#random thoughts I had at night

[teenage-monster]

I swear nothing will convince me that Oingo Boingo is made up of real people. I mean, all the members look like cartoon characters in one way or another. I JUST REFUSE TO THINK THEY ARE REAL. I mean even the names sound cartoonish. Seriously, whose last name is Elfman? Or Bartek? Avila? Schneiderman? TURNER??? Naaah they can't be real.

[radiance1]

Another link to this post. Meet the parents style.

So, Danny and Jason have been fake dating for a while now, and ended up marrying each other solely for tax benefits. Also, they got cool ass fucking friendship rings that they just couldn't not wear everywhere and being married is convenient so...

Anywho, so Jason has met Danny's parents but Danny hasn't met Jason's parents. Danny knows that he has some ties with the vigilantee scene due to being a Crime Lord-he still doesn't know what to think of his parents connecting the dots immediately when they only met him once while it took him more than that while living with the guy.

He thinks Jason may have been an ex-vigilantee at some point before turning to crime.

Then Danny gets blinded by rich people aura when he finds out that his bestfriend is the long thought dead child of Bruce Wayne. Frankly, he's insulted.

You mean to tell him that his could've been buying ice cream from that high class place all this time!? He shook (literally he grabbed and shook him) that point into Jason, he doesn't care that Jason never told him he was rich but he could've at least bought some high class ice cream once in a while.

Jason who was busy solidifying his power as a crime lord, avoiding his family and making sure not to leak his identity at all: I'm a literal crime lord, and the only thing you care about is me not buying you ice cream?

Danny: YES!!!!

Jason: Dork.

Right anyways, so Jason takes Danny along to meet Bruce and his fam but did say as soon as he started being uncomfortable they're leaving. The batfam is a bit blindsided by Danny, because they thought Jason was bringing his partner but its good to also get a feel for Danny's personality.

Danny and Jason did what's normal for them when Danny starts getting comfortable around the manor full of things that cost waaay more than his rent. Like half-heartedly insulting each other, being snarky, leaning on each other and other such things.

The batfam start thinking that there's more there than they know of. So they start watching a bit closer and ask a few round about questions that fly over Danny and Jason's heads. They just forget they're married often, unless it's regarding taxes.

All of this sends the wrong message when they walk into the same room and, being nosy, one of the batfam comes up to the door and uh. They hear the bed moving quite a lot.

So.

Meanwhile, Jason is trying to wrestle with Danny because this man does not pick a lane. He'll either be the human octopus (who is cold as hell) Jason has ever seen, he'll try to kick him off the bed in his sleep as if Jason personally offended him in some way, or he'll sleep in some wacky position that interrupts Jason's sleep. The last one is tied to the other two, however.

So, Jason has to frequently wrestle this man into a proper position where they both manage to get some sleep and it wouldn't have been so bad if Danny wasn't a goddamn sleep fighter. He would know, he had to nurse a bruised jaw for a few weeks.

Why do they sleep together? Listen, when you're in an apartment with not a lot of money, you gotta cut costs where you can alright?

[natsarrownecklacx]

Bluey Blues

Y/n: *Listening to music from an artist who passed away.* “I just love their music so much. Their voice is so haunting, it speaks to my soul.”

Natasha: “That’s probably just their ghost hovering over your shoulder y/n. Your whole “it’s not a song it’s an experience” thing doesn’t apply when your actually experiencing being stalked by a ghost.”

Y/n:

Natasha:

Y/n: “Nat-”

Natasha: “Yes. You can sleep in my room tonight. No. We cannot stay up all night watching Bluey.”

[doodlesdreaming]

Late night Driftcells thoughts.

It's not completely unusual for The Beheaded to have a soft side. As seen with whatever critter companion he's got napping contently in his arms.(Except the Owl. The owl is an independent soul.)

And yet, some time after meeting Drifter, he...hesitates on physical affection. He knows that just because Drifter is stricken with a deadly illness, that doesn't mean he'll shatter like glass. Still, he keeps it simple with pats on the back or friendly punches to the arm(s).

Until one day, Drifter has had enough, and pulls the Homunculious into a hug. Bobby immediately stiffens, unsure on what to do, if anything. Drifter sighs, burying his face into Bobby's scarf and flat out tells him,

"Stop holding back. I can take it. You know that."

