#sir you look like a weeb??

[temeyes]

simon riley, ang panget mo talaga (affectionate)

[pix3lplays]

My head is just filled with scenarios of Dr Ratio cuddling with his s/o, him talking about math and quantum physics- and s/o just nuzzling into his chest, listening to him rambling, silently admiring all the details on his face then just straight up caresses his cheek and kisses him. Now he’s officially frozen and did a reboot, just looked at them and wants to ‘claim’ them (i think you know what i mean😏🤭)

Also, Argenti kissing the back of his s/o’s hand but the other way around?? Hm, would he just simply laugh at their attempt, feeling warm inside? Or become slightly flustered, at a loss for words, not expecting it from them?

Sorry my head is always full of scenarios but not able to write them greatly by myself TvT

Hope you’re having an amazing day/night so far!~

~ random-anime-weeb ~

YOU are much too Clever-

And the way the chest window makes cuddling with him that much better like SIR I can feel your warm skin against my cheek this is all I needed👋😫

Nooo but Ratio freezing up when you kiss him?? He WOULDDDD the way you can see in his head that he’s rebooting back up and all his (various and vibrant) thoughts are focused solely on his lover.

Hmmmm Argenti getting his hand kissed by his own personal Idrila?? Just think about it for a sec, lol-this man doesn’t know how to respond, the way he stammers and blushes is sooooo cute-

UGH just what I needed this morning, thanks~

Hope your day goes well too-

[writingfool001]

Could i possibly request number 10 for idia shroud? I just see this happening with weeb otaku man lol. Thx!

Missed Me?

Prompt: Person A cuddling with a body pillow, pretending that it's Person B and Person B finds out later.

Pairing: Idia x Gn! Reader  

Warning: Fluff, gn! Reader, 2nd POV, and some insecurities.

Ever since you started hanging out with Idia, his walls slowly came down when it was just Ortho, him, and you; given exception if you all were at Board Game club which involved Azul. Idia was more expressive and you two would joke with a healthy amount of teasing, never crossing the line. The hangouts started turning into late gaming binges and show binging while Ortho noticed you two get closer and his brother being more expressive. Idia noticed that he liked your company, and those feelings grew into something more when he lent you one of his hoodies. His heart was beating nonstop, and his brain was malfunctioning a bit. When you asked him out, he was caught off guard and was broken for a couple seconds before realizing that you were waiting for a response which shyly, he told you he shared the same feelings. You two were introverts who were more than fine with just spending time with each other for long periods of time which you did a majority of your time. With you being around a majority of the time, Idia got used to having someone, besides Ortho and Azul, with him rather than being completely alone. That paradise was soon to be interrupted

For two weeks, you were going to attend to some sort of business at RSA and had to stay at their campus during that time. A lot of the boys weren’t happy about it, mostly Idia. The night before you left, you two spent some time together to enjoy each other’s presence before being away from each other and joking.  

"You're leaving me for pretty normies,” Idia jokingly whined, holding you close  

“None of them can compete with you and your beautiful hair.” You kissed his forehead and held him close.

“I knew it, you only love me for my hair, can’t blame you for it. It’s fabulous.” He did an imaginary hair flip as you both laugh a bit before calming down. You both played video games and watched a couple episodes of an anime. During that time, you noticed Idia quieter than usual, and you cuddled closer and kissed his hand.

“Are you sure you want to be with me? They go out and socialize more than I do and... why did you choose to date me?” He asked before you sit up and guide his head for his ear to be against your chest.

“Sir, listen to my heartbeat and focus on that for a while. I wanted to go out with you because you make me feel safe, no uneasiness or anxiety crawling at my feet, and out of all the individuals you think I would want to be with, I would rather spend the rest of my time here by your side as long as you’ll have me.”

You kiss his lips as you two spent the rest of the night together before you left with Grim the next morning to RSA. You would always text him throughout the day and call him to fall asleep to the sound of him playing videogames. You both would rant about your day as the other listened, but that was postponed since Idia had a gaming event to complete and you had more work added to you pile of things to do while at RSA. The rest of your last week at RSA, you both were too busy until you came up with staying over for a night in his dorm when you got back which he immediately agreed to.

When you show up for your small date with Idia to see him asleep on his bed, you're relieved that he gets some sleep and set your bag down on his bean bag before sitting on the edge of his bed. Ortho kept you updated about Idia while he was busy and how he wasn’t really sleeping as he usually does. You move his hair out of his face before immediately pulling your hand away as he cuddles more into the body pillow and mutter your name. Speaking of the body pillow, you looked closer to see a familiar shirt fashioning his grey body pillow then realizing that was one of your shirts you left here last time. Guess he did miss your presence while you were away. You chuckle quietly before running your hands through his luscious hair and kiss his head, enjoying this moment of peace. You get up to move the beanbag closer to the bed and went to work on something for class and after a while you hear Idia muttering something, you lean over to hear.

"I want to stay right here, cuddling with you, (Y/N)-chan. I love you, player 2~" He sleepily chattered, cuddling closer.

The temptation of taking a picture of your boyfriend being adorable as you gave him a loving gaze before going back to work for a bit then hearing him  

“You’re very endearing when you’re half-asleep.” You smile, typing away on your laptop before looking over at Idia, caught off guard and flustered while his hair turning a slight pink tone, rambling to himself then lowering his head to your level.

“I said what I said,” He grumbled before having a wide grin as he looked at you. “What you going to do about it?”

“I don’t know, perhaps shower you with love and affection while we watch our show together?”

“Hit me with your best shot.” You laughed and kissed his lips before pointing to the body pillow.

“Guess I have competition.”

“I was meant to take your shirt off that pillow. I didn’t miss you at all, I lost the cover to the pillowcase and lost it in the laundry.”

