#reqeuests

[hellsitegenetics]

can you do jerma's meat grinder monologue?

Okay, if I... if I chop you up in a meat grinder, and the only thing that comes out, that's left of you, is your eyeball, you'r- you're PROBABLY DEAD! You're probably going to - not you, I'm just sayin', like, if you- if somebody were to, like, push you into a meat grinder, and, like, your- one of your finger bones is still intact, they're not gonna pick it up and go, "Well see, yeah it wasn't deadly, it wasn't an instant kill move! You still got, like, this part of your finger left!" NO I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. I'M NOT GONNA PUT YOU INTO A MEAT GRINDER. NO. I'm making a reference to the fact that, like, if I, like, if I were to get fucking KILLED... I don't know, YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN'. If- if- okay, if you were to- okay we're gonna take humans out of this, if alien Globgobglobgo 1 fuckin' shoots a disintegrating ray at alien Globglo 2, if there's only fucking TEETH LEFT, it's- it's fucking you're dead, you're dead.

"If I were to put you in a meat grinder," goddamnit, it's so fucked up! You understand what I'm sayin' though, I'm not actually saying that I'm going to put somebody in a meat grinder, goddamnit. Whatever.

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[qiekzart]

day 27 drawing len until my preorder arrives

i did try to draw better but i am sleepy so heres an eepy little guy

requests still temporarily closed :( sorry

[hesonoo]

yeri rv gifs, pls? thanks!

HAIII SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG 💔💔 I POSTED THEM :33 yeri

[h0neybane]

i was totally logging in just to see if u uploaded ur comm info i cant lie 😭 i would also love to comm u

sjhdua9ijdopsahiOPJDSHUAIO THANK YOU!! i still dont have any way to accept money as payment but i am slightly cosnidering taking nitro commissions,,,,!!

[spiceofvy]

heey i love everything you write and ive been trying to come up with the courage to request this scenario:

scenario/reaction to their s/o fem9th member!reader playing the pepero game with other member or maybe be challenged to play w/ a guy from another group?

i just love the idea of them being jealous on camera and not being able to act cool at all

SKZ - Jealous SKZ on a show

a/n: thank you so much for reqeuesting!!! please don't be nervous about sending me asks, i swear i'm nice :,) i was also really wanting to write some 9th member!reader for some time, so i was really excited to write this!

cws: fem!9th member!reader, reader is the maknae, fluff, some jaelousy, non toxic jealousy, reader having to do the pepero challenge with a stranger, mentions of sexism (Jeongin)

Chan: So we all know that livestream where he was super mad at staff right? That is him at this moment. He is so angry. He is such a protective leader and this is the straw that breaks the camel's back. It started when your stylist put you into a way to short dress. Which hem you've been pulling down the whole time. And this game is the end of his patience. He won't intervene during the show, but afterwards he will do everything he can to make sure that all of SKZ never has to do something like this again. He feels terrible that it even got so far, and apologizes profusely to you later.

Minho: No. This is not happening. He won't let this happen. After the MC read out the challenge he just starts laughing obnoxiously loud and fake. Making everyone around him give him weird looks. "No but what is the task?" He asks and when the MC repeats it he interrupts them and asks that question again. He does that until everyone is uncomfortable enough to just skip the challenge. He will get a huge lecture from the manager later but he doesn't care. Climbs into your bed at night holding you tightly.

Changbin: He gets so whiny. Making a huge scene. "No! Not our poor innocent y/n!" He is super dramatic and hugs you tightly. He turns all the attention from you and your challenge to himself until everyone forgot about it. Afterward, he gets cuddly, clinging to you the whole time, grumbling about the MC and the stupid game. Wants some praise for protecting his baby so well, and keeping her away from weird dudes.

Hyunjin: Side eye. He is judging the MC. He is judging the member of the other group. He is judging the crew. He is judging his manager who let you do this. He coughs loudly when you play the game, making the other guy flinch, breaking the cookie early, preventing him from getting too close to you. Afterward, he is cuddly, touching you through the rest of the show. Scaring anyone off from making you do anything weird for the rest of the show.

