imjust-a-teenage-dirtbag

[moonytoasted]

marauders era sexuality headcanons

james potter: unlabeled. he had a crush on frank but it didn't compare to his crush on lily. he can't be bothered to label himself.

remus lupin: gay gay gay

sirius black: bi. can pull every gender and does. him and marlene were each others' first kisses.

peter pettigrew: demiro + demisexual :3

hestia jones: she loves her nerd boyfriend

amos diggory: he loves his strong quidditch girlfriend

lily evans: bi. dated emmeline vance (for like 3 days before they broke out in a screaming match. enemies to lovers speedrun)

marlene mckinnon: lesbianest lesbian to ever live. her, emmeline, and sirius combined have probably flirted with everyone in gryffindor.

mary macdonald: bi (and married dean thomas' dad rahhh)

dorcas meadows: bi/ace :3

emmeline vance: lesbian. or alternatively, sapphic enemies to lovers plot point.

regulus black: thought he was aroace. turns out he's demiro + ace

barty crouch (jr): evan. / evan: barty.

davey gudgeon: straight, acts gay w his friends

sybill trelawney: bi w a HEAVY preference for women.

xenophilius lovegood: straight. #1 ally

pandora: ace + straight but made out w sybill when they were high.

frank longbottom: bi + the crush of every new first year coming in

alice fortescue: straight + the crush of every other new first year.

caradoc dearborn: benjy. in love w him but not out :(

benjy fenwick: bi. he's out.

[cissy-n0ble-blck]

Narcissa of the Noble and most Ancient House of Black | Slytherin | 7th year | Mother of Draco Malfoy | Single | Bisexual |

Hello, I'm Narcissa, my family calls me Cissa, but that's just for them. I'm in my last year at Hogwarts. I have a son, Draco Lucius Malfoy. I was obliged to have him, nevertheless I love him immensely. 

Send me an ask, I'd love to talk, despite some belief I will talk to anyone from any house, muggle, muggleborn, halfblood...I don't mind. Just keep it on the app so my parents won't find out.

TW: I headcannon this character to have an ED, although that is not the focus of her plot line, every post regarding this will be tagged with “#tw cissy’s things” block this tag (or just this blog as a whole) if this is triggering for you.

@bl4ckregulus - Regulus Black, my dearest younger cousin, you really deserve the world.

@ratten-junge - Peter Pettigrew, a Gryffindor the year below me, I don’t really know him, although he is friends with Sirius…

@forever-sirius - Sirius Black, my cousin, Gryffindor cousin.

@rosier-not-rosie - Evan Rosier, younger cousin on my mothers side.

@f1rstw0men-ev3r - Pandora Rosier, Evan’s Twin, so another little cousin.

@werewolf-of-wales - Remus Lupin, friends with Sirius, perhaps the most sane from their little group..?

@marybabee - Mary Macdonald, I don’t really know here but I have seen her around.

@1-h4te-my-d4d - Bartimus Crouch Junior, friends with Reg, I’ve seen him at family parties and stuff.

@drunk-blondie - Marlene McKinnon, 6th year Gryffindor.

@lily-in-the-water - Lily Evans, another 6th year Gryffindor, I don’t know her but she seems pleasant.

@staginthestars - James Potter, loud friend of Sirius.

@jackfrostlookalike - Lucius Malfoy, 7th year Slytherin, Draco’s biological father.

@ruler-of-men - Andromeda Black, my older sister.

@me-liberer - Bellatrix Black, my eldest sister.

@ted-the-teddy - Ted Tonks, Andy’s Hufflepuff boyfriend.

@no1-beater-cas - Dorcas Meadows, Regulus’ friend (?)

Rita Skeeter

Xenophilius Lovegood

[ooc: more to come this rp group is still under construction]

ooc: If you are interested in joining dm me at @cissy-n0ble-blck or send me an !non anon! ask

[enbysiriusblack]

Marlene sat on the stairs at James' house, surrounded by strangers chatting and drinking. One couple next to her were snogging, and kept almost falling into her. But Marlene remained, watching Dorcas from across the room.

It felt strange, seeing Dorcas Meadowes in the Potter's house. But Dorcas had strolled in, chatted to various people and was now standing with a beer in hand, laughing at something Sinistra had said.

Marlene's grip on her drink tightened, ans she felt an anger blossom.

A giggle suddenly came from next to her, and she turned to see a very drunk Peter beside her.

"You look sad", Peter pouted, the buttons on his shirt half undone.

"I'm not sad."

He laughed, "Well you look it", then held out a hand for her.

She took it, and suddenly he was running upstairs to one of the bathrooms. He winked before opening the door, revealing Lily and Remus sitting in the bathtub. Alice, Kingsley, and Xenophilius were sat on the floor. Books and ink surrounded them all.

"Welcome to our humble abode", Peter grinned, grabbing a blunt from Xenophilius and lighting it.

"Is this some sort of book and smoke club?"

Kingsley glanced up, "We're writing a short memoir."

Marlene glanced around the room, accepting the cigarette from Peter, "Why?"

Remus shrugged, his eyes still on the book in his hands, "Because Sirius wanted to do shots and we needed an excuse to escape that disaster."

"No, Remus", Lily kicked him, "Because we have meaningful things to say; our thoughts, our words, our lives are passing through time like insignificant specks, but literature is a short immortality. We may forget tonight, but what we write will live on."

She paused for a moment, and slowly frowned, "Okay. I'm too sober for this, I need a drink."

Lily hopped out of the bathtub, and headed downstairs.

Marlene sat down on the floor, "Meadowes is here."

Peter has climbed up to the window sill behind the sink and as he opened it, turned to her, "James invited them, said he likes their fervent attitude towards quidditch."

"You have a crush on Meadowes?" Alice asked, ripping a page out of Chaucer, which Remus was now trying to wrestle from her.

"Merlin, no", Marlene groaned, leaning her head against the cool, tiled wall, "I hate them."

Alice nodded, as if she understood, and leaned towards Kingsley in a whisper, "Just like my Narcissa."

Kingsley laughed, lighting another blunt.

Peter leaned out the window, glancing at the back garden, below, "Hey Marlene, Meadowes is out here."

Marlene shot to her feet, climbing over the sink to reach the window sill. She looked out into the dark garden, spotting Dorcas with Pandora.

"What are they doing?" Marlene narrowed her eyes, watching as the two sat together by one of the bushes.

"You seem like a stalker, Marlene", Kingsley commented.

"I am not. I'm just curious. Meadowes is literally standing right by the fence to my house, maybe they know I live there somehow."

Alice snorted, "You think they're breaking into your house? Pretty, wild accusation."

"Well, I don't know! That's why I'm trying to see!"

Lily opened the door, slamming it shut behind her, and pointed a finger at Remus, "I hate your boyfriend... Okay, I'm ready to write now."

She joined the three on the floor, Remus peering over the tub to watch them.

"Update", Marlene called out, "James is now with them. With a glass of water. I have no clue what's going on."

Peter squinted, sticking his head out the window, "I think Lovegood threw up."

"Oh."

"She did?" Xenophilius stood up, clammering up to the window, "Dora!" He yelled, "Are you okay?"

All three turned to the bathroom window.

Pandora held her thumbs up, and waved.

James yelled back, "What are you doing up there?"

"We're writing!"

He frowned, "At a party?"

Dorcas was staring at Marlene, a small smirk on their face.

"Why are you looking at me like that?" Marlene shouted to them.

Dorcas' smirk grew, "Were you watching me?"

"No!" Marlene answered, quickly, her cheeks growing red.

Peter turned to her, "Well, you were."

