Everytime i remember that scene un stormbringer, this is all I can think about
like they fully did this, coordinated and all, dazai was like yeah this is fair
creds: aka3kan on twitter is the artist
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pm game night - fuck marry kill edition
tachihara: okay!! chuuya-san, fuck marry kill, akutagawa, dazai, kunikida
chuuya: marry akutagawa
akutagawa: ew
chuuya: fuck kunikida
akutagawa: ew
chuuya: kill dazai
tachihara: fair enough
higuchi: what about u tachihara, fuck marry kill - akutagawa-senpai, weretiger, gin-san
tachihara: hmm marry gi-
akutagawa: RASHOMON
gin:
higuchi:
kajii: okkayyy higuchi!! fuck marry kill - lemon bombs, me, akutagawa
chuuya: you're playing it wrong! u cant say lemon bombs
kouyou: honestly, how crude...
chuuya: i'll go. fuck marry kill, akutagawa: the weretiger, higuchi, tachihara
higuchi, blushing: oh-
akutagawa: weretiger, weretiger, weretiger
higuchi:
gin:
chuuya: ...that can't be healthy
kouyou, scoffing: fuck marry kill, dazai, tachihara, ranpo
chuuya: fuck dazai, kill dazai, marry da- oh
kouyou: exactly
higuchi: wait ! chuuya-san fuck marry kill, kunikida, ranpo, tachihara
chuuya: hmm
chuuya: fuck kunikida, marry kunikida, kill dazai
higuchi:
kajii: wait i get it now! akutagawa! fuck marry kill-
akutagawa: weretiger, weretiger, weretiger
kajii: i didn't even finish
tachihara, finally waking up covered in blood: am i dead
gin, writing to tachihara: fuck marry kill, weretiger, higuchi, tanizaki
tachihara: hmm fuck wereti-
akutagawa: RASHOMON
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The Problem: Mori wants Dazai as his successor. The mafia wants Chuuya as Mori's successor. Dazai doesn't want it. Cannibalism stageplay revealed that Chuuya doesn't want it either.
The solution: They deal with is skk style. They flip coins, draw straws, battle it out at the arcade. Loser has to lead the PM for a week. Winner gets time off. A week later, rinse and repeat.
Yes, they cheat. Yes, they know the other is cheating. No, it doesn't stop them from trying to out-cheat the other. No, they don't miss a beat picking up right where the other left the work, no matter the codewords, operations, secrets, etc involved that they should technically be clueless about. No, they don't think that's strange. Yes, everyone else is screaming into their pillows.
(Bonus: Dazai spends his ill-gotten time off at the agency, working for the government for a given definition of Dazai-working at a job that pays less than 0.01% of the PM boss salary. He does it to be annoying (and also for mental health reasons).
Chuuya spends his ill-gotten time off attending classy wine-tasting events, writing poetry, and being lead singer for a rock band. He's got a healthy life work balance for the first time in his life.)
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Joint Missions
*ADA and PM joint mission*
Atsushi: Ok I think we got all of them.
Akutagawa: yeah, thanks for your help weretiger
Kunikida: what's up with those two?
Hirotsu: *draws a heart with fingers*
Kunikida: for fucks sake *facepalms*
...
Kunikida: *looks around* wait where's Dazai
Hirotsu: you don't wanna go looking for him, mate.
Kunikida: *suspicious* why?
Hirotsu: do you see Chuuya anywhere?
Kunikida:...OH
Hirotsu: yeah...
Kunikida: *sighs* alright. Atsushi! Stop flirting with the mafioso. DAZAI! Get the fuck out here! We are heading home!
Atsushi: *flustered* I wasn't flirting Kunikida-san!
Dazai: *walks around a corner with an unbuttoned shirt and blushed face* I'm here, ready to head out!
Kunikida: I'm disappointed in both of you.
Atsushi: *looking shyly over his shoulder at Akutagawa*
Dazai: *smirking and waving at an equally unkempt Chuuya*
Kunikida: am I the ONLY one who isn't fucking the mafia!
Dazai: I can help you get a date if you want~ *gets punched*
Part 3 ~ Part 2 ~ Part 1
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the ada goes to a diner dazai and chuuya used to frequent and dazai, without telling why, insists that they sit at their old booth. he has no idea that chuuya does the same with a few from the pm
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Mori: Look I found a box of lost things.
Dazai: Omg! My will to live!
Chuuya: My humanity... I thought I’d never see you again.
Akutagawa: Self worth. It’s been a while.
Kaji: Oh look the lemon I lost- ArE yOu ALl oKaY
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hc that Chuuya would trick Dazai into drinking water by giving him two cups of water and telling him one of them is poisoned, knowing that he would just drink them both
(spolier: none of them were poisoned but dazai kept falling for it just in case they were)
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