#played badly on the kazoo

[ceephorsshitshow]

Heavily cursed shitpost ahead but after a cute exchange I was given a picture and it spiraled into this.

Here’s the picture

This is why Jasper thinks Ponyx is ugly. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.

[irishmammonagenda]

"Wow...Guess he really is asleep..." You whisper, the kazoo you had been playing in an attempt to wake the Avatar of Sloth up now safely in your pocket, lest Lucifer confiscate it again.

You poke Belphie's forehead with your pointer finger, then continue poking it, because it was fun. Still Asleep Belphie seems to hate this more than you attempting to play Vivaldi's Winter on the kazoo and failing miserably, seeing as his cowlike tail swings out, wraps around your leg and pulls you to the ground.

"ARGH! What?!" You barely have time to process before you're dragged up by the tail that's latched around your ankles and quite meanly (may you add), dropped on the bed. Belphie entraps you in a hug, and thankfully this time, doesn't crush your internal organs. How sweet! <3

"Go to sleep MC...." The demon mutters half awake for a moment before drifting back off again.

You try to reach for your kazoo, for the second time, Belphie's tail whips out gently at you. "Don't even think about it." He pouts, before his expression and breathing even out once more.

You might as well get comfortable, seeing as you were now trapped for what looks to be hours.

You can't even play your kazoo.

Why do your plans always backfire? :(

[dailynakaharachuuya]

21. Musicians AU 22. Doctors/patients AU 23. Bakers AU 24. Beast AU

[sage-nebula]

If I play video of my dog howling, it always makes her start howling again IRL. She's basically like, "I said it before, and I'll SAY IT AGAIN." Honestly gotta respect her commitment to her word.

[fireflylies]

The vibe on tumblr right now is like The Who’s in Horton Hears a Who making as much noise as physically possible in order to draw attention and scare off everyone else

[variantia]

BELLUM.   Lo tells the kids no cookies till dinner and then realizes she left something for one of them in her car or w/e

walks back into the house, no kids or Kris in sight

walks into the kitchen

finds their dumb asses doing what they call ULTIMATE SIBLING FORM KFC !!!!!

... which is basically Chara on Kris’ shoulders and Frisk on Chara’s shoulders, on their tippy toes reaching for the cookies that Lo hid up on the VERY top of the cupboards

they only use this form when they need to reach something that’s out of Kris’ reach

because Kris is the tallest one by virtue of being an adult, they’re like 5′6′‘-5′7′’ ish whereas the kiddos are smol because they’re ....... kiddos

they don’t include Asriel simply because he’s a worse narc than Frisk and would run sobbing to Lo about how his big siblings are breaking the rules

and they don’t include Flowey because he’s an ankle biting little shit who never learned to share and will eat all the cookies (actually he’ll probably eat the entire box, cardboard and all, before spitting it out into someone’s hand)

also they don’t include anyone else because then THEIR STUPID ACRONYM WOULDN’T BE FUNNY ANYMORE

[kazoologist]

who wants to discord stream the china and haiti game friday morning at 6 am for me??

[howd-you-like-dem-applez]

I have followers??? Hey guys nice tah meetcha

[celestialcomedy]

@seeasunset​:

There is no warning at all. Just the sound of the water gun preparing to shoot before the splash of water hit the back of Jester. Sorry not sorry. He has fallen under the attack of a water gun from Vasco.

Ears and tail twitching. Call Jester a cat cause his senses are going off that water is near! In the shape of a water gun pointed his way! Just like a cat his swaying tail immeditatly freezes at the shot. 

BUT WAIT WHATS THIS?

Jesters turning around with flowers in each hand! Each one looking suspiciously like the flowers that spray water out of them. Does the Jester get a return shot? Cause their both aimed at Vasco.

[strawbubbysugar]

💔- June or Goodbye, ⚔️- Hello, 🌊- Hello, 🧶-any, 🌧️- Matt, ⚠️-Hello, 💛- Goodbye or June, 🦷- any, 🐸- Goodbye, 📓- ANY!!! :D

This is so many thank you so much!!!

💔 - Does forgiveness come easily or with difficulty to this oc? Can they forgive others? What about themselves?

Goodbye looks at things rationally. If he thinks it’s something that can be forgiven, he forgives himself easily. He also forgives himself a bit more easily in general than most people, since he believes most things he does are justified due to his whole. Situation. June on the other hand has a hard time forgiving himself. He’ll remember something he said that hurt someone’s feelings and it’ll keep him up at night.