Jisung: He also gets whiny. And pouty. And loud. "We can't have our Maknae's Innocence be tainted! Someone protect heeeeeeeer!" He makes such a big scene, including: fake crying, clinging to you, and holding you back from getting to your seat. Does this until the only thing that goes viral is him being a baby instead of you almost kissing some random dude. Will cuddle you afterwards. No matter if in public or not. Maybe if he is really anxious that day this could also lead to him getting a bit insecure. Please hold him that night, he needs it.

Felix: He is not a jealous person. He's fine with you hugging Seungmin, or even falling asleep cuddling Jisung. He loves how close the group is with each other, you are a big family. But he despises how this guy is suddenly getting close to you. Especially with all those cameras on you filming your interaction. Offers to do the challenge instead of you. Everyone thinks he is joking but he is so not. The video low key goes viral, so many edits afterward. But he takes all the scandalous articles, if that is what it means for you to be comfortable.

Seungmin: He is such a bitch. Not to you but the other guy. When you pull away he loudly declares "He must have really bad breath when y/n pulls away this early". He makes everyone on set laugh about that guy. Behind the scenes, he gives him dirty looks. He is more jealous than he would like to let on. He is also very clingy afterward. Unusually clingy actually. This will start some sort of scandal but he doesn't care, for him this was all worth it.

Jeongin: Won't react openly. Just smiles along and buries his fingers in his clothes. Trying to hide his anger. Stares at the game making sure that the other guy won't get too close to you. Won't be very reactive during the rest of the show, just a little bit more touchy with you. He will be so mad after it though, making a huge deal of the fact that "they only made her do it because she is the only girl. That's so sexist." Which is very right actually. He is super protective from now on, letting no stranger get too close to you. Huge cuddle session later in bed, holding you super tight, still bothered about the situation.

[softestqueeen]

congrats!! wanted to send in 2 requests if that’s alright. if anything the first request would be my top choice if you just wanna choose one :) both would preferably be jennifer jareau x reader

would you do prompts 34. "I love hearing your voice first thing in the morning." & 47. "Oh? Does that turn you on?". I know that 34 isn’t technically in the smut list but I thought it could work, maybe reader tends to have a raspier voice in the mornings. JJ saying 34 and reader saying 47

and if it’s not a bother I’d like to see prompt 5. “Please, look at me. Breathe, god please, breathe” with JJ saying the line after reader gets severely injured during a case. A happy little fluffy ending where reader is doped up on meds in the hospital and starts telling JJ that’s she’s really pretty and being an absolute flirt

a/n: so this is the first reqeuest, you can read the second one here! thank you sm for requesting this! ofc you can interpret the prompts however you like, i just tried to give them a little bit of structure. i hope you enjoy this <3 warnings: 18+ MDNI!! smut, fingering, slight dom!reader, voice kink pairing: jennifer "jj" jareau x reader I 896 words special prompts I special masterlist

After you and your firlfriend, Jennifer Jareau, returned from two back-to-back cases, you both needed some time to just sit back and relax.

You returned yesterday in the middle of the night, exhausted and in an definete need of a realxing shower and some good time with your girlfriend.

Showering took up all of oyur energy though, so all the two of you could do that night was fall into bed and sleep.

The next morning started later than usual, your exhausted bodies seeking the warmth and comfort of the sheets and of each other. You could feel JJ shift next to you, the arm that was currently wrapped around you tightening further.

Her blonde hair looked so incredibly soft, a thin gap in the curtains letting the sun shine on it. You reach out your hand to tuck a strand of behind her ear, her eyes opening and a lazy smile appearig on her lips.

"Morning, baby," you mumble, your lips close to her ear, almost touching it. Your voice was still a little rough and definetely being more on the raspier side, this being the first time you've talked in a few hours. At your words, you could hear JJ's breath hitch, her breathing becoming slightly irregular.

Your girlfriend tilts up her head, now being able ot look into your eyes. "I love hearing your voice first thing in the morning." Now her hands wander to wrap around your neck, your head lifting slightly to accomodate her before laying back down on her arms.

You let one of your hands run down the legth of her, moving over her body and resting on her hip. Nudging her ear with your nose, you whisper in to her ear.

