#non-requests❌

[bah-theater]

The Curtains Open…

[pt: the curtains open…]

Come one, come all! Hello, audience! We know this type of blog has been created over and over again, you’ve got plenty of options; we’ve just decided to throw our hat in the ring! 🎩🪄

Welcome to our BAH (Build A Headmate) blog. We are pro-endo and anti-radqueer, however anyone can interact. (We can include paraphilias as an add on—minus inherently non-consensual ones—because we see no harm in most of them.)

We are a small system which will remain anonymous for the time being. You may know us as the Theater of Chaos, and use they/them pronouns for us.

Below you will find links to our template, source list, inbox check, and our tags.

[REQUESTS: CLOSED - exception is ASK GAMES] - temporary break until the poll closes. Expect the queue to be somewhat filled by the time we’re back!

Ask games: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven [yes these are all the games we've ever reblogged. I love ask games]

[Inbox/Drafts: 13] [Queue: 0]

Hoarding blog: @bahhoard

Templates

Source List

Inbox Check

Tags:

#Anonmyous🎭 - headmates made of our own whim.

#Anonymous clients🪄 - anonymous requests.

#Known clients🎩 - requests with a sign-off or with a blog attached.

#Ask games🎟️ - contains both packs made from ask games and the original reblogged post.

#Non-requests❌ - well…self explanatory. Not requests.

(Any known sign-offs will also be added to their requests.)

Sign-offs:

🪐 / 🧬💊 / 🌻 / 💗🔪 / 🎀🌈 / 🌌💥 / S.E.L / 🟣�� / 📺🌈

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[dashing-melody]

⭑ welcome to kitty city ! ⭑

intro post !

last updated: 1 / 7 / 2025

hello ! im cat , im a minor , and im using this blog to post about age regression / system stuff :-)

no dms unless were mutuals ! if so , feel free to reach out and ask for certain things to be tagged or your very own “___ dont look !” tag ^_^

most if not all posts liked will be reblogged at some point ! sometimes i am just out of energy (>_<) sorry !

asks are always open ! requests are: open !

please read the rules before requesting !

the rest of this post is important ! please read !

tagging system !

( any emoji not shown is a headmate rbing )

♦️; rb -> homestuck / hiveswap reblogs

🪲; rb -> bug reblogs

🐱; rb -> cat reblogs

🩷; rb -> mlp reblogs

🖍️; rb -> toy reblogs, mainly stuffies

🧸; rb -> miscellaneous agere things

🍻; rb -> miscellaneous reblogs

♻; rb -> self reblog

🍀; rb -> repeated reblogs

💌; rb -> things ive requested

sb -> stimboards

mb -> moodboards

❌; non-agere -> stuff that contains more mature themes like death and swearing. please block this tag so you dont upset yourself :-)

my post tags !

the cats meow -> general talking tag

📭; answers -> ask answers

📬; requests -> you guessed it, requests ! ^_^

🧡; post -> posts about / for my moirailsprit

🌸; post -> posts about / for my kismesprit

🍻; post -> miscellaneous posts, sometimes headmates will sign off, but not always

❌; post -> posts with more mature themes, same as mentioned above. please block this tag if uncomfortable :-)

gifs and flashing are tagged appropriately, along with repetition, reblog bait, and any commonly upsetting things like blood or weapons

dividers from @/kodaswrld and @/animatedglittergraphics-n-more !

[sm-baby]

I want to see all the carnival AU bios again, but finding Zooble's is too hard, even when using the search. I hope there's a more organized way to view them.

(Trying to come up with nicknames that said characters would give my characters.)

CARNIVAL AU MASTERPOST + BOUNDARIES

Augh... I never know how to organize stuff! But here is a mini master post of the TADC Info Cards (edited):

The Main Cast (Minus Zooble :C)

Zooble ( Plus Zooble!!! :3)

Shiny Cards ✨

Lesser AI

THE GLOINKS!!!

Level layout

OFFICIAL COMIC:

The Entire Comic has also been dubbed by @volticglitch !! If you're not a reader, You can watch their dubs instead!! Here is the dub

Your best friend!

Jesterly duties

The hallway

Crying

First clue

Special event!

Foul language - a silly

Excuse me?

Leave!

A word with Bubble

Let it Settle

I'm sorry

CONCEPT ART:

Characters Relationship Chart ( Bonus, OC relationship Chart!)