“Uh-huh, suuuurrrrree.” You said, taking your shoes off and got into his bed.

“You literally have been back for less than a day and you’re making fun of me, your loving boyfriend.” He placed his hand over his heart, acting wounded before he realized you were lying in your usual spot on the bed, and you weren’t just a figment of his imagination. “...I put the shirt on the body pillow because it smelled like you, and I did miss you.”

His face reddens when he saw your smug ass grin on your face before kissing you to whip it off of your face and buried his face in your neck, wrapping his arms around. You felt him slowly relax and him inhale then let out a sigh of relief. Your fingers found their way to his head as they ran through his hair. You yourself relaxed and kissed the top of his head as you were finally back in your small piece of heaven.

[qierxing]

hello!! congrats for 500 followers, you’re doing really great!

i saw that there’re still some slots open, may i request "You'll regret this! They'll come looking for me!" for idia? thank you 💕

🥺thankies! here comes a weeb~

The confidence of rich kids these days.

"Not before they hand over the ransom for you." You scratch your ear, already fed up with having to deal with this whiney baby. 

Idia Shroud. The heir to the Tartarus labs is quite an enigma.

When he first regained conciousness from the tranquilizer, he burst into tears on the spot and started babbling something about being 'isekaied' and 'this was how side characters died' whatever the hell that meant. In all of your line of work, he certainly was the weirdest hostage you've had to guard.

"Ortho should be equipped to find me, he has the latest GPS trackers and heat source finders…" He mutters sullenly. His unruly fiery hair curls and flickers around him, reacting to his current temperment.

"That'll be the boss's problem then, not mine." You lean against the gray concrete wall.

"...Huh? Aren't you all working together like some mafia gang or something?" His eyes swivel to you and stays, making you shift uncomfortably. 

"I'm just a mercenary. I only do the work laid out in the specs and nothing more." You blow a piece of hair out of your eyes. "Even I don't know why my employer is ransoming you, pretty boy."

He starts stuttering and flushing a bright vivid pink that dyes into his hair, which flares like fire. "P-pretty boy!?" 

The innocent sight almost makes you smile. It's as if he's never even thought he could be attractive to others. Shame he's a hostage. He could've done wonders as an eye candy piece.

A commotion outside catches your ear and you turn just as the door next to you explodes open, sending debris flying everywhere. You settle into a defensive stance with your hand on your baton as a shadow flies forward. 

"Brother!! Thank Seven you're safe!" A robot like child surges forward to free the man from his shackles. The puzzle pieces click together in your mind. This must be the Ortho the man kept muttering about. The kid turns to you, already on guard and ready to attack.

"Idia, is this…?"

Your peripheral shows the trail of destruction wrought behind the kid. It seems rather clear that your boss and whoever might be within the base would not be coming to your backup. 

Before you can launch your teleportation circle, you're already restrained by metallic ropes, conjured out of nowhere. It seems that escape is futile at the moment, as more men flood in the destroyed room. 

"Sir! What should we do with this guard?" Talk about bad luck. Seems you'll have to go through another stint in prision. Maybe if you pull some strings in your network–

"Leave them to me." You blink. And then again. What? The kid next to Shroud also furrows his eyebrows in confusion. 

"What are you going to do with them?" His brother pays him no heed, and your skin crawls with the way his golden eyes dissect your being.

"Just…a bit curious. I've been wanting a toy lately."

[beardedmrbean]

You know the whole 'Hi we have the cure for cancer but we're not going to share it with the world' awful, literally. Mythos thing about Wakanda made notice something

The cure was cancer was definitely not a silver age thing

It stated Kirby made Wakanda (though their advance technology was a later on addition) because he was tired of poverty porn Africa

And Wakanda xenophobia was acknowledged, because I learn there a page in a silver age comic where an African American character went “what’s up brother!” to a Wakandan

And the Wakandan him a “mute”

Now here my theory because when your…ancestors went to Europe for the world wars

Actually I think a lot of white Americans (especially poor ones) had a fetishized view of Europe. And they probably had they until WW1 where many had a one in a lifetime experience to meet Europeans

Then the Europeans immediately pointed out that Americans are foreign to Europe as a Chinese person.

Which definitely broke the illusion of Europe and lead to our modern American identity

Make sense?

So sliver writers probably took that account with doing black panther Mythos

Now the cure for cancer thing, oh I got my suspicions but I think older comic readers can help

But in the 00’s there was two black writers one named Houdini and the other Christopher Priest

Now I vauge on Houdini, but him and priest had that “WE WUZ KINGS” mindset

So they pushed the advance Wakanda shit…while saying that it’s a okay that Wakanda is xenophobic as fuck.

Actually I’m going to do a part to, but I notice something with black Americans writers when they get their hands on stuff.

Oh btw for Priest, well MCU Wakanda was heavily based off his run….

But Priest and the creator of boondocks had a falling out

To the point McGrunder took a piss out of him in a boondocks episode

Oh, priest had black panther beat silver surfer by using a wrestling move….so you can guess his mindset….Im not better with some crazy shit he tried to pull at dc in the 2010’s…no sir ree…

Actually I think a lot of white Americans (especially poor ones) had a fetishized view of Europe. And they probably had they until WW1 where many had a one in a lifetime experience to meet Europeans Then the Europeans immediately pointed out that Americans are foreign to Europe as a Chinese person. Which definitely broke the illusion of Europe and lead to our modern American identity

Never thought about it that way, though there is a lot of genetic memory in Americans we have tried to keep where we came from with ourselves to a degree, or at least some of us do.

Go find the local Greek community or little Saigon, Chinatown, Little Italy, and so on.

(relevant tangent time)

Guy named Andrew Doro (looked it up) made a splash several years back by chronicling his journey to eat food from every country in the world without leaving NYC, got his blog, and IG, looks like he's still going most recent post is from 5 days ago.

