#she called me like “wow! 😧”

[toastery]

she wasn't ready

[f1rodrigo]

sweet relief | l. norris | part two

✩₊˚.⋆☾⋆⁺₊✧ baby, i can't help myself...

summary: in which you fall for your best friend’s teammate and keeping it a secret proves to be harder than you intended. or when all you need is sweet relief the rest of the world fades away. pairing: social media au || lando norris x piastri bsf!reader fc: olivia rodrigo <3 warnings: language

inspired by the song ‘sweet relief’ by madison beer

ALL PARTS HERE

a/n : hi! thank you all so much for the love on part one!!! hope you enjoy this one just as much! this was supposed to be a bitttt longer but i hit the limit for photos i can add sooo this is part two for you all! part three will be more like part 2.5 but that'll be up sometime tomorrow! ENJOY<3

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landonorris BRINGING THE HEAT

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user1 its definitely hot in here now

user2 f1 drivers and their obsession with paddle needs to be studied

yourusername bringing the heat indeed

⤷ user3 PARDON? 😧 ⤷ user4 is this flirting... this has to be flirting ⤷ user5 yn bestie was that meant for ur priv.....

user6 please just give me one chance 🙏🏻

lnfour lets gooooo 🔥

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oscarpiastri ready to shine in Singapore 🇸🇬🤩

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yourusername SHES GORGEOUS!!!! ready to watch you shine

⤷ user7 i am obsessed with them ur honor ⤷ user8 ughhh i know everyone wants her to be with lando but i am never giving up on my best friends to lovers

mclaren ✨✨✨✨

user9 oh my god i love him so much

user10 ITS SO PRETTY

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landonorris hang it in the Louvre @team_quadrant

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team_quadrant So special to share this helmet with the fans! The Quadrant community designs are looking 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

lnfour This is going to look crazyyyy under the lights 🤯

user11 THIS HELMET IS AB TO GET HIM ON THE PODIUM TRUSTTTT

user12 holy shit he always has the best designs

user13 just won the singapore gp before its even begun 🔥

user14 i couldn't love him more what a special & meaningful design

yourusername beyond sick wow

⤷ landonorris wanna try it on then? ⤷ user15 THIS IS IT IM SLEEPING ON THE MF HIGHWAY TN ⤷ user16 he-he's flirting back ⤷ user17 lando girlies we've lost him

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mclaren Chillin' together pre-race 🥶

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user18 if theres one thing all f1 teams are gonna do its post their drivers in an ice bath this weekend

⤷ user19 fr but i am NOT complaining 🤭

user20 room for one more or??

yourusername now i need an ice bath

⤷ user21 NAHHHH ARE YOU GUYS SEEING THIS ⤷ user22 she's about to get a call from pr ⤷ user23 and will we ever know which one of them shes thirsting over??? sigh

landonorris 🥶🥶🥶🥶

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landonorris whattttttaaaaa weekend ❤️

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mclaren UNREAL 🔥

lnfour best weekend 🫶🏻

yourusername congrats :') so extremely deserved 🧡

⤷ landonorris 🧡 ⤷ user24 stay calm stay calm stay calm its just a heart emoji its just a heart emoji its just a- ⤷ user25 SINGAPORE THE GIFT THAT KEEPS ON GIVING 🙏🏻 ⤷ user26 its official i am obsessed with them they now own me ⤷ user27 this is great and all guys but i still need my confirmation that she was THERE ⤷ user28 pretty sure theres a video going around on twitter that people think is her with oscar and lando trackside before the race

oscarpiastri 👏

user27 carlando podium woah i am never getting over this🥹

user28 my heart i am so proud of you 😭

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oscarpiastri +10 places. not a bad night's work 👍

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user29 MY ROOKIE OF THE YEAR LFG

mclaren Unbelieveable job!

user30 MY driver of the day!!!!🫶🏻

yourusername LETS GOOOOO SO PROUD OF YOU THATS MY GOAT

⤷ oscarpiastri people are going to come for you for this you know that right ⤷ yourusername and i will fight them all i said what i said #mygoatfr ⤷ landonorris 🧍‍♂️ ⤷ user31 "thats my goat" pls she is so unserious😭 ⤷ user32 oh my gosh they're the best thing to ever exist its true ⤷ user33 NOT THE HASHTAG SHE IS SO????? ⤷ user34 losing my mind over "i will fight them all" ⤷ user35 LANDOS REPLY???? he really said hello what about ME

[lovingyoulovinme]

part 3 of childhood best friends!charles&y/n

part 1 part 2

ynupdates

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ynupdates Y/N today in Monaco!

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user1 so good to see her again 🥹 it's feels like it's been years since she deleted her socials

ylnleclerc she's home in monaco 🥰

user4 hey this is my pic haha she was super nice when i talked to her and she said she's doing really well after i asked how she was! she was with joris and another one of her friends

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user7 JORIS? AS IN CHARLES' JORIS????

September 14, 2023

joris_trouche

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joris_trouche Princess of Monaco has returned

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user3 moving back to monaco..hanging with joris...charles liking this post...i could cry

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user6 i need pictures of them together now im so serious joris open up that camera roll or i'll fight

ylnleclerc MY ANGEL

ynstan tell her to come back to instagram please please

user8 charles liked this so fast oh wow 😭😭

September 19, 2023

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram the past 2 months at home 🧸

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ylnleclerc CHARLESFJDBSJENEKRNRIRBSIENDI

user1 WE ARE SO BACK WE ARE SOOOOOOOO BACK

ynstan wife is back on instagram 🥹🥹🥹🥹

user4 not them lowkey getting exposed by that guy on twitter that met charles a few days ago jdbdnssn

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user12 why are we not talking about how he said they were so close that it seemed like they were dating...

charles_leclerc Can you follow me back now?

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yourinstagram i should block you again for locking me out of the house

charles_leclerc It was an accident 🏃‍♀️

ynstan are these bitches living together 😧

user11 the world is healing global warming has ended birds are chirping flowers are blooming

charlesfan i literally cant believe this is real i keep thinking im dreaming

user5 she was back in monaco for two months and no one knew until recently 😭

arthur_leclerc 🥰🥰

September 25, 2023

charles_leclerc

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charles_leclerc Good Saturday. Now let's push for a good Sunday 🙃

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yourinstagram superstar 🫶

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user2 still the most supportive ever :( <3

charles_leclerc if i win will you follow me back?

yourinstagram maybe 😋

user3 bravo amore ❤️

f1 🙌

joris_trouche You better win for that y/n follow 🤣

charlesfan YOU GOT THIS KING

ynleclerc y/n still not following him is the funniest thing ever when you consider the fact that they are 100% dating

October 1, 2023

yourinstagram

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yourinstagram forever boy turns 26 today 🥹 i've loved you three (eleven*) summers!!!! and i want em all!!!!!

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pascale.leclerc.355 Enfin 🫶 (finally)

user4 soulmates 😭😭😭😭😭

landonorris #HappyCharlesDay

charles_leclerc Je t'aimerai à jamais. (i will love you forever)

charles_leclerc Thank you for the follow back

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yourinstagram anything for my fans ❤️

danielricciardo Happy birthday Charlie

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yourinstagram only i can call him that back off 😒

user2 "forever boy" i'm sobbing my eyes out

arthur_leclerc Last picture 🤣

charlesfan ELEVEN SUMMERS 😭😭😭😭😭😭

October 16, 2023

tags: @nothernlights19 @kavyaas-world @aldene-styles @bbymelsworld @willowpains @fangirlika @saturnsrinqs @escapism-writer @scharter @moonlightts2 @christianpulisic10 @buendiabebeta @haloxmendes @p4st3lst4rs @lunamelona @vita-di-moda @honethatty12 @deviltsunoda @spencerrxids @gentlemonsterjennie1 @i83andrew @lovely-blackinnon @champomiel @wavesnotfeelings @elijahslover @angelwithoutmywings @justsayk @f1-incorrect-s @stop-calling-me-willhelm @mjaudrey @keonminshea @destourtereaux

[diorsluv]

feather , part 27

“ not pretending to like the wine you like ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

( socialmedia!au )

rutgermcgroarty

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rutgermcgroarty 3️⃣🛞❌😁

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luca.fantilli respectfully what the fuck is this caption supposed to be saying

→ rutgermcgroarty 3rd wheeling is not fun

→ edwards.73 who the hell could figure that out

yourusername rutger sweetie you need to stop communicating in emojis we discussed this

→ rutgermcgroarty 😔

username18 will they ever get together 😞😞

mackie.samo now i know my memory’s a bit iffy but i swear to god they weren’t this bad before

→ rutgermcgroarty REAL

→ adamfantilli no i remember it very clearly and they were this bad

→ markestapa they were WAYYY worse

trevorzegras someone fly me over there rn because i do not remember them being this touchy

→ rutgermcgroarty already got the tickets 🫡

jamie.drysdale what the hell

jamie.drysdale get this off my fucking feed rn

→ rutgermcgroarty LMFAOO SORRY

username27 absolutely soul crushing but in a good way

dylanduke25 how did you manage to get not one, not two, but THREE photos of them without them knowing

→ rutgermcgroarty a magician never tells his secrets 🙊🙊

username3 how are they not dating yet

→ username80 they have to be together by now

username77 yall why are neither of them saying anything 😦😦

colecaufield damn caught in 4k i guess

_alexturcotte 📸📸

→ rutgermcgroarty 🙉🙉

→ trevorzegras 🤣🤣

→ jackhughes 😱😱

→ _quinnhughes i’m too tired for this

yourusername mcgroarty.

