#programming joke

[xiabablog]

I am both

[j-chineseenglishdidstuff]

I wonder what would happen to (computer) programmers with DID/OSDD with different spacing preference alters when they are coding.

[anjani-the-hiveputer]

Computer programming joke. Give me internet points.

(For those who don't get it. Python is a type of programming language.)

[sufiblackmamba]

[dcartcorner]

debugging

[tfed-kai]

How to freak out a google employee:

input = input()

if input == "are you sentient?":

print("yes")

[baaad-omens]

doing some research on parapsychology as a field. in short, it's the study of how the supernatural relates to psychology, and is largely regarded as pseudoscience with only a handful of people studying it, and very very few universities will even offer a parapsych program.

so… martin, buddy, did you just google 'what degrees do people get for paranormal research' and go with the first one that popped up? you did didn't you. idiot.

[punstars]

[minyicho]

time to put the fruit scented markers away

[phantomrose96]

I've been pulled into a work project where I'm the token senior engineer in a group of principals and partners.

And I'm on a sort of two-man engineering team with the notable partner in the group--which is a title they only give out when an existing partner dies (or retires I guess so I've heard)--and every day the whole thing feels like a comedy bit between cartoon scientist and assistant.

Like scientist whips up 10 whiteboards worth of schematics and calculations out of absolute nothing and I'm sitting there on the little three-legged stool sweating following along and go "but, but boss, if yous put the fuselage in series with the flux capacitor on line 3 of whiteboard 5, aint that gonna blow things sky high? It oughta be in parallel aint it?" At which point the scientist stares at the board and brushes his mustache with his hand and goes "by GOD assistant you are right! GENIUS work, assistant! this is why we have you!"

Anyway it's going pretty well

[helyeahmangocheese]

tbh I headcanon percy to eventually land on an environmental science major in college after a lot of experimenting around and not because of his dad but because of *grover* and his belief in finding pan, because of knowing how much the mortal and mythical world have been hurting the earth itself, and because if there's one thing that could convince percy jackson to study, it's justice. plus I think he and annabeth would totally geek out over sustainability as restorative and regenerative design. this is your "build something that lasts" couple. your "ur system is broken fix it rn" couple. if the mythical world EVER left them alone they would 100% be pursuing justice at any other stop they found themselves in anyway

[doctorsiren]

every time I mention Ace Attorney around my (defense lawyer) father, he asks if I’ll be going to law school now

the best bit was me telling him that if I did that, I would be fulfilling the Phoenix Wright prophecy because I’d be dropping my art degree to pursue law

[divvy-div-art]

fortnite duos can really give you whiplash

[vellichorom]

so far, i'm inclined to agree

[sufiblackmamba]

[bearotonin-international]

Do you think it’s cruel that bears are literal killing apex predator machines but look so cute and fluffy.

the greatest tragedy and cruelty of the universe that this beast can look so snuggleable adorable sweet

and yet also be the most lethal beast you will ever encounter

while still looking adorable and snuggleable covered in blood