Older interview here

Not something you can do in Billings Montana but it's a cool project.

But ya some of us have done our best to keep the "old world" alive in our new home, you also get the families that came over and assimilated themselves forcibly.

Or you get mutts like me who's family roots go back before the revolution in some parts and while I know what my DNA says I also know that I'm American and not Irish or German.

Probably a good deal of what you were talking about going on in the aftermath of WW1 and 2 for sure, GI's staged in England before D-Day which was close enough to the US to not throw them but I'm sure folks had some culture shocks seeing the "old world" first hand.

We also can't forget

I imagine some weebs have a similar experience.

As for the comic stuff I am not well enough versed in those to even say which is golden or silver age, I just recall that there was a deal with them holding on to the cure for cancer.

Mostly brought up when you'd get people talking about how great Wakanda was and their only experience was MCU, which is lots of people for lots of the characters in the MCU.

Had someone spouting off that Captain America wouldn't use guns, just his shield like steven universe, double dumb because he was shown using guns in The First Avenger.

But I'm sure I have a fair number of followers that will have the information on that and hopefully one or more of them adds it here or if they want to send it as a ask that works too.

Honestly my biggest issue with MCU BP was people thinking that either Wakanda was real or it's what Africa would have been like if not for colonialism.

Which both things are insane just for different reasons.

[iamgodsoopsie]

What I think of you based on who you stan/simp for in MHA, Part 1:

PRO HEROS:

Aizawa: You're depressed, but functioning.

Mic: You have ADHD, but it's well managed. (Have you taken your meds today?)

Midnight: Most fanfiction is NOT a good guide for safe, realistic, BDSM practices.

Thirteen: Hello my nonbinary pals!

Nezu: People who underestimate you because of your cute façade have made a terrible mistake.

Power Loader: You spend waaaaay too much money on Lego sets that you don't may or may not actually build.

Snipe: The wild west is cool, just please learn how to properly handle a gun before you even think about touching one.

Ectoplasm: You're the kid/guy who everyone thinks will bring a gun to school/work. You won't, but you give off that vibe.

Cementoss: Your quest for inner peace is not yet over, good job on your progress so far.

Vlad King: The genre of porn you're looking for is called Bara, you're welcome.

Fat Gum: You give off ideal-older-brother vibes.

Sir Nighteye: Once people get to know you then they see how cool you are, but until then they just think that you're a fucking weirdo. (They're not wrong tbh, but you're a cool fucking weirdo).

Endeavor: Stop making excuses for abusive people. If they've been abusive, then the only way they're going to change is through intense therapy that takes place over a long period of time. They won't just suddenly be better, if they act like they are then they're manipulating you.

Hawks: People think you're cool but instead of it giving you confidence it gives you imposter syndrome.

Mirko: You want her to crush your head in-between her thighs (me too).

All Might: You're rapidly heading down a path that will lead you to severe burn out- if you're not there already.

Best Jeanist: You should really address your control issues.

Edge Shot: More like edge-lord! Jk, you're a fucking weeb (like me).

Kamui Woods: You're not sure how you've gotten this far, but you're going to keep doing what you've been doing since it seems to be working.

Mt. Lady: You're into vore and/or macrophilia, don't even try to deny it.

Rock Lock: You are the only person in your friend group with any common sense.

Ryukyu: I'd say that you should checkout r/dragonsfuckingcars (CW: NSFW, 18+, Reddit), but you already know about it.

Hound Dog: Just admit you're a furry and move on.

Ms. Joke: AIZAWA IS MY HUSBANDO, STAY AWAY!

Gang Orca: Your looks/disposition scare people away when all you want is to be loved.

Wild Wild Pussycats: You're LGBTQA+, or an ally.

Gran Torino: He's your old man goals.

Recovery Girl: She's your old lady goals (mine too).

Crimson Riot: He's the positive masculine figure that you wish you had growing up.

Selkie: You look (◣_◢) , but your personality is (UwU).

Other: People tend to forget about you even if you're really cool.

[ditzydreamsss]

a man has

"a man has fallen into the river in Lego city!" slkkimmmkkkkkle reported on the news, wearing jorts.

"looks like...." gronzly pwuwuays anime smirked and anime laughed and anime smirked again cause he's cool. "it's a job for............."

drumrolls played and suddenly the national anthem of pudding started playing in trumpet. that's right. it was schlatt- wait, schlatt?

schllkat was making out with the giga pudding and probably doing more disgusting things with it but I won't describe it to save all your souls. "PUUUU-DIIII!! PUUU-DIIII!!!!" the great puddi puddi cried out, suspiciously like a moa-

im sorry. let's move on.

"WHAAAT? WHAT IN THE GLOOPIN GLOOPERS IF THAT?" sllmmmmkkkdkkdikdkkckckckcile shouted, brains exploding from the pure shock of being blessed by the sight of- that's right- JORTHULU. the new of jearth rose from the river, lifting up the man (condi) and saving him.

cumdickfiction (imsososorry) came ashore and became a religious man this day. worship jorthulu.

butt. but there was darkness leaking on the shadows. omae wa mou. shindeiru.

NANI?!

THATS RIGHT. THE RIGHTEOUS GOD (of anime) ROSE FROM HIS DEPRESSION WEEB CORNER AND CHALLANGED JORTHULU TO THE BATTLE OF GODS. the winner would get the title of "haha lmao noob I won you didnt haahahahhaha". truly the greatest title of all.

the battle was a battle not of fighting. no blood shall be spilled from this duel. no- this was the duel of FUCKIN' RAP BATTLES BABYYYY!!