→ rutgermcgroarty drysdale.

→ jackhughes last name basis is crazy

→ yourusername why.

→ rutgermcgroarty what.

→ yourusername unbelievable.

→ rutgermcgroarty plausible.

→ mackie.samo what the balls is this

→ luca.fantilli what the balls is crazy

username78 LMAOOO RUT STOP EXPOSING THEM

username22 interesting!

_quinnhughes disgusting

→ rutgermcgroarty realest man there is

→ trevorzegras frfr

lhughes_06 yo

→ rutgermcgroarty the lack of reaction is insane

→ edwards.73 bro isn’t even pretending to be surprised

→ luca.fantilli dopey ass reaction

→ markestapa “yo” 🤓

edwards.73 let’s run it back to that caption cuz wtf LMFAO

→ rutgermcgroarty hey broski this is uncool 😟😟

username46 sometimes i worry for the whole friend group

→ username99 i think we all do

yourusername

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yourusername summer dayssss ☀️

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jamie.drysdale cover up

→ yourusername no ‼️

→ jamie.drysdale i will send this to mom

→ yourusername empty threat 🙄🙄

username87 mother?!?! 🫣

username45 i audibly screamed. in public. like i SCREAMED.

username78 if luke dont want you i will TAKE YOU like oh my god you’re so pretty

colecaufield i was wondering when you were gonna post your face again

→ yourusername have i fulfilled ur wishes then

→ colecaufield yes you’re like a genie in a bottle

→ yourusername CHRISTINA AGUILERA????

→ colecaufield i need to learn how to stop talking

_quinnhughes your hair looks very luscious today

→ yourusername thank you quinner

→ _alexturcotte her hair 💀💀 is that the best you could do

→ _quinnhughes at least i didn’t start talking about the fucking sky

_alexturcotte wow the weather looks great

→ yourusername LMAOAOOAOA

→ _quinnhughes ahem you were saying?? _alexturcotte

→ _alexturcotte i withdraw my previous claims

→ _quinnhughes i rest my case

username30 my jaw fell on the floor

username41 oh no whats happening 🐕🧎‍♀️🚶‍♀️

→ username66 😮🕶️🤏

trevorzegras did you go swimming alone??

→ yourusername yes i was very lonely

→ trevorzegras you should’ve asked me to come

→ jackhughes BRO. 😧😧

username97 trevor is absolutely down horrendous

→ username55 someone go humble him

→ username31 remind him she’s TAKEN

→ yourusername not taken yet 😔 username31

→ username24 THAT IS A DIRECT CALL OUT. A DIRECT FUCKING CALL OUT.

jackhughes yeah so how many pics did you take before you got these

→ yourusername ackshually 🤓🤓 i took them first try

→ jackhughes i regret asking

username10 yall…….. tell my why i fell to my KNEES 🛐🛐

username86 where’s luke’s comments

→ username62 fr i been waiting 🙁

lhughes_06 oh

→ lhughes_06 !

→ lhughes_06 i forgot to put the exclamation point

→ yourusername you’re so cute lukey

→ adamfantilli ayeeee

lhughes_06 wow !

→ yourusername wow to u too ! ☺️

lhughes_06 that tree is looking real fresh

→ yourusername yes it smelled very fresh too 🌴🌴

→ lhughes_06 i’m sure it did that’s great

→ markestapa bro is complimenting everything but her

lhughes_06 what a great day to go swimming

→ yourusername it was a very nice day actually i really enjoyed it

→ yourusername woulda been a lot more fun if i had someone to swim with tho, didn’t know who to invite so i went alone 😕

→ lhughes_06 that’s really unfortunate i’m sure a lot of people would love to go with you

→ edwards.73 operation mission task assignment is complete 🫡

→ mackie.samo move onto phase two

lhughes_06 and i like the jewelry too it’s a nice touch

→ yourusername aw you’re too sweet moosey i’m glad you noticed

→ trevorzegras phase two complete

→ _alexturcotte begin side quest number one

→ _quinnhughes you’re all so weird

luca.fantilli i can do better than him i promise

→ yourusername better than who? 🤔

→ luca.fantilli 🫤

→ lhughes_06 hey now bud

rutgermcgroarty pretty

→ yourusername thank

→ rutgermcgroarty welcome

→ youruserame away

→ jackhughes are you both speaking stupid rn or what

→ lhughes_06 that’s my line rut

username71 idk bout yall but it seems to me like mr “best friend” luke isn’t really best friend-ing rn 🤨🤨🤨

next chapter notes ) their time will come soon i promise i promise but for now we must bask in the mutual pining and the way the guys taunt lukey pooks and i lied again it’s not that late (it’s 7 pm lmaooo)

tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys @loveforaugust

[marnerparty]

go blue pt. 2

Part 2 by popular demand!

Luke Hughes x McCarthy!reader

*for those who do not know, JJ McCarthy is the quarterback for Michigan’s football team, so yn will be his sister!

part 1 here!

ynssecretaccount

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ynssecretaccount last Friday night …

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rutgermcgroarty didn’t we talk about this partying thing???

ynssecretaccount what about it?

rutgermcgroarty about what happened last time …

ynssecretaccount ????

lhughes_06 oh god she doesn’t remember

ynssecretaccount REMEMBER WHAT!?

lhughes_06 you adopted a penguin in Antarctica

ynssecretaccount WHEN!?

lhughes_06 literally 5 days ago 😐

biznasty I knew I shouldn’t have supplied the pink Whitney 🤦🏼‍♀️

ynssecretaccount true this is all your fault

trevorzegras why is he on this account?

biznasty shut up

ynssecretaccount he’s my friend

trevorzegras he’s like 40

ynssecretaccount age is just a number

jackhughes look at Lukey holding your hair back

ynssecretaccount he’s cute like that

markestapa he held my hair back once too 🥰

ynssecretaccount once? try 17 times bud

ynmccarthy

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ynmccarthy wondering how he puts up w/ my shenanigans

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yns#1fan how’s your penguin

lhughes_06 😧

rutgermcgroarty 😧

ynmccarthy how the fuck do you know about that

yns#1fan 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

ynmcccarthy is this one of the guys?

markestapa this is weird

jjmccarthy I think your priv has an op

lhughes_06 bc I love you 🙃

_quinnhughes meaning he’s whipped

ynmccarthy he better be

luca.fantilli i think you mean wondering how his friends put up with your shenanigans

ynmccarthy you’re one to talk mr. “lets skinny dip” and get us kicked out of the hotel

adamfantilli that was def a shenanigan

luca.fantilli whose side are you on!?

adamfantilli yns always

rutgermcgroarty come home the kids miss you

jackhughes is it yn and rutger or yn and Luke? I never know

lhughes_06 fuck you

ynmccarthy GUYS! this is the main!! behave yourselves

elblue6 why were you guys laying on dog beds …?

ynmccarthy I have a great explanation for that mama Hughes

jackhughes oh boy

_quinnhughes this’ll be good

elblue6 and that would be ..?

edwards.73 your son has that dog in him 🐶

ynmccarthy my words exactly

elblue6 he has a dog in him?

jackhughes gen Z expression, ma. you wouldn’t get it

jjmccarthy adorable. and you’re okay too

ynmccarthy do you have a crush on my boyfriend?

lhughes_06 it’s more than a crush babe

jjmccarthy we’ve decided that I’m going to marry Luke and you can have Quinn

jackhughes why am I left out?

lhughes_06 nobody wants a playboy

user1 oh to be yn mccarthy

jjmccarthy trust me, you’re better off living your own life

mackie.samo little Lukey is a man now

ynssecretaccount

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ynssecretaccount Mrs. Hughes wasn’t very happy about the decisions that were made last Friday night … hence the reason Lukey poo is grounded & the reason I am breaking all of my morals to sneak in and see my boyfriend #sorrynotsorry

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jjmccarthy wow regretting decisions?

ynssecretaccount happens every once in awhile

lhughes_06 Mrs. Hughes???

ynssecretaccount I don’t deserve to call her Ellen anymore 😔

jackhughes wow she actually may be upset

ynssecretaccount I am! Ellen hates me! she thinks I’m an underage drunk

_quinnhughes actually, I told her you didn’t drink at all and she believes me

ynssecretaccount you covered for me?? why would you do that??

