am” his words makes your cunt flutter

you start kissing his tip as u look up at him seeing the teasing is making him go insane, he is squirming so much “ please..! y/n..” you watch him melt into his own couch “ please what love?” you could tell the names that you are calling him are really getting to him “p-please touch me..” he whines underneath his breath. you press your lips onto his cock swirling your tongue around his tip and slowly start sucking not even half his base before gagging. you use your hands to jerk off the rest you can’t fit into your mouth looking up at him to only see him covering his eyes with his forearm and biting his lip so hard to control his moans and whines.

you remove your lips off him pouting. he realizes you stopped and looked down “look at me and stop hiding your moans from me” his breaths are shaky and he swallow his saliva before speaking “ yes ma’am..” you smile up at him “ good boy” his dick twitches and you soon come to the realization that he likes being praised.

you slide your mouth back onto him now forcing half of him into your mouth going up and down on him faster and faster “f-fuck..! y-y/n” he continues to squirm but his squirming is worse now. his voice is so whiny and high pitch and when you look up making eye contact with him, he completely loses it because he knows he has to make eye contact with you because he is so close to coming. he loses it so bad the poor guys starts sobbing “ y/nnn..fuck! i’m cu-“ dude couldn’t even finish his sentence everything went white around him and next thing you know there’s cum all over your pretty face.

“merry Christmas!” was the last thing u said before he fell asleep

(here’s a visual on what he sounded like)

[ladamedusoif]

UNHOLY FERAL NOISES

[kylorengarbagedump]

new dildo finally came in

[shesgonnachangetheworld]

i know that people mostly use "kill the part of you that cringes" as a way to be like "don't be a dick to people whose high crime is 'liking things a lot'" but quite frankly we need to use it more in political spaces. like, sorry you think middle aged liberal wine moms that knit pussy hats and quote fiction are unbearably cringe, but middle aged (and older!) women are the backbone of literally every good cause in this god forsaken country, and if you want to actually commit to bringing about change, you're just going to have to grow out of being an eighth grader and learn to fucking deal

[ananke-xiii]

I literally don't care about Dean teaching Jack how to drive&fish but I absolutely need a fic with Sam, Rowena and Cas going to meet the shaman Sergei who was recommended by none other than Ketch. Cas huffs and puffs about it for the whole drive, Rowena complains about Sam driving too slow and Sam thinks about driving them all into a cliff, the thought of dying Jack is the only thing keeping them all alive. What's even worse? The ride back home. With Sergei. Level of "I'd rather be in the pit of hell than in this car with you all" over nine thousand. It's, again, the thought of a dying Jack that keeps them all safe from eternal damnation because these people would otherwise Commit Crimes&Sacrileges.

[ichorink]

I dont have an account anywhere dedicated to solely spam posting so sorry tumblr u r getting it UGHHHH im being miserable abt angelscales again just cause im fixated on those two losers it makes me soooo miserable they r literally perfect for each other in the new era and it kills me how bad their relationship in mk1 was written bc now the whole fandom hates them😭😭all i ever see is bad things about them especially on mktwt NNOOOOOO THEY COUKDVE BEEN SOO GOOODDDDD its me and my 2 or 3 tumblr friends against the world

How did i even get here theres literally barely anything 2 go off in canon idek theyre just two of my mk1 favs so im like🤷 and then the fixation built and got worse and worse UGGHHGHGH SOMEBODY SEDATE MEEEE

[httpiastri]

paul is a 100% a boob man OMG

and, also, WHYYY do I think he's the type that whines . theres a prema video where they're trying to guess the circuit blindfolded and when they ask paul to confess to kimi that hes been cheating he starts to literally WHINEEEEEEEEE those 30s lives in my mind rent free and im not kidding

!!!!!! im HOLLERING!!!!!!!!!!!! that's one of my fave vids ever omg and paul freaking whining is like music to my ears istg. it's so on point for him too.... i wrote a little about that in the paul nsfw alphabet that i never finished 🫠🫠 but yeah like we've been through, i think he has a slightly submissive streak and he enjoys being teased. and to hear those sweet sounds as rewards when you tease him, or kiss him with a bit of force, or roll your hips on his.... 😶

[raeazure]

I have a lot of problem with fandom spaces and basically all of them stem from the fact that fandom-type people are not interested in what a work has to say so much as they are interested in the aesthetic value of the work. The work is not valued as part of a greater whole, but instead viewed as a series of related pieces that can be removed without care for how the rest of the work is inextricably tied to it.

[stcries]

my mood this afternoon: being jealous over the rest of the world for having hot topics, but there’s not one here. THERE’S SO MUCH COOL STUFF, but I can’t order any of it cause the price conversions are ridiculous.

[that-random-chaos-entity]

The weird realms of frustration I find myself in.

I have a hopeless weakness for Perturabo; his demigod-manchildness amuses me endlessly, and I ship him so hard with my OC Nehetari. But the one old flame of mine from when I FIRST started getting into the hobby has come back to haunt my horny dreams.

Fucking HORUS. God damn it, I was down bad for him before I even entered my Angron phase. And now that I've started reading the heresy books, he's back like an old ex that I never quite got over. I got so much Nehetari x Perturabo shit to do, not to mention introduce all my OTHER cool OC's. I ain't got time for this shit, Horus!

[kylorengarbagedump]

MEEEEEEEE

[shyesterin]

in one of those moods again where there's a specific person I wanna talk to/interact with more soooo badly but I am too much of a weenie for it

[magnoliaaah]

My Spotify Wrapped is full of EO, oops x) And that's only for like, half of the year, as I dropped the app and downloaded all my music because fuck the ads (and also because I'm too broke to buy a premium subscription)

Also Fetid Necropolis should have been first, yeah it's my favorite from the OST of the fifth game (with maybe the last stratum battle theme I guess), but oh well... I used to have a playlist with all the OSTs from all the games so I guess the save theme did come more frequently than the cool stratum theme...

Yeah the screenshots are in french, fight me for that if you want

[queer-reader-07]

i absolutely love and enjoy the field i've chosen to study but sometimes i start questioning all my life choices. for example, why the fuck do i have to calculate the kinetic energy of a GOOSE?!