#oooooh boy this is long

[agent13thepretender]

It’s official: Ryan and Shane have ruined ghost hunting shows for me.

I am trying to watch the new show on Netflix ‘28 Days Haunted’ and I am just bored to tears. Everything is too convenient, responses are too quick, everyone is too serious, and it’s just no where near as fun. I would’ve loved it before BFU but now…nah.

Give me a scaredy cat believer and lanky goofy skeptic anytime and everytime. Can’t wait for Ghost Files season 2!!!

EDIT:

Yeah I totally think this show is bull.

[civilization-illstayrighthere]

do you ever think about right after v kisses kerry how he says w dazed disbelief he wants this gorgeous moment to last forever to a dying man and johnny’s remark about ‘kerry never did get it. only one thing worse than unfulfilled dreams— dreams that come true’ and how quietly gutted he sounds and then you think about how how kerry’s always wanted to get with johnny and how kerry only romances male v because it unconsciously or not fits into that fifty year old want for johnny or do you do yo u… do you

[katierosefun]

something about horror something about tragedy something about that moment when the characters think they’re safe, they’ve escaped the clutches of the fate planned for them, they’ve escaped the haunted house or something but then they realize that someone is missing or they realize that the ghost is still there, just biding its time for the others to come back, or maybe they turn around just as they’re about to reach the exit, something about horror something about tragedy something about no matter how hard the characters try to escape the thing haunting them, there’s no other way to end the story, the end of the story was decided from the start, she was dead since the beginning and etc

[nibwhipdragon]

bruh suzi is such a massive victim of yaoi it's not even funny. like the whole "oooo joseph fell for her because she reminds him of caesar" and later "oooo joseph cheated with tomoko because she shared caesar's feisty personality" wtf

like bruh caejose isn't even canon. it's a playful casual flirt at most. and joseph never even brings up caesar after he dies except for the headband thing which feels more like "honor a fallen comrade" more than anything romantic and yet the fandom likes to treat old joseph like he still can't move on from caesar after 50 years. bro he probably doesn't even remember who he is at that point

tbh the whole "joseph cheats on his wife" felt so out of character. probably just a cheap excuse for josuke to exist. don't get me wrong i love josuke but couldn't he be like, a distant cousin or something?

ANON YOU ARE SO RIGHT HERE

I'll never forget like. Last year or so. Went through Suzi's tag on here and found a post made by someone who got mad at her for "getting in the way" of caejose and. They were calling her a hag and a lot of other stuff I cannot remember. And just. You are being misogynistic at that point. It's not even funny. You are being misogynistic. I could probably find the post if I wanted to but I'm not starting stuff. It was so bad. Suzi has done absolutely nothing wrong she is just a silly little gal and she barely gets screentime as is WHAT ARE YOU DOING STOP IT STOP IT NOW PLEASE THINK BEFORE YOU SAY THESE THINGS GOD

And yeah the whole cheating thing bc of Joseph's feelings for Caesar? It. Makes no sense. Maybe thats because I'm aroace but personally I wouldn't cheat on someone bc their personality reminded me of a dead lover bc it's not them that makes no sense wtf. And Joseph loves Suzi and this is shown very much which just. Refutes the whole "he married her bc she looked like Caesar" thing people think. Joseph keeping Suzi in the dark in part 3 about what he was doing (claimed he was on a business trip) and that Holly was only ill, not on Death's door bc of her stand was from a place of love, wanting to protect her from the fact that not only was he putting his life in danger again but also that their daughter would die if he failed. Suzi herself comes to the conclusion that he's lying about all that and literally says that if he's lying about it then it's for a good reason because he loves her and wants to protect her. And the Tomoko personality thing is just. Their personalities are completely different I cannot see a similarity between the two other than the fact that they have anger issues. It really does feel like people are grasping at straws here. Massive stretches. I feel like if I sat down and looked back down on part 2 3 and 4 in detail I'd be able to refute all those takes in more detail than here. And cite sources specifically. Because they are that big of a stretch.

Though tbh with you bringing up the fact Caesar isn't mentioned past part 2? I understand that yeah but. This has made me think and part 2 is so neglected overall in being mentioned in part 3 onwards? Smokey was a close friend of Joseph and isn't even mentioned, the only part 2 characters mentioned are Erina and Speedwagon, and even then they are mentioned like once. And you'd think they'd be mentioned more because it's literally Erina and Speedwagon and they knew Jonathan personally and had to deal with Dio in part 1, it would make sense for them to be brought up by Joseph more than once, no? Nothing with Joseph talking about the suffering Dio brought to them both? Huh??? Especially since part 1 and 2 were so intertwined story-wise (Part 1 cast present, talks about part 1 frequently, was affected by part 1 and can see through character actions, Caesar brings up Will's death, you find out who made the stone masks that caused part 1, etc.) and DIO is LITERALLY the main antag for part 3 so it makes sense to have this same sort of consistency but with part 2 and some of part 1 (Joseph did not live through part 1 so knows less) instead. Especially since jjba was planned to finish at part 3. Why would Araki make part 3 so disconnected from 2 like that. Why.

