#razz recipes

[razzdrgn]

ok it's time for razz recipes get ready for some cooking momence

i have an eviction trial in 2 weeks so im gonna teach you how to make extremely cheap recipes with as few ingredients as possible because i have no money to spend and enough mental disorders to make me love cooking but hate the amount of work that goes into it

todays recipe is: flatbread, probably of the mediterranean variety but i dont know actual recipes i legit just made this shit up after watching the bdg zelda recipes video

all you need is:

flour

water

a pan

and thats it. Its that easy

theres more you can use to make it better tho and ill bring those up as they come up but ill do the whole cooking instructions thing under this readmore

okay so. flatbread

i think its also called like. unleavened? but i dont really know what that means and im still confused after looking it up so im just callin it flatbread because it is bread that is flat

step one is to pour some flour in a bowl. i recommend about 1 cup, but i never really measure and do it by eye/feel so you can add more or less if you want.

first optional thing to talk about briefly before the recipe really starts is salt. i highly highly highly recommend adding salt to this, because it allows the bread to actually have. yknow. flavor. and not suck. but ive made this without salt and its also good so like, do whatever u want

you can also add other spices if you want flavoring like that. ive had success with garlic powder and red pepper flakes, but honestly cookijg is most tun when ur just wingin it so throw whatever spices you like in and see how it turns out

so once all ur dry stuff is in the bowl, you should gently mix/whisk it together. i usually use a fork or knife for this since flour sticks to shit a lot and the smaller surface it has the less its gonna stick. plus with a fork it helps get things in evenly really quickly.

once everythings in and mixed is when you add your water. id say like, roughly 1/3 to 3/8ths of a cup is fine, or adjusted for how much flour you have, you really do not need much, just enough that everything comes together. if you add enough that its a bit of a shaggy but congealed mass, you can turn it out onto a work surface and knead it/fold it a little to make it thicker. i didnt like it when i did this because of texture things so i like to add just enough extra for it to be a bit of a goop.

once you got your "dough" make sure your pan is on the stove heated to uh. 3? or 4? i hate that stoves dont have proper temp markings but thats about as hot as i make mine on whatever arbitrary scale it uses.

at this point you can add in the next optional thing, which is some sort of fat. this can be an oil of your preferred variety (i am canola gang because i like to fry things while also being allergy friendly), or you can just melt some butter which is what i usually do. hell you could use like, lard or crisco if you've watched too many b dylan hollis videos. a fat is a fat. its gonna help cook the bread more evenly, will make its "crust" crispier, and make it taste better.

all you gotta do now us dump your dough onto the pan and let it cook. roughly five minutes per side but you can flip it a few times if you need, just keep an eye on it. you wanna check the edges to make sure the insides are getting properly cooked all the way through, and make sure to press down on it to make sure its making full contact with the heated surface when possible as especially thinner breads can tend to curl up a bit

while its cooking in the pan you can optionally add some shredded cheese onto the bread. i recommend doing this right before adding your dough, and right after, to make sure the cheese gets properly incorporated into each side, but you totally can also just drizzle it on at any stage and let it melt by flipping the bread onto the cheesed side. i use an italian 4 cheese mixture from my cheap local supermarket chain and thats good for the kinda savory flavor i like, but experiment! use one cheese you like, or maybe a different blend (i also really like mexican cheese blends that u use for tacos or burritos).

once the stuffs nicely cooked and browned, its good to eat. i mean its technically been ok to eat this whole time none of the ingredients are necessarily bad to eat raw but obviously you dont wanna shove fistfuls of flour into your maw.

i recommend pairing this with an iced tea of your favorite flavor persuasion as tea is a nice smooth drink you can also make super easily, some refried black beans which you can get in a can super cheap and turn into a nice dip, and some yellow mustard, which honestly goes with this way more than i thought it would by adding a bit of a sour kick which i like. obviously try pairing it with whatever you have in your kitchen, i dont know what you have. maybe you got some eggs that are about to expire and want to make some kinda breakfast bread. maybe you wanna feel that kinda childlike wonder by combining foods so you mix it with some box mac and cheese and ketchup. maybe you splatter some tomato sauce and add some kind of cheese product to make it into a shitty pizza. i have done all of these things and they are certainly all things you can do if you also want to do them

thank you for reading my extremely long recipe post join me next time where i do uhhh. something else maybe. maybe ill do that iced tea method i talked about i feel like for some folks hot tea can be a bit unapproachable and ice tea can feel like its impossible to make but i promise you its way easier than you think

ok bye!! love you

[mega-punani]

URAHHHHHHH Y/N AND THE BOISSSS:

A headcannon

(Also, cannaw draw again for some reason 😔)

Sans:

Napping is #1. He loves scooping you up and laying you on top of him. He'll do this on a hammock, bed, the floor, anywhere that he can get a good snooze in with you.

Mtfk will melt at the sight of you putting on his hat. It doesn't matter what context, just you with his hat fills him with butterflies. He just can't get enough.