'The hell does that mean!?' Bobby mentally screams. But eventually, his shoulders sag and slowly returns the gesture. It hits him right there and then that this is the first time that anybody has hugged him because they wanted to. And by the way, his newfound partner feels so relaxed into the hug that it has been a long time since anyone has hugged him.

And it becomes increasingly obvious that neither one of them wants to let go.

[sacchiri]

Hellsing 2002 calendar illustration.

Ein wunderliche und erschröckliche Hystori von einem großen Wüttrich genant Dracole wayda Der do so ganz unkristenliche marrter hat angelegt die mensche, als mit spissen als auch die leut zu Tod geslyffen

A wondrous and frightening story about a great berserk called Dracula the voivode who inflicted such unchristian tortures such as with stakes and also dragged people to death

[darnellthefirestarter]

Forgot I was supposed to be drawing stuff

Here's a doodle as an apology

[yourluckieday]

Husband!Bakugo

(Conversation happens post love making)

"Do you remember when you asked me to marry you, and everyone kept telling us we were too young? So you got mad and said “screw it” and we just eloped?” She asked, the memory pulling the corners of her mouth in to a smile, “I knew then, that I would love you until the day I died.” she told him, while idly tracing hearts in his skin.

Katsuki's face softens, a rare smile tugging at his lips at the memory. "Yeah, I remember," he says, the warmth of the recollection lighting up his eyes. "Everyone thought they knew better, thought they could tell us what to do. As if I'd ever let anyone else make decisions for me—especially not when it came to you."

He turned his head slightly, lifting her hand to his lips, and pressing a kiss into her palm, then he released her, letting her continue her tender exploration of his skin. "That day, when I said 'screw it' and took you to that little chapel, it was the best damn decision I ever made. I didn't need a big ceremony or any fuss; all I needed was you and me, making it official."

His hand moved to cover hers, stilling her movements for a moment so he could interlace their fingers, a physical manifestation of their emotional bond. "I knew I loved you then, and I know I'll love you until I'm nothing but dust. You're my best win, my top achievement—and I've never been too young or too stupid to see that."

[derpiedoxie]

A little doodle dump of sketches I did of the boys in one of my many sketchbooks!

As you can see, there is absolutely no consistency with how I draw them lol

(First drawing done some time in April this year, and the last one done two days ago)

[specialagentartemis]

Sarah Sisko’s whole deal is so horrifying and messed up and DS9 just kinda. Glosses over it

[random-wyvern]

Guys. guys. guys. what if we called cecilos. scientific broadcast. do you understand do you get it

[surr3al1sm]

The water in the pond that JoJo Siwa came out of during Karma wasn’t normal water. It was Night Swans enchanted water. She got emo-fied like the Just Dancers did.

[justaninjageek]

I just realized that Cole immediately adopting baby wu is really funny when you think about it. Because like, he's not the worst member of the team to take care of a baby, but he's definitely not the best either. Kai has actual childrearing experience, qnd Zane could download every parenting book in existence in a matter of seconds. The other three would probably fail miserably but the point is that Cole’s paternal instincts sort of come out of nowhere.

Like. Cole is an only child. He lost his mom as a child or younger teen. He had a strained relationship with his own dad and understandably had issues because of it. And yet somehow this character who saw a baby, went "is anyone gonna adopt that" and didn't wait for an answer.

Then again Cole was the leader before Lloyd came along and stole his role due to main character syndrome, so he's been the one keeping the ninja alive this whole time. So I guess it's not that unexpected at all

[blacktipreefsharkk]

With the Ravenstag always popping up somewhere inconvenient for Will, I am 100% convinced that in multiple times during the series it looked somewhat like this:

And no, Will did not help it.

[lycheeejuice]

Kaveh has a habit of talking at Mehrak whenever Alhaitham isn't home, it's a nervous habit stemming from him not expecting to have a tummy kink. Whenever he's not holed up working he's freaking out about Alhaitham's abs or watching him eat if they share a meal together. He just rambles about how much he wants to run his hand over his toned stomach, especially after Alhaitham has already eaten and has a small curve to his belly... Meanwhile Mehrak: If I have to listen to this gay idiot talk about fondling his roommate's belly one more time I swear to god.

[hyacinths-in-a-storm]

Hmm... does anyone find it ironic that the spirit Azula chose to take the form as a spirit that is the manifestation of mothers who died of sadness after their children died.

[darnellthefirestarter]

Pico's School from memory

It's been a while

I kinda want to do another aggie/magma so I can doodle these guys