#oopsie daisy

[bornandbredginger]

skakflglglssk

[saayatsumu]

kalim isn’t allowed to do laundry anymore

[portablegoose]

one thing i will forever find funny about the magnus archives is how much of a pretentious academic jon is throughout the entire thing. martin slightly paraphrases a shakespeare quote? unforgivable. don't even get me started on the hungarian mountain man. 'he does know what a book is, right?' you rascal. you pseud. do you even know what a mountain is? thought not.

[noyoudidntbye]

🌦️💛

[touronja]

i love her sm she’s so stupid and clumsy i can’t believe this

[tvneon]

[toomanywatchers]

me putting on a fashion show for my parents after an “i had a mental breakdown at 2am, time for retail therapy” shopping spree:

[fireyartccoon]

ok so I might’ve forgotten to get something ready for Wednesday BUT-

you can have Nine and Chaos Sonic from my Sonic Prime AU being siblings instead

[winkreee]

Patch Up

[saturncoyote]

Just got blocked by the CEO of tumblr himself so if this blog suddenly goes out in flames y'all better show up at my funeral

[ephxmerrxl]

GUYS HELP IVE DRIFTED FROM THE REDACTED FANDOM AND CONTENT OVERALL HOW DO I SWIM BACK TO SHORE 😭

[irl-leafbug]

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A ton of Apple and Darling headcannons <33

Apple White:

☆Lesbian (She/Her)

Never really had a thing for Daring

Her first crush was probably Briar (the gal loves tall women)

☆CHUBBY APPLE IS REAL

☆Manages to be in almost every club (nobody knows how)

☆The only clubs she really likes are GSA and student crowncil

☆Reads Ao3 One Reflection fanfics

☆WRITES Ao3 One Reflection fanfics

They're VERY popular fanfics too

☆She has super cute glasses but never wears them :[ her mom made her self-conscious of them

☆Despite her mom's frequent criticism, she talks to her about almost everything

This kind of filters out as time goes on, and she becomes more accepting of changes to destiny- she still talks to her mom a lot but doesn't share so much

☆She's Ashlynn and Hunter's biggest fan now

She's very intent on supporting her friends, so whenever she hears anyone talking bad about them, she gives them a very stern (and unnecessary- Ashlynn has tried to tell her) lecture

☆Her fav date with Darling is study dates at the café

2 gals with things to do (who also want a little kiss every time they get an assignment done)

☆For a while, she had no idea who woke her up during Dragon Games

Nobody would tell her for the longest time-

Eventually she managed to get it out of Briar because she felt too bad not telling her BFFA

Darling Charming:

☆Lesbian + Transfem (She/Her, fine w/ using He/Him when shes in armor)

When she was little everyone was SUPER confused

She came out and after some debate her whole vibe was switched because she couldn't be a prince anymore

Thats why her story is "made up"

☆Shes got like. Archer body type + tall (the 2nd tallest girl in school)

☆Once her and Apple start dating she becomes a designated proof-reader of Apple's fanfiction

Not a One Reflection fan- but she tolerates it for her lovely girlfriend

☆Her parents were VERY unhappy upon discovering she was Apple's destined princess

Like "almost pulled her out of school" upset

She was taken away for about a month before her parents were convinced that it was acceptable (for the sake of following destiny, despite the slight disruption to tradition)

☆Her fav date with Apple is a tie between study dates (same reason as Apple) and little picnics

☆She collects old knight stuff

Pieces of armor, shields, swords, books, autographs, that kind of thing

Its a small collection since she isn't normally allowed to keep those things (it's unladylike)

☆Yknow how boys are like obsessed with her?? After publicly being out as a lesbian there's also girls now

Everyone loves her

A lot of boys backed off actually, but some still think they somehow have a chance??? (They do not, obviously)

☆After Dragon Games she finally got into Heroics classes!!!

Under the condition she would still take a few classes like Princessology (so she's still elegant, her mom still wants her to be at least a little ladylike-)

[daily-gabriel]

Day 94:uhhh I'm back to posting I think

[beetle-baguette]

Back at it

[ksksdldndkfn]

Amok time (aka that one time Spock went into heat)

[dogpantry]

bupdate (ball python update)