_quinnhughes you’re my sister now, it’s what an older brother does

ynssecretaccount 🥹🥺😮🤧

rutgermcgroarty I’m crying

jamie.drysdale hi yn

ynssecretaccount hey Jame!

jamie.drysdale how are you?

ynssecretaccount I’m good Jamie. why are we having a conversation in Instagram comments?

jamie.drysdale I’m sick and Trevor can’t take care of me

trevorzegras bc you’re absolutely disgusting

ynssecretaccount Trevor seriously?

jamie.drysdale will you please come here

ynssecretaccount Jamie… I’m in Michigan

jamie.drysdale I’ll buy you a plane ticket.

jamie.drysdale please

colecaufield no it’s okay, I didn’t want photo creds or anything

trevorzegras you were in on this? how dare you do that to Ellen?

ynssecretaccount you’re one to talk

trevorzegras what did I do!?

lhughes_06 where’s the golf cart Trevor?

trevorzegras 😐

jackhughes where is the golf cart trevor??????

trevorzegras oh … you know … in the bottom of the lake

_quinnhughes oh fucking hell

ynmccarthy

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ynmccarthy quick trip to Anaheim for my favorite Ducks! 🫶🏻

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jamie.drysdale why would you do this to me

jamie.drysdale but also everybody needs a little yn time

lhughes_06 you know who would like a little yn time? 😐

jamie.drysdale like you’re not together 24/7

ynmccarthy lukeeee you’re jealousy is showing!

jackhughes this is why I love you

nicohischier why are you in a headlock

ynmccarthy Jamie was feeling better so we went out … big mistake

yns#1fan hope Jamie’s feeling better!

ynmccarthy WHO ARE YOU!?

mackie.samo this is seriously creepy you guys

_quinnhughes someone break out their FBI skills

biznasty these guys were worth a week long trip?

ynmccarthy why do you hate them?

biznasty did I say that?

ynmccarthy you implied it

biznasty keep arguing with me and see how it goes for you

ynmccarthy you wanna go old man?

biznasty what’re you gonna do yn?

trevorzegras ooooh

lhughes_06 bad move

jjmccarthy good luck bud

biznasty ???

ynmccarthy I’m not gonna say sleep with one eye open … but … 👀

user1 jealous of her life

jjmccarthy puck bunny

ynmccarthy take that back right now

_quinnhughes hey, as honorary older brother that was really mean

adamfantilli what a mom

ynmccarthy like you don’t love me

luca.fantilli caught

trevorzegras thanks a lot for the help. I really needed it. Jamie is exhausting

jamie.drysdale I’M exhausting!? you didn’t do a single thing for me!

trevorzegras are you kidding me right now

ynmccarthy boys, seriously? the second I leave you start to argue

luca.fantilli you really are a mom

ynmccarthy yeah, to freaking 5 year olds

lhughes_06 are you gonna be home soon

ynmccarthy I’m on the way home right now babe

jackhughes your home or our home?

ynmccarthy Luke are you freaking kidding me!?

jackhughes 🤨

lhughes_06 I didn’t tell anyone yet! I thought we were waiting????

ynmccarthy does your mother know??

lhughes_06 no …

elblue6 I feel like I need to get involved now

jackhughes you guys, what is going on

lhughes_06 long story short we bought a house together and are currently in the process of moving in

ynmccarthy so when I tell my family I’m at your house, I’m really at ours. and vice versa for Luke

jjmccarthy WHAT!?

elblue6 are you serious?? why wouldn’t you guys say anything, this is amazing you two!

ynmccarthy oh thank God

mackie.samo these comments are getting really personal. great content for a fan page

ynmccarthy … what do you know?

mackie.samo 🤷🏼‍♀️

lhughes_06

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lhughes_06 5.1.23: the day I manned up & made sure I could have you forever :)

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ynmccarthy I’m so ready to be your wife ❤️‍🔥

lhughes_06 last name upgrade 😎

jjmccarthy watch it

jackhughes Lukey boy!! congrats you guys 🫶🏻

ynmccarthy love you Jack!

_quinnhughes officially time to get me a sister

user1 Quinn’s older brother role for yn 🥹

elblue6 the daughter I never got but always needed 🩷

ynmccarthy I love you Ellen

colecaufield Luke getting married first!? no one had it on their bingo card

ynmccarthy you can imagine my shock then

lhughes_06 you are jumping for fucking joy

ynmccarthy well yeah, I still love you! just shocked in the best way :)

colecaufield you can go now 🤢

user1 she is so happy

umichhockey congrats to future Mr. & Mrs. Hughes!

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jjmccarthy awww lil sis! I couldn’t be happier :)

ynmccarthy I love you jj :)

biznasty I thought you were with that Zegras kid

ynmccarthy no you didn’t

biznasty yeah I know, I just like to start shit. serious congrats to the both of you!

ynmccarthy Paul, are you feeling okay? you just said something nice..

biznasty I’ll take it back you little shit

yourbestfriend you better treat her right Hughes

lhughes_06 🫡

yourbestfriend congrats my yn!!

ynmccarthy I love you!!

njdevils pop the champagne! congrats to the future Hughes’!

yns#1fan congratulations! I bet it was amazing to have your little brothers there too

lhughes_06 I only told 3 people that they would be there. so which one of you is it

rutgermgroarty not me

adamfantilli not me

mackie.samo not me

ynmccarthy why do you do this

jamie.drysdale you got yourself a good one! be nice to her or else. and also congrats :)

lhughes_06 🫶🏻

jjmccarthy also luke, what does this mean for us? how could you do this!?

lhughes_06 I know and I’m sorry. it was really difficult, you have to understand

jjmccarthy we could’ve been a Michigan power couple

lhughes_06 yn doesn’t have to know …

ynmccarthy right here guys

jjmccarthy go away for a minute

trevorzegras baby Hughes so longer a baby! congrats yn and Luke!!

lhughes_06 thank you Z!

ynmccarthy love you Trev 🫶🏻

ynmccarthy

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ynmccarthy meet beau :)

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nhl the cutest new addition to the Hughes fam!

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trevorzegras you finally got your Doberman!

ynmccarthy it took a lot of convincing

lhughes_06 when have I ever said no to you?

jackhughes literally never she’s so dramatic

_quinnhughes she’s not responding because she knows we’re right

ynmccarthy no comment

jjmccarthy not what I had in mind when I said I wanted a nephew

ynmccarthy it’s the best I could do for right now

lhughes_06 are kids in the near future??

ynmccarthy do you think they are??

lhughes_06 I think this is a conversation to have not in Instagram comments

user1 who’s cuter, Beau or Luke?

mackie.samo beau

rutgermcgroarty beau

jackhughes beau

ynmccarthy beau

lhughes_06 wow thank you guys so much

adamfantilli will you guys just get married already ?

ynmccarthy who says we aren’t …

adamfantilli don’t even joke

_quinnhughes ????? you guys JUST got engaged

lhughes_06 we like to move fast

jackhughes did you fucking get eloped

ynmccarthy 🤷🏼‍♀️

biznasty kids these days, buying puppies together, trying to get married quick. just slow down. Luke will still be there in the morning

ynmccarthy wow, that’s actually amazing advice

biznasty well, I wanted to end it with “he’s still gonna be there because nobody else wanted him” but I decided against it

ynmccarthy wouldn’t be a Paul Bissonnette quote without a smart ass comment

biznasty says you

ynmccarthy 🖕🏻

[smicksstuff]

lets go racing in Jeddah! its the second race of the season and it is packed with twice the amount of drama you could have expected! drama unfolds, trophies passed around like hot potato and secrets spilled like red wine on a white dress. what has yn gotten herself into ? is all this worth it ?

read Part 1, Part 2, Part 3 here

The PitBox Crew Series

Land of Pizza and Pasta

(f1drivers x yngasly)

a/n: sorry for the google translate french and italian. please note this is a work of fiction.

20 March 2023

yngasly

Jeddah

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yngasly i guess everyone is an aston martin now ?

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fernandoalo_official Vamos Yn !! 💪🏼

yngasly congratulations on P3 !

fernandoalo_official are you sure?

yngasly congrats to george then ?

yngasly someone help this is more confusing then trigonometry 😫

sharl she is so real for this

pierregasly what is with the memes

yngasly arent they cute !! i love Pear Gasly, gonna be your new contact now 😎

pierregasly no why?!

yngasly why not?

pierregasly at least its better than the current one

pedrogaseoso pls tell us what the current one is !! i need to know !!!

yngasly hint: its his spanish name 😉

pedrogaseoso NO WAY !!! MY USERNAME??! i have made it 😍

formulauno can someone tell me where to sign up to be yn’s friend ?

yngaslyfans SAME !!! drop the signups here 😃

charles_leclerc why am i a red flag ?

yngasly gee i dont know charles, maybe the fact that all my dates ditch me the second they find out i know you ? 😤

charles_leclerc well they weren’t good enough anyways 🤷🏻‍♂️

sharl where can i get a bestie like this ?

lancestroll green is definitely a good colour on you!

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lancelot ummm 👀 je suis pardon ? (translation: im sorry?)

f1fandom not another colour debate 😂

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26 March 2023

yngasly

Italy

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yngasly Mi è mancato questo posto! Bello essere tornato ❤️ (translation: i have missed this place! great to be back ! )

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isahernaez come to spain next !! i miss you 😫❤️

yngasly buying my plane ticket to spain after the race!!

carlossainz55 you dont miss me this much 😧

isahernaez i see you too much 🫢

carlossainz55 WOW

isahernaez come on i only see her at races or during breaks ☹️

carlossainz55 fine 😕

isahernaez im planning our date as we speak !! keep a whole day free babes 😘

yngasly you can have the whole week 😉

ybfusername GOD I MISSED YOU SO MUCH !! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

yngasly ME TOO !! 😭😭😭 you need to come to UK next

ybfusername planning my trip to UK rn

landonorris if you need a tour guide, you know who is the best ! 😎

yngasly thanks lando for the offer! @maxfewtrell when are you free ?

landino oh no she did not 😧

maxfewtrell anytime mate! text me and ill bring my chauffeur too 👍🏼 (hint: he drives a mclaren)

quadrantmania not max joining in too

yngasly sounds like a plan 👍🏼

landonorris lando has left the chat

lilymhe im obessed with your outfits babe!! we need to go shopping together soon!!

yngasly awww thanks lils!! i learnt from the queen herself 😉 a shopping date is a need !!

alexalbonfans yn calling lily “lils” my heart 🥹❤️

charles_leclerc 10/10 for the maranello tour

yngasly how are you so sure

charles_leclerc what is your rating then ?

