#problems he has with his tiddies

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Hi hope you doing well beautiful. So I wanted to ask for some headcanons on op hotties and what kind problems they have with their tiddes.

Have a lovely day🌸💖💓💌💗💗💞💟💝!

(Plesse ignore if to much)

Doing alright, love! Hope you’re well!💛

Always bursts the buttons of his shirts so he has to get them custom made:

Akainu🌋

Kizaru ✨

Sir Crocodile 🐊

King 👑

Rosinantè Donquixote aka Cora-San💕

Gecko Moria🦇

Gild Tesoro⚜️🏅

Rob Lucci🐆

Has given up wearing closed shirts because his tiddies can’t be contained:

Fujitora 🐅

Doflamingo Donquixote 🦩

Benn Beckman 🔫

Katakuri Charlotte 🍡

Killer🔪

Izou🔫🔫

Buggy🤡

Marco the Phoenix 🦅

Karasu🐦‍⬛

Gets asked if he wears a bra by kids and tries to throw hands with an 8 year old:

Ryokugyu 🌱

Queen👑

Dragon D Monkey 🐉🐒

Eustass Kidd🤘🎸

Who’s-Who ❤️‍🔥👹

Iceburg💜

Gets asked to make his tiddies dance too often:

Kaido🐉

Oven Charlotte 🍞

[kokofromwattpad]

CUDDLES

Featuring: Dorm leaders

Plot: The way how different twst characters sleep with and without you and their sleeping habits.

Cw: fluff, spooning(Riddle and Vil), snoring (Leona and Azul), mentions of boobs (Kalim), drool (idia)

Note: You can obviously tell who my favorite is.

RIDDLE ROSEHEARTS:

Before you:

He sleeps like a old man. Like, fingers crossed over his stomach, or he sleeps like a corpse. He is very silent when he is sleeping only letting out very soft breaths.

With you:

Riddle is either sleeping fetal position into your arms or being spooned. I feel like after having an extremely long day, all he wants to do is be held.

Without you:

He has zero clue what to do with his hands. So all he does is take one of his pillows and cuddles with that. Sometimes he gets mad just as he is about to fall asleep and just chucks the pillow across the room.

LEONA KINGSCHOLAR:

Before you:

He snores like a dad. Like, you know you sometimes when your dad is busy snoring and then he chokes on his own saliva mid snore... yea... thats Leona. Also he sleeps like a hot mess. Half of his body is off the bed and the other is barely hanging on.

With you:

Living blanket. Like, he just lays his entire body weight on top of you like a blanket. At first it felt like attempted murder, but after a while you got used to it and now you can't fall asleep without weight on top of you.

Without you:

He twists his blankets into a long noodle so that it (kinda) feels like he's cuddling you. Also, his tail is swishing the same way an angry cat does the entire time he is sleeping.

AZUL ASHENGROTTO:

Before you:

Completely normal. Maybe a hand under the pillow(?) Snores. The tweels used to make fun of him for that when they were kids but got used to it eventually.

With you:

Koala mode: activated. His legs are twisted through your legs and arms attached to your torso like superglue. He nuzzles his face in the crook of your neck and sometimes even leaves little kisses there.

Without you:

He refuses to sleep without you. Period. He got so used to sleep with you in his arms that it has become a condition for him to sleep. He will either stay in his office, busy with paperwork, studying for an upcoming test or reading a book you recommended him in his bed.

KALIM AL-ASIM:

Before you:

I headcannon that he sleeps fetal position. But like, on his stomach. His face is smashed into the pillow, which causes bedhead and he becomes scarily still (Jamil sometimes comes in and checks if he's still alive.)

With you:

He does not give a shit if you have tiddies or not, he is shoving his face into your chest like it's no-one's business. You have never slept so damn good until the day you started sleeping with Kalim in his fucking king sized bed made from swan feathers or something close to it.

Without you:

Tosses and turns, ruining the sheets and making it dirty. He usually gets up and starts pacing the room, trying to tire himself out, but failing miserably. Kind of just lays there.

VIL SCHOENHEIT:

Before you:

Looks like a fucking angel. His hair perfectly frames his head and he just looks so damn peaceful. I bet he listens to nature sounds whenever he can't sleep since him losing sleep is a big no-no.

With you:

He likes to spoon. He only big spoons, if not, then he's pushing you (affectionately♡) off the bed. He has gotten accustomed to your light snoring, kind of using it like a non-verbal lullaby.

Without you:

Can sleep, but not as nicely as when you do. Kind of turns a bit, but he does fall asleep normally. Gets a sad gut feeling whenever he wakes up without you next to him.

IDIA SHROUD:

Before you:

Probably never sleep willingly. He probably would just pass out from exhaustion ever once-in-awhile. But when he does sleep, he drools like a fucking dog. Like, entire pillow case damp from his drool. He has gained mild control over this, but is still considered a problem.

With you:

He wants to cuddle like how anime couples do. He specifically likes it when you sleep on his chest, your weight feeling the same as when a cat lays on him. He also gained a condition in order to fall asleep. He must stroke your hair gently while you mutter in your half-asleep state on how much you love and adore him.

Without you:

After he started dating you, he finally decided to get a better sleep schedule so he could spend more time with you, rather than being passed out, looking half dead. So he got a plain body pillow (He didn't get a cover as he thought it would be a betrayal of your trust) He cuddles the body pillow the same way he does to you.

MALLEUS DRACONIA:

Before you:

He slept the same way as Riddle, like a corpse. He is completely silent and does not move at all in his sleep.

With you:

He became absolutely addicted to cuddling once you introduced it to him. He would shove you into his chest, kind of like the two of you were hugging, but he has an absolute death grip on you.

Without you:

The skies have a green hue to them as lightning cracks. He is pissed at who or what made you not want or have the time to sleep with him. He would sneak out of his dorm and (break in) sneak into your dorm. He would then climb into bed with you and then instantly fall asleep.

[privitivium]

Big buff bossy gangster just bumping into Subtop M reader one day and suddenly becoming obsessed with them to the point where M reader has no choice but to submit to his advances cause if not well he's dead. Subtop M reader has to admit tho that he loves fucking him especially in risky places cause seeing him trying to keep his voice down satisfies Subtop M reader especially with his tiddies bouncing with each thrust

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i absolutely adore your writings :)) and no need to rush alright? i'm willing to wait haha

thank you dear coffin, i adore you......

yes…..….. this is refreshing. 💥💥🌹these are ideas. thoughts…… i might post more of this guy as an actual full-fledged fic where he actually stalks you as i enjoy big breast men 💥💥💥🌹🌹🌹must… must write more to be more… detailed…. uaghugh

amab bossy gangster x amab m reader

pt 2 rambles :3 cw;; dubcon, exhibition, stalker - yandere tendences?

love at first sight… for him at least. a towering muscly dude with visible scars here and there along his “handsome” face with layered platinum blond hair doing his rounds with a couple of lackeys… unintentionally not looking where he was goingㅡ

ㅡ“oh, whoopsie.. you alright, man?” cautious not to put your hands on the other person who accidentally stepped on your foot and took a slight tumble; swallowing thickly, comedically as the man raises to his full height without a word - towering over you with his pecs center to your eyes, some big platinum blond muscleheadㅡ“haha… y-ou … you alright?” you offer your hand, even if he was already standing and most certainly did not need your help -

“fine.” he waves you off, leaving wordlessly but not before giving you a nasty glower. uagh, jeez.. what's that guy's problem? not like you were looking to instigate or something but still… you obviously did not mean to trip him! didnt he see how sympathetic you were just then? some people…

unbeknownst to you, he was fuming. that was how your first official meeting went?! argh!! his companions, his lackeys noting his upset and commenting on the matter ; “what's the matter? you wanna go back n’ pummel that guy, boss?” 

