#old man bucky

[dapper-hydra]

okay okay just really quick

what if spoilers !!!

I need Peggy to forget about Steve he probably died blowing up the red room I need Peggy to get over Steve and kiss Natasha on the mouth she literally pulled up in a slick ass car while Nat was jogging and went “hey lovely need a ride” like girl and then while Peggy reunited with her long lost Steve they literally focused on Natasha’s sad face like that’s a choice

pining intensifies

or something idk and also stucky is canon now ???

If Captain Carter Fights the HYDRA Stomper = Captain America: the Winter Soldier then according to the transitive property, Peggy = Steve, Steve = Bucky (btw I am LIVING for old man Barnes rn) anyways so peggy and Steve are obviously romantic so Steve and Bucky in catws are romantic omg stucky confirmed ???

They can’t have it straight either peggy kisses Natasha or she kisses Steve and if she kisses Steve then Stucky and she can’t not kiss anyone my girl is too lonely for that

but Peggy and Natasha yes PLEASE

I love Steve but Steggy is overused we need peggynat

and the way they look at each other and care about each other ??? it’s all a little fruity…

[cinnamoncascadian]

Posted with @lokewolf82’s permission from:

https://x.com/little_wolf82/status/1487911626665824266?s=20

2022-01-30

[abuckygirlarchive]

results of the poll are in and we have a winner ! as such, have a compilation of highlights from the winning comic run ' bucky barnes: the winter soldier (2014 - 2015) ' by marco rudy and ales kot.

[mischievous-thunder]

Is this the official pose of fighting for superhero couples? Is this also the official pose for trying to calm your feisty partner?

Is this how they reassure each other?

Is this how they protect the love of their life? Is this common amongst enhanced superhero soulmates?

[bubbarnes]

“... where is everybody?”.

[lienwyn]

This is one of the illustrations I did for the @reforgedzine that I can finally show you all! And yes, it's my favourite — warm colours, soft lighting, and tooth-rotting fluff. Plus some really impressive metal texturing, if I do say so myself.

Also, there's a leftover sale that starts on the 10th of February, so head on over to the website if you're interested in buying one of the zines! And you can find the AO3 collection for all the amazing fics here :D

[avengerscompound]

Bucky Barnes

Old Man Hawkeye (2018)

[bucky-bucket-barnes]

more! headcanons! please!

bucky getting used to modern crap headcanon

considering Bucky is over 100 years old, your boyfriend is more with the times than people give him credit for

socially he's quite progressive, but a lot of other things, he tends to be fuzzy on

food for starters

that man acts like he is scared of any other seasonings besides salt and pepper

"doll, you barely touched your dinner, are you upset?" / "i already told you im not eating boiled chicken :)" / "well now i'm upset :')"

the first time you took him to mcdonalds, you thought he was going to black out

"why does the soDA HURT" / "told you not to order the sprite" / "it's sprite, it's not supposed to feel like i'm drinking engine fuel"

also, tech. he was also very bad at tech

"yeah, so i have my bluetooth-" / "you have a what?" / ". . .bluetooth headphones" / "are you. . . do we need to go to a hospital?" / "bucky what are you talking about" / "your tooth is blue and you're talking to me like i'm the crazy one" / "did you miss the headphones part"

also the dishwasher for some reason?

you thought it was sweet that he always insisted on washing the dishes until you realized he had an ulterior motive

it was when you caught him rewashing the plates you tossed in the washer that you said something

"buck, i already washed those :)" / "i knew this day would come :'|" / "what?" / "it's the dishwasher" / "is there something wrong with it?" / "i just don't get it" / "explain" / "people throw anything in these things, i'm not cleaning my dishes in that" / "baby, it's safe-" / "want to know what else is dishwasher safe? dildos! i don't want sex water on my pasta- stop laughing i'm being serious."

okay, most of the time it led to funny situations so it was fine

like that one week where bucky would end every text with a picture of a heart until you explained to him what emojis were

or that other time he tried to secretly order you flowers while on a mission using his phone

bucky accidentally ordered a dozen bouquets of roses instead of twelve dozen roses

he tried to play it off like it was on purpose, but you knew by his confused look when the third bouquet showed up that he had fucked up

the best, though, was when peter showed him twitter

he was as fascinated as he was confused

"honey, do you think i'm babygirl?" / (choking on water noises) / "well, stevesnipple on twitter said sometimes a grown man is babygirl. am i?" / ". . .yeah, honey" / "fuckin' knew it, sam's gonna be so jealous"

or that time he kept using the word stan wrong

"i stan you ;)" / "im begging you to stop saying words you don't know how to use, that is the cringiest thing you have ever said" / "is being a super fan of my girlfriend a crime now? blocked and canceled" / "omG"

or that time he kept using tea in inappropriate situations

"and after that, i lost my arm :(" / "babe, i'm so sorry-" / "and that's the tea :,("

okay, so a lot of shit confused him, but he didn't mind

he thought it was a great excuse to ask you for help without sounding needy so you two could just hang out <3

[mangyraccooon]

I miss the days when I had age appropriate fictional crushes

Now I’m pulling out a 40+ old man to show to my friends while trying to stop them from hosting another intervention

[chronologicalimplosion]

Thinking a lot about pendulums in fan culture and the number of "he WOULD NOT say that no one here would ever go to therapy" posts I see these days.

Listen, I've clicked out of fics for "he would not fucking say that" so many times. I also find fics with too much sanitized care over a certain sanctioned kind of communication a little uncanny and offputting. (So I use the back button, it's okay to not like things, dldr, etc)

But I don't think it's fair to characterize the people writing these fics as puritanical thought police unless they're actually trying to say their fic is more virtuous.

Sometimes you see a situation so messy that you want to see what would have to change to get them through it. Sometimes it's an art form to carve through all of the muck a canon presents and ask how they, too, could be redeemed. Sometimes the author has just learned about these interpersonal concepts and it feels less cringe to practice using those tools and scripts with your blorbos. Sometimes you want to make him worse, and sometimes you *do just want to fix him*. Sometimes your life sucks and you want to read a story where everybody makes the right choices and communicates and it all works out!

Sometimes the self-indulgence is whump and sex and pissing on the poor communication skills in a safe playground. Sometimes it's Blorbos Practice Active Listening Together.

[daisybthepoet]

all a man needs is a little smirk and some blood on his face and im his

[urutaguja-art-archives]

[burninblood]

I want to thank pinterest for bringing this back to my attention

[marvel-lous-guy]

Scott: An apple a day keeps the doctor away

Clint: An apple a day can keep anyone away if you throw it hard enough

Bucky: Who has enough apples for that? Get one apple and throw it hard enough to kill them

Clint: Well that took a dark turn

Bucky: What? It's really not that hard

Sam: And how would you know?

Bucky: September 18th 1978-

Sam: Okay okay, we get it-

Nat: No, I wanna hear this

[mischievous-thunder]

A pretty tough job but both Wade and Steve love every second of it

[astxrwar]

"can we talk about 40s bucky" no. "can we talk about bucky in his 40s" yes. send tweet