#so would I

[cigarettesandbacchanals]

Richard Papen coded

[towarmerwinters]

is matt going to make them responsible for killing amethar's family ????

[akira-aah]

Can't wait for Phil to tell Chayanne a story about the time Techno fired a rocket at a president only for Chayanne to do it as well

[honeygrahambitch]

Of course Jack didn't want Hannibal to be guilty, he loved eating for free

[arcane-ally]

[steddiecameraroll]

*smokes for the first time in months *

Steve should have a trampoline. Eddie would like to watch that.

[claratyler]

Welp this is it. I guess im coming out in the funniest way possible. A clarinetist friend asked me to write a piece for him for a program he's putting together for 2025 thats all about contemporary repertoire by lgbt composers. Soooo. Yea. Im not going to say anything but i guess i if i say "hey come to this concert! Its all contemporary clarinet repertoire written by lgbt composers, and theyre playing one of my pieces" well. I guess the cat will be out of the bag

The funniest thing is ive never even told this guy that im whatever it is i am, he just knew since he met me back in my first year of uni and it used to give me so much anxiety 🥲

[f1cha0s]

Same Lando, same

[importantangeldefendor]

Victoria dallon would HATE silent hill

[mimble-sparklepudding]

Do you imagine mimble as having an accent?

I guess I accept he has roughly the same accent he has in emotes (high pitched, but not childlike), but probably with more posh English overtones and more softly spoken. Which makes sense as I have posh (apparently) English overtones myself and I'm softly spoken. Although the accent from where I grew up is more like Hilda Ware's!

[liquidstar]

i always think abt my cousin in greece who's like obsessed with american culture, bc ill say that im going to a barbecue and she'll be like "wow.... a real life american barbecue... will there be red cups?" you bet your ass there'll be red cups. take my hand. have a hot dog. all your dreams can come true here at the real life american barbecue

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Knowledge Revenge.

[daftmooncretin]

spock’s room decor is actually fucking bonkers. The weapons??? the big red velvet curtain??? like ok phantom of the opera go crazy.

for reference jim’s room has some photos and a plant so we can surmise this is uniquely a spock being a dramatic weirdo thing

[lgbtlunaverse]

The world exists in such a baffling state of simultaneous sex-aversion and sex-hegemony. Every social platform on the internet is trying to banish sex workers to the shadow realm but I can't post a tweet without at least two bots replying P U S S Y I N B I O. People are self-censoring sex to seggs and $3× but every other ad you see is still filled with half-naked women. Rightwingers want queer people arrested for so much as existing in the same postal code as a child and are also drumming up a moral panic about how teenage boys aren't getting laid enough. I feel like I'm losing my mind.