AND YEAH THE CHEATING IS SO OOC. Joseph has flaws. Araki sees him as more of a conman than a hero. However he has lines he will not cross. He cares for his family and loved ones a lot. Therefore it is more logical that he would not cheat. It makes no sense. You're right Araki coulda found another way to bring about the 4th Joestar (could've been Jolyne/a Jolyne equivalent. Jotaro was right there.) but he had to jump straight to cheating. And now so many people think Joseph is genuinely a cheater when that's so ooc for him to do. Poor guy is done so dirty by the official writing he may as well be a Sonic character at this point

[realboutfatalfury]

if atlus does remake p2 (i hope they don't) they should make ulala and maya lovers. for me. for all yuri believers

[wabblebees]

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[2tarbell]

do u think sneakylink!rafe would accidently (prob drunk/high) spill to his friends or even jj that he is hooking up with reader?? and does it all get ruined when he does 🥺

oooooh, i like ur brain hang on…

sneakylink!rafe is so aware of how pogue!reader feels about ANYTHING. like that boy is so tuned into her emotions. i’m talking looks across parties, too long hugs, like crazy intense eye contact (definitely NOT casual but i digress…..) he knows yapping all about it would ruin anything they have or might have. which is why he makes sure to steer clear of jj when he’s fired up (read: drunk or high) because one crazy look and rafe knows he wouldn’t be able to hold it in, “yeah, well that’s why i had yo girl on her back and—“

he can’t let that happen, though. he wants to be… better. definitely has nothing to do with her… :3

but… he’s also a sucker for validation. so, he wouldn’t ever brag about her by name just… very vaguely in that kook way. just so his boys know he’s getting some. he’s intoxicated, but always thinking of the consequences of not having their little meet ups anymore. talking ‘bout “nahh, you’ve never had pussy like this, bro, trust.”

and when his friends are all like who who who, what does she look like, do we know her, etc etc. he just shuts them down. saying it’s none of their business. the switch up raises slight suspicions but nothing he can’t talk his way out of!!!

definitely brags when he’s…. inside of her. that’s really how he gets the itch scratched. because (despite what reader thinks) he’s in actual awe of this girl and that she’s “wasting her time” on him, he’s gotta let it be known somehow! the dirty talk is fr unmatched. (“too fuckin’ pretty… this shits mine, yeah? s’all for daddy?”)

best and worst part is, reader is all glowy and all the pogues think it’s just because jj is laying it DOWN. reader just nods and smiles “yup…. 🙂”

[yeomongi]

⭒ 𝘢𝘵𝘦𝘦𝘻 𝘤𝘰𝘤𝘬 𝘴𝘪𝘻𝘦𝘴 ⭒

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⭒ genre : smut 18+ MDNI

⭒ a/n: lol i’ve seen a few ppl do this but my answer always differs from theirs so i decided to make my own :3 also this is literally just me being straight up horny so i apologize im advance 😭

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⭒ HONGJOONG ⭒

i feel like hongjoong would be pretty big… not like MASSIVELY big but but, y’know? like probably 6.5-7 inches…? maybe not too much girth but definitely long and skinny, AND VEINY MMMNNNNGGHHHHH 😫😫 perfect to reach all the sweet spots inside you that you can never reach yourself.

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⭒ SEONGHWA ⭒

big. just straight up big. quite literally the perfect dick i’d assume… the type youd just want to admire all day. 8ish inches, smooth , a pretty pink tip, and it’d have a slight arch to it. and oooooh i just know it would feel good during missionary, the arch is his cock brushing your g-spot with each thrust …

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⭒ YUNHO ⭒

idek how to describe his dick without using the word BIG. it’s for sure 10 inches, you can’t change my mind… definitely more on the skinny side but it still doesn’t disappoint. kind of similar to seonghwa, smooth, a cute pink mushroom tip, and it has an arch. he’d manage to hit every spot deep inside you that’d make you lose control.

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⭒ YEOSANG ⭒

boy oh boy… yeosang gives me so many mixed feelings i genuinely don’t know. idk if he’d have less length more girth, or less girth more length? i’m not sure, but i know for a fact he’s big. either way, i NEED HIM KSJKDKSKSSKMWLDKSKS 😭 he’d definitely have veins down there, going off the rest of his body.. have you seen this man’s arms!!! he even has bulging veins on his neck?!

