Tha Greatest of Now Leaders
In a male’s point of view
I’m sorry for the forwarded to those spouses
You kill the World
To all whatever they call themselves
You wives of them
Are the next to Leadership Failures
Blimey, manager or executive officer
Bloody blame assistants
Well Ladies
The balls were fore-d in your court
By me
I don’t hold ovaries
Or let alone two boobies
I have a dangle between
Me legs
It’s all your faults, women
Can’t guide just succumb to the Man
Your man in control
Over you
And them and all of us
Their reaches reach there too
And the Men follow suit
Or want one
I blame you in 2024
All Women of the World
You figures in America
Men’s Abortion Rule
Who named it
Who voted on the name
Not you
Hold or mis carriage on your own
Or the matters of facts
Or you may know a guy
Could be a group of ‘em
The treasures of greatest now
Our Leaders
Keep that delivery
Male delivered
Know matter the matters
Know matter the female
Know care for new Mother
They control you and a whole lot of lesbians and trans in what ever biological setting
You
Are not even up with It
You wearing dunce caps
For thee obvious design in Female
Not my choice if I knew what I know before birth
I would have picked male
Give me the prick
It hangs daily
I was born 1974
You have been way older in histories
Always dumped
Dumped upon
You Dumpster as through histories
Ladies
Women
Girls
Female
You can call out different
Well I was born male flaccid but when aroused hard
You’re mostly likely married to a Now Leader
It’s thee offensive
I’m tasting
From my days of
Wash or not
That gave me a 50/50
But leadership wives
You all suck at marriage
You all suck mostly at job
Keep him from killing others
And you failed but have money for spending
All days over and over again
That gash
With power
Over the World
No one see’s
Dripping all day in money Bitches
I’m not really
Ah um ha oh
Not a sexist
I just know of powers smartly not utilized
But the World is as
Well it should of been better already
Who’s the knocked from behind
I live 2024
Don’t get mad at me, I’m 50
I would state
Dumbshits
No matter ur gender
Are you top?
Or Bottom?
Maybe in between?
Depending on years there
The same crisis
Are here now
And females should now have some better kind of male control
But they don’t
Matter of the World
More controlled
Blow me in the morning
Or blow me while I’m eating you
Abuse me in the afternoon
Say you love me in the evening
Then fuck me goodnight
I’m a could be leader
Your job
Was
Now I gotta kill people in war corporate it don’t matter woman
You could’ve made a difference
With in a War in Gaza
Ukraine still goin on
Immigration
Clean water
And leaderships spent its time with
Oh like a Trump
Money can pay for not being here
Ask a Wife?
All problems
A Female
The greatest of Leadership Now
You females in positions
Does your man guide as those woman should?
Whatever gender
You all mostly doing all wrong
Or just continuing
That’s sinister also
See I’m not sexist?
Fucking spouse’s of Leader’s around a Globe
Most know the Globe or is it gloop
Gloop those all whatever sex of lovelies
Beholding our Leadship
Failing
Compromised Upon Earth
Its a WOMAN ‘ s Fault
Man made fallout
to this destruction on the 2024 after Christ years it April late month have you or not missed your period dear female controlled Planet
All men should know when ovulating
Where a period
We may not hate you so much
In your irredisregard
On the Planet
It’s you that control us the Leaders!
Stimulating
Not vibrating news
It’s not about you, Females
It’s for the sakes of all people on the World
The people on the Moon
I don’t think really care
We can’t know what there waiting for
Get it together that’s my whole complaint
I’m a male here on Earth dominated by Men
But I know I feel on the inside and those sitting on the Moon are waiting on same assholes
I don’t want the people of the Moon to come down here to set things straight
What I want wish regard as in this life
Are for these Damn Females too
I’m blaming all outlooks on them
Those so near the leadership
Classes I showed seek
For such talks
Its relative human
Way longer than necessary
Way longer then
Necessarily speaking upon
The greatest of our time now
I’m crying while thinking
I tear so believing
In all Nixon so later characters
He helped them WOW
Whoah
I never wanted to plug her
You What ! say too much!
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in case you were wondering how things went down at the pokemon world championships this weekend:
-during the top 8 of the TCG masters division, chilean player fernando cifuentes was running a gimmick deck that consisted exclusively of four iron thorns ex and a whole ton of control-focused trainer cards in a strategy that either completely shuts down opponents or shits the bed entirely
-through skillful play and some good luck, fernando made it through 2 days in a tournament with over 1100 players to get to the quarterfinals
-fernando lost 2-0 to ian robb, who was running regidrago vstar (widely considered one of the best decks in the current format)
-in an overexuberant victory celebration, ian did what can only be described as a jacking-off gesture, on a stream with tens of thousands of viewers run by a company with very firm player conduct expectations
-the judges determined that this warranted a penalty of game loss, but for some reason, rather than applying it to ian’s next game in the semifinals, they applied it to the one he had just won in the top 8
-(it should be noted that the prize money for making top 8 is $15k while top 4 is $20k, so this jerking gesture cost ian robb $5,000)
-nearly an hour after fernando came to terms with his loss and the end of an impressive run, he was told that he was to get back on stream because he’s now playing in the semifinals due to winning by default
-the player he was up against in the semifinals was playing a deck (miraidon) that happens to get shut down hard by iron thorns’s gimmick, so fernando wins the semifinals
-said player, jesse parker, had notably had an undefeated run throughout the whole tournament up to this point, and likely would have continued that streak had his intended semifinal opponent not gotten a game loss penalty for miming a lewd act on stream
-meanwhile, the other semifinal winner is japan’s seinosuke shiokawa, running a deck (roaring moon) that players had largely written off as underwhelming months ago
-the grand finals are on the following day, so saturday evening was abuzz with a lot of people baffled by the absurdity of the situation
-come sunday afternoon, the grand finals are set to begin, with fernando cifuentes running iron thorns and seinosuke shiokawa running roaring moon
-it should be noted here that the roaring moon deck doesn’t rely very much on abilities, so iron thorns’s gimmick has very little effect - this is basically an even matchup
-fernando wins the first game of the set, and seinosuke wins the second
-the third and final game of the set is a bonafide cheek-clencher, with both players reaching a state where a single KO will win the game, but fernando manages to clinch it at the last minute
-and that’s the story of how a guy pretending to jork it led to the first instance of a pokemon world champion who also lost the quarterfinals
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lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)
if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.
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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.
I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.
I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.
If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.
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