“no, no…” the hulking mass of muscle shakes his head - thin layers of platinum blond hair, waving his hand dismissively while seeming to be in thought - stalling down the walkway and making a swift turn down a narrow alleyway, knuckleheads following close behind. “that's… my lover. my fated one to be, you idiots. how can you not see that?” 

ㅡhe’s delusional, his lackeys realize. but feed into it anyway. in the lair, a rundown two story house where he was answering questions and fiddling with several pictures taken of you just hours later. a quick question of “how can ya’ tell that's yer fated one to be??!” an excited pawn queried. the big boss man going off on an equally excited tangent - a happy explanation about how he doesn't even know. all he knows is that he took one look at your tripping sorry ass and immediately wanted to get down on his knees, uncaring if it was in the middle of a busy sidewalk..

or it could… be the something like, muscly bossy gangster runs into you a few times instead,,, neither of you forgetting one another because for you, it's a big ass intimidating guy who glares at you and nearly makes you piss your pants how can you not forgetㅡand for him - he's literally orchestrating his schedule around yours just to be bumping into you like this. tapping your phone, keeping you tracked through a device or having several of his companions follow you around…

and then, him. finally showing up to your fucking home on a friday night - 11 pm. forcing his way into your apartment and ignoring how terrified you looked and showing you all the pictures he took of you. like aren't you the cutest ? and you… staring at him, teary eyed and sniffling because you obviously cant fight back against this fucking behemoth who you accidentally tripped… this is your day of reckoning isn’t it…. dead if you do, dead if you don't, huh. well. eyeing his fat chest, looking over his stocky build.. this guy's in love with you that badly?! then.. he could never hurt you right…? haha… a spineless creature such as you submitting that easily, you can't help yourself and you cant blame yourself!!!

ㅡ"shh-sh..” he hisses softly, grunting as he fluidly jerks at your hardened prick over your jeans - your back pressed against a wall in a maze of alleyways. of course, its the go-to.. who are you to deny this bossy ass gangster when he wants to be fucked??? asking you so nicely… ( literally pulling you from the eyes of the public wordlessly. who was gonna say anything anyway??? they know of him and his status….) whimpering softly - music to his ears. wishing he could be recording this audio for his own needy purposes of jerking off to your shrine he made… plunging himself on your pre-cum and saliva lathered cock… it was mesmerizing. pulling up his shirt to reveal his abdomen - no complaint from the hulking bossy bitch as you fondle his chest. before he was switching positions and pressing his front into the wall and allowing you to hump into him at a lazy languid pace while groping at his meaty body underneath his tight-fitted shirt. he… has to remind you of who's the one in charge… “keep it down..” he reminds breathlessly, a grin spreading across his face as he pushes his hips back into you ㅡ deliberately clenching his gummy walls around yr meaty, aching dick - 

ㅡ“what's this?” 

“uhh… our conversation?” you squint, glancing between the hulking mass pining you and his hand holding his tiny phone - his hand was just … huge. displaying your messages, where he was the last one to send a message?

he inhales sharply at your obliviousness, huffing in obvious indignation - pushing you harder against the wall without intent. “you left me on seen.” he stresses the last word. did you?? he was nearly snarling like an animal with rabies. “why??” god, this guy is like an insecure girlfriend but 10 times worse. 

“... i got uh.. distractedㅡ” you squirm, avoiding eye contactㅡ

"distracted with what?” he intrudes, leaning inward - you could faintly smell a hint of mint and.. what is thatㅡcinnamon? what's this guy's problem, eating sweets and harrassing you?! and just a quick glance down would tell you everything you need to know. how awkward… do you even tell him or does he know that he's bulging? it throws you off… acting so moody but bricked up??? that's laughable and you can't help yourself. b-but you can't exactly laugh in good humor, hypnotized by the way his squishy pecs bounce up and down with his hole clamping on your cock ㅡ telling you in-between ragged breaths never to ignore him - yes, yes honey never in my life i will do such a thing, mhm..

[crimsonbubble]

cw. nsfw, afab!reader with big tiddies, hot springs, Johnny has a major staring problem, Kenshi has his eyes, nipple play, oral, threesome, overstimulation, finger sucking *not proofread, just pure horny

[ty @partycatty for being my enabler <333]

It’s hard work to be one of earthrealms champions, so some relaxation is in order.

The hot water of the hot bath is perfect for loosening your taut muscles, sinking further into the water as you let out a quiet moan in satisfaction. You were too absorbed in the warm embrace of the water to notice chatter from just outside the bathhouse.

It was only when you heard a soft ring of your name, opened your eyes and peeking over your shoulder. Kenshi and Johnny stood there, adorned in nothing but towels around their waists. Your eyes widened comically, your arms immediately covered your chest as you moved across the bath.

Kenshi had the decency to avert his eyes away, a rising pink blush sitting high on his cheeks while he muttered out apologies. Johnny stood silently, his eyes downcast at your chest. With your arms over your chest, it pushed them up, merely having your now stiff nipples hidden behind your hands.

Your eyes don’t stay still for long either. Trailing them down the expanse of their bodies, watching the twitch of every muscle and staring incredulously at the bulges forming under their towels. The bold tattoos that covered Kenshi’s skin fit his character too well, highlighting his impressive figure and making him too good-looking to not stare at.

You’ve been meaning to ask to see more of his tattoos and it seems like your prayers have been answered. You’re trying so hard to keep your eyes above the hem of their towels but the bulges there make it hard not to look, praying to whatever god out there to have them drop the towel.

Words are lost in your throat as once you come back to reality, Johnny is caging you against the edge of the bath, while Kenshi is throwing his towel off to the side. From Johnny’s view, he can see the tops of your supple boobs, droplets of water rushing down your skin. You can see the gears turning in his head, making the first move to show him just how much you wanted it.

You carefully uncovered your chest, leaning back against the edge of the bath and cupping your arms under your tits. Johnny’s eyes raced down, cursing as he slotted his lips with yours. His hands easily found your tits, tweaking your nipples between warm hands. You let out a soft moan into Johnny’s kiss, tugging him closer by his damp hair.

Johnny sat on the edge of the bath just out of the water before tugging you into his lap. He kissed down your face, nipping and biting at your neck. His hands continued to grope your chest, his hips bucking up into you. Now without the towel in the way, you can feel just how hard he is. Warm, heavy and pulsing against your clit.

It didn’t take much convincing before you reached between your bodies to take his cock into your hand. You stroked him quickly, getting too impatient to wait any longer. You quickly sank onto his length, your body shuddering as you took him down to the base. Johnny moaned into your neck, taking his kisses down further. His tongue swirled around your nipple before sucking the puffy bud into his mouth.

The feeling of Johnny’s cock resting heavily in your slicked cunt and his mouth playing with your nipples had you writhing, coming undone so easily around him. Kenshi reeled your head back, capturing your lips in a heated kiss. Johnny steadily pumped his cock into you, his thumb tracing circles on your pulsing clit.