He really likes hugging you. It grounds him and makes him feel like everything will be okay. It's even better if you hug him back. Maybe a lil kiss too~

Papyrus:

Will compliment you like crazy but gets extremely flustered when you do the same.

When you want to get up the crows nest, he carries you and acrobats his way up instead of grabbing the ladder. He likes it when you hang on to him or stuff your face into his shoulder.

Mans will kiss your hand like the gentleman he is and sweep you off your feet. (Literally)

Blue:

When he's wants to train, he'll straight up pick you up and perch you on to his cannon and run around. Sometimes, you make motor noises, and he thinks that it's super cute.

Blue likes fishing with you. He likes to rant about stuff and listens when you do the same. He thinks it's cute when you make expressions.

Will combust if you call him strong and handsome.

Stretch:

Mans will sing you the sweetest love longs when you two are alone and will give you the biggest heart eyes if you sing along.

When he's whipped, he's whipped. Dude will literally jump into the ocean for you. You saving him is just a perk.

Even though he's a little emotionless sometimes, he will write you the cutest, most heartwarming poems and letters. He only gives you the best, though. He's got hundreds stashed away somewhere.

Red:

Red is straightforward. When he thinks you're cute, then you're cute, and he's gonna say it as much as he can.

He likes flexing his strength and will ask you to sit on his back or weights when he's working out.

He'll call you all sorts of pet names when you help him fix up the ship. Every time you pass him anything, he'll give you a lovestruck grin.

Edge:

When you nag him, he thinks it's super sweet. He nags when he's taking care of the crew, so when you fuss over him, he feels loved.

Keeps an eye on you the most, even if you don't cause a lot of trouble. He's just worried... not that he'll tell you that anytime soon.

He loves staying up late with you. Sometimes, you fall asleep and lean up against him. He refuses to move because it would disturb you. This is also the only time he doesn't yell at anyone.

Razz:

Razz will shower you with beautiful clothes and jewelry. Sometimes, he waits for you to start the day first so he can pick a matching outfit. And then he'll act like it's some crazy coincidence.

It gets super sunny when you talk with him. Rainbows, soft breeze, fluffy clouds, the whole shebang. If you manage to say something that makes him really happy the clouds above you will look a lil to much like hearts.

When he blushes, he throws his hat in your face so you can't see his shame.

Cash:

Will steal things part of your morning/night routine (hairbrush/toothbrush/bonnet) just so you can visit him when you wake up and go to sleep. And he also thinks you're angry face is the cutest.

The MOMENT you lay your eyes on something in a town or city, it's yours. That funky top in the store window? Yours. That old ass book? You got it. That kid's balloon? He didn't need it anyway.

You make sure to grab him when you go into a populated area to keep him from taking someone's wallet. He can still most definitely steal.

Bear:

Mans will hunt you down so he can give you the first taste of a new recipe or a tasty snack, much to the complaints of the crew. He always finds you, and if your in the restroom he'll wait outside of it and scare the shit out of you.

You're the only one who he doesn't get mad at. You can literally break in his fridge in the middle of the night, and he won't even raise a hand. Instead, he'll probably fix you a snack and tuck you into bed. (You already know Red, Cash, and Blue use you as a shield for his wrath.)

When you're concentrating on something super hard, he'll feed you bites of your meal. He thinks it's cute that you don't even realize you're being fed. He also likes feeding you mid convo and watching you get slowly frustrated. He thinks it's funny.

Cinnamon:

If you thought Stretch was a simp, Cinnamon is a whole nother level. Cinnamon will literally pause mid battle just to run over to you to share a kiss.

Will do funny little dances with you to get you to cheer up or laugh. If he's feeling down, you need to simply pat his head once, and that man is already jumping around.

When his teeth pain is especially bad, he'll cuddle with you. He says he already feels better, but it's obviously a lie. If you get him some painkillers and tea, he'll cry in your arms about how you're the best thing that happened to him. You both spend the rest of the day comfortably mushed together, reading or talking.

[sleepy-writes-stuff]

(Continuation to the continuation of short prompt #6. Kinda. I decided that the notes of my previous post should get its own post because I just kept adding more and more on to them. Oops.)

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I've read that the Phantom Zone is home to the Kryptonian God, Aethyr or "The Oversoul". If we say that the Phantom Zone and the Ghost Zone (Infinite Realms) are one and the same, would this make Aethyr one of the Ancients? What if they're the oldest of the Ancients? Like, so ancient they've become fused with the Ghost Zone itself. Which means that when the portal opened and an entire dimension crashed on top of Danny, did he just become a new god in the making?

This would explain how he wins with every single enemy he comes up against. His power is steadily growing with each victory. And then he becomes Ghost King by rite of conquest in battle against the former king. What if the King's relics are infused with the very energy of the Ghost Zone, and therefore Aethyr's?

What if the relics give Danny a direct line with the god and Aethyr proceeds to appoint themself as Danny's ghostly mentor to prepare him for godhood and the throne? What if hearing Aethyr's voice drove the previous Ghost King mad? Aethyr is the one who gathered the rest of the ancients to deal with the previous king despite the knowledge that he would no longer have a conduit for his voice for no one knows how long except for maybe Clockwork.