[go-lonedove-xo]

hello. my name is xenophilius lovegood, but most call me xeno. my pronouns are he/they. as for sexuality, i have no specific label at the moment other than queer. as oscar wilde said, "to define is to limit". ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ likes: nature, herbology, divination, people, writing dislikes: close-mindedness, mustard, murder, nargles ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ those that I know @hopein-dorasboxx - Pandora. an angel on earth that has graciously graced us with her presence @redwearingred - Lily. an absolutely lovely person @everyhouseishaunted - Remus. someone I am indescribably lucky to call my friend @sirius-ly-awesome - Sirius. Remus' boyfriend @mary-mary-not-contrary - Mary. I don't know her very well yet but I'm sure she is a wonderful person @evans-roses - Evan. pandora's brother, and also a quite lovely person himself @im-not-drowning-you-are - Regulus. a bit scary at first, but most of pandora's friends are. @bat-b0y-barty - Barty. fascinating. i would love to understand the way his mind works. alas some things we may never understand @prongs-plural - James. I don't know him very well yet but he is Remus' friend, and he is close with Regulus, so he must be a great person _____________________________________________________________ OOC: Hi, so I've never done anything like this before so if I'm doing something in not the right way just let me know and I will change whatever it is! The blog name might not make sense but that's cause it is an anagram of 'xeno lovegood', idk it just felt like something he would do.

[futurequibblerjournalist]

i just know you'd love an excuse to yap about these two because not enough people do so gimme your Pandora x Xenophilius headcanons pleeeaaasee < 3

Yess I don't think there's a time where I couldn't yap about these two oh my god

There's just so many good flavours of them. My personal favourite headcanon is Pandora Rosier and Xenophilius Malfoy (yes he's Lucius's younger brother—or half brother technically, in my head they don't share a mum) and they chose the name Lovegood together because that's something that represents their values while also distancing them both from their pureblood families.

They also both wore bright yellow to their wedding. Luna mentions at Fleur and Bill's wedding that her father taught her that sun colours at weddings brought good luck so I think it's cute to assume that Xenophilius and Pandora wore sun colours at their wedding.

I think Barty was the first person who got introduced to Xenophilius when he and Pandora first started going out (Pandora was testing the waters for telling Evan and also since Barty is a Ravenclaw like them, and a snoopy, gossipy one at that, it would be more difficult to hide from him). Barty fondly describes him as the humanised version of a wet cotton bud to tease them both but I do imagine they get along.

I've also played around with the idea of Barty and Xenophilius being roommates, so there's that.

I think Pandora was close with Sybill when she still attended (though I imagine Sybill to be older than both of them).

Xenophilius was really fond of plants and did great in Herbology—he also had his own little stash of items that were commonly hard to get one's hands on that he got through his father or trading/making deals during the holidays. It's partially because of this that he was part of the Slug Club (Slughorn also just liked the idea of having both brothers in his club after having already taught Lucius).

Pandora was creating spells even back at Hogwarts and she and Xenophilius would frequently try them out together.

In the summer you could often find the two under a tree on Hogwarts grounds making flower crowns for each other.

Pandora struggled more with leaving behind her pureblood family, not because of the values, but because of Evan who she was becoming increasingly estranged from. Only after learning about Evan being a Death Eater did she pull fully away.

I also think she's the one who came up with the idea of changing their names. She was heartbroken by Evan becoming a Death Eater and sought to distance herself as much as possible. Still, she held onto things from their childhood, things she later passed down to Luna in an attempt to make new, positive memories with the things.

Even though she abandoned her pureblood family, a lot of the customs and ways of acting were still deeply ingrained in Pandora and despite living a very carefree lifestyle she was still very tidy and cared a lot about being presentable (this reflected in Luna as well, up until Pandora's death). Xenophilius was the opposite, he was eager to be free in every way possible from what was expected of him.

The walls of their home are full of paintings. Not paintings in frames but just straight on the walls. They spent a lot of time painting together when Pandora was pregnant with Luna and somewhere in the house, they have handprints on the walls. They added Luna's after she was born. Since Pandora's died hers have faded and it's breaking Xenophilius's heart.

This is not a very specific headcanon but in aus I kinda like the idea of Xenophilius being the "hot and funny vacation boyfriend" except when Pandora describes him as such the skittles are standing there like 🧍🧍🧍🧍 "this is the hot and funny guy you've been talking about??? he looks like a ghost and he's currently collecting shells and seaweed???"

They're both huge nerds and they bond over being huge nerds.

Also, I love picturing them as like the Hogwarts parents of Gilderoy Lockhart, it's so sweet to me and I love picturing them being the only ones willing to listen to him ramble/brag about whatever thing he's done now or whatever his Bubbe has told him over the summer

Pandora loves to braid Xenophilius's hair and putting trinkets and shit in there.

You will 100% catch Xenophilius walking around in Pandora's super flowy patchwork skirts.

They both only have one ear pierced (opposite holes) and Pandora pierced Xenophilius's so they could wear matching earrings.

Both are big friendship bracelet wearers

They're the most queer coded straight ship to me

The first time Pandora heard Xenophilius curse was when he was trying to put together furniture for their house (even with the help of magic my man could not figure it out). Pandora proceeded to join him in yelling at the furniture, not because she couldn't figure it out but for support

They would 110% be the couple who goes all out on their Halloween costumes or just costumes in general honestly. Any occasion is an occasion to dress up

I don't think Pandora was soft-spoken at all, those two give me "he asked for no pickles" vibes through and through

Xenophilius does not believe in the concept of time and Pandora wants to be early to everything.

Xenophilius enjoys making jewellery and Pandora loves wearing it. Xenophilius also taught this skill to their daughter.

Please!!! Let's not forget Xenophilius being slightly cross-eyed!!!!!

Pandora was a Quidditch fan (she was influenced by Barty and Regulus, what can I say). The whole family used to go to Quidditch World Cups together and Xenophilius and Luna continued the tradition after Pandora's death

Xenophilius would definitely burn shit with Barty just because

He would also do graffiti with him in modern aus you can't convince me otherwise

These two would dance naked in their backyard in the moonlight

They would both be friends with Aurora Sinistra, Xenophilius bonds with her over stars and astrology while Pandora bonds with her over Alchemy and Spell creation

I feel like Pandora would really like fish/fishing (aquarium date when)

I think that might be all I can say about them for now but ask me again at literally any other time and I will probably have something new to ramble at you vnfjnbjgnbjg

ALSO!!! ACTUALLY!!! We as a fandom need to find a cute ship name for these two istg I need something. Idk what we have to work with but like,, silverpanda or silverseer (though this could be interpreted as Sybill because of the seer thing so???) or something I don't know, if anyone has any better suggestions PLEASE throw them my way

[t1oui]

my headcanons for the next gen kids and their houses (+ ocs) going by age, partly because i need a list to keep track of it and partly because this sounded fun to make. i might link to the headcanon/intro/whatever pages i make for characters as i make them.

potter/weasley/etc. kids

teddy lupin-black* - he/him (?), hufflepuff, age 23. plays chaser in quidditch and was a prefect & head boy at school.

victoire weasley - she/her, ravenclaw, age 21. plays seeker and was prefect & head girl at school.

roxanne weasley - she/her, gryffindor, age 17. plays beater & is gryffindor team captain as well as head girl. she was a prefect.

fred weasley ii - he/him, gryffindor, age 17. plays chaser.

james sirius potter - he/they, gryffindor, age 17. plays chaser & is a prefect.

dominique weasley - she/her, ravenclaw, age 16.

albus rubeus potter** - he/they, slytherin, age 15. plays seeker.

rose granger-weasley - she/her, ravenclaw, age 14. eventual head girl and prefect.

lucy weasley-wood - she/her, ravenclaw, age 14. plays beater and eventually becomes team captain.

lily luna potter - she/her, gryffindor, age 14. plays seeker.

louis weasley - he/him, ravenclaw, age 14. eventual prefect.

skye weasley-wood - he/they, hufflepuff, age 12. eventual prefect and head boy.

katie weasley-wood - she/her, slytherin, age 11. eventually plays beater, then seeker, and also becomes team captain & prefect.

hugo granger-weasley*** - he/they (?), gryffindor, age 11. eventually plays chaser for gryffindor.