The Tent

The Funhouse

Cutscene

Pomni expressions

Character design

Meet Pomni

ALT character skins (Bonus, Maid skins because of course I did)

Pomni expressions AGAIN!!! (and a bonus)

The Jester's Circus tent (and a bonus)

References

Shape language ramble

LOREEE:

Neck pieces

Neck pieces (prt 2)

Neck pieces (prt 3)

Silly Frilly

Toxic Positivity Duo

Quick Ragatha Doodle

The Rabbit

Non-sentient Pomni

Pity Laugh

First act of violence

First and only visit

DOODLE DUMPS:

First look

Meet Jax

Meet Ragatha

Meet Kinger

Meet Able

Zooble's room

Theatre shinanigans

Thanks for listening

Jax Doodles

Ragatha doodles (Feat. Kaufmo)

Caine doodles

Queenie?

Colored doodles

Eye popping

Jax Ko-fi request!

SILLIES!!:

The "Sillies!!" Section is moved HERE becuase the mastpost couldn't take any more links!

╔══ ❀•°❀BOUNDERIES/FAQ❀°•❀ ══╗

"Can I make OCs In Carnival?" - Yess!! Multiple people already have and they make me so happy! do whatever, as long as you're happy and having fun!! " Can I make NSFW?" - Yas and slay, just be sure to warn and spoiler it, etc. etc. be responsible when posting NSFW! " Can I make Fanfics?" - Yes and please show me!! that would be lovely!! " Can I dub/voice your stuff?" - Yes but, I have only one rule... show me pleaaasseeee pls pls pls 🥺🙏 " Can I ship the characters/self ships/ OC x Canon?" - Aughh.. this is gonna suck to explain cuz its a lot to ask.. You're allowed to ship any ship! My only boundary is that it doesn't include either Pomni or Caine being with others who are not eachother! For example: Ragatha x Jax ✅ Pomni x Jax❌ Kinger x Queenie✅ Kinger x Caine❌ As long as the ship does not include Pomni or Caine individually, I'm all aboard!! I respect Jax x Pomni shippers, as well as Kinger x caine shippers, I just don't like them myself and don't want to accidentally stumble upon them in the tag! I do apologize if that's a lot, it just makes me uncomfy! Bounderies can be very tight! :')

[bah-theater]

We can add this one to our list!

Could we, perhaps, get a pack based on the "Retro" aesthetic? Perhaps with some sort of focus on the 80s-90s? Just in any regard you'd be interested in. It'd be greatly enjoyable if you included any kins, as well, but not necessary by any means. This entire ask, of course, is not necessary. I hope your day is lovely.

emptying inbox, others may feel free to adopt

[kuronarnze]

Hi hi! Its 🦈⭐ again, finally finished with exams and finished most of my art related projects so Im finally free to request here again 🎉

Is it alright if I ask for cuteness aggression headcanon (the character's dealing with it) for (as usual) Kurona, Sae, possibly Charles and whoever you want?

Loved reading your recent fanfics and headcanons, hope you're doing well and keep up the good work!! (P.S a bit late but congrats on 400 Followers!) -🦈⭐

a/n: OMGGG HIHII welcome backkk 🦈⭐ ANONN! wowowowow congrats on finishing your exams I hope you'll get a good score 🫶 ART PROJECTS?? I love art projects sm, MUST BE FUN (maybe?) But I'm glad you're back and you can finally request again 💗 THIS IDEA IS LITERALLY SOO CUTE OHMYGOSH I love cuteness aggression sm, tysm for reading my recent works I'm so glad you love them 🫶💗 tysmmm and dw abt it 🫶🫶 enjoy the headcannons !

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 BLLK Boys dealing with cuteness aggression for their s/o 

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Kurona Ranze

- He absolutely doesn��t know what’s happening to him when it first hits.

- You smiled at him one morning while still in pajamas, hair messy, rubbing your eyes…

- and his brain just: 🦈❌ SYSTEM ERROR—TOO CUTE.

- He physically has to stop himself from grabbing you and squishing you. His hands hover in the air like “what do I do what do I do—”

- Tries to act cool about it but you notice his ears going bright red.

- Will mumble under his breath like: “...you’re too cute, seriously. It’s a problem…”

- 10/10 would end up pulling you into a soft but desperate hug, holding you a little tighter than usual.

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Itoshi Sae

- He SEEMS composed but inside he’s feral.

- The moment you do something adorable—laughing at a dumb meme, biting into a pastry with a cute “mm!” sound—he’s fighting for his life.

- Internal monologue: don’t squish her don’t squish her don’t squish her don’t—

- His fingers twitch. His jaw clenches slightly.

