#reality otp

[malinaa]

if i think about the hunger games in peeta's perspective i WILL start sobbing

[porcelain-gal]

RANDOM KISS PROMPTS divider credits ♡

hesitant, inching closer, soft and unsure, realization, want, closer, must get closer.

rough, angry, fight for control, hidden feelings come to light, burning fire, bruised lips, denial.

empty, fake, loss of feelings, void, nothingness, "why are we still trying", clinging.

warm, soft and sweet, a little clumsy, soft giggles, melting, sugary, love.

secret, wanton, betrayal, fear of being caught, quick, breaking loyalty, hurry up.

cold, goodbye / parting, salty tears, painful ache, firm and sentimental, regret.

hot, sloppy and wet, messy, roaming hands, desperate, passionate, dizzying, needy, lust.

goofy, playful, teeth-clashing, fits of laughter, unserious, messy, dazed smiles.

shy, hesitant, "are you sure?", reassurance, nibble, giggles, rookie, blossoming.

return, fall into, desperate, tight hug, squeeze, flowing tears, "i missed you", never let go.

anti-shifter, proship/profic, ageplay, pro ana, bigot/incel, and any variation dni

[curapicas]

I'm positive that Kabru, besides his self-appointed quest, felt personally interested because "he's weird" is the kind of comment he'd feel a certain kinship with

[anghraine]

I had a longer, grumpier post about this that I've been drafting (it's past midnight but I'm delaying lying down for COVID+asthma reasons), but I actually do also find the raw quotes about Elizabeth at Pemberley pretty funny. Her impressions of the expensive interior are like:

It was a large, well-proportioned room, handsomely fitted up. Elizabeth, after slightly surveying it, went to a window to enjoy its prospect.

The rooms were lofty and handsome, and their furniture suitable to the fortune of their proprietor; but Elizabeth saw, with admiration of his taste, that it was neither gaudy nor uselessly fine,—with less of splendour, and more real elegance, than the furniture of Rosings.

Mrs Reynolds could interest her on no other point [than Darcy]. She related the subjects of the pictures, the dimensions of the rooms, and the price of the furniture in vain.

they were shown into a very pretty sitting-room, lately fitted up with greater elegance and lightness than the apartments below; and were informed that it was but just done to give pleasure to Miss Darcy, who had taken a liking to the room, when last at Pemberley. “He is certainly a good brother,” said Elizabeth, as she walked towards one of the windows.

Meanwhile, Elizabeth's impression of the land:

The park was very large, and contained great variety of ground. They entered it in one of its lowest points, and drove for some time through a beautiful wood stretching over a wide extent. [...Pemberley was] backed by a ridge of high woody hills; and in front a stream of some natural importance was swelled into greater, but without any artificial appearance. Its banks were neither formal nor falsely adorned. Elizabeth was delighted. She had never seen a place for which nature had done more, or where natural beauty had been so little counteracted by an awkward taste.

The hill, crowned with wood, from which they had descended, receiving increased abruptness from the distance, was a beautiful object. Every disposition of the ground was good; and she looked on the whole scene, the river, the trees scattered on its banks, and the winding of the valley, as far as she could trace it, with delight. As they passed into other rooms, these objects were taking different positions; but from every window there were beauties to be seen.

They entered the woods, and, bidding adieu to the river for a while, ascended some of the higher grounds; whence, in spots where the opening of the trees gave the eye power to wander, were many charming views of the valley, the opposite hills, with the long range of woods overspreading many, and occasionally part of the stream. Mr Gardiner expressed a wish of going round the whole park, but feared it might be beyond a walk. With a triumphant smile, they were told, that it was ten miles round. It settled the matter; and they pursued the accustomed circuit; which brought them again, after some time, in a descent among hanging woods, to the edge of the water, and one of its narrowest parts. They crossed it by a simple bridge, in character with the general air of the scene: it was a spot less adorned than any they had yet visited; and the valley, here contracted into a glen, allowed room only for the stream, and a narrow walk amidst the rough coppice-wood which bordered it. Elizabeth longed to explore its windings; but when they had crossed the bridge, and perceived their distance from the house, Mrs Gardiner, who was not a great walker, could go no farther, and thought only of returning to the carriage as quickly as possible. Her niece was, therefore, obliged to submit

On reaching the house, they were shown through the hall into the saloon, whose northern aspect rendered it delightful for summer. Its windows, opening to the ground, admitted a most refreshing view of the high woody hills behind the house, and of the beautiful oaks and Spanish chestnuts which were scattered over the intermediate lawn.

[punkeropercyjackson]

🤟🏿🤟🏾🎸I'mma night owl,so i hate the a.m,but i hate the p.m,hate my haters cause they ain't conceding i'm the best around and they'll never be it🖕🏿🖕🏾☀️

[dylanconrique]

remember when titus said he imagined jackson finding out about tim and lucy dating after waking up in the morning to find tim standing shirtless in their kitchen making coffee?? why couldn't we have had that????

[olgipolgi]

my wedding c0mm is done... what if I cried and sobbed akdhksak AAAA I LOVE IT SO MUCH!!! 😭🤍💙🤍💙

[summerblueringo]

Favorite Seb ships? :p

Hey! Sooo I have 3 Seb ships :)

1. Oh sweet anon, there is only one correct answer and it’s Simi.

Everyday I think about their favouritism towards each other, of Kimi stomping all over his “distant and aloof” reputation and going out of his way to welcome Seb when others didn’t and keeping an eye out for him. I still do not understand how that is a real life fact and not episode 1 of a shojo anime.