yngasly tour is a 10 but the the tour guide……

carlossainz55 i was so much better

charles_leclerc not trueee

yngasly he made me coffee !!! thats like +10 points

charles_leclerc 😧

yngaslyfans OMG this comment section is getting me pumped for the rest of the season!! cant wait for all the potential dates yn has !! im so excited!!!

emmainmilan this is just a phase. you dont even know the real yn! if you knew her, you would make sure these people dont mix around with her.

yngaslyfans no one asked mate

emmainmilan its just a friendly heads up. i know the real yn, to her this is just a game. when she has got what she wants she will bring them down instantly.

emmainmilan i was one of her closest friends and let me just say she is a real piece of work.

username7 pls i agree, i heard from a friend that yn is such a brat! im amazed her family took her back after all she did

user6 spill what happened

emmainmilan when she moved with her family to italy, it was all great until the passing of AH. she became a wrecking ball after that, she partied all night, skipped school, and did all sorts of nonsense. pierre and her got into many fights and it got to a point they didn’t talk anymore! she would come home black out drunk and she got into many fights in public too. her family kicked her out and she ended up staying with me. after that she dropped out of school and lived off the money in her trust fund.

user6 WTF i can’t believe i looked up to her

emmainmilan it gets worst, one night she got so drunk she got into a fight with a stranger and ended up in the police station, her parents were called and they had to bail her out ! thats the first time they heard from her since she left their family house 1 year before that. man she begged her mum and dad to take her back. and i honestly can’t believe how her mother took her back.

user5 if that was my daughter, i would have left her to rot in the cell. she deserves it.

emmainmilan same! after her parents took her back, she dropped me like a fly and never looked back! honestly she thinks that she can just forget all this but hell nah im not going to allow that.

yngaslyfans PLS STOP! this isnt your story to share ! its hers!

emmainmilan pls i suggest you find a better person to be a fan of, yn gasly is just an entitled brat!!

yngaslyfc Hey Yn!! if you read this, please know that we still love you so much!! and if this is all true, we are proud that you got better !! dont let these nobodies bring you down❤️❤️❤️

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username8 what a suck up!! she doesn’t deserve it

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charles_leclerc

Maranello

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charles_leclerc Maranello Tour ‘23 🏎️

yngasly thanks for the tour! got to admit i really liked it 😍

charles_leclerc happy to hear that! what was the best thing ?

yngasly well carlos was amazing and i really liked the coffee and merch! im ready for australia now 😃

charles_leclerc and me ?

yngasly you could learn how to make coffee ?

carlossainz55 give it up charles, she is a chilli fan 🌶️

charles_leclerc 😞☹️

yngasly omg i love both ferrari drivers equally !

sharl when will it be me !!!!!

f1fans charles and carlos need a better friend to be honest. just stick with pierre.

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scuderiaferrari thank you for visiting us Yn !! Come back soon! We love hanging out with you ❤️

yngasly Thank you @scuderiaferrari definitely loved hanging with you too ❤️

alpinef1team stop stealing our Yn ✋🏼

yngasly no need to fight, @alpinef1team you will always have me 😉

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credits: all pictures are found from pinterest and instagram

a/n: thank you for reading this far !! If you have any suggestions send them to me!! I would love to hear them ◡̈

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[cressthebest]

Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 15

chapter 26: (check tags for triggers)

1. james’ stab wound will heal, but of course he’s gonna have to use a cane for the rest of his life. my poor darling. but also! CHARACTERS WITH DISABILITIES THAT WONT BE ERASED!!! HELL YEAH!

2. this nurse is pissing me off. sirius is asking if james and reg are gonna be okay, and all she can talk about it appearances and scars. not if they’ll be okay

3. sirius and reg are reunited. thank god. this is what the world needs

4. “"I love you. You're my brother; of course I love you. Always have, always will, and nothing—absolutely nothing in this world could ever change that, do you hear me? You're enough for me, and I love you. Never, never fucking doubt that."” AHHHHHHHHHHHHH reg needed to hear that so bad, and james needed to say it so bad

5. 😧😟 reg is vomitting blood. yikes. wow. that’s yikes. it’s not even HIS BLOOD that he’s vomiting. and i wanna know who’s blood filled that river. i want to know who was killed to make blood for that river

6. “”It's fine. I didn't even like this shirt.” (Sirius really liked this shirt.)” 😭😭

7. 😊 siblings! sirius wipes reg’s face, and reg threatens to vomit on him again

8. reg questioning if he actually made it out. that breaks both mine and sirius’ heart. “"I—I thought it made sense, because why would I have scars if I was dead?””

9. reg breaking down and sobbing to his brother. wow. i- wow

10. gosh, remus and sirius are already like a married couple. i love them

11. regulus would just wake up and ask for james. that hurts. in no way was my experience any where near as bad, but i know it must suck to wake up, calling for someone, and them not to be there. when i woke up from wisdom tooth surgery, i called out for my mom many times, and the nurses jsut told me to be quiet, and i can’t see her. i was so distressed that i cried. my pain is not anywhere like james or reg’s but i know that it sucks.

12. sobbing. reg needs to shower, but doesn’t want to get in the water. he’s scared of the water. like wow

13. god, james wakes up and starts fighting people. he never should have had to go through that.

14. james is begging to see regulus, and regulus begged to NOT see james. idk how zar could have hurt me any more, but here we are

15. james and sirius have matching scars! that’s horrific! but! they’re matching!

16. sirius’ words before james went into the arena. we get to know them. and it’s both healing to know the memory, but also hurts like a motherfucking truck

17. sirius asking for remus to kiss him! consent!

18. shit. remus realized he loved sirius. like. loved him. wolfstar better be granted happiness in this universe

19. authors end note: “you think regulus is unhinged? sirius is so, so much worse 😳”

chapter 27:

1. god, regulus needs to take a shower. he must STINK. but also, i do not blame him for not wanting to

2. i appreciate remus’ honestly. he will not dance around the point with reg, and honestly, that’s what he needs

3. oh my god. is remus gonna get reg to take a bath? honestly, if anyone could do it, it would be remus. nobody else could do it

4. remus sharing the petty hallow drama 😭😭

5. james and sirius friendship is all i need in this life

6. oh wow. sirius is hurt that james never told him about his crush on regulus. not that james likes regulus. i love when fics do that instead of sirius being angry

7. i love that it’s no issue for james and sirius to share a bed. they need comfort. they share. that’s that.

8. sirius not letting james have a drink cause he knows it’s a slippery slope >>>>>>

9. ✨remus lupin✨

10. 😧 reg but sirius as a reflex from the arena. and immediately apologized. he’s never hit sirius before. and wow. that-

11. sirius is admitting something he never even told james. that he accidentally hit effie. and 😧😧😧

12. AWWWW REMUS CALLED JAMES SWEETHEART

13. honorable mention for all pandora did in this chapter. she is a lifesaver, she is a queen, she is a goddess, and she deserves so much

[wontheworld]

“pay attention to me”

Paring: fem!reader x bf!Sunghoon

Genre: angst (?)

Summary: Sunghoon and Y/n were exposed by Korea dispatch

Word count: 335 words

Warnings: crying, kissing, semi-making out, hate comments

Notes: Notes: not proofread! English is not my first language (Ik English more than my native language 😭), slayyy!!

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Sunghoon knew this day would come, the day where him and his girlfriend would get exposed on Korea Dispatch; it wasn’t much of a shock.

The hate comments were unbearable though. People that he thought were his fans sending him death threats and his girlfriend death threats, calling them selfish and much more.

“Sunghoon let’s just break up.” Y/n said weakly while crying

Sunghoon shook his head, “n-no we’ll get through this together; we can’t let stupid people online break us up” he cried.

“I don’t know if I can take it anymore Hoon. All of these comments” she said taking a breath.

thefeelsforhoon: uhm who the hell is this? Sunghoon do not like that bitch 🤣!!

j.040923: wha…I can’t believe this b*tch!! ㅋㅋㅋ she doesn’t have a chance with him-

kang07_jiwoo: ㅋㅋㅋ never liked him anyways…betraying his fans

drukensunghoon: Seriously bro? Sunghoon and that whore are fucking annoying!

hannixtar: wow you “Engenes” are really something else 😧 hating on YOUR own IDOL like get a life he wouldn’t date you anyways 😭😭

jisung2kim: 뭐? (what) this is a joke right? he needs to f**king leave….

changbintastic: Sunghoon leave party 🤪

“Don’t read the comments love, I don’t care what they say! Just pay attention to me y/n” he said and hugged her

“I love you” she said and broke away from him and kissed his lips and he kissed back.

They made out for a while till she pulled back herself; the both were in a dazed looking at each other.

“Gosh I guess you really do love me hm?” He said as she softly laughed.

she sighed wrapping her arms around his neck “yeah I do” she said pouting

“At least kissing stopped you from crying” he joked making her hit him

“Shut up Hoon” she laughed.

Her phone ringed with her friend Yunjins name on it. She looked at Sunghoon and looked back at her phone picking it up.

“Hello?”

“Y/n baby did you hear the news?”