*my personal headcanon for teddy is that his biological mum is still tonks, but his dad was an unknown muggle who is thought to have died during the war. remus and sirius both survive and adopt teddy after tonks dies.

**i changed albus’s middle name from severus to rubeus because i feel like it just makes more sense. (i chose rubeus, not remus, because remus is already teddy’s middle name).

***this post is following a (mostly) canon compliant au where hugo is 3 years younger than rose, but in the main fic i’m plotting, hugo is actually only a year younger than her and may also be in a different house (most likely ravenclaw)

non-wotter kids

scorpius malfoy - he/him, ravenclaw, age 15. a prefect. scorpius is albus’s boyfriend and is lorcan and lysander’s second cousin.*

henry thomas-finnigan - he/him, ravenclaw, age 14. beater and eventual head boy, but not a prefect. the eldest of dean and seamus’s two kids, and the eventual boyfriend of lucy. rn he’s just friends with lucy, rose, and lily.

lysander longbottom** - they/them, slytherin, age 14. has played beater and chaser. lysander is the more energetic of the twins, and they eventually start dating louis. is a seer like luna.

lorcan longbottom** - he/they, ravenclaw, age 14. seeker. probably would’ve been prefect their 5th year but louis and rose were instead. he’s the more responsible of the longbottom twins. is a seer like luna.

luella thomas-finnigan - she/her, gryffindor, age 11. eventual beater and gryffindor team captain. luella is dean and seamus’s youngest kid and henry’s little sister. she’s friends with hugo, katie, and ivan scamander.

ivan scamander*** - he/they, hufflepuff, age 11. eventual prefect & head boy. ivan is childhood friends with luella as they grew up in the same magical neighborhood. he’s friends with her, katie, and hugo and might end up dating hugo someday.

*i kept a headcanon from my main fic in this post: xenophilius lovegood is lucius malfoy’s disowned brother, making luna and draco first cousins. this therefore means scorpius is lorcan and lysander’s second cousin.

**in canon, luna ends up with rolf scamander, but i ship nuna so i decided to have the twins be hers and neville’s instead, which is why their last name is longbottom and not scamander.

***since neville ends up with hannah abbott in canon, in this fic i switched it so neville ends up with luna and rolf and hannah end up together, and made ivan up as the child of rolf and hannah.

(some of my) other ocs

zayne mandel - he/him, hufflepuff, age 17. plays keeper and is hufflepuff’s team captain. head boy while roxanne is head girl, despite not being a prefect. he is known for being a strict but good captain (and head boy) and is dating ravenclaw’s captain, aisley.

danna hile - she/her, hufflepuff, age 15. beater and prefect. danna is friends with albus, scorpius, ciera, and aubrey.

aubrey banet - she/her, slytherin, age 14. beater. aubrey is friends with scorpius, albus, danna, and ciera, and friendly with louis, lorcan, and lysander. she and ciera are best friends.

ciera poinsette - she/her, hufflepuff, age 14. beater. ciera is friends with albus, scorpius, aubrey, and ciera, and she (like aubrey) is also friendly with louis, lorcan, and lysander. she and aubrey are best friends.

[limetimo]

rab fics i read 22-9 march

Snake in a Lion's Den by Moe64 regulus drowns in the cave, gets pulled out of the Black Lake as an 11 year old, and gets sorted to Slytherin. Better make the most of it.

on behalf of the good dark by FiresFromOurHearts a series where draco malfoy is reincarnated regulus and has his memories. he sets to find and destroy horcruxes, and also to fix the slytherin house! I adore these

The Pure Taste of Love and Lust by just_a_whorecrux underage blackcest orion/regulus

This Is Why I Hate Mondays by AtomicMint crack spoofs :D

Runaway Spare by WideEyesAtNight regulus gets beaten half to death by his parents, legs it, calls his friends, gets adopted by Xenophilius Lovegood because what are friends for, works on reparing his relationship with sirius, and has his parents shipped off to azkaban for the good measure

The Night of the Hunter by Mr_Customs_Man regulus and severus are together, and they manage to make it through the war without severus taking the dark mark, and they have 4 children and a happy life. BUT THEN sirius motherfucking black fresh free of the azkaban barges in their lifes. ngl Sirius is not a great person in this one, and has a weird sexual possessive thing for severus soooo. but its interesting

marginalia by spindrifters alternate universe au where grindelwald and dumbledore succeeded at subjugating muggles and muggleborns are no better than slaves, and halfbloods can get lucky but more often than not they're servans and not allowed to own wands or go to school either. Sirius gets a new manservant, Remus Lupin, who makes him realise how fucked everyhting is. also Regulus is blind and a bamf

absent mindedly making me want you by im_still_tryin_to_find_it wrong number jegulus au

The Last Round by JBlackMalfoyRosier jegulus smut

Newfound Curiosity by JBlackMalfoyRosier trans Regulus is horny af and asks his friend Evan to lend him a dick. tender smut

T.G.I.F by JBlackMalfoyRosier regulus is the Slytherins' stress relief, smut

you don't have to save me (but would you run away with me) by im_still_tryin_to_find_it regulus runs away form home to potters

One For All And All For One by JBlackMalfoyRosier jegulus smut on the beach

Harvest Moon by JBlackMalfoyRosier regulus invents himself some plant tentacle porn

Nighttime Syrup by JBlackMalfoyRosier brotherly blackcest

Brotherly Relief by JBlackMalfoyRosier same as above

Black Family Secrets by JBlackMalfoyRosier same as above except they're adults and sirius is married to remus who knows and also Draco wants to join

Let’s make the most of this by jelfulry wrong number wolfstar with trans single parent sirius and protective younger brother regulus

The Bite is Eternal by phantasmaraneae brotherly blackcest except regulus is a vampire

when you were mine by sequinhaze ♥♥♥♥♥

in the fires of our youth (oh, brother of mine) by quynhorlose :D imagine 'best friends brother' plot but Regulus knows from the start that the boyfriend remus is seeing is his estranged brother, he just doesn't want his issues to stand in the way of his best friend's happiness.

Perfect Places by missbibbles ♥♥♥ jegulus

[impishtubist]

Happy Wednesday! Widower Remus’ has now been married 4 times, but the last one ended in divorce instead of death. It was an amicable split from a Ms. Zabini citing irreconcilable differences (Remus wasn’t ready to be a step parent, and they kept trying to kill each other).

you know what, I don't normally like bi Remus, but I am cackling at this and I am 10000% on board with Remus marrying Mrs. Zabini. Yes, they absolutely would split because they kept trying to kill each other and Remus isn't ready to be a step parent. I absolutely cannot wait to read this!

[leossmoonn]

Accidentally in Love | Prologue

masterlist

pairing - james potter x fem!reader

type - fluff, angst

summary - you and james start a fake relationship to make your crush’s jealous, but what happens if you two start falling for each other?

warnings / includes - mild language, fake dating trope, teasing, kissing, food and alcohol consumption, changes povs often! characters I am bringing into this mini series are - alice longbottom (but she’s not married to Frank yet so she’s a Fortescue), pandora lovegood (yes luna’s mother but before she was married lol), otto bagman

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*gif isn’t mine*

She was perfect. She had flaming orange hair, bright green eyes, and a beautiful smile. The smile that made his heart stop and stomach drop. He wished he could kiss that smile every morning and night, run his fingers through her fiery locks, and get lost in her eyes. If only he had enough courage to ask her to be his girlfriend.

“Stop drooling, mate!” Sirius nudged him.

“I’m not drooling!” James’s face turned pink. He painfully tore his eyes away from her and set them back on his breakfast.

“You have a little bit of spit right there.” Sirius poked the corner of his lip with a napkin.

James swatted Sirius’s hand away. “Piss off.” He wiped the little bit of drool from his lip with the back of his hand.

“You really need to do something about your crush,” Remhs stated.

“Yeah! Just kiss her!” Sirius urged. “The worse thing she’ll do is pull away.”

