#poor atsushi and chuuya

[etrevil]

when your partner gets socked in the face by an ability

[ssaraexposs]

Do you ever start thinking about the fact that Dazai literally made tiny snowmen based on his favourite people? The ones he secretly keeps in his heart?

Said people being:

- ANGO

- ODASAKU

- ATSUSHI

- CHUUYA

AND I BELIEVE IT'S BEAUTIFUL

[minimafioso]

Soukoku and overly convoluted, ridiculous fake death prank #39

[chuuyaxsupremacy9]

Chuuya: speaking to Dazai in French

Dazai: literally can't breathe

Verlaine, whose sitting across from them:fighting for his life to not laugh since chuuya isn't flirting but is just complimenting the weather

[mackerel22]

Atsushi: Dazai, have you ever thought of getting married ?

Dazai: *gay panic* I'm pregnant!

ada: What?

Dazai: It's Chuuya's.

ada: WHAT?

*meanwhile in the pm*

Chuuya, feeling a disturbance in the force: He said something that will get me into trouble, I can feel it!

[flamie-42]

Dazai: I’m definitely the one that is in charge in the relationship

Chuuya: babe, stand up.

Dazai: *stands up*

Chuuya: sit down

Dazai: *sits back down*

Chuuya: look at me

Dazai: *looks at him blushing*

Chuuya: hmmm interesting~

Dazai: anyways… watch this. Chuuya, love, could you get me a glass of water?

Chuuya: say please

Dazai: could you please get me a glass of water please

Chuuya: of course, love

Dazai: *proud of himself* See!

Atsushi: *shocked* yeah Dazai you sure are

[laly-481]

sorry for always talking about bsd but i'll never get over beast's ending when dazai said "go live in the light with kyôka-chan" and atsushi just. didn't.

[soukokumychildren]

Chuuya: *slams fist on table* God DAMNIT I’m so gay!

Atsushi: what makes you say that?

Chuuya: *aggressively gestures to his laptop screen* this, damnit. This!!

Atsushi: *peeks over*

Chuuya’s screen: *Shows clip of original universe him collapsing on Dazai’s lap*

Atsushi: THAT OPENLY?

Chuuya: THEY’RE NOT EVEN TRYING.

Atsushi: *gaping mouth*

Chuuya: Honestly it would be less gay to kiss at this rate.

Ranpo: But you’re gay, Chuuya.

Chuuya: *flatly* yes Ranpo thank you

Ranpo: What’s the matter with the original version of you guys getting together?

Chuuya: Because it doesn’t make sense! And because of what *he raises his hand to gesture to quotations with fingers* ���people have gathered” they aren’t “cannon”. Essentially neither of them made the first move towards getting together relationship wise. But it’s so obvious! In so many fucking waysPEOPLEAREGODDAMNEDSTUPID. *feathers fluff in anger*

Ranpo: You mean the creator of the univer—

Chuuya *throttles Ranpo in the head with a manifested sandle Asian-style to knock him out*

Atsushi: *Glance of fear* what is going on

Chuuya: I’m angry at stupidity that’s what

Atsushi: *Inhales before drawing out a sigh so long that I ran out of space to typ—*

[nyxi-pixie]

im rlly addicted to hoshikawa drawing skk like smushing their faces tgthr all the time. its ?? they do it so often ??? for why?????

? theyve never heard of personal space ?

[iwritenarrativesandstuff]

I have some old rough BSD sketches I just rediscovered. Thought I'd share them because they're fun and silly.

[iicaru2]

it’s very likely that atsushi’s parents didn’t even name him. he was abandoned at the orphanage as a baby, supposedly in awful condition, (according to the headmaster, “this hardly counts as abuse compared to what your parents did to you in your infancy”) and during his years in the orphanage he was referred to as “number 78” because no one knew what his name was, or if he even had one. they didn’t bother to name him or anything, he was just a number, and a child that was locked in a cage so he couldn’t kill the livestock kept in the orphanage, and bullied by all the other kids. the orphanage did everything possible to dehumanize atsushi up until they threw him out at 18.

we can’t even be sure his name is atsushi. it’s highly unlikely anyone from the orphanage named him, so did he pick it himself? if so, when, and how? i know the meta reason is he’s named after the author of the same name, but i can’t stop thinking about him. like what the hell.