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⭒ SAN ⭒

san probably has the best one in the group.. long. (9ish inches?,) thick, veiny, curved…hell, it’s the ideal cock for me. long enough to reach all of your sweet spots, thick enough for fill you up perfectly, and the veins only add more stimulation as you’d be able to feel the texture against your g-spot. san DEFINITELY has veins leading all the way down there…cough cough, like this …

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⭒ MINGI ⭒

huge. like, HUGE. the type that when he sticks it in it feels like ur being ripped in half (pleasantly ofc), no matter how many times you’ve had sex with him. mingi would be like ~9 inches but tons of girth on him. he’d definitely have veins, and OMFG, his happy trail just makes me 🫠 like imagine he’s fucking your face and you can feel the soft little hairs brushing against your nose as he holds you down…AUUUGHHHHHHH OMFG

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⭒ WOOYOUNG ⭒

long. wooyoung has the longest cock in the group, nobody can convince me otherwise. kinda similar to yunho, but potentially bigger? he’s probably like 9.5 inches soft, but when he’s hard i deadass think he’s like 11 inches. THE VEINSSSS… he’s definitely veiny down there. really fucking veiny. i mean, look at the dudes arms…picture all those veins on a dick. and if would have an arch as well. like imagine having missionary with him 😫 the way he’d easily thrust into your cervix while his bulging veins brush against all your most sensitive places… i need him so bad i can’t even

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⭒ JONGHO ⭒

last but not least time for jongho :3 im heavy on the less length more girth for him… like this boy is THICK. i wouldn’t be surprised if his shaft was as wide as a water bottle tbh. he still has a decent length though! 6 inches paired with an intimidatingly large girth was the perfect pair. i’d be so in love with his cock .. like i’d just sit there for hours, pressing gentle kisses against his rosy pink tip, fingers tracing the veins around his base. literally chefs kiss 🤌💋

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[snugg-slugg]

OOOOOH BOY this took me a DAMN LONG TIME

For reference, this is more of a concept for an actual episode rather than an entire AU. That’s also why I didn’t draw Caine and Bubble because their designs would be relatively unchanged (Bubble gets fairy wings and Caine gets a cloak) and they wouldn’t have stats. It’s definitely not because I just finished Zooble’s drawing and would probably keel over dead if I had to draw them.

Above is a bunch of the art I drew before making their refs. Gangle gets her own drawing because I drew her first when I was trying to decide how far from the source material I wanted to go. Ended up not going with the realistic style I started out with and far closer to the show’s official style.

[semperamans]

Wait because I'm so obsessed with Benny's doll wanting more, deeper kisses and him in her bed but he's determined not to fuck it up! To woo and romance her, treat her like a lady but she's sooo desperate, she's just a girl!

(can I sign off with ✨ so you know it's me sending asks? :3)

oooooh this… this is dangerous… this got me thinking… i am having so many thoughts… i need to lay down :’(

“doll,” benny lets out an almost pained grunt from the back of his throat. “y’gotta stop movin’ like that. won’t-won’t be able to stop,” he’s got his hands on your hips, grip so tight it almost hurts, but you like it, like it so much that you repeat that sinful action, seeking gratification and when your boy drops his head and lets out another noise you’ve never heard before you figure you’re doing a good job.

you see, benny knew from the moment he entered your room that he fucked up. he loves you and there is so much of you around that it’s almost hard to fucking breathe. your nail polishes are displayed on a pretty little tray atop the vanity. old posters from girlhood are pinned into the wallpaper. there’s a long-eared bunny plush thrown haphazardly across your frilly bedding and do you sleep with that? benny doesn’t ask because he knows :( and he finds it so. fucking. cute. :(

but now he’s really fucked. god he’s so very fucked. he should have told you no the second he heard your folks weren’t home and ‘specially when you told him they weren’t coming back til tomorrow. no no no it wasn’t supposed to be like this. he was supposed to go slow with you, with this; to take you on dates and give you his last name and protect you but now you’re beneath him, thighs parted, heel of your foot digging into the dimple at his spine, satin sleep shorts riding dangerously high up your leg. he hadn’t expected you to know how to move like that; caught him by surprise you did, such a sneaky thing but now he wants more and knows he can’t have it. shouldn’t have it. shouldn’t want it the way he does but you’re repeating his name like a prayer and he hasn’t even touched you yet :( so what are you going to be like when he does :( the thought makes him shiver.

“baby,” he says, but he’s a weak man. so weak for you, for his preening little lady, that he has to stop, clear his throat, and try again. “baby-oh fuck-honey, hey, hey, shhh.” “just need you benny.” you’re in tears. “want you to be close. gotta have you so close. please? please more.” he’s dizzy. so dizzy dizzy dizzy that he’s gotta lay his forehead on yours and try to collect himself, his thoughts, but it’s impossible when you sound like that and when you’re asking so nicely? :( his polite girl. “don’t you love me, benny?” you’re playing him. there’s not a doubt in your mind that he loves you. he’d do anything for you and your lust addled conscience weaponizes his unyielding affection. anything to get him closer closer closer. “love me, benny. c’mon. please? please love on me.”

and when you put it like that… how can he turn you down?