- The only sign is when he lets out a long breath and mutters, “You’re dangerous.”

- If you catch him and tease, he’ll smirk and deny it… “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”

- … but the next second he’s pulling you onto his lap and wrapping his arms around you with a quiet, almost growly little “Mine.”

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Charles Chevalier

- You?? Looking cute??

- Charles.exe has stopped working.

- You do anything remotely adorable and he’s gasping dramatically like, “Mon dieu!! Do you WANT me to explode?!”

- Pacing around the room. Shaking his hands out. “Non non non… you can’t DO this to me!!”

- He will absolutely squish your cheeks. Will pick you up and spin you if you’re smaller.

- And if you pout?? He’s DOOMED.

- “STOP!!! YOU CAN’T—” squeezes you harder “—DO THIS TO ME!”

- Everyone around him is like: “Charles… calm down.”

- Never calms down. Cuteness aggression MAXED.

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Itoshi Rin

- He doesn’t know this is a thing.

- The first time he feels that overwhelming urge (you being sleepy-cute, or excited about something), he’s convinced there’s something wrong with him.

- “Why… do I wanna… squish them… what the hell…”

- blushes like crazy.

- Tries to escape the situation by looking away, acting annoyed: “Stop being so damn cute.”

- You: “what did I doo?”

- Rin: face burning, hands gripping the couch cushion for dear life

- If you keep teasing him, he’ll snap and just grab you into a tight hug, hiding his face in your neck: “It’s your fault.”

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Isagi Yoichi

- He knows EXACTLY what cuteness aggression is.

- And boy is he struggling.

- You wear an oversized hoodie? Cute expression? You giggle?

- “SHSSHSHUISH I wanna squeeze you so bad!!!!”

- He blurts it out before thinking.

- Actually grabs a pillow to squeeze instead so he won’t accidentally crush you.

- But if you look cuter or look at him with big eyes, all bets are off—he’s wrapping you up in a big bear hug, spinning you around.

- “You’re way too adorable for my heart to handle!!”

- 100% will admit it. "I get cuteness aggression every single day because of you."

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Shidou Ryusei 

- FULL ON FERAL MODE.

- The moment you do anything remotely cute—like wearing his jersey, LIKE DOING ANYTHING CUTE—

- he’s on you in SECONDS.

- “Baaaabe—!! You tryna kill me or what?! You’re so cute I could EAT YOU—!!”

(He says this OUT LOUD, no shame)

- He’ll chase you around the room in playful attack mode.

- Will 100% TACKLE HUG you onto the couch or bed and just bury his face in your neck, arms tight around you.

- “I CAN’T— YOU’RE TOO CUTE— I’M GONNA BITE YOU—”

- (He might actually nibble your cheek or neck just to calm down 💀)

- No such thing as self-control here.

- Afterwards, he’ll lie there clinging to you with the biggest satisfied grin.

- “Heh. You drive me nuts y’know? I fuckin’ love it.”

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Thank you sm for readingg, and feel free to request more, I absolutely love your ideas 🫶

[bah-theater]

I know we don’t reblog things but this is SO real,, we love hearing that our packs helped!! And ‘course we’d love to meet ‘em if they’re comfortable with it!! But obv not required :)

BAH culture is getting unreasonably excited when you hear someone split a headmate you made and kinda wanting to meet them but you know asking would be super awkward

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[pearlescentparade]

requests are closed!

hello!! i am pearlescentparade, a writing blog that writes reader fics for the funny block game

about the author 💝

i am based in america, and use he/him pronouns. as for names, you can call me pearl or parade or pp or the full shabang i don't mind anything hehe i am also cambodian!

be warned that there will be instances of nsfw content on my blog, whether joking or serious and in writing or asks.. please proceed with caution and search "sfw" in my blog to find the safe posts!

all of my writing is uploaded in a single work on ao3 by the same name!

🫧fandoms i'm writing for❣️

phighting!

block tales

forsaken

✅what i will write!❇️

fluff, angst, nsfw

multiple characters x reader

headcannons and drabbles

platonic requests

continuations for reqs but only if i feel like doing it bc sometimes i js dont :[

(phighting) npcs and the sfoth

❌what i will not write🛑

ROMANTIC requests with minor characters, platonic is okay -c00lkidd (forsaken) -ducky, lightblox (phighting) -red & blue noob (block tales)

rape and anything non-consensual

romanticized yandere, i'll willing to write yandere but i will make it toxic and unhealthy and evil asf