"JORTHULUUU!! JORTS, JORTS JORTSJORTSJORTSJORTSSSSSS!!!!!!" Jorthulu cried out in powerful shouts. "JORTS, SORTS, YORTS, MORTS! RICK AND MORTY, TOM AND JORTY!!!!"

the cry rang out for miles. it seemed impossible anything would defeat tit.

Sweat dripped from Griowozly's forehead, lips pressed into a think line and hands clutching nervously on both sides of him. He took a hesitant step backwards, suddenly regretting everything he'd ever done. What if all the training he did was useless? The singing of jorthulu was so strong, ten thousand people were already lured into the cult. Dammit. Why does the world have to be so cruel?

No. No, Grizzly, you're NOT ALONE!

what....

It's me, bizwii, uwu!!!!! I believe in you Grizzly. or something. I know that we can with our power of uh, the script got ripped up hold on- WITH THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP, WE CAN DO ANYTHING! Was- was that good? Can I have Beewee back now-

................yes. that was right. How could he have forgotten?? of course......

"HAHHHHHHHH!!!!!! YOU MAY HAVE YOUR SONGS AND YOUR CULT, BUT I HAVE THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP ON MY SIIIIIIIDEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!" Grizzly declared, raising his hands up.

sir condifiction snapped out of his trance. grizzly was right, who the hell cared about this random fake god? FRIEDNSHIP WAS THE REAL KEY!! Condi transformed into his god self, with cracks of time and space flickering around him and with a KA-CHANG, he brought out a portal gun from tommyinnit's forgotten portal gun mod video.

and there was THUDS. THUD, THUD, THUD, VROOMMMM!!! A STORM OF ANIME GIRLS WERE COMIGN HIS WAY!

"Stay grizzly!"

"I love you grizzly!"

Wiping off his nosebleed, gronzy pways used his simp powers to collect a ball of energy like anime.

"You forgot about one thing, Jorthulu. You were so hungry for power, you went to the evil and forgot about friendship."

Grizzly smirked.

"The most important thing. Friendship and trust."

With that, the screen was blinded by a white flash and the dark mode users lost their sight forever. however, they were not all lost, for they still heard this:

"Thank you, my friends. Together, we can do anything."

"...So where's my five bucks?"

[lily-orchard]

So then why do you praise Family Guy's trans rep despite making them the butt of the joke?

Oh shit a video from five years ago about an episode from 12 years ago. By your mastery of rhetorical jousting I am humbled, good sir! /s

I don't. I praise Ida's character in a vacuum because Ida's character is good. She's kind, she's straightforward, she doesn't really give any ground, and she sets her boundaries with people very clearly.

About the main issue with episodes with Ida in them is that the Griffin family are dicks to her. But putting aside the fact that this is a joke they haven't done in years, the Griffin family are dicks to everybody. These are not sympathetic people, they're all different breeds of scumbag. Kinda like Seinfeld or It's Always Sunny. If anything, Ida's sheer normality makes the Griffin Family's treatment of her all the more unreasonable.

If that's not something you can parse with, then I've got no issue with you. That video itself ended with "Maybe give it another look, if you come to the same conclusion I'm just happy you tried."

It's weird that people pull this video up as some kind of "Gotcha" when I criticize their favourite thing because... like... I don't begrudge people who don't like Family Guy, unless it's obvious they're just repeating what other people have said. A lot of people don't like that style of humour, I get it. I don't like episodes of Family Guy that are just edge for edge's sake. But the beauty of episodic TV is that I can just... ya know... skip 'em.

Like, my favourite Family Guy joke is this

And that's like... 90% of the humour.

If you think I don't get why people don't like Family Guy, I do. I've never held it up as a show that has some deep meaning to it. I think it's at it's best when it's not trying to have a message and it's just making dad jokes ("I hope they're the kind with the bone removed!")

At the end of the day, when asked to visualize a trans person, Seth MacFarlane gave... an attractive woman, who is just pleasant to everyone and just... nice. And she was recently recast along with Cleaveland, which shows this isn't a character they don't like.

I'm not going to hold someone to episodes from 12 years ago, when the things they make today have shown remarkable improvement.

I don't even think Ida is good trans rep. I think she's the benchmark. To be good trans rep, you have to do better than this. And so far there are characters who have been remarkably better than this. Raine Whispers. Professor Caroway. Snapdragon. Shep. They're all good. One of those was written by Weeb Tommy Wiseau, so this isn't exactly a difficult benchmark to clear.

People accuse me of calling Ida "amazing trans rep" because it's convenient. So that whenever I criticize something and they're mad about it, they can go "Well you like Family Guy so CRINGE!"

But I mean... they're fucking stupid. And you're stupid for engaging in it. Have a little nuance, bitch.

[byronicbi]

the copy of Death's End (the sequel to The Dark Forest) i requested from the library came in and i'm about a fifth of the way in and oh my god. i'm sorry, but i simply cannot wrap my head around a world that is now so culturally and technologically advanced yet continues to view gender in such a 21st century way. but i also cannot believe i just had to experience the sentence "and the men were so effeminate, their bones like bananas".

their bones like bananas this series won a kajillion awards obama sang his praises

"the sexes are indistinguishable HOWEVER the men still look at the women longingly" sir you don't have a single queer character in either of your near 1,300 pages combined, a saga that spans nearly 300 years (or all of human history if we take into consideration the historical excerpts even in to the far future where humanity becomes a space-faring civilization).

nothing grates my nerves more than a spec sci-fi that goes so in-depth into human culture, politics, economy, and philosophy yet misses the most basic of points because the author is so set on his misogynistic takes being "the only way humankind can continue on".

women can be in positions of power so long as they're gentle and kind and willing to raise children. there's only roughly a billion people on earth and we're not populating despite this now being a new eden where people are at peace and have no need to work in order to live because the men are too effeminate and women don't want them because they're useless. good thing the men who went into hibernation in 2050 are now here to get shit done! we FINALLY have a female protagonist but she's only driven because *tries to read smudged ink on hand* this one guy she never spared a second thought to bought her a star and now believes she's madly in love with him despite only having exchanged a total of one sentence to each other. cool.

but hey! at least the aliens invaders turned out to be literal weebs, so that's neat.