“No, the worse thing that’ll happen is that she’ll never want to even speak to me again. I can survive without being her boyfriend, but not being in her life,” James disagreed.

“She won’t do that,” Remus snorted. “I dunno. Evans is pretty uptight,” Sirius remarked.

James hit Sirius upside the head. “Don’t talk about her like that.”

“Ow! That hurt!” Sirius whined. “Good,” James grumbled.

“She will still want you in her life, Prongs. She’s not that cruel.” Remus tried to lift his spirits.

“I know. She’s lovely.” James sighed dreaming, resting his chin on his fist and admiring her again.

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“He kissed you?” Alice gasped. “Yep!” Y/n giggled.

“Oh, my god! That’s amazing! How was it?” Alice asked.

“Just as I had imagined,” Y/n sighed dreamily. Y/n looked off to the side, imagining the whole scene in slow motion for the hundredth time. “His lips were so soft and he tasted like raspberries and chocolate! Oh, and he’s such a good kisser.”

Alice giggled, “Sounds like you had the time of your life.”

“Oh, I would do it over and over and over again if I could.”

“Maybe you’ll have a chance to kiss him again. Did he ask you on a second date?” Alice asked.

“No, but I think he will. He said he had a great time,” Y/n shrugged.

“Hopefully he will. I bet he will. Who wouldn’t want a second date with you?” Alice asked rhetorically.

Y/n smiled, “Thanks, Al.”

“Are you talking about your date?” Pandora’s sweet, Irish accent sounded from beside the two.

Y/n turned to her other best friend, giving her a welcoming smile. “Hey, Pan. We were.”

“Oh! How did it go?” Pandora sat down next to Alice.

“Amazing. I felt like I was living in my own fairytale,” Y/n sighed happily. She fell into another daze as she thought about the kiss.

Pandora giggled, “Otto is quite dreamy, isn’t he?”

“Don’t you like Xenophilius?” Alice asked. “Doesn’t mean I can’t call another person attractive,” Pandora shrugged.

“Well just know that Otto’s mine,” Y/n grinned.

“Of course! I would never take away your soulmate.”

“Well, I don’t know about soulmate,” Y/n mumbled. “Seriously? All you ever do is talk about him,” Alice snorted.

Y/n shrugged, taking a sip of her pumpkin juice. She swallowed hard before answering. “Doesn’t mean he’s my one true love. Yeah, I like him a lot, but realistically I don’t think we’ll get married.”

Alice and Pandora gave each other a look. Y/n furrowed her brows and frowned.

“What?” She asked.

“You’re just always thinking of the future. Live in the now!” Alice explained.

“You won’t have any fun if you are always so practical,” Pandora agreed.

Y/n scoffed. She couldn’t believe what her friends were saying. It was far from the truth. “I do have fun!”

“When you’re not saying the word realistically,” Alice snorted.

“Okay, I’m not taking this abuse. I’m going to take a nap!” Y/n hopped up out of her seat. She took her books and turned on her heel, strutting out of the Great Hall.

“So dramatic,” Alice muttered. “Do you think she’ll ever find a man who she won’t make a pros and cons list about?” Pandora wondered.

Alice sighed, watching you as you turned out of the Great Hall. She looked back at Pandora with a worried frown. “It’ll be a miracle if that happens.”

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Chpt. 1

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George Weasley x Female!Reader: On the Outside

Summary: Weddings and mortification too often mix.

Rating/Warnings: All (bad language; set during Deathly Hallows; Half-blood!Reader; twin mix-up; Bill/Fleur)

Fic Trade Prompt: “You’re his twin? That’s embarrassing,”

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On the Outside

“Dad, come on. We’re going to be late!”

The man accompanying you bent down to examine a plant in the large, sweeping garden and didn’t move. From a distant tree came the sound of birdsong; bees drifted dully through the flowers. The sky above remained a perfect, cloudless blue. It was the perfect day for a wedding.

Assuming, of course, you could manage to distract your father long enough to actually get to the Burrow for the wedding. As usual, he was having a difficult time putting work behind him, especially since the Weasleys lived in a very different area of the country than you did. After waiting impatiently for nearly five minutes, you at last gave your father a gentle shove on the shoulder.

“Daaad.”

“I’m coming, I’m coming.” He straightened with a martyr-ish sigh. His eyes fell onto the white marquee set up behind the teetering home. You hovered nervously on the path leading there, which caused your father to shake his head. “As though you’re even concerned about us missing the ceremony.”

You expected that comment, so you brushed it away with a sniff. “If we get there just as it’s starting, I won’t be able to find out what’s wrong with George.” At these words, you felt another nervous tingle in the palm of your hands. 

Your father only rolled his eyes as he brushed past you. “I’m sure if that boyfriend of yours had died, someone would have said.”

“Not if it had something to do with the Order,” you retorted. “Seeing as how we’re not in it.”

He stopped so quickly that you nearly walked straight into his back. Apparently, the testy note in your voice had not gone entirely unnoticed. “I already told you, [Name]. Your mother cannot do magic. Joining the Order would be tantamount to calling the Death Eaters down on her head. Is that what you want?”

“No,” you muttered. “But I could join myself and–”

“You’re not yet out of Hogwarts,” said your father flatly. “And they’re hardly likely to ask. Drop it, [Name]. I don’t want to hear it today.”

You did, but only sullenly. Your parents thought you wanted to join the Order of the Phoenix for the sole purpose of keeping track of your boyfriend’s whereabouts. True, you’d been a wreck the past week, seeing as how one of the apothecary’s customers had come in with news that one of the Weasley boys–more specifically your Weasley boy–had been injured. But was it wrong to be worried? Witches and wizards were dying in droves, and all you could do was sit there and cool your heels, waiting for a chance to see George yourself.

By the time you made it inside the tent, you were practically bouncing up and down with every step. Your father grumbled something underneath his breath about having not realized he’d fathered a billywig. Luckily, you didn’t catch the exact words, and seemingly neither did the slightly pudgy red-headed boy (presumably a Weasley cousin) that led you to your seat. 

You didn’t sit down, though. You remained instead standing in the aisle, full of trepidation as you kept an eye out for anyone familiar.

“Would you calm down?” asked your father. “You look like one of those creatures Xenophilius Lovegood is always going on about in his paper.”

But you hardly heard. Coming straight down the aisle was a familiar boy in dress robes. You let out a cry of delight that drowned out the rest of your father’s tirade, then you launched yourself back toward the pavilion’s entrance. You could tell even before reaching George that he was fine, or at least entirely in one piece. Your heart lightened considerably.

“You’re okay!” you said as you reached him.

“Er–” George began, but you didn’t allow him to continue. 

You grabbed his collar, pulled down his head, and smashed your lips into his. For a boy that hadn’t seen his girlfriend in several months, he certainly didn’t react very passionately. Perhaps he still felt under the weather from whatever had happened to him. When you broke away though, George looked distinctly torn between amusement and disconcertment.

“Well, I certainly wasn’t expecting that,” he said in the silence that followed as you attempted to catch your breath. “You’re a fairly good kisser, did you know that?”

“You complete arse,” you said. “I’ve been worried sick. Why couldn’t you have at least sent an owl telling me you were okay?”

His expression turned flummoxed. “Was there something supposed to be the matter with me?”

“Yes!” You stamped your foot. “Dad heard it at work. You got hurt last weekend, and I didn’t know if you were dead or imperiused or–or somehow worse!”

“No, just a couple of cuts and bruises. Hardly worth a get-well kiss like that.”

“Whereas I, on the other hand,” said another easily-recognizable voice, “am still wondering why I haven’t received my get-well kiss.”

You looked up with a gasp to see George’s identical twin standing next to him. Except Fred wasn’t quite identical anymore: His head was lopsided. No, that wasn’t it either. Fred was missing an ear. Before you could demand an explanation for that, however, the conversation continued.

