#sam and crowley

[rewatching-sam-and-dean]

Sam Winchester and Crowley

So, I’ve seen a few posts about Sam and Crowley lately and it sparked something I had been thinking about on rewatch number 🤷‍♀️ of the show. Everyone talks about Dean and Crowley's "summer of love" (Sam, you salty bitch (affectionate)), and I get that. I enjoy Dean and Crowley shenanigans as much as the next girl, and I really enjoy Crowley as a character, and Mark Shepherd is fantastic. But, like, Crowley is a total piece of shit to be honest and the guys really shouldn’t like him or trust him.

In Season 9, before the Dean and Crowley "bromance," the Sometimes King of Hell totally tries to bond with Sam first, bringing up how they shared something while Sam was working on curing him during the trials. He WANTS to be friends with Sam, or bond with him at least, and Sam is like, "LOL, No." And to be honest, I love him for it. Part of me feels like Crowley even went after Dean, besides for his own purposes, to piss Sam off for shutting him down. It’s only when Crowley literally dies to try and help Sam and Dean (unsuccessfully 😢 ), that Sam finally gives him some respect, after he is dead. And I am totally fine with this.

I’ve seen people say that Sam should stop treating Crowley badly in Season 9, but he is literally a demon who has done hundreds of years worth of really evil crap, including killing babies for their uvulas, killing Sarah, killing other people that Sam and Dean have saved, almost killing Jody, unfairly sending Bobby to hell, manipulating Dean into taking on the MOC, and being generally untrustworthy almost all of the time. Sam is right not to like him, and I’m glad he never really does. Also, I just like watching them antagonize each other, as well.

Anyway, that’s it. Sam never likes Crowley, and I’m here for it.

[deansamnatural]

[uh-ohspaghettio]

Season 1: Daddy issues

Season 2: Daddy issues 2: electric boogaloo

Season 3: quirky lil psychic boy things

Season 4: gay angel?

Season 5: ultimate meatsuit™️

Season 6: oh no the gay angel’s psyche is fracturing

Season 7: Dicks

Season 8: live laugh love lobotomy

Season 9: but ultimately it was just for one man

Season 10: toxic bromance

Season 11: they hate to see a girlboss winning

Season 12: pro-abortions

Season 13: beefing with a baby (in grey scale)

Season 14: coming out my cage and I’ve been doing not fine

Season 15: family bonding time! let’s fight God!

[bubbles-is-hardcore]

You know, Sam Winchester gets a lot of flack for the fact that all of his girlfriends die but at least it’s always a random thing. Dean on the other hand?? So much worse!

Don’t get me wrong, I’m a Dean stan till I die but it is undeniably crazy.

My man had three boyfriends and all of them died. The big difference is the fact that they all died the exact same way. Dean (though however unintentional) convinced three supernatural beings to LITERALLY KILL THEMSELVES FOR HIM!!

He had all of them so deeply in love with him, he didn’t even have to really ask.

First we have Benny

He fell hard for Dean in Purgatory and was kinda dependent on him outside of it. It hurt Benny a ton when Dean had to cut contact because of Sam. Even then, he still willingly died and went back to the place he had tried for so long to escape. All for Dean and to make sure he was happy.

Then we have the King himself, Crowley.

Dude stabbed himself in the chest to give Dean time to escape. No illusion or trick, just a straight up suicide bomb to distract Lucifer. He clearly caught serious feelings for Dean over the years, especially after he got the mark and turned into a demon. Even though Dean straight up rejected him, he still was too deep in love. He committed suicide to keep him safe.

Then there’s the one and only, Castiel.

He died for Dean multiple times and had been in love with him for so long but this last one was really it. He confessed how much he loved Dean to his face! He said I love you! Knowing he would die if he did! All to save Dean! All to give him a chance! FUCK IM GNAWING AT THE BARS OF MY ENCLOSURE THIS ONE HURTS!

Basically, Dean had men falling over each other to sacrifice themselves because they were so in love with him and he still had the gall to think he was unlovable.