You moaned freely into the kiss, your pussy clenching around Johnny. Johnny moans brashly, not caring who hears. Kenshi pulled away from your lips, sliding two fingers against your tongue. You wrapped your lips around his fingers, greedily pressing your tongue to his skin. Kenshi pressed down on your tongue, forcing your mouth to open. Drool spilled from your lips, cascading down your neck and tits.

Kenshi removed his hand from your mouth, making use of his strong hands to fondle your tits. He stood behind you, forcing you to face Johnny as he played with your nipples. Johnny held your hips as you bounced on him, before abruptly pulling you off of him. You whine at the loss, looking over at Johnny with hazy eyes.

He kisses you furiously, moving you to bend over the edge of the warm bath. Kenshi is now sitting in front of you. With how you’re positioned, your tits brush against his aching cock. Stiff nipples brushed against his leaking tip. You press a chaste kiss to his tip, swirling your tongue around his thick head. Kenshi caressed your face softly, as Johnny quickly filled your pussy again, not so softly.

The sudden movement of Johnny bottoming out inside you, had your mouth swallowing around Kenshi. He moaned at the way your throat constricted around him. He gently guided your mouth, shallowly thrusting his cock into your pretty mouth. The constant in and out had you reeling, over the moan as you drowned in pleasure.

Johnny dragged his fingers over your needy clit, laughing breathlessly when you jolted and tightened around his cock. You bob your head slowly, dragging your tongue along the underside of Kenshi’s dick. The constant push and pull of Johnny’s hands and hips had you sputtering around Kenshi’s cock. Johnny presses a hand to the middle of your back, indirectly forcing your head down to the base of Kenshi’s dick.

Kenshi places a hand on the back of your head, holding your mouth at his base as he twitched and bucked his hips. With a few shallow thrusts, Kenshi stiffened, holding your mouth on him as he came in short spurts, coating your mouth in white. You pulled off of him with heavy breaths, too dizzy from the pleasure to focus on anything.

Johnny still had a tight hold of your hips, mesmerized by the way your body shook and jolted against him. Johnny’s orgasm followed soon after, his fingers continuing to toy with your wet clit. Your messy cunt clamped around his cock, pulsing with each sticky rope of cum that he poured into you.

Johnny pulled out slowly, watching as his cum leaked out of you, coating your sore pussy in a scandalous white.

Of course, one round is never enough though.

[ramu-ego]

I hope the requests are open, if not ignore..

But hear me out!!

The boys as tiddie suckers ??? I just know some of them would non stop.😭

and have a wonderful day, sweetie. I love your work so much ! <3

(nsfw) TIDDY BOYS :: xfemdom!Reader

can confirm yes yes yes we have some tiddy obsessed men here ♡ -askbox open cw: fem!Reader, dom!Reader, aged up, nursging/nipple play/etc, sexual content, subbier content in Ego's, unedited word count: sloppy headcanons character(s): Isagi Yoichi, Itoshi Rin, Ego Jinpachi, Kenyu Yukimiya, Nagi Seishiro

DNI :: minors, blank blogs + m!Reader blogs

one word; OBSESSED

your tits are the reason for breathing as far as he's concerned and Isagi has no problem reminding you of that daily if not hourly - schedules permitting

size doesn't matter he's a nipple man anyways

hours can be lost to them which he happily relinquishes his free time to worship your chest

squeezing, groping and licking every inch of your tiddy while he lays on his tummy kicking his feet like a happy little school girl

adores your nipples

cannot stress this enough your nipples are where he'll wrap his lips around them for hours on end

nursing, licking and the occasional bite (nothing a thump to the head won't fix)

pretty sure his mother weened him too early with how hard he'll go with his nursing kink

swears nothing in the world turns him on like your tits and it's true

9times out of 10 he's rutting into the bed mindlessly while he's nursing only to end up in a gooey puddle of his own cum from simply nursing on your tits while you play with his hair

sucking on your tits while he's inside you expect Isagi to loose his mind like a good boy

shy tit sucker

not because he sees anything wrong with it, just, shy about how much he wants to do it

your tits are constantly on his mind which frankly is unacceptable but the only remedy for his plagued thoughts?

that's right, planting himself face first in your boobs!

100% stress reliever for him but he's too dense to connect the dots and often times thinks his obsession with your tits is a vice

a vice that he inevitably gives into almost daily but it's cute to watch his internal struggle the second you walk around barless/shirtless

stares all the time it's so obvious

will blatantly tell you he's not looking at them only to come over five minutes later and put his face in them

the fattiest part of your tit is his favorite

loves the mouth feel of it and sometimes you have to remind him to explore other parts of your tit instead of just sucking on the squishiest part like a dumb calf

pls why is he this smart yet so obtuse sometimes

once he finds your nipples it's game over his lips aren't going anywhere but your clothes sure are

they're there for him to look at and touch all he wants so why would he ever invest in something as dumb as stress balls

nothing compares to his fingers diligently dimpling the fat of your breast while he massages them mindlessly going about his work

extremely handsy and perhaps a little possessive

your tits are his favorite thing and Ego sees no qualms in making the most of his love for them of course

and with fingers like that who would complain

plucking at your nipples, rolling them between his fingers until your squirming and then just pulling you back into his lap to reaffirm you can get up when he's done

Ego wanted a bigger office chair so he could accommodate you sitting in his lap and damn well he's going to get that bigger office chair for exactly that

if it's been an extra stressful day full of idiots expect his mouth to be preoccupied by what he explains is the best stress relief right under fucking

sucking on your tits of course!

mouthful, face buried in your tit for as long as he wants with a tongue as dexterous and attentive as his fingers; Ego's going to be down here a while so might as well get comfortable

bonus his hair is super soft and pettable so don't forget to pet him like a good boy

another shy tiddy sucker

but he's not as forward with his vice as say some other strikers

he's thinking about your tits 24/7

but who can blame him when they just feel so good in his hands and Kenyu couldn't live another day without the thought of getting his mouth on you

it's cute though, when he tries to control his little impulses

tries so hard but mommy knows best for a reason

the second you brush up against him Kenyu is struggling to keep his composure without making a fool of himself

but his foolish side is so cute!

take it upon yourself to force his face into your tits and watch him give into his greedy little needs like a true egoist

loves loves loves to feel them against his face

laying on your chest, nuzzling and the occasional motorboat when he gets a little excited, he just can't help it they're so warm and soft!

different levels of neediness with this one

sometimes rubbing his cheek against you while you pet his hair and hold him is more than enough

other times Kenyu won't be interrupted by even the end of the world if his lips finally find their home around your nipple

he's not very shy after you extend the invitation to let him play with your tits and good luck getting him off before he's had his fill

default nursing kink

default mommy kink

these are his factory standard settings and there is no getting rid of them

Nagi sees no issue with using your tits as his gaming pillow or even a reason why it might be inconvenient to have him sucking on them while also trying to play videogames

spoiler he drools at this angle....a lot

an obscene amount of nonsexual touching is just a given with him

hand down the shirt groping to find your tit until he's got his hands on it

then it's like an almost full body sigh like he's got his security blanket

yes you should just buy that extra large shirt bc all 6'2" of him is going to attempt to crawl into it to be closer

has a favorite boob, it's your left one, because it's closest to your heart

and yes he thinks this is just top tier romantic to love the boob above your heart

expect him to fall asleep with boob in his mouth, to sleep with boob in his hand and as just a general rule have some form of contact with your boobs whenever possible

and yes...Reo knows how obsessed with your boobs Nagi is

no thanks to Nagi

[nicorobinmywife]

when they are obsessed with your boobs

op boys x male reader

Summary: they love your big chest and aren't shy about showing it.