“Oh, there you are,” said George mildly. “I was starting to wonder if you’d show up. I kept your girlfriend warm for you.”

“Kept his–” you began, breaking away as heat rushed into your cheeks.

Quickly, you looked between Fred and George. True to the first twin’s words, all he seemed to have were a couple of cuts on his cheeks. The second, on the other hand, was missing an ear, which would certainly garner commentary from friends of the family. The two boys blinked down at you as slow smirks spread across their faces.

“Oh.” Your quite voice shook. “You’re Fred. That’s embarrassing.”

“And here I thought you actually were interested,” said Fred in mock-wounded tone. He pressed his a hand to his heart. “When are you going to leave George for me, [Name]?”

You scowled and didn’t bother to answer. With a shake of your head to clear some of your embarrassment, you turned to George, though you didn’t attempt to snog him. “What happened to your ear?”

A stunned silence followed these words, though Fred and George’s grins became, if anything, larger. After a moment, Fred caught George’s eye. “Not the most sensitive type, is she?”

“Never has been,” answered George.

While they spoke, your bit your lip and considered rushing back to the relative safety of your seat. Oh, why hadn’t you listened to your father and calmed down? Then the wedding would have started without your making a fool of yourself. By that point in time, you couldn’t shove your blush down.

Suddenly George remembered you were there. He gestured to the side of his head that was missing an ear. “If it’s too ugly for you to stand the sight of, [Name], we could just break up.”

“No!” you wailed. All you had wanted to do was make sure he was all right. You were never going to hear the end of this, you just knew it. “Stop being horrible.”

George took a step toward you and settled in at your side to hook an arm around your waist and plant a kiss to your cheek. “To be fair, you were horrible first. Snogging my brother.” His head shook with disgust. “How could you?”

“I–I didn’t mean–I was just so relieved–”

But George smirked again, so you knew he didn’t mean it. You fell into an abashed silence and simply looked at him, unsure of what to say. He let you stew like that for a moment before tugged you a little closer, shifted you so that you faced him, and kissed you on the lips.

“At least it was Fred,” he said once he was finished. “I would never have been able to forgive you if it were Ron.”

“Excuse me,” Fred piped up. “What are you doing, snogging the girl that I just snogged? Did you ever consider how it must feel to be the third wheel?”

“Well, I suppose we could share her for the rest of the evening, but seeing as how I’m the one without an ear, I think–”

“Hem, hem.”

With a start, the three of you looked wildly around, clearly wondering whose bright idea it had been to invite Umbridge to Bill and Fleur’s wedding. But it was only Ginny, peeking in from outside the marquee and looking straight at you with her eyebrows raised.

“If you lot don’t mind having an orgy elsewhere, people are staring.” You didn’t have to look to feel the eyes on you, and the heat in your face climbed even higher. Your fingers contracted around George’s shoulder. “Besides, we can’t start the ceremony with you standing in the aisle.”

“Right you are, Ginny,” said Fred, moving past you and George and down another row of chairs.

After a broad grin and a wink at his sister, George wrapped his hand around one of yours and led you after him. Sure enough, no sooner had the three of you cleared away than did the music start. A few of the adults grimaced at you as you walked by them, causing you to cringe into George’s back.

“This is the worst wedding I’ve ever been to,” you whispered.

He grinned as you sat down in the seat next to your father, who was shaking his head with his eyes glued to the ceiling. George sat down on your other side. As Mrs. Weasley and Madam Delacour walked through the crowd to general applause, he took your hand and gave it a squeeze.

“Not to worry, [Name],” he said in an undertone. “There’s still plenty of wedding left in which to embarrass yourself.”

“Thanks,” you said. “I think.”

[malereader-inserts]

broken crown | x.

“As sad and dreadful as death may be, it forces to cherish every moment,” You had hummed out, turning your head to kiss the top of Harry’s head, “Everyone continues to defy the bad, because they see you, Harry. Hope.”

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Harry looked over to you. Lying still, Harry knew you were fine, you were breathing normal and you weren’t abnormally discoloured. The snake wound was closed, just fresh scars that was nasty to look at. But, Harry couldn’t help but feel guilty, he pulled up a chair to your bed before brushing parts of your hair out of your face.

He gets up to join Hermione outside, missing that you were starting to wake up. You groaned as you felt your neck, there was pain there but nothing much after - no blood painting your fingers as you swung your legs around. Stretching your legs as you could hear Harry’s and Hermione voices outside. You grabbed your coat as you exit the tent.

“Why is Harry’s wand broken?”

“I cast a curse and it rebounded,” Hermione says in a sadden tone, “How are you feeling?”

“Surprisingly well,” You responded, shrugging your shoulders, “Here, it’s my turn to wear the locket anyway, let me stand on guard.”

“(Y/n)-”

“Harry,” You responded, “It’ll only be a few hours, and you wore it when we visited Godric’s Hallow, it’s only fair. I need the air anyway and I am the other one with a functional wand.”

Hermione strode to you, taking the locket off as she place it around you. Examining the wound and handing you the blanket, before making her way into the tent. You looked at Harry who sighs, you grabbed his hand before he leaves you alone. You kissed his knuckles, he gives you a strained smile before going back inside.

You sat down, allowing the blanket to cover you as you take out your book form inside your coat. Some times you would take your compass out, watching the arrow spin around, there were times it would point to Harry, other time it would point in a different direction with the only explanation it was pointing to your dad. 

You sighed as you snap it close. Looking up to the clearing, seeing nothing as you hold your hand out. Making shapes and figures out of golden dust you had produced. After some time, Harry comes out to check on you.

“I see you’re in your element,” Harry says, pointing to the gold dust ballerina dancing, “Out of curiosity, do you think you could defeat... him?”

You sat up straight as he sits next to you, “Possibly,” You looked at him, “Dumbledore could as well, and yet he didn’t. Perhaps there’s a reason, or it’s because it’s not our prophecy to fulfil.”

“Right...” Harry nodded as you looked at the golden figurine, blinking as it switches to a young man, praised by people, “You have something on your mind? You’ve be awfully weird.”

“We’re good people, Harry, but what if I get too caught up in the power? Hungry like...you know who? Merlin doesn’t know any of his descendants, he doesn’t know me personally, how does he know I won’t change like that-”

You snapped your fingers and the golden dust boy being praised by others had changed into a black dust, with the figurine shooting spells at the bystanders. Harry watched as you looked at the scene you had produced before allowing the wind to erase it.

“-What if this was a mistake?”

Harry looks at you, “I know you, (Y/n), you’re my best friend, you’re my boyfriend, the one I can trust with my whole life, I know you won’t turn bad. I’m sure you’ve heard from professors that the fates won’t allow it.”

You scoffed, “I don’t think I’d ever hear Harry James Potter talk about the fates,” as Harry shakes his head as you chuckled lightly as he bumps shoulders with you, “But, you’re right, that the thing with fate, you see, I guided my fate... And I'll decide who I am...I fashioned the course of my life and my death. Me. Not you. Not the gods. Not Merlin. Me."

“Well, you’re Merlin!” Harry says as you looked at him, “It’s our nickname for you, remember?”

“How can I forget?” There was no bitterness in your voice, after all, it wasn’t like your friends were expecting too much of you, it was the twins that started with the name, Ginny, Ron, Hermione and Harry just picked up on it.

The two of you sat in silence as Harry leans his head against your shoulder.

“I was scared, you know?” Harry mumbled, coming closer to you and your warmth, “I know you weren’t injured badly but still, people have made sacrifices for me and-”

"Sometimes doing the right thing requires sacrifices and without sacrifices, there can be no victory,” You had spoken, as Harry keeps quiet, “Death is a funny thing, we’ve looked at Death’s eyes more than we should have. You and your journey to end You-Know-Who and me to unlock the cursed vaults of Merlin.”

“Death is an old friend of ours,” Harry whispered, watching the mist exit his mouth.