"Oh? Does that turn you on?" Your lips stretch into a smirk, her cheeks turning pink. Busted.

Leaning down towards her face, you finally connect your lips, a soft sight leaving JJ's lips at the contact. Deciding that you both were not in the mood for teasing after not having been able to do anything with each other, you don't hesitate to deepen the kiss, letting your tongue slip into her mouth.

Now moving your other hand to her hip as well, you turn the both of you around, your fronts now pressed together with JJ on her back.

You never stop kissing, even when one of you hands slowly wanders down towars JJ's panties. Her breath hitched again, once let two fingers wander over your her still clothed core.

"Let me show you how much I love you," a small groan left her lips at your words, "Let me make you feel good JJ."

"Please," was all she could get out.

She let out a content sigh once you pulled away her panties and made contact with her wetness. You let your fingerds glie through her folds, occasionally flicking over her clit.

After some teasing, you start circling her entrance, slowly pushing inside. You pulled away from kissing her, one of her hands wandering to your sholder, the other one trying to cover the noises she was making.

Once you realised what she was doing, you stopped your movements and pulled out of her. "Don't cover your mouth, I want to hear you. Please."

Your voice held almost as much desperation as the noices she was making once you stopped. Hearing your words the blond immediately removed her hand, placing it on your other shoulder.

Resuming your movements you slipped another finger into her, slowly curling them to hit her g-spot. Her moans were now flowing freely, her face contorting in pleasure with every curl or flick of your thumb against her clit.

"You look so beautiful for me, baby? Do you like that, me talking to you? I can feel you getting closer," you could feel her walls clencing your fingers.

"Mhm, yes, please. Don't stop." JJ's voicce was breathy, with her eyes closed you could look at her without her shying away. Eyebrows drawn together, nose scrunched up and lips parted. In this moment she looked almost etheral, her nipples peeking though her thin sleep shirt, her hands wandering to you neck.

Her eyes opened and she pulled you down to her, immediately deepening the kiss once your lips touch. You add a third finger and your lips lose contact again, her head falling back and her eyes rolling.

"Come for me, JJ. Let go for me." The stimulation of your finger on her clit, the fingers inside of her and your words and voice were all it took to push her over the edge, the coil in her stomach finally snapping.

With a shout of your name JJ came, your slowing movements carefuly guiding her through her orgasm. Her limp hands fall to her sides, her erratic breathing sowly coming to a stop.

You oulled out of her, righting her underwear again. Laying down next to her, you pull her against you and cover the two of you with the blanket. One of your hands slowly starts to trace patterns on her back.

"You alright?" you whisper hte question into her ear, for some reason not wanting to disrupt the silent peace that settled over you.

"Yea, I'm fine. You wanna go again?" Her question made both of you laugh, though you didn't hesitate to rid yourself of the rest of your clothing.

the requests for this event are OPEN! here are the prompts!

a/n: i hope you liked this, if so please leave some notes, likes, reblogs and comments! feedback is very appreciated! i’d like to write more with criminal minds characters, so if you have any ideas/requests lmk!!

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Ty for reqeuesting!! Enjoyyy <3

[theslackeree]

Reqjest me pls

can someone reqeuest me to write smth currently writing for hsr BTW!!! Anyone can request js make sure it has no minors in it...im not a weirdo (unless u want a minor reader or minor character platonic relationship with a minor character then sure!!)

And no sensitive topics like SA, 🍇, Sl@v3ry, 1nc3st, p3d0ph1li4, etc. Thought Im fine with yall requesting heavy topics liek gore and death, abuse (not characters abusing but more like traumatic past) trauma inducing stuff ig

I take reader x canon and canon x canon btw!! No OC x canon though...

Taking requests for both fem and male reader, and for both genders of hsr characters!

Any requests...plz....someone....

