#not really a headcanon

[oh-dameron]

I don't sincerely think that Zhao Zhuliu was Jiang Cheng's father and Yu Ziyuan was high-octane projecting all of the "you were in love with a rogue cultivator and had an affair baby!!" onto Jiang Fengmian and Wei Wuxian, but. It does have a certain internal consistency to it.

It doesn't excuse Jiang Fengmian's shitty parenting, even if he low-key suspected it. Either throw your two-timing wife out of the sect and disclaim the kid, or accept that you've raised him since birth and you're his father in all respects that matter. Don't let the suspicion fester into resentment and stop yourself from bonding with your child, it was extremely not his idea.

That would also mean that Wen Zhuliu melted his own son's golden core. Is it crunchier if he knew that and did it anyway? Or if it didn't occur to him until much later when he's ruminating on his past and then sits bolt upright in bed and urgently goes to find out when exactly the Jiang sect heir was born?

[heerenthere]

the way the bmc fandom has tainted the source material is so funny because the amount of outsiders who Don’t know if jeremy is canonically queer or not is actually hilarious . in my opinion at least

[spencer-is-dead]

Autism themes in SxF

I’ll preface this by saying that this is my interpretation of the source material. I am by no means trying to start wars, this is my own personal opinion, and you’re entitled to your own. This is just how I see it.

I’m autistic. And there’s never really been a good representation of people like me in media. You get two types of autistic representation in films or shows: the super genius and the ‘low functioning’ non verbal autistic. The representation is kinda shitty, and I can’t list off the top of my head autistic characters I’ve actually felt represented any of us well. So, usually, we have to turn to headcanons. Finding small hints and qualities in characters that you can see in yourself. Personally, I’ve always headcanoned Yor as autistic, as I can relate to her want for normalcy. 

I was talking with a friend today about chapter 86 of the manga, and he was like “you know, he [Loid] sounds Autistic.” And in my head I was like “I dunno, maybe?”. Then, when I started to explain it:

“So yeah he relaxes around her because he knows he can be himself…and yeah you’re right that sounds autistic.”

So today I’m going to discuss the autistic undertones of Spy x Family. So strap in because you are going to here an autistic rant from a mentally ill kid, and there is no end in sight. 

So, part of Yor’s character motivation is wanting normalcy, like in Chapter two. Her seeing all the ‘normal’ people, wanting to be like them. And in chapter 65, Yor continues with wondering what normal really is, wondering if she’ll ever be normal. Normalcy is a major theme in the series, the story often wondering what normal families really are. I’ve often felt like I’m not normal, like I’ll never be normal, and I’ve always really related to Yor on that. 

Another theme is the sort of ‘putting on a show’ sort of thing. The Forgers are always putting on a show in public, pretending to be the perfect happy family, while underneath they’re a sham. Lying to the audience that is the world is, like, total autism vibes. 

And, yeah, Chapter 86 honestly feels like an autism metaphor of sorts. We often forget that Twilight is also a mask, hiding [REDACTED] behind it. When Loid is with Yor, he (subconsciously) feels like he can be himself, let bits of [REDACTED] leak through his facade. Beneath the layers of spy-ness, he’s still a human being with feelings and shit and Idk man this rant kinda got away from me. 

So, yeah, thanks for coming to my ted talk. I am so sorry.

[astroturf-enthusiast]

Okay so wait a damn minute- I know the Time season caused a mild re-boot but why the fuck have we never seen any of these guys post DotD??

Like thats 20+ LIVING people who are what- a couple hundred years old? And masters of Airjitzu?? Probably a great deal of other styles of spinjitzu and martial arts as well right?

[an-excellent-choice]

The thought that someday Tav will be known as the person who has a tressym name Tara because Gale died before they could meet him.

That one day Tav will be the only one known as the master of the tower.

[peachbun03]

I have this idea of like this little comic/fic series where each story is a one shot of a monster high movie except it's a bad ending version, like Holt's execution not being stopped in time, or Draculaura losing her heart to Valentine etc etc.

Like I know it's kinda morbid but I can't stop thinking about how lucky these characters are to get out of these situations unscathed like they did, and I can't help but think about what would've happened if things did in fact go wrong.

[lunarsucks72]

Aziraphale definitely decorated the bookshop over the top every single Christmas pre season two, and he definitely will in the South Downs

[themxtleycrew]

Citrinne can, and WILL, try to spoil your muse, if given the opportunity. She does realize how this can come off as her flaunting her wealth, and she has, in the past, gone too far when it comes to gifts (i.e. trying to buy Alear an entire private island, or trying to give Clanne a fancy broach for caring for a wilted flower).

While this speaks volumes about her generosity (if she sees a village in ruin, you can bet she’s gonna foot the bill to see it all restored), it is also something that was, unfortunately, conditioned into her by a former childhood friend.

This is mainly revealed in her supports with Alear, but it’s pretty clear this friend was very manipulative and demanding of Citrinne. Citrinne refers to how her friend would ‘make a game’ of begging for expensive gifts, most likely to see just how much they could extort out of Citrinne, or how far Citrinne was willing to go for the sake of their friendship. This friendship seemingly ended one day when Citrinne gave them a bouquet of rare flowers instead of the dress they wanted. The ‘friend’ called Citrinne cheap, and that has clearly stuck with her, giving her the belief that gifts need to be lavish and expensive.