ROMANTIC requests with (phighting) biograft, platonic is fine

character x oc

character x character

(phighting, forsaken) character skins

pregnancy i just dont think i can :[

📋when requesting, please state:

the character(s)

genre (fluff, angst, nsfw)

format (headcannons, drabble, or fic [be warned that fics will take Very Long)

scenario/extra details is optional, but its recommended and appreciated!!

currently working on:

(oc) winged staff smut drabble

📮request queue! 🎶

taph x reader fluff phantom of the opera! subreaderkit drabble top boombox x reader smut subspace x reader smut broker x reader fluff + smut (oc) winged staff x reader fluff + smut hcs banhammer x reader fluff hcs 007n7 x killer!reader angst chance x reader smut windforce sfw and smut hcs bottom medkit x reader smut hatred/builderman x reader fluff medkit x reader fluff kitchen wizard x reader smut hcs hatred x reader smut dusekkar x reader fluff boombox x reader x coil fluff and smut hcs 007n7 x reader x 1x1x1x1 smut hcs jason x reader fluff hcs two time x reader smut 007n7 x chubby reader smut windforce & firebrand x reader smut + hcs sub griefer x reader smut venomshank smut hcs noob x reader x guest 666 angst drabble griefer x reader dating hcs steampunk glove x reader smut drabble illumina x reader smut hcs griefer x fem! reader drabble spectre's servant + fem reader reverse harem shedletsky x reader smut shedletsky x reader angst yandere two time x reader "fluff" + smut builderman x reader x shedletsky fluff coil x boombox x skateboard x reader fluff 1x1x1x1 x chef reader fluff hcs azure x two time x reader fluff + smut two time x reader smut two time x reader x elliot fluff drabble elliot x shapeshifter monster reader hcs griefer joined your party! hcs banhammer x reader smut chance x sentinel reader shedletsky x reader x builderman yandere forsaken killers x reader hcs top pwnatious x reader smut drabble medkit x reader smut chance x reader smut taph x reader fluff noob x reader x guest666 fluff drabble banhammer x reader x medkit smut subspace x reader angst/comfort drabble two time x spawn deity reader hcs part 2 coil x female phighter reader fluff drabble hyperlaser x reader fluff + smut hcs illumina x reader smut medkit x reader angst "do you have any ibuprofen?" with phighters yandere 1x1x1x1 smut 007n7 x reader x two time hcs two time x reader angst scythe x reader smut forsaken survivors watching s/o get forsaken platonic survivors finding out reader is a vampire rocket x reader smut hcs suggestive winged staff x reader all phighters x random reader hcs forsaken killers + survivors with a robot s/o proposing to phighters with a ring hcs scythe x reader angst shedletsky x reader fluff drabble yandere griefer hcs subpsace x reader + beanspace fluff chance x 007n7 x support reader (oc) winged magical staff x reader fluff 007n7 x reader smut 1x1x1x1 x shedletsky's sibling reader + shedletsky drabble katana x reader hcs medkit x reader smut ghostwalker x spouse reader hcs coil x fit reader x steampunk yandere medkit hcs seven minutes in heaven with medkit elliot x isekai'ed reader drabble kyoko nsfw hcs ghostwalker x reader angst traffic x reader fluff + suggestive forsaken survivors + killers (exclud. coolkidd) "asset" preference hcs forsaken survivors x napping reader hcs taph x reader smut drabble parasocial part 2 forsaken cast and "champion" reader broker o reader fluff hcs chance x reader fluff drabble rocket x skateboard x reader fluff dom x reader fluff hcs dom x reader smut elliot x reader hcs forsaken cast + reader w/ dinosaur traits

📖masterlists🎵

💢phighting!

🔪forsaken

⚔️block tales

blog tags:

sfw, nsfw - self-explanatory

paraderest - general posts or asks, essentially non-writing posts

paradesupport - supportive messages sent in by pearls 💝💝

pearlideas - drabbles or ideas sent in by other pearls!

pearlescent ocs - completely original characters from yours truly!!

pearlfanart - lovely fanart made by pearls!!!!!

paradeart - me drawingfs

want to interact with fellow pearls? join the communities!!

sfw community

nsfw community

if you have any questions about anything not on the list you are welcome to send in an ask about it!

thank you!! pp out 😎

[axoluxy]

COOKIE RUN KINGDOM BRAINROT!!

hi guys! haven't written in a while and since uni's done for me, i'd like to write for crk since it's taking up like at least 80% of my brain rn. SO! if you have request please send them in!

