#relationships are confusing

[garagepaperback]

ripe

3k words, explicit tags: breeding, kink discovery, an orange tree used as manipulation

The whole week, every hour had been forfeit, swollen and mocking, bloated with exactly what he most wants. Draco drew the want taut and strummed it. “I just,” Harry's tongue lags, spit or syrup too much in his mouth. “It’s weird. It’s not normal.” “There’s hardly anything more boring, actually.”

part of a challenge with @yiiiiiiiikes25 who wrote helices and @eleadore who wrote into an animal being

read it on ao3

[mint-is-here]

lego characters have made me question my sexuality more times than i wish it was possible

[slimeciclecuethusitixst]

usually i dont post about myself instead of my glorbos but i gotta get this down and this is partially about someone in most of my social circles so i dont wanna post in any of my discord servers. but i gotta put this somewhere cause im going to literally hop or something idk

for context, im friends with these girls irl (for my purposes; Girl A & Girl B), i met Girl A first and she introduced me to Girl B later on cause they were friends before hand and we had a bunch of classes together. Also Girl A and Gir B are also friends with another girl (GIrl C)

so me, girl a, and girl b have been friends for months, we're chilling, we're goofing off instead of doing work, we're having a great time. and then Girl C sends me a text, asking if i would ever consider dating my friend because she 'had a dream me and Girl B were dating'. Girl C also says she keeps asking Girl B to ask me out but she said i would refuse (which at the time of her sending this, fair.) she ended the message with 'Dont tell Girl B i told you this. i never answered because HOW DO I ANSWER THAT??? and i havent properly spoken to Girl C since but i also havent told Girl B about it.

later on Girl B texts me saying that Girl A has had a huge crush on me and that she doesnt want a response because Girl A dislikes rejection (same bro, same) so i dont respond because as i said, me too bro btu also i hate confrontation and im bad at commitment.

onto more recently, i have started to realize i have crushes on both of them (thats a lie; ive known for awhile ive just kind of been in denial cause i like the status quo) and its been eating at me because i like both of them and ive been told that they both like me and like how am i supposed to choose??? how do i even bring this up???? hhhhhh so ive been trying to figure out what to do, idk if ive like missed my shot with Girl A or if Girl B even liked me (cause idk Girl C very well, and her message was based on a dream,,,, what if shes just making things up idk) hhhhhjhh why do interpersonally relationships have to be so complex im going to sumerge myself in soil and go back to being grass like nature intended or something

[hesitationamalgamate]

i wonder what my life would be like if you lived in state

[mcristhebest17]

Being aromantic and trying to describe the way I feel about relationships is, well, interesting to say the least. It's difficult. I like relationships, not for the feelings, not for the love, not for the affection, and not even the commitment. While those can be aspects that are nice to have and hold, they don't come naturally for me. I don't fully know how to describe what attaches me to a relationship because I don't feel the attraction other people do. Relationships are normally described as full of affection and talking, and having a certain infatuation with someone. But those are things I struggle with. Maybe it's the theoretical string that attaches me to another person in that sense, rather than the "romantic" qualities

[inthemeadows]

Hmmm ppl are responding to op’s statement as if it’s obvious and the norm but.. I’ve only ever seen talking to multiple prospective partners at once framed in a negative light and as akin to cheating. But i guess “wrong” ≠ not “obvious and the norm”

[nouverx]

*proceeds to drink the whole bottle*

Yeah Alastor you're gonna be loved and appreciated wether you want it or not :)

[beskarfrog]

I think I'd need to retake the flash-training module on humanoid biology.

[farshootergotme]

Occasionally I picture Nightwing calling Red Hood "little wing" in front of others and people looking between this huge, 6'0 feet tall man with growing white hair, and then Nightwing, a shorter man who has flawless skin, probably around his 20's, and a fit but not too buff build and they just- don't know what's happening. Is it some kind of inside joke they aren't aware of? Why is Nightwing acting as if he's years older than Red-fucking jacked-Hood?

