Minecraft
Male!Reader, playing Minecraft : Is this game popular with the autistic?
Gaz: Why do you ask?
Male!Reader: Because I’m starting to love it!
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Hawks: Dabi, Pepper, you love me after all!
Dabi: Eh, I love her, she loves you. Those credits don’t transfer.
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Secret Timeless Episode: Ricktenhouse
Lucy: [denies ever wanting to help Flynn]
Flynn: Not so fast, Lucy. You read your journal, we've got adventures to go on, Lucy, just you and me. And sometimes Anthony [💀], and sometimes Emma, but never Wyatt. You wanna know why, Lucy? Because he crossed me.
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Lucy: Whoa, dead wife?
Flynn: Yes, now everyone can shut up about it.
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(Y/N): What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
(Y/N): It becomes daytrogen.
Rick:
Rick: I'm going to bed.
(Y/n): Good nitrogen.
Morty: Sleep tightrogen.
Summer: Don't let the bedbugs bitrogen.
Rick: [angry screams from the garage]
(Y/n): Let's go before he comes after us.
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M/n: MORTY QUICK, TAKE THIS AND GAURD IT WITH YOUR LIFE
Morty: wha- what is it M/n
M/n: it’s Ricks phone… he’s been on TikTok for over a day watching those space weasel robot things
Morty: oh no
Rick: WHERES MY FUCKING PHONE
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Eddie: Pretty cool, huh, Bill?
Richie: Uh, I thought it was cool
Eddie: I don’t give a fuck what you think
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barty: i wonder what it takes to please you. that’s the job i want. part time, full time. i want to be good at it, bad at it. i want to get promoted, fired, corner office, hostile takeover, workplace accident. i’m on my knees, praying, worshipping, begging, whatever you want. what do you think about that?
regulus:
regulus: you’re hired, i guess?
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M/n: I'm immortal! I'm the strongest man in the galaxy! I would never get on my knees for any..
Rick: Shut your mouth and suck it!
M/n: On my knees, sir!
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Mabel: Grunkle Ford, you've broken up with people before right..?
Ford: Oh yeah, McGucket, Bill Cipher..
Mabel: I just don't know what to do about my current boyfriend..
Ford: Rick Sanchez, The Doctor, ugh, I think a couple Zygon in that same universe..
Mabel: Maybe I should just tell him how I feel and be honest about my emotions
Ford: A clone of myself, a living star..
Mabel: Yeah, I think that's exactly what I'll do. Thanks for talking to me Grunkle Ford :)
Ford: Captain James Kirk- Oh wait, I don't think I ever actually broke up with him.. No wonder he keeps trying to contact me..
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this is practically canon, you cannot change my mind
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Steph: It's called carpe Diem, look it up
Peter: You look it up. you don't even know what it means!
Steph: That's cuz losers look stuff up while the rest of us are carping all them diems.
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