between this and Knife's Bones im worried as to what this show is trying to imply about object biology
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Bradley, on the phone: Hey Uncle Sli! I just used your prank on Ice, he's never gonna guess who did it-
Ice, from the other side of the house: BRADLEY, I KNOW THIS WAS YOU!
Bradley, yelling back: UNCLE SLIDER APPROVED IT! IT WAS HIS IDEA!
Ice: I AM COUNTING TO TEN.
Bradley: Shit, he started counting, I gotta go, Uncle Sli. It was worth it!
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The difference
Sonic: I can't kill Eggman ... I'm just not a killer!
Shadow: I can't kill Ivo ... he's family, he's Maria's cousin.
Silver, shoving past them: Outta my way, straightboys, I'm gonna commit some homicide!
Sonic: But neither of us is str
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honkai star rail twin stellarons au
so like this is just an excuse for me to have both caelus and stelle in the same room
like when the character select screen pops up theres just. an error that appears and silver wolf is just like
Silver Wolf: Hey, the Stellaron isn't stable in this one's body.
Kafka: ...try the other one.
SW: Nope.
Kafka: ...
Kafka: ...try... both of them?
SW: ...
SW: That in the script?
Kafka: Eh, Stellaron's there either way.
SW:
SW, genuinely shocked: ...it worked.
Kafka, nonchalantly: Well, Hallelujah.
and unfortunately for stelle and caelus, they have to remain in a very. very close radius. like. close. we don't know what happens if they're not in proximity of each other due to the split stellaron in their bodies.
Welt: Please, Caelus, Stelle. For the safety of everyone, stay in a 200 foot radius of each other.
Caelus: What? But th--
Stelle: DOES THAT MEAN I HAVE TO BE AROUND HIM ALL THE TIME?!
Caelus: Did you literally not hear what he j--
Stelle: EVEN WHEN HE NEEDS TO PISS?!
Caelus: SIS!
Welt: Vulgar, but ideally, yes.
Stelle, gagging: EW.
Caelus: It's a 200 foot radius... just wait outside the goddamn door...
Stelle: WHAT AM I, YOUR BODYGUARD?!
Caelus, raising his voice: YOU REALIZE I'M GONNA HAFTA DO THE SAME THING FOR YOU?!
Stelle: SEE? SEE??? THIS IS WEIRD.
Caelus: IT'S FOR THE SAFETY OF EVERYONE!
Stelle: UM, F U C K SAFETY. WHAT ABOUT MY DIGNITY?!
they're basically handcuffed to each other cuz no one knows what happens if the halves of the stellaron are too far from each other and as such people on first glance think they're like a little too attached to each other
nah. that aint it. its just so the universe doesnt fucking explode lmao
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redraw
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I was literally messing around and ended up creating such a wholesome scene
also, what a nightmare to arrange them in their correct heights and proportions in relation to each other (yes, Silver and Epel are pngs thrown into Jack's card bc my wolf boy here is the only one without a png version </3) I still think they're just roughly realistic-ish
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You should put Ynyr in your book. Fuck the cowards.
Just for you, Anon, I shall include an Ynyr
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Happy New Year!!! ✨🍾🥂🎉
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There are not enough fics (or any I guess) out there with an Evil Zelda and a Good Ganondorf and Link captured by Ganondorf trying to figure out what the heck is going on while Ganondorf slowly shows him that Zelda is actually evil but it’s found family and not romance and I think that’s a shame.
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The sentient rocks' opinions of their Guardians:
Sol Emeralds: This is Blaze! She is descended from many of our previous Guardians, and has a firm grasp on duty. We love her.
Chaos Emeralds: This is Sonic! We found him on the side of a road eating a chili dog and yelling at this egg creature. We love him.
Master Emerald: This is Knuckles, who honestly deserves better than the life his ancestors gave him. I consider him my son in many ways. I love him.
Time Stones: This is Silver. We saw him throw a car at a god once. We love him.
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Twst spoilers!
So, I thought of an idea where Silver overblots and the Phantom creates a fortress around Silver keeping him inside and others—especially the Diasomnia Fam—out. I’m thinking of all the tragic emotions Silver must feeling as he, like Malleus, traps himself inside those dark feelings.
Then I imagined Lila doing this--
--and the angst is gone and I can’t stop laughing. XD
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Pretty ladies 🥵
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Silver, really obviously trying to choose his words carefully: All right then, Sonic! C'mon, uh, Shadow! I guess I'm gonna team up with ... you again! Let's take the fight to Eggman! ... and ... Sage!
Shadow, poker-faced: Glad to have you with us again, Silver.
Sonic, who has also noticed but has decided to just let Shadow deal with it: Yeah! Let's do it to it!
Sage, watching this on the monitors from inside the Egg Fortress:
(later)
Sage, in a showdown with Shadow: So, Shadow. It seems your group has split up.
Shadow: That's right. You and the Doctor are my family, and I need to see this through myself.
Sage: Indeed. But you must also know that I will do everything in my power to stop you from interfering with Father's plans.
Shadow: Of course. That, too, is just the way of the modern Robotnik family.
Sage:
Shadow:
Sage, almost casually: Silver knows both of us in the future, doesn't he.
Shadow, nodding: Oh, yes, most definitely.
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SOBBING I LOVE THIS EVENT
I love him so MUCH 🤧 He wants to protect his mom it's ADORABLE
This whole scene was very entertaining to me because first of all yes deuce, get his ass
Second of all yes epel, get his ass
Third of all he is PISSED
Fourth, I think Ortho was very funny
Also I screenshotted Grim weirdly and I feel the need to add it
His eyes 😔
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