So when Pariah was locked in the Sarcophagus of Forever Sleep for however many thousands of years, Aethyr was slowly and steadily forgotten by all the citizens of the Infinite Realms except for the Ancients who still revered them to this day. And then Danny comes along. Not only does he have a direct line to the throne, but he also has the essence of what is essentially the Infinite Realms' Ancient God, PLUS that Ancient God's overwhelming approval over his rite of succession to the throne. Danny gains a godly parent in a way?

Needless to say, with the crown/ring, the Ancient God in his corner, plus the God's essence flowing throughout his being that has been slowly building and maturing to the point that it's blatantly recognizable to every ghost, his rogues stop razzing him and one by one fall under his leadership. This is around the point that Clark eventually discovers how royally screwed (haha) they are if the Justice League don't dismantle the GIW and get rid of harmful laws that have been passed concerning ghosts. But also, that is a CHILD. Not mention a Kryptonian child, regardless of half or full. Danny is therefore family. So if Superman helps take down the GIW with extra prejudice, no one could blame him.

After the dust has settled and ghosts are safe from the living, Clark is introduced to Jack by Danny. When he learns of Jack's damaged memory, he decides to invite Jack (and the rest of the Fenton Family) to the Fortress of Solitude so he can teach them about their heritage. The Fenton Family eventually meet the other Kryptonians on Earth like Kara, Conner, and John. Danny introduces Conner to Dani so he doesn't feel so alone as the only clone in the family (that I know of?)

This is basically just a recipe for overpowered, half ghost, half Kryptonian Danny and I VERY much want to see someone write it.

So would Danny be full god or demi-god? Half ghost + half Kryptonian + full god? OR Half ghost + half Kryptonian + half god?

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This short prompt isn't so short anymore. I think I'll stop here tho and let anyone who wants to turn this into a full fic run wild with their imagination.

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@seraphinedemort @three-ducks-in-a-trench-coat @dxrksong @my-perfect-storybook-love

[mira-annabelles-poke-kitchen]

Heya. I saw that you followed my Rotomblr and you're a traveling chef who's been to Galar. Well I'm trying to talk to more people and food's on my mind at the moment, so do you have any recommended recipes for a wanderer living in Ballonlea? Also I could tell you some discoveries I made if it wouldn't bother you. Sorry if I'm bothering you -Quasar ( @rogue-nebula )

Oh, please tell me any discoveries you've made, @rogue-nebula, I love hearing from other people. And oh my, I miss Ballonlea! Their pâtisserie is absolutely amazing, I really need to see if they ship to Paldea. That Razz-Chocolate cake is my favorite cake ever! Sorry, all of Kalos, Ballonlea Pâtisserie is just the best. (Lumiose still has better macrons, though, and knows how to spell it!) If you're not looking for desert recipes, though, really anything with mushrooms is so easy to make. They have a mushroom market that has literally every kind of mushroom you can imagine. If you can afford it, they have some really meaty Balm Mushrooms that fry up really nicely and taste amazing on a burger, especially with arugula and Chople Berry mayo. If you can't shell out for Balm Mushrooms, any variety of Big Mushroom will also work, you'll just have to add a bit of extra butter to the pan while you fry it.

[nico-di-genova]

For the headcannon questions:

What is Sam's comfort food/drink of choice?

Okay, so hear me out. Disney made that energy bites kiosk in the Tron area that sells like three different food items with pop rocks on it. Even the donut holes have chocolate coated pop rocks, unhinged. So I like to think this was all Sam’s idea because pop rocks are his favorite candy. Blue Razz is his favorite flavor, he’s got a stash of the stuff at his house.

His family used to go road-tripping when he was younger, piled into the RV and just drove wherever. He had his gas station order perfected by the age of 4. pop rocks, a bag of chips for nutrition, and all the different slushy flavors mixed together in the largest cup size. So when he’s feeling particularly overwhelmed he’ll stop by the 7-11 on the way home to grab a slushy. He still mixes all the flavors together, even though it turns into a syrupy sweet mess that he can hardly stand now. It just reminds him of camping trips and better times.

He’s a also a really good cook, when he wants to be. His go to meal is any sort of pasta, specifically cream based sauces. He makes a mean chicken pesto Alfredo that’s loosely based on a recipe his grandma taught him. He usually cooks it when the loneliness is starting to get to him and he needs the comfort of warm food and familiarity. He also used to make it for Alan a lot when he lived at the man’s house in his late teens/early 20s.

The first time Quorra tries his slushy concoction she’s disgusted and horrified, which makes her nervous for his cooking. So she’s pleasantly surprised when it turns out Sam is kind of a master in the kitchen.

[middlechildnonsense]

I see a lot of works out there that talk about turtle piles and I feel like we should talk about that more.

Mikey can't get a recipe right, or he razzed when he should have tazzed, or he forgot he was doing acrobatics halfway through a flip and landed on his head? The best remedy isn't kind words or a second try, it's being crushed underneath the disaster twins on Raph's plastron.