[mellosdrawings]

*waves and beams exhaustedly but no less genuine* hi! Just wanted to take a moment and let you know that you're art makes me very happy. I do sincerely hope it makes you happy as well and just know you are doing outstanding work.

(I'm kinda feral over how you draw both Azul and Jamil. They are so cute and handsome as well as Jamil's pretty hair.)

I was curious, I saw some people requesting stuff but didn't really see you saying you are taking any, but if you are and don't mind, I would really, really, really love to see Silver x Leona with Silver sleeping sitting up and Leona with his head in his lap (or as an alternative, them both sleeping prone <bed, ground, whatever, the surface is not important> and Leona <the important part> is absolutely using Silver as a body pillow. Just as long as this is a request you'd feel like doing. Don't feel obligated. :D

Finally, because I saw some of your art today and I've been having a bad day—your art made me feel quite a bit better in general, so i wanted to thank you for sharing your gorgeous art with us. Sending you epic vibes and setting the intention that your day as well as your week is productive but not stressful and your weekend is absolutely rejuvenating. Have yourself a fabulous day!~ 💜💜💜

Oooooh a long ask! Ok, Imma try to answer in order not to miss anything.

First, thanks so much for reaching out! I was having a terrible night and you made it better, you have no idea how much it means to me! I'm super happy you like my little nonsense, I hope you'll keep appreciating!

I can't say I take requests, but I also can't say I don't take requests, so really you and others can shoot your shots! At best I'm gonna draw it, at worst I'll kindly decline or keep the request in my inbox until I feel like doing it. The thing is, I can't really "open" requests since my doing them vary a lot depending on my health, so I'd need to open/close it every other day and it'd be a hassle for everybody. Just ask, you lose nothing by doing it, I swear I don't bite <3

Now, for our favorite sleepy boys-

-looks like Silver attracted a whole other kind of animal this time.

(Once again, thank you so much for the kind message, I'm literally glowing despite today being a bad day, and the request was too cute for me not to take forty minutes to do it <3)

[goldenamaranthe-blog]

Jazzercise!: Hazbin Hotel

Buckle up, Buttercups! This one's long.

Charlie: (wearing a pair of pink leggings, rainbow sneakers, white exercise t-shirt, and a red sweatband around her head) Alright, Everyone! Today, we're going to be doing some team bonding exercises throoooough- Da-Dada-Daaaaaah! -Exercise!!!

Hazbins: (all groan in dismay and grumble and clamor in annoyance)

Angel: (wearing powder pink leg warmers and neon green leotard that looks like it came out of an 80s) Is there any way we can sit this out? Some of us are hungover.

Vaggie: (wearing a black and purple sports bra and black spandex shorts that cut off halfway down her thighs, hair tied up in a ponytail) Still? We celebrated the hotel's grand reopening last week.

Husker: (wearing your stereotypical gym teacher windbreaker pants but no shirt or jacket) The empty liquor wall at the bar will verify.

Lucifer: (magically appears wearing a pair of bright red, men's booty workout shorts from the 70s, white Dad sneakers with tall red socks, and a white and red sleeveless shirt tucked into the shorts) Well, I'm all for a little sweat and hard work! Whatcha got for us, kiddo?!

Charlie: Dad! (Averts her eyes) What are you wearing?!

Lucifer: What?! I wore this in my college days!

Angel: Oooooh! While I'm not complaining there, Short King, I don't think Charlie appreciates seeing the "King's Apple" lodged in your shorts.

Lucifer: Huh? (Looks down at the natural, indiscreet bulge in his shorts) ........But these shorts cup the boys so nicely.

Charlie: (about to puke like when she watched Angel's best porno during show and tell)

Vaggie: Babe, let's just focus on getting the workout done. Alright?

Charlie: OoOookay.... Um... Do you mind taking over? I actually have no idea what I'm doing.

Vaggie: (sparkle in her eye) Sure thing, babe. (Turns to the rest and squares her shoulders) Alright, we are going to start with two easy laps around the track followed by partner bear crawls for two hundred meters, thirty burpies, and ending with twenty inverted push-ups! Any questions?

Hazbins: (awkwardly glance at each other)

Niffty: (wearing a 50s style one piece workout suit) YAY!!! PAIN!!!

Vaggie: THEN MOVE!!!

-One Hour Later-

Hazbins: (moaning and groaning in agony as they lay defeated on the track)

Angel: (rolled out like a spider that got run over) Charlie..... Toots.....