⚔️ - How does this oc handle conflict?

One word. De-escalation. He’d been heavily programmed with that knowledge. But if that doesn’t work, and it’s a situation that he can’t talk down at all, he hides. Run and hide.

🌊 - Does this oc have a secret or repressed desire?

Hello really really REALLY wants to yell. He wants to say no to the white coats that take him to his adjustments. But he wants to do it his own way, not the way goodbye wants to.

🧶 - Do they do any arts, crafts, or creative hobbies?

June plays the guitar very well, as well as being a novice at several other ones (all the instruments from his old band for sure, as well as some random ones. As a list: guitar, drums, bass guitar, trumpet, kazoo, and he played the saxophone in highschool)

He also likes to doodle, his sneakers are covered in them!

🌨️ - If this oc had a day free from all their responsibilities, how would they spend it?

Sleeping. Deep dad sleep. This man was born to be a father. He’d grab a beer and fall asleep on the couch before drinking it while watching a nature documentary. (About the ocean)

⚠️ - If this oc came with a warning sign, what would it be?

CAUTION: ANIMATRONIC IS NOT YET HUG TESTED FOR THE PUBLIC. HUGS MAY BE TOO TIGHT.

💛 - Are they ‘good with children’, or more awkward?

June is very good with kids! He wanted to be a teacher when he was growing up and used to babysit neighborhood kids all the time. He gave up on that when Morgan told him an elementary school teacher couldn’t be colourblind (how would he teach them colours? Duh.)

Picking engineer was halfway between being something he enjoyed doing and being petty towards Morgan, since his handicap also applies at this job too

Goodbye likes children to an extent, but mostly when they’re not crying or running around. A sleeping or calm child? He enjoys their company. A kid running around and screaming while playing? No thanks.

🦷 - Would this oc ever bite someone?

Goodbye has been trying and wanting to bite SO badly. So bad. He’s clawed at their faceplate before just trying to open it. It almost felt like phantom pains.

🐸 - What’s this oc’s sense of humor like?

Most things he finds amusing would get very little reaction out of him, usually just a ‘hm.’ Or something similar. One surefire way to get him to absolutely piss his pants laughing though is when people react wildly when they’re startled. Someone holding up their fists only to immediately relax, someone gasping and hugging the wall, immediately clutching their pearls: gets him every time.

📓 - Do you associate any quotes or lyrics with this oc?

I associate the song “Dirty imbecile” with Hello! Specifically these lines!

[dark-elf-writes]

Izuku: Would you like a gift?

Shouta, exhausted by Izuku's kazooing for months: what do you mean by that?

Izuku, playing a flute:

Izuku leading cats pied piper style to Shouta as an apology. The number of cats is directly proportional to how badly Izuku fucked up.

[mylittlefusions]

Reformed Thorax and Rain Shine (the Kirin leader)!

*jurassic park theme badly played on kazoo*

-mod mutt :^)

[sweatandwoe]

Copia terzo body swap 😈

Copia is quite certain he did not go to bed with another person last night. Yet, he awakens with another set of limbs over his body. One leg hooked over his hips. After blinking the sleep from his eyes, he can glance down to see a Sibling of sin laying over him.

And they're naked.

The other thing he notices too, is that he is also naked. And that his tattoo is missing.

How is his tattoo missing?

The answer comes when the door swings open, to reveal; himself. Except his eyes are wild, confusion and rage pouring through his own face. "Copia?" His own voice asks, but the tone is off.

He stares at the figure of himself, just in his pajamas still. Standing with one hand on his hips, face twisted into an annoyed expression that wouldn't look out of place on-

"Terzo?" He asks, slowly sitting up. The sibling easily removes themself, still asleep and gathering the blankets around them. They're quickly over to the other side of the bed, snoring softly, enough that Copia can creep out of bed. His hands go down to cover himself, but the other man only scoffs.

"That's my junk, remember." Terzo twists his mouth when he speaks. "How do you speak with this fucking caterpillar on your lip? You should shave it."

Copia stares at him, then after holding his, or Terzo's, junk for a moment, frowns. "Don't you dare touch my mustache." Then he pauses, removing his hand. "Why do your balls itch so fucking badly?"

"Because I have to put lotion on them every morning. The skin is sensitive down there." His arms cross, and he raises a brow. "I noticed you don't shave."