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Okay so idk abt this one 😭😭 I kinda like it and then I don’t bro

Song for the day:

[allamericanb-tch]

crimson rivers thoughts (18)

@tastetherainbow290

chapter 47

oh we’re just going right into this aren’t we

regulus thinking of james and sirius thinking of remus ❤️‍🩹

“sirius is very bored” sirius is so me

so this is why it’s called the maze

mavis and velvet 💔

sirius saving regulus and regulus just punches him in the face and steals his supplies 😭 he’s such a menace 

marlene ☹️

omg

eli ?!

regulus pov switch

he isn’t with the death eaters!

this bag is very helpful

oh! 😀

wow regulus just lying left and right 

no not sirius 😧

chapter 48

james pov the dramatic irony

🎶signed sealed delivered i’m yours🎶

good thing coen died after regulus lied bc that could have been not good

regulus becoming a death eater this is so canon coded and im devastated 

“Everything I do in that arena, it's for you.” count: 18

sirius pov

i’m imagining the maze like the one in goblet of fire 

🎶don’t call me kid don’t call me baby🎶

alice and augusta fighting 

what are these dark forms 😧

statues?!

MARLENE NO

she lives!!!!!

veneer was one of my vocab words 

regulus scared of making friends with rabastan bc of evan 💔

remus being mad at regulus 😭

now he’s scared for them what is lucius plotting

chapter 49

WHAT IS THIS 

i know it’s a dream

but

ugh

i want them to have this for real

"You remind me that happiness exists” ❤️‍🩹

nooo it’s sad now

oh no it’s raining

sirius immediately wanting to go find regulus

marlene still has the ring!!!

dorcas being sad for regulus ☹️ we all are

“you know just as well as many others what my mouth can do.” lily is such an icon

“the plot thickens” 

“I keep telling her I know exactly how to make her feel better, but she insists she's a married woman, and also far too old for me” lily 😭😭

james pulling a regulus 

“no one even knew” 💔

(thinking of you runar) A BAGEL!!!!! i’m gonna cry james is so sweet

reggie smiling ❤️‍🩹

"You're getting googly-eyed over a bagel?"  😭

‘???’ what does that mean james

captain obvious

😧

HANDS?!

camilla 😧

sirius??

“He has had dreams of Regulus, ah, using his dagger during…intimate moments” JAMES 😭

black brothers reunited! in a violent manner, but reunited nonetheless!

chapter 50

oh they’re fighting 

no reggie don’t kill sirius

regulus gaslighting camilla into thinking she isn’t the one who killed coen 😭 menace

sirius using reggie’s full name 😭

“I was going to lose James anyway, don't you get it?! I never even really got to have him! But you—I got you back. I had you back, and you took that from me.” 

☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

oh???

sirius and regulus are so me and my sister this is. ah let’s move on from that thought

regulus did you just 

regulus don’t you DARE

he’s so me i can’t this is horrible

sirius just beating him ok

oh.

im gonna cry. 

“Regulus isn't going to do some sort of sacrificial suicide—at least not yet.” 😧

this is devastating i need them to Get Out Of The Arena

the notes; “bfb regulus 🤝 crimson rivers regulus: pretending to threaten remus' life 😭😭😭” BAH STOP if you haven’t read best friends brother you absolutely should i was expecting to dislike it bc i don’t like modern AUs but i loved it

that is enough for today.

[paulinawoodpecker]

Ramirez and Sara cheered him up about Tiffany Mordon hurting his feelings part 1,2,3,4 and final

@jakkiisthatboy2

Part 1:

Tiffany: do you want to play this game?!

Tiffany: *laughs*

Tiffany: Fine! I’ll let you play this game!

Tiffany: operation! Break man’s heart!

The mean queen bees gasps at her

Kenny: no! No! No! This is bad! Really bad!

Kevin: naw not the foot.

Tiffany: let’s do this!

Tad: *gulps*

Part 2:

Tiffany: you have been making women a distraction and feel bad about themselves since you came in to this world. I think you have that all wrong mr. You’re wrong around you representing everything wrong with your discovery and your lame stuff.

Tad: lame?

Tiffany: what unrealistic ideas you have. You are describing stereotypical useless people.

Tad: 😧 I mean I am good looking…

Tiffany: LOOK AT YOURSELF!

Tad: *looks at himself*

Tiffany: where the heck did you get that ridiculous abdominal area where you mostly gain weight?

Tad: 😧

Tiffany: you have got yourself the glutes! The glutes are for people with big guts who always eat overweighted *pokes and slight punches his stomach*

Tiffany: it’s like you have embryos there!

Tad: hey!

Tiffany: you set a masculine movement back to your years. You destroyed men and women’s lives and rights on listening to their hopes and dreams but instead you wanted the spotlight to yourself. With innate sense of worth. You are killing their chance to live in the spotlight. You are killing the planet with your glorification of rampant.

Tad: *tears forming in his eyes*

Tiffany: am I the only one with consumerism? No! Because you know what you are? Nothing! Absolutely nothing. I’m supposed to make you happy and proud of you for yourself. Well get this. I’m wrong. And I’m powerful. Heck yeah I’m powerful!

Sara: *watches tad suffer*

Tad: 🥺

Tiffany: and you have declared yourself sir wrongly nothing. If it weren’t for you, I’ve not been doing this on my own. And another thing. Stop getting in our way you FAT FACIST!

Blair, andrea and ying: 😧

Kevin, Kenny, Christopher, and Ryan: oooh.

Ryan: wow she’s good.

Christopher: never trust a girl with yellow hair.

Tiffany: 😈😏

Tiffany: well? You give up? Or are you hungry for more?

Tiffany: because if you want more, then is suggest you should start stuffing your face because your gut is so big and thick *pats his stomach*

Tad: 😢 okay. Fine. If that’s what you want to call me. It was nice talking to you. Come on Sara.

Tad: *speed walks with 😭 while Sara catches up*

Tiffany: oh yeah. and tad?

Tiffany: *gives him the naughty finger which is censored by the Lightbox animation studios logo*

The mean queen bees laugh villainy and evilly and walks away

Part 3:

Tad: 😭😭😭😭

Sara: hey. It’s okay.

Ramirez: *heard crying that was coming from tad*

Ramirez: what happened?

Sara: he got into a bet with some mean girls.

Ramirez: mean girls?

Sara: her name was Tiffany mordon. She’s the leader of the mean queen bees.

Ramirez: oh. I know her. She used to make fun of my sibling on the first day of high school.

Tad: *sniffs* she was so mean. Where did she get that FAT Fascist? *continues crying*

Part 4:

Ramirez and Sara give him a hug to cheer him up

Tad: *stops crying but still sheds tears*

Sara: I’m very sorry you had to go through that.

Tad: *sniffs* I’m fine. Sara. I’m fine.

Ramirez: Well. Maybe Sara and I can figure out how to make you feel better.

Final:

Tad: really?

Sara: yeah. Someday. You need to stand up to her.

Tad: *tears form bigger* but I’m scared. I’m just scared she might do that break heart thing again.

Ramirez: I know. It’s okay to be scared at first.

Sara: yeah. Sometimes at the first day you meet bullies, they make you cry. But on a future day, you finally start raising your voice and start standing up to them.

Tad: okay.

Ramirez: don’t cry tad.

Tad: I’ll try.

Ramirez and Sara give him a hug to cheer him up

Tad: *manages to calm down*

Tad: thanks you two.

Ramirez: all good?

Tad: yeah. All good.

[charlchen-moonves]

Jasmine: wow, you could be a model!

Taylor: 😂 no I don’t want to be a size 0

Jasmine: ….

Jasmine: 😡 Taylor called me fat!

Daniel and rest of the house: 😧

Daniel after learning Taylor might not be as bad after all: wait no, she called Jasmine fat! 😡😡

Sorry Paloma, I do not believe Taylor made fun of your appearance in the shower. And the pineapple… I bet 1000$ ANYONE else makes fun of that, you wouldn’t act like it’s a war crime.

[jahayla-parker]

Virtual Pining- A Harrison Osterfield x Reader SMAU

Summary: Harrison and Reader (Hailee Steinfield faceclaim again) are friends who are mutually pining for one another and their friends can tell but they won’t admit it and just say it’s playful flirting. Until…..

Warnings: cursing, mentions of alcohol/drinking, I think that’s all.

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yourusername: New York State of Mind🛩🍎

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zendaya: hot damn my bestie is killing it! 🥵

hazosterfield: woah Y/n/n that’s a great photo 😊

yourusername: thanks Haz ☺️ miss you bestie

hazosterfield: always, you look fantastic! I miss my best friend too, text me or FaceTime when you can ❤️

yourusername: I’m free now, one second 🥰

tuwaine: ugh I miss NYC🥲

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hazosterfield: life has me smiling 🙂

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tomholland2013: “who got you smiling like that?” 😉 as if I don’t already know. 😏

hazosterfield: shut it mate, I said LIFE 💁🏼‍♂️

yourusername: Awe Harrison I love this photo! I’m missing that smile 🥺

hazosterfield: I miss your’s more, come back to London please? 😩

yourusername: next Friday I’ll be back but I’ll need a ride from the airport 🤭

hazosterfield: Wait really?! I’ll be there, just text me the info on your flight! 🥰

tuwaine: Tom’s comment 😂 I think I know too💀

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yourusername: just wrapped my first photo shoot ever! Now need to take this makeup off and head to H&Mu for the next shoot but really liked my H&Mu from this one so wanted to share before I take it off.