Sometimes I lose my mind over them realising each other’s dreams (Kimi wanted to be the youngest F1 champion and Seb achieved it, Seb wanted a WDC with Ferrari and Kimi achieved it) or the way everyone made little comments about them sticking together all the time. Everyday I fight a losing battle trying to be normal about them (yesterday I found out Seb started thinking of retirement in 2018. The same year he lost Kimi as a teammate. Then he retired the year after Kimi left. They literally write themselves.)

2. Seb x trophies. The way he kisses them is just 😳

3. Seb x car. He’s a carfucker and we all know it, I’m not blind ok 🚗 💦

[klanced]

katie your lawyer au tags have me on my knees I never thought guys in suits doing stuff would seem interesting but wow…wow. your mind

Thank u Anon this AU is incredibly indulgent for me.......... ok time 4 more world-building.

I think @heynhay's original idea of Keith & Lance working together at the same firm is best. For both plot reasons but also for my own morale LOL

So everyone works at a fairly large private firm that splits its practice and has some of its associates doing profit-driven law (i.e. corporate or finance) which subsidizes the public interest/service work that the other associates do.

The firm is like "Altea & Daibazaal LLP" or something. Yes I am implying that the firm was started by Alfor and Zarkon. Yes I am implying that Allura and Lotor are nepo babies.

I know I originally said that Keith and Lance were law school rivals but I've changed my mind... (RIP to the law school rivalry dynamics

Instead I'm making it so that Keith and Lance are the same age but Lance has been practicing longer because he went straight into law school after college. Whereas Keith started working after college and got like a Master's degree in Social Work or something before deciding on law school at 26. (I just think Keith is the kind of person who goes to law school later in life.)

Okay onto the specific Klance dynamics... Keith and Lance are both pushing 30 and are also literally lawyers so they are professional and serious about their work... But there is wiggle room for them to still be rivals :p

Lance and Keith are both junior associates at the firm. Lance has seniority because he's been at the firm longer but he's still a year or so away from formally becoming a senior associate.

Lance really, REALLY wants to make partner and he sees Keith as his biggest threat/rival because Keith is Shiro's little brother, and Shiro recently made partner at the firm, so Lance thinks Keith might be a nepo hire. Also some of the senior associates recently left the firm so now Lance is stuck showing Keith the ropes and he's lowkey super bitter about it.

Basically TLDR Lance starts off Not Liking Keith at all for various real or imagined reasons and begins a work rivalry with him. Keith doesn't actually GAF about making partner because he's only planning on working at the firm for a few years to help pay off his student loans, but Lance doesn't know that. However, Keith is a naturally very competitive person, and he also likes having Lance's attention, so Keith immediately goes all in on the rivalry.

Lance, internally: "This Fucking Guy."

Keith, internally: "I am so good at flirting."

The first few months are rough between them. However both are also incredibly productive in their work.

The romcom part of the AU kicks in once the two of them have to start working together on a huge high stakes civil case and they're both like wow.... *twirls hair* he's so competent.............. <3

Anyway misc. things:

TBH I have no idea what kind of law Keith and Lance might private practice... I'm also really torn on what Shiro, Allura, and Hunk would practice hdjsksdhedf

Pidge is hired on a fellowship for either environmental law or data security/privacy law.

Coran does employment law.

Keith went into law school planning on going into public interest/not-for-profit legal aid and swore he would never, ever do corporate law but then he saw his student loans and was like. Hm. Okay maybe some Biglaw is okay. And that's how he ended up at the firm.

Keith:

[teddys-shion]

[hamliet]

What do you think about the claim that any relationship Jaune could have with Weiss or anyone else her age is creepy now because of his age? A lot of people are trying to say that it doesn't matter that Jaune has his young body back, he's still a 40 year old in a 20 year old's body. I think that's giving those 20 years of his that he spent on his own and stuck in a cycle too much importance and that it takes his aging process too literally to begin with when it was more of a tool to explore a theme - but I dunno, maybe I'm biased because I DO ship him with Weiss.

I'm not surprised people would say this, but I honestly think people who say that are majorly misreading everything and this is without having anything to do with ships.

The point of Jaune aging is precisely that he did not develop the entire time. All those years, he stayed the same mentally. He went to extreme lengths to make sure everything and everyone around him stayed the same as well.

I think I said it in the anima/animus meta, but regardless of shipping, the point is that Jaune is not a 40 year old in a teen's body now, but that he was, in the Ever After, a teen in a 40 year old's body.

Jaune being young again was him being fixed. Jaune got to return to his true self in a parallel to Ruby--and that means being a teenager.

[aconstantache]

You're precious to me, Henry

[catelyngrant]

what falls away is always (the doctor & sarah jane smith, post-the giggle)

“I turned 72 this year, did you know that?” or, the Doctor and Sarah Jane, fifty years later. Here on AO3; references The Skies of Always, a short story ft. Four and Sarah written by Nick Setchfield and read here by Elisabeth Sladen.

December 15, 1973—fifty years ago today—the Doctor, and the world, met Sarah Jane Smith. Lucky, lucky us.

[camelliagwerm]

In another world, there's a Valerius and Camellia who see you across the roadside tavern and decide they like your vibe.

(Run.)

(They're going to kill you.)

[sqewed0722]

What if the story ended here?

What if the story had to end with Xingzhi offering himself to ultimately destroy the abyss and guarantee the safety and well-being of all the realms?

What if Shen Li truly lost Xingzhi in the end?

I would have been shellshocked at first, then I would have gone berserk.

Then I would be left totally devastated and would forever mourn this couple and their love.

Good thing it didn’t end that way. I don’t know if my heart can take another Till The End Of The Moon.

[dylanlila]

ELENA AND ENZO LOOK ALIKE <3333 LILAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I SEE YOU