Characters: Luffy, Law, Doffy, Mihawk

Luffy

this boy has no shame.

he wraps his arms around your body and rests his head on your chest.

you laugh watching your captain sigh about how your tiddies feels like a big soft piece of meat.

be careful sometimes he bites.

Law

your favorite doctor always uses his daily checkups as an excuse to grab your boobs.

Law says it's just to check if you're ok but you know him too well.

after a hard day this poor captain just wants to lay on your chest and forget about all his problems.

kinda likes how your tiddies bounce when you're riding him.

Doffy

he's not the type to lay on top of you.

that man is just sick and perverted.

when Doffy puts his big hands on your boobs it's over.

Doffy squeezes, bites, scratches and loves to leave marks in his favorite territory.

he admires the mess he made on your chest like it's a work of art.

- "Cover them up, slut." - Doffy grumbles when he sees you shirtless around other ppl and hands you his coat. (Jealous)

Mihawk

Mihawk is a romantic man and loves to appreciate your physical attributes.

the hands that cut giant ships and entire mountains are the same hands that carefully roam between your chest, he is so gentle.

people don't think he's a vampire for nothing, he loves to leave bite marks on your boobs.

when you wear his white shirts half-open showing your chest ohhh that's the end of this poor man sanity.

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english is not my native language so please be patient with any grammatical errors 😭

[sanjisblackasswife]

Telling Them “You Have a Slutty Waist”

Ft. Sanji, Law, Ace, Zoro

Zoro

He thinks you called him a slut and now he wants to fight.

You don’t even explain yourself he just keeps getting angrier the more you mention it.

Some days you just hug his waist and say it

“Look at this waist…made for a slut.”

“THE HELL YOU CALL ME—“

He’s like that guy in that one video that says “What the hell even is that” after being told “Daddy chill.”

He doesn’t understand and that’s what makes it funnier he has absolutely no clue if you’re insulting him or not

“Y/N, what is a slutty waist please tell me.”

“It’s in the title, Zo…jeez…”

“BUT WHAT IS IT IS IT BAD?”

Sanji

A literal slut though.

This is my favorite pic of him btw like wtf look at his ASS too. The ratio to waist to ass is just—

You call him your slut a lot whether you both are just together or having sex and you think he really likes it

He does get taken a back when you say slutty WAIST though

“Sl—what?!”

You wrap your arms around his slim body on squeeze it nearly picking him up in the process and he shrieks.

“What’s—what’s a slutty waist? Is it…?”

Please tell him it’s a compliment this man already has so many insecurities.

You do and tell him it turns you on and now he’s turned on and so that’s now your problem

Law

He just flips you off lmao

He has heard you say it many times to him before but now it’s just sounding like jealousy

And it may be

“If you’re saying my waist is lean then yes it is…you jealous?”

“I ain’t jealous of no slut….or your whoreish tiddies.”

Now he’s just annoyed with you because wtf is your problem.

Ace

Looks at you like this^

“You’re the only woman I’ve been with how am I a slut?”

He gets so confused when you say it he starts rubbing his tummy and asking Marco is that a medical condition

Pls help him

You urgently tell him it’s a compliment and he immediately starts laughing. He likes it a lot

Now He says you have a slutty waist, ass, mouth—-

“Alright calm down now.”

“You do! You have these slutty tits—“

“ENOUGH”

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Premature Ejaculation Ghost Drabble

Yeah, im back with another one of these. Why? Cause, ghost cumming early is one of my favorite things to write about. He also has the biggest tiddies in the entire squad and I wanted to write something with it.

W: His tits bounce, nipple play, feminization, Dom! Reader, Sub! Ghost, Premature ejaculation

He loves how your hands roam over his body, especially just how devoted they are to playing with his chest. You keep calling them tits and he thinks he should feel embarrassed by it but he doesn't. He likes it when you call him your "pretty thing".

"Come on, babygirl. Let those pretty moans out." Your voice is like syrup. He can feel himself drown in it as you rub your sex against his own and your hands kneed at the bouncy flesh on his chest.

His face is still covered by his mask, his breathing heavy as he tries to regulate it. He doesn't mind you seeing his face but he hates just how to read he gets when you treat him like this. Like he's fragile and petite.

"I'm- I'm not-" He isn't able to get the words out but the message gets through. He's not going to last long with how you're touching him.

His stomach already has some of his pre-smeared on it. His happy trail was covered in it too. He presses his legs together in a bid to stop himself from cumming. He wants to do it on you or inside. You just hump him and don't bother to touch his tip.

"You're tits are so pretty, baby." You give them a light slap making him arch his back. He cums right on the spot all while you call him your pretty girl.

Fuck he wants to hate it but the way it makes his stomach feel knotted and has his legs shaking has him wanting more. When you call him "yours", his neck flushes red. His chest feels good when you play with it and suck on them.

"T- thank you." He wants to hide his lower half, his stomach is covered with his seed and some of it is smeared onto your thighs.

"Awww, no problem baby. I'm happy that my pretty girl was able to get off." He shakes breathly as you kiss his neck and pinch his nipples before getting off of him and cleaning him off with a towel.

[pervile]

my darling boy, you are perfect

⸻ sephiroth & transmasc reader

adult content. minors do not interact. lots of praise, marking, pet names, nipple sucking, insecurities but he fixes that by fugging your new tiddies. 1.6k wc

✦ i've been feeling a little dysphoric recently about my chest, so i wanted to write some self-indulgent post-top surgery with seph! and for any trans guys out there feeling the same as me rn, just know your fave will always be turned on by your body, pre-surgery or post-surgery. . .you are perfect. bc having tiddies doesn't make you less masculine hehe

thinking thoughts about sephiroth today, and how puppy-like his personality turns when reacting to your body just months after top surgery. he'd have so many questions once they finally fell upon his gaze, but he couldn't stop to think just how beautiful they looked against your skin; because it turned him on so much.

even pre-op, he was aroused by the fact that you responded so well to getting your nipples sucked. and it comes as a shocking surprise to him when he finds out that. . .well, you don't really have feeling in that area much anymore because of the medical procedure.

maybe some more months of proper healing would change that, but right now, it was like he was licking a flavourless lollipop.

he's tried prompting it out of you mid-missionary―for a second, you could swear you felt something tingle, but focusing too much on your chest only brought back awful memories you tried to bury away before going under the knife.

however, it also made you think of the first time he fucked you rough, making you breathless and hot in this moment. you truly wondered if that was why you were feeling a bit dizzy right now.

when you first met sephiroth you were glad he was well-versed in this department and didn't need much education. of course, some questions were still asked, appropriately, but they were mainly to do with consent, and what you liked and didn't like.

he has always been one heavy on marking―littering every inch of your body with love bites and hickies just proved how possessive he was, especially when he told you to discard the idea of covering them up in public.

you were his, and he was yours. but the only problem you faced with how blasé he was about these things, only made you feel more insecure.

it really was an endless cycle of anxiety with him, because no matter how perfect he was through his actions or words, it didn't change the fact that you were still left with no confidence, especially around your lover.

