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🌟50% Selected "Orange Door" but also 50% Selected "Purple Door". It appears a tight draw. Let's see what happens in the final level based off your choices.....🌟
🌟Level 3: The Prize🌟
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American things i believe would KILL Simon🦅:
1. COSTCO
2. Driving for 10 fucking hrs and still be in Texas or california
3. High school prom/homecoming. He doesn’t get it.
“Wtf do u need a homecoming for I came home just fine after being hung by the ribs🙄”
4. A yearly checkup with ob/gyn and a hormone lab panel costed over $400 bc the insurance decided “this wasn’t preventative care”
5. Tornado season
6. Healthcare in general
7. The ginormous size of coke and slushes. Can he eat all of that? YES. Was he scared of that much sugar? YES.
8. Texas road house. He ain’t safe from those clogged arteries😔
9. Graves
One more thing, anon:
Iced tea.
Iced. Tea.
Iced. Bloody. Fuckin'. Tea.
Also, no ONE can resist the hot rolls and butter. NO ONE. Not even Simon fuckin' Riley.
Graves would be that bastard who'd have huge ass billboards posted of himself across Texas advertising his barbecue sauce and catering company and Simon's inner Ghost intensifies every time lmao.
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A man was jumping through people’s car windows outside of an Andy Warhol-themed pizza museum/pottery store/club at 2 AM.
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Elliott thought it would be a good idea to bring variation to single men’s food life.
So he established this club, where they would all trade food they cook.
Maybe once a week.
How nice it is if it brings positive things to their life.
Like encouraging them to cook new dishes, enhance their recipe with tips & tricks from each other, having something to look forward to, & having reason to do a lot more socialization.
It might start as a club for older single men,
which includes Clint, yes Elliot would encourage him to join -- even the older folks if they want to.
But who knows Kent might be interested to join to, to distracts him from the thoughts as this club seems like a good therapy for those who are a bit sad.
And maybe! Other married men too, even if they are happy! xD
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▀▄▀▄▀▄Pizza Club: The Game▄▀▄▀▄▀
You selected "Distract Ophelia With Eggs". Okay Let's go!
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10 dark academia movies you might not know (part 3):
The Breakfast Club
Whiplash
The Falling
Licorice Pizza
Maurice
Anna Karenina
Cracks
Picnic at Hanging Rock
Nowhere Boy
Kill Your Darlings
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Be back in 1-2 weeks,, am gone fishing (the fish is school and its the size of a whale.. AKA school schedule about to give me a death worse than whatever the DJD can dish out o7)
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Transcript:
Murph: So--
Caldwell: Think about how many stars you're getting towards your pizza party for this book.
[Emily laughs.]
Murph: It's also-- here's the thing, is--
Emily: Why don't we do adult pizza parties for books?
Caldwell: We-- I do adult pizza parties all the time! It's where I order a pizza--
Murph: You just e-- You just have pizza. We've eaten pizza together. That's a pizza party.
Caldwell: Pizza isn't--
Emily: Yeah, but we should be a reward. Like it was when you were a kid.
Caldwell: Okay. It is a-- No, it is a reward! I earned money and I spend it on pizza whenever I want!
Murph: It's a reward any time you enjoy it, Em. The pizza party's in your mind, girl.
Caldwell: (laughs) Exactly. What-- What do you mean--
Murph: Have you learned nothing from this book?
Caldwell: Exactly.
Emily: Um, I read way more of it than you did!
[Murph cackles.]
Caldwell: Can we get a quick count? How far did everyone make it in the book?
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