‼️ cookies i WILL write for:

• shadow milk cookie

• eternal sugar cookie

• pure vanilla cookie

• white lily cookie

• elder faerie cookie

• black pearl cookie

• wind archer cookie

• black sapphire cookie

❗️cookies i MIGHT write for (depending on how much i like the concept of the request):

• burning spice cookie

• mystic flour cookie

• golden cheese cookie

• dark cacao cookie

• hollyberry cookie

• fire spirit cookie

✅ what i will write:

sfw;

fluff

hurt/comfort

hurt, no comfort

angst

fem reader

masc reader

gender neutral reader

nsfw;

p with plot

p no plot

non-con undertones

minor gore

afab reader (trans or otherwise)

yandere themes

eating disorders

rape/sa comfort

❌ what i will NOT write;

• nsfw with amab reader, regardless of the gender of the cookie (writing it makes me feel like i'm fetishizing them, hope you understand.)

major gore

scat, water sports, etc.

rape

any underage characters

with all this, please send in requests, especially for shadow milk cookie!! i'm really excited to write :))

[bah-theater]

I kind of want to rebrand the theme of this blog…including maybe adding more categories! This could be non-BAH things (moodboards, ID packs, etc) or new add-ons (headspace, online-based, etc). What do yall think?

I may not do any of the changes if motivation fades and we don’t find the energy for any of it. However, BAH alone is getting tiring, and my theory is that spicing it up may help!

If you clicked “yes” on any of them, we would LOVE hearing your ideas for changes!! We’ve got our own ideas but help is welcome. Any decided change will go into effect soon after this poll closes.

[nena0me]

Commission Status: Open (Slots 3/4)

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Hi, I'm Nena! (⸝⸝´꒳`⸝⸝) I'm a Brazilian freelance artist who likes to play DatingSim games… You'll probably see more about Touchstarved on my profile, but there may be other obsessions. If you contact me, use she/her.

✦ About my Art

For some reference, visit my art tag> 「 ✦ Nena ✦ 」

Lineart: Only the lines of the drawing. Coloring any part with black will not change the price.

Flat Colors: Lineart with flat colors and only a few details (cheek color, sparkle in the eyes, shine in the hair)

Rendered: Complete illustration with colors, shading, lighting and lots of details!

Chibi: All chibi art will be fully colored, full body, and with some extra details.

Simple Character Design: Full body character (front only), with underwear and 1 more set of clothes! Comes with 3 different facial expressions of your choice.

YMH Touchstarved: I draw your Chibi MC with the LI(s) of your choice. The figure on the right is just a base, it can be changed according to the appearance of your character.

✦ Prices

The prices above are per character and background coloring (optional) only, if there are extras:

Extra character: 70% of the base price

Simple background: 10% ~ 30% of the base price

Complex details: 5% ~ 15% of the base price

✦ Size

Bust, Half body, Full body and Character Design: The base size is usually A5 (2039x2894, 350dpi), but it can be a little bigger or smaller, depending on the commission.

Chibi: about 900x800, but they can be bigger too.

✦ How do I commission you?

You should send an email to nena00comm@gmail.com, with the title "Commission - your @", for better email organization. The email should contain all the references you can send, such as: poses, images of the character, clothes, details you would like to see in the illustration, etc. The commission request should be made only by email. The final file will be sent as a response to the request.

⭕: Simple backgrounds, Original and non-original characters, Suggestive/NSFW (only if you are of legal age, please), Blood, Kemono, Monsters (not complex) and other debatable categories.

❌: Complex backgrounds, Mecha, Furry, Gore or anything that makes me uncomfortable.

✦ Payment

Paypal (international)

Pix or NuBank bank transfer (national)

If possible, I would like to receive 100% in advance. Otherwise, 50% of the amount must be sent after confirmation of the commission (after sketch process) and the other 50% before sending the complete illustration. The drawing can be modified only while it is in sketch mode and any changes that come after this process will be charged extra!

✦ Commission turn around time

I usually vary a lot in hours and days, so it will depend on the complexity of the commission. On average, simpler and less colored drawings can take between 7~15 days, while more complex ones can take between 15~25 days. Chibis, even colored and rendered, take about 7~10 days, but if it is very detailed there may be a greater variation in days.