Harry and you share a bond, often unexplained to others. But, whilst Harry has experience death more than you everyone, in the end, experience loss. You two have been burden with a purpose you did not want, sharing bitterness. You were always there for him, patient with his outbursts and always there to listen to him just like he was to you. Sometimes, you two don’t need to say anything and you would understand.

There was mutual love, care and affection needed within two broken boys. Hiding the truth from the world, and facing the truth together. Many don’t believe that Potter and Lupin were dating after all, you weren’t often hands on with each other. But, Hermione and Ron see different types of affection, a different type of love.

“As sad and dreadful as death may be, it forces to cherish every moment,” You had hummed out, turning your head to kiss the top of Harry’s head, “Everyone continues to defy the bad, because they see you, Harry. Hope.”

“What if I don’t see that? The hope that I can make a better country.”

“While there is life, there is hope,” You say as Harry looks at you, you smiled at him softly, pushing hair from his eyes, “Don’t ever let Hermione give you a haircut.”

He chuckles, he looks down at the locket, slowly taking it from your neck and puts it on him. He shows that Hermione has given him her wand for the night as you give him the blanket. 

“Don’t do anything stupid.”

He smiles up at you as you stretched your legs, a glimmer in his eyes, “No promises.”

“I see Ron is back.”

The three of them looked at you as Ron looked at you sheepishly, waving at you. Sword at hand and the locket - broken. You raised an eyebrow at him.

“Hi, mate,” Ron greeted, before craning his neck, “What happened to your neck?”

You crossed your arms, “Snake attack.”

“Right.” Ron nods as Hermione sighs, looking at Harry.

You were sat on the stairs half-listening to Ron and Harry as you concentrate on your book. Blinking a few time as you struggle to read English. You only escaped the book as Hermione marched into the tent, causing all three of the boys to stand up.

“We need to talk,” She said, mostly towards Harry.

“Yeah, all right,” Harry nods as Hermione looked at him.

“I want to go see Xenophilius Lovegood,” Hermione stated as you and Harry share a look of confusion. 

“Sorry?” Harry questioned, confused.

Hermione sighs and gives Harry the book she had stolen from Baghilda’s home, “See this? It's a letter Dumbledore wrote to Grindelwald. Look at the signature. It's the mark again,” She closes the book sitting on the stop you had once occupied, “It keeps cropping up. In Beedle the Bard, in the graveyard in Godric's Hollow.” “It was there too,” Harry mumbled as you looked at him.

“Where?” You questioned.

“Outside Gregorovitch's Wand Shop,” Harry answered,  “But what does it mean?” “Look, you've got no idea where the next Horcrux is, and neither do I, but this, this means something.”

“How do you make Hermione stop being mad at you?” Ron asked, walking next to you as you walk towards the rook house that resides the Lovegoods.

You give your best friend a side eye, “Well, she never really stops being mad, Ron.”

“Helpful mate,” Ron scoffs as you smiled at him, patting him on the shoulder, he seems to be alright with you slight dig as he flashes you a smile.

“She’ll come around, she always does.”

As Xenophilius Lovegood allows you to come inside, he offers you all to go upstairs. You looked at Harry, who shrugs his shoulders as you give him a long to why Lovegood was taking his time. 

“So how can I help you, Mr. Potter?” He asked after an awkward silence had subsided and everyone took a sip of the horrendous tea.

“Well, actually... It was about something you were wearing around your neck at the wedding. A symbol,” Harry asked, not knowing how to approach the situation.  “You mean this?” He holds the necklace up as Harry nods.

“Yes, that exactly,” Harry looked at him, touching the symbol before making eye contact with the man, “What we've wondered is, what is it?”

“What is it?” Lovegood questions, repeating Harry, you shifted uncomfortable, “Well, it's the sign of the Deathly Hallows, of course.”

“The what?” The four of you chimed in, as Hermione had leaned in for a better look whilst you had seen Ron just being confused with the whole situation - you could feel how awkward Ron felt being there.

“The Deathly Hallows. I assume you're all familiar with "The Tale of the Three Brothers."?” 

“Yes,” You, Hermione and Ron spoke at the same time.

“No.” Harry spoke over the other three as he looked lost, it wasn’t the first time Harry lacked knowledge.”

“I have it in here,” Hermione rummaged through her bag, before pulling her book out. 

Opening it up the page, she took a deep breath, looking at everyone, especially Harry as she started to read the book.

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It's the year 1989 that you realize you're in love with your childhood friend, Beverly Marsh— And it's that same year you realize she doesn't feel the same way. It takes a highschool reunion in your twenties to discover you were someone else's Beverly.

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#5

anyway please watch strictly ballroom if it’s just for this scene alone 

because this is the only way to make an entrance for your spanish dance partner 🔥 a 5 second knee slide 

101 notes • Posted 2021-05-02 13:03:04 GMT

#4

what about villains with shockingly polite manners

aside from being morally corrupt, they insist on starting interactions with ‘hello, how are you?’ because that’s the least they can do before screwing up your day, and there are Proper Ways To Have Conversations 

118 notes • Posted 2021-05-05 03:32:37 GMT

#3

ok but deathly hallows hinny pining is on point

when they’re post breakup having dinner at the burrow crammed around the table, and they keep brushing arms and it’s too much to be that close to her

when she kisses him for his birthday and turns her back on him to cry when ron interrupts and accuses harry

when krum points out ginny at the wedding and polyjuice harry tells him she’s already got a boyfriend

when they’re camping who knows where and harry sometimes gets out the map and just stares at her dot

when they visit xenophilius lovegood who lives around the corner from the burrow and harry wonders about being this close to her but her not knowing

134 notes • Posted 2021-09-28 04:11:09 GMT

#2

it warms my heart that the stallion that posed for Spirit is still alive and galloping and is now 25 years old 

look at this handsome boy. look at him. 

you’re a horse girl now.

bonus: here he was at 23, he has better bangs than you 

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#1

katniss at the start of catching fire: i don’t know how i feel about peeta

also katniss: *describes the sun in peeta’s chest hair for a whole paragraph*

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[moonlogw]

Silver Soul pt 2

pairings: regulus x oc 

warnings: BRIEF mention of injury; in no way am I bashing the Marauders in this, I love them to pieces but I wanted to also show their immaturity over the course of the last few years as well. 

word count: 2330

summary: Celeste can’t get away from Regulus. Everywhere she turns he’s there. Eventually the burning desire to know why he won’t leave her thoughts comes to a head and she confronts him. Maybe it will work in both of their favors

pt 2 

Over the next few weeks, Celeste saw the youngest Black everywhere. It was like that now that she knew him she was aware of him. Without even thinking, she would search for him in the Great Hall or catch his eye in passing in the corridor. Not only was it frustrating but it was exhilarating because he would be looking back.

Never in her life had Celeste been actively seeking for anyone. Since she was young, Celeste had always been trying to keep the onslaught of other people’s emotions from taking over her life. But now that she knew Regulus, she wanted to continue to know him. If she tried hard enough, she could even seek out his emotions. It was thrilling to know she could control that. 

The first Hogsmeade trip had finally arrived and Pandora had made it a point to drag Celeste along with her. What Pandora had failed to mention was her new boyfriend Xenophilius Lovegood was tagging along as well. 

“Dora,” Celeste hissed when the boy had waved at them from the entrance of Three Broomsticks. “I thought you said it would be just you and me?”

“I never said that,” Pandora laughed airily and tugged Celeste along without worry. The irritated scowl she wore slipped off when they joined the taller boy and entered the pub together. 

Xenophilius was a nice guy. He was tall and pretty, with high cheekbones and long blonde hair. He was a year older than them and a Ravenclaw prefect. His blue eyes were always bright with mirth and his joy laid thick around him like a cloud. It was easy to see why Pandora fancied him. 

The pub was bustling with energy. Excitement, mischief, and glee bounced off the wet walls. Everyone was ecstatic for the first Hogsmeade trip of the year. Xenophilius lead them over to a quiet table in the back and then bounced off to get their drinks.