[archiewantsheetmetal]

more doodle reqeuests pls. i need to draw layton stuff

[pocket-gems]

Due to reasons i hope everyone understands reqeuests are on pause. Requests ans anything in gerenal. No art 😔

Edit: To clarify, the screen is broken and moving constantly. The image is just some pixel art

[stockholm1996]

i kjust got jumpscared by the reqeuests in my inbox

[hesonoo]

grita from lilli lilli (ig: ritarita.v) gifs? 🙏

sadly they were not that popular so there aren’t many gifs ｡°(°.◜ᯅ◝°)°｡

here you goo !! sorry it took so long . . grita

[h0neybane]

Hi hi! Don’t mind me dropping in but your art style is super cute!

I hope it’s alright to request my gal Lizzie for art requests! Thank you!

HELLOOO THANK YOU FOR THE REQUEST!!!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN TWST OCS GO OUTSIDE THE BOX WITH THEIR UNIFORMS!!! thank u lizzie for getitng me out of my reqeuest block funk.... im starting to do these in random order ijnstead of chronologicla order and ive found its helping me a Lot

[masteroffakesmiles]

Art Reqeuests on hiatus

I'm putting the art requests on hiatus. I'm feeling some anxiety right now. I'll get back to it when I feel better...

[goatpaste]

hato or daiya? :3?

sister!! :))

Daiya my adhd/autism bestie and Hato my silliest girl you deserved more screentime in jjl fr fr, you coulda been such strong players in the story :)

[erimeows]

Could you do "bots-cons reaction to periods"? Like, their S/O is going through theirs and is quite painful, mine are, and they go through the spectrum of being mindblow (like when Sari told Oppy from where babies come from) to mild horror and all that, cause to a robotic race the concept of a period must be quite alien to them, and are especially worried for their S/O who is in pain and is going through the usual negative symptoms of a period. How do they help them?

Thank you!

Anon... This is so GOOD. Big brain energy here. Here's some headcanons for you <3

Optimus Prime: He’s all blushy when you explain the reason why periods happen and how they work and all, but he isn’t especially grossed out or horrified. Cybertronians have some pretty gnarly anatomy things as well, he doesn’t care, he’s just concerned about you and your well-being. He hates when your periods come around because it means you’re usually uncomfortable if not in pain. He just cuddles you and does whatever he can to make you feel better, and he’s great to be around as he doesn’t exaggerate your bad moods when you’re on it.

Ratchet: He already knows what periods are. One of the first things he did after coming to earth was study human anatomy to get the basics down in case he ever needed to help anyone/came across injured humans, plus he needs to know basic human health things if he’s going to be around Sari as much as he is. He gets good at tracking yours and making sure that you’re fully equipped with everything you need; hygiene products, heating pads, medications, water, food, etc. Aside from attending to those physical needs, he pretty much treats you the same as usual unless you ask otherwise.

Prowl: He doesn’t know what periods are but isn���t too phased when you explain them. Just an organic thing, right? It makes sense; you reproduce differently, of course your reproductive anatomy is a lot different and has different motions that it goes through to make sure you’re healthy and whatnot. Still, he does think it sounds uncomfortable and painful, so he tries to be as comforting as possible during it, urging you to relax instead of overworking yourself and running hot baths/showers for you as well as making you your food/drinks so you stay well fed and hydrated. If you get upset at any point during it, he drags you to meditate with him to calm down. 

Bumblebee: He’s more confused than horrified when you explain it. Even if you put it in simple terms, he doesn’t... Quite understand. Still, he understands that you’re literally dripping blood from your body and having serious cramps and headaches for a week or so once a month, and that sounds like it sucks, so he tries to be a really good partner during that time. Most of your shared time together during it is spent lounging on the couch with you laying on top of him, him feeding you your favorite snacks. 

Bulkhead: He’s straight up horrified. There’s blood pouring out of you? Like, constantly? No, he doesn’t care how much or how little, the fact that it’s happening at all is crazy. How does that work? How are you not bawling your eyes out in pain? He really doesn’t want you to go to work, school, or anything. He’s overly doting, not wanting you to lift so much as a finger- let him do everything and take care of you, he says.

Jazz: He’s pretty neutral about the period itself. Bodily function, right? Perfectly normal, he’s seen humans do grosser things- like putting anchovies on pizza or putting gum under tables, and it’s not like you can help it anyway. Jazz ends up treating you just the same as usual, but if you need help with anything, just let him know and he’ll get it for you.