this was a common thing to feel because in your eyes, he was everything you saw in a partner.

after he noticed that complimenting you didn't get far, he began listening to your concerns more silently, and urgently―all of those words falling from his mouth you couldn't believe, though, because your whole life you were told lies from the people around you.

so what if he was just saying that to you too? to make you feel better? but isn't that the whole point? he was trying to make you feel better, because in his eyes, these flaws you feel so strongly for are massive accomplishments you did on your own.

now, years later, you find yourself in the same predicament, slowly sinking below the surface but barely just above it to call out his name.

like now, with sephiroth between your thighs, his bare chest pressed heavy into your stomach as he indulges in licking the skin of your scars and nipples that were hardly perky. he only pauses to look up once your moans start to diminish a bit.

he could tell when you were acting performative, but it didn't break his fiery confidence one bit, and it kind of irritated you. . .one way or another, he is going to make you feel good―you knew this already, yet in some way, you felt like your mood was bringing him down.

when sephiroth makes eye contact with you, you bring the back of your hand up to cover your burning face, puffing out a large breath of air. you quickly feel a deep rumble emit from his chest and he drags himself up and onto his palms to start kissing and smooching and pecking the skin softly instead, like he was handling a flower with his mouth.

you could feel him smiling when he did this, ironically considering you said prior that you couldn't feel much from him touching your chest, and it compels you to glance down at him, cheeks scorching so evidently now.

"seph-!" you lightly tug him by his widows peak to bring his attention back to you, saliva connecting his mouth and your scars. his eyes soften when they meet your gaze, and he gives you his signature smile before inclining, brushing stray strands of your hair away from your forehead, and kissing it.

"hmm, are you sure you're not able to feel anything? you always twitch down here when i merely breath against your skin."

sephiroth runs two of his digits up your folds to collect your sticky arousal, and then ending at your puffy clit to reveal it after pushing back the skin. he rolls your clit between the pads of his fingers to get a reaction out of you.

you shudder expectantly before you feel his hair trickle down your collarbone and shoulders. and then he bites your nipples without warning, your back instantly arching off the surface you laid on.

sephiroth also feels your cunt twitch from this too, and it urges him to insert the two digits into your heat, curling just a few inches in.

"w-wait-" your eyes blow wide in shock―did he seriously have to bite, that hard?

you glance down with watery irises at your swollen chest. it didn't seem like he left too much of a mark, but it still stung, nonetheless. and then your attention immediately turns to him after remembering what you had said prior to him about your chest.

"m-maybe. . .a little? ngh- i don't knowwww~" you whine the last part of your sentence, throwing your head back, arms thrown over your face before sobbing a little in confused anger. sephiroth pauses his actions and slips his fingers out of you, a tilt forming on his lips.

"my darling boy. . .show me your pretty face. please." you could never resist when he uses that tone with you, especially followed by the very name you enjoyed to hear roll off his tongue.

you move your arms slightly to reveal his worried expression. "console in me?" he brings both of your hands onto his chest before continuing. "guide me, tell me what you like and what you don't like."

you sniffle a bit before clenching your jaw, "it's just. . .i don't know. you've always enjoyed sucking my nipples and-" sephiroth brings you into a spoon position, half of his body leaning over you.

"i don't want you to feel like sex with me is boring now." you cave in on yourself, putting your hand over your face this time to hide the embarrassment on it.

his eyebrows shoot up from your response and his pupils dilate to an extreme amount, a pained expression forming on his countenance.

is that what you're so worried about? if only you knew how hard he was for you, right now. . .

"my love. . .if i really wanted you for that, i could have just dated a woman instead."

your lips then form a thin line.

"but you know that isn't the reason why i am here, embracing you, right now." sephiroth begins to trace the scars on your chest that has you shivering against his warmth. you follow his fingers that make their way down to your navel, ending at your clit. and then he feathers them back up toward your face again, tracing your jawline and grabbing your chin towards him.

your lips barely touch his as he smiles, breathing heavily, and you follow his eyes ever so slowly.

you definitely know this isn't the reason why he is embracing you, but some part of you yearned for him to say it aloud again―there was never a moment where sephiroth didn't make you feel sexy.

"every time i look at them, it makes me want to lick you, kiss you, eat you up." he leans into your ear, ghosting your cheeks with the tips of his fingers before whispering, "you're so painfully beautiful."

your mouth drops open to say something, yet you're unable to articulate your thoughts properly, and instead, they turn into light tears. sephiroth carefully wipes it away with the back of his knuckles before getting up on all fours to tower over your body.

you watch him carefully unzip his pants, letting his cock spring free. it hits just between your ribcage and you shudder at how big it looks from this angle. he then begins to slowly rock his hips into you, gripping his shaft so it guides his crown over your nipples, smearing precum all over the skin.

"hah-" he slaps his dick lightly against your right nipple after brushing past it. you're not really sure what to say in this moment as your emotions are beyond embarrassment at this point. but you swear you're starting to feel something.

sephiroth then tells you to place both of your hands on his cock. after obliging carefully, he fucks himself into your chest at a slow pace, rocking back and forth that has your knees coming up behind him.

"my darling boy, you are perfect."

his hair is in messy folds when you look up at him from his leaking cock, and for the first time in your life, you had never seen your boyfriend so flustered, cheeks burning a bright red. it compels you to whine, rubbing your thighs together.

"stay still, hmm?" he lets out a shallow moan as he directs you, and you move his cock with your hands all over your chest. its hot and heavy when he absent-mindedly puts more of his weight onto you.

he thrusts faster this time, your chest practically wet all over with his precum. and before you knew it, he spills a load directly in the middle, grabbing your hand and smearing the rest of it over each nipple, later prodding the scars underneath it between short pants.

you squint a little, noticing he got some on your face as well. and when you look up at him again, he's smirking, slapping his cock against your skin.

"do you finally believe me now? get on your stomach so i can fuck you properly."

[fukingsad]

ATWOW FACE CLAIMS+HEADCANONS

AONUNG

since the metkayina are based off of the Māori people i found some Polynesian face claims

He has the unspoken polynesianrizz 🤭

His family goes to the beach a lot

Well they go to the water a lot so his shoulders are pretty broad

his upper body strength is 10/10 😻

He definitely wears wife beaters and undershirts a lot

he likes showing off his shoulder and shiii

he has a necklace that’s mad important to him (might make headcanons abt that later on)

his face is SCULPTED OML

he stays having that luh mustache

Several people (Just you) have threatened him by saying you’ll wax it off

“Aonung keep playing wit me I’ll wax your pathetic mustache off while you sleep” “My bad women no need to go that far”

he has really good hair and eyebrows

that’s all 🤭

one of his eyebrows is slit it was a thing all the boys did

NETEYAMM

(NO ONE will tell me that Luka sabbat is not the LITERAL human ver of neteyam)