“Isn’t he lovely” Pandora gushed as she leaned over to clutch Celeste’s hand. 

Celeste plastered on a smile, suddenly overwhelmed with a rush of adoration. She blinked a few times to clear her mind as she nodded. “Just the best. Is he going to be with us the entire time?” She asked, trying to broach the subject and not offend her only friend.

“We planned on just touring Hogsmeade together. If you don’t want to third wheel then I completely understand.” Pandora said sincerely. It wasn’t meant to be brash, but it seemed like Pandora was brushing her off. 

Celeste just shrugged and sat back in her seat. She stared at the knots in the table with a furrowed brow. Why would Pandora invite her to Hogsmeade when she was just going to ditch her for Xenophilius? It would’ve been much more productive for her to spend the weekend with Madam Pomfrey trying to work on her control of her empathy. 

Xenophilius joined them shortly later with three Butterbeers. Celeste would’ve left but she didn't want to be rude, so she stayed and sipped at her drink at the other two fawned over each other. It wasn't Pandora’s fault. The girl was just trying to be nice. Celeste should’ve known. 

Stifled giggles erupted from the table behind them and Celeste subtly turned to see what they were all about. 

“shut it, Wormtail, or he’ll hear,” Sirius Black hissed at his friend across from him. Sirius was just an older version of his younger brother. Same gray eyes, high cheekbones, and long silky black hair. The only difference was the easy smirk that never left his face.

Celeste knew them well. A little group of four in the year above her that liked to call themselves the Marauders. Their leader, James Potter, was tall and dark with messy black hair and dangerously placed glasses. His laugh was loud and always forthcoming. Beside him at all times was Sirius Black himself. The pair were always followed by Peter Pettigrew. He was a quieter blond with giant eager blue eyes. He trailed after them like a lost puppy, always soaking up whatever shenanigan Black and Potter got into. The last, Remus Lupin, was the only one that Celeste knew personally. They both spent a lot of time in the infirmary. 

Being around Lupin was physically exhausting. The pain that one boy could hold in his body always threatened to knock her over. She could feel exactly what he felt and it was torture. She didn't know how he endured it. In her first year, after a really bad episode in her potions class, she was dropped in the infirmary in a bed next to Remus. Madam Pomfrey had no clue why Celeste wasn't resting and had no idea why she was feeling as she did. 

“I don’t understand, Minerva,” Pomfrey said, worried to the Professor. Her cold hand brushed against Celeste’s burning hot forehead. “There’s nothing wrong with her.”

Celeste clutched at her side, skin itching and raw. Her head swam with pain she didn't even know she could ever have. After slipping sleeping draught into her tea, Celeste drifted off into a fitful sleep and woke a few hours later alone and in a haze. She glanced over at the bed next to her and saw a boy sitting up, a book resting in his hands. He sucked in a deep breath, wincing in pain at the movement. Celeste winced in time with him. 

Rising from the bed, she slid back the thin curtain separating them and wavered on her feet. The boy stared at her with wide eyes, “Hello?”

“You’re hurting,” she said bluntly and pointed at him. “I feel it.”

“What?”

Celeste studied his pinched brow and the one hand pressed to his ribs. White bandages covered a large gash across his neck and two little ones were pressed to a cut on his cheek. “Your pain hurts.”

The boy blinked at her in confusion, “Yeah, I know. Its painful.”

Celeste rolled her eyes and took a step closer. “No, I feel your pain in here,” she said and pointed to both her heart and her head. “You’re also scared and angry.”

He stared at her again, at a loss for words. How did she know these things about him? It wasn't like he wore a button that said everything he was feeling.

“How do you know?”

She sighed, “I just told you, I can feel it.”

“How?” 

Celeste shrugged. “I don't know. But I guess what I'm trying to say is that you aren't alone. I'm Celeste Gallant.” She smiled weakly and extended a hand. 

The boy stared at it for a moment. He had absolutely no idea what was going on. “Remus Lupin.”

Celeste beamed and slid into the bed beside him. “Well, Remus, looks like you and I are going to be spending a lot of time together.”

And they did. Celeste usually ended up in the infirmary at least twice a week. She was usually only there to escape the sea of emotions that paraded around the school, but she always made sure she was in there during the day after the full moon. It was easier for him to have someone there who understand his pain.

Now sitting across the room from her, Remus flashed her a tiny smile and Celeste returned it. She shifted her gaze to his friends. The other three were bent over, whispering loudly and occasionally interrupted by giggles as they glanced over to a another table. Celeste followed their gaze until her eyes locked with a familiar pair.

Regulus was already watching her. It was something she had become accustomed to since the episode in charms. A question was always on his face, but he kept his distance, too afraid to ask. Celeste cocked a brow and glanced between his table and his brothers’. Regulus was joined by boys he called his friends, other Slytherins who kept their distance from Celeste and Pandora for the most part, but had no qualms about hexing the table of giggling boys.

Severus Snape was on his left as Barry Crouch Jr sat to his right. Avery, Mulciber, and Evan Rosier completed the circle. They were all caught up in their own conversations, oblivious to the plotting of the Marauders. Celeste wasn’t sure she wanted to be there when the plan erupted, and she was sure it would erupt.

Downing the rest of her Butterbeer, she took one last look at the scheming boys and cocked a brow to Regulus. He was already watching her and copied her movements, turning to whisper something to his friends.

“Hey, Dora,” Celeste whispered, tapping her cousins arm. Pandora turned to her with a smile. “I just remembered I have to go get new quills, meet you back at the dorm later?”

“Do you want us to come with you?” Xenophilius asked, already reaching to gather his things.

Celeste gave them a grin and shook her head. “No need, but thank you. You too have fun.”

Pandora stared at her for a moment, blue eyes studying her face, but she must have found what she was looking for because she gave her a gentle smile. “Oh course. Be safe.”

Celeste followed her gaze to both the table of Slytherins and the Marauders. Tensions between the two groups have always been high, increasingly so as rumors of war continue to blossom. With one last smile, Celeste rose from her chair and zigzagged her way through the mobs of students bubbling about their summers. Bursting out into the early October air, Celeste pushed past newcomers and ducked into the little alcove of the shop next door. She crossed her arms over her chest as she waited. Moments later, the door of the pub bursted back open and the shrill laughs and conversation from inside spilled out onto the street.

Stepping out of the alcove, Celeste met the eye of the boy she couldn’t stop thinking about. He was dressed in dark green robes, hair combed neatly to the side. It was very different from Celeste’s loose blue jeans and tucked in button up. She was starting to understand the vast differences of his Pure-blood raising. Pushing that aside, Celeste cocked her head.

“Why do you keep staring at me?” She asked, not even giving a hello to buffer her assault.

Regulus blinked at her, surprised by the bluntness. He tucked one hand into the pocket of his robe and glanced around. Hogsmeade was bustling with people. Witches and Wizards were going about their daily business as school kids giggles and talked all throughout the street. No one even passed a glance to the pair.

“You are the most unique person I’ve ever met,” Regulus answered, gray eyes unrelenting to give up anything else. Celeste remained silent, needing a little bit more than that. “I have never met anyone like you. Ever.”

“So you’ve said.”

Regulus pursed his lips and took a step forward. “Do you understand how rare you are? The Ministry classifies Empath’s as extraordinary individuals, high up there along with seers.” His gaze shifted around them again before he leaned in. “They require registration for it.”

Celeste furrowed her brow. If this was the case, then why hadn’t Dumbledore or Pomfrey told her any of this. They were the most intellectual Wizards she knew, yet they had failed to mention this extremely crucial part. It was almost as important as the werewolf registry. Another way to control her when she didn’t have control herself.

“How much do you know about this?” Celeste asked, gulping down the lump of panic in her throat. “How much do you know about me?”