Charlie: (gasping for breath as she falls to her knees and holds herself up on shaking arms) Yeah.... Angel?

Angel: (Looks over to Vaggie who is on her third iteration of bear crawls and using an equally dead Lucifer for weight) If this psychopathic bitch of a stamina monster brings this kind of energy to the bedroom, (wheezes and coughs) then I'll pray for your loins the next time you guys have sex.

Charlie: (panting as she rolls onto her back, too tired to even correct the inappropriate statement) Thank you, Angel. (Tilts her head up and leans on her elbows to watch Vaggie)

Vaggie: (finishes the bear crawls and drops Lucifer off with a jump) Thanks for being my partner, Sir. (Breaks into her burpees)

Lucifer: (wheezes through little spindles of smoke) No problem, Vaggie. Anytime. (To Charlie) What do you feed that girl?

Charlie: (watching Vaggie intently with a fresh blush not caused by exertion)

Angel: Charlie?

Charlie: (watches the muscles in Vaggie's thighs and shoulders work as she speeds through her burpees)

Lucifer: Chaaaaarlie? (Snaps fingers) Little Duckie, are you alright?

Charlie: (hearts beat in her eyes and Careless Whispers plays in the background somewhere as she watches Vaggie's leg, shoulder, and back muscles contract and flex under the duress)

Vaggie: (finishes her burpees and goes into a handstand, briefly getting her balance before starting her handstand push-ups)

Charlie: (watches a bead of sweat follow the contours of Vaggie's shoulder muscles and scars and drool starts dribbling down her chin) Angel.... I need that prayer now....

Angel: Huh? (Follows Charlie'sline of sight and groans in pain as he brings his hands up in prayer) Our Unholy Father of Debauchery, please see that this horny bitch's snatch makes it safely out of the upcoming pounding she is about to receive. May her holes be elastic and well lubricated to avoid tearing, her legs be flexible as they reach behind her head, her orgasms shake her very foundation, and the aftercare be filled with all the cutsey cuddling she can handle. Amen.

Charlie: (continues watching) I wanna climb her.

Lucifer: (awkwardly) Uhhhhh.... Vaggie's not a tree, sweetie.

Charlie: I want her to *CENSORED* my *CENSORED* and *BEEEP BEEEP BEEEEEEEEP* while *CENSORED*,and then *BEEEEEEEEEEEP* and *CENSORED*

Angel: (gasps and clutches his imaginary pearls) Holy Fuck, Babe!!! Cool your jets! (Pulls out his phone and starts recording) I gotta use some of these lines at the next recording!

Charlie: When she smacks my *BEEEEP*, I want to *CENSORED* *BEEEP BEEP* and *BEEEEP-EP-EP-BEEEEEEEP* to taste *CENSORED*.

Lucifer: (faints after hearing his daughter saying such filth)

Angel: (stops recording) ......Fucking-A, Charlie, that's even making me feel dirty.....

Thank you, @sevi-fuk, for giving me the idea of Charlie going fiendish about Vaggie and her muscles.

[lolahasmoxie]

Eddie Cuddling Headcanons

Our little touch-starved gremlin loves to cuddle; come and fight me on it. However, he does have a few quirky things he does because Eddie.

A hand on the titty.

Imagine mechanic Eddie coming home after a long day at the shop. After you feed him, you cuddle up on the couch, and it doesn't take long before he's asleep and lightly snoring.

He's half-lying on top of you, with one hand up your shirt and a heavy hand gently cupping your breast. Even with your giggling, he's out like a light. There is an occasional squeeze.

He has fallen asleep with a titty in his mouth.

It's been a long week for you both. Eddie looks like he could fall asleep standing up, and you offer to cuddle on the couch after dinner.

You lie down first, and then Eddie lays flat on top of you. But it's not enough.

He burrows under your sweatshirt, a delighted oooooh leaving his lips when he realizes you have no bra on as he wraps his arms around your waist.

You giggle when you feel his pillowy lips wrap around your nipple, and his gentle suckling makes it hard to focus on the TV. You're about to suggest moving this to the bedroom when it suddenly stops.

You call his name, nothing. You lift the neck of your sweatshirt and just chuckle when you see Eddie asleep with your nipple in his mouth. You run a hand over his hair and decide to just let him be.

He will ask random ass questions.

You're cuddling in bed, the small TV on the dresser airing the news. You're making small talk and plans for the weekend when you feel his ring-covered hand turning your face toward him.

You wonder if you will ever get used to how he looks at you intensely. How his brown eyes study you feels like he can see into your soul.

Then he opens his mouth; "would you perform an ancient soul-bonding ritual in the woods with me if I asked?"

He has no control of his gangly limbs.