"I trim!" Why is he defending his own private choices about his body? It was none of Terzo's business. Nonetheless, he can feel the warmth rising in his face, blooming onto his cheeks, or Terzo's cheeks. "How did this happen?"

Terzo shuffles, moving to close the door. "I may have... done a ritual by accident last night."

Copia blinks at him, as the other man goes to grab his pants from his own closet. "You - what?"

"It was an accident. Me and them," he gestures to the person sleeping in his bed, "We may have... been inciting Him in our pleasure last night." Copia can only stare at Terzo, lips parted at how he managed to do that. But the other man only shrugs, twisting Copia's lips into a feral grin. "It was pretty hot."

"Oh, Lucifer." He brings both of his hands to his head, "How do we get back?"

"Probably the spell will last for the day and then we return back to our bodies when we sleep tonight. If it lasts longer, we'll have to get Secondo cause I don't know shit about what we said last night."

Copia lifts his hands from his face, to stare at himself, who is looking sheepish and smiling. And then he realizes, he is well and truly fucked. He groans back into his hands, and the other man walks over to pat his shoulder.

"It'll be alright, Copia. I just have a kazoo practice today... And paperwork."

The panic is sinking in, to the point he can only let out a sob, nearing a wail if not for the sibling he is still aware is in the room. "I don't know how to play the kazoo!"

Now Terzo groans, raising a hand to pinch the bridge of his nose. "You just blow air into it!" Copia still sniffs and the other man sighs. "I'll go ask Secondo after breakfast. Go change, and we'll be okay, si? I can make an excuse to get you out of practice too."

Regardless of what will happen during this day, as Copia takes the pants Terzo hands him, he's quite certain it's going to be a long day.

[midnight-coll]

Our gatekeeper has decided every new song that gets stuck in our head "needs a kazoo cover". Every time the song plays, he plays the kazoo along with the song. Badly. Im losing my shit. Im screaming.

[5am-the-foxing-hour]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY VIRGIL!!!☺️🥳💜

*plays happy birth badly on a kazoo*

[blxwyourhxrn]

Rules

Short Info

Gabriel is one of the Archangels of Heaven, the Messenger of God, and Protector of Children. He is older than Lucifer, but much younger than Michael, and is often the more laid back among the entire group, preferring to kick his feet up and play his music than really get involved with politics. While he has a strong resemblance to Lucifer, as all of the Archangels look a lot like each other, Gabriel has long dark red hair and his cheek marks are little golden stars; he prefers his leather jacket and drawn on jeans than any suit or robe that the other Angels wear.

When the Earth was new, the dinosaurs were Gabriel's idea, and they went badly. Unbothered by the Elder Angels' dismissal of the creatures, Gabriel was present when the First Man, Adam, was Created from stardust and Earthen clay. He was one of the angels who was supposed to watch over the Garden, but often lapsed in his attentions during his shift, which allowed Lucifer to sneak into the Garden, first to befriend Adam, and then fall in love with Adam's first wife, Lilith.

Since he himself is a free thinker, Gabriel did not blame Lucifer for falling in love, but he did scold his brother for being so reckless. Things ended up exploding after Adam was given a new Wife, named Eve; Lucifer had stolen a Fruit from the Tree of Knowledge, and had gifted it to Eve, accidentally unleashing Evil onto Earth. He was at the Trial where Lucifer was condemned for his actions and thrown from Heaven with Lilith jumping after him, and Gabriel has not seen or heard from Lucifer since.

Unlike most of the angels, Gabriel retains a party boy kind of attitude. He frequently complains of being bored, and he likes to sneak to Earth to scare the humans for fun. "Be Not Afraid", no, be afraid. Be very afraid. Maybe pee yourself a little? He thinks it's hysterical. He carries a double sided axe as a weapon, but rarely uses it, preferring to keep his Trumpet on hand, which he's turned into a kazoo in order to blow when he's feeling bored around Heaven.

Due to the Archangels having an intense bond, the Angelic Council run by Sera keeps the Archangels in the dark considering Lucifer and his movements in Hell. As a result, Gabriel does not know about the Exterminations, nor does he know about Charlie; the only time he becomes aware of it all is when Sir Pentious is redeemed and sent straight to the top of Heaven, bypassing Saint Peter at the Pearly Gates. Gabriel is so irate that he knows next to nothing about Lucifer and what's happening that he schemes to take Sera's place in the Council, or he's flying to Hell his damned self.