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[springtz]

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[punsmaster69]

5/APR/20XX

"I DO play with other kids."

"Bunch of us from around the town gather to play kick in the park quite often."

"s'pose that's true."

"jus' wondering if you needed..."

"y'know. 𝘩𝘶𝘮𝘢𝘯 kids to hang out with, too."

frisk wordlessly kicked their feet back and forth a few times, bouncing the heel of their sneakers on the dirt.

"Nah."

they gave me a bright smile.

"Monsters are way cooler."

"...alright."

"considering the coolest guy alive is a monster, i can't help agreeing."

"my bro totally turns those tides."

leaning back onto the stairs, they nod their head in agreement.

"though, if you ever changed your mind for some reason-"

"Nope, he's the coolest. No doubting it."

"..about the other humans thing."

"Oh."

"let us know, ok? we'll figure somethin' out."

"..."

"Thank you."

"yeah."

"..also, duck."

"What-?"

a water balloon explodes onto their face, soaking their shirt immediately.

"WHA-"

"SORRY, HUMAN!!"

the coolest monster ever shouts an apology across the yard, bucket piled to the brim with water balloons in his arms.

"I'M not!! NYYAAAGHH!!!"

undyne reaches into the bucket and hurls another balloon at frisk.

they slowly wipe the water from their face.

". . ."

frisk rises, unties the sweater from around their waist, and tosses it on the steps beside me.

they crack their knuckles.

"You're ON."

"Now THAT'S the spirit!!!!"

——

i watch papyrus get pelted with a balloon from behind. yellow petals disappear behind a tree.

"..??"

he grabs a balloon in preparation, looking around confusedly.

the balloon in his hand explodes as another collides into it.

"AGH-?!"

"A SNEAK ATTACK...?"

"FROM WHE-"

water is spilled directly onto his head, no balloons. the skeleton immediately snaps his attention upwards to squint into the trees.

his jaw drops.

"WHAT."

"HUMAN, HOW DID YOU GET- OOOOKAY."

"UNDYNE PLEASE BE CAREFUL AS TO NOT-"

more water drops from the trees like a targeted rainfall.

"HOW MUCH WATER DID YOU MANAGE TO BRING UP THERE?!?!?"

the answer is indeterminate, as another bucket is dumped down. papyrus fails to notice the fluffy lady and yellow dino sneakily passing buckets back and forth to them, hiding partially behind the side of the house.

he continues shouting up at the trees confusedly.

"..."

shrug.

once with a silent "eh, why not?" and another when removing my jacket, then tossing it beside frisk's sweater. i sit upright and take a step down from the porch steps. the next step puts me in front of the hose.

"EEK!"

tori shrieks as i fire the cold water into her back.

"Sans!"

alphys and tori both whip around, caught like deer in headlights.

"𝘩𝘰𝘴𝘦 it goin'?"

"having fun quad-teaming on my bro?"

"or is flowey part of this?"

a balloon barely misses me, and it definitely wasn't from papyrus, or the two in the tree.

"H-He's..."

"Something."

"sounds about right."

my brother still hasn't noticed, even with the shriek.

"....."

there's almost no hesitation as i spray the hose upwards at the tree.

frisk and undyne shout, and papyrus finally looks this way.

". . . ."

alphys tries to wrestle the hose away from me. after assuring that undyne and frisk return to the ground safely, tori steps in.

i'm picked up off the floor and tucked under her arm like a handbag.

"...hey."

she hands the hose to alphys, who hands the hose to undyne, who fires it at the approaching skeleton.

"THIS ISN'T EVEN A WATER BALLOON FIGHT ANYMORE!!"

disappearing, yellow-petaled sniper strikes again; at frisk this time.

"RAHH! Flowey I'm gonna FIND you and then WATERBOARD you with balloons."

tori adjusts her hold on me.

"There will be no waterboarding your siblings."

"Flowey I'm gonna FIND you and then METAPHORICALLY waterboard you with balloons."

"Better."

frisk runs off to find him.

"can i be freed yet?"

"No."

there's a fight over the hose between papyrus and undyne. alphys is trying to not get caught in the collateral splashing.

"can't hit you with the hose water if they're fighting over it."

"might as well put me down."

"I suppose that is a fair point."

".....so, can i be put down then?"

"..No."

tori quickly carries me through the backdoor of the house while grabbing a small bag set beside the door.

in the kitchen, the bag is placed onto the counter; where she also sits me. in two seconds flat, i'm handed a full water gun, taken back outside, and lifted onto her shoulders.

there's a calamity as we attack, and a scrambling to get their own guns and make a team. a flustered alphys is lifted onto the shoulders of undyne and papyrus. a truly intense water gun war ensues.

——

i'm handed a irritated-looking wet flower.

"blow dryer or rag?"

"Blow dryer."

"ok."

toriel rubs a towel over frisk's head, as they grip a towel around their shoulders.

the door stands open while undyne and papyrus attempt to shake the water off themselves like dogs on the porch.

"probably gonna have to dump your pot out."

"root rot'll getcha otherwise."

"It won't 'get me'. It isn't a creature."

"do you know that?"

"..."

"don't you know what root rot really is?"

"It-"

"the root rot goes after rotten flowers."

"creeping and seeping in, slowly but surely..."

"infecting and decaying you from the inside-"

toriel gives me a look.

"Sans, please stop trying to scare Flowey."

"just warning him."

"It's NOT a creature!"

"Y-You're tracking water still, Sans."

sure enough, slipper-shaped puddles by my feet.

"whoops."

"Let me get him."

alphys hands me a towel and nods to the hair dryer i'm currently aiming at the flower.

"ok."

i glance to undyne and papyrus again. the rattling of his bones is aggressive.

"still gotta change clothes, bro."

"you too, undyne."

"Damn."

"DARN."

"Er- Yeah. Darn."

"WASN'T THAT WHAT YOU SAID?"

"No, I-"

"Uhh, yeah!"

"Yeah."

"It totally was."

——

undyne lifts an almost-asleep alphys up to pack home.

toriel helps make sure frisk and flowey are sorted for going to bed.

papyrus stands with mettaton (who showed up to accompany alphys) outside the front door as he excitedly recollects the events of our day to him.

i tiredly zone out.

last thing i remember is gettin' carried.

[snakesinsocks2005]

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[vampiricsheep]

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[pixlokita]

friendship (?) sillies ✨💕

[girpgorp]

decided my fetal kwamis deserved a little lore

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[favoure]

finally posting my flowers in the desert piece here pls do check the zine out ITS LITERALLY FREE :3 !!!!

[hinamie]

sympathy for cain

[bajaja-blast]

you dislike Luke Castellan because he disagreed with an oppressive government system and actually took action to change the abusive ways him and his peers have been forced to follow for millennia.

I dislike Luke Castellan because in the Titans Curse he manipulated Annabeth, who he raised as his little sister, into holding up the sky, the FUCKING sky, for over 20 hours and had the audacity to walk away as though he was completely apathetic towards it while she begged and pleaded with him to help her.

we are not the same.

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[lem0nrat]

average day of an ethogirl

[newttxt]

lulaw bodyswap (or, the exquisite humiliation of trafalgar law) for @strawhattery's birthday!

bonus: the original toilet humor gag that ended up on the chopping block

[orionis13]

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[arunneronthird]

pov you just tried to express an opinion in a wayne party. youre a super

[bacchuschucklefuck]

beautiful! majestic!