You're cuddling in bed after a round of late-night sex. You're about to drift off when Eddie manhandles you into a better position.

You have ended up on the floor, taken an elbow to the ribs, and there was an unfortunate visit to urgent care when you pulled a muscle.

It doesn't help that Eddie is low-key super strong and is completely oblivious to this fact.

Has almost smothered you when he wraps both his arms and gangly legs around you.

Loves being the small spoon.

Please take a look at the previously mentioned touch-starved gremlin reference. He's gotten shit from the boys at work about liking to be spooned, but he doesn't give a fuck. He loves the feeling of being wrapped up in your arms.

It helps him to feel connected to you, it helps to ground him after you have sex, and it just feels nice. He loves the idea that you need to hold him just like he needs to hold you.

If you're shorter than him, he will refer to you as "his little jet-pack."

Handsy & Mouthy Motherfucker

He will grope.

He has squeezed your breasts while making a honking sound.

He has played your ass like a set of bongo drums.

He's also prone to biting.

He's spooning you, and just before you drift off to sleep, Eddie will, out of nowhere, bite your shoulder.

He will make sound effects when he does this.

Has also left teeth marks on your ass when his intrusive thoughts have taken over.

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Creepypasta As Hazbin Hotel

Ben: so what do you think

Jeff: I’m sorry what the fuck was that

Helen: we’re not filming a porn as a commercial

Puppeteer: why not

Nina: I like being forced

Jeff: keep that to yourself, Nina

Nina: Puppeteer sir

Puppeteer: call me dickmaster

Nina: Puppeteer.

Nina: it’s a solution to our biggest problem

Jeff: oh yeah herpes that’s a bitch

Nina: no our other biggest problem

Jeff: oh uh ugly people?

Jeff: math?

Jane: face my wrath

Jeff: who are you

Jane: I attacked you literally last week

Jeff: ?

Jane: we’ve done battle like twenty times

Jeff: well you must’ve been really bad at this

Liu: oh god, here I go, Jeff. just another fucking day with Jeff. hey hey hey fuck my life

Liu: looks like you have everything under control here

Lyra: of course I do, fuck you, now shoo, go take care of the piss baby

Liu: so you should…?

Jeff: do nothing?

Liu: great idea!!

Toby: you still pissed he almost beat you that time?

Jeff: uh fuck you

Toby: just saying

Sally: *gasp* the bad boy is back

Sally: never leave me again

Brian: we’re about 80% sure she’s harmless

Jeff: this is stupid

Lyra: this is not stupid!

Lyra: it’s just the GAMEEEEE

Lyra: Liu did it well so please try to do the same!

Jeff: I’m too sober for this

Jeff: I’m looking forward to stabbing the other residents

Slenderman: WHAT WHY

Slenderman: people are being nice because they want you to feel welcome

Jeff: *middle finger*

Liu: *middle finger*

Toby: *laughs evilly*

Nina: I have my doubts

Tim: Puppeteer’s minions are all over the place and I need you to get rid of them

Jeff: oh well in that case I’d be delighted to

Tim: humanely

Jeff: well that’s a lot less fun

Jeff: this time everyone has to catch him, okay? Unless you want me to hurt you

Jeff: I love to suck-

Tim: I swear to fuck if you say dicks

Jeff: popsicles, you sicko! Get your mind outta the gutter

Jeff: but you know, dicks too

Sally: sometimes I kill mother bugs in front of their children as a warning to others

Jeff: NINA?!

Clockwork: uh my name’s Clocky

Jeff: no one gives a shit

Jeff: call me fake one more time, motherfucker

Jeff: i dare you

Toby: fake

Jeff: fucking asshole- *hits his head on roof*

Toby: you done?

Liu: Lyra, sweetie, you uh you good?

Lyra: nope no not really!

Sally: maybe it’s time

Lazari: no

Sally: to ask

Lazari: don’t say it

Sally: your dad

Lazari: UGHHHHHH

Lyra: wait that’s it

Jeff: kill everyone?

Lyra: noooooo

EJ: what’s the hold up?

EJ: you got daddy issues?

Lulu: no we’ve just never been close

Lulu: after Mom died he never really wanted to see me

Lulu: he calls sometimes but only if he’s bored or needs me to do something

EJ: daddy issues

Brian: this is the first time she’s called you in years

Brian: this has to be perfect

Brian, picking up the phone: HEYYYY BITCH

Jeff: you may have heard of me from my radio broadcast

Tim: hmmm NOPE I guess that’s why Toby called it the Hazbin Hotel hahaha

Jeff: hahaha it was actually my idea

Tim: hahaha well it’s not very clever

Jeff: haha fuck you

Toby: OKAY

Brian: you like girls! so do I! We have so much in common

Clockwork: how you been?

Jeff: good! Until five minutes ago

Sadie: hey Sally what you been up to, girlie?