✦ What do I need to know to commission you? - Any and all commissions will be made for personal use only, commercial use is prohibited! However, feel free to use it to make a personal product, something like: print, keychain, etc… And show me, please! - Even if the commission is your request, the art is entirely mine, that is: it is prohibited to claim the art as yours. - Feel free to repost the art on other social media, but please be sure to give me credit! - Any unpleasant request may be denied. - Even if the commission request is made only via email, the conversation about the progress should be done through other social media, just call me and let me know that you commissioned me. - Ideally, I would like to publish your commission to showcase my work. If it is too personal and/or NSFW, it is your choice whether to post it or not. - When the commission is posted publicly, a watermark will be inserted so that it cannot be used by others. - Please do not remove the signature from my illustration. - If you plan to use AI with my art to "improve" it, please do not contact me.

[solar-problem]

mdzs juniors as things my friends and i have said except u get like zero context

Lan Jingyi: yall ever look at yourself and be like- 'damn babe you look like shit'

Lan Jingyi: but still look like???? good????

Lan Jingyi: like damn bbg you look like you crawled halfway outta hell but by god are you serving cunt

Jin Ling: Serving cunt is costly sometimes

Lan Jingyi: SERVINT CNUT IS COSTALAUH

Lan Sizhui: My father just said womp womp to me and i think it caused me irreparable damage

*sharing screen times*

Jin Ling: 38 hours on ao3 is insane

Ouyang Zizhen: iN A WEEK!!!!

Lan Jingyi: OH MY GODSJABS

Ouyang Zizhen: SOME OF US DONT HAVE JOBS AND HAVE NOTHING BETTER TO DO

Jin Ling: 10 more and we'd be able to file a missing person's report on your ass

Ouyang Zizhen: STOP IT

Ouyang Zizhen: FUCK OFF

Lan Sizhui: Gone. Lost in their wildest fantasies

Lan Sizhui: i have chronic too fuckin tired disease

Lan Sizhui: it really fucks me up

Lan Jingyi: would u like some words of encouragement

Lan Jingyi: wait maybe not, im not good at that

Lan Jingyi: ill google some hold on

Lan Sizhui: For sure

Jin Ling: no

Lan Jingyi: give me twenty seconds

Ouyang Zizhen: 🤨🤨

Lan Jingyi: its all abt drive its about power we stay hungry we devour

Lan Jingyi: ur killing it!

Lan Jingyi: slay the day as they say

Lan Jingyi: u can do it dawg

Lan Jingyi: alright thats all i got

Ouyang Zizhen: Omg my life has just been changed irreparably

Lan Jingyi: my self care routine is gripping the sink with tears in my eyes and looking in the mirror repeatedly saying "youre a diva, act like it"

Ouyang Zizhen: About to do an ouija session

Ouyang Zizhen: Please ao3 if youre there give us a sign🙏

Jin Ling: LFMAOSO

Lan Jingyi: say hello or something please🙏🙏

Lan Sizhui: The planchet moves it just says womp womp

*texting the gc*

Lan Jingyi: IM

Lan Jingyi: IM GOIBG TO KILL MEUSO

Lan Jingyi: NOOOO

Lan Jingyi: UAGGHHH FUCK

Lan Jingyi: THIA IS SO NOT FQIR

Lan Sizhui: Are you okay??

Lan Jingyi: soery guys im good now

Lan Jingyi: there was an ice cream truck but i didnt have cash

Lan Jingyi: i want chicken

Lan Jingyi: so bad

Lan Jingyi: its like etched into my bones

Lan Jingyi: carved there

Lan Jingyi: 'i want chicken' it says

Lan Sizhui: I thought you were a bitch when we met ngl

Jin Ling: mf i was nothing but nice, what are you on??

Lan Sizhui: What are YOU on? You called me a cunt when we met

Jin Ling: that was an accident 😒

Lan Sizhui: You called me a cunt yesterday

Jin Ling: that

Jin Ling: yeah no actually you got me there, that was on purpose

Lan Jingyi: master loser manipulator

Lan Jingyi call that

Lan Jingyi: mlm

Lan Jingyi:

Lan Jingyi: sometimes i think i should've stayed in therapy

Ouyang Zizhen: just caught myself smiling at a fanfic

Ouyang Zizhen: that was so not nonchalant of me

Ouyang Zizhen: totally un-stoic of me

Ouyang Zizhen: CATASTROPHICALLY non-mysterious of i

Lan Jingyi: my favorite and best hobby is bothering ppl

Lan Jingyi: my vocation is annoying the shit out of people

Lan Jingyi: ORGASM !?