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harryholland64: 🥵 you single?

yourusername: depends on who is asking 😏

harryholland64: me clearly 🤪

yourusername: hmm idk Baz I think that’d be weird 🤨

hazosterfield: what if it were me asking?

yourusername: depends, ARE you asking? 🧐

hazosterfield: of course 😉

yourusername: hmm I might be single then 😉

zendaya: you are so beautiful 😍

hazosterfield: If the photos are half as good as this selfie, I was right you had nothing to worry about ❤️

yourusername: thank you Haz 😭

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hazosterfield: 📸

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yourusername: 🤩😘 looking good babe

tuwaine: babe?! Is this 👈👉finally happening?

tomholland2013: they call eachother babe now 🙄

harryholland64: but are still “just friends”👌

hazosterfield: we are just friends, leave her be mates

samholland1999: nice previews man

hazandholland27: OMG I’m dead

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yourusername: Had a blast with @/vanitymag 📷 thanks for having me 💕

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zendaya: 🧎🏾‍♀️ my queen👑

hazosterfield: HOLY SH- 🤯 these are amazing babe😍

yourusername: just trying to keep up😉

hazosterfield: keep up? You’re running laps around me love😧

tomholland2013: wow y/n 🙌

harryholland64: this photo is incredible 👏

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hazosterfield: In honor of my best friend killing it lately today’s WCW goes out to her ❤️

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yourusername: I’m not worthy of being your wcw Haz but thank you 🥰

hazosterfield: nonsense darling, you’re beyond worthy ❤️

tomholland2013: Bold mate 😌

tuwaine: getting closer to acceptance I see

zendaya: she is killing it isn’t she?🫡

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yourusername: did someone mention a movie premiere? 🎟

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zendaya: can’t wait to see you! You look so good!🙌😍

harryholland64: you’re going to make tonight really easy to get good photos 🫢

hazosterfield: I’m going to have the hottest girl on my arm tonight 😎

yourusername: sorry bestie, probably not going to help you get laid tonight if that’s true. Don’t want to risk scaring the girls off, shall I go with Baz instead?

harryholland64: yes, I volunteer as tribute 😆

hazosterfield: absolutely not, it’s worth it ☺️ besides, I’m not breaking our tradition of going to premiers together. I’ll be there soon 🌹

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hazosterfield: Premiere night 🌹

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samholland2013: are those y/n’s shoes in the background? 😳

yourusername: ooops yeah🤦‍♀️ my feet hurt already 😂

zendaya: @/yourusername hun you gotta keep them on, it completes me look 😆

hazosterfield: doesn’t matter, heels or no heels, she’ll be the hottest one there 😉

tomholland2013: see you soon mate

harryholland64: nice suit I guess🤷🏻‍♂️

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yourusername: it’s always an amazing time to see this handsome and talented man perform. 🥰

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philosterfield: it was so great seeing you y/n

yourusername: you too Mrs. Osterfield ☺️

hazosterfield: I love looking into the crowd and seeing you there ❤️

yourusername: I’m always going to be there Div 😘

hazosterfield: good because I love it and in case I didn’t say it earlier, you looked smashing tonight 😍

tomholland2013: I was sorry I missed it, thanks for FaceTiming it for me though! ❤️

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hazosterfield: thanks Kevin for the shoot last week 😎

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tomholland2013: put on a shirt you Div 🫣

yourusername: no 🙅‍♀️

hazosterfield: 👀

yourusername: Haaazzz why you gotta be a tease? 💋

hazosterfield: ME?! I’M the tease?💁🏼‍♂️

yourusername: ummm yes? You’re the one with your shirt half off 💁‍♀️

harryholland64: mate you’re going to get cold 🙄

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[diorsluv]

feather , part 22

“ with you out my life ”

series m. list previous chapter next chapter

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yourusername

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yourusername she’s officially a single pringle nowww ‼️ if u see me on tinder no u dont 🫢🫢

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jackhughes i love pringles

→ yourusername pringles don’t love you back

→ trevorzegras jack’s been a single pringle longer than you have yourusername

→ lhughes_06 oh 😒

luca.fantilli is that why you popped up when i searched up the girl of my dreams

→ yourusername good thing it’s called a dream for a reason 🥰

→ luca.fantilli i knew i shouldn’t have turned to tiktok for pickup lines

→ lhughes_06 oh 🫤

username20 why is luca flirting with mini drizzy this aint right

mackie.samo swipe right when you see me

→ yourusername why are you all doing this

→ rutgermcgroarty not if she sees me first

→ adamfantilli jokes on you she swiped right on me already

→ lhughes_06 oh 😓

trevorzegras not for long 😘😘

→ yourusername get the hell away from me i’m barely legal

→ trevorzegras you are not “barely legal” 🙄 AND ALSO stop making me look like the bad guy

→ yourusername you are the bad guy

→ trevorzegras i’m fighting the urge to strangle you

→ yourusername i don’t my brother would really appreciate you saying that 😒

→ lhughes_06 oh 🤬

edwards.73 your hands look pretty

→ yourusername hand kink????

→ edwards.73 WAIT NO FUCK

→ markestapa eddy this is not what we discussed

→ luca.fantilli bro you did it wrong

→ edwards.73 i’m sorry 😕

→ lhughes_06 oh 😨

username12 why the hell does luke keep going “oh”

→ username3 and why the hell is everyone tryna make a move on my girl 😟😟

colecaufield my friend’s younger brother was asking about you

→ yourusername jokes on you i know you don’t have any friends

→ jackhughes is this about who i think it’s about

→ colecaufield no one of our friends’ brothers actually asked me about her.. jackhughes

→ lhughes_06 oh 😞

markestapa damn how’d you manage to crop me out of that first pic

→ mackie.samo the implications are wild

→ dylanduke25 wow u were in her bed 😱

→ yourusername yes dylan he was in my bed WAITING FOR ME TO PAINT HIS NAILS

→ markestapa HELL NO i was just watching you do yours 🙄🙄

→ lhughes_06 oh 😧

username99 luke keeps oh-ing i’m slightly scared for him!

username45 SHE’S FINALLY FREE

→ username24 escaped booking.com’s basement

→ username27 BOOKING.COM???? 😭😭😭

username71 are they all commenting this shit on purpose lmfaoooo

username36 if their goal is to make luke mad i’m sure they’re succeeding

→ username2 fr i can hear him sobbing from here

jamie.drysdale

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jamie.drysdale reminder to never break up with someone over text

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_quinnhughes she’s gonna kill you LMAO

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→ trevorzegras jamie last time she quite literally almost knocked your head on the corner of the counter

yourusername first of all JAMIE I CANT BELIEVE YOU

yourusername THIS IS SO FUCKING FOUL

yourusername LIKE THATS AN OUTDATED PIC YOU CAN’T USE IT

yourusername I’M NEVER FUCKING VISITING YOU AGAIN

yourusername and it wasn’t text it was warzone because he blocked me on everything else 🙄

→ jamie.drysdale one, that’s embarrassing, and two, STOP SPAMMING MY COMMENTS

→ yourusername ok mr proper grammar

→ jamie.drysdale your so annoying

→ yourusername okay i take it back your grammar is ass

adamfantilli aw was she crying

→ jamie.drysdale yeah we got a noise complaint from our neighbors

→ yourusername i can’t tell if you’re being sarcastic or not 😕😕

→ adamfantilli aw were u crying ☹️😔😖😣😩😪

→ yourusername aw did i accidentally block you ☹️😔😖😣😩😪

colecaufield don’t tell me she was actually crying over blaker

→ jamie.drysdale she was!

→ yourusername she was not!

username27 first pic is me knowing dryshughes is never gonna happen

→ username89 IT WILL HAPPEN

→ username37 DONT PUSH UR NEGATIVE THOUGHTS ONTO US

→ username14 ur praying for our downfall arent u

username54 honestly tho she’s a mood

username28 i cant believe jamie actually posted this

jackhughes i just realized you have her saved as “fucking menace 🥰”

→ jamie.drysdale i hate her

→ yourusername don’t u think that’s a little mean jimmy johns????

→ jamie.drysdale god here you go AGAIN with the nicknames 🙄

→ yourusername YOU LAUGHED AT MY NICKNAME FOR JACK WTF DO U MEAN

→ jackhughes HUH WHAT NICKNAME????

→ yourusername don’t worry about it jacky boy

edwards.73 i could’ve sworn i heard a witch screeching but ig it was her crying

→ mackie.samo it’s okay man we all heard it

→ jamie.drysdale can confirm that’s what it sounded like

→ yourusername can confirm i’m being harassed by my friends and brother

→ dylanduke25 we were never your friends yourusername

→ yourusername oh 😥

yourusername i forgot to say i’m not heartbroken

yourusername so STOP MAKING ME LOOK LIKE I’M SAD

→ jamie.drysdale i thought i told you to stop spamming my comments

→ yourusername i’m not even spamming ur such a baby 😒

→ jamie.drysdale RESPECT ME IM OLDER

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next chapter notes ) like i said in my other post i’ve been so tied up in school it’s been hard to get these chapters out WITH GOOD QUALITY nonetheless i hope it was still enjoyable albeit late 😭 also i forgot to mention but u mightve noticed the song lyric at the beginning of the chapter is NOT in order (yes it annoys me) but i didnt wanna repeat lyrics so that’s just how i’m gonna put them in for the rest of the song: if the lyric has been repeated then i’ll skip it til i get to the next new one 🙏🙏

tags: @aliaology @hockeyboysarehot @absolutelyhugh3s @jackquinnswife @freds-slut @love4ldr @blueeyedbesson @43hughes @v1olentdelights @dancerbailey3 @random-human02 @ho3forfakeguys

[junsei-draws-rotasu]

Watching TMNT 2007 movie (live reaction)

Heard lots of hate of the movie yet loves the turtles? I don’t get much from it, beside that Leo is hot, and Donnie got the fruit in this one

Dramatic intro

“An evil born 3000 years ago” It’s Krang isn’t it? Heard Leo turned into a battery in this one lol

Excuse me what? Okay didn’t expect taking over the kingdoms is part of the backstory of this past brotherhood

I’m guessing the Yoalt brotherhood here is the before reincarnation of the turtles. Which is why I’m guessing The turtles are reincarnated, like the IDW comics

Dude, the narrator is just going to ignore the female there? Like, it’s not brotherhood only bruh

Unless she identifies as male then carry on.

