DUMBASS DUO SHOWDOWN ROUND 1 BATTLE 32
Pete Wentz and Gabe Saporta (bandom) vs Wei Wuxian, Jiang Cheng & Nie Huaisang (MDZS/the untamed)
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Pebe
they are genuinely both so stupid. they both leaked each other's phone numbers trying t o be hee hee, Pete got Gabe's actual face tattooed on him as a part of a bet, they cannot be around each other without giggling like teenage girls... all of the cobrakkah......
One braincell trio
In fandom spaces, they are affectionately referred to as the "One Braincell Trio", and for good reason. You have Wei Wuxian, the genius of his generation, Jiang Cheng, sect heir and grumpy purple grape, and Nie Huaisang, lazy layabout allergic to responsibility (but secretly smart as hell) - and when you put them together, you're lucky to find one braincell in working order. Whether it be cheating on tests, skipping school responsibilities, chasing wild chickens for food, or organizing parties with booze and porn, these boys are the ones you go to.
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24 with murdertooth if you’re still doing the soft otp asks :]
24- Write about your ship cuddling.
ty for this i do NOT write enough murdertooth and i need to fix that fr (bear4wolf rights)
"Uh..." William looked down at Toki, who had laid his head on his shoulder and began absently running his hands along William's stomach. He had a bad habit of doing that when he got nervous. The first few times, William had thought Toki had been making fun of him. But he never truly minded it—as long as no one else was around. "Schomethin' on your mind?" he asked.
Toki yawned. "Nos." He pressed his head into William's hair.
He didn't buy it. "C'mon, Toki, you only do this when shomethin's upsetting you. If you're just fuckin' with me—"
"Nos!" Toki sat up straighter, seemingly affronted by the insinuation. "I's was just tireds! Ams dat a problems?"
"You have a bed if you're so tired." He crossed his arms. If Toki's bad habit was annoying, William's own bad habit of shoving away anyone who tried to show him affection. If that's what this was, anyway. He had a hard time believing anyone would seek affection from him.
"Murdaface...," Toki said in an almost sing-songy voice, wrapping both his arms around William's torso in an attempt to get closer to him.
William turned his head. He didn't shove him off. He could have. But he didn't.
"Hm..." Toki brushed his hand under William's hair, fingers just barely grazing his neck. "Tiger," he whispered, "can'ts I just cuddles with yous? Just as...pals?"
He didn't want to think about the way Toki called him tiger, how it send shivers down his spine. How his gentle touch was so devastating but so needed that it almost made him breathless. How—and maybe this was just wishful thinking on his part—Toki's hesitation in calling him his pal seemed to imply something more. Something deeper. He looked back at him, embarrassed about how Toki's ice blue doe eyes stared at him so earnestly.
No one had ever looked at him that way before.
"Ugh. Fine." He reluctantly wrapped an arm around Toki's back, pulling him closer. "But you better not fucking tell anyone elsche about thisch, got it?"
"Okays." He rested his head on William's shoulder again. "You just so cozies, tiger..."
Toki fell asleep pretty quickly. William could've shoved him off of him once the light snores started. But Toki still had an iron grip around him, and William wasn't ready to let this closeness go.
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peter must be so spooky as a teacher lbr. not even bc he keeps finding ways to help with their non-academic problems (how does he know? where does he meet all these people?) but because you can absolutely get away with NOTHING in his class.
a not inconsiderable number of students are running a bet as to whether he for real has eyes in the back of his head
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