[leovoid]

Keroro Gunso (SGT Frog) is MUCH BETTER THAN I REMEMBERED

Also REGAINING MY WEEB TITLE #4 .3. Hello guys, its been a while ^^;; I’ve been stuck in a rut writing my video on Naoki Urasawa’s Monster so I distract myself by watching more anime ;3; Now typically, I am a big enjoyer of anime filled with angst, philosophy, well structured narratives with a theme to explore. You know, the typical, I wanna be in my feels anime stuff. However this time around I recalled that SGT Frog was reuploaded onto Crunchyroll, and seeing as this was a show I watched ALOT as a child, and finding a high quality upload online was hard to come by until now, I wanted to show this to my fiancé. My mother had first introduced me to this show when I was around 10 - 12 years old, I am currently 29 so we’re looking at roughly 17 - 19 years later to today! Now when I say that this show is alot better than I remembered, I don’t wish to possibly misconstrue you, I’ve always loved this show, I remember (as a child mind you *blushes*) dancing in front of the TV to each of the openings and Endings [This one specifically], collecting all the plushies of the platoon, toys, Gundam models, etc... My entire family genuinely enjoyed this show, so much so that we played it every single day for my little brothers who were infants at the time after buying the first 3 seasons on DVD. I was so into it that even after we passed the DVDs and watching anime online just started becoming a thing, I was watching new episodes every week until around episode 250+ or so (This was around the same time Death Note first started airing, CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?!) So anyway, fast forward to the present, my fiancé and I have watched A TON of anime together, Hunter x Hunter, Monster, Serial Experiment Lain, etc... So I wanted to take a break from the angst and show her an anime I hold near and dear to me, Sgt Frog. Currently we’re at episode 57, and the last thing I expected out of this show was to cry. Thats right.... THIS SHOW MADE ME F*CKING CRY MAN! And not just a little choke and getting watery eyes, I mean I FULL ON CRIED, had a hard time talking/breathing, tears streaming down my face, I was a full on MESS! If I was someone to wear makeup, I’m sure my face would’ve been a site to see XD

I’m quite embarrassed to be honest, but I have to admit, I realized that despite the show that is engulfed in slap stick comedy, filled with tropes and childish antics, this show has incredible writing sometimes, and I often feel that most of the comedy is what makes the viewers feel so connected to the 5 Keronian troops.

So what exactly made me cry in this show? Well it was episode 51 -  The Keroro Platoon Retreats! Farewell, Pekopon, Sir!

The episode starts off just as a lot of episodes would start off, Keroro sleeping around his Gundam models, even holding a model piece in his hand. However Keroro is met by his commanding officer, commanding him and the squad to return to their home planet WITHIN 24 HOURS. Upon relaying the news to the rest of the platoon, everyone but the SGT. truly understands the severity of the situation. Keroro, whos only thought is the punishment he’ll receive for not properly invading Earth, (Pekopon) like a child who has an essay due tomorrow at school crams last minute the information needed to properly invade the planet, while the rest of his squad prepares for their final good byes to the friends and family they have made while on Earth.

The next few minutes of the show follows its usual comedic antics, Keroro arguing with Natsumi about getting his invasion manual back, rushing his chores to study quicker, even accidentally destroying his manual in the process, all the while we as viewers wonders when Keroro will put two and two together and realize what is more important, the fact that he did nothing towards the invasion or the fact that he’ll have to say good bye to the friends and family he has made along the way.

7 minutes into the episode, After wasting half of the day trying to find a way to invade Earth, Kululu comes in with a huge reality check for Keroro, telling him that per protocol all traces of their existence has to be wiped from the face of the Earth, not just physical evidence, but also the memories within the inhabitants of the planet too will be gone.

This is the moment when the entire tone of the episode changes, as Keroro finally realizes what is actually happening around him, never noticing for a second how he will have to say good bye to the Fuyuki house hold forever and the memories they made along with it. I normally would like to criticize the show at this point, because a lot of what happens here is just barely unnatural for some of the characters, Natsumi being abnormally nice to Keroro, making his favorite food, the mother being home in time for dinner, helping Keroro with his chores, etc... But I’ll let it slide because the emotional impact it had was probably slightly more significant because of it, and well.... this show is mostly a comedy anyway so I don’t wanna be too harsh haha From here on out, the invasion or lack there of, has completely left Keroro’s mind, the forefront on his mind is that this will be the last moment he spends with them, all the while keeping the fact that him and his squad will leave a secret.

Giroro leaving his unrequited love Tamama leaving the Nishizawas Kululu surprisingly leaving a sarcastic but friendly message to Saburo Dororo and Koyuki saying their final good byes The standard stuff, but this is where the scene and how its presented really takes off

Keroro is presented with the unimaginable task of giving the order to push the button that will completely wipe any traces of their existence on Earth. The rest of the squad follow, and ask Keroro what he wants to do. While it may not have been explicitly shown, but I believe that in the back of everyones mind they wouldn’t have been able to without Keroros order. The loyal and steadfast Giroro, the righteous Dororo and the menacing Kululu all relied on Keroro for the first time in the entire show to make the decision, none of them had it in their hearts to do it, not without the order. Keroro eventually makes the decision to erase everyones memories and all traces of them being on Earth.