“My parents have all these books at home about literally everything,” Regulus explained. “After my brother-“ he trailed off, hands tightening in his robes before shaking his head. “I had a lot of free time and spent my holidays reading. In class the other day when you snapped on me,” he chuckled lightly and gave her a tiny smile. “It struck. If you want I can show you them. I’m sure the library has all kind of literature on it.”

Celeste was stunned. No one had ever been this concerned about her before. Not even her parents. They were all along the edges of Pandora. It was a gift, don’t question it. But how could Celeste not question it when it consumed her day.

Clenching her jaw, Celeste stared at him. She could feel the excitement brimming underneath his worry. Worry that she wouldn’t expect. But there was something else.

“In turn, what do you desire?” She asked, knowing that no one ever offered their help freely.

Regulus gave her a shy smile. “Um, I just want to know if my brother hates me.”

“What?”

That was not what she had expected him to say. More along the lines of blackmail, use this to hurt somebody or something. But he just wanted something as simple as that? Regulus ducked his head, toeing the cobblestones beneath them. Shame coursed through him, but why. What was he ashamed of? Caring for his brother? But just underneath it was overwhelming loneliness. Celeste frowned.

“You miss him.”

He didn’t even try to deny it. Not that he could lie to her anyway. He kept his eyes on the ground as he nodded. “Maybe one day I’ll tell you why,” he started softly and lifted his head. “But I just need to know if he hates me.”

“I’m sure he doesn’t-“

“I need to know, Celeste. For sure.” The burning intensity of his gaze had her agreeing before she could even think.

“Okay, I’ll help you.” Celeste said.

If not to be kind then at least to understand what she was dealing with. For once in her lifetime, someone else was extending the branch out to her. Regulus was giving the the opportunity to have her own freedom. To have control over this power she had.

Who was she to deny that?

[limetimo]

RAB fics I read 18-24feb

10 Things I (don't) Hate About You by kjms very crackfic vibes and what it says on the tin. Regulus and Sirius live with uncle Alphard (because past child abuse) and to make sure Sirius doesn't rush into a relationship he's not ready for, he's not allowed to day until the much more reserved Regulus is ready to date too. Btw Regulus is a snappy little bitch I love him so much, a vicious chihuahua of a man looks like could kill you and could actually kill you. fish fear him women fear him the teachers fear him. Anyways le wild Remus Lupin transfers to Hogwarts and it's wolfstar at first sight. Remus convinces James (who ws high as balls at the time) to woo Regulus so that he and Sirius can go to the prom.

Lions and Sheep by pale_morning_sings_of_forgotten_things ROYALTY AU FRESH KING SIRIUS REGULUS WHOSE UNDYING LOYALITY COULD SOOO BE THE CAUSE OF HIS DEATH KNIGHT JAMES

We Have Done This Before, Haven't We? by pale_morning_sings_of_forgotten_things crying screaming throwing up. Regulus dies. *gestures wildly* you'd have to read it to get it

Star Tripping by ashes_to_ash for paddys_foot666 its open on my phone i haven't actually read it yet. but it looks good

Of Starless Skies by WalkOnThroughARedParade HUHUEHEHE Regulus dies and is yeeted to the moment when he's about to take the mark. He freaks out, understandably, flies to the Potters' with Kreacher's help, and starts changing the course of future ♥ adore it, slowburn jegulus

Staying Strangers by 3amAndCounting wolfstar texting fic very nice with a significant regulus presence. the black boys are healing

Sands of Destiny by amidtheflowers hermione uses a deus ex machina time turner and is whooped to 1970s. She gets housed and semi-adopted by the potters and employes Severus and Sirius' help with hunting down the horcruxes.

Until We Meet Again by pale_morning_sings_of_forgotten_things the one where sirius and regulus are twins and everyting else is the same

not the kind of weather (to be dancing in your sweater) by maybebabyplease jegulus roommates to boyfriends

The Missing Link by Keysie :D the war is won but the damage is done, can the marauders and friends heal?

The Mystery of the Pears by sonwar i wasn't feeling it and didn't finish, but objectively the writing is good and the jegulus is tender

Runaway Spare by WideEyesAtNight crawling away from grimmauld place after refusing the mark, Sirius throws one last insult at Regulus - and entirely accidentally outs him as gay to their mother (who uses occlumency to force the truth out of Reg). welp. Kreacher helps Regulus leave despite the damage from crucio; his friends take him to the hospital, Xenophilius Lovegood offers to be his guardian until adulthood, I really love this bit tbh we need more Xeno in out first war fics

Brotherhood by Necessity james captures the Death Eater Black brother BUT he accidentally gave him amnesia in the process. Regulus stays with him and Lily for a bit. also Sirius is here

Life and Struggles of James Potter by Pietra_Thorn i am confusion but intrigued, Prongsfoot but Sirius has Issues and James and his 3 little daughters live with Regulus and Peter (who are dating)

working title: padfoot regulus au [evil author's day] by coincidences AMAZING INSPIRED SPECTACULAR NEVER DONE BEFORE Regulus animagus is a mini copy of padfoot. sirius tries to resist. he is a stronger man than i

When Pigs Fly by BooksR4ever this is severus centric also future severus/james and oh yeah their son baby Harry time traveled to their school days

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The Way Back Home

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by Hufflepuffin11

Two years have passed since the events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament that led to the return of Lord Voldemort and Percy Weasley siding with the Ministry and turning his back on his family and boyfriend Oliver Wood.

When a shoulder injury forces Oliver to step down from starting keeper for Puddlemere United and take a position as the Senior Quidditch Correspondent at the Ministry he will cross paths with Percy who is still working as the Junior Assistant to the Minister of Magic. As the war on muggleborn witches and wizards reaches new heights Percy is fast becoming disillusioned with the Ministry and vaguely aware that he might have chosen the wrong side. When Percy learns that Penelope Clearwater has been selected to undergo an official inquiry as part of the newly appointed Muggle-born Registration Commission a string of events is set into motion that neither boy could have imagined. Percy is offered an opportunity to atone for his past mistakes and reconcile with his estranged family if he can learn to set aside his pride.

A lot can change in two years and Oliver is keeping secrets of his own.

Words: 4285, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Warnings: Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death

Categories: F/F, F/M, M/M

Characters: Percy Weasley, Harry Potter, Oliver Wood, Draco Malfoy, Remus Lupin, Sirius Black, Ron Weasley, Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Hermione Granger, Bill Weasley, Charlie Weasley, Ginny Weasley, Fleur Delacour, Arthur Weasley, Molly Weasley, Minerva McGonagall, Nymphadora Tonks, Kingsley Shacklebolt, Severus Snape, Penelope Clearwater, Rufus Scrimgeour, Original Female Character(s), Original Male Character(s), Tom Riddle | Voldemort, Bellatrix Black Lestrange, Lucius Malfoy, Narcissa Black Malfoy, Andromeda Black Tonks, Ted Tonks, Luna Lovegood, Xenophilius Lovegood, Angelina Johnson, Alicia Spinnet, Katie Bell, Roger Davies

Relationships: Percy Weasley/Oliver Wood, Harry Potter/Draco Malfoy, Remus Lupin/Sirius Black, Ron Weasley/Hermione Granger, Fleur Delacour/Bill Weasley, Arthur Weasley/Molly Weasley, Angelina Johnson/George Weasley, Penelope Clearwater/ original female character, Nymphadora Tonks/Original Female Character(s)

Additional Tags: Harry Potter - Freeform, Alternate Universe, Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Perciver - Freeform, Perciver is endgame, Perciver for life, Moonstar - Freeform, POV Oliver Wood, Quidditch Player Oliver Wood, Quidditch, POV Percy Weasley, Percy Weasley Redemption, Percy Weasley Needs a Hug, Draco Malfoy Redemption, Gay Percy Weasley, Gay Oliver Wood, Gay Harry Potter, Gay Draco Malfoy, Second War with Voldemort, Post-Second War with Voldemort, Angst, Angst and Tragedy, Forgiveness, Redemption

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