Sally: fighting bugs

Sadie: and how’s that going for you

Sally: they’re winning

Sally: but not for long

Lulu: how come he can have faith in me but my own father can’t?

Jeff: oooooh drama *pulls out popcorn*

Slenderman: hi

Slenderman: Slenderman

Slenderman: that’s my wall that you just blew up

Jeff: don’t fucking shush me bitch

Sadie: I need a break but hug a koala for me

Nina: omg can you imagine an actual KOALA

Jeff: anyway you sure fucked up didn’t you

Jeff: oh Lyra, you look an absolute mess

Sadie: I won’t hurt anyone for you

Jeff: who’s asking?!

Ben: Jeff and Toby just left like they were running away from their responsibilities

Ben: should we be alarmed?

Helen: are you fucking high?

Lulu: oh I’m just kidding

Lulu: I know you’re an ace in the hole

Ann: a what now?

Sally: I named all the stains on the carpet

Sally: that one’s Fred

Liu: look I can’t resist a fight okay

Liu, about Jeff: especially when I get to tag team with this fuckhead

Lyra: live tonight however you want because-

Toby: we’re all gonna die!

Dina: alright let’s give it up for not dying!

Dina: love not dying!

Dina: … drinks?

Jeff: I mean personally I’m excited it’s been a long time since I stabbed someone and really meant it you know what I mean

Lazari: I dub thee king roach

EJ: oh to understand your twisted little mind

Jeff: anyway I guess

Jeff: please don’t die tomorrow

Jeff: okay bye

Lyra: rip Jane’s cunt mouth out her ass

Jeff: would you just- chill, Lyra, fuck

Zero: they appear to have some kind of shield sir

Puppeteer: oh really? I didn’t see this giant fucking shield in front of me YOU DUMB BITCH NO SHIT

Jeff: I’m about to end your fucking life

Puppeteer: fuck you, you red piece of- too much fucking red- fuck shut up

Ben: hahaha poetry

Jeff: what just happened? Ffffuck

Toby: these fucking angels won’t stop coming

Jeff: HA

Toby: okay I walked right into that one

Jane: Before I take your life I’m going to tear that other eye out of your face

Clockwork: try it bitch

Jeff, to Jane: live

Jeff: live knowing that you only do because I let you

Slenderman: see you messed with my daughter so now I am going to FUCK you

Zalgo: …

Clockwork & Lyra: …

Jeff: 😏

LJ: well this just got interesting

Sally: it’s fuck you up, Dad

Slenderman: wait what did I say?

Liu: how’s mercy taste, you little bitch

Slenderman: take your little friends and GO HOME

Slenderman: please

Puppeteer: I’m The Puppeteer

Helen: and I’m-

Puppeteer: nobody gives a shit who you are, Helen

Zero: anyway congrats to Slenderman and his crew for not being totally fucking useless for once

[chiharuhashibira]

oooooh can i request a little drabble where haganezuka is way too focused on his work so his gf or wifey tickles him to make him less stressed? i adore his childish side, how he throws tantrums. and he's super weak to ticklish kisses from his gal. he yelps and squeals, much to his chagrin, but laughing always makes him feel better! so his wife is ideally the tickle monster. and he knows when it's coming lol he's like NO. I'M WORKING (fails to defend himself) cute little firefly

Hewo Haganezuka lover~ I'm also a Haganezuka girl but ssshhhh don't tell Giyu 🙅🏼‍♀️ The boi will choke me 😫

I'm sleepy from work but I wanna write this drabble before sleeping hihi, thanks for the request ^^

𝓜𝓪𝓼𝓽𝓮𝓻𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓽

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𝑷𝒔𝒔𝒔𝒕, 𝑯𝒐𝒕𝒂𝒓𝒖

𝐇𝐨𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐮 𝐇𝐚𝐠𝐚𝐧𝐞𝐳𝐮𝐤𝐚 𝐗 𝐅𝐞𝐦!𝐑𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐞𝐫

Content Warning: None!

(Image is not mine, credits to the rightful owner)

"Psssst, Hotaru. Baby, come on. You've been here for hours. I miss you."

Despite your best efforts, your lover has been completely unresponsive for the past three and a half hours. If he ever responds, all you hear from him are his grunts or "NO! I'M WORKING!" You can't help but want to get cosy with him. When all else fails, you resolve to do something about it yourself.

You went closer and finally managed to tickle the man, making him drop the knife that he had been sharpening. His stern attitude faded as your hands ran on his sides while giving him kisses on the back of his ears.

Hotaru squeals and yelps as you tickle him more, losing the chance to defend himself as his body betrays him. Finally, you stopped, and there he shot you a glare.

"Idiot! That was uncalled for!"