[felinelord-bowbeforemepeasant]

The difference between skk nation and skkk nation when chapter 109 was released on August 3rd

Skk nation:

They are a variety of skk stan that when seeing this

there are the "dazai will live" one, the "theory and analysis" one, the "I will pull out anything to prove that dazai is alive" one, the "finally that hoe is dead" one, the "dazai hater", the "destined to be what dazai" one, the "this will be a good angst material" one, the artist, the editor, the "dazai will die" one, the "screaming to the void" one, the "wondering what is going on" one, the "delulu" one, the "fanfic writer" one, the "there are no chapter 109" one, the " that didn't happen they are married and are living happily ever after" one, the one who is coping, the "depressed" one, the "are you happy asagiri" one, the one who don't care, the one who are just enjoying the chaos, the one who just join and don't know what is happening, the "meme" one, the one who got triple combo because they are in the good omens jjk and bsd fandom, the "wow we did we just got trending because of what happening right now" one, the "we still trending that chapter really broke us huh" one, the "that gay" one, the "You guys know that we are falling for the same trick that asagiri pull in chap 101 right" one, and many more

( I know that there are more but I just mainly see the "dazai will live" one, the "delulu" one and the "theory and analysis" . There are one that are kinda out of context and i also want to put more but i just gonna stop here, you can add them if you want)

Skkk nation:

So uh skkk stan reaction to this is quite the same so I just gonna sum this up in three letter

✨️✨️Gay✨️✨️

(If you want to be more specific here are the skkk stan more specific reaction when they see this:

The "look at how rashomon is wrapping around atsushi waist and how slu- I mean how fine it is" one, the "another reason on how rashomon can be use at a bondage" one, the "they are gonna make out" one, the one who say that atsushi being tied up so tighly and telling akutagawa it not time for "it", the one who commented that akutagawa is carrying atsushi bridal style and saying they are getting married, the "look at how gently or slowly akutagawa is elevating/lying down his bf" one, the "wow that couldn't be even gayer" one, etc while ignoring how injured atsushi is and that akutagawa might gonna turn him to a vampire or just kill him

So yeah to sum it up the skkk nation reaction to this was "wow that gay" but more specific)

[c4nn1v4l]

*Akutagawa and Atsushi sitting at akutagawa's apartment laying on the couch*

atsushi: (looking at akutagawa's forehead) Hey Ryuu, where did you get this scar on your forehead?

Akutagawa: Chuuya threw a beer bottle at me.

Atsushi: excuse me????

[chuu-huahua]

guys @downbadforpixels told me that skk would go to ikea and act like a divorced married couple, so you guys can have SOUKOKU IKEA SHENANIGANS

no cuz they would 100% use the fake bedroom setups to argue with each other like a married couple. chuuya would bring up dazai’s constant flirting with women, and dazai would muffle a giggle behind his hand, claiming that he simply “really admired women. truly. you don’t have to worry about me cheating on you, chibikko. if not me, who else would date you?” he knows full well about the number of people who would die to get into chuuya’s pants, but that’s left unsaid.

they would buy the blahajes (that’s the plural form because i said so) too !! dazai picked one up and squeezed it to his chest tightly, before turning to chuuya and giving him his puppy eyes. “no, we are not buying that,” chuuya would reply sternly, and almost falter at the downcast expression on dazai’s face. but it’s ok, because when dazai comes home from work the next day, there would be a mountain of the shark plushies sitting on his bed waiting for him :)

they like to sit in the carts and ride around ikea too, by the way. dazai sticks his lanky legs out of the cart and he whoops as chuuya pushes him around the giant store, and their loud laughter and shouts attract the attention of many civilians. the workers try to get them to stop, but when they get one look from chuuya they immediately shrink away in fear before getting back to work, letting the redhead dote on his childish boyfriend.

dazai likes eating some of the food there too (totally not biased. shush.) ! chuuya complains that he get them much better food from much fancier places, but seeing his partner actually eat something for once puts him at ease, so he restrains most of his words for now.

they get ice cream on the car ride home, and they blast taylor swift in the car <3

[chuuyaxsupremacy9]

Kunikida: hello?

Dazai: it's Dazai

Kunikida: what'd he do this time?

Dazai: no no it's me, Dazai

Kunikida:

Kunikida: what'd you do this time?

[mackerel22]

Dazai: Now I'll arrange our security.

Atsushi: Why?

Dazai: The mission is dangerous and we're hot. The enemy will want us for our info and our boddies.

Atsushi: Our info maybe...

Dazai: Speak for yourself kitten...

Dazai: Now I'm calling the only man who can fuck me.

Atsushi: What???😨

Dazai, calling Chuuya: I mean, who can protect me...us...

Atsushi: Ugh. 🤦‍♂️

Chuuya, picking up: What now?

Dazai: Well hello my big dick chibi.

Chuuya: What

Atsushi: the

Chuuya: fuck

Atsushi: Dazai!

Dazai: Language everyone!