Probably because I'm older, But it was less about the fact that they had to leave and more so of the fact that the 2 years they spent on Earth, all the friends they made, the memories they shared was all for nothing as we witness it all go up in the air in sparkly fashion. It was a pretty damning moment, the thought of it made me choke up pretty hard as the scene was presented magnificently, the voice acting, the music, everything set the tone perfectly. However, it wasn’t at this point where I cried, I came pretty damn close though lol Not even 3 minutes passes and the show hits you with another incredibly emotional scene as Fuyuki stares at his globe and remembers the first time he met SGT Keroro

Fuyuki dashes to the basement where Keroros room was, but of course it is now just a normal basement, Fuyuki stares at the fridge which would be a portal to the Keronian Base, but instead finds a lone, unbuilt Gundam Model in the fridge.

Now for those who may not have watched the show, this was the nail in the coffin for me. Keroro as a character is mainly a giant goof ball, where alot of his comedic shtick falls under his unhealthy obsession for Gundam Models, and for his “schtick” to be used in such an affective way, and after holding back my tears REALLY HARD in the scene prior, I couldn’t handle it, the show took the knife out of the wound they already gave me and stabbed me again in the same place. I CRIED, Poured my eyes out crying, I never felt such shame HAHA Now some might be wondering, well what happened next, do they come back?! Well seeing as there is literally 300+ more episodes later, I think we know exactly how this is gonna wrap up, which plays an even bigger part as to me wondering WHY THE HELL DID I CRY OVER THIS! But I digress...

In typical Sgt Frog (Keroro Gunsou) fashion, it turns out that all the Keronians wanted was to provide the platoon a physical check up and nothing more, so all of what they did was for naught, they came back, and everyone somehow, has their memories back, as Kululu resets everything, putting everything back to the way its supposed to be. So all’s well that ends well LOL I’m COMPLETELY aware that I cried for nothing, but DAMN MAN was that scene crafted so well (For a childrens anime) I barely remember what the next remaining seasons are like, honestly I’m kinda afraid of the quality of writing changes after this season, the next few episodes feels a bit different ( I can’t put my finger on it exactly) But I do recall that there will be more episodes like this of such serious nature, so I’m looking forward to watching it again with my fiancé <3 All in all, can’t believe a show like this made me cry, for those who have not watched it, WATCH IT, YOU WON’T REGRET IT.....maybe....probably....hopefully. Till next time, であります! (Dearimasu!)

Me too man....me too..... </3

[songmingisthighs]

Did I say that I hate mingis hair? 🤪🤪🤪 bc I’m gonna eat my words now yum yum

I saw him live yesterday and I’ll see him again today and damn that boi is fine 😮‍💨😮‍💨👌🏼

daaaamn lucky you seeing mingi irl i'm totally jealous

yea his hair is kinda starting to look good but then he moved and i was like "ha weeb" like sir you look fine but that's still a weeb hair

[feuervogel]

I posted 1,843 times in 2022

That's 378 more posts than 2021!

13 posts created (1%)

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#cats - 98 posts

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Longest Tag: 127 characters

#especially since my sister had a completely different relationship with her and wouldn't understand if i talked to her about it

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

Recent media viewing

I decided to open up Netflix the other day and watch the Sandman adaptation. It's as good as everyone has been saying it is! And episode 5 has some gross bits that you'll see coming if you're paying attention (also, the nice black lady and her dog don't die, if you're worried about that). The Corinthian is EVEN CREEPIER in live action.

I spent a lot of time thinking "God, that actor looks and sounds familiar" whenever the Corinthian was on screen, but I looked him up and he wasn't in anything else I've seen, so I guess he's just got That Kind Of Face (or at least lower half of it, since he's got dark glasses on 95% of the time.)

While I was on Netflix, they showed me recommendations, as algorithms do, and I browsed the anime selection to see if there was anything to add to my (extremely long) watchlist.

I decided to watch Tekken: Bloodline, because deep in my heart of hearts, I love 2D fighting games. Not at all because I've been a JinHwo shipper since the early 2000s, nope. Anyway, it's a Netflix original, originally voiced in English. The voice acting ranges from fine (Jin, Hwoarang, Nina, Paul) to cringe (Jun, Xiaoyu) to comical (Heihachi), and for some completely unknown reason, Heihachi's assistant uses weeb-Japanese and says "hai" when she could say "yes, sir." (Like, this is the ONLY Japanese in the show. I'm not counting uses of sensei, because that's been borrowed into English as a martial arts term, or the time Paul says "Mishima Zaibatsu," because that's been in the US versions of the game since forever.)

Is it any good? It's not bad... It's basically the plot of Tekken 3, with references to 1&2, with Jin finding out about his family and Heihachi being a total asshole (I mean, duh). The character designs are weird, like their faces are too small for their necks and chins are too pointy, and somehow Jin looks like Heero Yuy in profile. I laughed a couple times (Paul (or maybe Nina): You two are friends? Jin & Hwoarang (unison): NO!) and may be on the way to shipping Jin/Hwo/Xiaoyu because they're ADORABLE.

When I got my new computer for Xmas, it came with a free 3-month trial of Apple TV. I didn't do anything about it until they sent me an email that it would go away if I didn't use it, then I signed up. There's actually a good bit of good stuff on there, so I'm keeping it for 4.99 a month.

Severance: suuuuper creepy SF mystery/thriller? where people can sign up to get implants that sever their work lives from their home lives so they can work on something so secret, even their work-selves don't know what it is. Season 1 ends with a massive cliffhanger that was extremely brave, because S2 hadn't been confirmed yet. (It is now.) It stars the guy from Parks & Rec and guest stars Christopher Walken.