She is TRYING to learn how to give more modestly (smaller tokens with intent and feeling behind them as opposed to buying someone’s friendship)

[lgbtqlegends]

what if evil!sara tried to bring evil!ava to her side instead

hey anon!! thanks for the ask! sorry it took so long to answer, and also sorry if this isn't at all the type of answer you were hoping for:

so tbh, i and also mod chocolate have thought about it kind of a lot, and honestly, i can't say that we think robo!sara would have gone to robo!ava to bring her on her side at all. it just doesn't seem much like something she would've done at that point.

because honestly, at that point, robo!ava had given robo!sara absolutely 0 reasons to trust her at all, and probably more so was actually giving her a few reasons to actively distrust her since she had been acting pretty shady and not very trustworthy.

robo!sara knew there was something off about dr. sharpe, knew there was something dr. sharpe knew that the rest of them didn't, and robo!sara was actively suspecting dr. sharpe of being behind the whole thing in the first place, so it just seems like it would be very... not in robo!sara's best interest, i guess, for her to go straight to dr. sharpe and try to bring her to her side instead of anyone else on the team. it made a lot of sense for us that robo!sara went to robo!zari first and foremost!!

again, super sorry that this probably wasn't at all the type of answer you were looking for, but those are just our thoughts about it

[bumblingbabooshka]

Vulcan teen on Vulcan [tiktok] saying "I have just lost track of my father in the grocery store." The camera turns to show the viewers the grocery store in which almost every single older middle-aged man has a bowlcut and long robes. Camera turns back to show the teen's face which is expressionless and yet communicates all it needs to.

[heerenthere]

jeremy is a goofy wizard and he looks like this

[littlediscoveredstars]

Headcanon that Jim Gordon used to think Dick’s real name was just Robin. It’s not an unusual name honestly, and there’s nothing particularly bird about his outfit, so Gordon thought nothing more about it when they first met.

Gordon: “Uh, kid, this is a crime scene-“

Dick, hands on his hips (and no pants):“My name is Robin!”

Gordon catches Batman’s frown and assumes it’s because Robin isn’t being careful enough about his name.

But time goes on and no one finds out where the kid lives, so Gordon lets it slide. He’s a cute kid, if a little intense, but it’s fun to watch him grow up with Barbara (yes, he knows about batgirl. Yes, he chewed Batman out for it but decided to ultimately ignore it like everything else).

But then a new Robin comes in. This is a kid again, not a full adult like he was a year ago.

Gordon: “Hey, Batman? What happened to Robin?”

Batman: “This is Robin.” He sounds so unbothered, like he doesn’t realize this is a completely different kid!

Gordon’s concern for this half-mad vigilante skyrockets. Batman has convinced himself that this kid is the same as the first. He’s going through it and the mental gymnastics are more than Gordon can take.

So, he lets it go.

But then that Robin disappears and Batman’s acting up. Nightwing shows up a few times and it never really helps things. Gordon’s getting more headaches than smoke breaks and at this point, he’s really to pull the plug on this whole bat business.

But then Robin comes back again and Gordon’s has it. He confronts this kid, fully prepared to push through whatever gaslighting’s been happening, only for Tim to look at him like he’s stupid.

Gordon: “Kid, who are you really? Because the Robin I met graduated collage years ago and the one after that is dead!”

Tim, with the most judge mental look physically possible: “Commissioner…Robin’s my hero name.”

Gordon: “…Your hero name?”

Tim: “Yeah. I’m Robin, like the bird. Batman and Robin. Heroes. Why would I go around using my real name? That would be stupid and dangerous.”

And Gordon has to call off for the rest of the day, he’s so pissed.

[wanologic]

reminder to take care of your loser human body

[rachelfc-art]

Princess in Shining Armor

[neuro-psyche]

I think Dick and Jason would have multiple “what the actual fuck are you saying right now” with Tim and Damian when it comes to quality of life/monetary differences. Sure, Dick and Jason got used to Bruce’s “is $100 a good enough tip on a $30 bill?” shit, but hearing Tim talking about a new laptop he bought for $5000 literally is like a punch in the gut.

If they ever went on a cruise (which they totally wouldn’t because cruises are floating death traps), Jason and Dick would be in awe of the fancy amenities, where as Damian would be unsatisfied with the quality, since he grew up with every single amenity known to man. Tim would just feel like it’s all normal since the Drake’s were extravagant and travelled all over the planet.

Jason : My bedroom is bigger than my fucking apartment.

Dick : I could do a full gymnastics routine with the space in my room.

Tim :

Dick :

Tim : My room is normal sized…

Jason : You grew up in a mega mansion. I hardly think you’re the benchmark of a normal room-

Damian : I must agree with Drake. This room is frankly underwhelming.

Dick, staring wildly at him : What do you mean underwhelming- Dames there’s an aquarium wall in your room.

Damian : Yes. Underwhelming.

Jason :

Dick :

Jason : Do you want to-

Dick : Jump off the boat? Yes.

[freefallintothevoid]

The real reason everyone makes fun of Dicks Discowing outfit is because he's the only one that can somehow pull it off

Every superhero and vigilante has has a costume like that at some point, something daring or a bit ridiculous that in hindsight that they just couldn't make work for whatever reason. Nightwing? The pretty motherfucker not only made it work, he slayed in that outfit. It looks ridiculous by itself on display in the batcave but not when Nightwing puts it on

The only reason Dick doesn't know this is because all his siblings have collectively gaslit him into thinking that it's his worst costume to date.