Leo has been struggling with his insomnia, his traitorous brain reminding him of every mistake he's made and the pressure he's still adjusting to as the leader? Nothing soothes him more than starfishing on top of his three brothers.

Raph gets Weird about being alone, so it stands to reason that he's not the best at sleeping all by himself, especially after a battle and definitely not after almost losing his brothers. He'll snuggle them up close and hold them like they're his stuffed animals, tucked safely to him where they can't be hurt.

Donnie is not a big fan of togetherness, so it's rare for him to initiate a turtle pile, but if he does, he needs to be crushed beneath his brothers. If the pressure isn't enough to affect his breathing, it isn't enough. He hates soft touches, they make his skin crawl, so when he wants a cuddle, he needs to be buried. It's concerning at first, but his brothers get that it's just a Donnie thing.

[firefaerie81]

(liveblog tag in chronological order)

Lion-O, you're sweet, but I don't think you need an accidental poisons manufacturer.

It seems Lion-O and Pumyra had some kind of conversation offscreen, or at least that moment earlier was enough to bring them to an understanding.

Lion-O didn't have to mess up AS catastrophically as he used to to learn his lesson. And he's learned that there's no cheat code to relationships. People aren't all the same, we need to be genuine and kind to each other and figure it all out at our own pace.

*snerk*

Lion-O and Tygra are close enough now that this amount of sibling razzing doesn't hurt anyone. And honestly it's one of the most Sibling TM moments in the entire show. It's not an expression of festering resentment, just irritation at Lion-O's mistake, which he's entitled to.

Recipe for Disaster is one of my favorite standalone episodes. But unlike some of the others, it's not because of hardhitting emotions or deep themes, it's just a fun romp.

Three episodes left. See you next time.

[sticktopia]

Sticktober Days 12-21

(Sorry for disappearing! It’s been hecktic here. These journal entries should clear everything up)

Day 1

The other day, a strange portal appeared in the garden. At first, we weren't sure what it was. But upon closer inspection, we found that it was a nether portal. It looked weird since it wasn't in the typical “Minecraft artstyle”. But it was here in our world. That should have been impossible considering we don't exist in or around the Minecraft world.

Aster really wanted to go in. He had never seen the nether and wanted to experience it himself. Since I've played minecraft back when I was younger, I knew the dangers that lurked within the dimension. I tried convincing him that going would be dangerous, but then Razz hopped in saying that they wanted to see the nether for themself as well. Soon, all my blossoms decided that they wanted to go to the nether as well.

After a bunch of begging from them, I finally allowed them to enter. But they could only go if they learned the rules of the world and how to craft. It took many days, but they did eventually get their recipes down. Once they were prepared, we entered the portal.

(Little side note, For some reason, when I walked through the portal, my body became my minecraft skin. It was weird being a block person. But I guess I'm used to it at this point.)

I led the other five around the nether. I explained what they didn't understand and stopped them from falling into lava. That was exhausting all on it’s own. What I didn't expect however was that I would be stuck here.

As we made our way back to the portal, we were suddenly attacked by a ghast. I told my blossoms to run to the portal and that I would stay behind and fend off the ghast. They all made it through, thank gods. But the ghast blew up the portal before I could get through. So now I'm here. Stuck in the nether with no tools, armor, or a way back home.

Day 2

I think it’s day two. But I can't be too sure about that. Either way, I'm just glad that i'm still alive. It’s lucky that I've watched a bunch of minecraft letsplays. I probably would have died long ago if I hadn't. Using what i've learned from those videos, i've managed to snag some loot from the bastion. I had a couple gold ingots, a golden sword, and a gold helmet. I've heard that if a player wears some kind of gold, they won't be attacked. So this will definitely come in handy if it doesnt break.

I'm not sure if this is true, but I think if I trade these gold ingots with the piglins enough, they’ll eventually give me obsidian blocks or iron ingots. That’ll surely help me get home. I just need three obsidian blocks and one iron ingot! Well, I also need some flint. But there’s gravel everywhere in the nether. So I think I'll be able to aquire that fast enough!

Day 3

I've been trading with piglins forever! I havent gotten anything useful! Well, that’s a lie. I got five iron nuggets, a few pieces of string, and some leather. I think I can make an iron ingot with the nuggets but i'm not fully sure.

Not only am I not getting useful items, I'm also starving. It’s been a long time since I last ate. But I don't remember what is and is not edible in this blocky underworld. I think Blue said that netherwart is good to eat. In all honestly, netherwart is the VERY LAST thing I even want to put in my mouth. But beggars can't be choosers at this point. It either I die here or I just eat the damn thing. Hopefully I don't die before finding a nether fortress. Cause that’s the only place those things can grow.

Day 4

Finding a nether fortress wasn't as hard as I thought it was. What was hard however was fending off all the hecking mobs. There were so many for absolutely no reason. I just barely got away with my life. My helmet and sword broke. So I guess that means no more trading with Piglins unless I really do want to die.

