El levitating a cockroach, calmly walking it towards the door to let it out
Will, rounding the corner at just the wrong moment: hey do we have aWHFTUCUFCK (SCAREDHAMSTER.JPG SCRAMBLING AGAINST THE WALL) WHY????
El: well, I did not know you were there.
Will (still shuddering)
El: it didn't even touch you. *GASP* OH NO WHERE DID IT GO? haha, I am joking. it is right here.
Will, pressing into the wall: why are you like this
Max, still standing on a chair in the other room with shoes on both hands: IS IT SAFE?
(simultaneously)
El: YES.
Will: NO!
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"jump into Navia’s arms out of fear" NAVIA IS ALL OF A SUDDEN ALSO SCARED OF THE GIGANTIC BUGS💀
NAVIA AND I SCREAMING AT THE GIANT BUGS WHILE NAVIA TRIES TO BALANCE ME ON HER SHOULDER AND HOLD HER CLAYMORE IN HER OTHER HAND 😭😭
She’s trying to swing her claymore around to defend us from the flying beetles, but it’s difficult when you’re trying to carry your equally scared girlfriend and stay away from the bugs yourself…
I like to imagine Clorinde running over to see what all the fuss is about, and it’s just a screaming Navia, a screaming Angey, and a screaming bug because I bet the bugs are terrified of this crazy blonde too.
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We have finally finished this project, and thus, The World's Worst Dating Sim is finally DONE! Just in time for April Fools Day. Now, with our six new contestants, choose, uhh... who's dateable? Or not dateable? This last batch was determined almost entirely by People Telling Us Who To Add, contains multiple AUs, and is... hmm. "Unconventional" may be a good term? Half of these are probably undateable but you can still shoot your shot.
As previously, it can be a platonic date if you want, you just can't be neutral. Deadlander Lambda belongs to @cordycepsbian and has been moved into our studio for duration of this poll. Profiles below the cut.
(we're linking the first poll here)
Deadlander Lambda - Maybe - Deadlander - Good question - At least a little bit
This, uhh...
...is this safe? We don't think this is safe. ..."Already had kids before"? What do you mean it's a parent?
...well, we can't get it out of the studio, so it's an option now? We guess? This... really doesn't seem like a good idea.
Rogu - He/him - Ant drone - Very rude to ask a gentleman that, don't you think? - I wouldn't worry about that.
A charming mystery from somewhere only described as "a faraway land", though he wasn't quite scheduled in this lineup, we think we can make an exception. This silver-tongued bug seems to be able to say just what's needed to get under your skin... and from the look of it, he's angling to take you somewhere private.
...come to think of it, haven't we seen that face before? On a poster, maybe? Well, it's not a surprise he's been modelling for things, he's certainly got a pretty enough face for it, but why do we feel... nervous, all of a sudden?
Carmina - She/(scribbled in)it - (illegible) - (illegible) - (illegible)(scribbled out with "No longer relevant" written in its place)
...where is she? She was meant to show up hours ago. What on earth could have held her up this long?
Pebbles - He/him - Moth ("iterator") - Juvenile (estimated) - Unclear
Right out of surgery, this one. While we're not sure if it's entirely responsible to include this one, and we certainly don't speak whatever language he's speaking... he's cute, isn't he? And looking for a home? Well, maybe if you're the sort of person who might want to rescue a domestic moth in a bad situation...
Wereweevil Vi - It/its (wereweevil form) - Wereweevil - 19 - Aro
Pre-existing hangups mean that you can only date this one in wereweevil form. Good luck.
Kina - She/her - Mantis (big) - Haven't asked - Also haven't asked
Well, we assume that you can do less lethal than the bandit who people mostly know thanks to her former job as a corpse disposal unit, but some people might be into that sort of thing, honestly. Are you, perchance, also a mantis?
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been finding out abt sauce gardner from scrolling through your blog and like,, there’s something seriously wrong and sooo compelling abt him like why does he want to fuck aaron rodgers sm…
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i am SO glad i am ur 'wtf is that thing doing now' messenger of sauce. he is SO weird... just a weird girl forced to play football. im like obsessed. when ur skrungle is an absolute loser malefailure of a man. ugh. have this old art of sauce and joey b that i won't explain the context to, but yes. Pls join the sauce (gravy) train. We're all just watching him run off the rails bcs he wants to get railed. it's rlly an excursion
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every time we get an outsider’s pov of taylor they mention that shes scary or strange. label her from the outset as an outsider. she doesnt look where shes going and she holds too still. taylor herself has considered herself p awkward and found it hard to hold conversations. and she gets along with rachel. they dont automatically speak the same language but theyve learned how to translate anyway- each have their own ways if telling the other that they care. taylor and helping rachel with her dogs and rachel trustinf taylor to the point of fucking. taking suggestions of how to do shit with her dogs (theyve gotta learn to be nice w other people if she ever wants them adopted out….). I remember that one segment where taylor’s therapist had taken to hugging her because she mentioned it was important and hugging isnt the same but. god. taylor always covered in bugs but rachel so frequently pressing an arm against her in some way. your honour they make me ill. they should be at the dog park
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