Nightwing: Little wing, you actually were decent in that fight! I'm impressed.

Hero, who was helping during this fight as well, listening in to the conversation: little...?

Red Hood: Wow, feeling very appreciated right now. Got any other backhanded compliments in there?

Hero: Wait, excuse me-

Nightwing: As a matter of fact-

Red Hood: Nope! I'm outta here. Screw you!

Nightwing: You know you love me!

Red Hood: In your dreams, dickhead!

Nightwing: Hey! We don't use that-

Red Hood: Not listening!

Nightwing: Jeez, kids these days...

Red Hood: I'm an adult and fuck you too!

Nightwing: What? Thought you weren't-

Red Hood: See you never, I'm out.

Hero: ...

Hero: what the actual fuck?

[justyourcasualidiot]

Y’all know those fics where nightwing joins the justice league without anyone knowing about his connection to batman and stuff?

Well I need one where he joins the league and him and batman are able to act professional enough that no one even consider them knowing each other more than just as colleagues. They don’t seem particularly close, they work well together, which is to be expected considering how similar they are.

Literally everything is fine, no one has any doubts, it doesn’t cross anyone’s mind.

Then they walk in on them arguing.

At first it sounds like a classic argument that always happens when working on a team with someone. You’re bound to disagree on something at some point.

But then it starts to sound like the kind of argument that’s clearly a repeated thing. Whatever nightwing and batman are fighting about, they’ve faught about it before.

It starts sounding weirdly personnal. Too personnal for two coworkers who just started working together maybe a few months before.

It’s enough for the other members to start wondering if maybe the two might have known each other for longer than expected and have simply never mentionned it.

Then they hear it.

"Stop acting like you’re my father. I stopped being your responsibility a long time ago"

[tokenducks]

Charles “We’ve got literally forever to figure out what the rest means” Rowland

[cthulhum]

does anyone realize how crazy it is to have the actor of a mostly headcanoned queer ship say the fans were never crazy and they were right all along after 10+ years of everyone just absolutely going nuts over the said queerbaited ship

[nadiasna7]

Immediately after 1-5: Rise from the Ashes

And then canon still happened

[arabella-s-arts]

Scenes/Things in Supernatural that genuinely don't make sense to me if Dean was straight:

The confession booth scene.

Sam just rolling with the fact that Dean's siren is a guy while still thinking sirens infect people through sex.

Dean being flustered by several men: Gunner Lawless, Aaron, Doctor Sexy, etc.

All the parallels between Destiel and other couples. (A big one being "last night on Earth" bc how do you do that accidentally.)

Having all the gay jokes be on Dean instead of Sam.

Paralleling Sam meeting his childhood celebrity crush with Dean meeting Gunner Lawless.

The boner Dean got when Cas cleaned up.

Dean gulping after Cas does an impression from a Western movie.

Charlie, a lesbian, calling Castiel "dreamy."

The way Mary looks at Dean and Cas when they hug.

Dean wondering why everyone assumes he's gay, while Sam not caring.

The logic that Charlie can't flirt with guys because she's only attracted to women, but then having Dean flirt with the guy for her.

Dean seeming disappointed when learning that Aaron's flirting was fake.

The amount of time Dean and Cas spend staring at each other.

Dean canonically having an orgy with Crowley.

A woman saying that she knows when someone's pining for someone else to Dean, just for us to learn that Dean was never in love with Amara.

The set design and script choices that lead to a cross in the background while Dean said "I do." to Cas after he came back to life.

That time when Dean wanted to say something and Cas was like, "It's okay, I heard your prayer." But Dean still looked like he wanted to say something important.

Amara: [about Dean] "I can see inside your heart. Feel the love you feel. Except, it’s cloaked in shame.”

If you want to have a more expansive list, @destiel-is-real-idgaf added to this one quite nicely.

[mr-payjay]

More drawinfs <3 the usual art dump

[judas-not-that-one]

being aromantic is so confusing because i literally have no idea how i feel ever, actually