Besides that fact, I managed to find some netherwart. And GODS ABOVE this thing is NASTY. I don't know how blue could eat-no, CRAVE this thing EVERY SINLGE DAY. Sorry, that was a bit much. But there in no way i can keep eating this. I’ll actually die from poisoning if I keep eating this.

On another note, I wonder if my blossoms are looking for me. Or even trying to figure out a way to open the portal again. I can only pray at this point.

Day 5

I'VE MADE THE DISCOVERY OF A LIFETIME!!!!! The hoglin things, the very demonic boar things that fling you up in the air, those things. THEY DROP FOOD WHEN THEY DIE!!! I'M SAVED!!!!!

I can finally stop eating Blue’s drug fungus! Hallelujah! Maybe it was wrong of me to do this but i literally tossed all the netherwart I gathered into the lava… Blue wouldn't kill me for doing that. I hope.

Anyway!!! I have good food now! I’ll live just a little bit longer! All I need now are weapons! Then I can surely survive till I find a way home!

Day 6

Things are finally starting to look up! I found a piece of obsidian, two diamonds, and a few more gold ingots! My goal now is to find a warped forest biome and make a sword!

Oh yeah! I accidentally killed a piglin earlier as well. And it gave me a crossbow! I don't think i’ll be able to use it since i don't have any arrows but it might come in handy sooner or later. Arrows should exist in the nether i think. I mean, how else are Piglins supposed to use crossbows? Maybe I can check out another piglin chest thing. They always have treasures and loot in those things. So maybe there’ll be some arrows in there!

Do piglins trade arrows too? I can't remember. Maybe i can try trading again. I’ll just use the hole method so they don't attack me.

Day 7

I'm staring to get the hang on the nether now. It’s different from playing behind a screen but it is a lot more fun this way! Well, fun when I'm not being attacked by mobs and almost falling into lava and starving. But I am having fun either way! Maybe I should start playing again. And maybe I can play with my blossoms as well. Assuming they arent traumatized by being attacked.

Aside from that rant, I did manage to trade with the hoglins. I have more iron ingots and bars, a fire resistance potion, and I got a few arrows from their treasure areas as well. I take that as a win. I also found my way to a warped forest! Sadly, I'm kinda stuck in a tree at the moment. I accidentally shot an enderman trying to kill another hoglin. So it’s kinda just screeching at me on the floor. Do endermen eventually give up? Or am I gonna have to kill this dude first?

Ok so I killed him. And he gave me his eye. That was nice of him. Anyway, now that I have wood and sticks, i can finally make myself a diamond sword! More weapons! Maybe I could make myself a sheild but I never learned the recipe to that. Can I activate the recipe book in this form?

Ok so I can't, sadly. If this were the old version of minecraft, I wouldn't need to manually place the items in the box. I miss the old minecraft sometimes. But I must say, this new minecraft is quite entertaining.

Day 8

Ok now I'm bored. I feel like I've been all over the nether at this point. I also feel like i've done everything i can in the nether. I've traded with piglins, stole from bastions, ate netherwart, rode a strider, chopped down a warped tree, and killed a bunch of mobs. Is there anything else to do here other than, ya know, LIVE.

Ah whatever. Maybe I'll be stuck here forever. Future generations will know me as the lost player. I’ll become another minecraft creepypasta or legend. I leave this journal for the next player to read and dissect lore and stuffs. Lore is good. Lore is great. Lore is delicious.

I wonder if the others have held a funeral for me. That would be so funny actually. They hold this big extravagant funeral for me and I just suddenly appear again. They might actually kill me thinking I'm an imposter or maybe a ghost.

Either way. The nether is my home now. I guess I'll have to figure my future out here.

Day 9

The piglins have been agitated lately. I can't understand their language, but I know that theyre very upset about something. I wonder what it is. Maybe they're mad because I keep stealing their things and they don't know who’s taking their stuff. If that is the case, i am very sorry to them. But I need to live. I’d prefer not to die in the minecraft equivilent of hell. Maybe this is a sign. I'm being prepared to face the real underworld because that’s where I'll be going.

Either way, i'm not going to die here. I still have a lot to do with my life. Like take care of my garden, care for my blossoms, finish writing my story, and other things. If I listed them all here I think that would fill the rest of this book. And I can't do that cause then there will be no room for lore. Not only that, I might lose my mind if I don't write something. And we can't let the last bits of my sanity leave me now.

Day 10

Ok so this day has been absolutely CRAZY! Let me explain.

The day started like any other. I was hunting for Hoglins when I was suddenly attacked by a swarm of Piglins! I tried to fight my way out but there were too many of them. I had to take to the trees again. But the freaking Piglins weren’t following the game mechanics! They were like-not like the game! They were climbing on top of each other and trying to get to me. I panicked and started firing arrows at them. I wasted all ym arrows doing that. All I had left was my almost broken sword and a fishing rod.

Thankfully! I remembered how the CG used their fishing rods during our battle royale. So I pulled out the rod and started flinging the piglins off the nearby cliff. But then I accidentally brough a piglin onto the tree with me! It attacked me, knocking me off the tree and into the lava.