In conclusion, Dean Winchester is the most oblivious man in the universe.

[petite-madame]

Superwholock (+ guests) : Happy Birthday Doctor! - (2024)

"Hey, angel! Why are we even here? It's the fifth time we're celebrating the Doc's birthday this year! Being a time traveler, it doesn't even make sense anymore! He's so old, I'm sure he doesn't even remember how old he is anyway. And there are two of them today? Shall we celebrate this one's birthday too? How does this even WORK?

Can you behave for a minute? We are here because it's fun, because it's a great occasion to be together again, and because he's our FRIEND. We are enjoying ourselves!

Are we? I mean, is he going to regenerate and go PshHhiTt at the same time as the candles? *That* would be entertaining!"

[juno-of-wonderland]

Calling the staff "dad"

edit made on 10/27: Sam is now not speaking my mother tongue, sorry for that

warning: not reviewed

Dire Crowley

"are you done with-" "yes dad, I already did that" "…"

-this guy will ask permission to leave and will cry with happiness in the magic mirror -I also cried in the bath -he would boast about this to the other staff

Divus Crewel

"puppy you need to be more attentive" mumbling"sorry dad"

-he will ask you to repeat what you said -he had already adopted you before -but now he will ask you to sign the paper

Mozus Trein

"Dad, can you explain this part to me? I didn't understand very well" "…Of course"

-you think you saw the ghost of a smile on his face -he thinks: it looks like I have four children now -He is happy but shows it in his reserved way

Sam

you're trying to get something from the high shelf but you can't appears next to you "here little shadow" "thanks Dad"

-…he's too young to be a father, but he's not complaining -will teach you to be an entrepreneur -will make you sign an adoption document without you realizing

Ashton Vargas

"you're doing great kid!" breathless "thank you dad"

-oh, he's happy -it's like they gave him infinite cans of energy drink -I feel sorry for you and hurt other students when he gets so excited

[lizleeships]

... They're gonna start an "angelic exes" knitting club

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[raw-detergent]

[crowleylesbian]

“crowleys gonna reject aziraphale in s3🥺‼️” crowley would walk on his hands and knees 1000 miles through a desert of broken glass for just the chance to hang out with aziraphale. be serious.

[harunayuuka2060]

MC: *got banned from making potions for a month*

Professor Crewel: What a pity. Of all the students you could prank...

MC: ...

MC: I can still use rituals.

Professor Crewel: ...

Professor Crewel: Pup-

MC: *has already finished drawing a magic circle*

Professor Crewel: PUP!

Crowley: WHO SUMMONED AN ALLIGATOR IN MY OFFICE?!

Professor Trein, Professor Vargas, and Sam: ...

Sam: That's the work of the little imp.

Professor Vargas: Haha! Such a huge alligator!

Professor Trein: Call MC here so we would know how to send this alligator back.

Sam: Has anyone noticed that the headmage is the only one this alligator is attacking?

Crowley: Bad alligator! Bad alligator!

The alligator: *wants to bite him*

[adhd-as-my-personality]

I am sorry but having to watch two men be so obviously in love with each other for 10 seasons and still having to point out to people how obvious it is. When if it were a straight couple it would’ve just been taken for granted (all of the couples combined had less romantic scenes than destiel) is my villain origin story.

[what-fandom-again]

Sam: let's play a game. It's called "Baby or Cas."

Jack: Whats that?

Sam: I tell you quotes I've heard Dean say, and you tell me if he was talking to the impala or Cas

Dean, rolling his eyes: Ha ha ha, Sam. Very funny

Crowley: Fine, moose. I'll partake in your little "game".

Sam: "If anything happens to you, I'm killing everyone involved and then myself".

Jack:

Dean:

Crowley: Oh dear, this was harder than I thought

[deansamnatural]

[420technoblazeit]

insane htat this was just the dynamic for like. 3 seasons

[morganaconda]

[tofumango]

When the card declines at therapy and they wipe my memory and make me watch the series finale of supernatural for the first time