#oblivious dazai

[mackerel22]

Dazai: My feelings for Chuuya are strictly platonic.

Ango: I see...What color are his eyes?

Dazai: Ocean blue, not in a weird way but in a way your ship can get lost in their waves and you’d never want to escape because it feels like an adventure and discovering new things in life...

Odasaku: Right...

Ango: What color are my eyes?

Dazai: Idk brown? Shut up Ango I'm talking about Chuuya.

[d1shfandomz]

soukoku are equally obsessed with each other but the difference is that one of them knows it and one of them isn’t aware of it in the least

[etrevil]

“I’m breaking up with you.”

“We were dating?”

[autumnleaf1111]

I can just imagine whenever Dazai flusters Chuuya he starts floating—

The ADA and Port Mafia combined forces again. SKK and SSKK were on a mission together. Chuuya saw something he liked and smiled softly. Dazai noticed and accidentally thought out loud.

Dazai:Huh… I never thought you could smile that cute. I always thought you only had a grumpy grin.

Chuuya:……uh… *covers his red face and starts floating away in a ball shape*

Dazai: Chibi? Uh— What—

Dazai then grabs his leg and drags him down. Chuuya just sits on the floor, not saying a word.

Dazai: Uh— You— You o..kay?

Sskk from out of know where show up.

Atsushi rolling his eyes: he’s flustered.

Dazai: what?

Akutagawa: You do realize what you just said to him, right?

Dazai: What’d I say?

Atsushi: are— are you serious? Like— you’re joking right? You’re doing this on purpose?

Dazai: doing what on purpose—

Akutagawa: You just called his smile cute.

Dazai: No, I said I thought he had only a grumpy grin and not a smile that would be cute.

SSKK:……

Akutagawa: Dumb—

Atsushi: Dumb as hell

Then they drag the two back to where they were supposed to meet back when the job was done.

[tomato-turn]

I give you.... SKK collection (official art)

Cause they gay af!

[the-gayest-sky-kid]

i love skk theyre so everything

[natimiles]

Interlude: Dramatic Secret Story

Masterlists

[djbeatz]

Soukoku have a Strange relationship

Okay, so here me out. Soukoku have definitely been sent on plenty of undercover missions, some of them required them to act like a couple in some way with each other. After some time, they got comfortable (not any less bitchy) about being paired up to act like a young couple and one thing led to another, the next thing they knew some of the intimate gestures couples did, they started to do out of sheer habit.

As emotionally constipated teenagers, they did not address this, nor fix it, so eventually they just forgot that that kind of shit is usually exclusively for couples and just lived with it. The person who initiated it was Chuuya (to his fucking mortification).

So, they can kiss each other on the cheek and not bat an eye. Dare them to kiss? Don’t even think twice, just a sweet kiss on the lips and they’re moving on. They can hug, cuddle and do lovey-dovey shit without seeing anything wrong with it because it was normal for them. They are incredibly comfortable with any level of intimacy with one other, it doesn’t bother them or anything, they just won’t say anything about it. Hell they don’t normally talk during those times because they refuse to let the vulnerable, fluttery feeling in their stomachs bubble to the surface.

God forbid the day someone points it out or asks if they’re married. They aren’t even dating.

[scorpionatori]

bsd moments that make me want to gnaw off my own limbs and bleed out

[trains-boy]

i like the idea of yandere!atsushi keeping a notebook small enoughto fit in his pocket with him and all of it is just about aku like, drawings, likes and dislikes, facts, ect. and he keeps it with him at all times. and akutagawa sees him writing in it and tells him to focus cause their mission is important and atsushi is like "ok but let me finish this one note" he eventually starts printing pictures of aku that he takes while following him around the city and pasting them into the notebook.

[mackerel22]

Atsushi: So is this thing between Dazai and Chuuya supposed to be a secret?

Akutagawa: Hardly, the only people who don’t know are Dazai and Chuuya.

[caffeiiine]

thinking about the agency slowly catching onto the fact that atsulucy has feelings for each other ,, i think it would be very silly /pos

MXNCB

IT WOULD BE IT WOULD BE

atsushi taking extra time and extra stops by the uzumaki cafe to see lucy, ranpo is the first to catch on to his new habits. and then dazai and kunikida and the rest. they don’t actually realize why until one of them goes with him on one of his trips because it’s always within a certain timeframe [lucys shift!]

dazai and ranpo probably tease him a little. kunikida and yosano give actual [good but unsolicited] advice

THATD BE SO CUTE I SEEAR i want a fic like that i need to find a fic like that i haven’t read ao3 in weeks

[philzokman]

been laughing for the past ten minutes at the opening for this essay oh my fucking god 😭😭

link to the essay!

[osamid]

an interesting (unpopular? i think?) soukoku opinion i have is i don't think dazai was oblivious to his feelings towards chuuya, like ever. i understand WHY people interpret dazai as having trouble identifying and reckoning with his emotions; i'm not knocking it! there's plenty of evidence to suggest that and also i think it fits with his actions. HOWEVER. for me dazai is the most fun when he's deliberately suppressing and neglecting his own feelings. dazai realizes at the tender age of like 15 that he's at least infatuated with chuuya, and his first instinct is "well how do i compartmentalize that. how do i make sure this doesn't interfere with my plans and our job at the mafia." and then he compromises with his emotions by keeping chuuya close but not allowing himself to seem too affectionate or "trick" chuuya into liking him back. i think this version of dazai is most compelling to me because then the struggle isn't "get blockhead dazai to realize he's in/can love" its "get blockhead dazai to realize he's allowed to indulge in love" which is much more fun, especially when you have seven (or even more, i don't think this mindset would be limited to chuuya) years worth of distancing himself from his own emotions to contend with.

[videogamelover99]

what is the gayest gay moment soukoku has ever gayed

UM. DEAD APPLE. OBVIOUSLY.

[hellonoblesky]

Thinking about that one line in Fifteen where Dazai just point blank basically goes ”I can’t think around you!!! Must be love!! ^w^” AND I KNOW HE SAID IT AS A JOKE. I KNOW IT WAS SARCASM. BUT Y’ALL.

[ID: A digital drawing of Dazai and Chuuya from bungo stray dogs. They’re both wearing their outfits from Fifteen. Dazai has a blank expression on his face, despite blushing and also there’s a little heart in his eye. He’s smitten. He has a smitten expression on his face. Beside his head is a heart with an arrow shot through it. Surrounding him is various drawings of Chuuya, one in which Chuuya is grinning in his jacket, one in which he’s tugging at his dress shirt collar with an annoyed look on his face, one in which he’s leaning on a wall and looking over his shoulder at the viewer with a red shirt on, one in which he’s he’s grinning over his shoulder in a grey shirt, and one where he is, yet again, smiling over his shoulder. But he has his jacket on again. The background is shades of pink and yellow, the whole drawing has a pink overlay to it. End ID]