Obviously I'm not dead. And that’s cause I took the fire resistance potion! It still hurt falling into the lava, but i'm sure burning alive would hurt a lot more.. Besides that, being on fire with no harm was weird. Anyway, I swam my way out of the lava and sat on the bank. It’s hard moving in lava! It’s like I was in molasses. Well, once I caught my breath, I tried to make my way to my base. But then I was attacked by the piglins again! And I had nowhere to escape this time. I couldn't just hop back into the lava. And I didn't exactly have the resources to fend them all off.

I was quite literally saying my goodbyes in my head when the piglins suddenly started paying attention to something behind them. All of a sudden, the color gang bursted through the army of piglins! It was amazing!!! They were like, kicking ass! I can't beleive we faught them head on.The hollowhead kid came up to me and explained the situation.

Apparently, my blossoms were freaking out about me not making it through the portal. So they emailed themselves to Alan’s PC to ask the Color group for help. That’s good. At least they didn't abandon me.

Anyway, the Color group helped me get to their PC. I turned back into my stick form and was immediately attacked by my blossoms. They promised to never go back into minecraft ever again. Fair enough. But I know that Razz and Aster are the two who won't hold onto that promise.

Well, I'm finally home. After 10 days and 9 nights in Minecraft hell, I’m finally back home. I may not be playing minecraft for a while. But it knows that I'll be back in a few months.

[pokemon-teacology]

It's cookie time yall

Acacia made some wildflower honey yesterday morning from the wildflowers that grow outside the Combee cafe, so we're set on that we put it in a nice jar and tied a ribbon around it.

Now I have to try and make passable enough cookies that they don't just look lame next to the honey. Maybe if I like,,, put white chocolate into them instead of milk chocolate they'll seem more good. We have some berries too that I could try and use??? Does pecha go well with white chocolate?

Oh, actually, we have some frozen Razz berries that I went picking for with my friend the other day. That might go well with it :>

Considering it's mandatory to take cooking classes in uni, I'm not very good at it :/ though to be fair they go over basic food prep so we don't Starve to death rather than actual baking.

It's okay I'll find a recipe and I'll be done by 1pm if everything goes well :)

[waywardstation]

As an apology for the weekend silence, I give you all a WIP from my fic!

I’m filling this fic with little prompts and hypotheticals you all have been sending me where I find places that work for them; this WIP shows one prompt I got asking to show Akari’s attempts at cooking/baking something, so that will appear in the fic

I wonder if anyone can guess what Akari is making? I’ve tweaked the process a tiny bit and might swap out the apricorns based off some recipes i’ve read through for research

WIP below! (And wording is apt to change, especially with this whole segment, writing food is hard!!!)

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Let’s see…the recipe usually called for cake lure base, hearty grains, and razz berries, but Akari found she enjoyed adding oran berries as well. And thankfully, she had all of these ingredients herself, so she wouldn’t have to borrow from anyone.

Grabbing up handfuls of each ingredient (along with caster ferns, and several of the largest hollowed-out apricorn shells she had), she closed the lid of the supply box and dropped the items on the flooring inside the tent, the only surface not completely covered by snow, as she went about uncovering the crafting box.

Going about cutting the berries and preparing the ingredients to mix with the cake lure base just as the recipe said, Akari grabbed one of the apricorn shells and filled it with the resulting batter, before setting it aside to repeat the process with another shell. The process was repeated until she had filled about eight of them.

Akari returned to the tiny white hill in the center of camp, kicking the snow away to find the campfire buried underneath. She replaced the damp wood with dry logs she had stored in the supply box, and shook the snow off of the cooking container that sat over the fire.

“Hopefully, these turn out ok,” Akari muttered to herself, having no one else to converse with, as she popped open the lid of the container and placed the batter-filled shells inside. She could prepare food well enough, but had always been better when doing it from inside her unit than out in the wild.

Starting the fire (though it was much harder doing so with tools instead of with Ember), Akari placed the sealed container over the warm flames, and went to clean the crafting box’s tools.

Nothing to do now but wait for the batter to bake.

[safyresky]

Bestie it's me, with a late hour BULLSHIT thought. I really just be coming in here asking ANYTHING huh.

But I was thinking, does Jack in your universe have the icey eyebrows? Because I feel like if he did then Jacqueline should've mentioned it AT LEAST ONCE already (idk if she has or not but as far as I can tell she hasn't). She should've intensely razzed him about it by now so I have to ask if they exist in your universe lol. The most important lore I care about 😡

And on a similar note, if this was a world where that happens, would Blaise's eyebrows be on fire??? The mental image of nothing else changing except Blaise's eyebrows are SMOLDERING has got me in some type mood and idk what it is lol.

Thank you for putting up with the STUPIDEST questions lol

Bestie, the stupidest, silliest questions are the BESTEST questions!

It's funny, I am very particular about my own eyebrows, but not ONCE do I consider this with characters 🤔🤔

Jack in my universe looks exactly the same as in the movie but just. Y'know. Toastier, lol. So then yes? I think he does have the icy lil eyebrows too! Jacqueline has NOT mentioned it at ALL lmao, the man's so roastable that the eyebrows are a low blow, and I feel like some days after freeze drying, her eyebrows get all snowy too, and she just shrugs like, eh, whatever, we snowy today I guess! That was a run on sentence and a HALF. ANYWAY!