Ouyang Zizhen: NO❌❌‼️

Ouyang Zizhen: YOURGASM!!‼️💯🗣️🗣️‼️

Jin Ling: everyday i wake up and hope its my last

Lan Jingyi: KACHOwW💯💯

Jin Ling: HAH

Lan Sizhui: sincerest apologies

Lan Sizhui: i plead guilty and request public execution

Jin Ling: So ordered

Lan Jingyi: im being forced to pay for things with my OWN money !!!😭😭

Lan Jingyi: curse these money hungry corporations😭😭😭

Jin Ling, talking about a new pet: Yea and he was half off because he eats a lot and apparently has a biting problem

Lan Jingyi: thats what they said about me

Lan Jingyi: subtly is not my specialty ive realized

Lan Sizhui: Whys that?

Lan Jingyi: i wasn't anticipating that question imma be fr

Lan Sizhui: we listen and we don't judge

Jin Ling: We listen and we DO JUDGE

[hp-hcs]

🄼🄰🅂🅃🄴🅁🄻🄸🅂🅃

male, nonbinary, & gender-neutral readers x hp characters

NOT UP TO DATE!!!

requests: open! (RULES)

join the taglist!

Do you hate it when you find a fic that says “x reader” only for it to have she/her pronouns, as if it’s some inherent rule that only fem people read fanfiction? WELL DO I HAVE A BLOG FOR YOU.

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。.・゜✭・.

am i reorganizing my masterlist for the 10,000th time? yep! i’ve finally written enough that i need to break this down into tinier masterlists!

key: 🚹 = male reader ⚧️ = nonbinary reader 🚻 = gender-neutral reader

☣️ = yandere tw 💥 = violence tw ‼️ = homophobia/transphobia tw 🩸 = blood/gore tw 🧨 = implied sexual content/sexual innuendos ❤️‍🔥 = smut tw

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

mattheo riddle masterlist

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

theodore nott masterlist

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

polyamorous/non-monogamous masterlist

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

“Splinched” masterlist • theodore nott 🚹🩸

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

“Pansy’s Brother” masterlist • theodore nott 🚹 ☣️ 💥

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

“lipstick” masterlist • enzo berkshire and draco malfoy 🚻 ☣️ ❤️‍🔥

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

“watercolors” masterlist • tom riddle 🚹

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

“The Doll” masterlist • enzo berkshire, regulus black, draco malfoy, theodore nott, mattheo riddle, and blaise zabini 🚻 💥

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

“phoenix tears” masterlist • riddle brothers 🚹 ‼️💥🩸

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

draco malfoy:

the audacity, i can’t believe this 🚹

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

enzo berkshire:

shut up 🚹☣️❤️‍🔥

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

ron weasley:

love triangle 🚹

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

neville longbottom:

mr. green thumb 🚻

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

weasley twins:

common room confessions 🚹

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

blaise zabini:

uniforms ⚧️

fiendfyre 🚹

yandere! blaise zabini headcanons 🚻

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

narcissa malfoy:

yandere! mother! headcanons 🚻 ☣️💥

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

riddle brothers:

June 🚻

crystal 🚻☣️💥 (referenced attempted S/A tw)

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

pansy parkinson:

paralyzer 🚻

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

viktor krum:

sibling rivalry 🚻

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・. .・。✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。✭・.

slytherin boys hcs:

slytherin boys: gn! muggleborn! reader’s music taste is rather…unexpected 🚻

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。.・゜✭・.

random non-reader stories:

key:

❌= implied/referenced child abuse tw 🛑= graphic child abuse tw

“where have you been?”

molly weasley discovers the extent of the dursleys’ abuse ❌

the weasley family and their cinematic adventures

just some funky lil headcanons

Harry Potter and the Amount of Abuse He Suffered at the Hands of His Guardians That Doesn’t Get Mentioned Nearly Enough (aka LET THE POOR BOY BE TRAUMATIZED)

writing prompt: “…jegulus taking in teenage harry after he runs away from the dursleys” 🛑 ❌

untitled tomarry thingy (i just love them okay)

writing prompt: “Touch starved Tom / Voldemort” 🛑 ❌

two thousand words of pure marauders-raise-harry fluff

writing prompt: “regulus black becoming the best seeker ever and harry being his biggest fan and then he finds out that his dad use to date him and he tries (and plots with sirius) to get them back together just so he can call the regulus black his stepdad”

Children Don’t Belong in Cupboards (pt. 1/?)

synopsis: jily comes to the dursleys’ to get their son back 🛑 ❌

.・。.・゜✭・. ☾ ⋆*・。.・゜✭・.

