#silly dialogue

[fanaticsnail]

What Law is saying from that post is, "Bread is bread no matter how cute it is!!"

Luffy to Law:

The bread:

Law:

[solarianvoidthearoace]

Worst. Pun. Ever.

Character C: And why did you stay up so late last night?

Character A, innocently, casually: I was doing a piece of work

Character B – who has been called “piece of work” by Character C more than once – walks in

Character C: *mortifying realisation followed by bitchface supreme*

[moresardinez]

Wanted to show what Ronny’s suit would look like under the sweater… (might redesign it? Probably. Definitely)

I love Spidey / Deadpool banter, so my universe’s Chevron and Wade would know each other, and occasionally work together. (He’s not in this sketch but STILL)

Here’s the dialogue I had in my head for it:

R: “Wade, give me back my sweater!”

W: “But pretty spidey princess-“

R: “Don’t call me that jerk- come on you’re going to stretch it out!”

1: “*Is she saying we’re built?*”

2: “-No, stupid she’s saying we’re fat. She’s calling you a fat *ss. Let’s rip the sweater- -“

W: She’s not calling us fat, are you Ronny?”

R: “No, I just want my f*cking sweater back!!”

2: “- Cuz she’s the one with the fat *ss-“

W: “Don’t be rude! Ronny has a perfectly fine *ss”

[Chevron webs Wade’s legs, kicks him to the ground, and roughly yanks her sweater off of his person as if he is nothing more than an unruly toddler, flips him off and swings away]

R: “Get your own sweater assh*le!!!”

1: “*She does have a nice butt.”

2: “-She does.-“

W: “Definitely does… efficient with her webs, too.”

1&2: “Hot.”

[offworld-lamb]

i love writing

[notherpuppet]

Day 3: Deal

I always have this filler shit in my head before I come up with dialogue

[redacted-metallum]

"You can rely on me," I promised. "Not like that other narrator."

"What?"

"Nothing."

[creativepromptsforwriting]

Silly drunk dialogue

Can also be under the influence of other stuff.

"Oh, look at the stars! Ursa Major… so beautiful!" "We're inside. Those are just ceiling lights."

"Please don't leave me!" "I'm just going to the toilette." "Can I come with you?"

"My arm is floppy. I'm like a puppet."

"Can you be my girlfriend?" "I already am." "Oh, lucky me!"

"Let’s go play baseball!" "Your shoulder is dislocated, maybe not right now."

"You look almost as pretty as this moon." "That's a street lamp." "And you're almost as pretty."

"Have you ever thought about penguins? I think we should think more about penguins."

"You have a stupid face and it's my favourite one to stare at."

"I will definitely remember this tomorrow! How could I ever forget?" *doesn't remember anything in the morning*

"Oh, I think we haven't met before." "We have been in a relationship for five years now."

"You should go, otherwise I'm doing something stupid. Like kissing you or falling asleep on the bathroom floor."

"Let's get you home." "Oh, mine or yours?" "Ours." "Oh, wow!"

"I'm totally, absolutely, not at all drunk at all. Like... at all."

"Why are you all laughing? That is not very nice. I haven't even told my joke yet."

"How many drinks did you have?" "Yes, yes I am."

"You are too beautiful for me." *starts crying*

"Why are you undressing?" "Because it's hot! And I'm hot!"

*starts singing a remix of all their favourite songs*

*then starts crying, because their own voice is too beautiful*

[lotus-pear]

saw the labru trend and IMMEDIATELY thought of them

[h1tmanmode]

you know in hindsight, i dont think it was a great idea to let the kid help like. at all

closups under the cut :-)

wahoo!

[theribbajack]

"Now, the vow will be honoured, and my Lord brother's soul will return."

Radahn stans keep winning, but I personally am in Miyazaki's walls rn

[milesofstars]

im finally getting out of my art slump so my style is getting a lil better/ more natural again

some doodles based on my gameplay of drv3 from last night,, im at the start of chapter 2 still (i already know all the trial outcomes but its fun anyways cuz i never watched/played it fully)

if you couldnt tell i am spending all my free time events with kokichi.. hes silly please.. i gave him a hammock and he was flabberghasted

[draw-the-squad-like-this]

Draw your characters like this

[lilybug-02]

Some Familiar Faces.

Bug Fact: The smallest species of insect discovered is the Fairyfly. These wasps measure no more than 1 mm across! (about the size of this dot . )

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[krysmcscience]

Look, Aym, I know you wanna annoy your big bro sometimes, but y'all really gotta stop putting the death god into silly mode. He is Very Dangerous, you see. ŎuŎ;

this idea wouldn't go away until i drew it so here it is lmfao

[astromechs]

never forget that i am, first and foremost, a star wars prequels apologist

[kiwibrain]

Listen i know siffrin is touch aversed at the beginning of the game

somehow i forgot until i was halfway done with this comic so shhhhhhhhshshshhsh