Also, what Kikian did, will that be foreshadowing what will Leo do? Yeah, I’m assuming Leo since that guy has a sword.

I guess my reincarnation theory is wrong

Okay, give some context please. It says Central America, and yet the dude says jungle. Is this metaphorical or literal? Im not American

The lady looks like Bell without the yellow dress

It is literal jungle. Why is it called Central America???

Wow, is that guy actually dead?

Wett, my blue -boy!

Is that little boy Casey? It would be cool.

Leo you look… idk what the word for the person who hangs with the trees and has a cloak on

Im assuming this is April

I—

LEONARDO?! Why did you sound like your flirting???

“Well… our strange crowed isn’t the same without you” Gives Leo a look, which Leo looks surprised at.

I— is this the origin of April x Leonardo?

“No, I’m not playing hard to get. I’m telling you , sir, it’s not that kind of phone line” They weren’t kidding Donnie would be the fruit in this version of TMNT

Yeah, children are brutal. I would know, since I used to be the child who bites peoples hand if they pet my head

Damn, Raph looks hot in his vigilante outfit

That voice… did 2012 Raph voice actors 2007 Raph too?!

Yeah, that ‘boo’ sounds familiar

“Your brothers need you Leo. Your brothers are lost without you…” they look fine to me. And Leo thinks so too. But maybe for April, Leo might go

Michealangelo VA sounds like 87 Mikey’s VA

Aw, Mikey missed the old days

Ooooh, Splinter looks so fluffy here!

Bet inside that box is Leo ( and I lost that bet… boo)

Damn, April cleaned up nicely

“Aguila” sounds almost like Eagle in Tagalog

Is Mr. Winters the immortal Kikian?

Damn, Karai. Also, what’s with the animation for the Women? Their waist so so damn thin, it hurts my eyes to look at them

Gargoels! I spelt that wrong but eh.

I’m so used to Casey being so armored up like in 2012. I’m not ready for 2007 Casey to just show up with a bat and mask only. Like—what? What if they kick your groin? At least 12Casey covered that up

Oh, didn’t realized Leo has light brown eye. Same with splinter. And Raph… I guessing all of them have light brown eyes

Ow, just how much Truama does the children gave Mikey 😧

“I think we’re going on the wrong foot here” Ha!

Dramatic entrance! (The low key evil… wait they are considering they wanted to concur every kingdom)

Okay, hold up—Splinter you expect too much! Especially when he just got back! The team would be rusty and of course they wouldn’t be well oiled machine like before! Also, Leo has been gone for almost 2 years! He can’t just heard his brothers like a dog to the sheep after being gone for so long! Also, this turtle haven’t really interacted with anyone!

There are excuses when Leo is out-of touched with his brother for 2 years! You can’t expect a person to stay the same they were before!

Oooh, April knows sword arts? Sweet!

No Nightwatcher outfit, Raph?

Wow, a smoke bomb that shows the ninja running out of t he smoke. Which is cool and lame. I liked it better when they instantly disappeared, but Raph got hit, soooo, fair

Okay, that’s it… Mikey… why is he so… goofy? Like, no serious moments or at least something badass? Is he the butt of the joke here? I’m almost an hour in and he’s just there… joking… like, I didn’t get any badass moments from the fight?

I was right about the Winter guy!

The music is such a bob

“I appreciate your intentions, but you can’t change the world like this!” Leo, I’m assuming a lot here, but, didn’t you and your brother do the same thing?

Man, Leo is quipping left and right here. Arrogant little sh*t (I say this with affection)

“I’m better than you” well damn, didn’t expect that.

Okay, this fight feels like they’re ready to kill each other for real. I mean, as a person with siblings, we do fight, but always have to hold back to not injure ourselves much, but this feels like real murder intent

So, Raph just realized he hurt his brother, and almost killed him…

Oh, so this is the scene where Leo gets kidnapped and turned into a battery

I’m sorry, but that “NOOOOO” is so fucking dramatic and I can’t take it seriously 🫥

What’s with this Splinter on Kneeling?

‼️SPLINTER! YOU DONT TELL YOUR SON/STUDENT HE’S NOT THE FAVORITE! WTF🤬 ! Even if you say he isn’t your least favorite son, you are IMPLYING you DO have a least favorite!

Oh? Are we finally getting an over due moment from Mikey? I hope so, if the writers messed this up on Mikey having a emotional serious moment, I don’t know what I’ll do

Raph, that’s more of a goal than a plan

It finally hit me, the General “Aguila” sounds like the Shredder 2012

“Come to Daddy” I THOUGHT Ya’ll ARE JOKING WHEN HE SAID THIS!! I almost chocked!

I would agree with Karai, but you gotta admit. They’re a couple when they’re fighting in important matter of times

Huh, so the Krang isn’t the villain, shocking.

And finished! I wish Mikey and Donnie get more screen time tho

[whyse7vn]

SEX BAN -

[ ot7 x reader ]

JIMIN -

jimin: if you let me hit again i’ll fuck you like we’re long lost lovers separated by war

y/n: what

jimin: just saying

y/n: stop saying

jimin: you should like lift this sex ban you’ve put us on

y/n: no

jimin: i said i was sorry

y/n: sorry does not take back the month you were an asshole to me

jimin: BABEEEEEEEEEEEE

y/n: leave me alone

jimin: this is how people get cheated on yk??

y/n: are you saying ur gonna cheat on me rn?

jimin: DON’T TALK CRAZY NOW

heh like crazy

shut up

anyways

i was just saying

this is how cheating happens

y/n: am i supposed to be insecure??

jimin: depends

does you feeling insecure make you want to fuck me?

y/n: that is so toxic

jimin: toxic enough to have sex??

y/n: …

jimin: taking that as a maybe

y/n: take it as a no

jimin: baby ☹️☹️

y/n: not listening

jimin: do you even love me

y/n: no

jimin: WOW :((

has this whole relationship been a lie be honest

y/n: this whole relationship is about to be in the past if u keep being annoying

jimin: just say you want to fuck me at this point

y/n: i do NOT want to fuck you at this point

jimin: you said it not me 🔥🔥🔥🔥

y/n: can you read???

jimin: when i want to

y/n: so no then…

jimin: i’m naked rn

y/n: i hope you freeze to death

jimin: kinky 😉

JUNGKOOK -

y/n: sex ban

jk: 😧

y/n: cry about it

jk: euh euh euh waaaaaa waaaa euh euh waaaaaaa waaaa waaaa waaaaaaaaaaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaaa waaaaWAAAAAA

😢😓😭😰😪😭😭

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

y/n: stop

jk: i’m sorry babe

y/n: you deserve this

jk: i’m aware

i’m sorry

shoot me in the head

bury me alive

i’m sorry

kill me

kill me now

i’m sorry

i’m sososo sorry

babe

y/n: stop

jk: ok

sorry

y/n: thank you

jk: btw i just went on ur ig and jacked off to you 😭

y/n: what the actual fuck jungkook

jk: i think i have a problem

y/n: yeah

jk: yeah

can you come hold me pls

y/n: give me 2 minutes baby

jk: she loves me >_<

YOONGI -

yoongi: u busy?

y/n: yes

yoongi: liar

y/n: what do u want

yoongi: :3

y/n: sex ban

yoongi: what.

y/n: sex ban

yoongi: why

y/n: you need it

yoongi: i need it?

y/n: you need it

yoongi: i need YOU

y/n: girl

yoongi: stop

y/n: live a little babe

yoongi: we can do that

in bed

y/n: live?

yoongi: yeah

y/n: failed sext attempt question mark

yoongi: stop saying question mark

just use an actual question mark

y/n: why question mark

yoongi: are you being serious

y/n: about me saying question mark question mark

yoongi: no

about the sex ban

y/n: yeah lol

you need it

yoongi: you said that already

shut up

y/n: sad face dot dot dot

yoongi: ur annoying

y/n: ur annoying

yoongi: shut up actually

y/n: always trying to silence women

shame on u tbh

yoongi: always talking shit

shut up tbh

y/n: sorry can’t hear you over the sex ban you’ve been put on

yoongi: that doesn’t even make sense

y/n: jump of a bridge question mark

yoongi: i’m putting you on a sex ban

y/n: UM HELLO

yoongi: yeah ur on a sex ban rn

y/n: that’s not how this works

yoongi: why

question mark

y/n: bcs i put you on one first

WAIT DID YOU JUST QUESTION MARK ME/)£/72£:£:77/7:7:£

WHO EVEN ARE YOU RN

lord pls kill the one they call min yoongi i HATE HIM I HATE HIM I HATE HIMMMM

yoongi: yeah ok

come home soon pretty waiting for you :3

y/n: i’ll kill you in your sleep

yoongi: kill me during sex

y/n: you should be scared rn

yoongi: i’m terrified pretty girl

y/n: hope you’ve said ur goodbyes to your family

yoongi: sent them letters and everything

y/n: i’m omw

yoongi: oh nooooooo

TAEHYUNG -

tae: HEY 😆

what you doing pretty????

y/n: cleaning rn tae

tae: oh you’re showering?

y/n: no

tae: without me? ://

y/n: i’m cleaning

not showering

can you read

tae: ok but like i’m 📯

y/n: tf is that

ur trumpet???

tae: THAT IS NOT A FUCKING TRUMPET ARE YOU SILLY THATS A HORN

god i HATE women

y/n: ok woah???

still don’t know what ur saying to me i’m literally cleaning leave me alone

tae: i’m 📯

y/n: in a band???

tae i don’t fucking know what ur trying to say to me

tae: i’m horny ohmygod i’m horny

y/n: ok

thanks for telling me goodbye now

tae: ????????

