#pls i just want to get married

[omglaurashutup]

praying for a nice job and a romantic partner next year like

[what-is-it-to-be-pk-esque]

Ok I know I'm heavily biased here but like I kinda love that Astarion's romance is one of the few in this type of video game where you basically end up canonically unmarried and childfree in his "good" ending? Just travelling the world??

Like it's honestly the millennial dream lmfaoo cannot believe i chose what would undoubtedly be my favorite option, first try

[mhaynoot]

yjh: let's have a wedding on the beach. it'll be horrible. our friends will throw you into the ocean. the children will have a sand fight. and then someone will actually start a fight.

yjh: our footprints will fade slowly on the soft sand. they'll be washed away by gentle tides. i'll marry you with the sea salt winds.

yjh: kim dokja, let's live our life together.

[givemewallywestorgivemedeath]

Wait, fuck, hold on-

THEY CAN'T FUCKING BRING OUT AN ANTI-HERO ARTEMIS WHEN I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF STUDYING FOR FINALS!!

WHAT THE FUCK, DC?!? HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO FOCUS?!?

oh i am so excited holy shit. am i the only one getting slade vibes from her?? because im getting massive slade/rose wilson vibes from the single eye cover and im wondering if artemis is a plant, someone unconnected from slade who wouldn't be considered a threat, to go undercover and get close to the titans. this is also like, high-key a chance to make jade and artemis sisters and/or half-sisters in canon which would be neat. i know comics fans aren't huge on changes to the canon based on outside things but making them half sisters doesn't really change jades backstory, nor artemis'.

[kana7o]

I've been rewatching The Nanny and getting obikin brainrot as you do

[calla-lilly]

i am so entertained by this week's eps like we are SO back

[murphyslawyer]

why didn't that idiot just fucking kiss me in Rome? I think I'm going fucking crazy

[anemoflower]

Is *checks calendar* 3 months too soon to think about marrying Elias

[rosicheeks]

4:35 and I'm thinking about putting a baby in a certain sexy Tumblr mutual

👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

[allthedrugsforcreativity]

[simgerale]

hope everyone is doing well!!! ♥ made a cute fairy girl as an excuse to post something lol

[takhayyul]

i hate being the only cousin living in canada, its my cousins wedding in the coming weeks and they be having so much fun rn while i gotta go to my 9 to 5 tmrw

[kawaii-koimi]

dramatic but so perfect..

this cover art made me chuckle for a bit ww ryuu smiling peacefully meanwhile atsu's frowning & looking at ryuu with some kind of emotion he cant put to words

sums up sskk perfectly. 2 sides of the same coin. the yin and yang.

(the fact that it's ryuu smiling & not atsushi surprised me for a bit, but still not ooc so 👌💯)

[babytrapperdiaz]

i've got two running theories rn. either;

eddie fast tracked to Sgt and he's younger than we think/a like age with shannon like we thought. they're highschool sweethearts lollygagging, living life and oops she's pregnant OHHH GOD THE IMPLICATIONS

shannon is like 2 years younger than eddie, and in that case my brain is going -- ((first, headcanon) shannon must've been one of his sisters friends bc yn proximity) omg this comphet king was getting the questions you always get (and we've seen him get in canon!) from friends/family when you're #alone "are you dating", "is their anyone special in your life", etc etc and the first girl he had a connection with he went full out and oops now she's pregnant FUCKK THE IMPLICATIONS 😵‍💫

either way it ends the same. but the journey ohhh the journeyyyy don't make unnecessary journeys don't take risks on treacherous roads and don't swim in the sea 😫

[outercrasis]

Ok but if I keep bringing up how much I want to be married do you think he'll propose soon 👀

[savnofilter]

feel bad for the ppl who clicked on my blog cuz i wrote lil vanilla kinky stuff for two "cinnamon roll" characters and then I drop a piss kink LMAOOO

this is also a sorry for the ppl who have accidentally clicked on my blog unbeknownst to the fact there is porn n piss kink.