Sentinel Prime: He thinks it’s disgusting, to be honest. It’s like if energon was just... dripping out of him constantly... Yuck. Still, you’re his significant other and he’s a little softer for you than he is for most others, so he tries to be kind- after all, it’s not like he’s knee deep in blood, right? Really, all he does is treat you the same as usual, might try to go buy you pad or tampons if you need them and don’t want to get out to get them but he most definitely buys the wrong size because he doesn’t understand how the sizing system works. 

Ultra Magnus: He honestly doesn’t give a shit. He’s met alien organics who can turn their bodies inside out, what’s a bit of blood? He’s more sensitive than usual when you’re on your period and there at your beck and call when he’s not working. He gets you the best blankets and pillows to sleep on, heating or cooling pads, whatever you need- and he’s the first to get up and do laundry if any blood leaks onto your clothes or the bedsheets.

Megatron: He’s seriously concerned that you’re dying or something every time you get on your period even though you’ve explained it to him time and time again. He’s by your side literally every second that you’ll let him be, giving you everything you need; food, drinks, massages, medicines, etc. It’s a little much, to be honest, but the sentiment is nice... Lots of “how are you feeling, baby? doing okay?”. If your cramps are too bad, he’ll just hold you and let you cry while the two of you wait them out. 

Starscream: He’s a mixture of horrified and disgusted when you explain to him what a period is and that you have them. He doesn’t want to hear about it, though if it makes you feel better to vent about cramps, headaches, inconveniences, mood swings, etc., he’ll sit and listen while rubbing your bag or cuddling you. 

Blitzwing: All three personalities handle it differently. Icy is surprised but not judgmental or anything, allowing you to use him as a cooling pack when necessary. He doesn’t really acknowledge it too much when it’s happening. Hothead is mad that you have to go through something so horrible and painful sounding! He lets you use him as a heating bad and is actually angry at your body for making you have cramps that hurt so bad. Random says he thinks it’s ‘cool’ (AKA he thinks it’s interesting that your body has such a function) but is always there to make you laugh or preoccupy you with something else when your cramps are bothering you. 

Lugnut: Hates to hear that you have to go through something that sounds so horrible and gross when you’re so beautiful and sweet. He makes sure you’re as comfortable as you can be, getting all of the supplies you need and poking anything that annoys you during the week off the face of the planet.

Shockwave: He’s more interested in the anatomy/science aspect of it than anything. Your body does what? Why? How? When? You can predict them and stop them with certain medicines? There’s apps for it? Different products to make it easier? How interesting... When you express that it puts you in pain and you have multiple symptoms, though, as many questions as he asks and as curious as he is, he’s still careful to be kind and doting towards you during it. 

Swindle: He thinks it’s pretty gnarly. There’s surgery that can make it stop? Do you want him to pay for that? No? Birth control can make it stop? Do you want him to pay for that? No? Okay, he doesn’t get how you can handle such a thing, but if you can handle it, you can handle- humans with female anatomy are shockingly durable and resilient, he thinks. He doesn’t know what to do most of the time and just buys you the nicest most expensive products he can. 

Lockdown: He doesn’t think it’s gross or gruesome or anything, as he’s done a lot of botched surgeries and killings in his day. He’s seen organic corpses, Cybertronian corpses, removed organs, removed mods and parts, he isn’t really phased by anything, let alone the thought of a little period blood. He does understand that it can be painful, though, and tries to be a soothing presence, cuddling you a bit more and bringing you whatever food you’re craving.

Blackarachnia: She’s shocked and horrified. How come it’s only the humans with the female anatomy that go through that, she asks. Then when you tell her, she complains that it’s unfair and that all of the humans should have to suffer through it if any are going to. During your period, she treats you the same as usual, but she is a little more understanding when you get snappy or complain about your cramps being bad. 

Wasp: His first instinct is to think that it’s pretty freaky that the human body can do that without dying but also to be upset that you’re in pain from it. During the week that you’re on your period, he’s especially sensitive as to not trigger your mood swings and ensures that you’re well-taken care of and doted on, but he’s really awkward about it and gets flustered any time you mention the specifics.