IM HORNY

what are you not getting

y/n: you’re also on a sex ban so

tae: WHAT????????

SINCE WHEN

UR LYING

y/n: since now ur pissing me off

tae: BABE 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

pls

pls

pls say this is fake

say it’s a lie

untrue

fake news

false information

incorrect

tell me babe

y/n: it’s real

so real

should of done this sooner

yes this one is unfinished I TOLD U GUYS

SEOKJIN -

jin: how about you set ur self up for success and turn on ur location rn 😝🙏🏼

y/n: no if you want to come see me you have to be on ur retro shit

pull out ur map and compass i’ll drop the coordinates ‼️💯

jin: why do you have to be so difficult

y/n: don’t act like you don’t know how to use map and compass

you were born before google maps

i KNOW you know ur way around a compass

jin: you are not funny btw

y/n: btw i am

jin: go away

y/n: going away

jin: wait no come back

let’s make love lol

y/n: you are on a sex ban

jin: no i’m not?

y/n: yes you are

jin: i’m not

y/n: you live in delusion then

jin: SLUT

y/n: always so nice to me 🥺💗

jin: ok but would you still love me as a worm?

y/n: i don’t love you as u are now

jin: WOAH????

that’s fucking rude

y/n: you literally called me a slut cuz i wouldn’t fuck you

jin: that’s different

y/n: you are not a good person

jin: so i’ve been told

y/n: try therapy maybe?

jin: sex therapy

y/n: jin

jin: what

i love you you love me let’s make love

fuck the ban i say fuck it 🗣️

y/n: go away

NAMJOON -

namjoon: are you mad at me or something my love?

y/n: no

namjoon: so the sex ban is because?

y/n: felt like it

namjoon: ok pretty

y/n: ok?

namjoon: yeah?

y/n: ur not gonna fight me about it?

namjoon: i am i supposed to?

y/n: a little bit

namjoon: oh

i really don’t want to fight with you tho

y/n: not even a little bit?

namjoon: not even a little bit

y/n: cuz you want to fight me a big bit right?????

namjoon: no?

y/n: why is that a question?

namjoon: why do you want me to fight you?

y/n: do you like having sex with me?

namjoon: of course

y/n: act like it then

namjoon: let’s have sex baby

y/n: NO ❌❌ ❌❌❌❌ ❌❌❌❌❌ ❌❌❌❌ ❌❌❌❌❌❌❌❌ 🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️🙅🏽‍♀️

SEX BAN

SEX BAN

SEX BANNNNNN

namjoon: i’m not gonna force you to have sex with me if you don’t want to my love

y/n: i do want to have sex with you

namjoon: but you put me on a sex ban

y/n: yes

what are you not getting kim namjoon

namjoon: a lot baby

help me out here

y/n: do you even love me anymore?

namjoon: with my whole heart and soul

y/n: joon

namjoon: baby

y/n: i want the sex

you want the sex

i say sex ban

you say

namjoon: i respect that

y/n: NO

SHUT UP

namjoon: sorry 😢

y/n: you say

namjoon: let’s have sex pls

y/n: ur getting better

but it’s still not perfect

namjoon: more rizz??

y/n: LMAO no

we are leaving rizz in the past

namjoon: oh ok

less rizz?

y/n: 0 rizz more

desperation

namjoon: so you want me to beg?

y/n: well yes

but like i’m not gonna tell you to beg because that’s me telling you

i want you to beg because you WANT to beg not cuz i told you to beg

namjoon: baby please can we have sex

i really need you right now

please baby help me out

y/n: hehehehheheheh

no joon

a sex ban is a sex ban

namjoon: but baby

y/n: ur so obsessed with me it’s crazy wow

namjoon: i know i’m sorry just want you

love you

so much

y/n: i’ll bake you in my oven

namjoon: thank you baby

y/n: yw

now come over i want to squeeze you till ur eyes pop out

namjoon: ok baby ❤️

y/n: WAIT WHY WE LOWKEY SEXTING RN 😝😝😝😝😝

namjoon: go us!!!

y/n: um ur literally on a sex ban?? go away

and this one

HOSEOK -

hobi: gm shesus 😝

y/n: ?

hobi: pussy is power

i love feminism

girls girls girls

women in power

gender rolls

pay gap

history ?? no HERstory

y/n: huh

hobi: i need to fuck you before i go insane

y/n: oh

hobi: yeah

y/n: kinda looks like you’ve already gone insane

hobi: it’ll get worse

y/n: yikes

hobi: yeah

y/n: it’s barely been 24hours

hobi: i feel like a crack addict in need of his fix

withdrawals i’m having withdrawals babe

y/n: this is literally ur fault btw

hobi: ok and i’ll accept that

y/n: well ur not accepting it

cuz you’re asking to fuck after i told you we’re on a sex ban that you INSISTED you could survive

hobi: didn’t know my girlfriend wanted me dead in a ditch with my arms and legs cut off thanks for letting me know tho

y/n: “put me on a sex ban i dare you i dare you do it i’ll last could go 12 years without sex actually”

hobi: soooo i lied

y/n: no way!!!!!!

hobi: yes way

i love you

y/n: i love you too

hobi: what you trying to do rn bae 😋

y/n: no

hobi: okay!

was that a good attempt tho?

y/n: no!

hobi: fuck man

y/n: fuck man

hobi: fuck you

fuck me

fuck me fuck you

fuck us?

fuck US 😈

y/n: i’m going to fucking block you

hobi: wow okay

sell my organs while you’re at it

y/n: i will

hobi: i’m into that

y/n: you’re not helping yourself

hobi: i love you

—

unfinished but too silly not to post don’t shoot me

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Crimson Rivers thoughts pt. 6

chapter 10:

1. “The first thing Regulus notices is the sun.” jesus christ, first line of the chapter. of course he notices the sun first. of course.

2. oh shit, it’s the crimson river. shit. fuck. damn. i didn’t expect to get the fic title so early on. holy shit

3. holy shit. this. this is like the inferi. i just. wow. i- oh shit

4. EVAN fuck yeah!! lets go

5. if i wasn’t 100% positive that james would survive, then i’d say his generosity would be the death of him. but vanity is gonna be the rue of crimson rivers, isn’t she?

6. PETER!!!! shit. i love him. he’s gonna have to die too, isn’t he? if it’s not already known to y’all, peter is one of my favorite marauders

7. “”Don't pretend you can't climb; I've seen James, he's taller, and you're not going to tell me you're not climbing him, are you?"” PFFFT OMG EVAN BABES, NO HESITATION TO SAY WHAT YOU MEAN, HUH?

8. reg thinking that evan is mental is so real. babes, he’d love your bestie. of course he’s mental. of course you two get along

9. “lover boy” “poor lamb” evans nicknames for reg >>>>>>>>>>>

10. 😟 they’re gonna propel themselves across the blood river with a VINE??? bitch, they ain’t gonna survive this

11. damn reg made it across. i know i shouldn’t be surprised but damn

12. :/ none of the death eaters having died yet is gonna be an issue, isn’t it?

13. reg has his daggers. i swear that this is gonna turn james on at some ridiculous point

14. reg grabs a hatchet for james 🥰🥰

15. 😧 EVAN BABY NO RUN

16. 😒 i read the authors notes and found out the game makers broke the branch. they can suck my metaphorical dick

chapter 11:

1. the huge list of warnings at the start of every chapter takes me out. cause i know this fic is deep and dark- yet seeing all those surprise me 😭😭😭

2. awww, vanity is marlene’s district. marlene has been knew that vanity was gonna die. all these babies in here.

3. i wanna know the five who died and make sure evan is not one of them. and i want vanity to make it through the night. i want all of them to live. i’m too soft for this fic

4. 😧 the river froze over. shit no wait shit no

5. oh wait. i knew it meant the death eaters could get across, but i forgot it meant that reg could also bolt out 😭😭 i don’t think things through

6. 😟 reg made his first kill. (and hopefully his last and he’s gonna leave the arena with no trauma 🥰✨☺️)

7. they sounded the trumpets and announced those who died. i am not okay. i am in fact crying

8. “[Sirius] never did really catch his breath after that, and he doesn't think he's breathed the same since.” i- god. these children. poor poor children

9. i like canon slughorn, but do not like crimson rivers slughorn. why the fuck did he design this arena?? fuck him

10. god, sirius, please don’t get caught back up in your drinking habits

11. good for remus standing up for himself to sirius about his drinking habits. remus my beloved

12. 😳 remus that’s a little horny of you

13. remus and sirius would kill for one another. james and reg would die for one another. i’m calling that theme right now.

14. “”Oh, and when I said I wanted to murder for you, you looked like you wanted to eat me, and then you weren't even ashamed of responding like that. Actually, you scolded me, like I should have known that would rile you up instead of frighten you.”” jesus, the two of them are so fucking horny for each other.

15. god, i love the ways regulus has subtly showed he’s cared about sirius in the deepest ways

16. awwww sirius and remus are hugging. they deserve a moment of peace