Jason is required to attend the Wayne Foundation fundraiser
It's a fundraiser so obviously Jason will attend it, even if begrudgingly.
Alfred gives specific instructions that he has to look presentable. But he's outnumbered and unfortunately gets hit in the face.
Red Hood: Ugh, that hurt.
Spoiler: Um...Jay...
Red Hood: *has a big bruise across his cheekbone* What?
They try their best to reduce the swelling but can't get rid of the bruise itself. So, they seek help from someone who won't make a fuss about it.
Babs: That's gonna take at least a day or two.
Jason: But the fundraiser is in three hours!
Babs: Hm, you're gonna have to cover that.
Steph: Our talent lies in giving people bruises, not hiding them.
Babs: *texting* Good thing I called a professional.
A couple minutes later, someone bursts through the door with a full-fledged professional makeup kit.
It's Dick.
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i love Four he's such a mood
thank u @amyred for giving ideas and being an accomplice of my weird shitposting
Art belongs to @/linkeduniverse
also the spanish one says "GODDAMN IT THE MATH PROJECT"
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do the silly thing. if you do not do the silly thing time will pass and it will not be the same silly thing it could have been. it will still be silly, and it will still be yours, but it will not be the same. this is both a blessing and a curse, but so is living; and if you do not do it now when will you? who will? it has to be you, it was always meant for you, waiting for you.
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*dialogue was edited to hopefully fix my lack of cpr knowledge and not make Wind do chest compressions when Time still has a heartbeat hehe*
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"Haven't you heard?" Legend asked, a devilish smirk crawling onto his face, "Legends never die. Now RUN!"
so I finally read Time's Travels and LEMME TELL YA I HAVE NEVER BEEN SO STRESSED AND THEN RELIEVED IN MY LIFE Y'ALL NEED TO READ THIS IF YOU HAVEN'T (mind the tags though lol)
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bro if Sam and Dean spent early seasons constantly being mistaken for a gay couple, fucking IMAGINE some of the reactions John and early-20s twink-era Dean must've gotten checking into no-tell motels while Sam was off at college
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Turaga Takanuva
A small glimmer in a dark future.
Source
Creator: Mate397
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