I feel like he’s lighter then lo’ak

everything else is extremely close to his mom

the smile, the nose the laugh everything

buttt his daddy’s whiteness shined thru on him

MY BABY GOT LOCSSS

if they get a little too long he’ll trim them but he likes them long

he definitely asks you to retwist his locs

he’ll actually beg you to do it

“Love of my life will you please retwist my shit you do it the best” “fineeee but you payin me this time luh boy” “I’ll pay you as much as you want”

he wears bracelets I just know it I mean he already decorated his locs with shells and beads why wouldn’t he

he makes you and him matching ones all the time

his body is very toned

I mean the boy does work out every day

he’ll walk around in just basketball shorts or just boxers

he likes skin-to-skin contact (😻😉😏)

one eyebrow is slit he did it with the boys

LO’AK

Everything about him is literally his dad

EXCEPT FOR THAT MELANIN BABYYY

he keeps his locs short

the longer is shoulder length so he can do his luh fuck boy pony tail wit some of his locs in his face

HIS NAILS ARE SO NICE FOR MO REASON

he has them lanky fingers

his arms are HELLA veiny it’s very hot (if you’re into that)

i just KNOW he has good ass eyelashes

his eyelashes are long and full

you be askin to do his lashes and shit

“Ma i love you but your not putting them fake lashes that look like spiders or that mascara on me” “cmon please i’ll let you hold a tiddy” “Fine”

After you put it on he loves how it looks and STRUTS it

His cheekbones and overall jaw structure 😘🤌🏾 CHEFS KISS

bro could cut diamonds wit his jaw line

a normal fit for him is them middle school wanna be gang gang pants and a plain colored shirt

at home he’s wearing a t-shirt and shorts HES FINE ASF NO MATTER WHATTTT

You always do his hair it’s like routine

like you detox his locs and everything

“Thank you for doin my hair mamas” “of course my heart”

ONCE AGAIN one eyebrow is slit

ROTXO

(idc this boy is luh mosey 🤷🏾‍♀️)

He looks evil or mad but when he smile you can tell

HES SUCH A FUCKIN SWEETHEART

like he just has so much love and he wants to give it to you

his smile is jus so amazing

also has a jaw line that could cut diamonds

OBVIOUSLY slit his eyebrow with aonung neteyam and lo’ak 🤧🤭

he loves his curls

only because of how much girls (you) love them

he asked you to find products that are good for his hair and would help accentuate his curls

“Princess can you help me find shit for my hair please” “No problem handsome”

You not only found stuff you made his a whole hair care routine that you both follow monthly

it’s pretty much a date atp

y’all have matching chains

his body is fairly toned he swims with aonung a lot and works out with lo’ak and neteyam once and a while

he’s just such a sweet boy

KIRI

(homegirl is a that one bisexual crystal girl who’s cool asf)

she had a wolf cut

she did it herself

them got it fixed at the salon

y’all have matching septum piercing jewelry

she wears so many rings and bracelets and necklaces

You knew she loved you when she gave you one of each

she makes them all herself

we all know she wears them messenger bags full of books and crystals

her go to quote is “crystals aren’t enough i need a glock”

all her clothing is loose so she has that hippie vibe going

SHES SO GOOD AT EYELINER

“kiri my dear will you please do my eyeliner” “You already know i will baby”

she likes to sit with her headphones on reading and drinking tea that it

i’m my head she has the CUTEST dimples (she had nothing on tsireya tho)

she isolates herself a lot but she knows when to be with her family or take a break from herself

she gets asked out a lot

“No i like girls i like boobies leave me alone”

you tell her to be nicer

“No”

that’s just her

TSIREYA

she’s more tanned then her brother bc she’s outside more

HER EYEBROWSSS

they’re so big and bold and just beautiful

“Baby i love your eyebrows” “aww thank you angel i love your eyes”

she has that straight hair

I feel like her hair is lowk damaged from heat and just the wrong products

BUT she’s working on getting her curl pattern back

“angel you wanna come hair care shopping with me” “Don’t gotta ask me twice”

her face shape is just so soft yk

like She’s jus soft

she has that girly femininity thing going on

now her smile

IS AMAZING

AND WITH THE DIMPLES

EVERYONE DIES BC WTF

no one’s smile should be that cute unless your tuk

TUK

(we all know her momma’s melanin came thru)

this little girl is so cute

BUT SO MEAN

like she’s come up to you all innocent

then she’ll kick you in the shins take yo money and run away laughing

But if she really likes you she’s an angel

your very happy to be on her good side

her hair is so nice

yea she has tight curls but when they moisturized just right they all nice and shiii

she’s lowk tender headed asffff

like you’ll take the ponytail out she already had tears in her eyes

but she’ll act like she’s fine

SHE HAS LIGHT UP SKECHERS

she be lookin fly asf in them too

she plays roblox aggressively

that’s all i’m gonna say

her little dimples are a so cute

like she’ll do the most fucked up shit flash a smile wit them dimples and you can’t even be mad

she looks so much like her mom when she wa a younger

she’ll probably grow up to look more like her dad tho (hopefully not)

she’s really just an adorable evil gremlin

we stan he

a/n: ALRRR welp i hope y’all liked it ALSO FORGIVE ME it’ll be a while till i post a full or any super detailed headcanons but i promise y’all will get some 😘 VARI OUUUUT 🫶🏾

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[negrowhat]

Top 5 morning after scenes.

Hello Anon!

Top 6 Morning After Scenes

Bed Friend. I literally can't remember which love scene this one follows but King is feeling extra clingy with Uea. He was hugging him tightly and refused to let him go. Uea had to basically PRY King off of him so he could get up. It was very cute. Honestly I enjoy watching King annoy Uea with his undying and devoted affection. It's super cute.

Step By Step. The morning after JengPat finally reconcile and Pat bites Jeng's tiddie. Mostly because I too would like to bite Jeng, but also because I love how playful they are together. You can tell they missed each other a ton...pretty sure this lead to round 4 or 5 because I know they didn't just smash once the night before...not with a man likeJeng.

Moonlight Chicken. The morning after JimWen's one nightstand. They still don't even know each other's names but they're sitting in Uncle Jim's living room flirting over Uncle Jim's cat Jimbo. The chemistry is truly insane in that scene and you can literally tell Wen has already married this stranger in his head.

Laws of Attraction. Not morning after (technically) but def TinnCharn enjoying their afterglow and night breeze on the porch swing outside. LOVE that Tinn asked Charn about how good his performance was. LOVE how Charn indulged in that nonsense. LOVED it when Tinn bit Charn. CUTE! CUTE! CUTE!

Kiseki: Dear to Me. The morning after Fan Ze Rui and Bai Zong Yi's first time and Ze Rui is just sitting there smiling all happily at the foot of Zong Yi's bed. Zong Yi has just brought out a bucket of warm water and a washcloth to perform a little aftercare for his man (also apparently there was a plumbing problem so no showers). Zong Yi feels bad because he was a little rough upon entry with Ze Rui the night before and also he offers to apply a lil medicine to his sore bits.

Love in Translation. When Phumjai gifts Yang with the necklace that matches his own. Such a soft ass scene. He gently places the charm of the necklace on Yang's chest and that wakes him up. Yang is surprised to see it and Phumjai declares that the necklace was always meant to be his.

ASK ME MY TOP 5 BL ANYTHING FOR 2023

[consequently-cryptic]

Oooo yes he IS a tiddie man

What do you think gets crab man riled up? Doesn’t necessarily have to be in the bedroom, it could be little things that his crush has/does.

Sliiight NSFW under the cut? Not really NSFW more like just. Spicy? Saucy? Still putting it under the cut just in case tho lmao.

There's this running joke people have where it takes something literally as small as their partner hugging them to get them going. Why do I bring this up? It's because I can fucking SEE that with Elliott 100%.