"But you were stressed, baby. I just want to give you some distraction."

He was about to protest more when you planted your lips against his. Hotaru pulls out and flicks your forehead. You pouted on him, and to your astonishment, the handsome man leaned in to give you another feather-like kiss.

"Fine. I will cuddle you. But just for an hour, okay, Y/N?"

"Two hours. Please?"

You gave him another pout, and you felt how much Hotaru did his best to compose himself. But you won. Hotaru rolled his eyes and finally gave in to what you wanted.

"Fine. I'll cuddle with you as long as you want. Gaah! Be thankful that you'll be my wife soon, and I can't resist you."

Giving him a seemingly innocent smile, you pinched his cheek and planted another kiss on his lips. "That's my future husband~ I love you, Hotaru!"

Despite his tantrums, he blushed and still managed to carry you towards your bedroom to give you all the snuggles you wanted with him.

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317 words!

Thank you for reading this drabble of our beloved Hotaru 💓 If I was his wife, I'm also sure that I won't be able to keep my hands to my self. IYKYK 👀 Just kidding XD

Love yah guys! See yah on my other fics!

~𝓒𝓱𝓲𝓱𝓪𝓻𝓾-𝓬𝓱𝓪𝓷🌸

[dream0fschism]

Heyyy. I hope everything is well for you. Can we have some headcanons with the 141 boys ( plus König, Graves and Alejandro if you can) with a housewife! reader. They just came back from a super hard mission and need to let off some steam and pent up stress😏 (if you know you know)

oooooh go on then!

enjoy x

Ghost

- as soon as he gets in, drops all he's carrying and pulls you straight into his lap.

- spends barely any time on foreplay because it's been long enough already, he just wants to bury his cock inside you.

- he does just that, with you still sitting in his lap he'd have you face him whilst you ride his girth on the sofa and massage your fingers into his neck.

- he won't say it, but he loves when you give him those little massages. they unwind him almost as much as spilling deep into you does.

Price

- would be cheeky, saying "suck my cock, will you babe? it's missed you so much."

- you'd happily oblige, purring against his gentle strokes to your head as you pushed your throat down onto his length.

- he'd probably not want to cum like this, though, eventually urging you onto your back and teasing your entrance with his tip.

- he'd fuck you with generous strokes to your clit, still focused on your pleasure despite his desperate chase of his own release.

Gaz

- would most likely be hard the whole time he's on his way back, before he's even seen you.

- so eager to get his hands on you that he just pulls you against him, both of you still fully clothed.

- you'd just dryhump each other for a while, not in a rush to go anywhere as you finally have the time you'd been missing.

- tbh, he'd probably undress everything except for his boxers, more than fine with cumming in his own pants if you were rubbing your soaked pussy over the prominent tent in them.

Soap

- stops on his way home to bring you a gift (something small, like chocolates or a bottle of wine)

- he does this so he can, afterwards, jokingly say. "okay, now i've spoiled ya.. what's my present?"

- you'd strip for him, because that's what he loves the most. he likes to palm himself through his restrictive cargos whilst you spread your hands along the expanse of your body and drive him silly.

- he eventually loses his patience and pushes you onto the sofa, bed, nearest surface, and pulls you by the thighs until you're flush against his hips, before unzipping his bottoms and freeing himself to stuff you.

Alejandro

- walks through the door and says something like, "i'm here, cariña, your prayers have been answered." (you once told him how big his cock was, and he never let it go)

- he's very romantic, would carry you to bed despite being exhausted and pepper kisses all over your body.

- missionary, but that way he can suck your lips into his mouth whilst he kneads the softest parts of your skin.

- he fucks you hard and slow, like he's practiced it in his head each day he's been away from you. when he cums, he says, "fuck, mami. i think i'm gonna have to retire real soon."

Graves

- when he gets home, he's so relieved to be by your side again but so tired that he just wants to do something more relaxing. like a 69.

- he'd be happy to close his eyes and latch his lips onto your pussy whilst you swallow around his cock.

- he'd definitely press his hands into your legs to increase the pressure of your heat on his face. he'd also buck his hips to fuck your throat a little deeper at the same time.

- instantly knocks out after you both cum, pulls you onto him followed by the bed sheets and basks in the warmth that cuddling naked brings him.

König

- walks through the door, drops his back and storms towards you with determination. peels his hood from his head and pulls you into a strong embrace, tenderly pressing your lips together.

- he would situate himself on the sofa, say, "i've missed your taste so much, my love. please, would you sit on me?"

- you'd sit on his face eagerly, loving just how much he enjoys being used as your seat. he grips your hips as if he's trapping you in the moment, flattens his tongue as you rub yourself up and down along it.

- moans when you cum into his mouth, cums in his own pants just from eating you out alone. says, "thank you, darling. you were delicious."