#she is committing crimes

[cantagirldrawinpeace]

Certified cutie patootie (she is very violent 😌)

[yuri-puppies]

another otta headcanon is that at least a couple of her femmes dated her as a middle age crisis thing where otta is the metaphorical pool boy to their upper middle class recent divorcee

so they get to feel like cougars while also reasoning that otta is 100+ years older than them so it doesn't count

and i think otta fell for this more than once because these 25+ year old half-foot women are more likely to be sexually forward and otta thinks she has to be a dom top to be butch but actually she really craves being told what to do

[abel-draws]

The fact that Neuvillette gave her her vision makes me so god damn soft

[fairynami]

You can love a character and still admit when they're wrong !! I love Korra but I can acknowledge her flaws (she has none) and can hold her accountable for her wrongdoings (she’s never done anything wrong in her life) and call her out for her actions (which are always correct).

[swanparties]

obsessed with how my mom watches house md because she's a professor of oncology and pharmacy + she likes to see how they diagnose and treat things, whereas i watch house md for the old man queerbaiting

[iamnmbr3]

we don't talk about this parallel enough

[sesamestreep]

I really feel like one of the best details in “A Scandal in Bohemia” that I never see people fixate on enough is that the story starts with Watson stopping in to see Holmes at Baker Street on a complete whim, because he happens to see that he’s home (and Watson is now married and living elsewhere). Like he doesn’t send word first, he’s not invited, he just shows up and surprises Holmes. Which is not that weird but then Holmes is like “oh good, I’ve got a case anyway, you might as well hang out!” which just makes it funnier when the King shows up and is like “I’d really rather speak to you alone, actually” and Watson tries to leave and Holmes is just like “anything you can say to me, you can say to my best friend John Watson, and if you ask him to leave, I would consider it a grave insult, you would be my enemy and I will not help you ever!!” And the king is like “…ok” and just moves on.

like, that is crazy behavior. Holmes is talking about how there’s probably lots of money in this case, and then almost turns away the client for…not knowing who the fuck Watson is?? He’s not even supposed to be there?? He just came to say hi?? “It is both or none”… girl, GET UP.

[doingartiguess]

Queer crime is the best crime ✨ you all loved the last Nimona piece so much I decided to expand on it and include all our fav queer criminals.

New print I designed for this week’s conventions! All the prints are 11x17, signed, and on a museum quality paper because I don’t believe in that cheap shit.

You can get it this weekend at Flame Con (if you’re around) or on sale this week here at the shop link:

[morganbritton132]

Everytime I read a stranger things fic where the older teens or the adults are really responsible about alcohol, I think about the time my mom told me that her aunt used to pay her in alcohol to babysit. She was twelve.

[taxinealkaloids]

two b-list sons of God and a second-rate resurrection

[crumb-crumblet-s-crumbington]

guess the bioterrorist

[ratb4stard3]

THE definition of “I’m Just A Girl🎀”

Her🩵🩷

[sukimas]

[silverwhittlingknife]

from this real advice column:

i see you person who wrote this sdfsdfdsf

[asaethiel]

horror movie twins/gansey's magicians/etc

[ellis-ofwoolworth]

i like to think that a j&w modern au would involve aunt agatha making a tinder profile for bertie. it seems like the most modern equivalent of arranged marriage and i think the image of a ~70 year old women swiping right on a 20 yro girl she deems acceptable for her wayward (see: gay) nephew is... fitting