Because she does it sometimes too, she can't really roast Jack about it bc then he'll DEFF roast her back, since she does it too. And it'll be WORSE bc he has a lot more recipes for roasts than she does 🤣🤣

Fiery eyebrow Blaise gave me THOUGHTS. He would not light them up on a day-to-day basis, he's gucci with just the top of his head being a lil campfire wherever he goes. He WOULD light them up to A) amuse all four kids when they were little (it still sometimes works on Jacqueline), and B) to really lay it on thick whenever Winter is being saucy (or him to her!)

Blaise pulling up like "here comes the smoulder" and lighting up the eyebrows, and Winter just chokes on the snorts of laughter has me like 🤣🤣🤣

(and it still leads to a fun little romp in bed later ;)

[pkmnnursecass]

Razz Berry and chocolate chip muffins.....AUUUUGH I tried making some myself but they're just not the same 💔💔💔 maybe I should see if I can buy the recipe from the store's owners lol

[worldwise-randomide]

(@zoruascanbetrainerstoo) Hihi! What's a poffin? -Illanero

Hello! A poffin’s a baked treat made for pokémon to eat. Pain to make the batter for, it gets so thick and if you don’t stir it burns in seconds. Most recipes are already perfectly suitable for human consumption though!… That bit isn’t relevant to you it seems! A zorua with a blog. I’d never think my place boring but you gotto be from somewhere special.

I should make more poffins. When Gorge is asleep. The only berry he doesn’t like is razz and Brian is allergic.

[project1939]

Day 57: “Will you just shut up and go to sleep?” 

50s slang of the day: “Mom, if my football jersey looks like this, the kids will razz me!” (Mom, if my football jersey looks like this, the kids will tease me!) 

Best/worst quote of the day: “I’ll be ready in two minutes!” “Ha! Ha! Just like a woman! She’s going to leave those dishes until after she gets home from the party, isn’t she...” 

Song of the day: “September in the Rain,” by Jo Stafford. This is a cheeky pick, because in the world of this project, September started today. There are things I like about this song, Jo Stafford’s voice and the catchy melody being the most prominent. There are also several things I don’t love, and the muzak-sounding flute is number one on the list. The general feel can also fall into that slick easy-listening kind of pop that I mostly loathe. More positively, I remember a bizarre cover the Beatles did of it from their Decca audition tape! I think that’s where I know the song from.

Highlights: 

Father Knows Best was back after its summer break. 

Betty Furness was at her crush-worthy best selling stuff today on Westinghouse Studio One. 

I tried a “Highland Scones” recipe from that 1952 Carnation cookbook, because I thought it sounded like something my stomach could handle. They are quite tasty! I’ve had pretty good luck with that cookbook so far. 

Lowlights: 

Flu. Flu. Flu. I’m sick of being sick. I’ve still been overwhelmingly tired and weak all day. I’m going to bed early, which I hope will help. 

[jessefandomunited]

How is your Spencer crush going? You should bake him some cookies to curry his favor. Or you could please bake cookies to put in my belly perhaps. Anyways, you’re awfully cute and seem rather sweet so I’m rooting for you.

Omg you’re so sweet thankyoy, there is a slight more mundane update but no big movement yet. Unfortunately he is vegan so I would need to find a good vegan cookie recipe but also I don’t want to come off too strong and overwhelm him. We’re just remaining friends at the moment so I’ve been pulling back a lot but I will for sure bake you some 😘

But update so he holds this movie club when a bunch of his friends get together and watch a movie together once a month and I went to the least one and then this one came up, my first time seeing him in almost a month. Oddly enough while I was there I was fine and chill and oddly comfortable, but after I analyzed EVERYTHING! So first off when I came in he was like “Amy! You came!” Like he was so happy to see me . Then he told me he liked my hair, which I’ve been grown out and it’s kind of a mess so I appreciated him saying he liked it. I sat with a couple of his friends who were really chill and we joked around a lot if was fun. But while we were waiting for the movie to start he put on this pretentious movie thing ( his words not mine) where a guy painted on film then put it together into a silent film. And me and the guys were razzing him about it and he left to do something. There was this one with water that was more relaxing than the others and when he came back he was explaining why he enjoyed the movie which was because it played with your idea of what a movie is. So that was an interesting way to look at it. And I added “ that’s fair I mean I liked the water one” and in that same excited voice he was like “ that’s my favorite too!!”

I should have stayed after but I thought everyone had left and I did have work the next day , but he is moving the club closer to me , I’m not saying it’s because of me, but if I say it with conviction it’s true right? SO HE DID ALL THIS BECAUSE OF ME ! He’s crazy about me and he wants me to stay longer so he moved it closer so it was more convent for me lol.