Which he totally gets embarrassed by because him and the farmer were just having a sweet moment and sharing some physical affection like a kiss to his check/neck, a hug, or running your fingers through his hair and rubbing his scalp. To which his body responds by heating up a little and something he didn't want to pop up just did in those moments.

It's a problem that gets better the longer he's in the relationship with you! Though it's something he still finds himself susceptible to at times.

Besides that, other things that actually get him riled up are:

➳Something sweet, like running your fingers through his hair before it slowly turns into just grabbing his hair and pulling a little. Makes him go red and sputter everytime.

➳Grabbing his hips roughly and pulling him to press against yours.

➳Maybe giving his shoulder a little nibble.. (translation, fucking bites him.) Listen. Those vampire novels have him fantasizing okay? Make his dreams come true!!

➳Cuddling him for an extended period of time. Listen, I just went into this whole spiel about how he can get going by a hug. Of course, cuddling will do things to him.

[sadhours]

How do you think billy would feel abt a reader who has small tiddies but jokes abt them a lot as like a coping mechanism? For example billy showing her some dress or bra and her being like "sorry i don't have the volume for this". She doesn't take herself seriously but he’s offended by those comments.

I hope ya like this :) i suffer from the opposite problem so I hope I did this justice. it’s short but sweet :)

Billy’s always fancied himself a tit man. Hell it’s the 80’s, it’s all about boobies. His friends always talk about them, comparing the girls in their class, pointing out who’s got the best ones but Billy isn’t picky. A pair of tits is a pair of tits and he’s just stoked to be able to get his hands on them.

So the jokes you make about how small yours are catch him off guard. Kind of offend him a little bit because he can tell you’re self conscious about it and he’s just a tad bit obsessed with your boobs. When you’re shopping, he holds up a dress he’s drooling at the thought of you in.

“What about this?” he smirks, raising his eyebrows and you eye the shape of it, the material is nice and it sure is pretty.

But the bust of the dress wasn’t made with a body like yours in mind.

“Yeah, buddy, I don’t have the uh, volume to fill a dress like that out,” you gesture to your chest, squeezing the air in front of it.

His face scrunches up in confusion, “Huh? What are you talking about?”

You tilt your head towards him, “Billy… don’t play dumb. I don’t have the chest for a dress like that.”

“But you haven’t even tried it on, how could you know?”

You shrug and continue thumbing through the rack, “Just by looking at it. That’s for girls with big equipment and well, I’m part of the itty bitty titty committee.”

He busts out laughing, which is relieving, you like when he laughs along with you. He rolls his eyes after but he grabs at your waist and pulls you close to him, kissing along your jaw. “You’ve got a great pair, I bet you’d look great in that dress.”

You scrunch your face up, not totally believing him but trying not to let it get to you. And then he moves his hands up and squeezes your breasts over your shirt.

“Billy!” you slap his hands as you step away from him, eyes darting around to see if anyone saw you.

“What?” he grins, “I’m just showing you how much I appreciate ‘em.”

[002yb]

Kon figuring out Tim's obsession with the toddies and using it against him. Like, when Tim's stressed or in his head just shoving Tim's head in his chest.

Bonus if Jason and/or Dick see this and are Quite Amused.

It's less of an appreciation of tiddy and more a devotion to toddy, Kon comes to understand. And while Kon doesn't quite get Tim's exclusive fascination with Jason's rack, well. Tim has always been intense about bizarre things.

Kon being more amused than jealous, given how Tim seems oblivious to how bewitched he is to Jason's ample bosom

The sight of Jason's breasts bleeds the tension from Tim's shoulders and soothes the furrow from his brow. The way Tim always sighs, content and at ease after seeing them - it takes everything in Kon not to laugh because Tim has it bad omg it's so delightfully embarrassing.

Anyway, on a day where Jason isn't around to help Tim decompress, Kon steps up. Generous and magnanimous because yeah, Jason's chest is something to dream about, but Kon's got a pretty nice rack himself.

Only while Tim sags into the hug Kon offers and nuzzles into Kon's pecs, Tim grimaces and Kon is just - WHAT!? ━Σ(ﾟДﾟ|||)━

Then Tim proceeds to recite an actual thesis on the natural wonders that are the hot toddies and Kon is just reeling as Tim nuzzles, pokes, and fondles Kon's own chest in comparison.

The main difference: Jason's are softer

Kon, entirely convinced Tim has lost it because ain't no way those pecs aren't as firm as Kon's. Firmer, even! They're gorgeous.

Thus proceeds Tim instigating some scenario where Kon can lay his head across Jason's chest and experience their pillowy majesty.

Which Kon goes along with because it's Tim.

Kon doesn't expect to return a changed man after the experience.

But before that - Kon faceplanting in Jason's chest entirely on accident. And Jason doesn't think anything of it up until the point where Kon doesn't come back up for air.

They're on the job. Nightwing asking after if Kon is good and being genuinely concerned until he notices how red Conner's ears are, then Dick laughs

Kon, nuzzling in. He gets his hands on Jason's hips (which Jason startles at because whoah there, superboy) and shamelessly goes to town and Jason gets so redfaced because wth??? ///A/////

Tim being the one to smack Kon away because really, Kon?? Dick, content with Tim looking after Jason's chastity. But then Tim eyes Jason's chest with envy and Dick realizes that he's got a problem on his hands, uh oh.

Toddies are the only thing Kon can think of

When Tim and him hang out, Kon spends a good portion of his time looking at his hands and mourning how he didn't cop a handful.

Also, Kon embarrassingly reenacting motorboating Jason while lost in thought

Tim, confused over wtf Kon is doing.

And then Kon zeroes in on Tim and tells Tim to let him try something which, okay. Yeah? Sure.

Then Kon motorboats Tim and Tim is scandalized up until he can't bite back a cackle because wtf is Kon doing?

Kon, mournful, admitting that he understands why Tim was inconsolable over the loss of hot toddies. No other tits compare.

It's a joke (kind of). They both snicker about it and torment one another for it and find yet another thing to bond over. Just bros being pervs in love.

[mamawasatesttube]

core four halloween costumes. using these in my halloweenfic but the actual fic is about something else but the costumes. they're important to me. we have:

captain james tiberius kirk kon, but specifically amok time ripped tiddy window edition. he's got a phaser and a tricorder and pants that make his ass look GREAT. and his own addition to the costume (sparkly winged eyeliner and some tall funky fuckoff boots). he Will be doing the boobs and butt pose for at least half the photos, thank you!!!!

cassie is a lumberjack. she has a little toy axe (she would have a real one, but that would pose problems at some parties and such. but she wants it on the record she does have a cool big axe at home). she's got the flannel and hiking boots and everything. her butch lesbian modifier is off the charts.

tim is a sexy sheet ghost because he thought it would be funny. and he's right. he's got stilettos and fishnets but the rest of him from the upper thighs up is just covered by a bedsheet with eyeholes cut in it. he's very pleased with himself for this

bart is sonic the hedgehog. he's got a basic sonic onesie and truly giant shoes but the real crowning glory is that he got cassie and kon to help him spike his hair with So much gel and temporarily dye it blue (with spray dye. it does not look that particularly good. kinda patchy. this only adds to the charm.)