The Essex Serpent: based on a book, apparently. Tom Hiddleston plays a vicar who lives out in the wilds in the 1880s or so; Claire Danes is a recently widowed paleontologist. Hiddles is utterly charming, as always; Danes is a bit flat, as always (I've always liked her, but she has about 2 expressions: confused and sad). There's a doctor who wants to date her, and her BFF/maid ALSO wants to date her, but she's only got eyes for the vicar (who's married, of course). Anyway, she hears rumors of a sea monster in the river and goes to investigate it, which is where she meets the vicar and so on. You can tell it's going to be a romance, but that part is somehow not compelling.

For All Mankind: space race AU where the Soviet Union gets to the moon first and NASA has to catch up. A lot of the real-world timeline is changed in ways that are good (space shuttles! moon base!) and bad (USSR doesn't collapse). In season 3, there is an extremely honest depiction of Gay Life in the 90s and of the within-group politics of assimilation or not. I lived through it (before I knew I was queer, or admitted it anyway), and it still punched me in the gut. We've made so much progress in the last 30 years that it's easy to forget just how terrible it was back then and that Don't Ask Don't Tell was the progressive compromise. It made me think about all the puriteens here on tunglr dot com and the stupid discourse about ~flawed media~ and ~problematique~ stuff. They should watch it and maybe fucking learn some history.

The end of season 3 is dfjhadkjghk;djkhgojwhjdfxhvjh basically and season 4 can't come soon enough.

5 notes - Posted August 20, 2022

#4

G witch ep 6

That was extremely fucked up.

They're speed-running all the super fucked-up bits from UC and 00. Good job.

9 notes - Posted November 6, 2022

#3

I have a very specific request, and I'm sure someone here can point me in the direction of acquiring this. (These, I guess; there are two specific fannish things I've wanted for a while.)

The litany against fear, in its entirety, in calligraphy or similar. Not twee. (I'm not actually into Dune, but having basically cognitive behavioral therapy on my wall might help me with my stupid anxiety.)

The Discworld DEATH bit "to be the place where the falling angel meets the rising ape", with or without the rest of the speech. (It's a long speech and would make the piece too busy.) Not twee. Potentially illustrated with silhouettes in the background behind the text.

I have no artistic ability nor any skill at graphic design, and I lack the patience for calligraphy. Thinking about embroidery or cross-stitch makes my fingers hurt. (My mom was an avid cross-stitcher and taught me when I was a kid. I could never hold the needle properly.)

Type of item: poster up to A2 size

Price: up to around 20 € each

13 notes - Posted September 5, 2022

#2

I can't be the only person who wants directors or whoever makes these decisions let Oscar Isaac have his gorgeous salt and pepper hair. A grown-ass man, silver at the temples, charming smile. Please?

Also I saw a comment about Dune that said they "aged him up" to play Duke Leto, and it took everything I had in me not to comment "oh, you mean they didn't make him dye his hair?"

32 notes - Posted January 23, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

Been playing Disco Elysium and I tried on some new pants.

[ID: screenshot from the video game Disco Elysium

YOU - I like regular, normal things.

VOLITION - Mhm, I know you do. These interisolary pants are like wearing a perfect *compromise* in your nether regions. No one will call the Moralintern on you like this, that's for sure.

You're a little more moralist now, buddy. A little more *normal*. Even if you didn't want to be.

COMPOSURE [Medium: Success] - Makes sense. This is what wearing boring office trousers does to you.

end ID]

39 notes - Posted November 25, 2022

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[foamywishes]

I suppose since I’m going to be more active in here I might as well introduce myself!

My name is Neri! I’m a huge Kirby fan but also a fan of Zelda, Pokemon, Okami, Japanese mythology and in general a huge weeb into anime and manga! I also am a writer and novice artist who got back into drawing after putting it down in my teen years.

My current endeavor and most of this blog is decided to my own Kirby AU called Wish Upon a Milkyway which focuses on the young Granddaughter of Sir Meta Knight as she struggles to follow in her family’s footsteps and become a great knight of her own strength! I’ll links to stories I write along with art (the quality may vary!) of my OCs and headcanons and silly ideas. As well as any collabs I do. All art not mine is posted with permission and properly credited with links and credentials. I suppose I should also offer a slight content warning. There will be mentions of war, alcoholism, depression, abuse (mostly implied, but a few cases are shown or outright stated), cursing, mild immature jokes and innuendos. Another thing to note, certain ships in the Kirby fandom (as well as other fandoms) make me uncomfortable, I don't believe in DNI's but I avoid them because of personal reasons. Please do not take it personally if you like a ship that makes me personally uncomfortable. I won't be listing the ships, but they are fairly popular canon X canon ships. Also again another content warning, I support OCxCanon and you will see that on this blog. Just a fair warning! I hope my stories and characters bring you laughs, or tears and maybe sit down for a spell? I love socializing even if I’m slow to do so. Thank you for taking the time to look at my work! If you wanna draw some of my silly goobers here is a link to a post that explains some dos and don'ts Here are some other places you can find me! You know if you wanna.... Instagram DeviantArt Twitter (Why?) Discord Is private to friends only! Toyhouse Side Blog for Hollow Knight

[anna-neko]

http://4NN.cx/.191951

here I was goin on about some cosplay nonsense, while an early anime cons CORNERSTONE of a man has passed away

RIP Kevin Lillard (of A Fan's View**) Always having a kind word to say to ALL cosplayers, and taking photos of any & all of them that would hold still long enough for his camera to click He has single-handedly inspired many an anime nerd to pick up a camera as a hobby, doubly-so for Cosplay Photography

He took thousands of photos of us, here's one I got of him at NekoconFlash! you were a warm and welcoming presence at cons, sir! You will be greatly missed

** the old site is long gone, but has been archived by ACP if anyone wants to see what awkward bebi nerds we were back then https://www.acparadise.com/acs/display.php?a=62186

Before all the endless online, digital everything, before FB and Insta, the "don't u know how many followers…" nonsense there was this man! It didn't matter if this was your 1st con or 50th, if your cosplay was a glowing mecha or thiftstore find held together with pins & PartyCity wig… He would take your photo, make small-talk & drop encouraging comments and make you feel a star! (a former cosplay partner still fondly remembers how he would always know what she was cosplaying as! No matter how obscure!) Like, i cannot stress this enuff - any shapes and skill-levels - he would gladly take the photo! For many a con veteran (fuck, hows it been decade+ already?!?!) his may be the ONLY photos that exist of those early costumes. Or very well be the first time someone has even asked to take your photo at the thing He made all us awkward weebs feel welcome from the get~go. The joke used to be "oh you're at so-and-so con? Did you run into Kevin yet??" or "no no no, don't change yet! We need to find Kevin!! You must be documented" (and if you had insane luck, you may even see that photo as convention cosplay coverage in an issue of Animerica months later!)