Anyway that’s all the updates I’ve not been talking to him too consistently but it’s like I reached out a lot and if he isn’t going to that’s not a relationship I want. Maybe that’ll change if we do get into a relationship but for now I do not want someone who dosent want me, and I deserve someone who will match energies with me in terms of communication . I’m not mad at him at all I just think currently his mind is split into many different places and I don’t think he has time to dedicate to a relationship which is fine, not like I was hurting for one anyway. In fine with friendship having him in my life in any capacity is wonderful

Shit I just read how much I wrote I could ramble on more but I’m gonna stop here for now lol Thankyou for asking I forgot I havnt updated in a while

[rebelmeg]

Rebelmeg's Christmas Fandom Content

Spreading some holiday fluff and feels, and tooting my own horn while I'm at it!

Wrapping Paper & Christmas Lights - Christmas shenanigans with Iron Dad and his Science Sons! Harley isn't allowed to wrap presents anymore, and Peter is never allowed on the roof again.

Bucky's Christmas Pie - Bucky has a whole pie, all to himself. And he is NOT going to share.

Best Hot Chocolate Ever - Tony and Bucky have very different ideas on what makes the best hot chocolate ever.

Wrapping Paper & Christmas Lights: Take Two - Previously on an Iron Dad and Science Sons Christmas: “…Is this the wrong time to tell you that I might have suggested that Dum-E wrap up U for Christmas?” And now, the conclusion…

O Christmas Tree - In which Bucky does not have a discerning eye, but Tony does and his eyes are definitely bigger than his ceilings.

We're Never Inviting Deadpool Again - Inviting Deadpool over for Christmas may have been a bad idea…

Gingerbread and Snowballs - Is Tony the only one taking the gingerbread house construction seriously?

The Hazards of Twinkle Lights - Bucky didn't just see the Iron Man suit fall off the roof followed by a string of Christmas lights… did he?

Christmas Cookies - Bucky googled recipes, and Steve's brain might short out at the sheer amount of sugar.

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Steve is a big, blond mother hen, and Tony obviously needs every bit of coddling he gets.

Hot Chocolate and Chill - What better way to chase away the December blues than to razz Captain America?

Christmas Cookies - Bucky googled recipes, and Steve's brain might short out at the sheer amount of sugar.

It’s the Most Wonderful Time of the Year - Steve is a big, blond mother hen, and Tony obviously needs every bit of coddling he gets.

Hot Chocolate and Chill - What better way to chase away the December blues than to razz Captain America?

The Very Best Holiday Season - Tony and Peter celebrate both Hanukkah and Christmas together with their family and friends.

Resisting a Roast - Turns out, a buttered turkey can be a pretty slippery little sucker.

The Ugliest Christmas Sweater - Matt Murdock happens upon Tony Stark at a holiday party, and impresses with his truly appalling Christmas sweater.

Pie Love You - May tries to make a Christmas pie. May should not bake. Peter is not going to let his favorite person feel bad about it, though.

Gift Wrap Mayhem - Steve observes the various ways a few of his teammates tackle present wrapping.

Uncle Happy's Super-Secret Fudge Recipe - Morgan is let in on a very important secret. Pepper is appalled.

The Ugliest Christmas Sweater - Matt Murdock happens upon Tony Stark at a holiday party, and impresses with his truly appalling Christmas sweater.

Pie Love You - May tries to make a Christmas pie. May should not bake. Peter is not going to let his favorite person feel bad about it, though.

Gift Wrap Mayhem - Steve observes the various ways a few of his teammates tackle present wrapping.

Uncle Happy's Super-Secret Fudge Recipe - Morgan is let in on a very important secret. Pepper is appalled.

Forgiveness Found 'Round the Christmas Tree - In a moment of weakness (or perhaps insanity) Bucky agreed to stay at the Stark's lake house over the holidays. As he is planning to possibly jump out a window and escape, someone convinces him to stay.

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Pepper promised she'd be home for Christmas. Tony asks a certain jolly person to help her get there in time.

Misfit Toys - There is a shelf in the toy shop full of misfit toys that just… don't fit. Broken, or scary, or not good enough. And they wait and watch, hoping that someday they will have a child to go home with. *** With art by Araydre! ***

The Marvelous Christmas Toy - Tony and Pepper have a son, Alex, and he has a very special present from his daddy on Christmas morning.

Forgiveness Found 'Round the Christmas Tree - In a moment of weakness (or perhaps insanity) Bucky agreed to stay at the Stark's lake house over the holidays. As he is planning to possibly jump out a window and escape, someone convinces him to stay.

I'll Be Home For Christmas - Pepper promised she'd be home for Christmas. Tony asks a certain jolly person to help her get there in time.

Misfit Toys - There is a shelf in the toy shop full of misfit toys that just… don't fit. Broken, or scary, or not good enough. And they wait and watch, hoping that someday they will have a child to go home with. *** With art by Araydre! ***

The Marvelous Christmas Toy - Tony and Pepper have a son, Alex, and he has a very special present from his daddy on Christmas morning.

Pepperony's Twelve Day of Christmas moodboard book

And a bonus New Year's fic!

A New Year Dawning - Pepper can't sleep in the wee hours of the morning.