[sanjisblackasswife]

𝕆𝕝𝕚𝕧𝕖𝕣 𝔸𝕚𝕜𝕦 ℕ𝕊𝔽𝕎 𝔸𝕝𝕡𝕙𝕒𝕓𝕖𝕥

A = Aftercare (what they’re like after sex)

Unfortunately you had to teach him what that even was. Thats if you had the patience for him. He didn’t necessarily fall straight asleep after sex, but he wanted you to cockwarm him all night. Now if you’re up for that then you’re good to go, no problems, but every girl deserves excellent aftercare so after talking to him about it he struggles to understand a little the point of it but after a few trial and errors he is more anticipating on aftercare with you. He loves laying naked, catching his breath, and feeling all over you after sex. He takes a few moments of silence before he slowly gets up, slaps your ass and says “Alright let’s take a shower together.” If he’s feeling nice he’ll pick you up.

B = Body part (their favorite body part of theirs and also their partner’s)

You: He gives off tiddy/thigh man. He cannot stop staring at them when they are exposed. Even if you’re wearing a shirt that covers your breast and you have spillage under the bra he is infatuated with your breast. He loves rutting against your thighs at night. He holds you from behind and some nights when you both haven’t had sex in a while and just ruts into your thighs which leads to him pulling his dick out and thigh fucking you from behind

Him: His legs, he knows he is the best at being a striker, he puts pride into working out and he notices how you gawk at his meaty thighs anyways.

C = Cum (anything to do with cum, basically)

Messy boy. No shame. He loves filling you up, but pulling out to finish on your pretty sensitive pussy makes him want to take pictures so badly. He will always hum about how sexy your pussy is to him, sometimes he even pushes back your thighs and cleans you up just to get one more taste.

D = Dirty secret (pretty self explanatory, a dirty secret of theirs)

He wants to make a Twitter with you. Completely faceless Twitter videos that is. He’s on it almost daily and he swears up and down you both can create way better videos to make, plus the thought of people getting off to fucking you or eating your pussy gets him riled up. He wants to ask you one day but he fears you may get upset. But hopefully you can say yes to recording a video private videos with him?

E = Experience (how experienced are they? do they know what they’re doing?)

He had his fair share of women before you, that doesn’t make him good. He wasn’t that great when you both became exclusive and started having sex. He was constantly rough, bare did any foreplay, snd only cared about himself. Now though after explaining to him that you in fact CAN have better sex by taking his time, he has improved vastly. His demeanor changed so much he is almosta different person when it comes to sex.

F = Favorite position (this goes without saying)

Reverse cowgirl: Is a FEIND for it. Seeing your ass bounce in front of him as he smokes with hand arm behind his head will always be his favorite. He sometimes gives your ass a firm smack of appreciation with a lewd comment about your pussy taking him so well.

G = Goofy (are they more serious in the moment? are they humorous? etc.)

He can definitely have his unserious moments. He loves talking dirty but he always ends up sounding like a smartass leaving you both in a bantering giggle.

H = Hair (how well groomed are they? does the carpet match the drapes? etc.)

Hairy boi. Not like completely too much where it’s like a jungle, but If you want it trimmed he would just let you do it. (He wants another reason for you to touch his dick)

I = Intimacy (how are they during the moment? the romantic aspect)

He isn’t a traditional romantic. For an example. He once wrote “Let me eat that pussy” in rose petals on your bed when you came home from work. Either than that the most romantic he’s been was giving you a massage that ended up with him giving your backshots about 10 minutes in after he “accidentally “ slipped his finger in your pussy.

J = Jack off (masturbation headcanon)

Daily. Less when he got with you, but it’s still every other day he usually only does it when you’re not home and to send you a photo, but if you are home he likes for you to watch him…maybe even join.

K = Kink (one or more of their kinks)

Exhibitionist, Dacryphilia, Roleplay, Somno, Praise, Degrading, Breath play, Forcing and Orgasm

L = Location (favorite places to do the do)

The bedroom is where he is most comfortable but nothing screams fun like doing it in a locker room 15 minutes before his team comes walking in. He still haven’t been caught but even if he did he doesn’t care.

M = Motivation (what turns them on, gets them going)

When you get mad at him. He’s a pervert and a weirdo he gets a certain smirk creeping from his face when he sees you cursing him out. A few times he has just kissed you mid argument, managing to suck in your tongue, even if you push him off he continues to try to rut into you.

N = No (something they wouldn’t do, turn offs)

Whatever your no’s are his as well. He’s an open minded guy. He doesn’t mind doing at least one new thing with you each time you have sex.

O = Oral (preference in giving or receiving, skill, etc.)

When you taught him foreplay you also taught him how to eat your pussy and….damn. You created a pervert. Oliver loves eat your pussy even if hes already inside you, he’ll stop to flip you on your back and continue licking you. He doesn’t understand why yous pussy feels so good against both his dick AND tongue but he isnt complaining.

Oliver loves you with all his heart. He does, but he lives your throat even more. He always tries to take control of you by face fucking you when you suck his dick. He doesn’t have any shame. However his groans and moans of your name make it worth it.

P = Pace (are they fast and rough? slow and sensual? etc.)

Now that he’s trained he goes the pace YOU want. He always ask “slow or fast” against your lips before hand as he slides his way in side you. Usually when you’re riding first though he wants it fast.

Q = Quickie (their opinions on quickies, how often, etc.)

Quickie King. Loves em. It’s just foreplay for him, really until he takes you home and finishes what he starts.

R = Risk (are they game to experiment? do they take risks? etc.)

He takes risks everyday when he fucks you, it’s damn near scary how much he is willing to do for your pussy.

S = Stamina (how many rounds can they go for? how long do they last?)

Realistically about 3 rounds max with breaks. Average time of a night full of sex is aboutt 45 minutes to an hour and that’s not including foreplay.

T = Toys (do they own toys? do they use them? on a partner or themselves?)

He owns vibrator he let you use on him, He whined like a slut for how much your edges him and to this day he wants to take out his revenge on you

U = Unfair (how much they like to tease)

Teasing is part of his foreplay, seeing your squirm, seeing your whine his name when he’s edging you, or even barely touching you, but whispering in your ear how much he wants to fuck you when you both are in a public area. It gets him off.

V = Volume (how loud they are, what sounds they make, etc.)

He’s a whiner and a groaner. You only heard him whimper a few times but overall he is a brat that loves to he tamed so if he isnt groaning your name he’ll be talking shit, don’t worry, just clamp down on him and he’ll be whining all over again.

W = Wild card (a random headcanon for the character)

He is part Mexican and sometimes speaks Spanglish when he’s happy/feeling flirty

He loves watching rom coms with you, he swears it’s for YOUR entertainment but you always question that when he continues talking about how Brad cheating on Lydia was wrong even AFTER the movie ended

X = X-ray (let’s see what’s going on under those clothes)

Curved, 6.7 inch, cut, veiny, light brown and fleshy pink dick. He prides himself on it, and yes it’s as pretty as him. (He calls it Lil Oli)

Y = Yearning (how high is their sex drive?)

Higher than a kite. He has sex with you about 5-6 times a week and that’s if he isn’t out traveling. If he is them expect ft calls every night for a mutual masturbation session.

Z = Zzz (how quickly they fall asleep afterwards)

You both end up slowly passing out after sex after some aftercare. A few whispers of appreciation from him and “i love yous” while he brushes his fingers on your eyes so you can fall asleep with him and he’s out like a light.