[melhindips]

The UN General Assembly adopted a “historic” resolution demanding Israel to

•⁠ End its illegal occupation of the West Bank, including East Jerusalem, and the Gaza Strip within 1 year

• ⁠Evacuate all settlers from these territories

• Return all land, assets & cultural property stolen since 1967

• Pay reparations to Palestinians for occupation damages

And requested:

•⁠ A register of damage to calculate reparations

•⁠ A mechanism to follow up on Israel’s breach of the prohibition on “racial segregation and apartheid”

•⁠ States to halt settlement imports + sanction Israel & those complicit

•⁠ ⁠Stressing that Israel’s breaches “seriously threaten” int’l peace & security

Votes:

✅ 124 in favor

❌ 14 against

🟡 43 abstentions

out of 193 members with the US among the few opposing it.

It was the first resolution by Palestine, a non-member observer state, after gaining new powers in May. Israel’s ambassador opposed the resolution heavily.

It aimed to enforce the ICJ’s July ruling. While non-binding, it reflects growing Israeli isolation and global will to bypass the US monopoly on Palestine.

[modernquackfare]

Send COD requests puh-lease💗

Hey guys, 💗 my name is Cat! I write often, especially for Call of Duty :))

Feel free to send a request over at any time. I'm currently open for business :) My terms are listed below, and subject to change if I remember anything new.

I intend to write for TF141, König, and Horangi, with emphasis on König. Characters outside of that, I am open to, but be warned they will likely not be as in-character as you might hope :(

Will not be written ❌

Rape/Non-con

Underage

Character x oc

Character x character

Foot kink, piss/shit kink, bestiality, wound/gore kinks, cannibalism

Feel free to ask! I won't judge or castigate you—if I'm not comfortable with writing, the request will just be deleted from my inbox.

When requesting, please try to include:

Character(s)

Gender/sex of reader (if applicable)

Type - headcanons, drabble, oneshot

Genre - Angst, NSFW, Fluff, etc.

Ideas/Scenario/Details (optional, but encouraged)

I will also be releasing the beginnings of a very hefty multi-chapter König x reader work within the next few weeks :) check back in for updates!

DMS ARE ALWAYS OPEN <3

Request Archive

Request Queue 🖊

Expect it to be done within a week or so :)

König x reader - Mocking

141 & reader - Black Widow

[incidentallysunny]

Sunny | 23 | Dead Dove Blog MDNI | Dead father club absolutely no homophobes, minors, racists, pedos.

18+ only

I REPEAT, MINORS DO NOT INTERACT!

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶ WELCOME TO MY PAGE!

︶꒦꒷♡꒷꒦︶

⚰️ ꜱᴜɴɴʏ - 23 - ᴡʀɪᴛɪɴɢ ꜱᴍᴛɪᴍᴇᴢ - multifandom -⚰️

ꜱᴇᴠᴇʀᴇ ᴅᴀᴅᴅʏ ɪꜱꜱ��ᴇꜱ ꜱᴏᴢ in advance

Requests and asks r open mwah 🖊️

❌ (PROCEED WITH CAUTION) ❌

⚠️THIS IS A DEAD DOVE BLOG AND YOUR ONLY WARNING!⚠️

I do NOT write pedophilia, race play, aged up characters, scat, etc. yuck.

🚫 DNI IF YOU CONDONE PLAGIARISM, THE (obvious) ABOVE, OR ANY KIND OF BIGOTRY IN GENERAL! 🚫

✅ I DO write incest, step-cest, non-con, dub-con, somnophilia, piss kink, DDLG, age-gaps, smut, kidnapping, abuse, drugging, power dynamics, coercion, knife/gunplay, religious instances, etc. ✅

3xtraz

Janitor AI profile - I only make bots when I don’t have the time to write n need a creative outlet, as of right now I’m putting them on the back burner n favor or writing again.

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ੈ✩‧₊˚ MASTERLIST ੈ✩‧₊˚

[rinrin-5409]

ok i think is time

i’ve been in a bit of an art slump lately so i am officially opening art requests!! send ur requests in the ask box (optionally with a ref sheet of what you want drawn) and i’ll draw em. keep in mind i may not get to everyone’s requests as i am just a guy and also have non art commitments. please dont expect me to provide a fully finished / rendered piece everytime.

will draw ✅ - gore(tho i’m not the best at it-still learning) ships, ocs, furries, general characters from media, etc. feel free to ask if you’re unsure abt stuff

will not draw ❌ - nsfw, proship, things with bigoted imagery, and just gross things in general. again, if you’re unsure, just ask

i also have the right to reject a request if it makes me uncomfortable.

yeah and that’s pretty much it!! i’ll tag completed requests under #unballer style so it’s easy to find