He took hundreds of photos during a convention, and posted on his site every day! And I don't mean snaps of just the "hot" ones, or "interwebz famous" no no no , it was a genuine comprehensive truly a FAN's view of the event: cosplayers of all kinds, fellow fans, panels and guests! Photos of EVERYONE and EVERYTHING

all the rest of the otaku at home would be hitting the site to see exactly what the current-happening Anime Con had goin on (there wasn't multiple anime cons each weekend back then) ...somehow... his bandwidth held up...

Hell, even my mom would specifically go online when I would be away at con; during nightly check-in phone calls she would excitedly let me know she saw my photo! On his site!

fuck... i am just rambling now.... But over the years there's been all sorts of encounters... like the time my brand~new digital camera (in 2000! quite the expense! when all us still shot on disposable-film camera from the drugstore) suddenly died (6 AA batteries the monster ate) and he kindly tried to help me with both fresh batteries and advice, and when it looked like the camera wasn't coming back he straight up took out his FILM CAMERA (again, this man was a pro! He always had a backup) and took photos of my cosplay & friends' and handed me the finished roll Or that time we saw him aiming at us, and flailed, "no wait!!" running down the escalator, "wait!! We have a pose for this!! Let us pose!" OR THE OTHER TIME my microscopic memory card was already full (circa 2000, 32MB CompactFlash) and this SAINT of a man helped by using HIS LAPTOP to let me clear out the card, email the zip file to myself and thus having space to take another 30~40 photos for the day

or this Other OTHER time we were talkin about shitty hotel hallway light... And asked if he would mind going with us outside instead? He took the time to go! Outdoors into the sunshine! On the lawns by the hotel!! Thus giving us our first 'proper' cosplay photoshoot!! (freakin 2001, people!! Shit like this wasn't the norm yet)

...this needs another photo! Here's Kevin in a silly cat-ears hat at that Animazement

[batwritings]

Can you do where reader has like a anime like body (like thicc thighs big boobs typa shit) and like technoblades loveesa them so much and one day technoblades head is in between her thighs and things escalates. Also can there be a light knife kink, choking , hand kink , degrading

Also can a be “fairy☁️” anon

*cracks knucles* Let’s goooo! >:) Enjoy~!

Warning! There will be a brief appearance of a knife, choking, and degradation here! Please be careful when reading!

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There were a long list of things Technoblade loved about you, but none could ever compare to your body. It was like something out of Phil’s weird weeb tales, but he would never tell you that. What he would tell you is how hot under the cloak it got him.

Which is why he was where he is now; face buried between your thick thighs. “So good,” he would moan every once and again, spare hand groping at your sizeable chest to give you more pleasure. It was only once your hair ran through his bubblegum pink lock and tugged did he look up at you. Oh, so that was the kind of mood you were in.

In an instant, the piglin hybrid had you on your back, knife that he had pulled from the bedside table at your throat. It wasn’t pressing down, no blood being drawn, but you knew if he wanted to, he could. “Trying to play games with me slut?” he growls quietly against your neck.

“N-no sir,” stumbles from your lips.

Immediately the knife is set down but the pressure on your neck is replaced by his hand. God you loved his pretty hands. For someone so skilled with a weapon, his hands always looked immaculate. Especially right now, wrapped around your throat.

“I didn’t ask you to speak,” he says sternly, applying the slightest of pressure. His free hand taps your hip twice, giving you your out.

Despite knowing he would stop in an instant if you wanted him to, you shook your head slightly in his grasp. You wanted this after all.

Techno smirks down at you, sliding the warning hand away to line himself up with your sopping cunt. “This what you want little whore?” he asks, tauntingly. You nod a little in his grip, loving the added pressure it provides you. He’s pushing into you then, reveling in the silent scream that plays across your features.

“Such a greedy little whore I have,” he huffed as he pounded into you. “Always needing to be filled by my cock aren’t you?” You let out a choked noise of approval as your hands flew up to the one choking you. You pressed harder, eyes lolling back at the feeling.

“Even wanting me to choke her harder,” he chuckles, hips stuttering at the sight of your fucked out face. “That’s my good girl.”

You smile dazedly at him as you feel your climax fast approaching. Two taps to his wrist let’s him know you need to speak and he lets up slightly. “Gonna cum sir,” you babble, voice slurred. “Please?”

His calloused hand replaces itself, more forceful this time as he demands, “Cum on my cock fucktoy.” You do as he asks in an instant, stars shining behind your eyes as your orgasm hits you like a freight train. Techno isn’t far behind, he pretty hand squeezing just a bit harder when it hits him.

He finally lets go as the two of you start coming down from your highs. “Hey, can you talk?” he asks softly. You nod dazedly, smiling at him again as you lace your fingers with his. He smirks back at you shaking his head fondly.

“That’s my good girl.”

[enderspawn]

"phil why do you look like a weeb" huh fucking wonder why wilbur why does philza minecraft, sir anime kinnie on main, look like a weeb?? the world may never know